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how do i convince my fat wife to let me eat her out before she showers? i love the smell but she insists on showering before
Is it just me or did women fall off?
>>31498769its sunday night
just a reminder that people asking for advice can be really more incompetent at life than you could ever imagine. saying it because i keep forgetting myself
>>31498767savor the flavor
>>31498773So true king.
>>31498769They're busy with sex.
I wish I could know what it feels like to kiss a woman. I have never felt a woman's lips connect with mine.
>>31498778are you trolling?
>>31498755LadiesWould you rather date a fat and balding guy or die alone?
>>31498778it feels soft and tastes good
M or FFavorite animal?
I may or may not be experiencing karmic law at the moment so just to be safeI am deeply sorry to anyone I may have hurt with my shitposts this morning they are always exaggerated and not to be taken seriously, please forgive me. I'm sorry.
>>31498793chill bro, stay unkarmed
>>31498793Apologies only work if you know who you're apologizing to, it's not a free get out of jail card. :^)
>>31498793Too late. You've brought intense anger and suffering upon us all and if there's any justice in this world your life as well as your soul will be lost forever.
>>31498780are you?
>>31498778It feels meh because most bitches don't know how to kiss. But it's amazing if she does know.
>>31498800There is a good chance I will kill myself by the end of the week if the pain doesn't stop so you'll get that.
>>31498767I think your wife is right on this one desu, unhygienic much? Though I suppose it depends if it's fresh sweat after a workout or whateverBut if she's not comfortable with it then sorry buddy>>31498771They fell into bed to zzzzz>>31498778Same (at least making out...)The few seconds I did do it it's soft and warm and nice
>>31498793 https://voca.ro/1aNgjCHabcY2
>>31498773Oh I can imagine it all right>>31498792MCats>>31498793>karmicWhat is this, reddit? >apologising for shitposting on 4chanSomeone get this guy a fuckin' puppers
>>31498806You will never be qt MAP.
>>3149881um ok ? ;( https://voca.ro/1i0jCZnWeiK3
>>31498792MSnail
>>31498811I thoroughly enjoyed his meme lel
>>31498767Get help dude wtf man
>>31498778You're not missing much.
>>31498816Do you want to be a snail stepped on by Makima>>31498819Tbf sniffing your gf's armpits after a sweaty workout is basedHuffing em after a week of bedrotting and stewing in their own stale coochie sweat is just nasty
>>31498824>Do you want to be a snail stepped on by MakimaNo!
>>31498811Also can we stop spreading fake news pls
>>31498806This is why you should take a girl to McDonald's btw. You can get her chicken nuggets and Happy Meal toy
M or FWhat are your thoughts on this?
Would you want a paternity test?
>>31498833mdivorce
>>31498833F. Sex as a reward is fucked up.
>>31498833m>average married cuck
Women, why aren't you as based as her?
>>31498831or burger king if theyre based https://voca.ro/14YtWXbSbqaq
>>31498829What fake news? You said how you want a loli gf, you post young anime girls and said how you play with kiddos at the park. Sounds like a MAP to me. Dw bro, you're part of the LGBT+ now.
>>31498835Honestly if I learned anything in my life its that most of these men deserved it. He'd probably say you were insecure for living by no hymen no diamond.
>>31498841How do you spot that?
>>31498835>the results came back negative, I am NOT her fatherEesh, poor motherfucker I mean I don't want kids (M) but hypothetically I would like to be able to trust the woman I'm planning to have kids with enough such that a test isn't necessarySo is the pic guy staying with the wife? Admirable lol but I would not stay with a cheater/lier, fuck that noise lol. I'd pay child support and visit the kid but I'm not staying
>>31498793Nope. Get fucked. My vision board is doing exactly what I asked it to do.
>>31498835no need. my kids have my ears.
>>31498846>paying child support for a kid that isn't yoursLMAO
>>31498833This is the kind of couple you see in the news as serial killers>>31498845Maybe she was on 9anime
>>31498847The Zulu curses are working...
M or FThoughts on surge pricing?Unrelated, thoughts on shop lifting?
>>31498852Mindfulness isn't African.
>>31498850Oh wait no I'm dumb I just realised we wouldn't be related LMAOYeah fuck that then. Her and whoever knocked her up are responsible for the kid. Out of my hands
>>31498854US executives really looking to get their heads chopped off, eh
>>31498833you wouldn't recognize a meme if it lmaoed right at ur life
>>31498851oh well then thats not piracy
>>31498859I see you on /pol/ all the time, why are you here?
>>31498856Mumu ogun thunderstrike you!
>>31498861Kek, yeah, famous tripfag “sage” is here. That bastard.
>>31498854M>thoughts on shop liftingFrom small mom and pop stores, fucked up. I always paid in full from them and often bought extra shit they were pedalling just to help support the storesStealing big-brand items from huge supermarket chains on the other hand... yeah fuck that stealing a few overpriced beers isn't gonna kill em lol
>>31498862Fuck you.
>>31498860>thats not piracyI mean it technically is right? Not that I care>>31498866JH why don't you answer the shoplifting question? Looks like your area of expertise
>>31498854neodymium magnet goes brrr
>>31498866I'm sorry, please don't visit me in my dreams.
>>31498854MalePublicly traded companies have to constantly be growing to appease shareholders, there's no helping it. I won't be stealing but I don't really have a problem with people taking from big companies like Walmart.
>>31498833>>31498851>that soulless serotonin stare>paired with a broken cuckold of a man, henpecked to oblivion
>>31498868>JH why don't you answer the shoplifting question? Looks like your area of expertise
>>31498842Ok this is based I still take a crown when I go to burger king because we are all kings
>>31498868Kek, that monkey bitch is a shoplifter? She's really not helping her case of "I'm totally not like the other blacks because I don't listen to black music".
>>31498854>>31498868Surge pricing with a capped range within reason could work for items prepared to order, otherwise it's stupid. And shoplifting is bad. Also fuck you, too.>>31498871I don't want to know what you fucks dream about anyways.
i had a job interview today and i have a good feeling about it but now im nervous waiting for the results what do? i have decent savings so im not worried about that
>>31498883>I don't want to know what you fucks dream about anywaysouch, that hurt me.
>>31498792F Scorpion
>>31498861
>>31498792MAfricans
>>31498888You know what I meant. I bet you dream about fucking anime girls or something. Idk.
>>31498792MaleHippos
>>31498792Mfrog
>>31498792F. Horses.
>>31498897I dream mostly about running away, dying, and my teeth falling out. Very occasionally, I'll have a nice dream where I have someone to talk to; those are my favorite ones. :)
>>31498900
>>31498874This is how I imagine the average reddit couple>>31498843I must response to these allegations>you want a loli gfLike a smol petite one, not an underage>you post young anime girlsBc they're cute and make good reaction images>said how you play with kiddos at the parkNot just randoms that I don't know that would be weird af>Dw bro, you're part of the LGBT+ now.LMFAO where's my rainbow bumper sticker?>>31498886You can't change the outcome so there's literally no use worrying about it. I always assume you didn't get the job unless you hear back (then it's a pleasant surprise lol). In the meanwhile keep stacking paper. (I need to start working in a min)
>>31498897>I bet you dream about fucking anime girlsWhat's wrong with that?
>>31498907no your favorites are when I make you suck on my hairy nuts and lick my butt
>>31498907Weird, my dreams are usually way more surreal than that. A lot of nudity, too.
>>31498912Those are your favorites, Anon.I don't judge.
Why do I keep stumbling into Eating Disorder Twitter? What is Twitter trying to imply here? I'm fat as fuck.
>>31498911Nothing, as long as you concede that dreaming about alien gangbangs is also not weird.
>>31498792Mhummingbirb
>>31498909just trying to figure out if i want to keep applying to other places or just wait the 3 days he said it would take
>>31498881Tbf iirc it was more like "tagged along with friends a few times who nabbed a few clothing items at the mall", not like she was planning a heist lol.>>31498916>What is Twitter trying to imply here?Run fat boi run
>>31498913Mine aren't really that surreal since they're all rooted in game and tvshow logic.
>>31498916You have an eating disorder, just in the other direction
>>31498916Also apparently the new hip trend in ED tiktok is girls talking about how much they eat to show it's cool to eat.
>>31498917>Nothing, as long as you concede that dreaming about alien gangbangs is also not weird.sounds like a party
>>31498920Well you say you have a good amount of savings so if it's only 3 days and you're fairly confident about how it went then fuck it just wait back and hear. If you're keen to start working again though it's worth shooting off some more applications, you can always turn them down if you do land this job.
>>31498924Nah, I'm just extremely sedentaryIf I had a social life, I'd probably be a lot slimmer since I'd have a reason to go outside and walk.
>>31498921>"tagged along with friends a few times who nabbed a few clothing items at the mallI'm pretty sure she said makeup, and one time she was almost caught and it make her heart pound so hard she never did it again
>>31498926>Bratz pfp>piercings>eats like a fucking unit Dream gf lol
>>31498926What's disgusting here is not the quantity of food, it's the absolute slop she's eating.If only people truly understood this.
>>31498928ok i guess ill waitty im just freaked out a little
>>31498932Seeing that it's tiktok, there's a chance that that girl is like... 13
Women how do i find a fat gf with a low body count?
>>31498936DINDU NUFFIN>>31498934It's natural to feel a little overwhelmed and anxious in the interim when you're between jobs and not sure what's going to happen. Just do something nice to treat yourself after the interview, then see how you feel later/tomorrow about sending out any more applications, if there are other jobs that interest you. But really I wouldn't stress. I did the same thing recently where I wasn't in a rush to start a new job so just said fuck it and waited a few days
>>31498933I don't see what's wrong with having some slop.The reason why people slim down when they go to EU is actually due to the fact that they walk everywhere.
Her uncle was right to do what he did.
>>31498941>is actually due to the fact that they walk everywhere.This is cope.
Will women be able to tell I've never kissed a woman at 25
>>31498755Am I retarded for asking a German guy who he is rooting for in eufa?
OkayED twitter is freaking me the fuck out. lol
>>31498947>I've never kissed a woman at 25Damn bruh, you're literally me
>>31498909MAPs have a different flag. The rainbow flag means gay only, I think.>>31498936They don't call him qt MAP for nothing.
>>31498854FI hope niggas rob them blind
whats the explanation for being lacking in self awareness? as in, you have no concept of how others view you?
>>31498947None of us have kissed women, broI'm 26 KHHV.
>>31498931>makeupEh well you could make a case against the ethical integrity of most makeup brands anyway>almost caught and it make her heart pound so hard she never did it againRIP. See honestly the thrill of that would just make me want to do it even moreI've only shoplifted a few times while manic but no one even tried to stop me booo. Then again I'm not black like JH>>31498947When you actually do it, maybe, or at least that you're inexperienced. You can always just tell em beforehand, some girls find it cute>>31498950Gang...
