Volume 42: The Secret of the Mangekyō…!!Chapter 385: The Secret of the Mangekyō…!!Previous chapters: >>285261079>>285236520 #>>285211983 #>>285185886 #>>285162082 #Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/11/
>>285283261the whole naruto lore is only 80 years old.
>ocular jutsubruh
>>285283283Maybe they just had bad life expectancy
>>285283261>Impossible! He would be in his 80s by now at the very least, there's no way he'd still be alive today!
>>285283424This is so dumb and it makes no sense
B&W in bit
>>285283283To be fair, I can't imagine many shinobi live until old age. Hiruzen's a massive outlier.
>>285283424Could Zetsu or anyone else just kill them while they're doing this?
Easily one of the worst fights in the manga that irreparably ruins 2 of the best characters.
>>285283170I realise that screaming pain...
>>285283401Susuke questions this after hanging around with the immortal snake man for a few ears
>>285283170I seriously don't care about Itachi, male version of Mary Sue. I hate his fans too.
>>285283221>no matter how good you were, you couldn't have taken down the entire police force by yourselfitachi-bros, are we a fraud?
>>285283478AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEE
>>285283384thats just silly at this point
>>285283240>glazed by the Nine TailsTHE WANKERY IS OFF THE CHARTS
>>285283279>you thinking Madara is dead is just your arbitrary assumption>just like how you used to think I was your kind and gentle older brotherkind of insane how Sasuke was actually right on both of those counts
being honest, the genjutsu exchanges are a bit cliched but it's very fun on the first read. The problem is that everyone here has read or watched the twist so many times already.
>>285283261jojo-esque unprompted philosophical tangent
>>285283424wait so sasuke's moves were genjutsu too? I would have assumed at least the chidori-sword there was real
>>285283283At most. Between 60-80 years. The series could easily have opened with a funeral for the recently deceased 70 something year old First Hokage
Whenever I think I write bad dialogue I can now remember this chapter exists.
>>285283819Idk, I'm seeing the fight for the first time and afte rthe first two exchanges you just know nothing that happens actually matters and it becomes boring.And then this chapter isn't even fighting, it's just pretentious but meaningless dialogue.
So why did Sasuke even make a team if they were away when Deidara attacked and he goes to fight Itachi alone?
>>285283384>>285283744It's the autism beam meme.
>>285283401Maybe the shinobi world has shit mortality rates.Think about it; besides Hiruzen, Chiyo and the elders, how many really old ninja have you seen? As in, seventy something year old ninja?
How do you call the Naruto universe? The land I mean. Like all those villages conbined. Is it the same Earth as ours?
>>285283889Seriously. He gathers a whole JRPG team like they’re going on this epic months long journey across the face of the earth, and it takes them like a week and a half to find Itachi, during which Taka fights among themselves more than they fight other ninja
>>285283990I think you can call the known world elemental nations.>>285283965I figured most would retire.
>>285283990I just call it Ninja World. Ninja Earth works for me too.Its a shame Kishimoto never had a version of Klub Outside or SBS. Would’ve been cool.
I feel like Kishi could have done a better Genjutsu vs Genjutsu fight than the "heh, that was a fake me, im actually behind you" moment multiple times like he already did in the Deidara fight
>>285283990it's called Earf
>>285284047Actually I like that. Everything in Naruto should be called whatever it's called in the real world with Ninja- attached to it.
>>285283886>I'm seeing the fight for the first timeUnverifiable
>>285284090Ok, I confess. Naruto is actually a masterpiece and I'm just trying to make everyone think it has flaws.
>>285283819>The problem is that everyone here has read or watched the twist so many times alreadyeven when you read it for the first time, Itachi clone genjutsu appears to speak with Naruto in the forest and then earlier he's like "yo Sasuke" and then it was a genjutsu again he wanted to tell him something. it's not the first time
>>285284131why are you chuds always so obsessed with the "first time"? virginity is always on your mind. it's really some sick stuff.
>>285284131and there's also the flashback with Deidara when he does the same fucking trick... "Oh you think I'm trapped... but ACTUALLY YOU ARE" genjutsu GG
>>285284167I think it's because it's not fun when the entire fight is just the same trick that we've already seen reapeated 4 times in a row (and it only serves to stop the fight from progressing).
>>285283697>t. crying bitch
>>285283744It's even more retarded when you think sasuke spent 3 years with pedomaru and Itachi still could have killed Sasuke easily
>>285283835>wait so sasuke's moves were genjutsu too?Yes
>>285283424What is even the point if they're both in the same genjutsu? The moment one of them breaks it, it breaks for the other too, no? So who's getting an advantage from this?
>>285283819No the problem is the genjutsu shit isn't visually interesting like Tayuya and Itachi's genjutsu from part 1. That plus they aren't actually fighting.
wah i shat myself why no one loves meeeeeeeeee
>>285284461literally me
>>285283400They had three ninja world wars in that time and before were constantly killing each other.
>>285283478THE ALPHA OF AWE
>>285284018>during which Taka fights among themselves more than they fight other ninjathis was their entire purpose. we can't show Sausage traveling alone after killing Orochimaru, he needs someone to suck his dick constantly. thank you Kishimoto
>>285284461Every dialogue here is Sakura ventriloquism
Honestly it's kinda shocking how Kishi went full retard with powercreep in the Pain fight, considering he apparently had already planned out 2 bigger bads.Like I think a jump like that would've worked if pain was the final boss, but he wasn't.
>>285283861-_- (............)^_^ (...........)
>>285284352I fucking hated the reveal Itachi was holding back. Sasuke leaving the village was a such significant game changing moment for the series. Shit wasn't the same without Sasuke on Team 7 and them doing stuff together. But I understood why he did it, he wanted more power to kill Itachi. So he left his friends and village behind, and trained with that piece of shit Orochimaru for 3 years. And after all that...Sasuke couldn't even beat a near-blind, practically dead from ninja AIDS, holding back Itachi? Fucking bullshit.
>>285284628Pain is maybe like Saiyan saga tier, we haven't even gotten to Cell/Buu yet
>>285284461This reminds me of getting ostracized in school. And in life.
>>285284700But Naruto wasn't supposed to be dbz...
>>285284712I'm here for you.
>>285284715welp
>>285284712
>>285283703Even Obito and Itachi killing an entire clan in one night with no one noticing is beyond belief.
>>285283401Jojolion flashbacks
>>285284712*sadflute*
>>285284461Gaara you're the street shitter just like me.....
>>285284761Powercreep went to far with Konan.
>>285284628>Honestly it's kinda shocking how Kishi went full retard with powercreep in the Pain fightStill fits the power scale set in the first chapter of the series.
>>285284712And when I lost my family to my own family.
>>285284795I smile everytime Tayiya is posted :)
>>285284849post her more
>>285284712You probably deserved it.
>>285284869
>>285283170>forgot the subjectlmao what a fucking retard
I hate Boruto because he reminds of how I don't have any friends or a family...
>>285284941We are your friends and family.
>>285284712That's what you get for drawing Sasuke/Hanabi
>>285284937Yeah the retard fucked it being easily viewable in the achieve now. But I'm sure the retard who hijacked the dailies isn't trying to ruin it or anything...
>>285284806She cute so she gets a pass
I live in perpetual fear of ramen coming every 24 hours and a certain member of the Sound 4. That's why I stol-I mean created these threads as a bunker.
>>285285111I wouldn't pass on Konan desu.
>>285284996You took Hanabi posting from me. It was my only joy in life
>>285284411If only Sasuke had teammates that could take advantage of this genjutsu stalemate.
>>285285347Well here is a gif for you
So why do people actually hate this guy?
>>285283359He says this, yet falls for every Genjutsu Itachi put him in.
>>285285385he accepted to become Orochimaru's experiment for power with the sole purpose of killing Itachi but getting help from someone else? he can't do that apparently
What if Naruto got harem with Tayuya Konan Yugito Nii, and Samui
I remember this fight being boring as fuckitachi toying with sasuke, sasuke using that rain move he never used again, orochimaru getting sealed with an asspull and itachi dying
>>285285424Because the characters they like, hate him in the story. Most people are thoughtless like that.
