Come witness a story of courage and trust. A tale of honor among men and the strength of their bonds. A saga that depicts the inner strength and wisdom of the tenacious underdog. A righteous message to stay strong against adversity and to never ever give up on your ideals. A manga where all of Japan's virgins start dying suddenly.Chapter 5: DISGUISE
Chapters 2, 3, and 4 >>268839589
Get the gooks outta here! Get them the hell outta here! Throw them out in the cold don't give them their jacket!
>>268950249I like the detail of the 2 cherries for the 2nd volume.
>>268950692>>268950730Fuck that, I would stop going to school.
oh fuck I completely forgot about this manga. And it ended at 48 chapters? Was it axed or did it get to go as long as the mangaka wanted?
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>>268950991>>268951030lol
>>268951061Like a virgin wouldn't know what a fucking hickey is. Virgins are more obsessed with sex than anyone.
>>268951061Glasses girl is a bitch for starting the no ass no class chant and for exposing Kira.
>>268951061Best girl.
>>268951181>>268951212>Apologize!lol
Based
>>268951121Those who are actually obsessed often go for wrong and irrelevant aspects and for wrong reasons. Right reason is to learn about sex, wrong is to fit in the group.
>>268951371king
>>268950537kek'd
Amamiya's onee-san has got it going on.
>>268951552What a whore
>tfw no older sister of classmate gfThat's all for today folks! Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter, same Virgin Time(-ish), same Virgin Chan(nel).Let's break the ice: Have you ever pretended to have experience to fit in or put on airs? Did you know how to give a hickey?
>>268951591>guy kept an eraser and cleared the suspiscion of you being a whore>>268951692>offer him sex Agreed, what an easy girl
>>268951721>Have you ever pretended to have experience to fit in or put on airs?No. I don't parade it but I admit to being a virgin when asked. >Did you know how to give a hickey?I knew what a hickey was when I was in my teens. I only knew how to give one because some classmates thought a chemical burn on my neck was a hickey. Answer your own questions, OP.
>>268951721I went to lunch with the class bicycle, I learned all sorts of things from how hickies looked to learning that girls can't feel anything past 6 inches.
>>268950537I think the author doesn't like how Japan is a bitch to the US. The manga has many scenes like this.
>>268951721>Have you ever pretended to have experience to fit in or put on airs? I just avoid the topic when I can but if someone directly asks me then I'll just admit it.>Did you know how to give a hickey?No.
>>268951859>Answer your own questions, OP.I wouldn't say I've ever pretended to have experience, but I've definitely acted like I knew the science behind some sex acts worked in the past.As for hickeys I didn't really know they were bruises, but I got the general gist of how to give one from a Malcolm in the Middle episode.
I don't get it. Why don't they just have sex?
>>268951721> Have you ever pretended to have experience to fit in or put on airs?No, never. I think I was asked about my experience just once, lack of it at that moment was a really big surprise.> Did you know how to give a hickey?Yes. On visible place, she didn't notice for hours.>>268951896Went to summer camp when I was 13, older boys told us a lot about sex and relationships. Most of that was true.
>>268950926>stop acting like you're some sage, you haven't even touched a girl before Fucking ouch
I don't think I've ever sympathised with a cast this much before
>>268951371Eren?
>>268951121 Hickeys don't really come up in porn. Even if it does no one is gonna explain them. It's just not a part of porn. I can't even think of a single time it ever came up in a doujin either.The only time I see them come up is when someone has to hide them for whatever reason (usually cheating) or someone points them out and the character gets embarrassed. In both cases, even if you are shown the act, you might, like he did assume that its a lipstick kiss mark, which is far more common and kinda has to do with sex more than a the idea of sucking someone's neck to give them a bruise does. Actually the reason I know is because when I was a young I read Maison ikkoku and there was a chapter where godai drunk friend gives him one, and he has to hide it or he gets accused or something. I also recall a joke from something else sometime where someone used a vacuum cleaner to give themselves one for whatever reason, don't remember what though. >>268951721I've never pretended to have experience, but I've never corrected anyone on their assumption of my experience. Though if someone were to straight up ask if I was a virgin then yeah I would lie and say no.
>>268951721Thanks OP If someone were to directly ask, I would be honest, but I also don't just directly call myself a virgin. I just use the term 'single', or say it's been a long while since I've gotten up to anything (one bad date I went on when I was 20(
>>268952657Guaranteed it's Watamote. Tomoko does the whole vacuum spiel and gets scolded by her mom for being an utter moron.
>>268951061fun fact: Hickey's in Japanese are called Kiss Marks 「キスマーク」. That's how Kira confused a hickey for a literal lipstick stained kiss mark.
>>268952856Ah yeah that's it, thanks.
>>268953027>That's how Kira confused a hickey for a literal lipstick stained kiss mark.lmao
>>268952141>Malcolm in the MiddleHow old are you?
>>268953198Are you accusing him of being old or young? Malcolm in the Middle was pretty early 2000s
>>268951721I pretended as a kid. I think I'd pretend now, too. My close friends know that I'm a virgin, but they also know I'm a fag.
>>268952657>Though if someone were to straight up ask if I was a virgin then yeah I would lie and say no.If somebody ask you this way then they already know it most likely. That's why lying is pointless.