>>31498954upbringing or iq, usually a combination>>31498955i have kissed 3 or 4 and im 23only fucked 1 tho
>>31498949oh no...she's a cute black girl. it's over. my weakness...
>>31498955All the Chad anons are currently sleeping with their gfs but will be out of the woodwork soon to shitpost about sexo
Guys, could you fail at dicking down a woman so much that after 7 years of marriage she turns lesbo?
>>31498958>Then again I'm not black like JH*skull emoji* Stop, she's already dead.
>>31498955>>31498947If this helps I'm 18 f and I've never kissed anyone.
>>31498951>They don't call him qt MAP for nothingJailb8'd>MAPs have a different flag*Googles it*Ngl it looks fucking gay, like someone vomited a washed out Brickbreaker layout from my Atari 2600I'm sticking with my pirate flag
>>31498916>>31498926>>31498941>>31498949The cycle always goes like this:>problem>learned behavior or response to problem>fatigue with said behavior or response leads either to unsustainable overcorrection, or "mental health" #positivity coping mechanisms>actual problem remains unrealized and no real change is madeLook at American fitness and diet culture and this is it.
>>31498963what if she's been dicked down so well she has fulfilled all her dick desires and now she needs to pursue new ways of excitement
>>31498931It wasn't just makeup. I did finally get scared straight and stopped that shit, though. Also donated the clothes I stole.>>31498958Fuck you, whitey.
>>31498941Mmmm panini Anyway I think our food in EU is just healthier and has less sugars and shit than you AmericansAlso you guys don't subsist on cigarettes and beer for most of the day. Or maybe that's just me
>>31498973sounds like cope
Ah shibal. What a degenerate thread.
>>31498947you shouldn't concern yourself about it, you'll probably otherwise "ick" away the first woman you kiss before forming any sort of relationship anyway and you move on no longer being kissless
>>31498968Hypothetically, would you have a problem with dating a guy with experience at 25?
>>31498975>scared straightI'm in Commiefornia, here you can yoink $995 worth of stuff a day and the cops won't even arrest you
>>31498983with NO experience*
>>31498975>donated the clothes I stoleWait I totally forgot about thisSo you're literally Robin Hood? Holy based
>>31498968Nah, you say that, and then next week you'll be like I'm getting married teehee
>>31498983I feel like the age gap between 18 and 25 is too big
>>31498982thats why you need to visit a premium escort if you didnt get any action by the time you are 20. To learn the ropes
>>31498975>Fuck you, whitey.Gotta whip some discipline into your black ass
>>31498985That's fucked. Both the stealing and the pricing.>>31498987For my own peace of mind, not out of the goodness of my heart. I can admit I wasn't very nice back then.
>>31498994fr
>>31498975You should have gone back to the store and admitted that you stole from them, bad monkey.
>>31498992understandableeverything from 19-25 has flown by so fast I feel like I'm years behind my actual age
>>31498936She has a Bratz pfp though, those dolls and Bratzillaz were discontinued in 2016. Are zoomer girls getting into it again or something? Based if true. I always kinda preferred Bratz to Barbie desu
>>31498994I hate you.
>>31498993no you don't, practice gfs are free, just don't get attached to the first girl who agrees to go out with you LOL
>>31498968isn't that fairly normal?
>>31499001You know you love it
>>31498792MRaccoons
I wish I could go back to age 20 and date an older woman
>>31498997I wasn't going to have a record for grabbing clothes as a kid. I did what I thought was best. Also go fucking drown.
>>31499008No, sharp pains don't make me horny, only dull, achy ones.
MenHow did you fare when she told you her past?
>>31499011Same bro. I went out with a French girl a few years older but blew it. Now I'm a 26 year old wrinkled old man, too young for zoomer girls with daddy issues but too old for shotacon MILFs...
>>31499011I wish I could tell which guys like older women. Would make hitting on guys at work so much easier.
>>31498955>>31498947I'm 29 KHHHHHHHHHHVThat makes me your senpai
>>31499011The worst part about growing old, is watching that gap disappear.
>>31499019Jesus Christ bro you're relentless lmaoI thought you said you were a gangsta? Why are you being a snitch nigga?
>>31499021What do all the H's stand for bruv
>>31499017>too young for zoomer girls with daddy issues but too old for shotacon MILFs...THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!IT"S UNFAIR!
>>31499023I want and need those years back
>>31499020I'd probably be too mousy and shy to even get noticed by the women that want to do that
>>31499027Ya frfr. The French girl would pick me up from my house because I can't drive. Now in my late 20s it's not cute anymore it's just lame
>>31499034CHAD SHIT NIGGAFR FR CHAD AF
>>31499024Shoplifting isn't gangsta, real niggas don't respek that.>dey all talk that murder shit but niggas really shoplifters
>>31499020>I wish I could tell which guys like older women. Would make hitting on guys at work so much easier.Look for guys that look up to you but are also slightly intimidated by you
>>31499035She had a little blue car also like Misato come to think of it haha
>>31499033You'd be surprised. I don't want to sound predatory, but the quietest guys are the ones I end up watching more.
>>31499038Only chads get the shinji experience.No wonder you want to fuck your mom
>>31499026KisslessHuglessHandholdlessHappinesslessHaglessHankerlessHangoutlessHomielessHitonlessHituplessHeartshapedboxonvalentineslessHopelessVirgin
>>31499034>in my late 20sYou're in your mid 20's, not late, don't age yourself qt
>>31499037That was my last exbf. We really had a great dynamic until the whole him not wanting kids thing ruined it.
>>31499041She wasn't a loud beer guzzler though like MisatoThat was another MILF I went out with 2-3yrs ago>>31499042>HeartshapedboxonvalentineslessThis is the real kicker
>>31499042this is totally me.
>>31499045Gotta learn how to manipulation maxx
>>31499043Tomato tomato bro. 26 is officially late game. The tail end of the tiger. The second act after the intermission. The butt of the cigarette. One step closer to the big dirtnap
>>31499046>MILF I went out withChad shit.
>>31499049No way. The hot thing about all of it was getting to see him make those sorts of big decisions and discoveries in real-time. Manipulation would've ruined it. I don't want to date a puppet, I already own a bunch of stupid dildos.
It's over knowing that I'll be far too easily discouraged to even bother with a woman unless she is direct, outright and aggressive with desiring me.All it takes is>wow she's really extraverted and normie and I don't fit in here>wow she's really paying a lot of attention to that guyand I'm back to zero
>>31499040>this has never happened to memaybe I'm not as handsome as I think I am
>>31499055>wow she's really extraverted and normieSometimes these girls are easier to date though
>>31499057There's only one chad amongus, and it ain't me
>>31499052>>31499053>>31499041>Only chads get the shinji experience.QT stayed true to the Shinji experience
>>31499058I'm totally fine with her being extraverted, it's just that I have a hard time entering into an already established social group
>>31499057It doesn't happen. Quiet guys have never been desired, she's baiting for simps.
>>31499061>is he afraid of women?Real
>>31499055>It's over knowing that I'll be far too easily discouraged to even bother with a woman unless she is direct, outright and aggressive with desiring me.same
>>31499057I didn't say I approached them. Don't want to spook them at work.
>>31499062You don't have to be best buds with her friends, if she introduces you at events though you're already kind of pre-vetted, just be chill and most people will try to include you
>>31499065>tfw you're a shy, introverted, socially awkward, khhv and woman don't want to talk to you.
I must consult the council of the KHVs... virginity and handholding with someone you're dating are self-explanatory, but the kiss has to be a real make-out with someone you like right? If it's just a peck on the lips or a few seconds or something you go along with that doesn't count right?
>>31499072The fat girl stole your H card, bro.it's over.
>>31499074I didn't hold hands with her though iirc
>>31499077and the K card, and the V card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIi1LWkfDE>>31499068I don't think I've ever had a woman look at me like that either>>31499072I don't know. I've never had any type of kiss like that
Euro Girls :3
Makima poster is the only posts I read in this thread, the rest of you bore me.
>>31499080What are you on about?
>>31499085Bro you need Jesus >>31499083Surprised he's not b& for avatarfagging desu
>>31499084You don't remember what happened at the gay bar?I thought we were having fun...you told me you'd call...
women, what sport has the hottest players?
>>31499087I mean I kinda avatarfag with my bloody Yuno but only at home.
>>31499090Volleyball.
I like JH but she's racist to my people so she'd never like me.
>>31499088Sorry bro I'm not gay just a bit fruity Thanks for the drinks tho
>>31499093Argentine ?
>have only received compliments from gay/bi men>I'm straightshould I feel blackpilled by this or what?I want to hear that a woman thinks I am handsome at least once
>>31499093No matter how honest I am about how I'd like to eliminate all Canadians and Australians, I could still like one for the right reasons.
>>31499097It's easier to compliment the same sex when you're bi. Like it feels more natural and less weird, even if it is sexually motivated still.
>>31499098<3
>>31499093Yeah, she hates Asians, I cried when I found out.
>>31499097Some gays are just a lot more forward broDoesn't mean a woman never liked you
>>31499102I don't hate Asians. I was just traumatized by being told by my childhood crush that he couldn't love me because I wasn't also Korean, so since then I've just plain never found Asians attractive.
>>31499105>so since then I've just plain never found Asians attractive.ABSOLUTELY DEVASTED I TELL YOUSTRAIGHT UP NO MORE WILL TO LIVE TYPE SHIT
>>31499087>>31499091Why do avatarfags always use the lowest of the lowest entry level shit characters?State gender if you manage to answer this
>>31499107Sorry? Blame him, not me. I did literally everything with him, even went to his all Korean church. I told him I loved him and he pulled the race card on me. Tell me that isn't traumatizing for a kid.
>>31499112you know how asian families be like
>>31499112Yeah, I guess I see why you'd hate asians after that.That korean should've been ME!if I ever get a time machine...
>>31499109Sure lemme just swap to Aryon or Visas Marr.
>>31499113I didn't until then.>>31499114I don't hate them. I just naturally block them out of my dating pool is all. I think I could still fall in love with one, I just think it's more of an uphill battle to get to that point just based on our mutual preferences. Asians don't want someone like me.
>asians>blacks>latinxAm I the only white man in this thread? Is this how Columbus felt?
>>31499123Worse, it's how natives felt as they were colonized by whites, and soon we'll be the ones in reservations.