>>285285424An absurd amount of fucked up things in the series get attributed to him to the point where hating him is the psyop so you don't question the institutional problems anymore.
>>285285424Because Kishimoto want them to, to excuse his shit writing. He made him the cause of all evils, even after his death he used him for Kabuto backstory
>>285283170You forgot the subject.>>285283221This is such an awkward thing to reveal right now when nobody, including Sasuke himself, ever doubted Itachi's feat of killing the clan by himself beforehand.
>I predicted that you would predict that I would predict that you would predict that I predicted your genjutsuWhat was the reaction like at the time?
>>285285452Good:They would all be alive in not in a pot.Bad:I don't really like Harem, especially with Naruto.
>>285283240>One of our clan's founders...you know, someone you should have known by now if you DIDN'T SLEEP THROUGH OUR HISTORY CLASSES
>>285285347If Dailyramen posts with his verified tripcode admitting the shit he has done as well, I will make a conscious effort to leave the place for good (I won't, of course. My izzat won't allow it.)
>>285285465Now that I think of it most of the Uchiha fight encounters have an absolute assload of yap yap yapping, chapters upon chapters of talking before the fighting starts
>>285283177>>285283188>>285283359>>285283384>>285283424Ahahahaha this little guy will woop all there asses ahahaha.
>>285285452I like these stupid fanfics because canon is somehow like this:The Izanami is a powerful, forbidden Uchiha ocular genjutsu in Naruto that traps a victim in an endless time loop, replaying the same moment until they accept their reality and flaws, often used to teach a lesson or counter Izanagi. It creates an infinite illusion by linking two moments, forcing the target to relive them repeatedly until they acknowledge their self-deception, at the cost of the user's Sharingan eye becoming blind.
>>285285452Naruto's harem would be Sasuke, Gaara and Shino.
>Schizo is now copy pasting the jeet's past posts to stir some shit up againDays since last mental illness episode: 0Yesterday's thread was nice (ish)...
Miss when Naruto aired on Toonami...
RISE(RISE)SU-YO-SOL
>>285285797It's "Tsuyosa". It means Strength or Power.
Neji's only asspull was surviving the Kidomaru fight.... and dying in the final arcLMAO
>>285285915Wasn't the way he oneshot Kidomaru also kind of an asspull?
>>285285424He was one of the most based characters in the entire series. A complete breathe of fresh air from the cringe "power of friendship" "will of fire" "muh nakama" bullshit that we had the whole time.He actually done what it takes to protect the leaf village, he would have no doubt been he best Hokage since Tobirama. Everytime Danzo was on screen he stole the show, I automatically knew some badass shit was about to go down. I would never understand how fans cheered for the TRAITOR Sasuke who was fighting him.Sasuke deserved no sympathy whatsoever, Danzo was 100% in the right by filing Sasuke's execution order/getting Sai to assasinate him while the waste Tsunade just let him slide and allowed Naruto to keep pursuing him. The cringiest scene in the entire series was Naruto begging the Raikage to not kill Sasuke.Danzo deserves much more recognition and he didn't do anything wrong.
What does Tayuya mean?
>>285283830cbh Itachi is pretty philosophical. The character reversal is obviously pretty hard to take and I'm open to hating it, but the character he is revealed as afterwards is one of my favorite in the series. It's believable that a person with that strict of beliefs and strained loyalties would be willing to do what he does
>>285286010Homophobia.
cute uzumaki tomboy
>>285284485It's funny bc it feels like that's way too many major wars in such a short period, but then you remember that WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam Wars, and plenty of other million plus casualty wars occurred within 70 years, and this in a world where you can't awaken giant demonic avatars with your eyes bc you're emotionally troubled
>>285286087I would only count ww1 and ww2. Those other ones are local conflicts on a world much larger than the one in Naruto. I guess it can still work with basically a generation between each war in the Naruto world.
>>285283478This is an enter, no? He's been mentioned and claimed to exist, but this is the first time we see his face on panel
the only good thing about bortshit is Sarada. It's criminal how little stuff there's of her.
>>285286182Wasn't it shown when Jiraya mentioned his name as well?
>>285285994This post is glowing so hard I'm going blind
>>285285883Sasughe is very cool, Sakooruh the bootyful
>>285283889Tbf he didn't know that Kisame would be game to let sauce attack his brother, so he at least needed them to take him on. Just turned out they weren't necessary (till later so Karin can save sauce like 3 separate times, and the others can too. Getting saved by 3 separate people in 1 battle is p funny ngl)
>>285285994The only thing Danzo did wrong was leave 2 Uchiha alive.
>>285284946He married Samui in the epilogue
>>285284669Maybe Shonnen Jump didnt want children to believe that you can gain power by leaving your home to follow a pedo into his hideout. So kishi was forced to stop the sasuke wank. Maybe this is why sasuke will return to be humiliated just like in good ol classic.
>>285286197I was looking for new Konan art yesterday and I found a video where Konan kills Boruto with her feet
>>285286280How did they meet?
>>285286182he was shown on panel when Jiraiya entered the rain village and interrogating the 2 dudes>>285286233if the series had more Danzos then it would have been the best manga everI HATE THIS NEW CAPTCHA
>>285286290How often does Konan get new art?
трогает писю
>>285286161Korea was basically a war of USA and the UN vs NK, then China and NK vs USA and UN, with some USSR assistance throughout. So it's pretty dang close to. WW, when you consider the biggest foreign powers involved, and another of the biggest countries a direct combatant. Agree for Vietnam though
>>285286228>>285286305Ah didn't remember that. Kishi should've saved it for here, makes more sense thematically for an enter
>>285286313I don't really look for the dates on that stuff but I'm always finding stuff I hadn't seen yet, just searching different phrases+Konan in search engines, neat how something "new" always comes up
THE SEKRET
>>285286390Must be nice when there's more than 200 works of your character...
>>285283170>>285277779 #New boruto
RISE!
>>285285514Common sense would make it obvious. Sasuke also would have known how strong his clan was as an insider, more than outsiders that only knew Itachi as the greatest prodigy since the 4th Hokage.
>>285286424based thanks for the canon dump
>>285285488Ah yes, the good ol' scapegoat, and the masses gobble it all right up.
>>285286295He was on vacation in the land of lightning after failing his 46th chunin exam in a row
>>285283406Itachi only noticed this now?
drew sakura
>>285286420The fans have spoken and they prefer the Akatsuki over the Jinchuriki
sorry for the long delay, but seems nobody really minds
>>285283697>Male version of Mary sueThat would be Gary stu.
>>285286017He'd be interesting if Kishimoto was willing to investigate what it meant to be the type of person that would murder his family for the government. Instead Kishimoto comes off as entirely condoning Itachi's behavior as a crazy nationalist who puts state ahead of blood.
>>285286424Tgank u buddy, been excited for this :)
>>285286424Hype. Chapters like these show you why Ikemoto is Kishi's true successor
>>285286504The fans voted Sakura into third place for the oneshot.
>>285284700We don't see a moon buster until the last.
>>285286580And the award for weakest b8 of all time goes to...
>>285285424There's nothing about this character beyond being Hiruzen's scape goat.
>>285286424Holy Ikekino
>>285285994>t.Sai
What is everyone's favorite moment in Boruto so far?
>>285284669You'd have a point if Kishi had intended for Sasuke's journey to end in the near future. But he'd already planned 2-3 more antagonists after Pain and Itachi already. Tobi, Madara, and maybe Zetsu. Sasuke is still in the middle of his journey and hasn't reached the peak that he wanted yet because he's still more bold than smart. But he thinks he did so he's going to be humbled brutally. Itachi is one of those unreachable peaks like the 4th Hokage was treated as. The perfection that both protagonists chased but didn't reach until the end.
>>285286447Except the wank Itachi gets makes him actually accomplishing such task completely possible.
>>285284712The only Naruto fans in the world are absolute losers. Everyone else prefers those like Sasuke, Jiraiya, Kakashi, or Pain.