>>268950636Would have been funnier if her friend told her to get dicked instead of washing.>>268950831HOW LONG HAS HE HAD THAT ERASER?>>268951721Thanks, OP.
>>268953787>HOW LONG HAS HE HAD THAT ERASER?i mean, if you got something from a girl that you were in love with, you'd hang onto it, right?
>>268951061They for real didn't know that?
>>268951692What the fuck is her problem?
>>268951721Sex? No. The only ones who ask me are doctors and I probably shouldn't lie to them about that. I've lied about drinking alcohol though to get people off my back about it in highschool though. I know how one gets a hickey, not exactly sure where I learnt though. Probably a doujin.
>>268953937>>268953027
bump
>>268951721Never lied about experience. Knew about how hickeys were given. Didn't know about them being from popped blood vessels though.
>>268950537ENTER
>>268950665i wonder if that bitch amamiya feels bad for telling him to die yet
>>268951620>the guy she was going to kill in question
>>268956918She wasn't going to kill anyone.
>muh rhetoric
>>268950537What do (You) think we should do?
This manga is golden
>>268951721>Have you ever pretended to have experience to fit inNah, I think with my real friends I've always been honest. I've had a lot of friends be surprised or think its weird that I'm still a total virgin, but I'm also pretty casual/not entirely socially retarded (apart from being a total no experience virgin, obviously)>Did you know how to give a hickey?I was convinced hickeys were some made-up middle school bullshit at first, since middle schoolers love to brag about how much "adult" things they know. Then in high school, I'd seen people talk about their hickeys, so yeah
>>268951692"But i refuse"
>>268951721I never joined in talks like that, some of the boys used to talk about how far they can shoot out their goo, which made most of the girls think i had mature mind.
kek
>>268950482Total Journo Death
>>268958424Basically every woman just wants a dad that will fuck her yet they never get any criticism for it. If anything women are worse because they want a guy who will fuck them, take care of them, AND fund their lifestyle while they don't have to work. Even the most delusional of men would ever expect a woman to pay all his bills for him, yet women all expect it and it's par the course.
>>268950537This could gave been prevented if Abe was still here.
>>268950562A society losing a huge size of young men is prime for foreign invasion.They probably only fear their plague.
>>268953027No wonder the guy did something so stupid.Still, they had internet at this point, no excuse other than severe retardation.
>>268958424Don't spoil the good stuff
>>268959024How many people would actually look it up on the internet to make sure? Wasn't there a study about that. People overestimate their knowledge.
>society's most alienating dying alone >the populace reacts only with disgust >the survivors live knowing their time is coming>they live with their isolation worsening every day of the week >people who once lived normal lives are turned into pariahs once 'exposed' This manga is genuinely powerful stuff. Is this how black people feel about Black Panther?
>>268959964>Is this how black people feel about Black Panther?lol
>>268950916It plays out and has a pretty solid conclusion iirc
>>268951721Thank you for posting.
>>268950562if America won't help, what about her enemies...?>>268951061ONE OF US ONE OF US>>268951692will he take the bait?>>268951721thanks, OP. I can't recall if I did, my friend group never really talked about sex because it was too crude and is a bit too personal. Sex and wiener jokes? Absolutely, but not personal experiences. I can't say I've given a hickey before
>>268957224>>268950537>Folks, let me tell you - this Japanese virgin plague - it’s out of control, it’s a disaster, it’s just a total mess. Do you know, our scientists, our great American scientists, they’re saying that every Japanese male virgin is dying once they turn 18. A lot of very fine people being lost. Sad! I promise you, we won’t let that happen here. We’re gonna enact a blockade around Japan, a big, beautiful blockade, and we’re not going to let them out to infect us. And we’re going to make the nips pay for it.
Virgin bump.
>>268952522I dont have any sympathy for any of these characters desu
>>268958049>which made most of the girls think i had mature mind.It's hilarious how little you need to make girls to think this way. Just stay away from other boys when they do dumb shit. Just like Ichikawa from BokuYaba
>>268967152>not joking with the boys only to impress holesI hate this gynocratic mangina world we live in, fucks sakeHalf the world are enemies to all men, and half of men are enemies to the sane half of men
>>268951692I couldn't help myself and binged the entire series after the first couple chapters were dumped. So minor spoilers, but it's actually kinda bullshit how much of a bitch they made her in chapter 1 and how it's all hand waved away and from now on she's perfectly reasonable/nice/hilarious/best girl throughout the rest of the series. She was literally chanting "no ass, no class" and telling him to kill himself because he got desparate since his life was on the line and he just blurted out "p-pls fuck me". And yeah, she does apologize in the next chapter, but it's in stark contrast to how she treated him in chapter 1-3. Would have almost ruined her character for me, but thankfully she was written differently for the remainder of the series.
>>268967714Yeah. Honestly I read for a few more chapters and just dropped it cause it left such a sour taste in my mouth. Like I get it, you're not obligated to save him or even like him for that matter but that doesn't mean you call for his death. The entire class was filled with shitty people. But at the end of the day this is a shitpost of a manga so whatever.