>>31499125Hot, imagine being a BWC breeding stud for a Black Queen like JH
>>31499123>>31499125Checking in, white brothers. My white blogpost is that the fucking Asians at the McDonald’s burnt my sausage and egg McMuffin.
>>31499126Can't imagine.
Do men really believe it's possible for a woman to rape a man or is it just another male psyop?
>>31499126I can't tell how satirical this is vs if it's just fetish posting. Either way, fuck you.
What was your New Year’s resolutions, and how is it holding up now?
>>31499130Not this larp again. Shit actually bothers me.
>>31499130
>>31499112>for a kid.Maybe you should have been playing games instead of dating at that age lolImagine being traumatized because of something a kid said
>>31498963>7 years of marriageCan you imagine having to fuck the same woman for 7 years anon?
>>31499040>I don't want to sound predatory, butStatement followed by negation ...
>>31499133To kill myself by the end of the year if I don't do anything with my life this yearI tried a few things, all failed, back to square one, not looking good
>>31499045>until the whole him not wanting kids thing ruined it.You work this out in the 1st month or less. It's basic compatibility.
>>31499040This is terrifying.
They really burned all 3 of my god damn McMuffins. What’s a white man to do?
GirlsIs it true that most men don’t get bjs from their women?
>>31499149It’s simple. We, uhh, conquer Evropa.
what the fuck is hawk tuah?
>>31499151How can I know, I'm khhv
>>31499153>he doesn’t know
>>31499157yeah, I dont know the meme of the week
>>31499156From talking to your peers?
>>31499151ive only had one gf and she gives me head all the timeweve been together for 2 and a half years btw
>>31499151this is why i want a gf who genuinely loves giving bjs even for her own pleasure
>>31499160>interviewer “what is your favorite secret when it comes to the bedroom?”>girl “well my favorite is sometimes, you just gotta (hawk tuah) and spit on that thang!! :D”
>>31499151Idk every girl I’ve had has sucked my dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDemRDjcK8Ewomen have you ever had sex with someone right after meeting them in the street?
Was my ex gf bad ar bjs?They literally felt like nothing and she even said she was good at it.I'd cum tons of times in her pussy though
>>31499169maybe
>>31499167>>31499169>>31499163>>31499165I am in my first relationship for 2 years now, and I have never ever had a bj before
>>31499172This world will never beWhat I expectedAnd if I don’t belong…
>>31499172have you asked her for one????
>>31499172oh and do you eat her out?if not you literally cant complain
>>31499173I don’t know what this means>>31499174Yes>>31499175No, but I have offered and she says no
>>31499175>just eat her outnever leads to more blowjobs from a woman like that, it leads to more pussy eating
>>31499177i mean at least its fair lol
>>31499177It’s a song. About suicide.
>>31499153I just found out about it last night. Ben Shapiro needs to talk about it so it can be added to his WAP.
GenderWhat are you currently listening to?
>>31499187Imagine being her dad, boomer scrolling Facebook and seeing pictures of your daughter flood your feed because she said that she loves to spit on the cock
>>31499191MJudge mehttps://youtu.be/jMfjcrGmejk?si=mjclLtATNjZDGNad
>>31499175It's different for men and females. If you eat her out, she will lose respect for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edHaXqH8REg
>>31499191FSome roblox background music.
>>31499191Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-prqnvaDgA
>>31499139I fell in love. Fucking sue me.>>31499145>>31499148Sorry?>>31499147He wasn't sure at the time. He made a decision based on the trajectory of his career after we dated for about a year and he had gained more understanding of what he wanted and where he was ending up.
>>31499191https://youtu.be/0hMO_Hg2O14?si=XpikQzw0aJ6vHBHXM
>>31499182that song was about suicide?
Why do so many women post bait for incles on social media?
>>31499206Pity from women, attention from men
>>31499191M.2000s butt rock, very nostalgic. >>31499204Not really, it’s about resisting suicide.
>>31499191mwatching this twitch streamer absolutely fall to bits watching live aid.https://youtu.be/SEwxkbkyzmw
>>31499166Gross, I dont understand women at all..
>>31499191F. EDM remixes.
>>31499194I don't see the appeal of listening to kpop.If you wanna watch korean sluts, sure, but the music itself though? Bland
>>31499200>He wasn't sure at the time.ok, this is a "no".The time between a "no" and a "yes" could easily be 10 years, depending on things like income, confidence.Recommend you filter out any guys who are not "Yes, I definitely want kids in the next N years"
>>31499191Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfKfPfyJRdkgirls if a man listens regularly to the above link, is that beta?
>>31499227It's tough to figure out when to ask.
You all have terrible taste. I am not entering any of my music into the fray, just judging from above.
>>31499151The only place I cum now is her mouth or else she gets mad
I'm so completely done with being alone. Where do I go to beg and grovel for a gf?Yes, it's pathetic, but I don't care. That's where I'm at now.
>>31499123White boi check-in>>31499130Not rape, but there's sexual assault>>31499133Resolutions schmesolutions
>>31499191Not currently listening to anything but CCR's Bad Moon Rising is currently paused on Spotify.
Can you tell the difference between fingering her pussy from her ass? Do they feel different?
>>31499232Early. It's a fundamental life goal compatibility issue. It always, always comes up as a deal breaker. As soon as you think this might be someone you could see having kids with you need to know what their position on that is. First few weeks latest.You must have a bunch of "deal breakers" already. These should be out front to scare away anyone who isn't compatible with what you want.
>>31499241she gets mad if you don't sperm in her mouth?
>>31499232>>31499255NTA but say some shit like "how you feel about kids?" Not "how you feel about having kids together?" Just in case you missed that.
>>31499123I'm slavic, so white by proxy
How important is sex in a relationship? Meaning, you have a great partner who you really fit well with, but the sex is only mediocre, its never extremely fulfilling, but its also not completely terrible either.
>>31499256yes lol
>>31499267This is rarer than it seems. Good sex comes from being open and honest. It's a very intimate experience. If you're in a good place but with bad sex then one of the people is traumatized or the relationship is a paper tiger.
>>31499255I don't want to scare anybody, nor do I want to make someone feel like I'm only after his baby.
>>31499270>If you're in a good place but with bad sex then one of the people is traumatized or the relationship is a paper tiger.don't see how that is at all related
>>31499191FBirds chirping outside and my cat purring next to me :3
>>31499267Dealbreaker for some, not a big deal for others.If they're both super horny and sex is mediocre, it's only a matter of time before things fall apart.
>>31499274Because, like I said, what makes good sex is openness and honesty. If you're in a good place, but bad sex, then you're not actually in a good place, you're just pretending you are.
>>31499232Men are most open right after sex, when all his barriers are down and he’s basking in your womanly aura
>>31499276the horniness will decrease naturally tho as time in the relationship progresses>>31499278that may not be true tho, some people just aren't completely sexually compatible, they may be great partners to each other, but their sexual chemistry may not be the best fit.
>>31499216What’s not to get? It’s free lube!
>>31499284>they may be great partners to each other, but their sexual chemistry may not be the best fit.I lived this. The reality of that is compromise for most, breakup for me. Depends how much you personally value sex.
Should I go ride my bike at the park at 4am in the morning?
>>31499288you don't think it sounds retarded to dump a great boyfriend, when 90% of the relationship is great? a 100% perfect relationship doesn't exist. Sure, maybe your next boyfriend will give you mind shattering sex every single time, but that doesn't mean he will be as good as a partner for you as your ex.
>>31499229yeah kinda, I assume he'd be a submissive shy 4chan using type.
>>31499295I love how you assume I'm a woman. Really adds to the whole "I'm insecure and need reassurance" vibe.
>>31499191Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn1pRdmSHYc>>31499238>I am not entering any of my music into the frayLame>>31499275Comfy>>31499292If it's light out, yeah it's funI used to cycle to work at like 4am with my bike lights blaring techno lol
>>31499288>>31499284nta, but how is someone suppose to know their sexual chemistry? If a guy is in his first relationship, how is he suppose to know what he needs?
>>31499299>LameFuck you Qt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrJ7grCnwUc>>31499300>nta, but how is someone suppose to know their sexual chemistry? If a guy is in his first relationship, how is he suppose to know what he needs?You'll know. It'll feel good, or it won't.
>>31498841I used to torrent TV shows and music, but now I’m depressed and don’t enjoy TV so I just browse 4chan in silenceAlso my boobs aren’t that big
>>31499275Waking up surrounded by animals honestly sounds like a nightmare
>>31499300That’s the fun part, you figure it out together. It’s like learning to ride a bike, but sexy.
>>31499300"Sexual chemistry" is a meme. Of course some people have preferences and those preferences may or may not align well, but preferences also change over time, so a couple who are committed to each other, communicate well, and genuinely try to meet each other's needs can be sexually compatible in time even if they started out with wildly different sexual preferences.
>>31499311Also true, hence the openness and honesty thing I was banging on earlier.
>>31499272>I don't want to scare anybodyYeah you do. You could have the perfect guy but if you waste multiple years of your life with them on something fundamental like kids, your life is going to suck later no matter how good it is to begin with.Your real dating pool are only those people who match your non-negotiable deal breakers. Everyone else is wasting your time, no matter how awesome they otherwise seem.> feel like I'm only after his babySure. You slip these things into conversation while you're talking to each other, you don't tie them into a chair and point a spotlight on them.
>>31499303>>31499310>it'll feel goodwhat do you mean, of course sex feels good. But I've heard many people say how sex is so different depending who you are with. I don't have anything to compare it to, so how do I know that what I have is actually good?
>>31499310I never learned to ride a bike either…….
>>31499321If she seems happy and wants to do it again, then you did good, it’s that simple.
>>31499321>I don't have anything to compare it to, so how do I know that what I have is actually good?Does it feel good enough to stay with one person? Yes or no? Pretty simple. You don't need to have a goth chick rock your world with their kegel-strengthened pussy while she chokes you until you see stars if you don't know that exists, you know?
>>31499303Wicked track <3But also fuck you too anonhttps://youtu.be/gqxxfkRuY0Q?si=VQSb5tqMKsflSsFz>>31499305>so I just browse 4chan in silenceYou're a real one for that >>31499322>tfw can ride a bike with no hands around verts with my eyes closed but never sex'd
>>31499311nta but willingness to change is part of good chemistry an inflexible autist who refuses to accommodate their partner won’t have good chemistry with anyone
>>31499246>no responseOh well. I guess it's rope time. Goodbye, anons.
honestly I'd say women don't care about abs ENOUGH
>>31499311>>31499315wrong.It truly is chemistry. The way you interact with each other's scent, pheromones', and taste. You could deeply be in love with someone, but that doesn't mean your going to have a more intense horniness for them than someone else. I love my wife deeply, shes the best woman i've ever been with. However, the sexual chemistry I had with my uni gf was far more intense. I deeply love my wife for who she is and we have a great marriage. But when I compare her to my uni gf, my uni gf (who turned out to be a bitch), she tho would get me hornier than ever. Every time I saw a text message from that girl, I would instantly start leaking loads of pre-cum. Just from seeing her text. I would be so fucking horny around her that there were several times i came in my pants just from being close to her. That has never happened with my wife, and that is okay. But for you to say there is nothing about chemistry,you're just wrong
>>31499246Just get an AI robot gf bro, this is the future
>>31499326ok i see that. but what about me?>>31499328I mean i don't know. I've heard both girls and guys say that one needs to try out different things to see what they like,that makes this confusing
>>31499344 I'm just gonna find a random dude and pork his ass instead.
