Volume 42: The Secret of the Mangekyō…!!Chapter 384: Two Paths…Previous chapters: >>285236520>>285211983>>285185886>>285162082Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/11/
>>285261155>Itachi not even trying with a kunai Yea Sauce is cooked frfr no cap
>>285261280>Chidori alreadyHe never stood a chance.
It was always about taking over the threads before the Sasuke vs Itachi fight. Pretty sad.
>>285261482That must be embarrassing.
>>285261079ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285261482PSYKE
B&W later today. Sorry for the slow/delayed dump. Internet is being temperamental today.
>>285261562No one cares.
>>285261613You cared enough to reply
>>285261539This page adds nothing
>>285261659It adds Kishi calling himself hack.
Half this chapter is just their illusions fighting each other...
>>285261482LOL
>>285261739When going up against the solo king, some minor humiliation rituals means you got off easy.Most characters have had way worse.
>>285261482Historic trolling
No U:The Chapter
>>285261739SHOAHRINGAN!!!6 GORILLIAN AMATERASU
bring me the Suna females
>>285261482WANK
>>285261405Schizo
>>285261897>live in the desert>have pasty white skin???
>>285261739This is the gayest post I've ever read.
>>285261897Shockingly cute.
>>285261390>>285261409this panelling is so weird. With the extra panels and the awkward silence zoom out, it looks like it took a few seconds from his hitting the floor to the chidori doing anything. I'd change it to>flip the face closeup and the hand slam panel on the previous page>one large half-page panel with a dynamic dutch angle camera view of the chidori bursting out across the floor. similar to the one of him running towards Itachi there, but from behind Itachi
>>285261390>>285261435uchihas are so lame. "yeah it was genjutsu" nice way to make a fight not mean anything
>>285262028There's a real talent to doing decompressed action scene paneling and making it look fast rather than weirdly slow or paused. Naruto doesn't always have it the best.
>>285261988Sasuke is the most masculine character in the manga.
>>285261280>>285261390>>285261409>>285261435So much better in the anime. Might be my favorite little sequence of the fight.
>>285262096Was the last move in this chapter a genjutsu too? It'd be kinda defensible if Kishi conditioned us to expect everything to be a genjutsu with the chapter but then suddenly the final move isn't, when everyone is expecting it.
>>285261946South Africans
>>285262096It would have been cooler if Sasuke knew every time that it was a genjutsu clone and said something to Itachi along the lines of>Quit with the illusions, I'm not a kid you can fool anymore.
>>285262203That would work if the intent of the fight was to show that Sasuke had grown up, but that isn't the intent of the fight.
>>285262250What was the intent of the fight?
>>285262096>it was ganjutsu illusion, shit ain't real dawg
>>285262269To give a generation of young men autism.
>>285261512And Sasuke NEVER uses this level of Genjutsu + sneak attack ever again, except against a literal master of Genjutsu’s.
>>285262391Just like how ambushes were extremely effective in the arc with Hidan and Kakuzu and then never used again.
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>>285262152let's hope he does this at the end of burrito lmao
>almost jobbed to crippled and dying Orochimaru>only survived against Deidara due to plot armor>this humiliation against Itachi>destroyed by Killed Beeit's funny that this is Sasuke's peak, he never performs this well before or after
>>285262458>Sasuke kills Itachi here.>It turns out he overtrained a bit for this fight.Pretty refreshing for a classic Shonen. Looking forward to what other characters are doing rn
>>285261079It's time
>>285262539Danke
>>285262539you will never be HIM
>>285262269Sasuke is in over his head. Be beat Orochimaru on his death bed and fought a guy that was bad at 1v1s while having an innate hard counter to his attacks, and went into this fight thinking he had the biggest dick in the world. Itachi is meant to humble him in every way.
>>285262539thanks.
