Ask the Opposite Gender Anything - lazy Sunday edition. old >>31490226
>>31492968First for the grand art.
Men, would a woman eating two donuts during a first coffee date be a red flag? Assuming she's a healthy weight.
>>31492968Ladies, Would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>31492981Not at all.
>>31492981no. only mildly jealous. I can't do any carbs.
Fuck, why am I so god damn horny? This is fucking bullshit.
>>31492981She can pick a steak and eat it whole with her bare hands if she's splitting the bill with me, that I care more about.
>>31492986Why ask questions you already know the answer to?>no
>>31492986No. But I married a guy with a chubby and bald dad, so it will come for me.
>>31492990This was me last weekend but now I don't even have the motivation to jerk off, lol.
>>31492992>Why ask questions you already know the answer to?
>>31492995I've literally jerked off twice today. Still want to go again. Annoying as shit.
>>31492997Sounds like it's time for a goon seshclear your schedule and just keep jacking off
>>31492997I've already done it thrice todayGet on my level
>>31492997Those are rookie numbers. I literally spent all of Saturday and Sunday last weekend jerking off.
>>31492981I don't think I'd even notice something so innocuous
>>31492999>>31493001>>31493002Gooning sucks. I get bored fast. I need sex. Actually I need to bend my chubby blonde ex over and give her backshots.
DON'T EVEN AT ME IF YOUR DICK AIN'T BLEEDING
>>31493007one time, I jacked off so much I ripped the skin
>>31493007I've still got a raw spot on my dick a week later lmao
>>31493007>men bragging about bleeding from masturbating for a couple hours, while I can comfortably schlick for a day and the worst of the rawness still won't lead to open woundsTruly the weaker sex.
Mfs be fat, unemployed, with a shitty haircut, dressing like a school shooter, using a 3 in 1 shampoo, no skin routine, doing no social activities, haven’t talked to a woman since they were forced to at work or school and complain that only Chads get girlfriends. Bro just help yourself nobody else can. Coming from an ex-incel by the way.
>>31493016You only bleed if you don't have enough lubrication. Which is a common problem for guys, but still.
>>31493018Foid hands.
>>31493018Only one of those things is accurate about me though.
>>31493016I'm going to sand that clit off.
Continuing from last thread, I agree that getting first dates from Tinder actually is easy because Chads just want to fuck them, so foids appreciate going on dates more. The dates are often underwhelming though and the bitches always ask the same "gotcha" questions like "what is your most controversial opinion? why don't you have a gf? who did you vote for?". So the meetings never go beyond 1-2 dates because you somehow failed her shit-test.I stopped bothering with dates for this year unless the girl is really special and shows that she doesn't play retarded games. I haven't met someone like that yet, so I only do hook-ups and cut off bitches quickly.
>>31493020>Which is a common problem for guysI mean, the dicks produce lubrication through pre cum, but it's like... only women make a mess when theymasturbate, I like my hands feeling clean and dry
>>31493025Bitch do your worst. After half a day, I can strum it like a guitar and I don't even cry anymore.
>>31493018Im just fat and poorly dressed tho
There's a rumor going around on /pol/ that there are foids on this board?What the fuck are you doing on my incel appreciation site?>Verification not required.
>>31493030Need to find me a girl so I can finally live out my forced orgasm fetish.
>>31493032It's only raped trash old hags in their 30s who come here to shit on lonely men after they get pumped and dumped for the 100th time. Nobody of value comes here.
>>31493033To be honest, at that point, the orgasms stop feeling good and it just becomes a way to satisfy boredom, feel edgy, and subtly harm myself. Not something sexy or fun even with a guy involved.
Why does he keep calling me a term of endearment if he says I would be wasting my time??he did it AGAIN with the good morning and I feel so so hurt is autism really this serious because this feels almost maliciously intentional.
>>31493037Yeah, I mean it's obviously a sadism thing, for me, that is.
>>31493039Oh, okay. I thought you wanted to force a gf to have a good time, not a bad one. Though I guess that's very mild as far as sadism could go.
>>31493031>>31493023Fix those things. >>31493021Nah but what does it matter in this case. All those are good points.
>>31493040Yeah, I'm not so much on wounds and flesh getting hurt.I squirm at the sight of blood.
>>31493038uhhh bick a baby back >.<
>>31493035Hey! I'm just old.
>>31493042Same. I guess it's the best case scenario if I had to have a sadist bf. Already own all the equipment for it, too.
>>31493033Are forced female orgasms even real? I've only ever come accidentally with a satisfyer and that only happened twice before I got used to it. Climaxing with someone else in the room still requires a herculean amount of communication and focus with the exact same tools I use to get off in 2 minutes on my own
>>31493041>Nah but what does it matter in this case. All those are good points.Foid. Hands.
>>31493044Stop being old.
>>31493050Can't, sowwy. The only other option is being dead, and I'm having too much of a good time.
Do female orgasms start internally before you start to notice them? Gf and I bought a toy for me to use on her. Everytime I tried to pull it away right before she came she would have an orgasm anyway.
>>31492981Men absolutely do not give a shit about stuff like this
>>31493016Never seen that before. Some guys have only one side red because of the way they masturbate but they’re not sores.
>>31493047I think it's less about "forcing it" and more about helping a girl build up to it, but not stopping after the high, it's an overstimulation kink play. so the girl has to work with you
>>31493053It's like a sneeze at the start. Once the peak is reached, it has to be actively sabotaged to stop, not just left alone.
>>31493043what?
>>31493018Wait, am i supposed to use 3 shampoos???
>>31493052There's the real fountain of youth in Iraq.
>>31493048Ok say I’m a woman then. So this means you shouldn’t better yourself? You showed them man. Help yourselves before you end up like this guy.
>>31492981Every single woman I know eats like a fucking pig and still looks skinny as a rail, not at all.
>>31492981Green flag for me, I like a woman who can eat>tfw once I bought a 5-pack of donuts from Sainsbury's and my housemate ate them allDated a girl with an eating disorder who was obsessed with keeping an hourglass and it made me sad. I would much rather date a fatso who didn't worry about eating
What do women think of /adv/?What do men think of /adv/?
>>31493018>I became Chad later so, so can you!You were never an incel you were just a late bloomer.
>>31493018>shampoo>skin routineEvery man knows you only need that shit if you're caking your face in make up everyday and dying your hair. Roastie cunt detected.
>>31493018>fat, unemployed, with a shitty haircut, dressing like a school shooter, using a 3 in 1 shampoo, no skin routineMeanwhile I know guys like this with cute gfs because they don't skip this step>doing social activities>>31493038Sounds like emotional manipulation to me lass, he is weaponinsing how kind/forgiving you are to continue his pity party
>>31493071>What do men think of /adv/?Probably the worst (best) place to get advice on the internet
>>31493073>Every man knows you only need that shit if you're caking your face in make up everyday and dying your hair. Roastie cunt detected.I'm a woman but no. I don't dye my hair, don't use make up, and I look 10x better with skincare and haircare. My husband looks so much hotter now that I take care of his skin and hair.
>>31492981Nah it’s fine unless she’s fat or chewing with her mouth open. It’s attractive seeing a slim woman enjoy a decent amount of food.
>>31493053>>31493057Yeah I honestly come harder if the stimulation stops once I'm on the edge. Can't do it myself because I don't have the willpower to stop there. I obviously notice it but it's hard to communicate to a partner when I'm on the edge because it doesn't look like anything, might last for a long time and I'm just frozen and flatlining in the head while it's happening.
>>31493073>he doesn't use shampoo
>>31493080I use water and soap you tranny fuck,
LilyAnaEmilyNicoleDanielaBellaAmandaI miss you.
>>31493063Nah just shampoo, conditioner and body wash ofcDepending on your hair type, mousse, oils etc. if you want to be extra
>>31493073Just pick up a face wash, face cream, and body cream for after the shower. Makes a big difference.
>>31493081You wash your hair with soap? 19th Century much??
>>31493074my physical body feels so tired and weak after dealing with him for weeks it is starting to be really painful. my chest feels really heavy lately and especially right now.
>>31493077Who the fuck asked you, you cum dumpster cunt?
>>31493089Don't take to thread mommy like that>>31493088): sounds like it is taking an emotional toll and very one-sided. Take care of yourself too lass
>>31493072I have the same reply to you as I did for the guy who called me a female >>31493067. What if I was a late bloomer? That means you shouldn’t help yourself?
>>31493082B E L I N D A
>tfw doing AI grunt bullshit work>tfw evaluating images for promoting stereotypes and homogeneity/unrealistic beauty standards etc.>tfw the bot keeps generating images of sultry blonde Stacies with big blue eyes and boobs noooo how could you do this where is muh diversity le heckin' AI is eeeevil also please show me more pics for science
Man here. I have bettered myself recently (am fitter, take good care of my skin, am confident in what I wear and have become more attractive as a result). My wife, at home, has lost any will to be “romantic” with me. Not even the right word, its just she wont stop slouching or burping or farting. I hold that stuff in when she is around but she refuses to for me and it is really off putting. I tried asking her about it but she gets mad when I broach the subject. I want to hit the reset button on this, i want her to do effort into being an attractive human to me at home, not just when she is out and about… im so desperate.
>>31493101No. I got triggered by anons being nice earlier and now I'm stuck feeling stupid and confused.
>>31493095I'm busy in another thread so I didn't reply to "helping yourself" earlier, what people like you don't realize is incelism is biological, it is not about fitness, finance, or personality, especially not personality.When I was my most well groomed I actually got asked out less. Women do not care about grooming no matter what they tell you, they will lick the shit off Chads asshole if he is good looking enough.I love working out but women themselves say that it doesn't matter.Financemaxxing is literally asking for gold diggers to be your only dating pool.Women are only attracted to the biological and predetermined.Even if you have an attractive physique (ie women only notice if you have a good looking face) then women will still feel turned off if you say you work hard to keep it up, many will actually find it an ick.I better myself and help myself for my personal health, and for my own goals, but you are delusional if you think it will help you with women, and it might even inspire a sense of entitlement when your expectations are shattered and women still do not want you.You are either an incel period or you are not, there is no inbetween.
Got dumped by ex gf in early march, amicably. I went no contact and she reached out for my bday in may and we chatted for a bit but the convo fizzled out and I didn't reply because I've been super busy with work etc. We share one form of 'social media' - she stalks my Spotify, listens to all my playlists, all the same songs etc. I'd say I'm pretty over her, and getting passed the missing her stage. What's the deal? Why is she stalking me on Spotify. Was thinking of asking her to meet for coffee to see how's she's getting on. Bad idea? Ideally female thoughts, ta
>>31493101Good though I haven't been able to coom in a few days hence all the hornyposting
I need to make myself go shit before I leave on this day trip but I lack the conviction.
>>31493100They are precious princesses. We need to have a higher tax on brunettes for breathing the same air as blonde goddesses.
>>31493107I find it ironic that you posted a Regular Show meme along with your incel rantIf Mordo and Rigby can get play so can you
>>31493113I mean don't get me wrong I also love a brunette bad bitchBut if there's one thing that's based about you Americans it's your glorification of blondesThe AI is coming for meee
Oh boy the stinky retarded Pajeet attentionwhore is back, what a joyThat's sarcasm by the way, ENTJ. I know your poo-in-the-loo caveman brain sometimes can't pick up on language complexities like that.
>>31493115Not ED, more like sleeping on someone's couch and having no privacy lolActually wait I did fap last night I'm talking absolute shite rn (almost got caught in the act by the cat tho)
>>31493103I don't really know what to suggest man other than to start enjoying her burps/factsIdk maybe I'm just fucking weird but I find it hot when a cute girl burps in my face
>>31493116I'm not American, I just recognize that the peak of female beauty are blondes with blue eyes. You can't mog a gorgeous blonde girl.
>>31493121>Pornhub premiumBut Rule34 is free >>31493123 What a babe <3>>31493117Strong jaw = strong woman
Do men care that most blondes are not naturally blonde?
State genderWould you date a model? A professional one, not an Instagram model.
>>31493118Nta but racist much?? Indian YouTube tutorials teach me things every day like how to fix the boiler
>>31493128Yes. I get the ick if I see your black roots.
>>31493113Man why do you love Vera so much? She's bogged af. I get her ass is nice but it's fake now.>>31493067Implying I'm an incel.
He is Swedish?
>>31493129F. Probably not.
>>31493108Bad idea. Let her be and move on.
>>31493134You’d be shocked at how hard it is to tell. Jennifer Anniston Sydney Sweeney Scarlett Johansson and Margot Robbie are all naturally brunette.
>>31493084I just use hand soap for everything.
>>31493128Nah, blonde is blonde and I'm here for it>>31493129M, yeah I went out with a girl (old highschool acquaintance) who did actual modelling gigs. Stunning tall black girl way out of my league. She was very sweet but I think we just wanted different things desu. She travelled a lot for work so I think just wanted to hookup when she was in town, I didn't want to catch feefees. She was also very insecure but then so am I lol. So I suppose it just depends on the situation and chemistry but there can be a lot of caveats
>>31493135"Bogged af" is crazy. I don't think she had any work done on her face yet and her boobs are still small. She def got some butt work done, but I love that she doesn't have any retarded tattoos nor piercings. It's hard to find girls like that.
why do men use me as a therapist when I am trying to find someone to be withI am physically affected by this now and it has taken a toll on my body and I feel weak, tired, and a heaviness on my chest.
>>31493147She 100% got lipo and facial work. And her ass got fixed up too. Idk all those insta models are fake. Vera is damn hot but like, look at someone like Lindsay Capuano.
>>31493110>get to torture qt by hornyposting about liking young guys so he can feel a single fraction of how horny I am all the time
>>31493128Yeah. Fake blonde is worse than natural. Makes you look vain and insecure.
girlsif you only ever had "ok" sex but never amazing sex with your boyfriend, would you leave him?
>>31493152I'm getting ooold though Mrs. Hags
>>31493155No.
>>31493128I don't care about hair colour to begin with so beyond questioning their priorities it doesn't bother me.
>>31493148Jeez. cut him off.
>>31493156Fuck you.
>>31493159you are fine with mediocre sex?
world would be more peaceful if everyone were some shade of white and only had differing hair colors based on "race"Basically anime
>>31493148From seeing your posts, you seem like an empath with a very caring personality who puts others first. I presume some guys can sense that and unfortunately take advantage of it. Nobody should be making you feel this way though, you need to be strong and set boundaries and look after yourself. Relationships and such should always be a two-way street imo and it should not feel like a struggle or that you are guilted into looking after a person. It doesn't mean you have to be selfish but just know your own worth. I think once you start projecting more of that confident secure aura (not saying you are not but just theorising) the people you meet and your connections will be better for it.>t. some asshole on the internet
>>31493164Yeah. It's not ideal, but also not something I'd break up with someone over.
>>31493166>world would be more peaceful ifNo it wouldn't.
The horniness is actually deeper than just my dick. What the hell?
>>31493128Yes, completely, I see blonde, I expect blonde, not dirty blonde, none of that, undyed roots are literally the worst, and if I saw them I'd throw up, actual bald women are more attractive than unnatural blondes. It is actually one of the biggest turn offs in a woman, maybe, maybe if she were a straight up bimbo who's getting implants and a bbl for me I'll allow it, otherwise no, absolutely disgusting.
>>31493166It would change nothing, bigots would still be bigoted.
>>31493168have you had "amazing" sex before? Or are you a virgin? gf just broke up with me because sex is not good
>>31493161Who was talking to you, smelly pajeet? Go make another tutorial video or go jump in front of a train while making a tiktok. Chop chop.
>>31493173>have you had "amazing" sex before?Yeah. I'm sorry that happened to you.
>>31493172>having preferences=bigot
>>31493170Sometimes I get a heart boner and really affectionate towards women for no reason.
>>31493179This is not a loving boner, this is a "I need to feel your sweaty thighs wrapped around my hips while I wrestle your tongue into submission" boner.
Gender?Thoughts on the male vs female gaze makeup? https://www.tiktok.com/@madddnot/video/7380408094045621536
>>31493163>Fuck youI'm waiting>>31493166>everyone were some shade of whiteHitler is that you?>Basically animeIt's ironic to me how anime has become more homogenous and whitewashed overtimeAnyway just no. Did you never read The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss? Segregation amplifies contention
>>31492968Thoughts on my cousin's cat, Eva?
>>31493185>I'm waitingYou're lucky you're protected by an entire ocean or else I'd call your bluff, you dick.
>>31493178What the fuck are you talking about?
>>31493186They're better off than you realize.
>>31493183M, idk she's a hottie tho>>31493188Didn't you use to swim? Put those breathing techniques to good use.Unironically though if you come to my country I'll marry you
>>31493183FTerms male and female gaze are bs and I can't take anyone seriously who uses them.
>>31493188Qt is afraid of sex and probably can't get hard due to anxiety.
>>31493191She's not grumpy, she was just sleepy in that picture
>>31493193How soon will you be ready to help support a family with a baby?
>>31493197Life might be hard but anxiety makes he harder desu
>>31493183The male gaze on make up is "I don't care.">But no- men just don't reali--Bitch shut the fuck up, we were fucking you while you had uncombed hair, a scar from a bear slash to the face, with weeks of dirt on your skin because the last time we found a lake was 12 days ago during the nomadic period in 40,000 bc, we do not fucking care. The male gaze exists, but when we tell you fuck make up we meant it, we do not care.It would be funny if she did a clown face or something on that side, but no it's just a bunch of schizophrenic shit women think about men.Every time women go "Men think we all want Chad they're so schizo." that is what you girls actually do when you talk about make up.No bitch, no we don't care. We don't even know what the fuck a "brow wing" or "spot conceal" is.
>>31493197I can fix hi(s dick)m.
>>31493199tfw no will ever talk like this to me
>>31493199Can't we just get a cat instead? Ok fine, I'm supposed to be doing my online job rn so ttyl>>31493203inb4 moid hands>>31493204Just waste enough time being obnoxious on the internet and it's inevitable
>>31492968Men will refuse to do housework in fear of appearing gay but make jokes about railing their friends.
>>31493208>talking about a baby drives a guy awayEvery time. Maybe babytrapping really is my only option.
>>31493207>I AM THE MAN - I KNOW EVERYTHING.OK what's 3959295858 times 2939593949Didn't think so moron>>31493213Not doing housework is actually gay. So you want to use a toilet and the same kitchenware that your roommates/riends have used and you haven't cleaned? Hella gay
>>31493177what would you say is the difference between mediocre and amazing sex?