>>268967873The series does drag on a bit near the final 3/4ths in my opinion, but that's mostly because they keep adding new characters, some of which are unnecessary in my opinion. They could have just rolled a bunch of the newcomers into existing characters and it would have been totally fine, but they added a bunch of new people instead and it becomes hard for me to care about everyone's storyline as a result. That being said, I'd urge you not to give up on the series. It's a huge shit post of a manga, as you said, but it's a hilarious shit post, the kind that you'd screen shot and it becomes meme worthy and it's so funny that it spreads to other boards type of shit post. It's pretty short, and it's a worthy way to spend an afternoon. You might as well finish it if you've gotten to this point.
>>268967281You usually just really don't want to talk about dumb shit like that. And then girls become interested in you but not you in them because they do and talk about similar dumb shit.
>>268968508Them jock guys are real mature, yeah, that's why holes open their legs to themWake up fag
>>268967714>I couldn't help myself and binged the entire series
>>268965955Another one.
fun series
Only bad thing is that original premise has been basically forgotten after first third of the manga.
>>268960797Good to know.
>>268951692This bitch got no shame.>>268951721I never falsely boasted about how money girls I fucked, but if conversation took on this topic I just lied about being in a short term relationship/one night stand scenario.Knew about the hickeys and the mechanics behind it. For some reason our female teachers in 7th grade would get absolutely furious if they noticed someone had a hickey and grill the person about it. To this day I don't understand why.
>>268976030Hags mad their time is up
Did anybody actually deal with rejection because of their virginity? Is virgin shaming really a thing? Outside of romantic context.
>>268976977By the girl I liked, yeah. It threw me into a spiral for years and I lied to a lot of people about being experienced.
>>268977254How did it come up?
>>268976977I've heard it happen. I think a lot of guys instinctively lie about it.
>>268950597The truly wild part is that they keep going to school despite facing imminent death, but then again if they were salarymen they'd still go to work on their last day. Japan, please seek help.
>>268979481The economy is everything.
>>268967152Yeah everyone thought I was real cool and mature cuz of stuff like that in college but honestly I was just hung up on my hs crush still lmaooo. Once they told me that I dropped the act cuz I felt like I was being too serious.
>>268967152Standards across the board are low.
>now you remember the isekai joke
Chapter 6: INVASION
>gosling.jpg
>tfw no military gaijin gfThat's all for today folks! Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter, same Virgin Time(-ish), same Virgin Chan(nel).Let's break the ice: Are you dubious when/if a girl shows interest in you?
>>268986035I hope she gets raped by a virgin Thanks OP, I can't really defend Eiri's decision this chapter. He likes her, she likes him, she wants to save him. I have been an advocator of true love in these threads and that act of sex would get my stamp of approvalAnyway yes, namely because I'm not 'myself' in any situation when a girl would know me
>>268953989She's a woman.
>>268985489>>268985451Wtf? This is a 180 degree turn.
>>268985752What the fuck is his problem?
>>268985386>did you lose a bet and have to say that?Painful memories of getting asked out as a joke in school emerge...
>>268986035>Are you dubious when/if a girl shows interest in you?I have been asked out as a joke in school in the past >>268987056 but I knew it was a joke back then so not really. Answer your question, OP.
>>268986035Thanks OP.No girl has ever said she was interested in me to my face. I was once told by the friends of a girl that she liked me but I didn't trust them at all.If they did tell me to my face I would have believe them though.
>>268987230>Answer your question, OP.Honestly it would depend on how often we interacted, only weird girls with major flags have expressed interest in me in the past though, which says a lot about the kind of appeal I have.
>>268985949Lmao, MIC needs to sell more shit once again, this time by culling japanese virgins!
>>268986615>he does want a girlfriend that flip flops between killing him and saving him in the same week
>>268986035If it is her texting me or somebody telling me she is interested - I have no expectations. If she tells me or signals in person I am still a bit on guard, but try to see where it goes.
>>268986035No, never. I just wasn't interested in them so I had to ignore their signals or turn them down. It worked just once.
>>268986035Thank you for dumping but man, your "let's break the ice" questions invite some self-depreciating r9k'ish answers, while the spirit of /a/ is to forget about real life for a bit.
>>268989373What happens when it doesn't work?Also you're sounding like a woman right now
>>268985752Marriage comes 1st, then 子作り!
>>268986035>Let's break the ice: Are you dubious when/if a girl shows interest in you?as a faggot, it's depressing at best and distressing at worst. i can't safely tell them i'm gay, because i could get fired or worse. if a girl at a restaurant i frequent starts crushing on me, i have to stop going completely. things like that.
>>268985898>bam! headshot>"We come in peace!"yep, sounds American
>>268985752I hope this moron gets a very painful death.
>>268990506DO NOT RESIST before WE COME IN PEACE is a hell of a line
>>268986035I dont think a girl has ever shown interest in me and if one did now I would just think they're a glowie plant or some other schizo shit
>>268989902Never was interested in those who don't share my interests. So either nothing happen or both sides end up disappointed.
>>268990059>i can't safely tell them i'm gayBro, where do you live?
Don't tell him homobro, he'll dox you and call the military
>>268950537why is this supposed to be an unreasonable response to the situation?
>>268991479Why do you assume it's meant to be unreasonable?
>>268991479What makes you think it's supposed to be? Just because trump is making the face?