>>285262577Ok so he actually did condition the reader to expect genjutsu that make it so nothing happens and then ends the chapter on a genjutsu that makes it so nothing happens?What a fraud.
where does the Akane village reside in the Narutoverse
>Ino Choji Sakura filler squad actually works well together and they get along better than they do in their actual squads
does bro even know Itachi solo'd Orochimaru ????
>everything is a genjutsu does kishi never get tired of this
>>285262748Are there any fights in Naruto that do team work well?Hard mode: More than 2 people working together so you can't just say Sakura and Chiyo.
>>285262652Thank God
>>285262763yea biggest hack in fictional history
>>285262789muh hekkin ino-shika-choKiba and Akamaruany time Tenten is shown backing up her squadmatesNaruto and Jiraiya doing their combo jutsu with their toad summons
>>285261562>>285262539Based drama-free OP
Guess the "after party" thread killed some of the local schizos. Good riddance.
>>285262844>muh hekkin ino-shika-choIn what fight? The Hidan & Kakuzu fight was the worst case of anti-teamwork I could think of.
>>285262018Yukata (long hair) is also a certifiable moron. a big dumb ray of desert sunshine
>>285262901in the War arc they fight together against Asuma's reincarnation. there's also an entire filler episode dedicated to their dads working as a team.
>>285262911What moronic things does she do?
>>285261562>loutjust say cunt
>instead of a 100 posts per hour it’s 100 posts per hour and a halfbold strategy
>>285261897>Suna femaleWe already peaked
>not even one mention of Deidarakishi.......
I don't like the Uchiha that much
>>285261155Hey, that's from the OP
>>285262947during the Shippuden chuunin exams, Shikamaru's test is about how well you understand your teammates with a series of simple trick questions (teams have to score exactly 100 points cumulatively, so you have to predict what questions your teammates will and won't answer; the questions themselves are all easy). Yukata never actually gets that they're trick questions so her teammates bank on her not only not getting that they're trick questions but also being too dumb to answer any of them correctly regardless.
Do you think Itachi could have handled the Rinnegan?
>>285262936Why did they have to fight together when Shikamaru could just solo him at the time of his death?
>>285263111cute...
>>285261090I REALIZE THE SCREAMING PAIN, HEARING LOUD IN MY BRAINBUT IM GOING STRAIGHT AHEADWITH THIS SCAR
>>285261482As cool as this is, when you know about the condition Itachi is in, it seems like a real waste of energy
>>285263163in the dub she also is voiced by Stephanie Sheh so she's like if Hinata had an IQ of 80.
>>285263223He doesn't wanna win anyways so he's just goofin off.
>>285263135
>>285263279As cute as that is, I kinda prefer intelligent women, actually.
>>285261482God FUCK genjutsus, they're the most unfun overpowered bullshit in the whole series, just pure anything goes ad libitum crap
Peak Shippuden fightWhy thread dead?
>>285263494Nothing happened.
>>285263494Schizos got nuked
Mei
>>285263559Where is she?
>>285263314No, I mean handled it physically, if he had the Rinnegan, did he have enough stamina and chakra to use it?
>>285263494Afterparty thread had like 100 posts nuked from orbit. All thats left are the true believers, so no one is spamming insane narcissistic nonsense.
>>285263577on vacation
>>285263559We like older women here, right?
Sasuke vs Itachi isn't that great of a fight.
>>285263735Older woman + Younger maleOlder male + Younger female should be more commonTsunade x Naruto and Sakura x Kakashi are simply superior to other ships
>>285263741Indeed.
>>285263642He already got AIDS without it, he would die on the spot if he tried anything cool
>>285261482
>>285263323then you'd like Ameno. very pretty medical-nin
>>285263494The sole resident schizo who pretends there are multiple ones is holding back because he got nuked hard in the other thread. You're gonna see angry posts aimed at this reply for telling it like it is.
>>285263903Damn, Suna's got them all....
>>285263741Correct
>>285261897I'm still impressed at how such a shithole was able to breed female specimens this good.
Are Minato and Kushina the couple with the perfect romantic writing.