>>31493213In ancient roman times being gay was less about being fucked in the ass and more about reputation and how you carried yourself, the same applies today, hope this helped.
>>31493207You clearly don't know where the clit is
>>31493214I mean most guys want kids I'm just a nutcase But it's not like I'm opposed to kids either>babytrappingAre you forgetting that you don't like cum? Problematic much?
>>31492968State gender What would you do if you and your best friend fell in love with the same person?
>>31493208>Just waste enough time being obnoxious on the internet and it's inevitableNah, my style doesn't translate over the internet at all like yours does.
>>31493223MFight to the death Jk let him have her
>>31493203That's not how it works. You would start questioning if he finds you attractive. That's why qt has slept with several girls and never fucked them, nor dated them after that. His penis was completely soft while in bed with those girls.
>>31493222I think my desperation for a kid could overcome my disdain for jizz. And in fact, my aversion would probably work well for babytrapping since you wouldn't expect it. It's the perfect crime.
>>31493216For me, amazing sex is one where I feel deep emotional connection and intense physical pleasure.
>>31493185white people are the most beautiful, I just want to put everyone at that base level of beauty
>>31493229Nope. I could get it working.
>>31493227Maybe try real life then like normal people>>31493229>His penis was completely soft while in bed with those girlsNah bro I was harder than Dwayne>>31493230>It's the perfect crimeDINDU NUFFINMaybe we should just adopt though? Do you really want a bipolar kid?
>>31493235>Maybe try real life then like normal peopleThe outdoors scares me.
>>31493223my best friend is a woman so I'd probably just let her have her and jerk off to the fantasy of them licking each other
>>31493228Base... nevermind. Cuck.
>>31493236Go to an indoor place outdoors then>>31493238I mean plenty of fish in the sea and bros before hoes
A female friend who I've been speaking to recently and not sure how to read the situation. She seems kinda interested in person. We were talking about hiking and I made some places for a recommendation, and then the following day decided to go to the place I recommended and she told me how much she enjoyed it. I suggested another time if she wants someone to join her I'd be down, and she replied that she will let me know but is going away for a few months but will be good to go when she gets back. I responded okay sounds good.Was my response passive aggressive/dismissive? I didn't mean it like that but I wonder that may be how it comes off. And is her response lightly letting me down or is she interested? Not sure how to read the situation, especially with her randomly going where I suggested so soon.
>>31493237Is your bestie attracted to women
>>31493235I am going to be pregnant someday soon, that is nonnegotiable.
How does one tell if you’re just the nice guy she’s settling for
>>31493223F. I'd be concerned, her taste in men is trash.Honestly, if we both got a crush on the same guy we'd probably both shoot our shot and let him choose.
>>31493232>white people are the most beautifulHard disagree but OK >>31493247I wish you luck At least if you get pregnant we'll have more material to tease you about
>>31493240>Go to an indoor place outdoors thenNot like that. I'm not agoraphobic, just have social anxiety.
Do broken people just attract each other? Qt was molested by his aunt and jh by her uncle.
>>31493242Nah I don't think so To be honest we're not super SUPER close but I don't have very many friends and she's the only one I easily vibe with.
>>31493223Idk. Probably admit I also love her and ask to have a poly relationship with them.
>>31493128I already like brunettes more so to me a girl that is a fake blonde essentially ruined her looks for no good reason.
>>31493259>poly relationshipThat never works out
>>31493254>just have social anxietyMood>>31493256Bro is writing his own headcanon
>>31493256shut the fuck up already got damn
>>31493252Thanks. Also if I were pregnant, I'd be so happy that absolutely no amount of shitposting could bother me.
>>31493268Okay that's actually cute lol (':Anyway I need to work now bye
I am already fucking over this day and it's not even 7am yet.
>>31493262Who are you calling a faggot you ugly bitch
>>31493264I know. But for the sake of the hypothetical I'd give it a try. If I'm going to lose my best friend ever over a mutual love interest, I'd at least admit my feelings to her and try whatever could possibly work.
>>31493241I wouldn’t put too much stock into it especially because >”I’ll let you know,”>is also going away for a few months “I’ll let you know,” is generally not a good indicator of interest. You responded exactly how you should have and now you leave it alone and you wait to see if she reaches out. Don’t contact her unless she reaches out first. Also for future reference, instead of recommending a place to her and then later telling her to let you know if she’d like company, ask her out directly instead by saying “I know a really good place to hike we should check out soon,” And if she says yes or agrees you offer her a day or time or ask what her schedule is like. Direct. Have frame. Be masculine
>>31493262>There is nothing to be afraid of anymore it’s just women and children everywhere nowYeah, I guess. You ever had a knife held up to you? Shit like that made me pretty spooked.
>>31493223I don't have a best friend.
>>31493273Mania in a nutshell.>>31493265>MoodYou literally go to parties and raves. I get spooked leaving my apartment. We are not the same.
>>31493269Good luck with work. Don't think about sex.
>>31493273I'm a virgin. You however, are batshit insane.
>>31493265Bruh, you said it yourself when you were having a meltdown.>>31493267It's a reasonable question. Should broken people even have children? A child of JH and qt would be a basketcase, but JH is too old to have children anyway, fortunately.
>>31493288Thing is that where I grew up it's still shit, but it's slightly less shit. Idk man, where the fuck do I even begin to re-enter the world?
>>31493275I rechecked the message she didn't say I'll let you know, that was the vibe I got from it but she actually said "okay I will!", not sure if that changes anything.
>>31493100In a perfect worldevery women would be black
>>31493291Normal pills. Now.
I'm fucking done.
>>31493296My answer stays the same Just offer her concrete plans man none of this “let me know” shit Women generally like guys who will take charge of that shit.
>>31493300That's actually not a bad idea. Thanks man.
>>31493304Why?
>>31493310I’d rather see a ton of incel shit posting than this garbage
>>31493306If she already likes you, it doesn't matter how you ask her out lol
>>31492968I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3
>>31493306>My answer stays the sameAlso with "okay i will!" being not a good indicator of interest? thanks anon will be more direct otherwise.
>>31493326Leave him alone, bro.
>>31493325Yes I just think as a man you should be offering the woman specific plans when you ask her out. She’ll make it easy for you but you still need to take the reigns IMO. >>31493327Maybe she’ll let you know. Maybe she won’t. Why not just actually ask her out instead of telling her to let you know if she wants company.
>>31493338>Why not just actually ask her out instead of telling her to let you know if she wants company.Usually I would be more direct but we work together and due to some other circumstances around it I don't want to be too direct.
>>31493283>literally go to parties and ravesOnly occasionally now and I'm still really shy until I get warmed up and in the zone. Also, alcohol lol. It's a dark setting where no one is really looking at you, you can just get lost on the dancefloor in your own worldI struggle with more intimate social parties and pubs etc., last night I was so close to just going home cause I was on the periphery of every conversation, only after quite a few beers I started to joke a bit more and have a laugh with people, but it was still awkward. I ended up playing more with the kids and the dogs than talking to adults lolAnyway, different degrees and all that, I appreciate you might have it a lot worse than me. Hell I haven't really eaten anything today cause I feel too awkward using the shared kitchen, might just go out and buy food lol
>>31493356Thanks Qt. Its really only gotten bad since my ex left. I used to bartend for christs sake. My social skills die hard when they aren't used. But when I'm at full power I'm pretty damn good at being social. I have a lot of playful and IDGAF energy so I gotta get over the hurdle.
>>31493353I met my current gf at work. She already knows what you’re doing by trying to text her and make plans with her or offering her company. Wether you were direct or indirect, she knows exactly what you’re getting at and the message is still the same. You might as well own your shit and actually ask the woman on a date. Or don’t. I don’t know what your circumstance is. My girlfriend works in a completely different department under a different manager and we hardly ever actually see each other at work.
>>31493349Booba
We'll have a storm nowand an earthquake if you like. You must stand aside nowout of danger.
>>31493287I was probably chatting shit. Also, rude, JH is pretty level-headed despite her quirks>>31493285>Don't think about sexThis is like saying "don't think of a purple elephant" and then you think of one>>31493298I guess you could say it would be blackpilled?>>31493302The Capslock key bro, use it This reminds me of NPD anon, is it you bro?>>31493364>used to bartend for christs sakeI feel you, I have this weird thing where I'm fine in customer service jobs playing a role, but really shy day to day. Sorry to hear about it ending with your gf. At least you can recognize your positive qualities, so I suppose it's just a case of overcoming those hurdles so you can showcase them
>>31493372Yeah, JH is adorable, even when she's in a bad mood.
>>31493369Nigga lmao. This is a bit far just to prove a point.>>31493372>Sorry to hear about it ending with your gf.All good, been about 7ish weeks now. I've been blogging about it every step of the way here lol. Yeah I just gotta go outside. Its scary doing it alone but no one's gonna help me. Plus I've never had trouble making friends I just gotta put myself in situations for it.
>>31493360https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30834460/#q30835084No you don't lol
>>31493374Yeah dude it sounds like you do have the skills if you've never had trouble making friends and have had a gf etc., just a case of getting out of your comfort zone a bit, good ol exposure therapy and I'm sure you can get back in there
What for breakfast? Eggs and sausage? Or slider burgers with an over easy egg on top?
>>31493373She is a cute tsundere. I've been bullying her for years
>>31493380Thanks Qt, much love brother.
>>31493383>Eggs and sausage?Gotta go with this bro
>>31493383Eggs and sausage.
>>31493389They’re jalepeno cheddar sausages
Hello, women. Imagine that someone is trying to bother you and your boyfriend when walking in a public place and the boyfriend chooses to ignore the abuser and walk away. Would you be bothered by him not turning around to fight, or would you rather just leave the situation?
>>31493384>NTR'd by QTit's ogre
>>31493375>NO MAN ALLOWS HIS OWN WIFE TO SUCK DICK LIKE ITS SOME CONQUERED WOMAN GOOD ONLY FOR RAPE. UR SO IDIOTIC, ITS UNBELIEVABLE. U ARE THE ARCHETYPE OF THE SLAVE, OF THE BETA MALE OF THIS WORLD
>>31493394Hey man jokes aside those eggs look absolutely perfect! Good for you bro
>>31492968Retarded tripfaggots ruin everything
>>31493396I wouldn't want him to engage in fights with random strangers.
>>31493388No worries brother <3 no homo
>>31493397I told you anon... I never lose...
>>31493413chad shit fr
>>31493410That’s sweet man. I think I’ve seen you post about your girlfriend before. Sounds pretty cool. I just started seeing a new girl. So far so good. Hoping it works out in the long run lol
Why do people hate on Dane cook? He gets such a bad rep despite being a highly successful comedian in the early 2000s
>>31493423Joke thief, the cardinal sin of comics. And he was kinda like the normie version of comedy. Like the Skyrim of comics.
>>31493423He was annoying asf
>for guysDo you actually have a hard time getting dates?I don't, would be lying if I said many of them went anywhere but that's on me.
>>31493425Explain tho >>31493426Nah man that dude was hilarious in his prime. His humor is like being at a party and there’s some dude there who is just absolutely hilarious.
>>31493427Never tried.
>>31493373My bad mood this morning is eclipsed by my >tfwnotgettingdick feeling.
>>31493369Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you're a manlet also I think I've seen you irl before
>>31493432Which part? I watched a documentary on it and apparently he came in at a time when the standup comedian industry was dying and brought it back. It's just that a lot of his delivery was based around screams and being retarded, not witty punchlines, so TRVKE comedy fans hated him. Like how Skyrim normiefied RPGs and the mainstream loves that game to no end.
>>31493433Why are you even here then?
>>31493441huh
>>31493431Thanks bro It’s been like a month but we’ve made things exclusive. I’ve posted about it here before. She says she’s not used to being vulnerable and open and it takes her time to let her walls down. I am the same way tho. We have fun together nonetheless. She’s coming over later tonight. May cook dinner together depending on what time but we both have to be up early.
>>31493403based truth posterThese faggots are obviously autistic and can't take the hint that they aren't welcome here. >>31493441Attentionwhoring, obviously
>>31493440>screams and being retarded Humor is literally just word play and tonality and syllables tho man. He has some good punch lines too. >bensons animal farm >BnE >creepy guy at work >atheist As some examples of his jokes with pretty funny punch lines. Like have you ever met someone who was just really really funny irl? And they just sound and say funny shit and you can’t explain why? No punch lines. Just the way that they are and the way they talk.
>>31493452>Like have you ever met someone who was just really really funny irl? And they just sound and say funny shit and you can’t explain why? No punch lines. Just the way that they are and the way they talk.Yeah but that's not what the art of standup comedy is. That would be like saying that actors should be more normal and less animated, you know? It's a performance. Like I'm not dissing him, I'm just trying to offer you perspective. I watched Dane Cook growing up and enjoyed it. I'm not into comedy. I'll try and find you the documentary if you're curious.
>>31493434You'll get your dick soon enough.
>>31493452>>31493459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIO1BPfAu1sWatch this.
>>31493455I hope so. She’s fun. Well she’s vegetarian. So I was going to take some fresh tomatoes and make a simple sauce out of them and then hand roll some pasta noodles. I make a fire ass fresh sauce.
>>31493461I literally pray every day that that's the case.
>>31493459No I see what you’re saying. I’ve seen that video. His life story is so sad lmao. What do you think stand up comedy is then? He gets on stage and performs and makes a lot of people laugh. Vicious circle was fuckin huuuuge. Not arguing but just for the sake of conversation
>>31493476Ah yeah. To me it's like theater, you have a set of rules that you kinda have to follow. Like most things, people (like Dane Cook) who break those rules are gonna be reviled. But Carlin is the most obvious example. I enjoy Chapelle and Norm MacDonald a lot. Its all about rhythm, timing, tone, delivery. I think that Cook favoured the latter two much more than anyone else, to the detriment of the first two that everyone else favoured. I just keep hammering the Skyrim metaphor cuz it fits so well. Mass appeal at the expense of a lot of rule breaking of fundamental no-nos.
man get ah next gyal uh bad
If I stealth make another /atoga/ do you think these faggot attentionwhores will stay in this one?
>>31493485Yeah I see what you mean. He definitely relied a lot on energy and presence. But I think it works. Bill Burr is also one of my favorites. I think him and Dane are kinda similar. He has a joke about marriages and coming home and “downloading all of your insecurities” onto the woman at the end of the day and it’s literally just him yelling and imitating a really mad exhausted dude. Hilarious imo
>>31492968More pictures of Eva
>>31493497I genuinely fucking hate Bill Burr because so much of his material is same-y to me. It's pretty much every joke is like you described, middle aged man hates the life he made for himself. But I get the appeal. No shade to what you like, obviously, because at the end of the day, its all about laughs. It's like how Seth Rogan had a prolific acting career even though he just played Seth Rogan. People like what they like, even if its retarded. Norm was always my favourite because sarcasm is fucking funny to me and his stories were always kinda out there. Plus he bagged on trannies, based.
What does it say about me if I like Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle, and Norm Macdonald
>>31493509I don't remember fucking a muslim women but that's definitely my dick. But it's also inverted.
>>31493508cute cat, triangulating your position now
>>31493223fperfect, let’s all date
State gender. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
>>31493521MIts a long, long list. Eating raw peanut butter and homemade edible cookies then walking for 40 minutes only to shit my pants in public is a personal favourite, though.
>>31493497>>31493510Bill Burr hasn't been funny for 10 years. I liked him too. Chappelle became unfunny when he started his tranny and BLM rants instead of actually telling jokes, also hasn't been funny for around 10 years when he came back again. Norm was very good and had a unique style. Comedians just become shit when they become too rich or settled down, they all peaked when their life was in chaos.
>>31493521M,Set off the school fire alarm for playing with an alcohol burner.
>>31493521F. Put my hand inside a machine that I had been told to not put my hand into. It chopped off my finger lolAlso taking back my ex after I found out he cheated on me and lied about it.
>>31493510Who are some do your favorite comedians?
>>31493532bruhdid they reattach your digits?
>>31493535They did. Hurt like fucking crazy for 2 years tho, 0/10 do not recommend amputating your own fingers.
>>31493524Does this prove I'm a girl?
>>31493533To be honest I barely partake in comedy. Dane Cook was just a weirdly easy one for me because I watched vicious circle when it premiered. But Norm is the big one for me. Canadian (he's just like me), I loved him as Death, his style and sarcasm were good as fuck. You'd probably have a more in depth conversation with >>31493527 to be honest. This is not my area of expertise at all. I've heard of some obscurer ones, fucking some British cunt that I forget the name of who died young.
>>31492968State gender Thoughts on Brittany Venti?
>>31493539That's crazy, any aftereffects?full range of motion and sensations?
Are there any funny female comedians?
>>31493521F. AEA.
>>31493552Margaret Chu has made me laugh once.
>>31493552successful people aren't funnyThe secret behind comedy is struggling.
>>31493527>>31493543Also side note I think Pablo Francisco is also terribly under rated. Dude was so good. His bit about the movie preview guy is so fucking funny
>>31493521MOpening up to a woman I was dating, nothing I had done before has ever ruined my life (thus far) as much as that did.Actually wait no sleeping with her probably was period, but no at least if she was still here I'd be forgiving.
>>31493555 cute
>>31493550They're both sort of okay. In terms of motion, I can't do 3 the american way (like pic rel) because I can't move ring and pinky independently without it hurting like crazy.Everything else I can do just fine.Sensation is fine, but everything feels a little off. I was trying to explain it the other day, but everything I touch with that finger feels slightly colder and sharper than it really is.Also cutting my nails is hell.
Men, you are a disgrace when you only respond to F posts. Do better.
>>31493570Shit. sorry to hear that, always heard that physical therapy is a bitch.
>>31493573make more interesting postsAlso I don't reply to F posts because I hate /atoga/ women
>>31493582>Also I don't reply to F posts because I hate /atoga/ womenNow why is that?
This is why negging ALWAYS works by the way.
>>31493588It only works on insecure women.
>>31492968State gender Does everyone know that one girl that somehow always picks the most rubbish men?
