Last Thread >>8665050bNo Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elsePlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
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troll girls are easy
I have a strong desire for Roxy cunnilingus.
>>8673873Giving or receiving?
>>8673898every lalonde is genetically predisposed to being an absolute fiend for receiving oral
Not porn related in the slightest, but Bowman finally(?) got legal(?) permission(?) to upload all of his homestuck tracks to spotify on 01/10. Link is on his twitter, I don't want to risk linking here.
>>8673921cool, thanks for the info
>>8673926>anyway act 6 still sucks to read throughI remember the time when Hussie said it was gonna be shorter than act 5
>>8673926Need me a jade with this body
>>8673981I just need every human girl in the comic like this
>>8673979At least we can get good porn out of them
>>8674074why
>>8674076Because he wants to discuss his hypno fetish schizo nonsense
not the artist from last thread but I can do a request or two
>>8674090Jade like>>8673969
>>8674083Gross art and bad pairings aren’t red board exclusive>>8674077Genuinely why does that anon keep coming back here instead of taking his hypno shit to the actual hypno thread
>>8674108Reddit generally seems to think davekat is shit for baby basic bitches, but it's been a while since I've been there
>>8674108>pesterquest rewritten actually avoids forcing kanrose entirely and calls you a manipulating lil shit for trying that routeKinda based actually
I would commit several warcrimes to make someone that draws decent femquis regularly exist.
>>8674113Jade was fucking Davesprite in one timeline and dying of depression in another.
>>8674127It's post retcon Homestuck
>>8674111I didn’t mean to imply you were him, but yes, we do have a weirdly non-sexual Vriska-hypnofag who shows up here and bitches about getting kicked off blue boards.
>>8674090Nepeta stalking Karkat
>>8674090Eridan fingering Jane while they cuddle
>>8674145You're cool, he goes on the same tangents similar to your first post. I found he posts on /v/ more (starting a thread everyday) lately so we might have dodged a very autistic bullet
>>8674177Why /v/ of all places? Its not like he even pretends to talk about videogames, so why go there?
>>8674309He probably heard Homestuck is/was allowed on /v/ when talking about the actual games, and thought nobody would notice it's just a fetish thread.
>>8674309This gif is NON CANON, the Nanna-Jester only has one hand
>>8674090Kanaya giving a random guy a sloppy bj
>>8674818Of course All it's missing is her canon fat ass
>>8674515She's moving her hand so fast it appears in two places
>>8674088Oh yesRoxy and Nana must look like thatAnd Mom rose as well
>>8674848Sprite or human form nana had the whole bakery
>>8674879She calls it her pound cake for a reason
>>8674907She gives it a hard slap and it jiggles for at least ten minutes straightWhen she walks it claps with each step
>>8674125What's the difference?*Audience laughtrack*
>>8674930You go deep enough it makes a clown honkShe just does her ho ho ho laugh
>>8674974She is the most experienced woman in bed out of the whole castShe could milk a man for every he's got and then make him an aftercare cake
>>8674123https://hjtfir.itch.io/pesterquest-rewrittenIt’s pretty good for the most partWritten by someone that actually thinks about the implications of what mspa reader gets up to and gives everyone shown so far a fair shake (though sollux and fef get pretty short runs)Only downside is they have a june route but it’s entirely optional and the regular john bit is both pretty good and devoid of the tranny shit
>>8675065not going to lie, i am incredibly fucking wary of anyone claiming they're going to rewrite any part of homestuck. not necessarily because i think its going to be worse than what we got, or that no writer could ever measure up to hussie, but because no person is without bias. i won't be tricked into reading a rewrite where someone has taken it upon themselves to make sure a shitty joke character gets the "respect" they deserve.usually nepeta. nepeta is the "uwu wasted potential" poster child
i love nepeta but i can admit she didn't have much potential, more screentime, more ANYTHING would be nice though
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>>8675125She would have been at least a nice character to have talk to Jade
>>8675154gun to my head i could not pick two characters i would less like to see have a pesterlog together
>>8675108I’m in agreement, but PQ blows ass and this person seems to have enough common sense to not do things on the level of self-indulgence like, say, make Vriska’s entire route “i dindu nuffin because bad mom also I’m trans if that matters”
>>8674981The little amount of nanna Egbert smit is criminal
>>8675108>i won't be tricked into reading a rewrite where someone has taken it upon themselves to make sure a shitty joke character gets the "respect" they deserve.This is why no rewrite ever works, they're all ultimately derivative of the comic itself and focused on "fixing" wrongs against the writer's blorbo rather than telling a compelling story.Also lets be honest, whatever Hussie's other flaws at least his writing was funny.