>>285262710All of them become Kumogakure breeding stock.
>>285263991
>>285263735Mei Yagura /ss/
Naruto, the series where nothing that you see actually happens and the next chapters are flashbacks. nice manga
>>285263494The fight starts ramping up when they stop using genjutsu on each other, so in a couple more chapters.
>>285261659It makes Sasuke look a little cringe with that edgelord first panel
finally watching that chuunin exams filler arc from Shippuden, holy hell Fuu is such a goofball I love herit's such a shame she and Naruto never got to properly meet, they would've definitely been all over each other like hyper puppies
>>285263649We might get a normal thread for once. Based MODS
>>285263991Within Naruto, sure.
>>285264132When am I getting a filler arc?...
>>285264132>Yeah, come with us, we just want to be "friends"...
>>285264227bortards and waifufags are still here
>>285264132Imagine if the bald lute man joined Akatsuki.
>>285261482this one is still hilarious, but man I fucking hate Itachi fights. What percentage of his screentime has even occurred, it's always an illusion. Aizen does it better.
>>285264272Waifufaggotry is an inevitable part of Naruto threads. I haven't seen any abortion posts yet, but those are always easy to ignore
>>285262132>Sauske is upside down>Impales Itachi right side upHorrible choreography
>>285264282he got further than half of the akatsuki did. funny how in that episode Neji knew what a jinchuriki was long before he canonically should know about it.
>>285264387he flipped off-screen
>>285264132while far from the biggest failure: it's a massive waste of potential that there are 9 different Jinchuuriki and Naruto only ever meets 2 during their life. My fanfiction is that while traveling with Jiraiya he'd meet all of them but Bee (saved for his part in the normal story) and there'd be some personal connection and weight to Akatsuki mowing them down like animals offscreen.
>>285264399also, holy shit Konan just sent Ajisai to her death on purpose. right after Ajisai started to get friendly with Tenten
It has now been confirmed by ikemoto one of these two will die later in the series.
>>285261243Itachi is so fucking OP.
>>285264435it also makes Fuu's death that much worse, she's such a bundle of sun and fun and just wants friends and Kakuzu executes her in cold blood
>>285264466>bort "dies" for 10 minutes like Naruto and Sasuke did against Madarayou rike?
>>285264413He wouldn't have had the momentum to stab if he wasted energy flipping.
>>285264466I told you twice already, nobody fucking cares you stupid faggot aBortion.
Who took over Team 8 after Kurenai noped out?
>>285263991Minato is hotter when he's the perfect older man the self-insert or self-insert via Sakura is lusting after. Kushina is lame. Not even worth jerking the gherkin to.
>>285264512I remember Naruto's death was right before the holiday breaks. It was pretty funny.
>>285264526>>285264512>>285264466https://screenrant.com/boruto-naruto-himawari-death-multiverse-timeline/
>>285264573Not reading that shit, fuck off already.
>>285264558What are you on about did just prefer the pink bipolar girl with a patty hearse stock holm syndrome over. Kushina.
>>285264435Crazy how during Akatsuki Supression Kishi had a cool af jinchuriki that could control her biju, right after an arc where Narutos lack of control was made a point and he decided the reason for Konoha getting involved was some bald monk nobody cared about.
>>285264530by the time she retires they're all chunin so they don't need a sensei anymore. they just get assigned to a random jonin as the mission demands.
>>285264132Kishi not doing anything with the other jinchurikis (or any other characters) is such a big reason this manga is a bore to get through at times. The uchihawank and constant I MUST SAVE SASUKE from Naruto was so tiring
>>285264653Remember when Chunin were supposed to have their own teams to train...? h-haha...
>>285264677I remember when genin were meant to be regular rank-and-file ninja rather than trainees
>>285264716trainees and children*
>>285264624what's the difference? both are overbearing and insufferable, you have to be complete pussy whipped plebbitor with zero self respect to tolerate such behavior
>>285264671he drops all the actual NINJA stuff after the chunin exams. it's why the anime filler was good; because it has them doing actual ninja missions a lot of the time.