>>285286696For me it's all the whole Sasusaku moments. Boruto really shows how much Sasuke loves her
>>285286732You're lying. Or my autistic LARPing ass wouldn't have gotten ostrasized for liking Sasuke.
>>285286696Momoshiki was good, Isshiki fight was good, everything w Jura is probably my favorite though
>>285286732He's baiting to derail the thread to about a certain jeet for 600 posts again. Don't engage.
>>285285424Name a single positive thing he ever did. He's actually the most realistic depiction of a CIA agent in fiction in that he does a bunch of self-sabotaging retarded things that ruin thousands of lives for irrational reasons.
>>285283170ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285286785he almost killed Sasugay
終わ
>>285286840thanks op.
>>285286840Just like your life
>>285286696That time Ikemoto drew Sarada looking like an underage streetwhore.
>>285286732We prefer Neji
>>285286773I'm probably baiting too.
>>285285424He wasn't planned, and like another anon said, he was just a scapegoat to make Hiruzen look like a saint. Also stupid they had to find Tsunade or Jiraiya to replace Hiruzen, but suddenly thought Danzo was suitable to replace Tsunade.
>>285286902This almost makes bortshit worth it
>>285286938You don't replace a 70 year old with another 70 year old. But if your middle aged Hokage just coma'd herself, then you might grab a geezer to hold down the fort in the mean time.
>>285286935>dailyramen posting dailies
>>285283889Kishi didn't know how to write Sauske's character traveling alone and needed people for him to interact with. Doesn't make sense why any of them actually care about Sauske or stay loyal to him.
>>2852839653rd Tsuchikage.
>>285286732>Jiraiya, Kakashi, or Pain.Because they are incredibly easy picks.
>>285286805>If and would've but never is or did
>>285284712RIP bozo
>>285286840>>285283478Arigatou, OP!>>285287027Meant to say *safe picks* there.
>>285286424>>285286696More proof OP is a bortnigger
>>285284937>>285285514>You forgot the subject
>>285285424Fraud
>>285286990>You don't replace a 70 year old with another 70 year oldTrue. Danzo wasn't old enough when they replaced Hiruzen, had to let him cook a few more years.
>>285286280Use ai to fix that ugly off-model face
>>285286608
>>285286902She is so sexo.......
>>285283170Based OP, making the thread exclusive without a subject.
I love Naruto
>>285287715Hi Hinata
>>285283177>>285283188is this a retcon? I don't remember him telling Sasuke this in the Shippuden rendition of this scene.
>>285283424Unintentionally hilarious.
>>285287715Kiba...
>>285287715The series? I do too. The faggot MC? Nah.
>>285287737What are you talking about?
>>285283424this aged well
>>285283221>you couldn't have taken down the entire police force by yourself>you're right, I only took out the women, children, and that nice old couple you talked to in the mornings
>>285287715
>>285287816The flashback was retconned about two times in Naruto, but did Itachi tell Sasuke that there were still 3 living Uchihas when the flashback happened in Shippuden the first time?
>>285285099The daily has been comfy lately, especially after the mass nuke in that afterparty thread.
>>285285424He's Tobirama but written badlyInstead of "actually cares about the good of the village and does what's necessary" he's "pretends that he cares about the village but only cares about himself and does the stupidest shit imaginable"The dude would napalm an orphanage "for the village" because he's a complete retard
>>285287080>>285287027Who is your controversial pick?
>>285287874>did Itachi tell Sasuke that there were still 3 living UchihasI think he just told Sauske he'd be the 3rd Uchiha to achieve Mangekyo, so it's kinda vague. Here, Itachi even said Sauske figured out there was another Uchiha, I don't think he ever directly said there was another one alive in the flashbacks though.
>>285287938Sakura
>>285287876schizosuke must have gotten a few of his passes banned
>>285286504>>285286390Stop making me like Konan
>>285287938Depends, controversas for these threads or the fandom in general?
The EMS makes the Mangekyo even dumber. It's kinda nice there's an actual drawback with the blindness(not that it ever actually matters) but switching up your eyes with a sibling is stupid. I hate how Kishi makes it like eyes are just easily transplanted in Naruto. Also implies you're fucked to be blind if you don't have a sibling...unless you get Hackirama cells or your Kakashi.
>>285285401Why is Hinata such a slut?
>>285287027>Because they are incredibly easy picks.Kakashi is a safe pick, but Jiraiya or Pain? I love them but they're not as popular
>>285288123Jiraiya and Pain are widely well regarded characters, even if they aren't everyone's favorite people still have high opinions of them.It's only recently that Jiraira slander got popular.
>>285288168>Jiraira slander got popularNot outside of these threads and mostly done by one or two schizosEveryone loves the Jman even if they'll pick Naruto or Sasuke first because muh MC
>>285288189>Not outside of these threadsUse other social media outside of Facebook.
>>285288075Don't worry, he makes sure that eye transplants only happen between those with compatible blood types so it isn't TOO unrealistic. This is grounded fiction.
>>285288262My favorite is when Madara swipes Kakashi's eye and pops it in like they're accessories.
>>285287874>The flashback was retconned about two times in NarutoNope
>>285288123I don't understand the Kakashit glazing, he's always been the most boring character in the series to me.
>>285288168>Jiraira slanderHe deserves it.
>>285287292t. Americuck
>>285288297Madara had Hashirama's regen at that point
>>285283384Infinite chairs
>>285288472American website.
>>285288075I dunno, it's so far saved 2 characters from blindness, and it requires either killing your immediate relation (thus proving the inhumanity of sharingan), or your blood relation sacrificing themself for you (thus proving the deep love of the sharingan)Given just how quickly the blindness sets in (over the course of like 10 years for Itachi who never uses it, or like 1-2 months for Sasuke who chimps out), there needs to be a fix. We'd see just how difficult it is to overcome if it wasn't for the fact that the only Uchiha featured prominently are the two successful EMS recipients (sauce and Madara) and one that's half made of Hashirama science experiment (Obito). Though it'll prob be retconned since Sarada needs a way out, has no siblings, her dad only even has one eye. They're not gonna need an MC who needs the power
>>285286785Killing Sasuke before Orochimaru could take him over would have been good, but unfortunately every anbu is completely incompetent
>>285288417>cool design>isn't a try-hard>silent stoic type>always just as strong as the plot requires There's nothing to really criticize with his character
>>285288585>the inhumanity of sharinganPropaganda post.
>>285288547do you think I, an amerifat, don't know this?
>>285288617>There's nothing to really criticize with his characterNot marrying Shizune would be a start. Now she's an unmarried hag just like Tsunade's fat ass.
>>285288585>Itachi who never uses it>Has his Sharingan active 24/7
>>285288626I know, but the point was its duality. You can either become a crazy person (kill your loved one for MS, kill your sibling for EMS) or suffer the pain of love (lose a loved one, have a loved one sacrifice themself). Madara represents the evil path, Sasuke represents the way the love path can almost go astray, but can be saved by love (Itachi sacrificed himself for both Sauce MS and EMS, and even then came back from the dead to save him again)
>>285288688It's not normal sharingan that blinds you, it's MS. He rarely uses tsukuyomi/amaterasu/Susanoo, only when plot requires
>>285288689>Madara represents the evil path...You know he didn't kill Izuna, right?>>285288732Regular tomoe Sharingan has to contribute some to it. Just Mangekyo powers speeds it up.
>>285288011>He doesn't have a preexisting liking for Cutenan
>>285284090Same as the other anon, I even have to watch this fight in the anime, I'm a lazy fuck and only started following Naruto since the Pain village attack.
>>285288751Realistically Madara represents the 'very little of this makes sense path'. He got MS from seeing his brother wounded, then got EMS from his brother who it just turned out also had MS. I'm speaking generally (realistically itachi could've had MS by taking it from his dad who revealed his MS shortly before death)
>>285288833>realistically itachi could've had MS by taking it from his dad who revealed his MS shortly before deathToo bad Fug's Mangekyo is anime only. Did anyone other than Madara know about Eternal Mangekyo or did Itachi tell Obito to give his eyes to Sasuke as "Here's another couple months worth of vision, have fun nerd"?