I read this as it was scanlated. It remains great throughout and a pretty good satire regarding outcast men.
>>268951721Quite the opposite. I made sure people knew I was a virgin in high school and (to a MUCH less entent) in college. I got repsect and notoriety for how weird I was but people didn't care to get to know me well.
>>268986035>Are you dubious when/if a girl shows interest in you?When she does it's usually someone trying to sell me something.
>>268950249The cherries are a metaphor for male genital mutilation and castration
>>268994665Pretty sure they're just a metaphor for virginity.
>>268991520it looks like a basedjak meme
>>268986035>Are you dubious when/if a girl shows interest in you?I don't know if that's ever happened to me
>>268989897What else did you expect when this manga is, at best, a criticism against real life?
>>268953787I don't think I've ever used up an entire eraser. They've always just gone missing, or I threw them out by accident, or they go unused for so long they start to harden and become brittle. Never used up a whole eraser
>>268985818
>>268986035>Are you dubious when/if a girl shows interest in you?Yes. If I match with a girl on a dating app I immediately lose interest in her. Usually I go through a few rounds of "they're actually a dude aren't they".
>>268950249How many women would you need to deflower every man? Has the gender ratio or logistics ever been discussed in this?
>>268996557>How many women would you need to deflower every man?1, technically.
>>268996591there's no way 1 could do it.There's a shitton of people on earth
>about to become a wizard in 1 monthWell fuck, it actually happened. The gym didn't fix anything, but at least I'm healthier.
>>268997553Welcome to the club. Good to hear you're getting fit and reminding me I should actually start to work out I wouldn't sulk too much about it. It's not something you need to do, like buy a home or hold down a job. It's just something that people thought you should do.
>>268986035>Are you dubious when/if a girl shows interest in you?I can't tell. Recently I saw the mom of the girl I used to like back in high school and she said that her daughter used to talk about me all the time. I must be retarded
>>268950537I can't believe this motherfucker is still relevant in the current year
>>268999540we're probably not gonna stop hearing about him til he dies of old age
>>268951692And the manga ended here without going to that weird as fuck mad scientist arc
>>268986035Thank you for posting.
>scared of being alone>but even more scared of putting myself out there and trying to find and connect with someone
>>269001914The struggle is real.
>>268993306I had somehow common experience. I wasn't afraid of showing that I'm kind of weird and never had problems because of that outside of middle school. I still think that peopele get into this sort of problems when they try hide it just to fit in. You can't actually hide your personality and it feels creepy when you try.
>>268997863...you bastard. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOL ME REEEE
>>268996790She just needs to have that grindset.
>>268993306People like clowns for entertainment but not as friends.
>>269001914Just do it.
>>269010677Is it like Virgin Oil?
>>269012022Yes.
>>269014476Looks tasty.
Chapter 7: GUARANTEE
They'll get laid when they get laid, and we like that, they'll get laid when they get laid, great work ethic.
>>268951721Never lied once because I think it's amusing seeing how different people react. My life is le comedy.
https://youtu.be/qjoXiq1ic0I?si=ZyuHwhn0aQniQ9ND&t=22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1nDzB1P8GM
>tfw no old-fashioned and too serious little miss hymen girl who hasn't even had her tits squeezed before gfThat's all for today folks! Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter, same Virgin Time(-ish), same Virgin Chan(nel).Let's break the ice: Have you had your first kiss yet? If so, what was it like?
Why won't they just fuck a whore
>>269017927Is there a single Manga Trump that isn't hilarious
>>269018164VIRGIN ALARM
>>269019066The whores are charging 10,000 times their normal rate. They said that like two chapters ago. Did you even read it?
>>269018409Her friend is cute.
>>269018551>>269018588I can't hold onto my sides anymore. The fucking DBZ Scouter
>>269019039>Have you had your first kiss yet? If so, what was it like?No, I've had nothing. I'm a khhv. Answer your question, OP.
Lol what the fuck this is epic. I think I'll pick this up, thanks OP
>>269019039Summer camp, I'm 13, just hanging out with other boys and girls. One girl trying to sit closer and touch me. Suddenly decided "fuck it" (still have no idea why) and just kissed her in lips. She was from different town, so it ended after a week. Planned to get a girlfriend same year but suddenly found that math is too fun to be bothered with girls.
>>269019297>Answer your question, OP.>have I had my first kiss yetN-no. a pretty cringe proto-tumblr girl kissed me on the cheek in 3rd Grade though
>>269017927My fucking president
>>269018670>Arrested Development Megabased
>>269019039>Virgin PrisonSounds like 4chanAnyway thanks OP, I have not
>>269019039Yes, but it was with a girl who had asked me out that I dumped a week later because I had a massive ego from being weirdly popular early on in college and thought I could do better. I still feel bad about it 8 years later since I was an asshole for no good reason and also blew up most of my friendships from that time that I still miss. Haven't had a relationship since so maybe that's my penance.
>>269017836Kek, I hate when series forget that just falling can hurt you.
>>269022983The guy that fell is a high schooler, not a grandma.
>>269018899That beep was foreshadowing
>>269018772I think her backstory was the last good shitpost the author had before things started getting stale
>>269019039>: Have you had your first kiss yet?No.
>>269019039>Have you had your first kiss yet?does playing spinning bottle counts?