>>31493579I didn't do any physical therapy which when I think about it is insane lolI work in healthcare and one of my colleagues is a PT specialized in post hand surgery rehab and I didn't even think that was a thing until I met him. When they took the metal rod that held the finger together they were just "oh you can move it? based, bye". It's mostly fine at this point. Still, don't recommend cutting off your own finger. >>31493593Yeah.
>>31493569Definitely not. Fuck you.
>>31493586they're all damaged goods, physically or mental otherwise>>31493591all women are insecure
>>31493588God I hate that PUA shit Negging is a horribly forced version of playful teasing
>>31493593fno. trash dates but not trash relationships
I wish I was trans...
>>31493603>they're all damaged goods, physically or mental otherwiseI mean, kinda? But literally everyone here is in some form or another. That's the premise.>>31493603>all women are insecureLiterally no.
When is it ok to open up to a woman you’re dating and start being expressive
>>31493598Maybe it's something you can still do? It might help with the pain.
>>31493610When you want to get cucked
>>31493540no. index finger shorter than ring finger proves you have high testosterone and probably a tranny.
>>31493604Hate women instead, they're the ones that can't stop themselves from engaging with neggers.
>>31493610how do you even get a date without opening up?
>>31493617>index finger shorter than ring finger proves you have high testosteroneNTA but based. I'm a high test male then.
>>31493603Oh, like the guys on here are all shining examples of sanity.
>>31493611I've considered asking him. At this point the only time it really hurts is when I cut my nails, everything else is mostly fine. Meh, I see him at work Wednesday, I'll stop him and ask him if there's any exercises I can do to help. You're sweet.
>>31493593No? Maybe?
Girls, thoughs on three way relationship with your bf and your mom?
>>31493552Gilda Radner was pretty funny.
>>31493573AskTheOTHERGenderAnythingDoes that clear things up for you anon?
>>31493625Sounds like a plan, hopefully he can recommend you some exercises that'll help.>You're sweet.lol, thanks
>>31493632Stop being snarky. You know exactly what I mean. I'm not trying to siphon your (You)s but I do see a lot of depression posts that get no replies then you see "F, Cupcake!" with 12 replies. Grr!
State GenderDo you respond to negging posts
>>31493521F Just this morning I was emptying out some trail mix stuff and the bag puffed a certain way, sending trail mix dust into my eyes.
>>31493128I like the fake blonde look desu
>>31493607>>31493621I don't come here to date or flirt so "b-b-but what about the moids?!?" has no bearing on what I do.
>>31493638What are negging posts?
>>31493638MYes.
>>31493639This is why homemade trail mix will always defeat storebought trail mix.
>>31493570What kinda machine was it?
>>31493644It's obviously some femcel who got her feelings hurt over being called damaged goods
>>31493637>Stop being snarky.Just an obvious observation for the oblivious.
>>31493644Negging = negative compliment. Like "you'd look way hotter in this shirt vs the one you're wearing."
>>31493593Yes. Her father also left.
Men, what's the best way to break up with a man if he didn't do anything wrong? It's long distance with no realistic prospect of getting together in person.
>>31493662Ghosting >:)
>>31493662I'm breaking up with you
>>31493666No, Satan
>>31493662>It's long distance with no realistic prospect of getting together in person.That isn't a reason to break up, dumb bitch
>>31493662>It's long distance with no realistic prospect of getting together in person.Literally send him this. The truth.
>gender>you have magically been transformed to the opposite gender, what do you do to your friends?
>>31493677
>>31493652It was a farm machine that processes corn. I don't know the name, sorry.
>>31493680>friends?friends?
>>31493680Friends?
>>31493671>That isn't a reason to break up, dumb bitchYeah it is, what?
>>31493680F NOT hit on them. That's weird, dude...
Actually trying to poop rn but having a hard time... women?
State gender. Have you ever had lower-class neighbours?They will throw their trash and waste on your yards and genuinely, unironically not understand why you would threaten them with violence or the cops over it.When you tell them they should not do it on their yards either because of the smell/pests, they get fuming mad.They will play the most obnoxious, braindead "music" at a high enough volume that the whole street can hear it, and genuinely, unironically not understand why you would gift them a set of headphones. They will never use the headphones either.They let their houses fall into complete disrepair and ruin, and genuinely, unironically not understand why that would be a bad thing. They will get furious if you tell them and they will get even more furious if you offer to fix it FOR FREE. They rejoice in their ruin.They will sit all day on their front yards, climb over fences, get on the roof, and more if it means they get even a second to spy on you: your personal private life is their greatest pleasure; what you do, say and have in your house has more value than their own lives.They will refuse to acknowledge any real problem and its solution, but they will assiduously seek any petty squabble to fight over. They will go out of their way to gossip, slander, antagonize, to coax you into murder. Seeing their worthlessness, they long for death.They will never leave you alone. They will do everything in their power to get your attention. They will get fuming mad if you ignore them and fuming mad if you do not. In their souls are carved the words "I AM TRASH; PLEASE DISPOSE OF ME AND BURY ME".
>>31493690How else are you going to get some pussy?Time's running out, your friends are the only one that can realistically let you hit it within the time limits
>>31493427Idk, I haven't been on a date in years, but I also don't think I've asked anyone out in years, so...>>31493488Hi Sean Paul I love ur work>>31493508>jiiiiiiiiiii>>31493514>Dave ChappelleBased>>31493521M, probably shoplifting in broad daylight because I wanted more beer
>>31493684Ouch! How old were you? There's a femanon on here that lost an arm from farm equipment.
>>31493690Really?
State genderYou've been transported to a room outside space and time where the time moves at 1/60th that of Earth. You have one year to beat all 3 Halo games on LASO mode. Who do you bring with you for the couch co-op? Hard mode: Splitscreen.
>>31493699I think it was the summer I turned 11? >There's a femanon on here that lost an arm from farm equipment.That sounds horrendous, I'm really sorry for her. Hope she recovered okay.
>>31493695Bwahaha... I'm sorry, but having sex with my friends as a dude isn't the first thing that would come to my mind. I'd find a random hooker maybe if I was really that interested. And who says they'd just let you?
>>31493703uh, what's the consequences here
>>31493540No but it proves you're overweight
>>31493680F. Nothing. I'm not attracted to women nor to the men I'm friends with.I'd probably just kill myself because I'd want to be with my husband but he wouldn't want male me lol
>>31493708Are they really your friends if they're not going to let you hit it?
>>31493695Also hookers have STDs
>>31493619NTA this is the only way I have ever gotten women interested in me, being aloof and uncaring, whenever I have shown emotion I act like a complete brain dead retard in a actual special needs, not cutesy way.Of course this has mostly been online, women love short, simple, and to the point texts, while hating long formats. I just don't know how to do it in person, I'm not sure if there is a way to do it in person without sounding like a tryhard edgelord doing a Shadow impression going >Hi, I don't need you or anything, but you're pretty enough, wanna go out sometime and see if you're bearable enough to be worthy of fucking?The only time I maybe seen something similar work was on Narcos, where Steve Murphy asks a girl out on a dare, and it works, but I have no friends to back me up and have that as a "you don't matter at all but want to go out?" excuse, because my only friend hates going out, and the only girls I like are in areas we ironically both never go to in a planned fashion.
>>31493713>Also hookers have STDsSo do my friends lol
>>31493680Be obnoxious and get away with it because I'm not a male
>>31493718Then why are you pretending like they won't let you hit? LMAO
>>31493704Yeh, I think she said she was 12. So both old enough to remember it. I think she's mostly ok, she was making jokes about it and stuff. I don't understand how disabled people can do that. Does farm equipment not have good safe guards?
>>31493720I'm not that anon, was just pointing out that plenty of regular people have STDs like herpes and HPV.
>>31493709Bill Gates will kill all of humanity.
>>31493727Nah, actually normal people don't have STDs, it's just the hyper sexual crowd being vectors
>>31493686>>31493685>same fucking millisecondBased>>31493689No it fucking isn't. What, you think he's holding you back? You going to break this dude's heart because you're bored? For fuck sakes, at least have something better lined up before you jump ship. Muh monkey branching be damned
>>31493697>>31493731Samefag
>>31493734>What, you think he's holding you back? You going to break this dude's heart because you're bored?Sour grapes much? Some people need that physical connection. Its their love language, like touch and shit. Dunno why you're being so pissy about it.
>>31492981honestly? for me, yes. who the fuck eats so much sugar and crap food? unless she does some kind of competitive sport and needs some fast calories, she WILL get fat if she does that shit every other day.
>>3149373290% of sexually active men and 80% of sexually active women will have HPV in their lifetime. 20% of women have HSV-2.
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius has become a meme in philosophy, the first recommendation to anyone who asks. I found the first portion funny, though, due to the stark differences between our immediate families and upbringings.What have you learned or inherited from your elders? Write it like our lil' Marcus here, if you will.As for me:From my grandfather Louis, shortness of stature, for he was short and fat like a pig.From my father, sobriety and self-control, for he was a drug-addict and neurotic like a woman.From my mother, critical thinking and asociality, for she was autism and mental illness.From my tutors, self-awareness and humility, for they taught me high scores in tests are worthless in the end.
>>31493737Because she's gonna come crying here about being oh so lonely when she had a guy at her disposal and got rid of him for a shit reason. I don't e-date so I have nothing to be sour about
>>31493680F. Nothing. Just hide in my room and jack off and hope that it's not permanent.
>>31493749Why?just ask one of your friends over and have a little friendly sesh
Women, have you ever had casual sex with a friend?
>>31493552Wanda Sykes's classic standup is brilliant>>31493641Based fake blonde appreciator desu. I dated a girl who cut her hair short and dyed it blonde (before we met) it was cute af
I felt like writing something in the style or tone of Proverbs. What do you guys think?1. Like weed depression grows, like weed to be seen--for weed is the first to thrive in barren soil, just as depression thrives in a painful world.2. Reviled, hated, shunned, they commonly are, yet not always wrong: Purslane is nutritious and feeds; Dandelion reaches deep and draws out nourishment for plentiful fruit; Plantain heals; Stinging Nettle makes delicious soup; Others drive away maleficent creatures.3. Likewise depression will make you consume yourself, so that you get to know yourself; reflection will make you wise and prosperous; wisdom and prosperity will heal your wounds; healthy appetite will pleasure your body; and the colors of the malignant shall be revealed.4. My son, be not afraid of depression, do not run and do not hide from it: behold it, embrace it, understand it, and you will be better than fools--for they run and run without knowing whither they go, tripping and getting lost, but the wise stop and consider direction, reaching their destination.
>>31493753kys coomer, it's never gonna happen
Alright, since y'all are such annoying cuntsMENYou'd TOTALLY let your bros fuck your pussy if your turned into a woman, right?YYou'd TOOOOTALLY suck their dick, YEAH???
>>31493760Why do you hate your friends?
>>31493662>long distance with no realistic prospect of getting together in personI mean, this is a good enough reason to give lolAlso soz ):>>31493680What friends?Idk have a slumber party or something and girl's night out
>>31493753Long story, but I once had sex with a friend to stretch out my vagina.
>>31493725>Does farm equipment not have good safe guards?Lower than they should, especially on old machinery. In my case, I was a fucking moron about it too and stuck my hand somewhere I was explicitly told to never put my hand in many times. But I'm pretty sure agriculture is the deadliest industry sector. And yeah, for a reason.
>>31493752The only friend I have that I'm sexually attracted to is my bestie, and I wouldn't compromise our friendship by asking for sex now, so why the fuck would I do so while I'm also going through your stupid hypothetical scifi shit?
>>31493753I don't have a male friend
>>31493753No, I have no interest in casual sex.
>>31493768You'd be a man though, unless you're lesbo right now.in which case, cool.
>>31493693I am the low-class neighbour>throw their trash and waste on your yardsNah that's bullshit and you should kick up a fuss about that>play the most obnoxious, braindead "music" at a high enough volume that the whole street can hear itSometimes you just gotta have a party. But they shouldn't be blaring it that loud or late>let their houses fall into complete disrepair and ruinCan fix it l8r>They will sit all day on their front yards, climb over fences, get on the roofGotta get my tan on boi, white boy summer>>31493711>but he wouldn't want male meWhat about tomboy supremacy??
>>31493763once again, >friends?
>>31493765found the tranny
>>31493725>I don't understand how disabled people can do that.They're often the first to joke about their stuff so others don't. It's a defence mechanism kinda.
>>31493773yeah, me. :^D
>>31493771Being bi really fucks up these retarded hypotheticals you guys come up with.
>>31493772>What about tomboy supremacy??He likes that I'm a bit of a reformed tomboy, but he is straight and a big booba appreciator. Would never work.
>>31493777ogey, so you literally have double the choices, no excuses.
Ugh I need to go on another t-break I guess, I've taken two doses today and the 2nd isn't doing SHIT
>>31493768>The only friend I have that I'm sexually attracted to is my bestieI like how you went from ""barsexual"" to just fully embracing the lesbianism
>>31493761MI have no male friends.I only have platonic relations with friends though, so...
>>31493776We were never really friends. >>31493777No one would ever sleep with you faggots anyways if they knew you took cocks in the ass for fun
>>31493788>We were never really friends.cool.:'^l
>>31493774I'm intersex, had exercises to lengthen my vagina but sex worked better.>not a tranny, guyz!
>>31493778Did your tomboy dreams fall flat because of booba?
Girls, how do you feel about stud breeding? What do you think about a young, fecund mare being plapped full of virile seed, and creating the next generation of thoroughbreds?
>>31493780Double the choices, double the disappointment when I have to deal with so many people who only want casual relationships.>>31493783I can admit when I'm wrong. I think about that time we went kayaking a lot and how I should've been truthful to myself then and done something about it.
>>31493800So?it's not like they're going to continue fucking with you once you revert back to your original gender
>>31493788I can't tell if you know I'm into buttstuff or if you think I'm a man.
>>31493797No, I had a weird relationship with my femininity until my late 20s and eventually just grew into my skin.
>>31493781Just have a beer and cigarette like me>>31493778I suppose a tomboy without boobs would be a disappointment>>31493800Ah yeah, the story with those light up thingys in the waterShould've tipped the boat and had a wet t-shirt contestAnywho I'm sure she loves ya dearly (as a friend)
>>31493803What does that even mean? You don't swap between being straight and bi like it's a temporary thing.
Is it possible to be a tomboy and have big boobs?
>>31493779>>31493786>>31493802>>31493808Justice has not been served then.
Womb havers.Is a man who ask you out on a date above you socially? Or below you?
>>31493807>(as a friend)And I at least tell myself that that's okay.
>>31493809>What does that even mean?Huh?Isn't the original post asking what you'd do if you switched gender?
>>31493815Socially? Above me, usually.
>>31493815What does it mean to be "socially above someone"?
>>31493817Switching what's on the outside doesn't automatically change what's on the inside.
>>31493826Not for you, but to them it's like you turned from undatable to casually fuckable
>>31493820Karma will get to you.
>>31493825Anon, I have some bad news for you...
Whatever happened to all the cat posters? The true cat poster, the hag cat poster, the fake cat poster, the drawn cat poster, etc. ?Did /atoga/ bully them into submission?
>namefag spamming/flooding
>>31493836>The true cat posterWho?
>>31493817Yeh, but this about liking someone and having sex with them. I like to believe that, if she'd have sex with me as a guy for a day, she'd date me afterwards, too. She's not shallow.
>>31493828So... you're saying that my friends would take advantage of me, even knowing my true sexuality, just based off how I look.
>>31493837This is the future we chose.
>>31493836we have Eva poster ITT. is that not enough for you?
>>31493838some chink twink iirc
>>31493848>Take advantagebruh it's sex, it's like jacking each other off, you're not getting taken advantage of, you're scratching each other's back
>>31493835No, but you will be shot. I know you better than you know yourself. Karma is a bitch.
>>31493850>Eva posterI didn't know who that is and I don't care.
>>31493851ahh, that guy.
>>31493860So you can groom me like those other kids? No thanks.
>>31493852But I'm not sexually attracted to that gender. Why can't I just masturbate?
>>31493832I just want to know what it means. No doubt most people are socially above me, I'm introverted and I have a handful of good friends I hang out with regularly but that's it.
>>31493868Because you got a dick nowor you can go pork some poopers I guess if that's more of your speed.
Women should I let my hair grow wild? My mom keeps pestering me to go to the barber but I don't want to.
TELL ME ABOUT THE CAT POSTERSWHERE ARE THEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31493872
>>31493874Do you swear to cats?Swear to me.
>>31493874None of them are real, they're all me.
>>31493857stfu fatty
>>31493877Why did you reply to me
>>31493884it's a vibe type vibeintuit that shit, nigga
>>31493837filtered
>>31493857a literal cat poster, you literal retardctrl+f "eva"
>>31493883be more interesting and maybe I'll remember you
>>31493888>not filtering the things I often say I'm actually surprised.
>>31493872You have to be over 18 to post here anon.
>>31493888So you're saying I'm not big enough?
I want some beer too ngl
I'm 26 years old and I just realised that I hate people. Absolutely detest talking to and making acquaintance with people. I grew up being told I should be kind and generous, and then you do that and get used and ridiculed. Honestly just feel like I should kms. I didn't see things ever getting better, instead I think people will continue to become more and more selfish. Does it ever get better? Or am I overreacting?
>>31493883meant for>>31493850
>>31493521msomeone on /s4s/ said a good way to get high is to eat a specific cactus species, apparently it has similar hallucinogenic effects to lsd I spent a good amount of money on it and waited half a month ate it, nothing happened turns out I bought the wrong plant
>>31493889BEMOREINTERESTING
>>31493810If anime has taught me one thing... yes <3>>31493816Ok but I kinda ship it>>31493836Justice for cats!!>>31493877>drunk driving can be a coping mechanism Ayo what>>31493903You can sip on mine>>31493904>I'm 26 years old and I just realised that I hate people. Absolutely detest talkingWhen you finish your customer service shift>>31493912Be More Cool
>>31493904The jews in power have engineered our economic, political, and cultural decline to make it easier for them to rule over us and destroy us.One day it'll blow up in their faces. Untold violence will ensue, they'll be genocided as always, and then we'll return to tradition and regain our values.
>>31493904you are not wrong anon. people are ungrateful, opportunist, immoral pieces of shit sometimes>>31493912>literally begging for a bunch of namefags to come backwhat the fuck happened to 4chan...this isn't reddit you bitch
>>31493914What would your gf think of all your misogynyposting here kek
>>31493919I just need to find a dick so I can stop stressing about friends and bi-ness and all this shit and finally relax for once.