>>285288106Hyuuga genes. Her sister is even worse >>285288751only mangekyo contributes to blindness. Kakashi hints at his eyesight deteriorating and Itachi realizes he is saying he unlocked mangekyo
>>285288585There's no reason why Saus and Itachi can't just switch eyes and both stay alive.
>>285288123Jiraiya is easily one of the best Kishimoto characters
>>285288965It's also Kishimoto's own favorite
>>285288955>There's no reason why Saus and Itachi can't just switch eyes and both stay alive
>>285288791On the scale of Sakura to Tsunade where does Konan sit on the titty chart
>>285283965>how many really old ninja have you seen?All of the old ninja we've seen in the series were children when the villages were founded. Sarutobi and Onoki are literally part of the first generation of ninja produced by their respective villages.
>>285289022F cup (for Flat)
>>285283240When you think about it, this could be referring to the fact that Sasuke is already being haunted/empowered by Indra's chakra.
>>285283424what if Zetsu was a total bro and swooped in to bite Sasuke's head off for his senpai, Itachi?
>>285288751>Regular tomoe Sharingan has to contribute some to itThis is headcanon.
>>285289022Konan seems somewhat above-average. Probably just below whichever tier has Hinata, Kurenai, and Mei
>>285288955First off Itachi doesn't want to be alive. Second, Itachi had a fatal disease.
>>285289178Nah. She's got to be on par with Kurenai. Mei is bigger but Hinata mogs. >>285289188>Second, Itachi had a fatal diseaseMangakaitis is brutal. It has no cure.
>>285288472>America mentioned nowhere in the post>Still brings it up.
>>285288833>He got MS from seeing his brother woundedWe don't know when or how Madara or Izuna got their MS. His brother being wounded by Tobirama is what gave him his EMS since he was on his death bed.
>>285289022Konan looks like she has comfortable C cups. Perfect size
>>285289072Based Kishi already foreshadowing the reincarnation kino
>>285289188>First off Itachi doesn't want to be aliveSays who?
>>285289443The joke was that America only elects geriatrics, so it would be normal to see a 70yo and think he needs a few more years to mature. Hope it's illiteracy that makes you so bad at reading implication, because it's much harder to fix autism
>>285289636He wants to be honor killed by Sasuke. All this could've been avoided if he and Shisui weren't puppets for the village and joined the coup.
Would Itachi have been better if he was actually evil and only kept Sauske alive to collect his eyes?
>>285289678Why didn't he just collect eyes during Uchiha massacre?
>>285289459I might be misremembering by thinking he got it from that. Or was it the fight that first pushed Hashirama and Madara apart that did it? Or just offscreened? Either way, the point stands: Itachi willingly sacrificed himself to give Sasuke EMS (and MS, too), while Madara got his from misfortune. Sasuke definitely represents the idea that love can be a stronger force than suffering
>>285289715The others wouldn't be Eternal Mangekyo compatible. Unless it works with parents too.
>>285289715Presumably the original idea was that he needed to groom him into having special eyes. All the normal sharingan would have been useless prior to plug n play Izanagi/Izanami
>>285289636>Says who?Itachi.
>>285289672Good thing Shisui and Itachi were on the good guys side and did the right thing.
>>285289750If I'm not mistaken, Fugaku awakened the mangekyo. Why did nobody take those?
>>285289876Not canon. He was just a normal sharingan user
>>285289876There’s this stupid general agreement that if it’s not shown in the manga it’s non-canon. But realistically there’s no way the clan head wouldn’t have Mangekyo. Fug was just as powerful as Minato and likely saw as many battles/as much death as him.
>>285289946it's non canon anime filler. No argument to be had. Not written by Kishimoto
>>285289946>Fug was just as powerful as MinatoUchiha cope
>>285283240wait, does Itachi genuinely, unironically believe Tobi / Obito is Madara?if not, what's the point in bullshitting Sasuke about it?
>>285283478Tomorrow is going to have *that* page right?That page everyone kek on Itachi
>>285289987In our world. In theirs, there is zero reason why he wouldn’t/shouldn’t have it. Give me one, a valid one.
>>285290030There is no reason for a lot of things in NarutoLike why doesn't Tobi just capture Naruto right now?
Why did Itachi have ninja AIDS anyway? Did he get it from his gay lover Shisui?
>>285290030Because Kishi wrote it that way
>>285289678No. Itachi still would've died of his illness. And anyway Sasuke only got MS from being sad over Itachi's death, nothing of the fucked up shit he's done to him caused it to unlock. So unless Itachi rapes and murders Naruto in front of him, Sasuke wouldn't unlock MS.
>>285290066>Did he get it from his gay lover Shisui?>Shisui is a descendant of KagamiYou might be on to something here…
>>285283283Especially baffling considering it's supposed to also be centuries since Kaguya's time, yet people act almost like history reset 80 years ago. Where's all the lore of the preceding centuries?
>>285290087>"Give me an in-universe reason">Gives real world reasonCongratulations on your recently confirmed mental retardation.
>>285290066Stress can kill you and Itachi did things that ensure that he'd never find peace for the rest of his life. His physical illness is a reflection of his self-inflicted trauma.
>>285290014Do not disrespect the Mewgaku
>>285287563>>285286902Built for jobbing just like all 3 of her parents
>>285289022I think Kishi drew this
Hiashi won.
>What do you MEAN you don't have Mangekyo?>I sent you into a coma>I tortured you with Tsukuyomi watching me kill our parents literally hundreds of thousands of times>ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS
how could Madara be the first guy who awakened the mangekyouthey clan has been around for centuries during a time of endless war
>>285290243Yahiko was so lucky
>>285289715>Why didn't he just collect eyes during Uchiha massacre?Tobito and Danzo collected them
>>285283279>>285283301>>285283317Making full page just for flashback really makes it seems that deep down Sauce never really getting over the """fact""" that Itachi doesn't love him
>>285289876>Fugaku awakened the mangekyoNo
>>285289946>Fug was just as powerful as MinatoBased on what? He was mogged by an 11 year old
>>285290375Speedreader...
>>285290030>there is zero reason why he wouldn’t/shouldn’t have it.The MS isn't supposed to be a default achievement. Before Kishi felt like giving it out like candy, it was only supposed to be Itachi and Madara as the only ones to achievement. That's like assuming every single Senju head should have aquired Wood style.
>>285290280It just shows how limited Itachi's conceptions were that he thought brute force trauma was the way. All he had to go by was his own experience being dragged to battlefields since age 4.
Wait, was Mikoto an Uchiha with a sharingan and all, or did she marry into the family? Are Uchihas inbred?
>>285289022>Karin doesn't even get in the chart for being bellow the botton
>>285290415>That's like assuming every single Senju head should have aquired Wood style.They should though. Otherwise what good are they?
>>285290390Not a response. Fug has 0 feats in the manga.
>>285289946>Fug was just as powerful as MinatoLOLOL
>>285290430She was Uchiha, they only intermarried among Uchiha. The clan are related by necessity because kekkei genkai require eugenics to not lose it over generations.There would have been around 200 Uchiha so they weren't getting together closely related enough to be incestuous.
>>285290422Trauma like that should be enough for it. That you have to physically see your closest loved one die IRL (or just think that they did) is too technical to intuit.
>>285290167Is that... W-wicked Eye Fugaku?!
>>285290430Not all Uchiha awaken the Sharingan, it's supposed to be "rare".
>>285290453>They should thoughWhy?
>>285290453>Uchihakek cannot comprehend the possibility of getting good without the optimization of your kekkei genkai
>>285290430>Wait, was Mikoto an Uchiha with a sharingan and allShe could’ve been. I think there’s some drawings of her in battle gear but not sure if it’s official or what. In any case, not all Uchiha were shinobi. She could’ve just not seen something that awakened her Sharingan ever.>or did she marry into the family?Another thing I’m not sure about, so it might as well be headcanon, is that Uchiha with brown hair (Like Izumi) are half breeds (but Sharingan is probably a dominant gene so it doesn’t affect the chakra that alters the eyes to awaken it), and the Uchiha with black or dark blue hair are pure blooded. >Are Uchihas inbred?That would be the Hyuga.