>>269019039Thank you for posting.
>no answerSomeone hasn't had his first kiss
>>269003120>I still think that peopele get into this sort of problems when they try hide it just to fit in. You can't actually hide your personality and it feels creepy when you try.Exactly my logic>>269007749This is also true LOL
>>268840768Read >>269018409Except I'm naturally unsocial and have never really had the option to form those types of relationships
C'mon!
>>269026497Where do you think we are?
>>269019656Have fun.
>>268950249based OP. this one is funny as fuck.
>>269019039yes, at 23 during college. I was lucky to do it with a girl I liked. One of the best sensations of my life, I'll never forget that little moan she did during it.Then we fell off and I never saw her again.
>>269017927based trumpo
>>269018551>>269018588>Vegeta what does the scouter say about his virgin level?>IT'S OVER 9000!
>>268951721I lie about having a long distance GF so I don't get bothered (as much) about not going to whorehouses by my co-workers/superiors.To be fair, having a waifu is pretty much like an LDR.
>>269018946based anon with the music tastes.
>>269019039>Have you had your first kiss yet? If so, what was it like?I have. I made out with with a woman when I was around 22 in uni and drunk. It felt really soft and we got tonguing after a while. Really intimate and nice. Then I stopped her from having sex with me for some reason and just packed my things up and walked back to my apartment.I'm 31 and still a virgin to this day.
>>269036700what sorta powers did you awaken
>>269038114Hypothyroidism
>>269038313Impressive.
>>269017927sasuga toranpu-sama!
>>269019039Dunno. It's been so long and it wasn't really anything special. Just started making out with my cousin as 12 year olds. Don't remember the context or anything. Also haven't kissed anyone since and I'm still a virgin (probably), so it's not some hardboiled manslut thing. I guess I just don't care too much.
>>269017927turampu-samai dogeza
>>269038313dunno what that is, sounds sad.
>>269019039One of my friends dared me to kiss them twice, so I did. We joked that if the third kiss I did was a guy, I would be cursed to be gay for life, so this one girl let me kiss her.
>>269035792>so I don't get bothered (as much) about not going to whorehouses by my co-workers/superiorsWhere do you live?
>>269041816Sailor.It's pretty traditional for us to hit up the red light districts of whatever shithole we put in at, especially with the old breed. Needless to say, I like to think I'm above paying for sex. Hell, in some countries before the pandemic the whores came to YOU in little boats, and would stay aboard ship doing chores aside from the usual services for however long you were willing to pay. I'm not sure if they bounced back yet.
>>269042535Interesting. I suppose I never really think about sailors in a modern context. Do you have internet on board?
>>269040085>Just started making out with my cousin as 12 year olds>I'm still a virgin (probably)wtf
>>269042598For international merchant ships satellite internet comes as standard, with a few blindspots in the middle of buttfuck-nowhere. You get a certain amount of data free per month, (as low as 500 MB in the worst case) after that you gotta pay out your own pocket.The rates are as ridiculous as you'd expect and the speed isnt anything to write about, so we often supplement that when docked with local SIM cards.Richer companies like Maersk are starting to get in on Starlink, IIRC.
>>268951692Kurumi:>Did you think I'd be okay with that? >That I'd just get it because I wanted to be saved by you? >It's not like how I feel about it should matter at all.>You're aiming for my body and not giving anyone a thought but yourself.>That's why you're still a femcel.>You know, I had actually thought maybe...>That you were an okay girl, a little bit.>It'd be better if I died over being defiled by you.
>>268951692>>269044083This should be the only acceptable response from Kurumi considering how this gutter scum femcel treated him.If he had even a modicum of self-respect and didn't want to be a subhuman cunt licking, white knighting doormat, simptrash sex slave who's only seen as an object (dildo) to be used by the roasts in this series, he'd stand up for himself and his fellow boys and give this piece of shit a taste of her own medicine.
>>269044083>>269044297But of course, the author being an incel white knight piece of shit makes him respond like this >>268985726 >>268985752 instead.Men really don't think of themselves as human.Instead of pushing this bitch off the roof such that she splatters on her filthy, disgusting cunt, he's thinking about how "he should make her love him" instead.
>>269044297>>269044414Man why are you still here. You clearly hate this series
>>269044485I'm only here for my rant. I don't think I'll visit these threads again.
>>269046493>269046493Thank you for your contribution, it's greatly appreciated.
>>269042751>as low as 500 MB in the worst caseWhat do you resort to with internet that bad?
>>269046493Bye.
This bump is for all the virgins in the thread.
>>269047719It ain't too bad when the the trips between ports are measured in days. 8 hour shifts and Jap-style mandatory karaoke nights help.Gotta reach the other side of the Pacific in a bulk carrier, or wait two months in anchor for your turn in the berth though?You better have had your hard drives topped up, or have something you don't mind spending a couple hundred hours on.
>>269051363>wait two months in anchor for your turn in the berthOof
Chapter 8: CONSIDERATION
hahaha
>>269054298Wish I had his confidence
>>269017927OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>269054518GOd i want to have awkward virgin sex with the evil blonde american military girl
>>269054298No way this is what it's from
>>269054581"Sex by force" is called "rape". Basically it's rape prison.