>>31493919Nah, you prolly got some weird ass bacteria lulz
>>31493928Wtf this beer is fresh out the fridge palFine I'll drink it all myself
>>31493836If you’re referring to me the asian guy when you say “the true cat poster”, I’m still hereI’m also not real :pI decided to craft that personality when I was boredThose are like my photos from ages ago, I haven’t looked like that in quite a while, got bored so I stopped and now I’m just part of the crowd
>>31493922> The JewsFuck off. Not looking for advice from losers who think their problems are due to others. I am not white, so my fate is not due to Jews (even though that in itself is a retarded conclusion)
>>31493924I'm literally responding to some fag who desperately wants to be known as "Eva poster" without having done anything to deserve it. You're probably him, so go fuck yourself and grow a personality while you're at it.
What you listening to right now?https://youtu.be/NJWIbIe0N90
>>31493919What customer service shift? I don't work in customer service.
>>31493932Eww
>>31493933Yeah bro, it's all on you. The outside world doesn't exist; there's no cause and effect; there's no one controlling the system you're confined in.You fell for the jewish psyop. Retard.
>>31493936I was the one you replied to. and no, I'm not the one posting pics of a cat.I was joking at the retard who was asking where the "cat poster" namefags areand you are a fucking RETARD
>>31493932Heyoo dude how are you doing Still dealing with that crippling social anxiety?>>31493926I hope you get some dickOr just buy another dildo for your collectiin
>>31493943YeepWhich is also why I never flirted with anyone back thenFelt wrong and icky
>>31493810I tried that once and had to bind. It got inconvenient so I just decided to stop and then my male friends legit treated me differently.
>>31493946Be more clever
>>31493937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6B4G3za9M
>>31493931What's the best beer brand if I don't fuck with pilsner?
I have myself an substance addiction so that I would no longer care about women and it actually worked but now I feel like I might have fucked my health
>>31493937Same old same old (plap ASMR)
>>31493962what substance?
>>31493962What substances?>>31493950>tfw a psychiatric nurse I met at a party asked me out once Can they fix us though is the real question>>31493960Idk I'm just having a Fosters rn>>31493940Life is one big customer service shift though amirite >>31493937https://youtu.be/4IAziLwpIpc?si=j44636RXgDK4TuQ_
>>31493948SupI’m chillingcan order food fir myself now without stuttering, still struggling with conversations but things are turning for the better, I think
>>31493904You are very correct, thoughever don't kill yourself
Do you accept Serbia as the true heir to the Roman Empire?
>>31493937Trevor Scott was litty af. He peaked with Astroworld and Kylie's prime pussy turned him shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBfWb5IrbOI
Woman, have you ever had a substance abuse problem?
>>31493948>Or just buy another dildo for your collectiinI was going to buy this, but I need to save up more money after a recent emergency expenditure.
Femanons, if I was your boyfriend, would you let me sit on your stomach (I'm not heavy) and explore and toy with your face? I really wanna do shit like:>Pimch and pull at a woman's cheeks.>Open her mouth and run my finger along your top row of teeth.>Lift up your hair that covers your forehead and rub my thumb along where your hair stops and your forehead starts.>Press my finger into the bottom of your eyelid and see how far I can slide it under your eyeball.Normal shit like that, y'know?
>>31493977Crazy shitThat contraption is actually going to ruin your life, girl.
>>31493933>I am not white, so my fate is not due to JewsYou think jews are your friends just because you're not white?For them it's jews vs everyone else. For them anyone who's not a jew is a goy, that is, cattle, a slave, an inferior creature for them to exploit and abuse as they see fit.
>>31493974Yeh. Used to smoke menthols. Also I do still drink sometimes.
>>31493977Why are women ruled by their clits ?
>>31493982>girlhaha yeah...
GirlsWhy do girls love to make fun of/bully men and women who are virgins? Guys will make fun of others guys for being virgins, but I’ve noticed women are much more harsh.I’ve been bullied my whole life for being a virgin, but when it’s from a woman, it’s much worse
>>31493989bro....
>>31493974I'm an alcoholic. I can't drink, it's not good for me.
>>31493982It's just a powered dildo attached to a pillow.
>>31493977Aww what a cute polar bear>retractable penis Ayo what>>31493985I wouldn't really call that a substance abuse problem lol, you just liked to get litty >>31493992How long you been sober?
>>31493994yeah, and it vibrates, expands, extends and twirlsain't no dick gonna do that shit
>>31493992I'm an alcoholic. I have to drink, it's the only thing that's good to me.
>>31493974No. I frankly think I'm not particularly predisposed to getting addicted to stuff in general.
I love Asians, I love Asian women, but I don’t want to breed one and soil their respectable homogeneity. What do?
>>31493944That's right faggot. Cry more about muh boogey man. One of the few things I enjoy in life is see you replacement faggots whine.>>31493984Reading comprehension is never you people's strong suit. I don't like people, period. There is no discrimination. Although, I tend to hate pea brained faggots like you the most. I swear people got even more insufferable after that faggot trump started running for office.
>>31493990I don't really care as long as you're not one of those fake grifter trad type of people
>>31493996Two years now. The first year was rough, ngl, but it gets so much better after that.
Women how long did you wait for these things in your current relationship?Men how long would you want to wait for thes things in a relationship?
Femanons will literally take a jackhammer to their hole then complain that no man can satisfy them and that piv is a waste of time
>>31494004>Reading comprehension is never you people's strong suit. I don't like people, period. Although, I tend to hate pea brained faggots like you the mostBro thinks he's a villain
>>31493996It's cute, right? And I think the line between substance abuse and recreational use is how much it fucks with your life. And cigs permanently fucked my voice.>>31493998It's also heated. Still can't possibly be as good as real dick attached to a hot guy I love and who loves me. But it's better than the fake dicks I have now.
>>31494002Says the person on 4chan. :)
>>31494012>Still can't possibly be as good as real dickyou say that, and then get itand next you'll be asking your men to augment his dick
>>31494004Kek. Retard.
>>31494007Wow congrats, that's rad <3 keep it up!>>31493968Ayy nice one man, congrats Man I kinda wanna order a pizza rnGlad you are getting there boi>>31494003Turn into an Asian man>>31494012>cigs permanently fucked my voiceI mean you still sound like a child
>>31493970I don't see where to go from here... I have one year left of uni, but I hate everyone there. I don't have a single friend there, nor at home. My family are alright with me, but I'm so lonely. I always do anything enjoyable by myself. I have no hope of working in office because I can't stand people. I can't just sit at home and do nothing for the rest of my life (in fact, I can work independently, but that's also so lonely). Sorry for whining, seriously. I guess I also need to vent. But I don't see any hope for me.
>>31494005>grifer tradWhat?How can a virgin be a grifter. I’m 29 years old
>>31494011Lol this.
>>31494020Thank you. That honestly means a lot.
Men brosyou feeling this?
>>31494017>>31494011Cry more. PLS it's making my Sunday desu. Talk about the deep state and how Trump will save you (this time fr, he promised!)
>>31494015Yeah. You can post on 4chan without being addicted to it, I've stopped coming here for months at a time or years at a time.
>>31494025No worries <3 it's not easy so big respect. >>31494027Furry and tomboy should be GOATed
>>31494016I've never been disappointed with dick, and I already have some crazy toys. But we'll see if you're right eventually, no point in arguing now.>>31494020>childYou mean a child with vocal fry out the ass?
>>31494031But the point is you always come back.
>>31494033>no point in arguing now.You're chasing the dragon...
>>31494027Not good. My usual amount of voddy ain't working but I can't get shitfaced immediately because I have family obligations
>>31494033>a child with vocal fry out the assI mean you could voice act for cartoons, they always need valley girls
>>31494030Shalom moshe
>>31494037Alcohol is lucifer's piss and cum.
>>31494040Yes Jews made your life miserable. And I'm all for it. Matter of fact, I never gave a shit about them before, but I think I might order a star of David or something. Makes me remember all you failed faggots.
>>31494041"Alcohol is a dick of Satan" -- The Qwhoran
>>31494034Yeah, 'cause I want to and it's a mildly entertaining way to fill my time while I do stuff around the house. It doesn't have a negative impact on my life, I don't struggle to stop coming here or anything.
Wanna see something cute?
>>31494041The literal Son of God parties harder than you, straight edge faggot
>>31494051If it's your boobs then yes
>>31494044Keep seething, kek.All I did was point the finger to the cause, and you immediately started seething.Lol, lmao. Bet you're a kike.
>>31494036Are you comparing buying sex toys to being addicted to drugs?>>31494039I'd rather do my southern accent impression for cartoons.
>>31494051only if its funny too
>>31494059you be the judge
>>31494041Jesus turned water into wine. Everything in moderation.
>>31494058>I'd rather do my southern accent impression for cartoonsI'm here for it
>>31494062You ain't sipping wine, now are you.
Women, are your boobs "cute"?
>>31494054>>31494062The fourth gospel is fanfic, only the synoptic gospels are the Word of God.
>>31494064I still have that edit with the western music in the background. It's weirdly nostalgic already.
>>31494051penis?
>>31494066No, sowwy.
>>31494062Wine back then was pretty low in alcohol due to fruits/grapes with lower sugar content, no added sugar, no yeast, and no artificial/synthetic chemicals.
>>31494066Nope. They're uggo and depressing.
>>31494062>Jesus turned water into wineImagine how litty it would be to party with him>>31494069Anything after the old testament is headcanon ngl>>31494070I like how I inadvertently created a running meme with that lol
>>31494071my penis us straight up ugleh!
>>31494077It wasn't just a meme, it was art. Same with the couple remixes with samples. Made me feel so happy to have contributed to something artistic like that. You have no idea.
>>31494027So you finally admit you're a homosexual
anyone else doing no sex?nosex day 7,474, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>31494090Man, I feel you, fight on brotherI've been clean off of sex for like 2 decades now, still going strong
>>31494090Oh you're a childYuck
>>31494056Seething for what lmao. Not a jew, not even American. All you did was try and recruit some other person to your retarded cause.Look what people like you didhttps://x.com/verymoisturized/status/1802887103560171601Nothing you do is constructive, but entirely degenerate. And yes I'm a kike. Ooga booga you found me out. A kike on your gatekept yugioh trading card forum.
Jesus and others in the gospels spoke in Aramaic but the gospels themselves are written in Greek. Who did the translations?
>>31494093currently looking for a sugar momy, you down?
>>31494066No, they're big, saggy, unwieldy bags of flesh.
>>31494064Southern ≠ Texas
Do you feel this?https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/1804582627598582193
>>31494076Nah, cheer up, girl. Those are my hopes and dreams you're carrying on your chest right there."
>>31494008MIdk I've never been in a relationship before I am not having sex before marriage though
>>31494094>forehead tattooUp until I noticed I was like "yeah this bitch is retarded but I still would try"
>>31494106It actually made me laugh, good post.
>>31494109Your hopes and dreams have awful areolas and nipples, then.
>>31494102Texas is the only southern state that matters, culturally speaking. Maybe Florida but not for good reasons lol
>>31494114YERP.That's so totally me.
>>31494094>All you did was try and recruit some other person to your retarded causeAnd you speak of reading comprehension. Damn, you're retarded.>Look what people like you did"People like you", he says, then posts some random tiktok tattooed whore. Damn, you're retarded.>Nothing you do is constructive, but entirely degenerate. And yes I'm a kike. Ooga booga you found me out. A kike on your gatekept yugioh trading card forum.Projection much. You literally live in a globalized degenerate world; you're a kike, and you went ooba booga when I pointed it out. Damn, you're retarded.
>>31494090No sex day 11,674
>>31494115That's just culturally ignorant
>>31494115No it's not. Texas is hell and so are some of the people there.
>>31494118What powers did you get upon entering wizardry? >>31494123It's the truth. I live here.
>>31494102To be fair, when I said southern I meant my accent inspired by Texans.
When pussy isn't a option, where should he finish?
>>31494115Texas isn't even the south IMO, it really is it's own thing.
>>31494115Isn't Texas like 80% hispanic?
>>31494128if PussE is not an option, then it's time for PussF
>>31494112Bro are you so retarded that it took you > 1 second to notice a forehead tattoo?? God there is zero hope for you nation. Deserves everything coming to it.
>>31494128Tissue or trashcan, please.
>>31494134I'm personally more of a PussZ kind of guy.
>>31494115Why? The Alamo?
women:assume you are still talking to an ex bf of yours.of the following options, which one would you prefer?- he tells you what he believes about the breakup in order to kill the resentment, even if some things might hurt you, or- keep a friendly, diplomatic post-breakup relationship without inconvenient truths and strong discussions
>>31494134I don't get it.
>>31494126>What powers did you get upon entering wizardry?The patience to read a lot. A job that's enjoyable where I work outside every day. That's basically it but I haven't dabbled in anything occult.
>>31494144>- keep a friendly, diplomatic post-breakup relationship without inconvenient truths and strong discussionsThis. I don't care to hear it.
>>31494131Based >>31494132No? >>31494135I was mesmerized by ... Something else...>>31494141Nah, just the fact that it's referenced in so much media, I don't remember the word to explain it
>>31494148Women's fear of conflict is truly crazy. It feels like they'll do almost anything to avoid cutting relationships off or face direct confrontation.
>>31494149Zeitgeist?
>>31494151>mfw I give guys I don't want to deal with the number of a local Chinese restaurant just so they'll go away
>>31494087>artisticI wouldn't go that far lmao but glad you enjoyed (:
I'm finally at 30 weeks!!! Woohoo not long now happy days!
>>31494008I never said it in 6 years because for the first half I didn't know if he loved me back and for the latter, I didn't know if I loved him any longer. Heard it from him at the 4 year mark as a joke when he was trying to pressure me into fucking while his parents were in the next room.
>>31494162Bitch please. It was art and you better fucking take the compliment when I say I like your musical inclination.
>>31494163You on bedrest?
>>31494151I don't talk to my ex, but if we had to maintain relationship for any reason I'd rather keep it friendly and polite than get in unnecessary fights over shit I don't care about. Relationship's over, we said what we had to say, if you have more to add talk about it with your friends or your therapist. I don't care to hear what you feel about it or to get in fights with an ex. It's not even fear of conflict, it's just "why would I?"
>>31494090Ha, rookie, I'm over 9000>>31494102Idk as a non-American I just think Texas and cowboys yeehaw>>31494118I concede, king...>>31494158Honestly I would be happy with this. About to eat a leftover Chinese now lol
>>31494094When I have a child my kid will make her kid a slave.
>>31494173>About to eat a leftover Chinese nowpost pics
>>31494008>2% getting pregnant in a week or less
>>31494168That's a preggo woman lol>>31494175Really
>>31494178>Reallyye, I wanna see bri'ish chinese food
>>31494158We're not talking about random guys, you dumb cunt.
>>31494170No just waddling around as bub grows bigger haha
>>31494173So do a lot of Texans to be honest.
>>31494179 It's just eggy brown rice and then the onions sauce mix with the mixed vegetables etc.>>31494185>whats her naneLain
>>31494008I was actually pregnant before I got married and wanted to get the wedding done before I started showing.
ok girls.I just got asked if I was a fuckboy... I mean... I'm a virgin, so... no...?I asked a girl in class out, she asked if I was one of those "fuckboys". This kind of surprised me as an accusation.What did she mean by that? What does a fuckboy look like? act like? What's going on here?
>>31494186shh, less talking, more pics and showing
>>31492968I know some women like sucking dick.What about facefucking and deepthroating?
>>31494191Some women like it. It's definitely not my favorite, tho. I'll still do it for my bf occasionally.
>>31494181Are you kinda short? Is the belly overwhelming?
>>31494144The latter. I always communicated all my problems very openly and concisely while he saw all our conflicts as debates and tried every manipulation and intimidation strategy to retain the right to keep acting like a douchebag. I don't see how my dumping him would've suddenly made him communicative and truthful.
>>31494149Ah right, only 50% (so far).
>>31494190It doesn't look very interesting anon...
>>31494191I like it, at least.
>>31494199stop hyping it up bro
>>31494148right, thanks>>31494197>I always communicated all my problems very openly and conciselydo you ever have weird mood swings and throw tantrums and shit? if not, how the fuck do I get a gf like you?
>>31494177At this point I think I'll eventually be okay with the idea of being knocked up by a stranger.
>>31494207Girl, Self respect, please.
>>31494206>do you ever have weird mood swingsnta but, like, periods, man. C'mon...
>>31494208I'm getting desperate.
>>31494197I don't believe you, unless you literally don't have a biologically normal female brain. What you're saying is literally against female biology.
>>31494212Think about the baby, who's going to be the father for them?
>>31494177Man, I'm still trying after like a year.
>>31494210I'd guess not all women have them. or so they've told me in the internet...
>>31494197Autistic?
>>31494136I still don't believe that ALL the guys you have dated were fine with that. To me it sounds like such a humiliating thing and basically like you don't like me or men in general.
>>31494216True. But I was thinking like starting with the pregnancy early into the relationship would lead to the full relationship by the time they're born.
>>31494223Come on, you know that neve worksyou can never force responsibility into a man, one either has it, or they don't
Hello, "girls", would you "want" to have "sex" with me?
>>31494219I wouldn't believe them. The surge in hormones WILL mess up your emotions, even if you don't think it does.
>>31494198Yeah that's closer to correct. Some communities are completely brown while others are completely white though
>>31494223This is baby trapping basically and you are an awful person for thinking that would work.
>>31494222I'm very vocal about my love and appreciation, especially during sex. I don't go "ew gross" when a bf cums, I just distract both of us with eye contact/words/kissing/whatever fits the moment. I'm nowhere near as blatant about how fucking disgusting that shit is IRL as I am here where nobody's feelings are hurt or moods are ruined.
>>31494166I assume you are no longer together? What age range were you and he during this?
>>31494224>>31494229I'm trying to do things right. I really am. Idk where to even start anymore.
>>31494233you can't rush these things
>>31494235Going slow hasn't been working, either.
>>31494202idk how to use the microwave here fmlmaybe I'll just eat it cold
>>31494237it will, you're sexy and shit, men will date you
>>31494233By NOT getting pregnant out of the gate and hoping a relationship develops from that. You do it the other way around.