>>285290430>Are Uchihas inbred?Yes, that's why their clan survived and Senju mutts bred themselves out with untermensch clans Kalergi style.
Fug is a Hiashi victim btw.
>>285290546>She could’ve just not seen something that awakened her Sharingan ever.The >databooks< state she was a jonin before becoming a mother.
>>285290509>physically see your closest loved one die IRLSasuke saw his ENTIRE CLAN killed, logically speaking he should've immediately got MS. You can't possibly give him worse trauma than that
>>285290583Then she did have 3 tomoe Sharingan but got the Kishimoto Special, otherwise known as >Married? Off to the kitchen you go
>>285290597This was before Kishimoto thought about sharingan being able to skip grades.
>>285290375So was Diddymaru but some people still believe that faggot's powerful LMAO.
>>285290597I think it's implied you have to be somewhat skilled to unlock it. There's a reason Madara and Itachi were originally the only 2 to achieve it.
>>285290608She could also have never unlocked it because she was too skilled to go through any tragedy.
>>285290597You can skip tomoe by getting Mangekyo but you can’t go from nothing to Mangekyo.
>>285290616How many Kages did Fugaku kill?
>>285290616Probably because Orochimaru has other feats to base his power off of. Fug has absolutely 0, none, nothing, to show.
>>285290620It’s just respect for the highest ninja rank. This means nothing, Minatokek.
>>285290508There's also the Fuma clan, who are distantly related to the Uchiha the same way the Uzumaki are distantly related to the Senju.>Indra's chakra would've haunted this guy if all the Uchiha and Kimimaro died
>>285290430She's a foid, so why would it matter what she had or not, they're all useless. Regardless, the Uchiha do have a moderate amount of appearance diversity. So they're not all sisterfuckers.
>>285290430All big clans are inbred
>>285290686That looks like nuNishio style. This shit is not from Boruto is it? You’re not trying to pass off a spinoff as canon, are you?
It's ironic that after all these shits Sasuke indeed got his MS and it's because of Itachi
>>285290686>KimimaroBold of you to assume Kimimaro came from Hagoromo's side of the family.
>>285290726Why do the people that make these NEVER understand how Rinnegan works?
>>285290597I guess he didn't like the old lady that sold rice crackers.
>>285290018Obito mentions it later, how if Itachi had actually known the truth about him (he's just larping as Madara) he would be dead
>>285290719I love how irrational and stupid Sauske becomes after this >why won't the village recognize my brother as a hero when he himself wanted to be portrayed as evil>how dare they enjoy the peace he died for even though he joined a organization actively hunting bijuu to destroy the world>reeeeeee he was a good boy all along even though i spend thr last decade seething over himKishi really had to force his motives to stay le ebil
>>285290743incidentally, if Madara's eyes were transplanted to Hashirama would he automatically get the rinnegan?
>>285290686>Hagoromo>Ever allow his deacendants to name their family after his crazy bitch motherThe Kaguya clan 100% comes from Hamura.>>285290708Fuma clan was introduced in Naruto filler.
Fugaku would piss himself at the sight of the legendary Hokage-slayer Orochimaru. Where was he hiding during Konoha crush?
>>285290774He was always like that
>>285290754How would ill itachi deal with non-Rinnegan Simpbito? Does he keep an Izanagi eye in him at all times or did he get one just to battle Koran?>>285290784If it works one way it works backwards too, but faggots really think that Rinnegan is just another natural evolution of Sharingan.
>>285290784Sure, why not?
>>285290774He's offended that his brother was forced into murdering his family by the useless geriatric hokage and ninja Dick Cheney with zero honors paid to either Itachi, or the Uchiha clan. Even if the massacre was unjustified, Itachi nonetheless deserved honor and respect for doing it.
>>285290808Konan *
How did the entire clan of Uchiha job to 13 yo Itachi (or however old he was, I don't remember) I mean not a single adult put up a fight?
>>285290806>Where was he hiding during Konoha crush?His grave?
>>285290535>supposed to be "rare>even a complete talentless shitter like obito had itdid kishi just forgot?
>>285290847>he doesn't understand the late bloomer trope in a manga with multiple examples of it
>>285290774Someone post Hashirama glazing Itachi
For the people who believe Fug was actually strong, can anyone explain why neither Orochimaru nor Kabuto bothered to bring him back as an edo tensei? Orochimaru helped Danzo collect all the Uchiha eyes and implant them, so it's fair to assume they had his DNA, and Kabuto only remarks how he wished he could get Shuisui's DNA and never mentions Fug or cares about him.
>>285290844Poor excuse. Never stopped Itachi
>>285289946>There’s this sensible general agreement that if it’s not written by the author of the source material it’s non-canon.Correct.
>>285290808>>285290809It just seems funny to me that Hashirama just needs eye surgery while Madara needs to grow a Hashirama tumor on his chest
>>285290375>He was mogged by an 11 year old...who he let kill him.
>>285290884Because susanoo is busted and mangekyo Fugaku would stomp ninja pleb army
>>285290920The whole concept is retarded regardless. It would be better if they had a kid with both genes or did some Orochimaru test tube baby experiment
>>285290937>I'm still proud of you for being a brainwashed tool who will end the long legacy of our clan in a single night... son
>>285290937Yepp. The clan leader let his son destroy the entire clan even though he didn't agree with it. Definitely much better writing than him just losing to Itachi.
>>285290847Unlocking the sharingan has to do with mental state and not skill.
>>285290937Is this just nip autism or did Japanese fans also find this stupid?
>>285290808>really think that Rinnegan is just another natural evolution of SharinganBecause it is.
>>285290884>Hizashi and Asuma were stronger than FugakuUchihakeks...
>>285290937>take care of Sasuke>i willProceeds to torture him and set him down a path of vengeance and resentment.
>>285291024It's an evolution of the Sharingan, but it's not natural.
>>285291013I prefer the Taras Bulba route, it's fathers duty to execute traitor offspring, especially if he is leader.
>>285290920>that Hashirama just needs eye surgeryNo he needs to be an uchiha with the sharingan.
>>285291035What should he have done differently? Sent him flowers and a "I'm sorry for killing our parents lol" letter?
>>285291051Everything in the story implies otherwise. The only (You) you're getting
>>285291061That's definitely better than what he did.
>>285291061>What should he have done differently?Not destroy his entire clan, down to the very last innocent child, that'd probably be a sensible start.
>>285290920>while Madara needs to grow a Hashirama tumor on his chestApparently you just need Hagoromo's chakra, which you can get by mixing Asura's and Indra's chakra. So it's possible that Madara could've awakened the Rinnegan if he had absorbed some of Hashirama's chakra in his prime instead of getting it from a wood clone when he decided to use it as life support.
>>285290979>Definitely much better writing than him just losing to Itachi.Get real. You'd just bitch about Itachi wank if that happened.
>>285291061Killed Danzo on his way out of the village.
>>285291090Itachi is a horribly written character, so yes, he was beyond saving once Kishi decided to go the >good boy who ain't ever done nothing wrongroute. Also, Fug is a jobber, who cares if Itachi took care of him, nothing implies Fug could do shit.
>>285291064>Everything in the story implies otherwise.Yeah that's why Naruto who has hashirama cells via the artificial arm has awakened the rinnegan..oh wait
>>285290956Orochimaru's whole keikaku being about acquiring an insanely broken dojutsu could have been interesting but Kishi clearly hadn't thought of that yet
If The Fug gets Edo Tensei'd and Itachi doesn't unbrainwash himself, it's game over no matter how many main characters there are.
>>285291077This also implies that Danzo could've gained a Rinnegan arm if he absorbed Sasuke's chakra during the Kage Summit.
>>285291118>i'd always bitchOk faggot. >nothing implies Fug could do shitWhatever helps you cope.