>>269054746I bet you the BBW and MILF guys are gonna end up being happy.The BDSM guy too, depending.
Sexual Orientation being part of the questionnaire is probably the closest and only time they acknowledge gay sex iirc.
So the blonde American chick is the bad guy and gets raped or something by the end, right?
>>269055083Ah, he really did survive that shot.
>>269055249I mean, he has a point, even if he looks like an evil Vulcan.
>>269055175>didn't consider her personality or interestsWell he said she was kindly and erotic and liked to cook. According to popular japanese culture that's like 90% of women.
>>269054473How the fuck do they know? It's easy to lie about this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLMTCcKlhro
>>269055327They have virgin Midichlorians
>>269054786wtf I love foreign occupation now
>tfw no time-stopped BBW lesbian BDSM MILF futa car-fucking dragon maid gfThat's all for today folks! Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter, same Virgin Time(-ish), same Virgin Chan(nel).Let's break the ice: What would your ideal lover be like? How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?
So does Emily die or get imprisoned as a virgin or something? Seems pretty weird that ONLY men are virgins in this, it's rarer for women but does happen.
>>269055465Tanned tomboy who likes videogames when not excercising.This is an unreasnonably standard of beuty and makes me gay, according to /a/
>>269054220>>269054255Kek.
>>269055535The virus only appears in testicles, its from one of the earlier chapters.
>>269055535>Seems pretty weird that ONLY men are virgins in thisThe disease doesn't affect women regardless of if they're virgins.
>>269055465Either some tall friendly tomboy with big tits or goth girl who like video games with big tits. Big tits would definitely be a factor. I love those things.
>>269055465Thanks OP, this series is a gold mine of images I want a woman who's nice to me, not an idiot, and a virgin. So an incredibly niche demographic I have a near 0% chance of finding someone in
>>269055175she does kind of have a point, thats why I dont really like harems, some of them just have boring MC's with no real chemistry with the girls besides "I'm nice"
>>269055465>What would your ideal lover be like? I never really thought of this. Probably someone that could stand being around me and would give me my needed space. >How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?I would say I'm not too far out there, but jacking it to hentai makes me a freak to normals regardless.
>>269044083Based.
>>269055535Unfortunately, she gets away with it completely. I hate it when female villains pull that shit. They don't need to be killed every time, but maybe some virgin she treated like shit gets to force his first time on her or something while she's trying to escape would be nice.
>>269055796Nah. She deserves to die a femcel. Not served dick on a platter.
So aren't idol groups or singers utterly screwed here?
>>269055465> What would your ideal lover be like?Nice, kind, easygoing tomboish girl who is into same things as I am. We should spend time togheter, go to animecons, talk about current anime and play videogames. Have her for 10 years.>>269055551Those are realistic standards.
>>269054581Dude on the bottom right looks like Bruce Lee.
>>269054945How is Kira a virgin? He kind of looks like a chad.
>>269055134I love how he straight up says his preferences.
>>269055465>What would your ideal lover be like? I'd like a strong, fiery woman. I've never been into 'helpless' girls. I'd also like her to be independent so that we could do our own things too. Of course, the bare minimum is that she is kind. >How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?I'd say that I'm more vanilla than ice cream. Not really a fetish but I like big boobies. I bet sucking on some fat tits would be nice.Answer your own questions, OP.
>>269056200He pretend to be not-virgin just to fit in "cool guys" group. Look doesn't matter that much or at all.And I've never seen something like that IRL. Sex always was a thing that you do with girl you like once you started dating, not some sort of rite of passage.
>>269055985>So aren't idol groups or singers utterly screwed here?The virus only affects men.
>>269056516>He pretend to be not-virgin just to fit in "cool guys" group.I know he pretended. I'm just wondering why he even had to pretend to be a non-virgin. He looks a lot more chad than Kurumi and his friends. >Look doesn't matter that much or at all.Bullshit.
>>269056531Perhaps he meant that idols would be screwed because so many of their fans would die.
>>269056531There are male idol groups in Japan
>>269056614Oh, I thought he was referring to the 'no-boyfriends' rule that idols have to go through. In that case, most of their fanbase would be dead lol. There's actually a panel of men dying at an idol concert in the first chapter.
>>269056594Because he's insecure as fuck about his dick, afraid of sex and wants slow-burn romance with nice girl.
>>269056729You're thinking of the wrong guy. The guy that was insecure about his dick was Shiragiku
>>269056531You're acting like Japan doesn't have any male idols, like in 2015, Fukuyama Masaharu, a 46 year old singer announced that he was getting married, and his fans went utterly apeshit, where his talent company's stock fell because of that announcement.
>>269056625>>269057005Right, I forgot that male idols existed. The virus would expose the non-virgin idols and they would lose business I'm guessing.
>>269057067>The virus would expose the non-virgin idols and they would lose business I'm guessing.Women are turned off by male virginity.
>>269056200He's only seventeen. Even for a normal guy, even for a popular guy, it's pretty normal to still be a virgin at that age. The point of the manga is to show the alienation of male virgins to the point that even a guy like him is affected
>>269057266I was under the impression that female idol fans would want their favorite male idols to be 'pure' so that they have at least the smallest possibility of marrying them like the case with female idols and their male fans - hence the 'no-boyfriend' rule but I dunno.