>>31494238brooooocome on, please at least microwave it
>>31494144>he tells you what he believes about the breakup in order to kill the resentment, even if some things might hurt you,I don't know what you mean by "kill the resentment". Meaning he's trying to get something off his chest so he doesn't resent me anymore? He's trying to say something to make me stop resenting him? What do you mean by beliefs of the breakup? If it was beliefs of the relationship I'd expect something like, our dynamic was dysfunctional and here's why. If it's about the breakup, what? Is he trying to question my judgment of why I broke up with him? Say that I didn't have a good enough reason and I should retract it?
>>31494206>do you ever have weird mood swings and throw tantrums and shit?No.>if not, how the fuck do I get a gf like you?Date old or introverted women.>>31494210I take naps and masturbate when I'm on my period.>>31494215I'd say this is sexist if I weren't intentionally pursuing fembrained men to make sure my partner isn't selfish, impulsive and socially retarded.>>31494221No.
Does anyone actually use the popcorn button on a microwave when they make popcorn?
>>31494242But for how long? After a year-ish guys always cheat or the incompatibilities become apparent.>>31494244Been trying that my entire adult life.
will another 2oz finally make me happy?
>>31494189shes basically asking if you're just going to fuck around with her time or if you're serious
>>31494195Yeah I'm 5'0 and it sticks out alot, husband said today that it's grown alot compared to last week and I certainly feel it
>>31494249that buttton is like the clitoris on a woman, absolutely useless and you should avoid touching it at all.
I honestly want to see JH have sexNot for the eroticism but just to witness how she's somehow this relentless cock gobbling monster but can't stand jizz
>>31494251>After a year-ish guys always cheat or the incompatibilities become apparent.The right one won't though.Gotta learn from past relationships and spot the signs early on.You're not treading aimlessly, everything that happened matters, it's all building up to your success, and you just gotta believe that shit, MANG
>>31494066i have no idea how to quantify that but i doubt it
>>31494257Just go on /gif/?
shut the fuck up attentionwhore
>>31494249Only people with free will use the popcorn button on their microwave
Why do women INSIST that food is so much better warmed up in the microwave? Just let me eat my chicken tendies in peace.
>>31494259I agree. But I'm just looking at all my options to try and figure out why I don't have a family yet.
>>31493977oh my god i could leg lock it
>>31494266HEAT THE FOOD UP BITCH NIGGA
>>31494260I'm 33. I can't go through much more trial and error.
>>31494245I'm eating it cold lmao honestly it actually tastes pretty good, there's seafood in here too>please at least microwave itI CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE MICROWAVE AND I'M TOO SHY TO ASK
>>31494066They are tiny and perky so I guess?
>>31493810yeah but its pretty psychologically hellish
>>31494238We can help you figure out the microwave
>>31494272I've been working on it. It's hard alone, though.
>>31494273Life goes on girl, the end is not the endPlus lots of 40+ mothers
>>31494266May I have some tendies too?
>>31494274BITCH, HEAT IT UPHEAT IT UP NOW
>>31494263Those women love jizz
>>31494281Maybe I'm just becoming impatient. Painfully and depressingly impatient.
>>31494282Only for you, Cat Poster.
>>31493977Where can I find this?
>>31494257I rely on the guy to let me know he's close. I make it very clear that he needs to give me some sort of warning. Until the warning, I don't think about it.
>>31494278Nah it's too late lol but thank youMy sister's bf probably already heard it beeping in the next room as I was trying to figure it out, I don't want to embarrass myself furtherAnyway IT TASTES FINE
>>31494285Your frustration is understandable, but you know you can't rush these things
>>31494144samefag here. the idea would be to discuss things: the reasons for whatever resentment was left, to have some closure by having each one express their thoughts and to understand where each one failed in the relationship, or at least just to agree on disagreeing. in short, to reflect on the relationship.>>31494247>Meaning he's trying to get something off his chest so he doesn't resent me anymore? He's trying to say something to make me stop resenting him?both of these.>What do you mean by beliefs of the breakup?what each one of us thought lead to it.>Is he trying to question my judgment of why I broke up with him?why would you assume that you initiated the break up?>Say that I didn't have a good enough reason and I should retract it?no. what's done is done.>>31494248>Date ... introverted women.ok, will try.
>>31494283NO I WOULD RATHER HAVE A TUMMY ACHE THAN HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE IRL
>>31494288Lurevibe. I haven't bought anything from them yet so I can't vouch for the safety or quality of their stuff, though.
>>31494297Your sister's bf is not going to rearrange your shitter, just ask him how to use the microwave, please.
>>31494287Anon how much salt did you put on the tendies?
Can't believe there's so many lonely women out there?Why don't any of you live near me? Are you just hiding?
How do I tell the difference between my needs and my wants?
>>31494267raping your sister doesn't count, streetshitter
>>31494300I'm halfway thru the food and it still tastes good lol I'm gucci Next time my sister uses it I will try and sneakily watchMe and the bf moved everything in and out of the kitchen to redo the flooring so maybe I didn't hook it up again properly idk
>>31494212If you ever really consider this then go to a sperm bank.
>>31494291Why is it so hard, though?>>31494294Idk how else to work on myself at this point besides going back to school again. I have as good as a job as I could hope with my degree and responsibilities currently. I'm the healthiest I've ever been. I've stabilized the house and have found a good groove for taking care of it. No family drama, only mild friend drama. Idk what else to do.
>>31494310>Why is it so hard, though?That's just life, but you’ve got the strength to get through it. Just take it one step at a time
>>31494310Go to churchGet good with GodAsk for a husband
>>31494310If you have friend drama, how can you expect to not have relationship drama?
>>31494230I read stuff like this and it makes me cope and seethe. I listen to audiobooks learning about relationships and it makes me cope and seethe. If I was in that position what would I care about cumming in a tissue or a trash can as long as the woman I'm with is comfortable and happy? What kind of retard takes it as a personal attack or rejection? In the relationship book it mentioned husbands throwing fits after menopause because there's a drop in maternal service, like doing dishes, or laundry, etc. But imo I'd be happy about my wife picking up other pursuits that she feels passionate about. The more amazing she is the more proud I am of being her husband. Plus relying on my wife to solely do laundry and cook turns me into a dependant child and I can't think of anything less attractive than that.I read a couple books on sex, including a book on married sex and most guys literally just cum and then don't care if the woman finishes and they don't put any effort in at all to foreplay and warn up. I just don't understand.The fact that all of these are facts means I'm even more retarded then them. The idea of just paying attention to the woman and caring about what she wants seems so easy to me. But I'm still fucking retarded.
>all the attention whores and simps instantly flock to her postsI sincerely hope she has posted tits or proof of biological feminine fitness.
>>31494248>fembrained men> make sure my partner isn't selfish, impulsiveAnon...
>>31494314>pedophile literal projection lmaoYou're slipping, pooredeem any Google play cards lately?
>>31494238push the button anon...
>>31494312I just want a path to walk that's more obvious is all. I can be patient if it felt like I was making any progress at all.>>31494315Idk if it's that simple.>>31494316The friend drama currently is only because of my last bad relationship. It was fine until the breakup. I don't think fixing it will do much, but I can try.
>>31494249no. it's wrong anyway.
>>31494305Needs are when you die if you do not get them met. The rest is wants.
>>31494327Did you do the "let's still be friends" thing?
>>31494327>breakupI never did get the full storywas it a clean, peaceful split?or was it lots of crying and swearing
>>31494310>Idk what else to doJust go gay and date women
>>31494330>>31494325You're so desperate lmao Keep seething, shitskin
>>31494341Don't you usually have to put the cook time in first? Have you already started with the vodka coffees?
>>31494334No. I tried dating a woman, she broke up with me out of nowhere, then blabbed about embarrassing details of our relationship after the fact to all our mutual friends.
>>31494348>reproductionSee guys?!
>>31494348Which is exactly what i said. The physiological needs are the ones that kill your pretty fast if they do not get met. Like clean air, water and sleep. The higher up you go the longer it takes for you to die from it. But even in the top tier it can kill you. If you get suicidal because life seems not worth living for example. Or if you get a terminal illness because you are constantly stressed.
>>31494352Yep, that's woman for yaso you're not gay now?
>>31494354Your gf is fat af and uses filters like she just found out they exist. She is maybe a 4/10 at best.
>>31494335It was sudden and unresolved with no malice. Then we talked it out and there was closure even if I still felt hurt. Then she started sharing information with our mutual friends and it has become one of the worst breakups I've ever dealt with.>>31494340Tried it. Honestly didn't seem more likely to lead to a happy family than dating men.>>31494343I guess that makes sense.
>>31494352Small peepee?
>>31494365>and it has become one of the worst breakups I've ever dealt with.Rip, I guess the lesbians are evil thing is true
>>31494367No that is not what i said at all. You might need to get your brain checked out. It is not working properly.
>>31494359I'm still bi. She didn't ruin tits for me.
>>31494367Happens all the time in Japan unironically.
>>31494368>lesbiansWomen. Talking shit after a breakup like that is common even when they're straight.
>>31494365What made it the worst?
>sub5’6 womenEww. Begone, human trash.
>>31494371But I'm guessing you're not looking to date another woman anytime soon?
>>31494366Are you not following the conversation? Not a guy.>>31494368No. I think I just loved her too much to see the obvious signs we weren't going to last. I do think I could be happy with a woman, just not one that doesn't value relationships the way I do.
>>31494373Embarrassing cope.
>>31494376Did someone spray paint that cat?
>>31494378She told all our mutual friends about private shit. It's embarrassing as fuck.>>31494381I think I'd prefer to date a guy if possible.
>>31494390Did she tell them you wanted to have a threesome with a guy? Or about your dildo collection?
>>31494385Why the fuck would I end up like that? How are we similar?
>>31494384Karoshi yep.
>>31494254I got that, thanks.What I'm wondering is what is it about me that makes her think that's me? As I see it there are a couple of options. Either I'm looking like or acting like a fuckboy, or it's a her thing.We talked a couple of times but not much. I think I'm going to write it off as a her thing.
I'd marry JH.
>>31494390Did she tell them you are a pedo?
>>31494393I didn't want the threesome. She apparently mentioned shit like some of my toys and some smut I liked that I shared with her in confidence, among other things.
>>31494296>samefag here. the idea would be to discuss things: the reasons for whatever resentment was left, to have some closure by having each one express their thoughts and to understand where each one failed in the relationship, or at least just to agree on disagreeing. in short, to reflect on the relationship.>>Meaning he's trying to get something off his chest so he doesn't resent me anymore? He's trying to say something to make me stop resenting >both of these.Are there things you want to hear from her that you don't know the answer to, or do you mostly want to share your analysis? Do you think she has an analysis to share? Is that something she was forthcoming with during your relationship? >why would you assume that you initiated the break up? The one who was broken up with typically has more questions and less answers, had more of a blow to their self esteem, and wanting to get back together. Since you're asking me this, I assume you broke up with her. >what each one of us thought lead to it.>no. what's done is done.If you were the one who broke up with her, it seems kind of cruel to lay out the details of how the relationship failed but say you won't get back with her. I'd be really upset.In what capacity do we have to keep interacting? Classmates, colleagues? Do we only talk in passing or do we have to work as a team?
>>31494410oh nooonot the horse dildo
>>31494410Oh god she told them about the horse dildo and the little boys porn? Damn.
>>31494413>>31494414The horsecock discord...
>>31494372RIP Yoshifumi Kondo.
>>31494390Jh is just like us fr!! Bitchy ex gf went crazy and tries to ruin your life. Many such cases
>>31494421It would not have been an issue if she was not such a degenerate coomer.
>>31494421To truly appreciate men, one must first date a women, the irony
>>31494417I was angry before I was dating women. And also my anger isn't directed at any demographics in general.
>>31494432Unironically, get a handle on that before you start dating.
>>31494438Chad shit fr
>>31494440>it’s your responsibility to find that punching bagYou just said that. You don't want the woman to be that punching bag.
>>31494444chad hands fr
>>31494444The absolute state of your yard...
who here /incek/
>>31494299Thank you! Lots of crazy machines and then their vibes are really cute.
>>31494457How much weed does your friend do?
>>31494454>The hands of a working manpost deck
>>31494434I've had anger management therapy. This is as subdued as it will get. My reactivity hasn't been an issue in relationships anytime recently, at least.>>31494436What's yours?>>31494460If you end up buying one before me, let us know how they are. I'm talking shipping, customer service, toy quality, etc. and of course I'll do the same if I grab one anytime soon.
>>31494468I've always like Road to Nowhere myself.
>>31492968Do women like being immobilized during sex? Not with rope or anything but just held in a way to prevent movement
The problem with dating JH now as a guy is you'll never fuck her like her ex gf did
>>31494413>>31494414She overestimated the size of the horse dildo, too. Had to correct it to my bestie who was more confused about the fact I owned one than me autistically correcting the record of the size.>>31494421She didn't do it maliciously, I think. I think she was just oversharing then refused to backtrack and apologize or ask them to forget it.
>>31494467>If you end up buying one before me, let us know how they are. I'm talking shipping, customer service, toy quality, etc. and of course I'll do the same if I grab one anytime soonWill do. I'd never get anything big, though. Physically not enough space for it. Even if it's a cute polar bear it's still a big polar bear.
>>31494472I was raped so... not me.
>>31494474>She overestimated the size of the horse dildoNow you got her curious
>>31494473A cock that stays hard and genuine enthusiasm do a lot of heavy lifting.
>>31494474>apologize>forget itIf you do not want people to know you shove horse cocks up your ass maybe refrain from doing it. Nobody is ever going to forget that ever again.
>>31494482She made you melt without a cock
>he's still here over 5 fucking hours laterno way this dude has a life or a gf that isn't a prostituteAt least I have the excuse of being on an interstate train ride
>>31494472Yeah, I like it.
>>31494472Yes. I'm not one to fight it, so my bf is really good at letting loose if I put any resistance on it, whether I'm in an uncomfortable position or if I'm getting freaked out
>>31494487Just grab and horse cock and knot double pack when you visit JH
>>31494488"39 years later and we still haven’t arrived but what a journey it has been"? Yeh, ok, I could see that.
>>31494477I wouldn't want to put someone down just to feel better. At least not chronically.>>31494479She was curious, but in a judgemental way.>>31494485I don't use it for buttstuff. Get your facts straight.>>31494487So clearly there could be an even better sexual partner. Imagine one with her enthusiasm and technique, but with a dick and actually loved me. He'd be amazing.
>>31494499>She was curious, but in a judgemental way.did you enlighten her on the ways of the dildo?
>>31494501I obviously didn't linger on that topic with her.
>>31494478:D
>>31494506Why not?
>>31494507RUDE!
Nothing wrong with taking a horse cock up your ass, they're usually fun toys that feel unlike anything else
>>31494511This, I've done it before it's not that bad
>>31492968Hello women >puts you flat on your back with your legs on my shoulders in missionary as I lean forward lifting your hips off the bed and fucking you as hard and deep as I can. (Consensually)
>>31492981I didn't used to know how many carbs were in donuts. Before I'd probably not have noticed and eaten at least three myself.Now I would notice, take note of her healthy weight, figure she knows what she's doing, and honestly be pleased that she's comfortable eating in front of me.Some girls hide the fact that they don't subsist on air and salad.
>>31494514Holy shit, that's so depressing. Wonder where they're at nowadays.
MenWould you a horse fleshlight?
Fuck it, I'll get a beer and some snacks too in support of my nigga qt MAP.
>>31494522No, I'm not a brony. Horse cock dildo is fine though.
>>31494508Because I was busy freaking out and crying that my deepest personal shit had been shared with people whose opinions I cared most about? Duh?
>>31494529See, caring what other people think of you was your first mistake. But you're woman, I'm not surprised.
>>31494529is this like a >I'm so embarrassed to show myself in front of them vibeor a >they all hate me now that they found out I'm a freakkind of situation
>>31494531I knew you's a freakhorse pussy enjoyer
>>31494514Pass. Contrary to the current meme shit, I'm not into slavery as a concept.
>>31494530Statistically, they've probably never learned how to have healthy relationships and have continued the cycle.
>>31494491>>31494493What’re your favorite positions for this?
ugh more attention whores
>>31494533The former at this point. I'm afraid to find out how they feel and how many more people have heard.
>>31494547How long ago was your last contact with them?Did none of them reach out?
>>31494541Having my wrists held while I'm on my back.
>>31494522Eh, I imagine them being pretty long, which would be wasted on my pp length, but sure, why not?
>>31494474>or ask them to forget it.Yeah... that totally would make it okay. Women can share all our secrets with mutual friends as long as they request afterwards that those secrets be forgotten.
>>31494552Does he hold it with one or two hands?
State gender.Do you think it's wrong for stepsiblings to date/fuck/get married?
>>31494550I was talking about you too, retard
>>31494560One. He has big hands.
>>31494551A week or so. Only talked to my best friend since.>>31494555At least it implies they won't share it.
>>31494570>Only talked to my best friend since.What more do you need anyway, one friend is enough.I bet they're just as freaky as you
>>31494566Cool, I’m sure that’s fun
>>31494561>can't imagine holding a woman without raping herChecks out.>>31494576It's nice, yeah. I still prefer other stuff.
>>31494411>Are there things you want to hear from her that you don't know the answer to, or do you mostly want to share your analysis? Do you think she has an analysis to share?I want to analyze and discuss. I'd tell her how she failed me and I'd hear her arguments of how I failed her.btw, she thinks the breakup was mutual...honestly, I ask because every time I initiate any conversation related to our relationship and the break up, she comes back with something that used to annoy the fuck out of me but I'm unable to respond because I know she will cry and shit, and I really want to help her understand WHY I broke up with her. most of the time I couldn't hold a serious discussion with her, and I still can't. I get emotional too, but jfc, I can't stand her when she cries and becomes unable to listen.>If you were the one who broke up with her, it seems kind of cruel to lay out the details of how the relationship failed but say you won't get back with her. I'd be really upset.honestly I'd be willing to come back with her (but she's told me she won't... but I feel like she misses me a lot). but for that to happen I'd tell her to either correct her behavior (and I'd correct mine) and that we'd have to change the conditions of a new relationship (it'd be remote and I'd visit her. no cohabitation anymore, not for a long while at least)>In what capacity do we have to keep interacting?through whatsapp.
>>31494582What other stuff do you like?