>>285291126Naruto doesn't have any Indra essence.
>>285291126Are you genuinely stupid or just going for the low effort (You)s?
>>285291090Itachi wank is already a present issueThis just makes the massacre dumber without diminishing how ridiculous his strength is
>>285291161Nope since he's not an uchiha.
>>285291118Do people actually believe Fug wouldn't no diff Itachi? Kek
>>285291061yeah......sorry
>>285291126...Nigger, what?That would just be Asura's chakra twice.
>>285291035>Itachi: I'll just torture him (twice), influence him to abandon his friends and his village, and if he finds out the truth and tries to destroy Konoha I'll brainwash him to protect it instead>Naruto: Wow, Itachi, you're such a nice guy
The fug faggot is clearly desperate for attention. Ignoring all his low effort posts.
>>285291182Asura chakra + Indra chakra = Hagoromo chakraHagoromo chakra + Sharingan = Rinnegan
>>285291061Not torturing him for days might have been a good start
>>285291179>This just makes the massacre dumberYou whine when the massacre was a 13yo solo'ing a whole clan. You whine when said 13yo had help and the clan leader gave up and didn't fight. Nothing would satisfy you.
>>285291189Fug easily no diffs the entire series. It's why Kishi had to write him out right away or there would have been no story.
Since the faggot writers seem to have a fetish for mutilating Sasuke I suspect a leg is next and then the other Sharingan must come out as well to put it in someone else.
>>285291217Uchiha with Sharingan + asura dna = rinnegan
>>285291213Let's pretend for a moment that Fug is weaker than Itachi during massacre, let's also pretend Itachi didn't falter and cey like a bitch when he was about to kill his parents... Fugaku obviously knew Itachi was coming and could've easily rounded up all the Uchihas to put your gay crush into the ground the moment he set foot into the compound.
>>285291272>Uchiha with Sharingan + asura dna = rinneganNo retard, not how it works. The Uchiha must also be an Indra reincarnation. And it's not "dna", it's chakra.
>>285291090Fugaku was never set up as someone relevantly storng.
>>285291272Reread Chapter 671, it just says you need Hagoromo's chakra.
>>285291288>not how it worksIt is.
>>285291320Oh, you're b8ing, I get it now. Couldn't derail this thread with your usual drama so you're trying this approach.
>>285291299>the leader of a powerful clan was never set up as someone strongMassive cope.
>>285291300Can someone remind me why it took so long for Madara's Rinnegan to appear? Good thing he had the whole Edo+Rinne Tensei plan. Can you imagine how fucking mad he would've been if he only got Rinnegan as an old man?
>>285291358>0 feats
>>285291335Believing the rinnegan is a evolution of the sharingan is not bait. That's what the majority of the fanbase (correctly) believes.
>>285291384>Kishimoto didn't bother writing it so IT NEVER HAPPENED REEEEEYou're just as retarded as this guy >>285291389 >>285291272 >>285291126
>>285287940Wouldn't Kakashi count?
>>285291384I'll take that as your concession.
>>285283283Didn't you notice? Most shinobi don't live very long and the ones that make it old are the one with the most learned hacks, see Hiruzen, Jiraya, Oonoki, etc.
>>285291479Post proof he's strong
>>285291375He literally just took a mouthful of flesh and stitched it onto his body. If I had to guess, his body was just naturally suppressing whatever was left of Hashirama's chakra in it until his body got too weak to effectively do so?
>>285291384Fuug gets Mikoto feets all to himself
>>285290121Centuries passed between Kaguya's time and the foundation of Konoha though which is why Isshiki's existence is absolute bullshit.
>>285291511>Hokage candidate is not strongCome on now
>>285291553A non-canon character's existence can't be bullshit because they don't actually exist.
>"If you see a guy with red eyes or if you see a blond dude that's REALLY FAST, drop your mission and run for your fucking lives">Noooooo Fugaku was a jobber reeeeee
>>285291519>He literally just took a mouthful of flesh and stitched it onto his bodyMaybe it was so little flesh that it took too long to produce the necessary amount of Asura chakra to evolve the Sharingan?
>>285290920Imagine if that Hashirama flesh started talking.
>>285291645
>>285291590what manga page is that from?
>>285291559Post page that says he was ever a candidate. Last chance to prove you aren't being a faggot.
>>285291627It just took Madara a long time to get close to dying again and when he did it was due to old age. A faster method would have been the barrel that Sasuke got his curse mark in. Madara just didn't have the best means available to get the rinnegan or for utilizing the 9 tails for that matter. Like if becoming a jinchuriki had been an option to him he'd bully Kurama from inside a seal and have KCM.
>>285291694>>285291695>Coping so hard he has to use two devices to post, both saying the same shitOh my fuck.
>>285291749...Are you one of the stupid fucks that think being near death is a requirement for Rinnegan on top of Hagoromo's chakra?
>>285291755Okay faggot. Thanks for admitting you're just here to bait.
literally saw that thread wasn't moving and decided to bait people
>>285291781I'm a smart fuck who acknowledges the canon yes.
>>285291835>Coincidence = It's how it worksNo.
Incredibly samefagged thread.
>>285291884>3 to 4 people who like Fugaku>SAMEFAGGING! IT'S A BOTTED THREAD! AI!Too bad your attempt at derailing this thread didn't work earlier huh >>285285610
Fug posters are based and correct
>>285291926Owari da, Hokage-sama...
>>285291737Tayuya looks like *THAT*?
>>285291914>3 to 4 peopleIt's just (You) baiting.
I'm more interested in why Mikoto who looks very beautiful married some orge by the name Fugaku. Was it arranged?
>>285291969>Liking a character is baiting nowWe don't need more of your wisdom, derailer-kun.
He always seems to shit up the thread around these hours.
>>285291967
>3 to 4 peopleIs that how many devices you're using, Jeetsuke?
Fugaku? nodiffs Jiraiya
>>285291973He could've been a straight up pussy slayer in his youth.
please post a screenshot where Tayuya punched Naruto
>>285292058
>>285292010You're in these threads 24/7. Creating them, keeping them on the catalog via babysitting, and making sure they reach bump limit for status. And you always freak out whenever your methods are pointed out even when posts don't directly address you.
>>285292020>>285292063
>>285292020Jarvis, edit this image and replace Naruto with Shikamaru.
>>285292063>That's just how she demonstrates affection
Not to mention a big chunk of the thread are one-sentence posts asking trivial or asinine questions like a machine for the sole sake of filling up space for an answer to increase the post count.
>>285291973The best kind of marriage, one founded upon mutual respect instead of fleeting fancy and childish crushes.Fugaku and Mikoto >>>>>>>>>>>> Sasuke and Sakura
>Liking Fugaku means you're Sasukefag now
Fugaku and Mikoto > Minato and Kushina
>>285291662>"Hey when are we going to the onsen?"
Well the thread was good for a few hours at least.
>>285290719>>285290774>>285290827Writing it like these make me feel that after the reveal Sauce's anger is more about Itachi being forced into committing the massacre than being angry about the massacre itself like he used to
Fugaku and Mikoto >two healthy kids with big dicksMinato and Kushina>child with down syndrome and small penisFellas.
>>285292071Kino schizophrenia
>>285292233Fugaku wasn't a shit father at least. Being strict and a little biased is still better than>Being a single dad? Lmao fuck that
>>285292071>>285292169Didn't you get nuked in the afterparty thread? How are you still here?
>>285290937this retcon was one of the dumbest jump of the shark in shonen manga history.
>a majority of posts are around one sentence doing catchphrases, stupid questions, or just nonsense >Whenever this fact is brought up the same few seething posts with the same mannerisms and buzzwords show up>It's totally not samefagging, guys!Kek.
What would happen if Hinata shits her diaper in front of Naruto?
>>285292368You're the one that was nuked, though. So why are YOU here?
>>285292383Where were you when the daily started and 70% of replies were also single sentence posts right at Page 10 before archiving? Didn't complain then? Hm, wonder why...