>>31499341>wrong.Dumbass, its both. Chemistry can be instant or develop over time. Guess how it develops? Open and honest communication. Guess what changed since your slut days with your uni slut? Your age! You! There's way more factors than just "this uni slut was damn hot!">>31499347>I mean i don't know. I've heard both girls and guys say that one needs to try out different things to see what they like,that makes this confusing(You) might not. They say that because that's what they needed. I needed it. You? Maybe not. You won't know until you try.
how can i get my gf to rp this with me
>>31499341First, that's not the kind of chemistry that was being discussed. Second, I don't think you actually understand the chemistry you're talking about, and I don't think it was the only or even the primary reason for the difference in your sexual attraction to these two women.
>>31499347>but what about me?Er, same thing really. Did you enjoy it? If not, thentry something else. If yes, then hooray!
ZOMG, is that a reference to my favorite obscure, extremely popular animu!? You, sir, you get it. You are an epic legend!
>>31499349Stop pretending to be me, faggot.>>31499344Tried that. They're not convincing enough and I can't kiss or cuddle with them.
>>31499332>Wicked track <3Yeah it makes me speed, sadly. Your track fucks hard too, very nice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mu7MV_7aYs
>>31499360>Stop pretending to be me, faggot.no u
>>31499359people die when they are killed
>>31499364Nuh uhProve it
>>31499349I mean that sounds pretty fucking gay bro but you do you >>31499353Just get a star wars nerd gf>>31499360>They're not convincing enoughThat's where imagination comes in>I can't kiss or cuddle with themJust fap
>>31499321>how do I know that what I have is actually good?This is the most stupid question I've heard in a long time.I remember my ex gf being insecure telling me "Sex with me might feel good, but you won't know if it truly is good until you have sex with someone else" because she was my first and only partner.It took hours of me SINCERELY telling her I would have never wanted anyone beside her because I cared about the emotional connection and not the penis feelgood rush. She was a coomer though and kept being suspicious of it because she couldn't understand me
>>31499369Bruh I spent literally all of the week before last RP'ing with AI chatbots and jerking off to it but it's not a replacement for an actual woman.
>>31499351>Open and Honest communicationChemistry is biological science, idiot. Not mental. "Open and Honest communication" doesn't change physical biological properties. The uni gf, I was so addicted to her body, scent, and taste. She was a bitch which is why we broke up, but you're missing the point, it's literally just science.
>>31499351>They say that because that's what they needed. I needed it. You? Maybe not. You won't know until you try.how did you know you needed it if you had never been with anyone else?
[women]Would you be okay with your boyfriend having female friends who disapprove of your relationship? They don't want to fuck him and he's not attracted to them but they have a common interest in politics and he maintains friendship with them and hangs out with them but you know that they don't like you. He doesn't like that they disapprove but he just avoids the subject with them so they don't argue.
>>31499375extremely STEM post
>>31499358its good I guess. But it doesn't seem the same as I've heard others describe
>>31499374this
>>31499375>The uni gf, I was so addicted to her body, scent, and taste. I get it man, but I'm saying that you changed. If I took your brain now and stuck it back in your body back then (just in case you're giga autistic that means all your sensibilities are the same as they are now, but we're transplanting you back there) you might not necessarily feel that way.>>31499378You don't. And why would you care? You wouldn't know. Very very few people stay with their virgin lovers forever, you know.
>>31499379>but he just avoids the subject with them so they don't argue.I don’t like this, he should be defending me. I do it with my friends, so I expect the same from him.
>>31499373>I would have never wanted anyone beside her because I cared about the emotional connection and not the penis feelgood rushnta but that sounds so beta lmao. Imagine saying that shit. Why wouldn't you want to feel an emotional connection AND bust the biggest nut of your life into her
>>31499383yeah and its a true fact. There have been studies on this. Body properties make a huge difference in the laws of attraction. >>31499387yeah I have change, but it's not that long ago. The sex with my wife is not as good as it was with my ex. Which is fine, I just don't have the same sexual chemistry that I had with my ex.
>>31499389>AND bust the biggest nut of your life into herBecause I already did? Sex felt satisfying enough
>>31499362It's speeder anon haha, how's your shitbox holding up? (Unless this is another speeder)>Sonic Youth Nice one, you got tasteThis is another great speeder album https://youtu.be/KxJ831hZRMk?si=YxjEPPQMt8fBsHC->>31499374>spent literally all of the week before last RP'ing with AI chatbots and jerking off to itOK yeah you are down bad bro ngl, go out n get some play>>31499375>wow neutrino bros I heckin' looove science >>31499389>Why wouldn't you want to feel an emotional connection AND bust the biggest nut of your life into herLife's a bitch eh
>>31499395>Sex felt satisfying enough>enoughbeta lol
thinking bout plappregnating femanons
>>31499353Become a billionaire
>>31499400They're all in their 30s. Even if you do manage to get one pregnant, the child would end up with mental issues or as some physically mangled mess.
>>31499397Bend over, I'll show you what a beta lol man brought to his limit is capable of doing
>>31499396>It's speeder anon haha, how's your shitbox holding up?Terrible, Qt. It's atrocious. When I gear shift it clanks now, and my engine is making some very sussy noises. Bitta good album, is this what they call DnB?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh95L6Qq5WgHere's my range, at least.
>>31499339Honestly i am more into abs than anything else but it feels unfair to expect/ask anyone to have nice ones
>>31499394>I just don't have the same sexual chemistry that I had with my ex.Yeah that's a reality of it. I always viewed relationships as 3 Boxes. Values, Enjoyment, and Sex Chem. My ex, I had the first 2, and we lasted 6 years. You don't have to hit all 3 all the way, obviously. But I'm hoping I get lucky enough to hit all 3.
>>31499396>>31499383It's all about the pheromones. There are actual studies on this. Science is powerful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWJhGBvPmM
Today I wish I lived on easy mode (female mode)
>>31499401why do i have to be a billionaire to have my gf dress up as slave leia and have a collar on
>>31499407Maybe take it to the garage? But I suppose you like to life life on the edge>DnBNaw that's acid techno; this is dnb https://youtu.be/mEljEXCd1cI?si=0Qup5WYO5DuGeHgqNice smooth Lil B track too <3
>>31499412no relationship can be 100% perfect. It's impossible. I'd say out of the 3 you posted, my marriage has 2.5 of them. The sex live is not the best of my life. But it is enough, the other 2 factors of my marriage are highly satisfying. I am grateful for what I have. A lot of people ruin their marriage over sex, which is absolutely retarded. You may have a mind blowing sex life at the beginning of your relationship, but 10 years in, it's not going to be the same. Whereas, having matching personalities and quality of life together will over become better over time.
>>31499415Glad I'm living on easy mode today (male) >>31499413I can believe it desu. All of the girls IRL that've told me I smelled really good, were hot af lol
>>31499425and maybe you're an ugly looking guy, but you might just have superior pheramones, which alters how women see you.
>>31499426>maybe you're an ugly looking guyWhat did you just call me bro
>>31499428You're on 4Channel.org/adv/ bro. You aren't giga.
>>31499420>Maybe take it to the garage? But I suppose you like to life life on the edgeWell I've been trying to slow down a bit after another anon expressed some worry and concern. I actually started therapy today, went well, very enlightening. That DnB is sweetness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_0G6WPuss4You've probably heard this, soundtrack of my youth.
>>31499404>Bend overClassic song lulzIt's sad they ruined his career because he exposed the globetards.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KaIYWx9kcw
>>31499421>no relationship can be 100% perfect. It's impossible.I want to believe you're wrong. But you're 100% right, the first 2 are much more important and harder to smooth over than just sex. But I still got hope to hit the 3/3 lmao
girlsif your boyfriend didnt feel satisfied with the sex, would you want him to tell you that or would it be better if he just kept it to himself? For the record, you feel extremely satisfied with the sex.
>>31499430I'm not giga but I'm not a ni-Also haven't you heard of the hotness-crazy scale? >>31499431Unreal Tournament was the shit lolReally glad the therapy felt positive. Keep it up g
>>31499440>Really glad the therapy felt positive. Keep it up gCheers Qt, thanks.
>>31499436Sex slows down with age. Just because the first year of your marriage is sexually intense doesn't mean it will be at year 5. More than likely, it won't be. Sex is a losing long term investment. The investment should be in the person
>>31499440https://youtu.be/wt2lbpteU64?si=Q9lZyH4o2usoORvo
>>31499445You're welcome my guyRespectfully though can you stop calling me a nickname pls, this isn't facking reddit <3Have some more jungle https://youtu.be/T_wi9PNrQxU?si=ZzbWHRut1Q3fYy5j
Girls, suppose your male friend asked if you would donate eggs to him so he can have children on his own (he would hire a surrogate). He chose to ask you because he thinks you have perfect genetics. Also suppose you love kids.Would you be creeped out?
>>31499450Oh my bad, Qt MAP.
>>31499446>Sex slows down with age.Yeah, that figures. But I'm still young so, hoping I got some degeneracy left in me.>>31499450>Respectfully though can you stop calling me a nickname pls, this isn't facking reddit <3Kek, my bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1YCt98qPsRandom song I found.
>>31499388What if he did defend you to them, and they never agreed and kept arguing, and literally stopped talking several times over it, so eventually stopped discussing it because they couldn't agree ?
>>31499438i would need him to tell me that. preferably he would suggest different things he wanted to try or change first and then tell me it’s unsatisfactory as a whole if those changes/new things don’t fix it.
Despite everything going really well with my current girlfriend I am so insecure about her leaving or ending shit for some random reason >very affectionate >tells me how much she likes me >telling all of her friends about me >sees me a few times a week >lots of sex >she was over last night and told me about how she was bragging to her friends about how well everything is going with her new boyfriend >wanted to plan our next date while she was laying in my bed >spent the night >makes jokes about how we should both just call off and spend the day together >kisses me goodbye a lot before she goes And for some reason I’m still like really anxious she’s gonna text me out of no where and be like “hey I don’t think we should se eachother anymore,” or she’s randomly gonna cancel our plans and then I won’t hear from her anymore
>>31499467nta but i could understand that. i also love my weird lil autistic homies that think they have perfect insight into every situation.