>>269054556For me, it's Rendou.>>269055465Thanks, OP.>What would your ideal lover be like?Young, nice butt, not fat, likes me for who I am.>How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?It's pretty much just spanking and short hair. Nothing really wild.
>>269055465>What would your ideal lover be like?A beautiful girl.>How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?I don't have fetishes.
>>269055465>How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?Smell isn't something "out there" I'd say. And I love some risky things, like when you have a very real chance to have a kid.
>>269057452Men and women have different values. Key vs lock, etc. Women would probably be disappointed to find out an idol they liked was a virgin.
>>269057825Idolfags are all the same.
>>269057515Doing the spanking or getting spanked?
>>269056490>Answer your own questions, OP.I'm not that picky about women physically, as long as they're slim and not ugly that's pretty much all the necessities handled already in terms of appearance. A real nice butt would be something specific I'd like on a girl I guess, it's not a total requirement though. Character-wise, obviously shared interests would be ideal, also a very clean and tidy person. When it comes to fetishes I often get off to vanilla, but I do admit I often veer off a bit towards degeneracy too, but I'd like to think I'd still be within a faint earshot of vanilla when I veer off.
>>269057913Now I'm not expert on male idol fans, but to me I'd imagine that a lot of the women would be disappointed to find out he's a virgin (with some finding it endearing or whatever), but a great deal of those who like him to be a poonslayer would be disappointed by marriage as it cuts them off from him and his poonslaying abilities
>>269058003I've read something about female idolfags in S. Korea and that they demand idol boys to be pure virgins.
>>269055465>What would your ideal lover be like?Straightforward. The kind of girl who seems scary at first but is very friendly ones you get to know her.>How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?I'm afraid I'm too boring and vanilla for anyone.
>>269058219Imagine becoming a rich and famous fuckboy but you STILL can't get your dick wet Women, amirite?
>>269058366Same shit as with women, like you're young girl, you want to do all sort of things but you just aren't allowed to.. As far as I remember only Aya Hirano had balls to tell idolfags to fuck off.
>>269054746
>>269054786OPT material
>>269058554>poor women out of nowhere Fuck em
>>269054788none of them will be happy because it's going to be the same woman every timeand the woman isnt emily
>>269055143No shes just a femoid who hates virgins because an incel school shooter killed her sister
>>269058554>As far as I remember only Aya Hirano had balls to tell idolfags to fuck off.And otakus.And she paid for it.
>>269055465>What would your ideal lover be like?I don't knowHow am i supposed to deal with women who have more experience and body count than me?It feels depressing the idea your partner has been deep naked intimate with other people while some people and me have never even kissed beforeInsecure inferiority complex on full display
>>269054380>oppai toku fan that cooksBy god, he's literally me
>>269055175>you just want a mom you can have sex withI never got this complaint, when vice versa is true as well
>>269058917That's what I'm saying, I bet it's a BBW MILF
>>269060029>you just want a dad you can have sex withI know women who are like this
>>269055535I like Emily. I hope nothing bad happens to her
>>269055049holy based
>>269055465Thank you for posting.
>>269058577kek
>Our young men are literally dying in droves because they're virgins>Should we just use the might of the government to give them a quickie with a whore so our literal future working base doesn't fucking die?>Hurrr, no, just kill them!!!!I know this is supposed to be an comedy scenario, but still....
>>269055175Would gooks be better or worse than nips in this case?
>>269065207>Should we just use the might of the government to give them a quickie with a whore so our literal future working base doesn't fucking dieThat's what they're doing though
>>269055465Thanks OP, main thing would be a girl that enjoys my company and I enjoy hers, but also give me enough space to have time for myself.After that I guess I her being nice, having cute face and smelling good but not using perfume or other strong fragances. And big tits if possible.
>>269057919Both.
>>269054428>bleached hairpfft
>>269055465>its_not_just_girls_from_the_sky.png
Is this manga done? Haven't read it in a while.
>>269054622if only...
>>269017927I like this american pie spin off
>>269067591Yeah. It's been completed.
>>269070519Time to see this through the end I guess huh.I anticipate maximum no sex allowed.
>>269054786US military is powerful
>>269055276is this legal?
>>269018588>scouters that let women detect your virginity levelvirginsissies... we're so done for.
Based crazed incel BTFO the US girl.
>>269055465>Let's break the ice: What would your ideal lover be like? How "out there" would you say your fetishes are?at least 1 head taller than me, 400 pounds of sheer muscle, hyper cock that will instantly kill me upon insertion. he would headlock me until i was on the edge of passing out, toss me to the ground and spit on me, then mating press until i died.failing that, someone older and kind of nice would be alright.
kek best character is going to ENTER soon
>>269055134lmao this energy
>>269055276kinda kakkoi
>>269060221you're not wrong but you're not entirely right either
>>269051363do you each have your own rooms?
thanks
>>269065207at least give them hot women
>>269077685Define "hot". Best girl is coming.
>>269075545Yup. Unlike in the navy where they need a hundred+ where the lot are packed in like sardines, modern merchant ships can run on at best twenty dudes, so (generally) everyone's got their own cozy little room; much like the navy still, officers each have their own WC, and el Kapitan gets the biggest room, naturally.