>>285292304>Itachi being forced into committing the massacreHe could've gone public with his clans ideas instead of being a zogbot and killing all his kin. Still makes no sense why he would kill non-shinobi, children and old people in his clan. Just show up to one of the "secret" meetings and kill everyone there.
More importantly, why the FUCK didn't Itachi FUCK every woman he saw as a rogue ninja? He should've restored the clan by himself. Was it the AIDS thing?
>>285292408That was you because you want Naruto threads alive at all times even when you don't like them. You did the same with your shitty/nart/ general. You just made random posts to keep it from achieving before finally giving up and squatted in the dailies.
>>285292400>no uWhat are you even looking for in these threads? You complain about the same shit every time. Yesterday's thread was nice. You should go back to fucking off.
>>285292391He'd reaffirm that she's a world-class freak.
>more asinine questions
>Thread is normal and has 99% discussion>Nearing the end of the thread, complaints about sasukefag start showing up completely unprompted>At the same time as the diaper scat shit postsHmmmmm.......
>Hinata farts>Naruto dies
>>285292473You call all your samefagged threads "nice". When the actual OPs did them, I never heard any posts like yours, just you constantly whining over the threads existing.
>>285292531>just you constantly whining over the threads existingLike you're doing now?
>>285292505>you get called out for obvious samefagging>get pissed and spam gross garbage >blame everyone else for itYou have no tact. At least it further proves it's you.
>>285292505Oy vey! Stop noticing!
>>285292531Ah, so you're seething about the OP? That explains it.
Time for Sakura's piss has passed. It's time to consider Hinata's farting abilities
>>285292541And exactly where were you when the threads by the other OPs were being harrassed? You were strangely absent there and only show up for these phony threads.
>Time for Sakura’s pi-Rajsuke momento
Someone should make another afterparty thread so this guy can go off all he wants like last time.
>>285292557>You get angry that your namefag of choice isn't the OP and/or there isn't enough drama>Get pissed and spam gross garbage >Blame the easy target local schizo for itYeah, "I'm" the one with no tact.>>285292578>where were you when the threads by the other OPs were being harrassed?Mostly away because I'm here to talk about the manga not namefags.
>>285292568The only one seething is you because all the "discussion" you say is so fruitful in these threads always magically stop when you get assblasted.
>>285283478>>285286840Thank you OP! Don't forget the Subject in tomorrow's thread, silly baka.
>>285292621>People lose interest in talking about the chapter when the schizotard starts shitting up the thread to talk about dramaNo shit?
>Subject>capitalhmm
I don't care who is the OP, it makes no difference to me.
>>285283478Danke OP.
>>285292613>>Blame the easy target local schizo for itGetting strangely protective over that schizo in question, my dear anon.>Mostly away because I'm here to talk about the manga not namefagsBy talking to yourself? The "namefags" weren't a problem until you started throwing bitch fits over the other OPs.
Every thread by this Anonymous guy has drama, we need a new OP
>>285292674Past few threads have been fine. Seems like there's only drama when you're here. Yesterday was the first normal thread we've had in forever.
>>285292673>Getting strangely protective over that schizo in questionAnd I fell right into your trap, huh>Shit up the place as much as you want>If anyone says anything about it, they're defending the schizoYou're not subtle.
>>285292644Yes, "all" those people share a psychic connection and start posting and stop posting at the exact same time without fail. Especially depending on your mood. Very organic.
>>285292709>Yesterday was the first normal thread we've had in forever.lole
>All of this because of some Fugaku discussionCursed manga.
Cursed manga (it’s 1 dude hiding from the downunder cops)
Stop talking about Naruto, we need to talk about resident schizos and namefags only, we need to give them attention at all times.
>>285292715>And I fell right into your trap, huhYou always end up revealing your true colors no matter what because you can't stay in-character.>You're not subtleNo, (You) aren't, since you go into the exact same patterns. You're not a chess master or an expert at espionage. You're as blatant as they come.
Well, at least we had a few days without this schizo. Look forward for the live chapter at 11:00 AM PST / 2:00 PM EST tomorrow! Thanks again OP!
>Le chess master meme!Oh, it's the same retarded faggot from the archives. Jesus Christ dude give it a fucking rest.
>2:00 PM ESTNigga is dumping at 5am his time?
>>285292814>the archivesHuh?
mmmmm
>>285292814>Revealing yourself some moreYou can never keep your cool, can you? You're supposedly not the schizo, but always get angry on his behalf and take insults directed toward him personally.
>>285292848>Playing dumbDon't worry I'll spoonfeed (You)https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285185886/#q285197284_1
>>285292075Sakura punched Naruto too and they are still platonic friends
>>285286334>Ah didn't remember that. Kishi should've saved it for here, makes more sense thematically for an enterHe already "entered" before Jiraiya mentioned him, when Tobi declared himself to be Madara.
Be honest. Do you care about Naruto's constantly crying like a faggot?
This thread still apparently was loaded with people, but they all constantly vanish whenever Jeetsuke gets angry. I guess it's just a mere fluke every time.
>>285292885It's better to die than marry some street shitter polish guy
>>285292383It's probably the same person who makes all those low quality naruto threads that usually start with some mostly pointless random question
>>285292925People were having a good time and they vanished when you brought up your retarded namefag drama.
>he can’t bring up the mystical chungus kibafag who mysteriously only shows up here because that constitutes as namefag drama tookek
>>285292797I like how it keeps getting earlier. We're gonna eventually come full circle and be back to 5 PM shitpost dumps.
mmmm sakura's vaginal mukus is still on your penis, sasukeh! ARI-GA-TOE!
>>285292868...why would you bother commenting on archives if the thread is active? Must be banned, otherwise, seems stupid.
Did this faggot really start screaming, shitting and pissing himself just because he got assraped by FugChads?
>>285292947They vanished because you stopped samefagging and focused more on seething over being called a samefag. None of these "people" ever appear to defend themselves. They just all disappear at the exact same time you go ballistic.
>>285293019https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285185886/#q285197284_1He also wants to blame the scat and gay shit on the usual suspect again despite Kibafag being a general nuisance in Naruto threads for far longer than that. This dude is fucking insane and loves the drama.
>>285293040>None of these "people" ever appear to defend themselvesThey want to talk about the series and don't care about your faggot drama so they check out. Why are you still coping about this?
>>285293059Whoops wrong linkhttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285283170/#q285292993_1
>>285293059>this namefag drama is different because uhh it just is mmkay *loads up the LLMs*
I like to roleplay in chat bots as a toddler Naruto, drinking daddy's peepee milk
>>285293059Man, that post really got you steamed, didn't it? It's right, though. You're not clever or a genius.
What a shitty ending
>>285293116She deserves better than Kiba. Why would she even go near a dogfag?
>>285293079You're giving him what he wants by providing attention. I really don't understand how he finds any enjoyment out of this. I'm just glad I can't relate. He seems like a miserable spiteful person.
>>285293098LMAO. You're mad that you got outed for posting this shit. Why do you have this shit saved anyway and spamming it?
>>285293165I think MODS are usually less active around this time. Probably why he waits until these hours to start shitting up the place.
>>285284700Nappa would demolish Pain.
>trying to get jannies to nuke your own postsweird flex but ok
>>285293165It's weird, nsfw shit is usually deleted within minutes on other boards
Well I guess now we know one of the things that triggers this schizo.
>>285293079How do you know how these people think? Is it really a psychic connection? How come they can never speak for themselves like regular anons? They just disappear the moment you're called a little bitch faggot.
>>285293210>>285293192Kibafag has been doing it for years. They probably gave up on trying to contain his degeneracy.
>>285293213>I-it's about Fugaku, not my blatant samefagging!Not smooth, brother. Please try harder with your gaslighting. Maybe someone will believe it one day.