Alright I'm at a professional sports event, how do I attract women
>>31494310>Why is it so hard, though?Because both men and women have standards. What you want in a guy excludes most of the male population. And ... you are now running into men's standards for relationships and commitment, they are just as brutal as women's.> besides going back to school again.This won't help you find a guy. Men have money / education. What they are looking for is not another man. These are things you look for.Guys who want to settle down are looking for a wife and mother. They want someone who's pleasant to be around and someone who they can get along with. Drama is not on the list of positives.> Idk what else to do.Put yourself into the social circles of likely men. That means getting off this site and saying yes to meetups, dinners, social events. Cut your hours on 4chan to 1 / day.
>>31494575Don't talk about my bestie without knowing shit. I deserve to be made fun of, but leave her out of it.
>>31494590aight aight chillnot talking shit
>>31494587I'm a being on top enjoyer.
>>31494598Based, maybe hold his arms down for a change
Femanons, do you hawk tuah?
>>31494589I can keep trying new social circles, but cutting my 4chan time is not an option. It keeps me sane.>>31494594Good. I was about to google that Will Smith slapping gif.But seriously, she's great and I'm glad she is only lightly judging me for the stuff I've never told her. I do think I need more friends, though.
>>31492968Been seeing a chick for a month, we go out on average 1 time a week or more. She is out of a 10 year relationship. she says she wants to take it slow, I told her I wanted to see her more, and she said she felt a bit pressured. Do you think I fucked up irreversibly? she texted the next day saying she had a nice time etc. should I go a few days without texting and let her set the next date?
>>31494604>I do think I need more friends, though.we're all your friends. :^)
>>31494601He just wrestles out of it, he's too stronk to be contained
>>31494609Ouch.>>31494611Unironically I do think of some of you as friends as sad as that sounds.
>>31494613Same, lifting is fun. Hope you enjoy each other
>>31494615>some of youonly some of them?
>>31494617We do, I love him very much and can't wait for him to come home from this fucking work trip.I will not marry a boy boss next life.
>>31494620There are many mean posters, they aren't my friends.
>>31494624I'll just act delusional and pretend you think of me as a friend then.
>>31494622Idk. I think I'm worse at this point.>>31494628Have we ever talked about silly shit and enjoyed the conversation? If so, probs.
Foolio got shot today on his birthday and died at 26RIP :( hopefully, qt MAP won't die at 26 jkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJqu246RVlc
>>31494432>angerThis is something to work on.It's a major turn off. Nobody wants that directed at them when they are with you.
>>31494633>Have we ever talked about silly shit and enjoyed the conversation?We might've.Hard to tell with all the anonymity, sometimes I don't even know if I'm being myself to be honest.
>>31494638I direct my anger inwardly when I'm alone or vent it online. I don't let it hurt the people I spend time with IRL.
>>31494643That's deep.
>>31494624What if it turned out that most of the posters you consider your friends have also posted mean shit?
>>31494648>you've had like multiple relationships through the time I've shitposted here kekAnd all I have to show for it is memories to schlick to.
God existence is pain... I hate people but I keep wanting company.>>31494603I had a girl do that to me once. Couldn't believe that bitch. Felt good but I came kinda quick (4 mins or so)
>>31494658Still more than most of us have
>>31494654I guess that'd devalue the good and bas aspects equally. So it'd be a pretty neutral development. At this point I do believe that a large number of people who entertain my stupid shit are just horny in the moment and stop caring about me the moment they go jerk off.
>>31494563mno. it's taboo for real siblings because of genetic problems.
>>31494661Tru that, 26 yo khhv gang.I can count the times a girl has willingly spoken to me on one hand.
>>31494663Nah, I really do like talking to you and I honestly hope for your happiness, but lately I've been in a shitty mood pretty much constantly and sometimes I vent in here.
>>31494669I'm 30. I'm not a virgin but I've never had a gf and never kissed or held hands. I regret losing my v-card though.
>>31494671>pity hug>a dateHuh?why are you flexing on me, Chad.
>>31494670Well if being mean to me a little helps you cheer up, and you're sorry, then I guess I can forgive you. But you owe me some good quality hornyposting once you're out of your funk.
>if you really hated people you wouldn't be having sex??? No idea what one has to do with the other. Sex is a biological need. If I didn't have this need I wouldn't engage in it
>>31494682Better than pornyposting. That stuff is always too focused on the cumshots.
>>31494682
>>31494679It was a hookup, more than one with the same girl, in fact. We were just using each other and we knew that, so there was no kissing or cuddling or lovey dovey stuff. That's part of why I regret it.>>31494678If I ever get a gf I expect it'll clear all that crap away, at least over time. Maybe then I'll manage to write another story for you, lmao.
>>31494689>Maybe then I'll manage to write another storyWhat if I just pay you?
>>31494684I feel like people here think they are moral but they are actually mentally ill or have really weird beliefs about reality
>>31492968What does it mean if he only responds to me when I praise him?
>>31494697I AM A SOCIOPATH.
>>31494696Nah, I wouldn't accept it, I'm not looking for money from it, and also I'm not in the right headspace for it right now.
>>31494699Either an attentionwhore, only knows how to response to praise, or has rarely been praised before so it's something completely new and alien to him, so he needs to interact then
>>31494696>>31494701Forgot to add, sorry. I wish I could help.>>31494698That touches on something I'm even more embarrassed about, don't really want to go into detail but I also paid to cuddle a MILF last year.
>>31494701It was worth a shot. Hope my desperation for good smut didn't come across as indifferent to your struggles.
What really happens at slumber parties?
>>31494710Not at all, I know the struggle, lol.
>>31494711People be shiddingspeaking off
>>31492968When I find the man I want to marry my first priority will be to befriend his mother
>>31494604> It keeps me sane.
>>31494717Yes, you stupid frog.
>>31494715As long as you're a decent person and not likely to try to divorce rape me you'll have no problem being friends with my mother. She gets along with most people.
>>31494720Is she racist? How does she feel about black women?
>>31494715My mom is a psychopath..
>>31494720Imma sex her up
>>31492968Men what would you do if a girl but your pp during a blow-job?
>>31494610>Do you think I fucked up irreversibly?No. but yeah, back off and tell her the ball is in her court.
>>31494631do you think I shouldnt text her?
>>31494715What if she lives in another state? What if he doesn't have a good relationship with her?
I wonder if I kind of love her. I don't know what love is.
>>31494732Depends how hard. If it was just a playful nibble that'd be kinda hot, but if she draws blood we're done and she's never getting near my dick again, and she'll be lucky if I don't reflexively smack her.
>>31494697This place is a massive outlier. Nobody here in any way represents normies.That doesn't mean we're wrong about reality though.
>>31494732last bj ever
>>31494732I'm biting her clit
Can someone explain why its an actual thing that black people seem incapable of changing their smoke alarm battery? Is there any black people here that can explain?
>>31494734hmmm ok...should I even reach out or just let her move?
>>31494766Cuz fuck that shit nigga
Thank you, jannies.I love you, jannies.
>>31492968Women,Is a cardiovascular surgical technician an attractive job?
>>31494774>surgical technicianYour job is to push beds, carts, and equipment on wheels?
girls>be me>see a woman therapist for depression>therapist asks me what causes me problems>say I'm a virgin>"There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, when it's right for you, it's right for you">she asks me more questions>realizes that I'm nearly 30 years old>"let me clarify something, you said earlier that you're a virgin, but you're also almost 30?">yes>"That is an issue"I fucking hate women. The biggest blow is that even a fucking therapist says this shit to me
>>31494780Assist and set up surgical procedures. I’d basically be helping out with surgery without doing the surgery
>>31494784Why would you see a female therapist
>>31494684>No idea what one has to do with the other.Most people prefer to have sex with people.Many prefer to have sex with people they like.I'm not sure what you prefer to have sex with.
You people are the only dudes I talk to.Anyway, Imma go to bed now.
>>31494797good night anon, sleep well
>>31494784>nooo she's minimizing my problem>nooo she's admitting my problem is a problemWhat the fuck do you want
>>31494784What was your question for the girls?
>>31494715My in laws live in the states while I am european, my husband and I did long distance for a few years. When I got accepted into a fairly prestigious college program, his mom sent me a bouquet of flowers with a lovely note congratulating me on my achievement. We had not even met yet.That's when I knew I had to marry the man. Too sweet of a mom.
>>31494767>or just let her move?communicate what you are doing
>>31494784Ask her if she would help you out then.
I have so many cuddles to give and no women to give said cuddles too :(
>>31494584>every time I initiate any conversation related to our relationship and the break upHow many times has it been? How long have you been broken up? It sounds to me that you've been trying to have the analysis conversation multiple times over and it hasn't gone well. Why do you think it'll go well at this next attempt?>and I really want to help her understand WHY I broke up with her.It sounds like you still want to fix her and change her into the girlfriend that you want her to be. I'm guessing that conflicts like these contributed, where you feel like she shuts down and won't hear you out? If cohabitation was such a challenge for you two, do you think she's the type of girl who would be happy growing old with a man living in different homes? Would you be happy to be that type of man?
>>31494774Sounds like a job.
>>31494790cause no male therapists were taking new patients where i go.>>31494802how can she change her tune so fast? "being a virgin is ok!' then all of a sudden "no thats bad!"
>>31494563I guess it depends on what age they became step siblings, if they were teenagers or adults then there is really nothing wrong with it.If they literally grew up together as siblings then it's probably not a healthy relationship.
>>31494814Is that a bad thing? There’s room for career advancement
>>31494808A selfish complaint. You do not truly "give" when you are receiving pleasure and rewards during that same act.
>>31494766MThey don't hear it anymore.
>>31494819No, most jobs are just jobs. It's fine.Do you earn enough to support yourself with some to spare? Do you find it reasonably enjoyable? Do you have free time? If so, it's hot. Don't worry about it.
How do I turn off sexual feelings for my partner at will?After the initial dating period I think his libido is going to be lower than mine and I don't want to be a creep or abuser.
>>31494827No No No
>>31494831That's rough for you buddy, I hope you find something better.
>>31494829you can't. you'll just have to masturbate in private more. Why do you think he won't want sex
>>31492968Went out with my cousin and her friend today and while they looked like Instagram baddies I looked like a lunch lady.
>>31494827I’d be looking at about 1-2k extra each month to spare. It seems enjoyable enough. I’d be working either 3 12’s or 4 10’s, maybe more if I wanted to up my income. I’d have enough free time for the most part
>>31494815>how can she change her tune so fast?Because of your age. You just said it.Being a NEET or a virgin is normal and common at 20. If you still have 0 experience a decade later then your life has diverted from most people's, and if you're actively distressed about it and wish things were different then there's obviously a problem somewhere that needs to be solved.
>>31494835Lunch Ladies need love too. I love the Lunch Ladies!
>>31494839its bs because how can she literally say to me "it's perfectly ok to be a virgin".
>>31494837Sounds fantastic to me. Working 12 hours shift is horrific tho, I do 10 12 10 now at my job and by the end of the day I'm brain rotten.
I miss the cute Asian lunch lady at my old job.
>>31494843With a little experience I might be able to travel the US making more money if I become a travel tech. It’d be easier with someone to support me physically and emotionally I’m sure
>>31494834I think of sex and his body constantly and want to do sexual things with him in some capacity as often as possible, within reason (given my career and hobbies to maintain). I've been like this forever.At first he seemed similar but it's starting to taper off and may have been more due to a dry spell.I guess jerking it more has got me through this far in life.
>>31494850I was just texting my friend that I am dreading this week because with my parents and my husband gone I'll have to make my own dinners every night after work.I've meal prepped for the first time in a year. Wish you the best, congrats on your new job!
Tried to explain to my gf what gyatt and rizz mean and she doesn’t get it :(
>>31494842It's perfectly OK for a 20 year old for be a virgin, not a 30 year old
>>31494859Thank you, it’ll be nice to move out
>>31494861Are you 12?
>>31494842It's OK to be a virgin if you have chosen to be a virgin. It's also OK and even inevitable to be a young adult who wants to start a sex life, but hasn't yet had the opportunity. There can't have been many opportunities for someone only 20 years old.But if you're still an involuntary virgin at 30 the situation needs to be reassessed because by that age the majority of people will have had opportunities, and will have grasped some of them.
>>31494829>I think his libido is going to be lower than mineDon't borrow trouble from the future.Stick to making each other happy now.
Women, would you mind it if you're sitting in the couch with your bf and he has his hand down your pants?
>drank 5oz of vodka feeling great>30 minutes later>drink a small margarita >15 minutes later>feel the worst stomach pain imaginable>spend 15-20 minutes doubled over in pain trying not to puke or pass out >pain suddenly disappearsWhat the fuck happened?
>>31492968Men what would you do if you come home tired and late and asked your wife what was for dinner only for her to hike up her dress and spread her legs? (She's not wearing pants btw)
>>31494914I'll fall asleep in 45 seconds. It's my turn off button.
>>31494862>>31494910He is trolling. No man is a virgin at 30, unless he lived as a monk his entire life, away from women.
>>31494923A lot of people live as monks, only they consoom and read social media instead of studying religious texts
>>31494917I'd get annoyed and ask the question again louder
Girls, you have exactly one (1) purpose in life: get pregnant. Why are you failing at this?
Women, do you have the biggest boobs in your family? Smallest? Somewhere in the middle?
Any cuckquean girls here?
>>31494933I need to select a sperm donor and a protector and I can't even find a guy who manages to put all his piss in the toilet
>>31494938I'd say I'm pretty average for my family.
>>31494940Why don't you find a pisssittingdownCHAD?
>>31494938Smallest
>>31494938Second biggest
>>31494938I'm the biggest out of three other sisters, by a wide margin. It's kind of a running joke at this point that the boob fairy gave me everything that was meant for my sisters.
>>31494933I am currently pregnant
>>31494947How has that affected your mental health?>>31494953Do your sisters resent you for it? And are yours bigger than your mom's?
>>31494955Congrats, femanon. Are you married/is the father still in the picture?
>>31494957It hasn't, I don't care that they're small
>>31494940How are those things related?
>>31494962I'm glad to hear that. Personally I like small breasts just as much as big ones, maybe even more.
>>31494933I am not failing. Do you have kids?
>>31494960Yeah I'm married, this was a deliberate pregnancy
Femanons, do you watch porn? What kind do you like? What was the last vid?
>>31494968That's awesome, hope it goes well.
>>31492968I have a problem.I was thinking about getting a femcel gf but after lurking Crystal Cafe, not only has it exacerbated my personal insecurities, but now I’m even more attracted to this type of woman.They seem so cool and creative and relatable, but their ideas and beliefs about men absolutely villainize me and make me feel weak and evil. It doesn’t help that I am the embodiment of a beta male and I have my own problems and immaturities.Women: were you or anyone you know previously or currently a femcel? Is there a chance for a man to have a loving relationship with a femcel, or is this a type of person I should steer clear of? I feel like I’m falling for the “I can fix her” fallacy.
>>31494969Only audio stuff from this one particular guy.>What was the last vid?Subby bf getting ridden while he rumbles about being in love.
>>31494957They might have actually when we were younger. I think they notice some of the issues I have and have some sympathy for me. My mom's a little overweight but I might actually be bigger than her too come to think of it.
>>31494917I'd go down on her, but insist on some cream or something to go with.
It's been 19 minutes, can I get an answer to my question?
>>31494973I'm a femcel without manhate
>>31494917That would depend on how hungry I was. If I was actually hungry I'd be a little annoyed, I'd probably still go down but expect something to eat after. Otherwise, it'd be kinda hot.
WomenHow many quests must a man complete for you before you start dating him?
>>31494978Mine too. I always get ignored when I need real advice and t
>>31494953What's your bra size?
>>31494969I open my webm folder if I can't for the life of me finish otherwise. It's just clips I've saved off of /gif/.
>>31494979How do I go about meeting femcels in public?
>>31494985Bring me a baby fluffy cow as a gift
>>314949853He must find a random stranger, win a war with China and rescue me from my kidnappers.
>>3149498834H
>>31494916How are we supposed to know? Could just be gas, could be a stomach ulcer. If you're really concerned about it you should go to a doctor.
>>31494995>land war in AsiaLol, femanon setting impossible expectations
>>31494996Impressive
>>31494995Never get involved in a land dispute in Asia.
>>31494995Is…. is this a Princess Bride reference?
State genderWhat makes a real nigga in your opinion?
>>31494996Oh, wow... yeh, I can see how you might have some difficulties at that size.
>>31495011MaleMenthols, watermelon, fried chicken, 3 baby mommas, and a pair of lightly used Timbs with the tops unlaced
>>31494991>>31494973Oh god I just wanna pump endless amounts of babies into these girls
>>31494973Not all femcels hate or villainize men. And a good portion of the ones who do are just venting their frustrations privately and are open if not desperate to date a guy who simply doesn't do the villainous shit they fear and expect.I don't think a frustrated shitposter needs to be fixed either way, just proven wrong in your case.
>>31495011Black guy here. A nigga is different than a nigger.
>>31495020Same
Can an incel be rehabilitated?
>>31495009No it's a ვეფხისტყაოსანი reference
>>31495011MI think it means a stand up guy, someone who stands up for his family and what he believes in and supports his family.
>>31494985You only need to initiate dating in the dialogue but the red men will keep spawning for as long as we date and they all have bleed weapons
atoga my morale is low, what can i do
>>31494985It really depends on your charisma stat.
>>31492968Men, how would you feel if a girl told you that hearing your voice instantly lifted her mood?
>>31495042>red menWhat do they have against me? Did I steal their mouthwash before they had a chance to drink it?
>go down my city's walking trail for the first time in years>hordes of homeless every where>glassy eyes and shriveled faces looking at me>try my best to look tough and walk back homenever touching grass again
>>31495050Thats an ego boost for sure
>>31495050I would unironically wonder if she's feeling ok.
>>31495050I would appreciate the compliment deeply, but I would wonder if she was just complimenting my voice or if she likes me and that's why she liked hearing my voice, but she's too shy to say anything.
>>31495049It used to be high but I can't get rid of the depression debuff
>>31495056But what would feel towards the girl?
>>31495055Yeah, a lot of cities are overrun with that shit now.
>>31495062Do you have any curses on you or anything like that?
>>31494999I was more concerned that this was one of those "beer before liquor, never sicker" type things
>>31495050I'd cry honestly
>>31495050I wouldn't believe herI have such a horrific voice and I mumble
Big boobed women, how are you generally treated?