>ex wants to be friendsI don't have any negative feelings towards her, honestly I kind of pity her a bit. She's a fantastic person but life has dealt her a bad hand. I kind of feel responsible for her sadness. I know I could be her friend, but if I did I'd be doing it soley for her benefit. Not because I really wanted to. This is a bad idea isn't it.
>>31499477yes, don't be friends with somebody if you don't want to be
>>31499470what if he doesn't know what should change
>>31499470not him, but what if he just loves you for who you are. but maybe he just doesn't have the sexual chemistry with you, that you have with him?
>>31499471You need professional help. No amount of reassurance from her or us will help you. One therapist helped me by having me repeat “even if john leaves me, i will be okay” at the beginning of each session. You have to face your fear and tell yourself you will be fine and believe it. You can’t shortcut it and just kill the part of you that cares. It would hurt immensely and then you would pick yourself up and be fine again. This site will have you believe you will only meet one person that suits you and she will walk out on you without warning and then you will be forced into marriage with some obese harpy that hates you. None of these things are true. Your girlfriend loves you and you are so happy that you are terrified of it ending. You should love her like she’s the only woman in the world for you when she’s there and acknowledge that that’s not true when you’re panicking
Femanon been a nasty girl (nasty)Femanon been a nasty girl (nasty)
>>31499490Therapists are degenerate. I had a therapist tell me that opening up the relationship is "ethical".
>>31499463>Qt MAPREEEEEE >>31499465Perfect Blue <3
>>31499471I have to respectfully agree with the other anon painter boy that you need professional help at this pointShe is doing everything one could ask for and you are worried about her ditching It's paranoid and I do the same thing, but don't wait til it's too late and sabotage yourself
This girl in my class keeps making jokes about seeing me too often because we have many classes in common. We have a good relationship and I know she is just kidding (she even says so every time ), but what’s up with that? Is this some way of telling me she likes me?
>>31499503Hard to tell if it's flirty or just friendly. If you do like her though and she's just a casual acquaintance you could make a move (might be a bit awkward though if she rejects you and you share class...)
>>31499490>>31499502Yeah it’s fucked up man she’s like really great and I am completely aware that I am over thinking and being paranoid but I will conjure some false reason in my head that maybe it’s all BS and it’s dumb. Idk man I know I’ll be fine if she leaves ultimately but I’m not used to shit going this well and it just feels really good but also scary at the same time. I fuckin like her a lot man and she clearly feels the same way. She was literally talking about how she was telling her friend how happy she is about everything And it’s sweet but like I’m so afraid to get hurt
>>31499484i think he can find at least one thing we haven’t tried that interests him. >>31499488i have been in his shoes. if i’m honest i could have been more open with the person i was with about the lack of chemistry. if he had been more hygienic i would’ve felt more attracted to him. that felt so difficult to bring it up that i chalked it up to chemistry. that being said, i’ve met someone since then that has a different standard of hygiene from me, but i would rip the crusty ass clothes off his body because he makes me feel absolutely feral. so i guess i would understand, but it would sting. life goes on
>tfw sister's bf might be starting another full-time job out of the houseaaaah it'd be so nice to have a few hours a day where I don't have to deal with the constant anxiety of being around people
>>31499511>i have been in his shoes. if i’m honest i could have been more open with the person i was with about the lack of chemistry. if he had been more hygienic i would’ve felt more attracted to him. that felt so difficult to bring it up that i chalked it up to chemistry. that being said, i’ve met someone since then that has a different standard of hygiene from me, but i would rip the crusty ass clothes off his body because he makes me feel absolutely feral. so i guess i would understand, but it would sting. life goes onso i guess you'd rather not know that he doesn't feel the same about the sex as you do?
>>31499516chad shitmore time to choke it
Where is my gf to finger her pussy then lick my fingers in front of her?
>>31499520not what i said. losing faith in your ability to communicate, bud.
>How long do many of you wait ''to get back on the horse'' after a breakupIt's been almost 2 years. I definitely don't feel any better about it but I acknowledge there's no point feeling bad about ancient history. I haven't really tried to date since, I would probably only consider it for a confidence boost to start with. Go for the low hanging fruit. I can see this is a pretty dick move but I really can't see any other way to get some confidence back. How common is this for people? Should I really feel bad?
>>31499536Just date people you actually like and try to build confidence that way
>>31499534sexual chemistry can't really just be changed. You already said it yourself. Your ex you think you might have wanted sex more if he was cleaner. But your new man, you don't care if he's grimy and dirty, you just badly want his cock.
>>31499538I wouldn't date anyone I didn't ''like'' but I probably wouldn't consider a relationship with most of them.
>>31499542I need to find me a productive member of society so I can leech off of them,
>8am Monday Thus begins the humiliation ritual.
>>31499506Yeah that’s kind of the crossroads I am at, because we also work on the same projects in some of these classes. It’s just that there are also other indicators that make me believe she is flirting. Probably waiting until end of class to actually ask her out
>>31499503I would say its a good sign!You can always joke back "well, if you dont like seeing me i can move things around a bit" and see her reactionIf she says "noooo i dont mind" or something in panic, then you are in.If she doesnt react in any surprised way then she isnt interested
I have 6.5inch dick but it doesnt look big or impressive at allIs this my porn brain or would it just look bigger if in comparison with smaller woman
>>31499490>>31499502Also another small tidbit I’m not sure how to handle. This girl and I are basically co workers. She works under different management and we don’t ever see each other at work and she is also leaving the company soon. She’s just not sure when. But we more so agreed to act like we didn’t really know each other that well when we first started going out. But now we’re exclusive and last night she basically told me she doesn’t want to hide it anymore and she hates pretending we aren’t close and she doesn’t care who knows and that it doesn’t matter cause she’s leaving soon anyway. I don’t know how to go about that or what to do
>>31499566That's prolly smartest >>31499556What do you do for work?>>31499551Lmao basedMeanwhile I wouldn't mind if someone leeched off me but I'm not interesting enough for them to stick around>>31499570Prolly, 6.5 inch is def above average>>31499574>it doesn’t matter cause she’s leaving soon anywayWell she said it herself lol
>>31499544So you're leading them on basically? Bleh
>>31499252Yes, the pussy is straight and uniform width, the ass has a tight entrance but loose inside and you can feel curves and ridges
>>31499536I did the same as you and dated around with people I didn't consider long term. I advise against it. You will want your time back just like the previous relationship from before 2 years ago. I have been single and feel healed after 5 years now and am dating again. Don't feel bad about yourself, but maybe if you really waste people's time with thinking they are "low hanging fruit" because what makes you different?
How can I tell if he is really over me/not interested and not just saying that?
>>31499551Sometimes I wish I was gay, I could just be a bottom bitch for some chad and stay at home all day, but alas I'm only into women. And if a woman wants that they'll just date a girl
>>31498755I haven't bathed in 3 days
>>31499587Take a shower stinky gurl
Sweaty sex on backseat of the car
>>31498755My dad gave me a hairclip he found in the garden but my aunt says it might be cursed...
>>31499586that's only reserved for the pretty though
>sit on bench outside the church to daydrink and shitpost>hot tomboy girl sits on the bench next to mineFuck's sake, now I'm too shy to do anything
>>31499543i would understand but it would sting. life goes on. i’d want to know.
>>31499590Trust your aunt, don't wanna get hexed by a witch bitch
Nicotine, caffeine, women. These are the things that fuel me.
>>31499588I'm showering rn
>>31499580Depends what you're after. Showing someone a good time isn't leading them on.
>>31499576My boss already knows as he’s my good friend. He’s been very encouraging about it. Her boss doesn’t know tho. And neither do a lot of our co workers. But she doesn’t want to hide it
>>31499592I don't believe half the shit this guy says. Maybe you're sitting there alone and thought to yourself "what if a hot girl came along".
This is literally a [REDACTED].
>>31499586if you were actually committed to the parentless neet lifestyle you would suck dick like the rest of us
Puzzle games, theatre plays, women. These are the things that fuel me.
>>31499594So what should he do, just tell you? Things will continue as normal after?
I got a job at the reception desk at a dental office. Will girls think I'm gay?
>>31499601this makes me want a gf and makes me question my scale in terms of liking men/women ratio
>>31499609Sydney Sweeney has that effect on people.
>>31499597HotWait is your phone waterproof Also is this doll collector girl>>31499596Right now for me it's nicotine, alcohol and existential dread
>>31499585If he's not making an effort to spend time with you, he's not interested. Also, wouldn't kill you to make an effort either, I'm sure.
>>31499607As someone who was a receptionist in a Dr's office for two years... yes probably unless you try to act super macho or whatevs
>>31499611>Wait is your phone waterproofNo>Also is this doll collector girlNo
>>31499611>alcohol and existential dreadISHYGDDTLife is good, because life is full of nicotine, caffeine, and women.
>>31499602That sounds a bit gay though>>31499600Nah this actually happened lol but she just left a minute ago, phew
>>31499585This is like asking "how can I tell if an employer who turns down my job offer actually does not want to hire me?"If for whatever reason homeboy is madly in love with you but still firmly rejects you, apparently he has issues and shit's fucked and complicated, so it's still as effectively a no.Let it go.
>>31499618Oh fairs>>31499619Cool story chad
Girls, Me Espresso?
State genderWould you feel comfortable talking here?
>>31498755How to consul a grieving 20 year old girl? I’m 80% sure someone died because she posted a snap of her wearing all black and looking like she just cried.
>>31499626>Shiet nigga I slatted onna trans gyatt. Am I gay now? My moms would finna beat my ass cuh
>>31499631Sorry for your loss, ma'am.
>>31499631>she posted a snap of her wearing all black and looking like she just cried.waaaaah look at me! I am sad!!!
>>31499607BTW if a girl asks what you do for work you can bullshit a bit and say you do administration and front desk at the dental office>>31499631Idk just ask her if everything's ok
>>31499635So what, people aren't allowed to be sad now?
>>31498714>>31498740elaborate please. I've only gotten a few pics because women are weirdly shy with me (or don't trust me, idk)
>>31499614yeah I knowwe are many miles away>>31499623no he has lots of issues but he still wants to be my friend, I just need to tell him my boundaries which I did the other day but after that I didn't try much for conversation
>>31499632It gets funnier the longer I look at it. Fucking zoomers.
>>31499640she posted that for attention.