>>285264671The jinchuriki holocaust should have had its own arc and pad down the story.
>>285264735Technically sakura wears the pants in the relationship taking care of her daughter and being a workaholic
>>285264929>her daughterWho?
>>285264466Who and what series?
>>285264950Her daughter in boruto the one with the glasses
>>285264954Boruto two blue vortex.
>jeetsuke_LLM_boruto_chungus.jpg
>>285264993Her what in what? And only Karin, Kabuto, Udon, Shiho and a few others wear glasses.
>>285264929>relationshipIs that how we call it now when baby daddy goes out to buy cigarettes and doesn't return?
>>285265059Yea your right.
>>285264526>>285264600>>285264950>>285264954You're doing this crap again?
>>285264950that Uchiha girl who sees Naruto as her real dad
>>285265229>Uchiha girl???
>>285265229Don't bother. He's the same old schizo who constantly seethes about Boruto and has that wierd crack fanfic. He creates these threads and churns out low-quality posts to make discourse about the series impossible.
>>285265055Christ it really does feel like a textbook bot thread with all the really short-form stilted fake replies >Boruto>Huh>Boruto>What>Boruto>WhoThis damn site is so inauthentic, just a single guy talking to himself like he’s in a straitjacket
>>285264301>Itachi gets hit>lmao crow clone>lmao genjutsuHe's literally "that kid" on the playground
>>285261482>Doing all this while battling cancer,aids etc.Saucegay is such a bitch
>>285261897Why did Gaara not marry Matsuri.
>>285265419Narutosexual.
>>285265380It's really, really tiring. Threads used to be quite chill before mid or late 2023 when you-know-who barged in and wanted to be the main character of the Naruto threads.
>>285264735She never belittled minato and respected him maybe when they were younger but then again shes adhd
>>285264671>actually get to see Gaara vs Deidara>Yugito vs Hidan/Kakuzu is off screened>Tobi/Deidara vs 3 Tails is off screened>Roshi vs Kisame is off screened>Han vs Konan happened during the time skip>Utakata vs Pain was shown in filler>Fu vs Kakuzu/Hidan is off screened
>>285265558>Han vs Konaninference based off of her never being shown taking one down? Or was this shown somewhere
>>285265466bro is washing dishes wearing pink apron, bet she also makes him sit while taking a piss
>>2852656141 Tails - Deidara, canon2 Tails - Hidan, canon3 Tails - Sasori, reassigned to "Tobi", shown in filler4 Tails - Kisame, can't remember if it was canonically shown but the anime shows it5 Tails - Konan, process of elimination 6 Tails - Pain, filler7 Tails - Kakuzu, filler8 Tails - Orochimaru, later reassigned to Taka, inference 9 Tails - Itachi, canonZetsu never gets assigned one cause he's a shitter
>>285261562How do the snakes help in the genjutsu?
>>285265419do we ever see Gaara's domestic life in Boruto? he might've and they just don't show it for the same reason we never see Lee's wife.
>Stills feel the need to mog his brother, even on death’s doorItachi is still an asshole and a piece of shit older brother, lol. This guy hasn’t done anything to benefit Konoha or the Akatsuki. Itachi is just taking up space and farming aura with his gay ass tucked in arm in coat pose he loves and the traces crow aesthetic he copped off of Aoba.
>>285264671Jeetchurikis, Tailed Godzilla's and Uchiha Zords were cringe af for a show centered around ninjas
>>285265742If he was married Shinki would have been his biological son instead of adopted. Gaara literally has magnet release there's no reason Shinki couldn't have been his actual son.
>>285262539>>285261562Arigatou, OP!
>>285263649There was an after party thread?
>>285263991>Muh hecking damsel and knight romanceOnly thing good about it is no competition and lack of screen time.