>>31495063a release of oxytocin, i am more bonded to her now
>>31495069I failed my Incel saving throw
>>31495070I don't know a lot about alcohol, I don't drink.
>>31495076Fine? Some people are rude, most are generally nice but I'm a nice and cheery person myself. I don't think my boobs change much.
>>31495076No one really helps me because everyone assumes I have someone else to help. Yeh, world's smallest violin, I know.
>>31495020>>31495026They just seem so cool and aesthetic. I would be interested in meeting one, but it would be incredibly intimidating.>>31495021So I’m taking these women too seriously? This is just a form of online venting? That makes sense. I know I’ve shitposting a lot of things I don’t believe. Maybe I’m expecting unreasonable things from women instead of understanding them more as normal people. Maybe that’s my problem.>>31495050If we were dating, it would be a real positive thing. If we weren’t dating, I’d be confused and surprised and would probably sperg out and embarass myself and her. It’s a compliment for sure but personally I would not know how to take it and would start to worry about her.This is kind of unfair but for insecure retard “””men””” like me a woman would have to handle me like nitroglycerine, which is kind of unfair to put on someone else. Maybe I need to grow up and learn to talk to people.>>31495063If it’s supposed to be a hint, there’s a 50/50 chance it’d go over my head or I’d suspect she is sending me a message, but my dumb ass would not firmly “get” the message, if you know what I mean.I hope you get your man, anon.
>>31495095>I don't think my boobs change much.Pfft... hahahaha.
Women do you look down on men? Pic unrelated
>>31495102Why do you think so? Outside of my family, 95% of the people I interact on a day to day basis are women or children, I don't really think me having big boobs changes anything for them.Men like my tits, but it's not like it changes my life dramatically.
>>31495103Fuck that manga. I have no idea how Junji Ito is able to strike such horror with black and white on paper holy shit. I ‘ain’t readin’ that shit ever again.
>>31495112I don't think you realize how much having big boobs changes people's perceptions of you. They did a study once, the girl got more tips working in a coffee shop when she had bigger boobs. Even from women.
>>31495103This one shot was based, I need some plain-cute pussy
>>31495050I’d wonder if she was lying, I don’t like my voice
do you fear that any children you have will suffer from birth defects?
I met this girl and she said she cut off a lot of her friends because they all wanted to move downtown together and go out all the time and chase finance bros And says she hates that and can’t stand that scene and likes hole in the wall dive bars I don’t even think she goes out often
>>31495046Change your circumstances.
>>31495103drr...drr...drr...
>>31495028only if he wants to be
>>31492968Both genders,What’s the weirdest thing someone has said to you during sex?MHad a woman say “jiminy crickets” to me
Women who want kids, if a guy you were dating told you that twins run in his family, how would that impact your likelihood to keep dating him?
>>31495121Yeh, there's like a 4% chance in my case but that's too high for me.
>>31495121Of course I do, I’d love them anyway
>>31495133I'd honestly be ok with that. Twins run in mine too. Maybe we could get a girl and a boy on the first shot.
>>31495115I don't feel there's such a radical difference in treatment as you're implying. At least, I don't experience it.Kids are more concerned with their kids health than my appearance.
>>31495121I'm male, but not particularly. It could happen, and if it does we'd deal with that, but I don't think it's likely.
>>31495131Apparently my buddy’s ex girlfriend loved anal and one time she turned her head back as he was fucking her in the ass and she was like “I want you to fuck my dirty little shitter,” lmao
>>31495134What's wrong with you, anon?
>>31495133I would have him impregnate me posthaste
>>31495121No point in me worrying about something I have no control over
>>31495142nta but when I was a little kid, I was all about the boobies.
>>31495141So I guess you're not that concerned about possibly having twins? It doesn't frighten you at all?>>31495149Wow.... that's hot, ngl. But hopefully you get married first, or at least engaged, lol.
>>31495148Spina bifida. Wheelchair.>>31495151You kinda do though. Kinda.
State genderWho's your favourite naruto character
>>31495155Not really. I mean, I assume we'd have two at some point, why not speed it along?
>>31495161Male.I have never watched a full episode of Naruto and the full extent of my knowledge of the characters' names beyond Naruto himself is r34.
>>31495133I'd love twins, it would make the amount of kids I want more of a possibility. Though increased risk comes with multiples
>>31495141Heh, might end up with quads or something.
>>31495154I mean, we all get patients who get crushes on us or find us attractive, boobies or not.
>>31495168Ok, that might be a bit much.
>>31495161MBug Boy, so much wasted potential. As for characters that actually got screen time I liked Shikimaru
>>31495162Damn, you're just that ready to have kids I guess. More power to you, hope you find a guy soon and get him to knock you up.>>31495165How many do you want? And the health risks were more of what I was expecting women to be worried about.>>31495168I'm the OP but I'm not sure that would be a good thing. Taking care of two babies at a time is doable, four would make you both crazy.
>>31495161M,Never watched an episode but from what I’ve seen, Gaara of the desert
>>31495121I won't make any. This way nobody else will have to suffer as a result of my genetics.
>>31495175Heh, I'd actually rather not have to go through birth a bunch of times to be fair.
>>31495175I want 6 but due to my age (28) it's unlikely to happen. It's recommended to give at least a year gap between birth and getting pregnant again
>>31495175Yeh, I don't have enough boobs for more than two, I don't know how that would work out.
>no partner, male or female, will ever fixate on and obsess over me as I do themHow do I fucking cope?Each day in a relationship I’m happier than when single yet so sorely disappointed. They just want to use me for attention and whatever other benefits I provide like money, gifts, and an escape. Why is no one else in this world a lover? Why am I so undeserving of reciprocation?
>>31495180Fair enough.>>31495181Wow, that's a high number by today's standards. I'd love to have 4-6 as well.>>31495182Lol, I wasn't even thinking about that.
>>31495183Sounds like you're shit at choosing partners
>>31495185Yeah I've always wanted a big family. I'll hopefully I'll have at least 4, I'm currently pregnant with my first.
>>31495182You'd probably spend most of your day breastfeeding for the first year, haha
>>31495192Oh, you're the pregnant femanon from earlier? Nice, happy you're at least getting somewhere with your goals. Personally I just turned 30 and the hope is slowly slipping away, but I'm a guy so I don't have as hard of a cutoff I guess.
>>31495183You're getting with people above your league. If you date someone ugly you'll find they'll put in a ton of effort and worship you and you'll fail to keep up with your appreciation of them in return and you'll eventually take those benefits for granted.
>>31494923pussy doesn't just fall into a man's lap. idiot
>>31495183Same
>>31493037>To be honest, at that point, the orgasms stop feeling good>>31493047>Climaxing with someone else in the roomAt this point I feel like female orgasms ade such a precarious thing that I could never get a woman off in the bedroom. If I ever got a gf she would probably be sexually unsatisfied and end up leaving or cheating on me.
>>31493071MOne of the best places on this site but it's still a shithole.
>>31495050It's a nice thing to hear. It's nice to know that your presence affects someone positively.
>>31494923Yeah. Unreal, unreal.
>>31495182Maybe they would just swell really big.
>>31492968Women,How many tampons do you go through per period? My sister keeps like 50 in our bathroom
>>31495218Haha, I hope not. I'm already pretty big.
Get plapped, get pregnant.
>>31495218Breast size doesn't really correlate to milk production, and she'd still only have two nipples.
>>31493071>What do men think of /adv/?I can't stand any of the other threads and generals here. There's that 'How to get women' one that pops up every time I enter the board (which I guess I didn't filter because it sometimes has a pic of a cute one).
>>31495228Go away, ghost of Shinzo Abe
>>31495222>How many tampons do you go through per period? My sister keeps like 50 in our bathroomAbout 3-4 a day. But I don't wear them all day, at home I just use pads.
>>31494917If I'm coming home tired and late and she does this I'll walk by and make some food.
>>31495233Stop ghosting, and start procreating.
>>31493071>What do men think of /adv/?These threads are pretty much all I come to 4chan for anymore. Occasionally I browse through the catalog of another board like /r9k/ or /pol/ or /g/ or something, but I rarely open a thread and it's even more rare that I reply to one.
>>31495229Yeh, we get it already... but would you produce more based on the number of kids you had? I'm thinking no, for some reason.
>>31495222Like 6 regular tampons per period
girlsyour finance want's a pre-nup. what do you think?
>>31495236Are tampons better than pads or something?
>>31495244I'm not a woman, but I don't think so.
>>31495236How long's it take for one to get filled up? Can you tell?
Women, if you were producing milk and your bf/husband wanted a taste, would you let him?Men, if your bf/wife was producing milk and she offered you a taste, would you take it?
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>>31495253Nta but you're supposed to change them max every 8 hours
>>31495250nta Not at all. Toxic shock syndrome.
>>31495255M,Absolutely I’d take it. I wonder how it fed for a woman to breastfeed?
>>31495256Omg what the actual fuck anon? Holy shit
>>31495255I've done that once.
>>31495260Wtf? Are they toxic
>>31495262*feels
>>31495256WTF m8, fuck off
>>31495250No, they're frankly worse. I just feel more secure in them if I'm at work all day rolling on the floor with kids. >>31495253You're supposed to change them every 8 hours max, and they feel uncomfortable when they fill up.I usually put one in at 8 AM when I leave the house, change it at 2 PM, then take it out at 8 when I get home.If it's my first day, I'll go 8 - 12 - 4 - 8.
>>31495267If you leave it in too long it promotes bad bacteria growth.
>>31495266M or F?>>31495260Then why do you prefer them when you leave the house?
>>31495255>Men, if your bf was producing milk
>>31495255Male, definitely want to try it at least once.
>>31495275F
>>31495255FI definitely would
>>31495277LMAO, that should have been gf obviously.>>31495279Nice. Did he enjoy it? Did you?
>>31495255MGimme gimme
>>31495187Maybe. Probably.They do like me and treat me as well as they are capable. If I were less intense myself I wouldn’t feel neglected, but no one goes to my lengths.Every waking moment is spent thinking about them. In the past I have created complex plans in order to just be a part of the lives of two of my beloveds. I check on them constantly because I need to get as close as possible to living inside their brains. I thought my current partner was similar because he pursued me so much at first, but it’s not even close to my attention to detail and all-encompassing desire to consume. And he stopped working so hard when I reciprocated.>>31495200How do I know this is the case?In looks perhaps. My looks are quite average.I love my current boyfriend of course, and his face is lovely. As far as I know we receive an equal amount of sexual/romantic attention from and success with others.By which standards can I measure this? Ex. If I love something about him but it is generally viewed as unattractive, does that affect our circumstances?
>>31495287Scorpio energy, either sun moon rising or Venus
>>31495284He thought it was kinda weird. I didn't really care for it either. A weird mix of salty and really sweet, thought I have heard that the taste and consistency changes throughout the day.
>>31495297Interesting, I didn't think it would be that sweet. But the act itself, was that enjoyable? Or did he get it from a cup or something?
>>31495256Disgusting
>>31495277deeply unsettling image
>>31492981depends on the donuts
>>31495299I got a cup, him drinking from the tap would've been too weird for me. I think it's sweet due to all the nutrients a baby needs at that age.
>>31495304Nta but they are Boston cream
>>31495255mShe did offer, and I refused. Just seemed wrong I guess.
>>31492981Not really. I'd just assume she's got a really fast metabolism.
>>31495256Dude, fuck you. Kys
>>31495307Damn what's the point if he's not sucking it, what a waste
>>31495307Yeah, that makes sense. Personally I really want to try getting it from the source, lol.>>31495312Because you were taking nutrients from the baby, or just weird?
Is pregoanon still on? Have you tasted your breastmilk?
>>31495319I considered the first but it just seemed weird.
>>31495255i would maybe try it once out of curiosity….. maybe…. i don’t know i think >>31495312 kind of has a point: it’s not really meant for me it’s for the kid. it seems kind of wrong out of principle
dirty talk during sex"why are you doing this to me?""why are you fucking me like this?"anything better than "cause youre my dirty little slut" or "cause youve been a dirty little girl" she likes it real rough and very into getting punished for being a "bad little girl"
>>31495294Sun Virgo, moon Libra, rising Sagittarius, and Venus in Libra actually.(Mom is a horoscope nut)My boyfriend is a Scorpio. He also enjoys astrology.
>>31495318>>31495319Men... :)
>>31495256We used to flay people like you alive
>>3149516128MRock Lee and Might Guy. I love both these goofballs don’t make me choose
>>31495338I'm a woman actually
>>31495121I've recently decided not to have children because I'm clearly an evil mess of a man who's only use to society is being used by women for my fat cock.
>>31495331I actually had an overproduction, sometimes that just happens.
>>31495338Are you offering or something?
>>31495343Oh... OH! I didn't realize that was a thing for some women.
>>31495338If you want someone to suck on your boobs I volunteer
>>31495256What the fuck anon. I've been on 4chan for 15 years and this is the worst thing I've ever read. Going to wash my eyes with bleach.
>>31495307Was he ok with having sex with you?
>>31495362>Worksafe
>>31495362Her bf really put this private pic on the internetMen are trash
Do men find this lady too chubby looking? She’s a random influencer off my insta but very similar body to what I had 25lbs ago.
>>31495362Why do men have such bad taste in comics?>b-b-but that's a woman!She's trying to impress men.
>>31495359>>31495340>>31495316>>31495300>>31495270>>31495264.--. --- --- .--. / ..-. .- .-. -
>>31495362SFW board, dude, come on...
>>31495256mods pls ban i dont want alphabet soup orgs checking in on this board
>>31495368Perfect weight, in my opinion
>>31495368Not even remotely. I'd consider her fit.
>>31495364He was a trooper, yeh. Right till my due date.
>>31495368>too chubby lookingno she has a great figure
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>>31495370i think the poster in the thread said it was his gf>>31495365>>31495372it was posted to /co/ and everyone was okay with it why would here be any different? am i just being a retard?
>>31495368No, she just has a wide torso.
>>31495368Women's clothes do a really good job at hiding folds, especially shapewear which she doesn't seem to be wearing. Don't really see anything to suggest she's fat. Got wide hips which makes her look larger. Arms look fine, belly even looks toned.
>>31495382>am i just being a retard?Yeh, you are. Nudity is for red boards. This is a blue board.
>>31494732That sounds painful ;_; pls don't>>31494766Can't smoke indoors if you have a smoke alarmIdk I'm just white trash but I assume some blacks are similar>>31494784Bro is Héros from Whatever (1999)>>31494814It's one of the jobs of all time>>31494862>not a 30 year oldI got 4 years left, tick tock...>>31494917I'd tuck in obvs (Then I'd cook an actual dinner for us cuz I'm hungry fuk u bish)>>31494973I larp as a woman on CC but bro they're absolutely basketcases, why are you attracted to that>>31495368>Do men find this lady too chubby lookingNot at all?? She looks totally normal lol. Nice tits>>31495255M, ye
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Girls :3
>>31495121I'd worry they have mental health issues (runs in the f a m)Not having kids tho lel>>31495050My heart would melt
>>31495398Don't exist
>>31492968.. ..-. / - .... . / -- --- -.. ... / -.-. .- -. / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... --..-- / ... ..- -.-. -.- / -- -.-- / ..-. .- - / -. .- .-. -.. ... / -.--. .. -. ... . .-. - / -- .. -.. -.. .-.. . / ..-. .. -. --. . .-. / .... . .-. . -.--.-
>>31494973I'm sorta a femcel
>>31495405I love you.
>>31495368She's hot
>>31495368I'm not seeing any chub. Her tummy looks great.
>>31495368She’s incredible hot
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>>31495368Nope, her body is perfectly fine.Not overweight or underweight.
>>31495367>>31495382I recognize her, she is a escort and onlyfans girl, definitely not someone's GF.
>>31495368This is an average woman not wearing a bra in pyjamas. Is this really all it takes?
>>31495391>I larp as a woman on CC but bro they're absolutely basketcases, why are you attracted to thatThere is something about them that is so alluring. They make the coolest art and seem like they’d be interesting to talk to every day. At least that’s what I imagine. They just seem like smelly cute homebodies I could play games with and cook for and live together. I don’t know what love is, but I imagine it’s like this.Also normal women just don’t appeal to me. Every time I meet a normie girl they just remind me of my sister and I’m put off of them.
WomenHow would you react if you saw your bf screaming "ANSWER ME" at the sky?
>>31495409No you don'
>>31495405How do I meet femcels in public?
>>31495424>definitely not someone's GF.I'm on Twitch but that hurts more than I expected.
>>31495425Most guys would kill to get with a woman who looked like that.
Women would you date a man that only cries when he hears/sees other people crying?
>>31495427"Are you having a mental breakdown at your computer again, babe? Do you need a blowie, a sammich, a hug?"
>>31495422.. .-..-. -- / --. --- -. -. .- / -- .- -.- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. . . .-.. / .-.. .. -.- . / .- -. / .- -... ... --- .-.. ..- - . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- - --- -.-- .-.-.- / .. .-..-. .-.. .-.. / - .- -.- . / .-. . .- .-.. / --. --- --- -.. / -.-. .- .-. . / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..-
>>31495427Yearn for him to finish the cycle of eternal return
>>31495431Maybe stop using your body to extract simoleons from pathetic simps.
>>31495368>tattoos
>>31495429Don't*
I've actually dated a femcel, they're a mess, their lives are falling apart constantly from their own doing, drinking heavily, isolating themselves socially.They are self destructive and they'll destroy the relationship you have together and ghost because they are embarrassed about the state of their life.
>>31495425>Big boobs>Flat stomach>Presumably thick thighs/assSure, she's "average"
Just showed up, why are people talking in morse code?
>>31495439I'm a vtuber.
>>31495368Post her IG please
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>>31495445-.. --- -.
>>31495427>aw baby.. come here*get on my knees*
>>31495446That might be worse, honestly. At least if you were using your body they would get something from it, even if it's just some porn/lewd images.
>>31495443My post-femcelhood relationship was going great until I had to dump the moid because he was cheating on me. How do you even isolate yourself socially when you have a partner to share your life with?
>>31495451.. .----. -- / .- / -.. ..- -.. .
>>31495444Ok, average not in America I should say.