>>8674856You can make an entire case about Nanna's ass here, but why does John looks so twinky?
>>8675259That's because Pumpkinsmut is "not like us"
>>8675324So… a pedophile?
>>8675365That happens when there are frequent and consistent posts about one very specific thing.
>>8675065>https://hjtfir.itch.io/pesterquest-rewrittenThis is actually pretty good stuff, writer understands the character voices. Shame about reusing 99% of the artwork but that's the hard part of a VN.Story is mostly "What if Homestuck didn't happen?" and exploring the many loose ends with character motivation. Feels too much like trying to give everyone an immediate happy ending, but that reminds me of the fics people wrote back when the comic was alive...
>>8675378There are dozens of people in this thread, I >>8675375 am not that one.
>>8675385You identify yourself by doing stupid stuff like starting a fetish thread in /v/ then coming here to complain when you get jan'd. Post content and stop whining.
>>8675365None of what you said here is a positive thing btw.
pornography???
It has to be same fagging, right?
>>8675436Finally, someone who speaks sense in this madhouse!
>>8675438Imagine the raw stench of Nepeta's cave after she spents an entire day rubbing herself raw. It's enough to knock someone unconscious.
>>8675437Homesmut attracts forms of schizoposting unknown to science at large, so yeah maybe
>>8675456I am begging you to post content instead of blogging "why doesn't anyone want to talk about MY fetish?"
>>8675468>You think maybe I’m in kind of a damned-if-you-do/don’t situation here?No actually, I don't think your public self-pitying is warranted. There are boorus, archives, etc. Find stuff, make stuff, commission stuff. Engage your interest instead of whining about other people not entertaining you.
>>8675466>I get horny when hypnosis, all I need is for hypnosis to be involved>>8674103
i came here for porn not to hear about this
>>8675513faggots like to pretend this is /hsg/ when it isn't and never will be.
>>8675593As long as its the only consistent HS thread on 4chan, it will be used as that
>>8675613fuck off to pisscord with the rest of your tulpas
>>8675593All I ask is that they post content, any other /hsg/ schenanigans are harmless.
>>8673853the haters wont admit this but jade is really cute in this one
>>8675899We love a cute Jade, don't we folks
>>8675899>hatersWhat's there to hate? There's no dog benis
i like normal human pussy jade and futa jade too because im not a chud
>>8675441Given that she probably doesn't washThat cave probably smells like the dankest of pussiesIf you walk through you can see some imprints and dents in the wall where she humped it
Jade is a trans coded character
Jade is a slut coded character
Jade is a mom coded character
>>8675970Because Hussie fucking hates her?
>>8675993because Hussie made her depressed and lead a life of questionable decisions that are both rooted in and further exacerbate her depression
>>8675994And her inability to get pregnant
>>8675937basado
>>8675899I prefer small-tits jade desu so it’s alright with meI guess that hand’s pretty big, but aside from that it’s a nice pic>>8675938Cats are pretty clean comparatively. They spend a substantial amount of their time each day self-grooming - even moreso when you consider that they sleep for most of the day. They’re one of the cleanest animals
Wew lad
>>8675623Weird nipples but otherwise really cute.
>>8675991i could never jlink my jlits to this, she looks too silly.
>>8676040Cats may do that but this nepetaShe probably skips the being clean part so she can draw and goon more
>>8675937I am neutral on Jade having a penis as long as she puts it to good use, which is fucking girls.
nepeta is NOT hot, and i dont like SMELLY girls!!!!
>>8676156She is BOTH of these things and you WILL like it!
What if Nepeta smelled like sex instead of dead animals
>>8675991>phantomarcade inspired artstyleNo, thanks!
>>8676217cum
what was the name of that homestuck smut game that was being developed? any news?
>>8676228I don't remember the name but I think it's just a passion project by one guy so I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you.
>>8676228>>8676229What I hate about passion projects is that the creators never release all the artwork after they stop working on it. Hopefully this time will be different.
Where do people sell fanmerch nowadays? If I wanted to buy some stickers or keychains or enamel pins or something. Is etsy still the big one?
>>8676279People don’t sell fanmerch nowadays
>>8676335Eh, you'll still find stuff on etsy. Nothing huge but I got a karkat charm for my car keys... my kar keys...
>>8676349beep beep meow
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>>8676370she just, she just looks too silly, i cant jork.