>>285265751Are you saying killing innocent people that could lead to destabilizing the ninja world, not leaking any intel to the leaf, putting the leafs top jonin and your own littler brother into a coma there's no guarantee they'll get out of since Tsunade was not yet hokage, and all the other shit he did...was bad?But he's a good guy! He was smarter than the hokage at 7 years old.
>>285265718Kisame's was Roshi, the anime expanded it and showed part of the fight, but Kisame strolling away with Roshi's body slumped over Samehada is canon, the panels were a few weeks ago in these threads
>>285265466We see basically nothing from their relationship until the shitty one-shot
>>285265806Wasn't really a party, but there was a thread
Gaara feels like a pretty massive jobber in part 2.>Jobbed to Deidara>Cried like a bitch over having to fight Sasuke and was used to hype up the Susanoo's defense>Only real win was against his edo father no one cares about>Jobbed hard against Madara like all the other kage
>>285265763Why are you here then?
>>285265892He also won against the 2nd Mixukage
>>285265896He just wants attention. Don't respond to him.
>>285265832Yeah if figured. There's supposed to be 10 members of the akatsuki given the rings they had, minus Zetsu since he's too weak and Obito who is the real leader behind the scenes, that leaves 9 members to catch them all.Deidara, Hidan or Kakuzu, Kisame, and Itachi all had canon assignments shown. The rest are all reasonable conclusions based on filler.
>>285265892Gaara did better against Deidara than Sasuke did until forced to expend all his chakra to save Suna from Deidara's nuke.
>>285265632Kushina’s jutsu is binding chains, so Minato is likely the one who lets her be in charge. Then again Shikamaru has a shadowy binding jutsu and the Nara Clan are bottom bitches, as stated by his own father.>>285265824Itachi is pretty lucky Tsunade was there to do something about it and lucky Deidara and Tobi didn’t kill Sasuke. Ultimate heel to face turn though. In the ninja world, being a loyal soldier is a plus so killing his whole clan for the sake of the village is a tremendous accolade. Also if you’re a disciple of Tobirama, Itachi would be operating under the spirit of the grand master himself.
>>285265896Not your safe space sweaty, I'm allowed to criticize Kishislop
>>285265632ladies and gentlemen,The most dangerous thing in this verse.>11 years old and takes out three jonin kumo shinobi to save his girlfriend.>By 16 or 15 , tanks a ninetails jinchuriki hand through his chest and counters a bijuu blast.>At 22 he manages to kill 1000 ninjas at once.
>>285265892Gaara vs Deidara is still up for debate since Deidara was a bitch and attacked in the village where Gaara can't really go all out, and he also tried to drop a nuke on it.Against Sasuke he made the jobber flames look even worse than they already were. If all 5 kage jumped him Sasuke would have died
>>285265980Still a better father than fug , haishi , sakamo , and hiruzen.
>>285265980>At 24 kills himself for no reason because fuck being a single father
>>285266045>father>died the same day Naruto was bornWeak bait
>>285265039So why would you spoil a series you are promoting? Are you dumb?
>>285265833In the oneshot she gets reduced to a damsel and minato is buffed to being the villages pretty boy. They eventually share an actual relationship thats not one sided.
>>285265957He's also lucky that the third Hokage was able to put a strong enough jutsu on Orochimaru that he was forced to switch bodies before Sasuke got to him. If he didn't it would have been even worse>Sasuke willingly went to Orochimaru and got his body taken over in his quest to kill me?>haha whoops
>>285266045Fugaku gave his sons great genetics and autism, he did alright as a father all things considered. By virtue of not suiciding by Tailed beast on the day of his child’s birth, Sakumo is above Minato. Hiruzen is not a visibly bad father so he is also not the worst. Objectively Minato was the worst hokage and a bad father.
>>285261435It's over! That's it for Itachi!
>>285266140Apparently minato giving the ninetails was better than uchiha eye hax in early part 1 considering sasuke gets jobbed by haku.