Can one of you computer science nerds make a dating app where I can easily find femcels near me
>>31495425>Is this really all it takes?Yes. Men love the average woman, whereas women are disgusted by the average man. Remember those statistics about attractiveness standards which you wrote off as incel propaganda? See the truth before your eyes. Men love what's average, and the thought of loving what's average makes you roll your eyes.
>>31495443Is there really no “fixing them?” I barely even have my own life together. I just have it in my head that if I met someone else, I’d get things going for them and me.Maybe this is delusional.How did you even meet her? If they’re a shut-in all the time, how’d you meet? What was the impetus for her decline? Looking back, was there anything you could have done?
>>31495458Ok, now you're just moving the goalposts.
>>31495463.. / -.. --- -. .-..-. - / -.. .. ... -.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- - .
>>31495465The problem isn't the apps, the problem is that femcels intentionally hide from society and never leave their rooms, which is why you end up with four times as many men as women on every dating app.
>>31495465>near me Where
>>31495368Not my type.
>>31495474All of it's wrong, so it doesn't really matter. And I don't feel sorry for you being insulted.
>>31495478What's your type?
girlsyour boyfriend seems less and less interested in sex. He doesn't ask for it anymore. What do you do?
>>31495510Be worried. He's getting it from someone else.
>>31495510Assert my dominance and rape him Tell him he needs to put out or I'm leaving him
>>31495509Taller, skinnier.Again, just personal preference.
>>31495465The closest thing we had was Duoliscuous, but like all dating apps, it rapidly became a sausage-fest.
>>31495516>rape himHow do you plan to do this?
>>31495513that doesn't mean he's cheating. wtf
>>31495476Femcels, please stop hiding! We want you!
>>31495522i wish women actually desired us like this
>>31495416I agree she’s hot. >>31495378>>31495375I’m surprised that everyone’s saying this, in a good way. Maybe I’ll gain some weight back and start eating more of the foods I want.>>31495425Her face is above average she’s gorgeous.
>>31495522This was written by a gay man
>>31495525Just let me have my paranoia, ok.
>>31495528Wouldn’t it be nice
>>31495510men need sex; women don’twomen think sex is okay but can honestly live without it. if a man loses his sec drive then that is a preferable lifestyle for almost any woman (only exception being those with libido conditions that create sex addictions)
>>31495525Sorry babe I'm just developing latent schizophrenia and as a result am withdrawing from social relationships
>>31495425lol. yes.That isn't average these days though. She's maybe top 20%. Most women are very overweight.
>>31495528That's basically what goes through my mind when I'm about to see a guy I like except it's not articulated so clearly like that. Like the general energy of omgomgomg but there's no time to formulate thoughts
>>31495530This is a great body. Could use slightly thicker thighs but otherwise top tier.
>>31495535nta, but maybe he just doesn't feel satisfied with the sex and doesn't want it anymore because of that.
>>31495530Yeh, that's not chubby at all. Do you have an eating disorder?
I wish there was a dating app for cuddling without the fear of getting raped. I want to watch movies/documentaries or anime/cartoons in a cool/cold room with a blanket and pillow and plushies with a pretty man again. :( I hit up my old cuddle buddy and wr got late night eats together but idk how to bring up I want intimacy to fuel and fill up my happy points
>>31495539NTA but I honestly have a hard time believing this.
>>31495530Bitch ain't fat just wide asf lol
>>31495530That's literally just a normal, healthy weight.
>>31495546She's hiding her arms in that pic. Def chubby
>>31495548Just tell him that. There are also sites for finding people to cuddle with.
>>31495530You can look good too, men aren’t a good judge on what body type is attractive, we like em all
>>31495548>tfw you have no interest in sex but desperately crave physical contactHow the hell do I find someone to cuddle with who isn't a fuck-buddy?
>>31495549Well it's true, idk what to tell you My heart beats faster and I sweat and I get nervous unless I have a drink beforehand to calm me down
We made out a few times while drunk plus we fooled around on the way back from the airport and pretended to be boyfriend/girlfriend when we stopped for lunch. She’s at her boyfriend’s family for at least a week while he’s having surgery and she sent me this, I’m wondering how long it’s gonna take before she breaks up with him now that she’s getting overtly flirty in our texts and she has “turned off my notifications” or if I should hammer out some ground rules for cheating and be more active in helping her be sneaky. Last time I was in this situation she said she was gonna break up with the guy but that didn’t happen after two years (they got engaged and we basically just fucked and she complained about her life until I got sick of it). Don’t wanna go down that path again. If you’re cheating with a guy and it’s pretty clear you’re both friendly and can talk about other shit besides fucking how would you like to have the “talk?” What would the talk even be?
>>31495553Skinny women get batwings also, to be fair.
>>31495470if you’re referring to those dating app graphs you’re stupid. less attractive men use dating apps, thus explaining the skewed distribution. also, women biologically are supposed to be picky because they have to choose a high-quality partner who will father and support her offspring. it’s literally evolution, not good or bad. not every woman will think like this but this is the foundational principle behind the vast majority of women’s thought processif you want to be happy you need to get out of the incel bubble
>>31495559It's just hard for me to imagine a woman feeling that way about me.
>>31495541maybe. but that’s a sad and scary thought. then she’s just going to feel like she can’t please her man and she’s inferior; she can’t do the easiest thing in the world (making a man cum). fuck i’d hate to be in her shoes. : (
I miss him so much
>>31495560I love those videos because they are literally me with women. Not reading allat, but you should tell her to break up with her boyfriend. She isn’t worth getting into anything serious though. Messy.
>>31495564Except not all women want kids nowadays.
You know what hurts? Reading about how women talk about men, how they like this and that about them, how they make them feel. And knowing you'll never be that man, and no woman will talk about you like that.
>Spend an hour talking with clients >They leave>Made $800>Sit back down and take another rip of my vape penSuch is life.
>>31495548>I want to watch movies/documentaries or anime/cartoons in a cool/cold room with a blanket and pillow and plushies with a pretty man again.>things I, 28M, will never haveI’m going to kill myself desu
>>31495564>Boeing when they hear you plan on witness protection
>>31495546I don’t. She’s open about her weight on her stories as she’s trying to lose weight and I noticed she’s almost at what I was at my heaviest. My max was 138 shes 145 right now. And her body type is extremely similar to me. I felt disgusting and fat at the time so I lost 25lbs. It’s cool to know some guys could’ve found me cute despite being a little soft. From the shoulders down at least.
>>31495577That's such a defeatist attitude. Unironically very unattractive.
>>31495577Amen brother
I hit up my old cuddle buddy and we got late night eats together but idk how to bring up I want that intimacy again to fuel and fill up my happy points
>>31495584NTA but I feel the same way, and I know it's the truth, regardless of my confidence or lack thereof.
>>31495583She's kinda broad, no amount of loosing weight will change her skeleton.
>>31495589>>31495554
>>31495577I want to become that guy but I don’t know how
>>31495368MB R E E DPLAP PLAP PLAP
>>31495570just become he can "cum" doesn't mean its good sex. A guy could orgasm but it might feel weak, and unsatisfying
>>31495577What's worse, knowing that you'll never be that guy or knowing that you once were that guy before you royally fucked it all up forever?
>>31495564>a woman gets upset that men are highly attracted to "average" women>this somehow means INCELS BADUh.
>>31495465This was what okcupid was when it started.It used multivariate regression to match people up.Got bought out match.com and they lobotomized it because it worked too well.Their business model requires you to swipe like a hamster. That's the "work" you have to do, so you will pay them to stop having to do it.The problem isn't the tech, we knew how to do that stuff 20 years ago. It's the money.
>>31495570this is how sex is for me and my gf. I don't enjoy it. It's not as good as i expected it to be, so I never ask for sex.
>>31495577being desired as a man is probably the most cathartic and confidence-boosting feeling in the world and in all of humanity. sadly, I am an impotent whiney fag who is offputting to every woman i meetoh welli’ll buy a gun one day and take that little black train out of this life my mother failed to abort
>>31495590Then that's a self fulfilling prophesy.
>>31495584I know but it's the truth. I can't seriously imagine it, it's just too unrealistic.>>31495585My man
>>31495605I would literally kms if my bf said this about me
>>31495602the poster >>31495470 was literally pushing incel rhetoric wtf are you on about?
>>31495609Don't set your goals too high at first. Like, don't imagine yourself having a gf. Just imagine talking to a girl. What would you say?
>>31495601It's worse to have loved and lost. That aphorism is bullshit.
>>31495601I'd say never having a chance is worse. If you've had it once then at least you know someone liked you, even just one person.
>>31495577There's a quick and easy fix to this train of thought: women will say that about multiple men throughout their lives. Sometimes countless men. No point getting worked up because even if you had a woman, it would be in her programming to leave or become unfaithful.
>>31495470>whereas women are disgusted by the average man.This is false. We aren't disgusted by average guys. You have to notice them to be disgusted.
>>31495605question for ladies: should anon be open with his gf about this or is he doing a noble thing by keeping it to himself?i wouldn’t want my gf to feel like >>31495619 , but I can’t help but find it difficult to believe that it’s healthy to repress this relationship issue
>>31495622nta but, uh... uh... shit, this is hard.
>>31495608It's not, it's just reality.>>31495622I can and do talk to women frequently without a problem, even outside of work, though, granted, not typically in a romantic or flirty setting/way. I've been on dates but never anything serious.
>>31495620This poster >>31495425 is bothered by men going gaga for "an average woman"."Is this really all it takes?" Yes, men are enthusiastic about average women, men don't feel like they're settling with average women, men don't see averageness as a bad thing. It's unfortunate if women have a negative opinion about averageness.
>>31495622I don't know, I guess I'd just talk to her like anyone else?
New Mexico sucks, but Santa Fe is alri
I love women so much it's fucking unreal femanonsNo matter had badly I've been treated, laughed at and made fun of, I can't go down the bitter hateful incel routeDo you girls ever think the same about men? I know we can be pretty bold at times
>>31495637Hate it when people answer questions that weren't addressed to them
>>31495641You'll get there, eventually. I felt like you once, too.
>>31495638I'm F. I wouldn't say bothered, more surprised really. Ok, she does have larger than average boobs I guess, maybe that's it.
>>31495641Bruh she's a 3/10 at best lmao
>>31495644Sorry, meant to add a "NTA" to the front of that one but forgot.
>>31495619i didn't tell her this. I just try to avoid sex, and never initiate.
>>31495638Are you even paying attention to >>31495470 ?>whereas women are disgusted by the average man. Remember those statistics about attractiveness standards which you wrote off as incel propaganda? See the truth before your eyes.
How honest should I be with this girl I'm talking to about my past mental health problems? I used to be super depressed, halfheartedly tried to kill myself a few times, institutionalized, etc but that was a long time ago and I'm much better now. Should I just keep this from her? Do I bring it up? I'd like to be honest but I'm nervous about scaring her off.
>>31495530Not fat but definitely chubby and anyone who says otherwise is either fat themselves and never goes to the gym or men who have no concept of how we can make our bodies look in pictures. Stomach is clearly not flat and her arms are carrying fat - what you would call a healthy weight in America. Not noticeably fat but not very good either >>31495583Good for her and for you for losing weight. But yeah if she weighs 145 she should lose 15lbs at least because she looks to be around 5'3-5'6. I believe she is gorgeous but she could look even better
>>31495651you gay or something?girl in >>31495641’s pic is cutie
women would you rather a guy who wants sex everyday? or once every month?
>>31495651She's not a supermodel but she's not ugly either - I'm biased though since I <3 Middle Eastern Women
>>31495660Skinnyfat?
>>31495667>I <3 Middle Eastern Womenbased
>>31492968I wish we could be emotional around women but I’m worried they’ll think less of me if I do
>>31495651I would disagree with you if it wasn't for the septum piercing.
>>31495530>I’m surprised that everyone’s saying thisWomen never listen. I'm surprised you are.> Maybe I’ll gain some weight backMaybe you look just fine either way.
How long until women stop piercing their septum?
>>31495666Every day, I want sex every day too.
>>31495660I think her wideness is throwing people off.
>>31495530hot
>>31495663Nta but she is pretty ugly
>>31492968Women,Would you ride your husbands dick if he’s tired after a 10 hour shift?
>>31495654Why is it bad? Why can't you make it better?>>31495666Every day
>>31495674It's what we do to prevent guys from hitting on us.
>>31495680I don't even think I'd be able to get hard after that
>>31495675what the fuck? women want sex? no /s
>>31495681>Why is it bad?it's just not what i expected>why can't you make it better?I have no idea how to do that
>>31495541>>31495597Why do guys get to complain that picking what position and hole to cum in "might feel unsatisfying" when I'm meant to genuinely love sex where I never come and where I'm expected to go to a sex shop and buy lube so that my partner can have his bi-hourly orgasm without me even being aroused. No way these posts aren't some femcel psyop
>>31495680Of course
>>31495663>>31495667>>31495669>>31495672This is a attractive ME woman, not that shit you posted
>>31495687Yeah, dick's fun.
>>31495560>If you’re cheating with a guythen she would cheat on you too anon.
>>31495530She's standing like that to accentuate her non-existent curves
>>31495694>that shitMen are trash
>>31495687>/soh god, please dont bring that faggotry here
>>31495694That's an indian woman
>>31495689there is a difference. If a guy cums while using a condom for example, its a very weak orgasm. It's not the same as some girl sucking the life out of his cock and cumming, which can make his mind explode.
>>31492968I might be the only guy who doesn’t hate septum piercings. I think they’d look hot when getting a blowie
>>31495685Women who say things like this should have to go through an extended period of sexual and romantic rejection
>>31495704>Men are trashnta but fuck you
>>31495564>thus explaining the skewed distribution.No. It's been repeated independently.
>>31495677Absolutely. The wideness is making people think thats the reason she looks chunky. You can tell the difference between wide but fit and wide with chubbiness. >>31495668Yup, been there myself before
>>31495685nta but it has the complete opposite effect, the few guys who hit on women will like you cows more if you're branded and the rest just don't hit on you even if you look like le wholesome tradwife
>>31495713If I was going to mutilate myself like that, don't you think I'd be ok with rejection?
>>31492968I'm trying to sign up for discord and it's telling me to put my pronouns in. Part of me just wants to put she/her and be done with it, a part of me is sick of this woke bs.What should I do?
>>31495685That... wasn't what i asked
>>31495694Body count is likely 20+
>>31495720DAMMIT
>>31495700I don’t particularly want to date her, I just don’t want to fuck around with just fucking and listening to a bitch bitch. Like I wanna go to a baseball game like normal friends do and her boyfriend ain’t gonna go.
>female coworkers casuallytap my lower back or upper back when passing by to signal to be careful so I don't bump into them>once trailed a finger from mid to upper back>see a graph that the upper back/shoulders area is a zone that women like to grab sexuallyhave I been raped?
>>31495659being honest is fine, burdening your partner with that stuff is not. So long as you can clearly set it in the past and just tell her how much better you are it actually shows you are a functional adult and i would consider it a good thing. Also, jumping out of the blue and just saying it is sorta weird so i would just allow myself the wait until the conversation steers on the subject
>>31495694
been clean from porn for a month. today the temptation is hitting me like a truck
Women, have you ever accidentally brushed your boobs against someone?
>>31495724I put I HATE THE ANTICHRIST in that fieldYou can just leave it blank I think
>>31495738Go for a run instead
>>31495735Mid
>>31495734Thanks, that makes sense. Do you think I should bring it up if the conversation is about mental health or only mention it if she explicitly asks? Also, should I water down some of the nastier details?
>>31495735This one has her phone buzzing the whole time. Next.
>>31495739Yes and it's the worst feeling ever.
>>31495738Me too man, it’ll only get easier
New thread>>31495754
>>31495727What does it matter? Her body count could be 100 and she could have tattooed every guy's name on her body and every m*id here would still pick her over a fat lass with unshaven legs, even if the latter was le trad virgin
>>31495739Once in a crowded elevator.
>>31492968I'm fighting for my life on the toilet rn
>>31495735>man faceno
>>31495759Drink more water/less coffee.
>>31495756Boner and mood killer. I'd tune out and shrug at whatever she says so there wouldn't be sex anyway.
>>31495721Women who say that are without fail terrible people. They're always delusional narcissists every single time.
>>31495577i mean, reading here how men think about women it comes to mind you might be one of them, which would explain why women never want any interaction with you.Fuck, even talking to some of my "normal" friends out of 4chin makes me feel fucking disgusted with how they think of women
>>31495739I’m a man but I have something similar. I work in a fast food kitchen that’s too cramped. When I move through people I try to turn my back to them because I feel awkward rubbing my dong on them, especially if they’re one of the many young women I work with. This has resulted in my (relatively large) ass smacking into people as I walk. I hate it but it’s better than my ween and we can all joke about it
>>31495724just put 'fuck of with this bs' in the field
>>31495649nta>maybe that's it.nope. smaller tits are fine too.We keep pointing out. "just don't be fat", and she isn't fat.That's really all we want.
Why do trannies have so much priviledge on this website? You can't even type "tranny" without getting banned.
>>31495739>>31495774I used to work in a cramped kitchen too and my boobs squished into people all the time. Really embarrassing.
>>31495791constant tranny posting forced mods to crack down on it outside of /b/ or /pol/ due to being low quality most of the time
>>31495803I see.
>>31495791They are terminally online and steer towards attention seeking activities like power tripping with their roles on forums.
>>31495660> t. anorexic
>>31495749>Do you think I should bring it up if the conversation is about mental healthtotally. doesn't mean you have to go all-in either. If she wants to know more she will ask, just be cool about it so that it doesn't feel like you are not willing to talk, because most adults would never try to pull your tongue on something this personal.> Also, should I water down some of the nastier details?i don't know you bud, i don't know your details. there certainly are things so much in the past of my personal life that i never bring them up and i never will: it happened but it will not happen again and it doesn't really change much whether others know or not.If something is kinda fucked up i would probably add some commentary, my reflection on how i consider it stupid now and why
>>31495687>women want sex?only like 10% of them anon.
>>31495572Babe, I’m right here. Wake up..
>>31495813No wonder.
>>31495713This kicks in for them from age 35 onwards anon.
>>31495731You have no clue what you're doing, do you?
>>31495797Yeah happened to me as a guy. I asked her if it was good for her too.Went bright red, I thought she was going to stroke out.
White women :3>picrelwoah..
>>31495853Not you