>>31499645NTA but clearly that's good for that guy, he wants to give her attention.
>>31499645nta but people like to document so what? aren't you doing that by complaining
>>31499645Sometimes people just need a lil love
>>31499625Shut up Sabrina, I can't get your song out of my head
>>31498755Both genders,What’s a favorite imaginary sex scenario of yours?
>>31499625>Me EspressoIs this some zoomer meme I've not heard of
>it’s another episode of the girls in the office shitting on menLovely.
>>31499653MThe one where I got raped by my stepmom. Except it wasn't imaginary.
>>31499626Negroes have unironically set back American gender relations by decades.
>>31499653M>What’s a favorite imaginary sex scenario of yours?Having sexOnce I actually asked out a pizza hut delivery girl and we went on a date and it was awkward
>>31499653Whenever a partner is worn out from multiple orgasms, over sensitized or otherwise incapacitated so I can just go to my heart's content while they feebly try to get me to slow down or give them a breather.
>>31499666>666Delightfully devilish
>>31499653F. I'm home alone when a monstrous slasher villain breaks in and has his way with me after fucking me up. He leaves me alive and I fully recover, but he makes it a habit of doing it frequently whenever it's certain that nobody can save me. In the process of becoming his obsession, I'm also saving people since he stops being a murderer.
>>31499670Women are wild fr
>>31498835I'd dump her in no time.Would love to read the backstory and what those "incidents" were...
>>31499672Hey you're lucky I didn't pick the centaur fantasy to share instead.
>>31499653FThis
>>31499676..........go on
>>31499680Fucking hell lolBased
No girls here this morning. Even when they are here 99% of "Female" posts are men larping.
State gender, would you date a cigarette smoker? What if they quit when you dated?
>>31499695MYes, because I also smoke. I really don't care if they quit or not.
>>31499680f, where is this fromfor research purposes
>>31499680….I wonder if you ever listen to any of my gwa posts.
>>31499699Nta but I presume it's from the gone wild audio subreddit, so just search the title there
>>31499699https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/16cjzh4/m4f_coerced_into_a_marriage_alliance_with_a/https://soundgasm.net/u/whisperboyy/M4F-Coerced-into-a-Marriage-Alliance-with-a-Yandere
>>31499695MaleYeah, I don't care. I used to smoke anyway.
>>31499704>whisperboyy lol
>>31499653I put a collar and leash on a woman and treat her like a whore
>>31499653MComing home from work to my girlfriend naked with her best friend waiting for me.
>>31499707?
>>31499701>>31499704I haven't seen that one yet there so I was wondering if there was another subredditI went on /x/ in succgen and they recommended me it
>>31499711It's just a funny name is all
>>31499695F yes I smoke rn too
>>31499600Now there's a scruffy depressed looking dude sitting on the bench tuning his guitar and smoking, this is more my speed lol Man I need to back up all my trax but I just can't be fucked. Maybe if I have the house to myself in the daytime I'll get some backups going
>>31499597>>31499587Finished showering, I'm clean now
>>31499719Prove it.
>>31499717rn? Smoking is bad for ya>>31499720Congrats
>>31499722I'm not taking a fucking photo of someone sitting near me lol
>>31499653I chain a woman to a post by her neck and arms before trying to get her pregnant
>>31498755State gender Do you like me lockscreen?
>>31499735MYeahh it's pretty
Men, is it off-putting or gross if a woman can eat a lot? I will have the appetite of a bird sometimes but then randomly be able to eat a lot. I just ate an entire pizza by myself
>>31499739Did you gorge yourself on a date again?I personally think it's fine. It's one of those 'flaws' you can lovingly tease your wife about.
>>31499739Not at all. I like a girl with a healthy appetite.
>>31499739It's hot to me desu
>>31498833Poor lad.
>>31498755Women,Have you ever had something in your ass while you were getting fucked?
I move from ED twt to chocolate twt nowThe Algorithm is now serving me beautiful black babes.
Women Do you ever get horny and want to fuck but have trouble getting wet / relaxing at first?
>>31499653My wife waking me up at 3 am in thew middle of our honeymoon in order to get the 7th load of the day, as she's trying to conceive.
should I even be his friend if he wants me to be since it didn't work out?
>>31499739FWIW as a woman it has stood out to me all the time how often men commented positively if I was eating a lot and/or particularly joyfully. I feel that part of it is that it can humanize you and make you seem less like little miss perfect. I feel like particularly guys that love to overeat themselves sometimes, find it really disarming to see a pretty girl pig out. Plus there's the "cool girl" factor, as much as men love slim women, they pretty much universally hate women fussing over food or being very overt about not being able to eat stuff because of the calories. Another part that is less positive is that I feel at least for some men, the combination of a slim/normal weight woman and her eating a lot gives off the impression for them that she's actually "naturally thin" and can eat whatever she want. So basically that she's a good long term investment. But I think for most it does not go beyond finding it cute. I would personally be super wary of a guy who insists that you always eat ladylike (portions). A guy like that probably has a lot more rules specifically for women.
How normal is it that after I talk with a colleague and she leaves my cubicle, I think to myself "God she's so cute"?Is that overly pathetic?
>>31498755Men: I like natural womenAlso men when they see natural women:
>>31499758Yes. Both happen, too. Sometimes my bf starts touching me and my body responds really hungrily whereas my mind is not focused on sex and slow to follow.Or I'm going crazy in my head but for whatever reason my body is still catching up. In most cases simply being patient and not assuming anything based on her level of wetness is enough to get her there eventually.
>>31499576>What do you do for work?I audit.
>>31499735No, cringe.
>>31499739I don't give two shits what any men thinks, I'm gonna eat what I want.
>>31499767I can explain. They just mean "I like women that naturally look the way I want them to look". And to be totally fair, men that back this up also exist. I've fucked three men and neither would give a fuck whether or not I had armpit hair or leg hair, for example. To the point where my bf was actually dumbfounded once when I interrupted foreplay specifically to shave my legs. They might not be the most common breed, but they do exist.
>>31499767There is a difference between "natural looking" makeup and no makeup. They're usually referring to the former.Also some girls look good without makeup.
>>31499767My gf looks pretty without any makeup
>>31499765Maybe pathetic but based>>31499767Get this man a bucket>>31499772OKIs it fun?
>>31499772Why is this nigga so overratedWhy does everyone wanna fuck him?
>>31499771Gotcha Sometimes my gf and I go to fuck and she’s not that wet at first This morning we went to have sex and she wasn’t really that wet and I felt bad and almost stopped but she wanted to keep going but I almost felt bad like she was just doing it to make me feel good
>>31499767Can't be me.I've never seen a woman in my entire life before.
>>31499781Some women are more prone to this than others, it can have to do with being rested, well-hydrated, and hormones play a role, at some points in your cycle it is easier to get wet than during others.You are a good boyfriend for wanting to make sure, but I imagine you might also feel insecure/rejected if you take a little longer to get hard and your gf suggests stopping altogether in response. Of course, it is only good and normal to only want reciprocal sex. But if her attitude is eager and willing and happy, then her level of physical arousal does not get the last say, especially because that's what foreplay is for after all right?
>>31498755State genderWhat's the worst thing about having divorced parents?
I need to bite the ass of some fat ass white girl with pimples.
>>31499743Again? But no I was alone When I was ordering I asked the guy if that size was big and he said that is what he eats when he is hungry lol>>31499764Thank you! I guess this makes sense I had an ex once say to me when we were eating that i should be careful since my metabolism will catch me one day and it traumatized me lol. >>31499774This is the right mentality to have
>>31499786it not happening soon enough.
>>31499191this
Fat bottom gyatts, are you happy with your results from Ozempic?
>>31498755>see a woman with small ankles>immediately think about pinning them to her ears and fucking her
>>31499790>The constant fighting and using you as a pawn to get back at each other. Parents blaming each other and then you for their own problems. You feel guilty being swept up in the middle of it all.This is happening to me right now
>>31499792>Again? But no I was alone >When I was ordering I asked the guy if that size was big and he said that is what he eats when he is hungry lolDid you stomach get beeg and pregnant like when you finished the entire thing?
>>31499797Phew, I'm safe then...
Femanons?
>>31499800NTA but>My mom always used to tell me it was my fault my dad killed himself but deep down I know it wasn'tHoly fuck. I used to hate my dad for blaming me for marrying his ex-wife that abused me but wow. That is so fucked.
>>31499801Why are you fat?
>>31499785It’s funny you say that We went to have sex and I was rock hard and she got on top of me and went to put it in and she wasn’t wet at all so I kinda lost my erection and then she got off and started blowing me But I felt badBut we ultimately had sex I occasionally have performance anxiety which will cause me to go soft every now and then which sucks but it’s never got in the way and she always seems to enjoy when we have sex
>>31499800>My mom always used to tell me it was my fault my dad killed himself but deep down I know it wasn'tI'm so sorry you had to go through that... my problem is no where near that bad
>>31499792>I had an ex once say to me when we were eating that i should be careful since my metabolism will catch me one day and it traumatized me lol.See, that shit's retarded to me. If he wants to be with someone for life, hell, you might end up having a completely different body after childbirth. Or getting into an accident and suddenly not being able-bodied anymore. Yet he is super young and already this aware of avoiding the risk that he hooks up with a woman who will end up fat over time. That says a lot about him, more than eating a lot once because you feel like it/are super hungry says about you.Basically if anything you should take this to heart as never to entertain another guy who comments like this.
What's up with women's proportions, like GOD DAMN, the fuck is thiS?
>>31499806Yup
>>31499765No I would like if someone thought that about me>>31499758Yes, especially if I am stressed and my mind is somewhere else
>>31499653taking shelter from a blizzard in a cabin in the woods where a beautiful woman lives and she has to cuddle with me naked so I dont get frostbite. And then we fall in love and live happily ever after
>>31499813>the fuck is thiS?multiple bbls
>>31499814how tall tho?I like them chubby
>>31499813Bad bbl
>>31499803Bro's handwriting is atrocious icl >>31499804>blaming me for marrying his ex-wife that abused meThat's fucking awful lol, I'm sorry bud. How is that your fault?? I try not to blame the parents too much either, people are flawed and products of their social conditioning yadda yadda, they were also just #coping hard. But it's not fair to guilt trip you like that and you shouldn't still feel like you had any part to play.>>31499808Eh everyone's problems are different and valid. That's the tip of the iceberg with my mom haha. Gotta love the time she handed me a knife and told me that if I killed myself she could be happy again
>>31499800Are you me? My mom will tell me this probably like once a year too
>>31499786this >>31499793the domestic violence was pretty traumatizing
>>31499823>Gotta love the time she handed me a knife and told me that if I killed myself she could be happy againYOOOnta, but my mom handed me a knife and told me to kill her instead.