>>269077904So it's just you and twenty or so other dudes out at sea for weeks at a time without port?
>>269078023Pretty much. Definitely not for everyone.It's not as bad as in the old days when any schmuck off the street could get a job aboard, but a few still go crazy. Having to keep a 24/7 watch on your cook's assistant outside his room after he goes cuckoo and starts spewing biblical invective smack dab in the middle of the Pacific is an interesting experience.
>>269017927MAKEVIRGINSGREATAGAIN
>>269019039NahIm a stone cold incel
>>269054298Gigachad status
>>269054786Wtf I love Americans now
>>269055134Who posted this picture of me?
>>269055175Reddit probably loves this panel
>>269055465An asocial shut-in otaku who hates normalfags just like me
>>269055671>That imageFuckin saved
I feel like Emily would have complaints no matter what you wrote for preferences.I don't think I'd have a preference if it was to save my life, maybe no severely deformed women.
>>269079701>he doesn't like gangrenous cripples Faggot
>>269079701If you're a guy who literally can't stay hard with a girl you don't actually like then you're fucked (not in sexual way).
>>269079899You're saying you'd be able to sex a hideous freak with elephant man syndrome or that defect that makes you look like the sloth from ice age?Even if I just see one, I'm put off my food. I'd need a penis splint and as much viagra as possible.
>>269080210I think you meant to answer to different anon> penis splintThose things exist.
>>268999540well, prepare for at least four more years of it
>>269055465>What would your ideal lover be like?Loving, but i don't really get to choose.
>>269055465I don't know what my ideal lover would be like. I tend to be attracted to girls who are fujos, yujos, or who write fanfics, stuff like that. If they have a kind of weird fetish like bloodplay that's also a turn-on. I just want a girl with some personality to her. Last time I told a girl this on a date she ghosted me so I guess it's not what they want to hear.
>>269055465>What would your ideal lover be like?I like wolf cuts and something like this would be nicehttps://x.com/RiceKun/status/1719846103506371014
>>269080210just lie back and think of england
Man I was hoping there'd be decent enough space to finish off the volume today since it's a short chapter but there'd be less than 30 posts left for after the dump, I should probably make a new thread shouldn't I.
>>269088132I'll follow you anywhere OP
Screw it, there's slightly enough space and it will drive my autism crazy to start a thread on the last chapter of the volume, I'll finish the volume in this thread.Chapter 9: DISTRESS
>>269088793>virgins the world over are brothers in suffering Beautiful
>tfw no reverse trap gfVolume End! That's all for today folks! Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter and the start of Volume 3, same Virgin Time(-ish), same Virgin Chan(nel).Let's break the ice: Ya like reverse traps?
>>269089064>>269089098>revealing your powerlevel before you've confirmed the powerlevel of the person you're talking toClassic mistake. As expected of a virgin.
>>269089142TOMBOY WIFE
>>269089142>Ya like reverse traps?YES
>>269089142If you mean tomboys then yes, I love them. If actual reverse traps then I don't hate them, like who cares if you want to be seen as a guy.
>>269089142Thanks OPYes, I'm seething in jealously right now
>>269088660What a nice forest, surely nothing will go wro...
>>269089864At leas the bear won't shame him for his virginity or lead him on then turn on him!
>>269088741ENTER
>>269088766Did they deserve it?
>>269088824>>269088855She's cute. Can't believe it's the same girl that beat Nobu and Kurumi up.
>>269089064Why did Nobu say the same exact thing twice?
>>269089142>tomboyGlasses you lucky bastard.
>>269089142>Ya like reverse traps?No. I can appreciate short-haired women though. Answer your own question, OP.
>>269089969They didn't deserve to die for being virgins.
>>269090110>Answer your own question, OP.Damn right I love reverse traps.
>>269090233
>>269090046probably a fuck up from the translator
>>269017927Trump save me please
>>269089142>Let's break the ice: Ya like reverse traps?i'll flip the question. no, i'm not into dudes that look like girls. but if i was a straight dude, i'd probably be into tomboys. which isn't to say that tomboys are gay or gay-adjacent, just that generally i like tomboys personality-wise whereas girly dudes are catty, vain, and shallow as fuck.
>>269018588Oh god don't that thing at Tien
>>269054786I don't see how these are the bad guys
>>269091747give it a few more chapters
>>269089142only in 2d, the reality of metrosexuals, especially amongst the modern youth, takes me away in case I'm wrong
>>269091747they did say they plan on weaponizing it, it's not like they're doing it just to save so virgins
>>269088793I hope this cunt gets raped
>>269089142>Ya like reverse traps?Yeah, i didn't think much of them before but damn this manga convinced me.
>>269089142The girl from that one anime only arc in FMA03 kindled my interest in it, Naoto from P4 threw gasoline on it
>>269089914plus they can help you lose your virginity, as Golden Kablooie showed us
>>269093352FUCK YOUI love Emily, I hope she kills all the virgins
>>269089142Thank you for posting. Yes. See you next thread.
>>269093352Nah. She deserves to die a femcel.The DTG virus should somehow switch genders and she should die begging for sex like the femcel that she is.
>>269055465Danke OP. I wish there were girls into math who aren't complete psychos.
>>269094781mad virginEmily best girl