>>285261562okay itachi is definitely dead for realsies this time
>>285266205Naruto learning shadow clones on his own and learning Rasengan, Rasenshuriken, and Sage Mode shows he just needed a teacher to suit his unconventional learning method. All things considered, he was a prodigy in the rough. Sasuke did get a big boost from base to 3rd Tomoe by the end of SRA, cause that boy was eating shit for most of early Naruto. He was pretty mediocre as a prodigy, probably cause of his dead family though. Naruto didn’t even have a teacher for 9 Tails for most of his life.
>>285261482I love how Itachi is just chilling and watching the fight from his comfy chair
>>285265980this is so dumb and gay. at least itachi was badass while doing the same kind of absurd stuff.
>>285266140Being so much of a prick that your son prefers to kill you on the orders of the Ninja CIA over just not doing that is being a bad father. Killing yourself and traumatizing your son for years is being a bad father.
>>285266443>Itatchi.Absolute zog bot that obeys the village and kills his own kind and only used his birth given abilities.
>>285266521retcon itachi =\= original itachi
>>285266521The Uchiha Massacre got worse and worse the more Kishi tried to explain it.
>>285266570It was dumb from the get go, why would Itachi even bother killing his whole clan and then fucking off into the woods like hermit?
>>285266570Because it was never his idea.
>>285261891aieeeeee please stahp saucegeh -sama
>>285266443Yea with the eye wank but even minato kills this depraved aids ridden faggot
>>285261897>>285262981
>>285266647it's cute how much of a brocon she is. the UNS games really play it up, in the whole 'friendship letter' thing in them the way to boost her friendship is to just keep talking about Gaara, she gushes about him in every one and says she likes talking to Naruto because of how much he cares about Gaara.
>>285263944Mei looks older than Konan but Konan is the older
>>285266601he despised them for acting like the dogs of a not-uchiha hokage. also he despised hierarchy not based on true strenght. the clan failed him, his words.
>>285266683Mei's age isn't stated, but she comes off like she's around 40. Konan is supposed to be about the same age as Kakashi and the other Konoha jonin.
>>285263741TotalHagAppreciation(Tayuya too)
>>285266708Konan is closer to the age of Naruto's dad and that generation.
>>285266750Obito was either the same age as or slightly older than the rain orphans, when he shows up to encourage them to found the Akatsuki he his taller and speaks with the air of authority that an adult talking to children would have.
>>285264735Theres some differences between sakura and kushina.
>>285266646Minato beats Itachi, but Itachi mid diffs Jiraiya
>>285265980Learning FTG automatically makes you one of the deadliest things alive + a national security nightmare for other nations. Tobirama was a demon
>>285263577Trying to groom a husband and have him cook her eggs
>>285266903
>>285266601The idea he was testing his own strength and saving Sauske for his eyes was a better backstory
>>285261562How many genjutsu do we still have
>>285266903Talent beats natural abilitie aaaaaak>>285266977
>>285267094Itachi going "Nuh uh, you didn't REALLY stab me" and then the next phase of the fight which is just Tsukuyomi until Sasuke breaks it
>>285267172Man, I remember we hype for this fight as a child just to see more bullshit coming for weeks
>>285266977>creates jutsu to counter sharingan>jobs to Madara with eyes closedsenjew bros...
>>285266859>mid diffs Jiraiya
>>285261405Yeah you can tell by the peaks in shitposting when Sasuke is around
Much more chill thread
>>285261897Can they beat the Konoha girls?
>>285266683>>285266708>>285266750>>285266810Mei is 31, the same as Kakashi and Obito. Konan is 35. Minato would be 40 if he was alive during shippuden.Minato>Konan/Nagato>Mei/Kakashi/Obito
>>285267765they couldn't even make chunin, they had to get saved by Sakura Fuu and Team 3.
>>285267424This level of fraud is insane. He didn't just run from Jiraiya he ran from a 2v1 against Jiraiya.