>>31499815Gotcha Yeah see >>31499781I sometimes have performance anxiety too and it sucks >>31499785She is just finishing her period too btw
>>31499797>anklesThis is random but reminded me of Matthew Dickman, a poet and the only person I have ever heard express such love for ankles.This is from his poem "Getting it Right":Your ankles make me want to party,want to sit and beg and roll overunder a pair of riding boots with your ankleshidden inside, sweating beneath the black tooled leather;they make me wish it was my birthdayso I could blow out their candles, have them hungover my shoulders like two bagsfull of money. Your ankles are two monster-truck enginesbut smaller and lighter and sexierthan a saucer with warm milk licking the outside edge;they make me want to sing, make mewant to take them home and feed them pasta,I want to punish them for being badand then hold them all night long and say I’m sorry, sugar, darling,it will never happen again, notin a million years.
>>31499813The hack is looking at the rest of her legs. An actual fat ass woman will have proportions that smooth out, not a shelf.>>31499823>That's fucking awful lol, I'm sorry bud. How is that your fault?? I try not to blame the parents too much either, people are flawed and products of their social conditioning yadda yadda, they were also just #coping hard. But it's not fair to guilt trip you like that and you shouldn't still feel like you had any part to play.Not to be edgy but wow I would like to bash your mother's face into a counter top. Props to you for being mature and rising above. I still dream about murdering my father for all the shit he pulled.
>>31499823>Eh everyone's problems are different and valid.True, but despite everything, I know my parents love me and would never physically harm me>Gotta love the time she handed me a knife and told me that if I killed myself she could be happy againAgain, I'm so sorry... I hope you got help
>>31498755Women,Thoughts on getting laid on by a man you’re attracted to?
Do men ever like to just be friends with women it didn't work out with
>>314998205'2I'm a shorty...
>>31499837CHONKYhehe.you sound hot.
>>31499828Well, you gotta hand it to her :pI'm sorry though that's super shitty >>31499825): what a beeatch >>31499833Eh if it makes you feel any better my mom is a miserable person who's alienated everyone from her life and is too stubborn to accept medical treatment so digging herself into an early grave. My sister has basically been no contact since she was 18I will always love my mom, but yeah I think sometimes you have to separate the good aspects of a parent (cause she really was great in a lot of ways) with their mental illness>still dream about murdering my father for all the shit he pulledAs long as you don't actually do it haha we all need a yandere fantasy sometimes
My gf wants to try new shit in bed She’s kinda vanilla but says she’s open to whatever and just wants me to guide her She wants to bring her vibrator over Wednesday night. How the fuck do I use this when we’re fucking to make shit better for her?
>>31499813Das Schwarz der Nacht..
>>31499813Now check this out
>>31499814I am asking WHY are you fat.
>>31499834I mean my mom didn't physically harm me (despite the odd spanking when I was younger but nothing uncommon). She's just mentally ill (had a *very* abusive childhood) and will say out of pocket shit sometimesAnyway that's good that you can appreciate the good about your parents and that they love you (:>>31499836Yeah sure sometimes, long as there are no lingering feelings or difficulties there
>>31499844God, I wish JH were real.
>>31499838I'm really not though.I gotta lose this weight.
>>31499844I wanna bury my face in her hair
>>31499839>As long as you don't actually do it haha we all need a yandere fantasy sometimesWe'll see. If I snap, he's the first one going down. The guy is a literal murderer, ran with the Hells Angels, one time bragged to me about how he killed 3 guys fucking with his trap line. Amongst the shit sundae that's the topper for me, not mentioning the fact he stole thousands of dollars from me and a house. He does not deserve to be alive. Sorry for the vent but hearing your suffering really sparked my own.
>>31499848>She's just mentally illI figured... Did she get any help?
>>31499851It's what inside that matters. uwubut I guess being healthy is also really important, I'll be cheering you on from the side
>>31499844That is all angles. Look at her upper arms, she's fat or she had lipo.God I'm so glad I used to be a professional coomer. Women trickery doesn't work on me. Nice ass though.
Fat asses are disgustingA great ass is just big enough to look good, but also has great shapePosting these disfigured monkeys makes me want to vomit
>>31499855Oh yeah that sounds next level, hooooly shit. The guy sounds super dangerous and awful. Hope you're holding up ok now and being the better man
>>31499846I just slowly gained it over the years
>>31499856>Did she get any help?She's a narcissist so she refuses help, that's the problemAt one point she was on antidepressants but that was like over a decade ago
>>31499849WTF is JH?
>>31499860>Hope you're holding up ok now and being the better manSorta. Had my first therapy session today. Lotta talk about how my dad made me hate myself. He always talked about how I wasn't the son he wanted because he was super alpha male and I'm a sensitive type. I do have my own knife story though. One time when I was 12 I decided that I'd try to stand up to him for the first time. All I did was stare at him, apparently that sets off an animal's aggressive instincts. Or he was on meth, who knows? Anyway he screamed in my face and threatened me with a long butcher knife, rapt me on the knuckles. Good times. When I confronted him 10 years later he pretended I made that up.
>>31499857>I'll be cheering you on from the side10Q
>>31498755Speaking of BBLs...https://cosmeticsurgeryclinicturkey.com/blogs/celebrities-with-bbl-before-and-after-photos/
>>31499848I had to tell him my boundaries yesterday so we could ve friends. like I didn't say that per se but asked him why he called me something because it confused/hurt me. he calls his friends that and I feel like i am more reserved so something like that just seems relationship territory for me. had a big cry over it by myself the other night
>>31498755Women,Thoughts on this?
>>31499867>Had my first therapy session todayOh shit you're the other bipolar anon, the speeeder haha>always talked about how I wasn't the son he wanted because he was super alpha male and I'm a sensitive typeFuck that noise, what a machismo cunt>When I confronted him 10 years later he pretended I made that upOf course haha, what a cowardI'm glad the therapy was helpful. That's pretty heavy for a first session haha. Stick with it and hopefully it helps in the long run
>>31499873It's good you discussed your boundaries with him and addressed what you weren't comfortable with. Sometimes ya just gotta cry it out lol. I'm glad you have made some headway and are looking out for yourself now
Why aren't there more black girls in /atoga/?
>>31499875Yeah I'm the speeder. >I'm glad the therapy was helpful. That's pretty heavy for a first session haha. Stick with it and hopefully it helps in the long runThanks. It's helpful to know that I'm actually worthy of love. Weird feeling! Hell he used to encourage me to cheat on my ex. Sure was real good at making me feel like a loser. Thanks for listening to my vent...whoever you are.
I have an announcement to make.I'm going to bed, that's it.
>>31499879>he used to encourage me to cheat on my exWhat a retard lol. I assume that you didn't?>helpful to know that I'm actually worthy of love. Weird feeling!Ikr, shit's wild>Thanks for listening to my ventIt's all good bro. I didn't mean to start shitposting about this shit after a few beers lol>Sure was real good at making me feel like a loser): at least you know you're not one!Yeah my mom also had a wonderful way of just being negative and critical of fucking everything. Like whenever I did something good at school or drew something or whatever she'd make a snide joke and put me down. But we can rise above all that shit lol. Fuck what they think >>31499881Seneca a real one for that
>>31498755Women are afraid on not looking sexy while getting fucked but little do they know we want you to look like a retard when we fuck you
>>31499866Jizz Hitler
>>31499842That's nothing lol
>>31499879Someone posted this the other day so I gotta reeepost the simple reminder
>>31499840Watch Owen grey videos he uses a vibrator on women in sex
>>31499883>What a retard lol. I assume that you didn't?Nah, but he acted like I was a loser for it. Like I needed to hit an arbitrary number of bitches fucked to even be worthy of being a man.>Yeah my mom also had a wonderful way of just being negative and critical of fucking everything. Like whenever I did something good at school or drew something or whatever she'd make a snide joke and put me down.Idk how you rise above that man, but I'm proud of you. Ain't easy.>>31499889Thanks bro, appreciate it. Karma is killing him slowly.
I have an announcement to makeI need to stop drinking and do some more fucking work
>>31498755Both genders,Favorite niche of porn?M,Petite women getting powerfucked and creampied
>>31499892>needed to hit an arbitrary number of bitches fucked to even be worthy of being a manWhat a sad sack of shit lol. Prolly has a small D...>Karma is killing him slowlyFr. These people do eventually reap what they sow... I think my mom is also panicking realising none of her kids or exes or friends want anything to do with her beyond pleasantries
>>31499901MFemanons posting outfits
holy shit women are addicted to their phones
>>31498755How do I make a woman cockdrunk?
>>31499909I prolly spend more time on my phone than any woman here desu
>>31499901Mgirls cumswapping and eating each other's creampies
>>31499901MLesbian bdsm
>>31499711you're gay lmao
>>31498755Women,Thoughts about being tied up and throatfucked?
>>31499918?
>>31498755What’s the difference between throatfucking and skullfucking?
>>31499928One is an act of fucking a throat, the other is an act of fucking a skull.Throat usually belongs to a person that's currently alive, skull is from someone dead.
>>31499909My screen time is pretty bad right now
>>31499835Provided he is not too heavy for me (I am strong and can take a lot, but still, my ex could lay on me indefinitely and with my now partner it's like five minutes top) I love it. If he is light enough to carry with ease, it just feels very intimate, the feeling comes close to spooning someone, you feel strong and protective and like you have lots to offer, you can make him feel safe and cherished. If he is so heavy that although you can take it, it's really quite a lot, it's like your mental horizon narrows and you feel like life is going on somewhere else and you are tucked in safe and very far away from it all. It's a very intense and for me very comforting and also strangely exhilarating feeling.
I’ve been convinced that sex is bad once again.
>>31499778>Is it fun?The parts of the job that aren't auditing are sometimes fun (like chatting up cute interns and getting high fives from sexy MILF boss women)I've had worse jobs. My last gig was working in the basement of a factory with nothing but old women and boomers for 50 hours a week. I kinda miss the money but I had zero social life.
>>31499836Yeah, it's quite common. Be wary though, because there's both good/healthy motives for this (despite not being attracted to you or romantically into you, he does enjoy and value your company and presence in his life) but also several that are not healthy. E.g. he can wish to keep you close and feel like you're his in some way despite not wanting you for a partner, which can turn into getting possessive if you start dating someone else (whether overly or just sabotaging relationships by talking prospective partners and/or how they treat you down). It is also possible that he feels so bad about turning you down that he wants to offer friendship for that reason, so he feels he's a certified non-asshole despite rejecting you because how bad can he be when even you are still his friend? That can be a motivation to suggest friendship even when you might have nothing in common for that. People wishing to re-appropriate a failed romance into friendship is part of why male-female friendships have such a bad rep. Friendship is its own thing and should never be regarded as a consolation prize. And that's coming from someone who considers the guy who rejected me fifteen years ago still one of her very best friends today.