>>8676493Girl is devouring that cock
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>>8676576Okay I think that's enough catgirl sucking cock
how did i manage to cobble together enough cash buy this thread a train ticket to nepeta blowjob city, jesus christ
>>8676595My client Nepeta would like to send you to blowjob city
im flustered.
>>8676601Same
why does /co/ still ban homestuck threads
>>8676732Yeas of hsg broke the janitors and mods so it's shadow banned
>>8676791>>8676794Hot damn
>>8676595One time special on the Nepeta Blowjob Express
>>8676370damn karkats been working out
>>8676349karkatin a kat karhehehe
>>8676791Oh hey, Aradia art I haven't seen, thank you
Nepeta is huge and uses her size to bully Karkat, which leads to him getting her pregnant.
>>8676989karkat impregnate nepeta, got it
>>8676989Nepeta is smol and can bully Karkat just fine anyway
>>8677019to me both terezi and nepeta are smol, ones plump and ones slim (either one fits either) and karkats a tall lanky lad (buff guy after equius training) and they can both still bully karkat just fine and get plapped as punishment
>>8677055Nepeta and Terezi absolutely need some side-by-side bonebulging from Karkat
While we're on the subject of Karkat, I have a possibly controversial opinion: Solkat is the best Karkat yaoi ship.
>>8677091hell the fuck yes they make out in front of him to get him hard then they slam their asses on his dick
>>8677119EriKat and it isn’t even close
>>8677145Erikat is a nice ship, I just like Solkat better personally because I find their dynamic more interesting.Pretty much any Karkat yaoi ship is better than Davekat, that's for sure.
>>8677119Could I interest you in Karkat/Dirk?What if dating Karkat ruined the bad Strider instead of the good one
>>8677156I like Karkat too much to put him through that.
built for BMC (big mutantblood cock)
>>8677156nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo
>>8676145I don't mind the futa stuff on its own, I just hate how every futa drawing makes her blackCurrent Homesmut artists are allergic to drawing white people
>>8677307nah i love women of all colors as long as they don't have dicks
>>8677307I hate to break it to you but the venn diagram of retarded futafags and the BBC weird racists with a complex that draw her as an ugly hulking monster is a circleLike follows like
>>8677307It doesn't help that the artists drawing it are retarded trans"women" like you gotta learn they aren't drawing futa they're drawing tranny art. The sooner you realize there's a difference between the two the easier it's to understand why homestuck art is so bad now
>>8677314I don't know, I've seen a lot of cis artists drawing it too. Personally, I don't give a shit about what gender someone identifies as, I just think the art is ugly
>>8677322Also not all the trans art is bad, I have seen some FtM art that is cute (I don't think it makes much sense for the trolls since they're hermaphrodites anyways but I honestly don't care as long as artists aren't shoving their race fetish into it)
wish there was more art of john and jane together, most recent one i could find is from 2013
>>8677322>I don't know, I've seen a lot of cis artists drawing it too.I went through #homesmut and the last 10 bedicked Jades were by a trans things. So I'm not sure what you're talking about
>>8677336I guess it might just be the specific Homesmut artists/spaces I'm in
whatever the case i think the whole romance drama of "terezi decides to hatefuck gamzee in secret while karkat spergs about and dave wins by doing absolutely nothing" while rose suddenly becomes drunksagashould be burned to death
>>8677350i think rose taking up her mother's alcoholism could have been an interesting plot thread, honestly.it didn't turn out that way. but it could have!
>>8677314You might be obsessed when you're searching for the thing you hate to prove a point.More seriously, whether or not that's true now, it definitely wasn't the case in Homesmut's heyday (ironically). A bunch of artists were into girls with dicks fucking each other without it being a trans thing. Probably because Mindwipe was making so much of it early on. Also completely cis women artists like Crablouse.If any artists now are being weird about trans stuff, it's because all the fanartists left are insane.
>>8677179i’m ace but Terezi hornlaughing while someone eats her out is pretty hot
where does her lusus fit into the gooner nepeta narritive. are they proud? dissapointed? disgusted?
>>8677357>You might be obsessed when you're searching for the thing you hate to prove a point.I'm not as bootyblasted as some in this thread over it what I was merely trying to explain to that anon why the issue he has exists now. Proving a point is just a bonus since people try to weasel out of the tranny truth>More seriously, whether or not that's true now, it definitely wasn't the case in Homesmut's heyday (ironically).Correct because trans people hadn't ruined the fandom so much back then>A bunch of artists were into girls with dicks fucking each other without it being a trans thing.Also correct but now artists make it a trans thing, hence June being a thing and not just a cute R63 John characterLike I'm not going to deny the past just like I don't want people to deny the present. Futa=/=Trans
>>8677363This thread is my only exposure to the state of Homestuck, so I guess I'll take your work for it.