I'm shocked neither Kishi nor the guy who does Boruto ever had people communicate information via genjutsu again aside from basically this conversation
>>285293213>REEEEEEEE how dare you like this character who did not top the popularity charts, how dare you disagree with me, all the posts are botted I am being harassed right noooooow
>Still zero deleted postsWe can safely assume this website doesn't have much longer to live, right? Like, this isn't fucking normal.
nigga part of why you made that afterparty thread was because you were absolutely bootyblasted over people making fun of your blatant LLM shipfagging war and having it rightfully pointed out how fake and gay it is
>>285286028there's maybe only two canon genuine tomboys in the whole series; Kurotsuchi and Anko.
I believe in Fug supremacy
>>285293327Yeah, i don't underestand it.
>>285286323if Korea counts then so does Vietnam because the US and France fought a proxy war against the Chinese there.
I can't even make an "Advertiser-sama" joke, this is fucking pathetic. What are the chances 4chan dies this year?
>>285293357Most Americans forget about the Korean War. Vietnam was way more culturally impacting.
>>285287938for me, it's Neji and Shikamaru
>>285293341After thinking about it for a few minutes and making some comparisons, it's hard to argue that Mikoto isn't bestmom in the original series
>>285293391>what are the chances the successful containment/hun-knee pot diesGee anon, what do you think?
>>285293414>hun-knee potFirst time I’ve ever seen someone phrase honeypot like that, I feel like there’s some joke I’m not getting
>>285293409Angel of a woman. Fuck Itachi and Shisui.
>>285293409Not like she has a lot of competition. We basically only see her, Shikamaru's mom, Gaara's mom and Kushina. 2 of those moms died during the child's birth and 1 was a nagging bitch housewife.
>>285293432No joke. This site just flags that word sometimes and won't let you post the comment.
>>285288417he's a cool guy. a reasonable, mature, and relatable authority figure, which is very rare in battle shonen. I can guarantee the majority of Kakashi fans are people who started reading the series at an older age, and therefore could relate more to his adult perspective than they could with the rookie 11 child perspective.
>>285293451I'm trying to say that Fuugaku's score goes up because of this massive W, bestmom bestwife
I think one human sacrifice is worth it to bring her back.
>>285293463Kakashi was cool even for kids who were reading it at the same age as Naruto and his classmates. He just has a really good design and good personality. Wasn't he consistently always in the top 5 for character polls too?
>>285289665that's a stupid moon logic joke, because it hinges on the assumption that only America elects elderly people which is demonstrably false. You might as well have said "you wear glasses? must be American"
>>285293483Edo Tensei!
At least I'm glad there's other non-coomer Mikoto enjoyers in this godforsaken place.
>>285289672in that case they would've been cut down by Hiruzen, and their clan would've ended up exterminated regardless.
>>285293516Kushina is the worst by a long shot.
>>285293531>in that case they would've been cut down by HiruzenHahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>285293531>in that case they would've been cut down by DanzoFTFY. Hiruzen would never do something so wasteful as killing adults.
>>285293569The academy has so many options to choose from!
It disappeared
>>285293496for much of part 1 he was the most popular character, above Naruto and Sasuke.
Kishimoto should serve actual prison time for taking this from us.
Are people talking about Naruto in a Naruto Daily thread? AIEEEE?
>>285293649Looks like Haku
>>285293660>This enrages the schizo so much he's frothing at the mouth
*seething schizo noises*
>>285293013Still curious about this
>>285293739Archive schizos always use it as their """private""" chatroom.
>>285293751I'll be honest, I only ever go to archives if I missed a chapter posted for an ongoing series. I don't know who goes back and reads these daily chapters or other storytimes.
>>285293671PostTS messed with the designs sometimes, Haku's part2 face still gives me nightmares sometimes
I crave Hyuuga and Uchiha women
>>285290841Obito killed the ones that could actually fight.
>>285293833I don't remember typing this post
>>285293787Archives bother me, especially the rats
>>285293671Haku was the hottest girl in the series after all
If we just got rid of the schizo spam, this daily would actually be normal. One can dream
Never forget what Itachi being a puppet took from you.
>>285293787I was reading Naruto via the storytime before this daily startedIt was remarkably less schizophrenicI also check the archives when I want to see /a/'s opinion on a chapter of an old series or such
>>285293910Looks like a generic NPC
>>285293910>halfie mutt
>>285293918You take that back.>>285293921Fuck the pure land, Itachi and Obito deserve worse than hell.
>>285293928Sharingan is not recessive, it literally doesn't matter.
>>285293914>It was remarkably less schizophrenicDifferent demographic back then and the storytime was made spur of the moment. Also helps it was volume dumps so discussion was constantly given new material.
>>285293948Looks like making it a single chapter per day was the mistake that doomed this one.
>Schizo stops complaining about his boogieman and discussion returns to normal at the same time as Kibafag's scat spam gets deletedHmmmmmmmmmmm.............
>>285294007Do note that there was also a raikage image in those deletions
>>285293914Volume dumps don't really allow for any festering to happen, especially when it often takes 2 or 3 threads to get through a volume
>>285294007Stop noticing!!!!
Schizo got FugedGood Ending unlocked
>>285294097>Fug smileFukken saved. Gotta buy a lottery ticket now.
>>285293968It's a problem of this daily specificallyI've never seen any other daily like this
>>285294122Only 315 more threads to go
It's over, schizos! Fug has the high ground!
This thread probably made a lot of Minatokeks seethe lmao
>>285293968It certainly doesn't help. I do think if the OG OP waited a year to start this daily, it would have been better received. We're too far into it now though.
>>285294189>I do think if the OG OP waited a year to start this dailyWe told him time and time again and he didn't listen.
Fug is a lot like Hank, "That boy aint right"
>>285294048Probably a sweet spot of more than 1 chapter and less than a volume. Not sure what it would be.
>>285294211Still think it should be 7 chapter dumps for an even 100 days of Nardo
>>285294197I wonder if he still lurks in these threads or just abandoned the daily all together.
In any case I hope future threads can be more like this, before the schizo showed up I mean
>>285293357China was not even close to as involved in VN as it was in Korea. Even Russia was hardly as involved, and it was hardly involved in Korea.
>>285294241We can all dream anon
I hope to see my Mikoto friends again tomorrow. And FugChads too.
>>285294270You mean you hope to see yourself samefagging and replying exclusively to yourself again?
>>285294285No one likes you, schizo.
There it is
>>285291013the dad who knew he was doing something wrong (coup against the village, likely destroying the whole nation with it) wasn't about to kill his son. And that's assuming he could, he was very aware of how strong Itachi was
>>285294285Take your meds.
>>285294300>coup against the village>""""""wrong""""""
>>285294285Kys schizo
>>285294300>the dad who knew he was doing something wrongAnd yet, he was still leading the clan towards this decision. Shitty leader and stupid dad.
>>285294289>>285294299>>285294301>>285294322Nice samefagging again, did you use an LLM for that too?
>>285294285If you just ignored it, he would have gone away. You gave him exactly what he wants, guaranteed to see him back here with the dumb Fug posting again.
>>285294331It was the right choice. Only the two government puppets and one simp ruined it. Konoha deserved it 100%
>>285294344I don't find any part of the massacre well written
>Nooooo don't discuss a canon character! It's WRONG! >You're only allowed to talk about characters my schizo nemesis dislikes!!
Honestly..
>>285294378Sorry mom, gotta put this retard in his place...
It's always around the same hours, I really don't get it.
>>285294197>We told him time and time again and he didn't listen.funny how the original “reason” (Sasjeet having chronic meltdowns trying to own all Naruto threads ever and blaming everyone else for it) doesn’t even make any sense anymore ever since he pretended to be totally rangebanned, a complete lack of consistency
(You)
OP really should dump earlier so we don't have to deal with schizo hours
>>285294573The only way not to deal with schizo hours is to hit bump limit earlier and if we do that the schizos are still gonna say "it's being done on purpose to kill the daily".
>>285294582I mean, if people just ignored them and routed their spam up to MODS, we'd at least not give them the attention they come here for. Even this comment is probably enough to make them feel validated.
>>285294629>and routed their spam up to MODSThey don't care, they want the site traffic.
>>285294636They wouldn't delete and ban users if that were completely true
G'night Naruchads. Look forward to a few schizo free-hours tomorrow.