>>8677355i understand your interest but personally i dont see the point in it, i just want rose and dave to bang and itll be easy living from there
>>8672499Imagine all the hot Lysanthum art we will never get to see
to everyone who said caliborn's the only good part of act 6you were all completely correcti deem him worthy
>>8677355it's too bad homestuck only has archetypes and memes instead of actual characters.
Dear James “La Rocha” Sanches Gonzales. Pls give me one sex scene between Rosebot and Dirkamina and I will give you $100 a month on your shilltreon. Thank you and hello.-t. Anon
No one care
>>8677528Dear James “La Cucaracha” Sanchez Gonzalez
>>8677528>>8677549It’s always been a bit fun y to me how on the one hand you have Radiation, and then what’s left here is a fucking Roach of all things
>>8677569Even funnier how they’re both equally ignorant posers
Working on a Jane, how she lookin.
>>8677607boobylicious and great hair
>>8677609Thanks. Thinking of having her wear a shirt with a phrase on it. Something like either SQUEEZE ME or FREE HUGS. Any suggestions are appreciated.
>>8677611you shouldn’t ask me because i’ll just ask you to make it say “Vriska hypnotized me into doing this” or whatever
>>8677156Either they end up on a pile of smuppets trying one-up each other in self-flagellation, or they recognize all their bad habits in each other and hatefuck so hard there’s no more room to hate themselves. No inbetween.
>>8677626I dont tihnk I can fit that on the shirt.
>>8677626>you shouldn’t ask meAnd yet you felt the need to answer his question anyways. How self-aggrandizing of you.
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>>8677635>hatefuck so hard there’s no more room to hate themselvesI'm not even gay but I'd read this fic. I'm a sucker for Karkat development.
>>8677611my eyes are down here
>>8677611Could go for the classic “MEGA MILK”
>>8677641oh, look, a Russian who thinks hypnosis is gay but beats it to girls getting covered in sweat and piss is hot is mad at me
>>8677710the grammar in this post sucks but i’ll let my insomnia work as a credit towards my hypnofaggotry
>>8677710I don’t think it’s gay, I think the shit you post rarely even qualifies as “porn” in the first place. And maybe that’d fly in >>8668486 , but in here you just sound like Kankri bitching about how much homestuck sex triggers you when you willingly came to the clearly labeled homestuck sex thread.
>>8677731Homestuck sex doesn’t trigger me, i just want to find other people to fap about stuff that isn’t sex, and this is the only place on the website you can talk about Homestuck and my favorite hypnotist, fucksakes
>>8677735You keep going on about hypnosis, but neither Vriska nor Aranea, not even Vrissy, do that. They do mind control. Anyways, if youre going to keep wasting space at least post something, how hard is it to type rule34 homestuck in google and hit enter for fucks sake
>>8677739Vriska and Aranea are shown onscreen more times putting people to sleep with their psionics than they are mind-controlling people, but even if they weren’t, it’s more about what they represent as far as the author’s tastes. Not to say that the actual fiction doesn’t matter, it’s kind of a “both levels at once” thing, but what I’m trying to get across here is that my desires belong here as much as yours and you need to leave me the fuck alone. I’ve already posted art that wasn’t smutty enough for some people in past threads, I’m-You know, what? Fuck this. Thanks for ruining 4chan, normalfucks. I’m gone.
>>8677745I can put someone to sleep by applying a brick to their heads, that doesnt make it hypnosis.>it’s more about what they represent as far as the author’s tastes.You are projecting your shitty fetish on the author. Even if you wanted to make a case, mind control is way more prevalent.>my desires belong here as much as yoursNo they do not. The hypno thread is two blocks down. You've been told this multiple times.>I’m goneYou'll be back in three days, if not sooner.
>>8677753Still leaving, but the hypnosis thread is a. dead, and b. full of mind control shit that doesn’t arouse me.
>>8677760Look at that you're already back, and still incapable of doing a google search i see.
>>8677760That sounds like a skill issue that could be solved by posting hypnosis in the hypnosis thread instead of making it our problem, anon.
>>8677773>skill issueFuck this site. Go watch Civvie 11 and suck right here, fagtard.
>>8677607Looks more like Kanaya than Jane rn Tbh. The hair’s off if you wanted it to be Jane - she’s got a more central hair point and a smaller side/back hair point, but she only has that on one side. Here you got 3 points, which looks off.