>>31499836Every single time, personally.
>>31499912MAP shit
My heart has once again returned to the darkness.
>>31499944>basement of a factory with nothing but old women and boomers for 50 hours a weekYeah that sounds pretty soul-crushing eventually Glad that your current gig is refreshing in that sense
>>31499836Yeah. The only real female friends I have are the ones where we had some sexual tension, had sex, but then kinda went “meh” because we weren’t on the same wavelength
>>31499950>MAP shitAkemi is in her 30s thoughI feel like you're projecting with this MAP obsession>>31499951Learn some dark arts magic while you're there bro
>work gf's femcel friend won't fuck off so I can rizz on her
>>31499961>so I can rizz on herYou shouldn't do that in public jk
Hello ATOG, how are you going today? What are you up to right now? I'm knitting and watching youtube
HelpMy two Atoga wives found out about one another and they are NOT happy
>>31499874bad art, on the right it looks like the artist wanted it to look like they're fucking, but anatomically it's no way to have penetration from that position, her butt is against his stomach. or is he just holding her there for no reason? what a weird image.
>>31499840Well if it's her vibrator then she probably already knows what feels best on her and you can just do that during foreplay. During sex, if you wish you can either use it on her clit or you can put it on the base of your penis during shallow, slow fucking, that way you can enjoy the vibration and she will also still feel some of it.You can also ask her for a sexy demonstration of how she uses it's solo first, if that's your kind of thing.
>>31499961Young student I was hitting on at work dropped that he had a gf. I'm dead.
>>31499901F, chubby women putting on clothes that no longer fit them properly.
>>31499965Honkai star rail then prep my daily meals then go to gym then study for 2 hours then game until I fall asleep.
>>31499922Could never do that personally, I would just puke in no time, even on an empty stomach. I can't even do regular deepthroating.
>>31499966
>>31499974>teacher hitting on her students creepy
>>31499878I'm guessing there are not that many black people on 4chan in general and even more that browse but are not vocal about their race. There is lots of racism here after all... and imo black women get some of the very worst of it.
>>31499977How is that asexual fetish?
>>31499974Young teacher, the subjectOf school(boy) fantasyShe wants him so badlyKnows what she wants to be
>>31499991Inside him, there's longingThis girl's an open pageBook marking, she's so close nowThis girl is (twice) his age
You broke anons brain. He glitched out and started replying in barely coherent poetry. Well done
>>31499987It's not asexual, ties into weight gain/overeating kinks. For whatever reason I have just never particularly been into extremes and them being just chubby makes it more realistic/relateable for me I guess. I know it sounds retarded to most people but I just prefer saving porn for fetish stuff, watching people have great seeming sex because yuo want to get laid has always felt like the equivalent to wanting to watch people eat because you're hungry to me. There's a lot that turns me off in porn and the rare times it absolutely looks very appealing, it makes the ache worse rather than making it go away. I'd rather fantasize about getting fucked instead.
>>31499997These motherfuckers are so weird. This is worse than normal.
>>31499998i think (s)he meant "a sexual fetish" not "asexual fetish"
>>31499901MThere was a webm on /gif/ of a woman blowing a dude, then spitting his cum out on his dick in a line before snorting it. New fetish unlocked what the fuck is wrong with me
>>31499965Woke up with a boner after a nap. Dreading work tomorrow. Thinking about applying for university.
Don't stand, don't stand soDon't stand so close to meDon't stand, don't stand soDon't stand so close to me
>>31500001Not for nothing but you don’t have the high ground given that you hit on your students. Unless it’s like a workplace training program and they’re all graduates or something like that, it’s a bit weird
moidspost age. Are you more like the top or more like the bottom?
>>31500003That does make total sense. Thank you.>>31499987If that's indeed what you meant, insofar as my other reply didn't explain it, I also just find chubby women's bodies very beautiful and love how plush it looks when you get the love handles bulging over jeans for example. It looks extra soft and touchable to me compared to her naked or in looser clothes. Like cleavage but more for the whole body than specifically the tits.
>>31500014neither, i dont do anything
>>31500010What makes you think that I’m the creep who hits on her students? They’re underage for sure, hell no.
>>31499965That sounds comfy as hell :3Just doing some online "work" rating stuff for our AI overloadsAbout to have a coffee and go for a cigarette in the garden with cats
>>31499788She's not white.
>>31499761No, he'll lead you on and use you as an emotional tampon, eventually if his gf finds put, you'll get the blame. Many such cases
>>31498755Stark wouldn't say that, he's a sweet and gentle boy
>>31499965It's my day off, so instead of doing anything better with my life, I'm being here and playing video games
>>31500032That sounds like a grand use of a day off tbf
I wrote a poem. Would you like to read it?
Men, is this too forward?
>>31500036Nah that's wicked lel
>>31500033Not at my age it isn't
>>31500036Do you have autism?
>>31499890>>31499971Gotcha. Thanks for the insight. Yeah my ex and I used to use a vibrator and I’d use it on her while I was fucking her and she’d go insane and literally be creamingThis girl and I want to experiment and try more shit together. But she’s pretty vanilla and doesn’t have a lot of experience outside of that. What are some other things we could try that are kind of pushing the barrier a little bit?
>>31500026Who isn't?
>>31500034Yes I would
>>31499966They're both me
>>31500042I mean my sister's bf is late 30s and spent all day playing vidya and honestly he's a real one for that
LadiesWould you love your man if he was shrunken?
>>31500047I wrote this little poem inspired by picrel. Thoughts?Be cold to me, you whore, and laugh at me;Defame, scorn, slander, mock me, chilling ire;For daring to adore you humblely,Fill me with shame, presumption of desire--Bring forth the winter killing everything,An icy loneliness that drives insane;Frigidly cold do your offenses sing,And even colder freeze my tears with pain. ----But know my flame will burn intense till spring:In mine and yours will bloom the sweetest flowers--The melting snow the purest water will bring--Love you will show me, and with kisses shower.
>>31500032Also, what games?
>>31500036Only if you're ugly or fat. I'm sorry but that's how it is for me
>>31500060>Have a fat 7 incher>Sometimes wonder what having a normal 5 inch dick would be like>Hear horror stories from the women I sleep with about their ex bf's who could only last 5 minutes a piece>Feel a wave of terror pulse through meWomen, how do you cope with small dick bf's?
>>31500067>Only if you're ugly or fatLMFAO bruh
>>31500061>Thoughts?You are very sad.
>>31500061I don't get it. How can you call her a whore and say you'll love her forever at the same time?
I keep seeing people online express the sentiment that "not every friendship needs to become romantic" which seems to be a roundabout way of saying "a friend told me they like me and I wish they hadn't" and while I understand the discomfort of the situation, acting like it's something that needs to stop happening is insane to me. Like is this just a zoomer thing where they think the only ethical way to seek a connection is on a dating app?>>31500034Yes
>>31498755I'm a fat foid, should I lose weight?
>>31500079I mean you should do it for you, not for anyone elseNgl I like a lot of fat girls so...
>>31500079Yeah, you'll feel better.
>>31500058Sure, but it sounds like he has his life sorted out, given how he has a girlfriend and he's clearly liked, given his opinion about him.>>31500064Hearthstone Battlegrounds and Chess, might play some of those finding cats on big pictures later
>>31500079If you've never tried to then I highly recommend it, it boosted my confidence like crazy when I did
>>31499901I once saw a video or gif here of a guy holding a girls head under water in the bath and I want someone to do that to me
>>31500079Yes babygirl
>>31500083Given your opinion about him*
>>31499965I do miss making music though, it's literally the only thing I'm any good at. Rn I just need to keep stacking paper so I can>>31500083I mean yeah he is a great guy and tbf is planning to start another job this wkBut you say you have a job too? Nothing wrong with playing vidya on a day off anon. How old are you?>finding cats on big picturesNow this is peak vidya
>>31500073The poem was inspired. It's not from my personal feelings/life.>>31500076I'm calling her a whore as an insult, not because she's really a whore. She's just a bitch.>>31500077Here >>31500061
>>31500090Oh shit I accidentally posted my internal monologue here too pls ignore
>>31499877yes I am ty>>31499945hmm no, he says he hopes the best for me if I find a new guy and wished me good luck earlier. he himself was venting to me how he seems to choose the wrong people and/or how a lot of the issues are him. we don't have the same life goals like i sort of want to have a baby before it's too late and he doesn't due to not wanting to pass on bad genes even though he wants to have a kid, he kept flip flopping on that. he told me he was a good liar though I think he just means about his feelings but idk. he's 25 I'm 30 definitely diff time frames.>>31499946>>31499958cool. we never had sex.
>>31500093>The poem was inspired. It's not from my personal feelings/life.It was okay. 5/10.
>>31499984Not a teacher.
>>31500079I don't know what foid really means but I think you should for yourself and your health, I lost a little bit of weight I wanted gone and it helped me feel more confident
My boyfriend keeps saying shit like ‘ I always want you to know how pretty you are’ and it’s super annoying how do I tell him 2 quit it ? I’ve told him it’s annoying 2 me I don’t need validation from others but he just forgets it annoys me ? Is he doing it because he wants me to validate him or because he thinks I’m just saying it’s annoying 2 b shy or something ? Idk please advise
>>31500085What’s hot about that?
>>31500045>What are some other things we could try that are kind of pushing the barrier a little bit?Don't skip the stuff that's not technically new but more of an upgrade. Getting a hotel room (if that makes financial sex) just for the feeling of a new luxurious bed and it being more memorable for being different. Or sex after you had a very relaxing spa day or a day where you had lots of long, intimate talks and already feel very close.Even if she does not like BDSM, you can play around with sensory deprivation, like if you use a blindfold or plug her ears, it will enhance the other senses and make it feel a little different and (to some people) much more intense. Or you can play around with hot and cold sensations, if you enjoy giving her oral then you can let her feel the difference between how your mouth feels right after you took a sip of hot tea vs right after you sucked on an ice cube for a bit. Or use those directly on her body (never too hot obviously).Talk about fantasies, turn ons, even just moments she remembers finding hot in books or movies. I would recommend not framing it as kinks and just asking directly when she feels sexy, what she dreams about when she has sexual dreams, what her favorite sexy movie scene is, stuff like that. It will give you an idea of what gets her going and you can work from there. But first you need to find out the elements she likes.
>>31500093So when men call a woman a whore they don't mean it literally? I don't understand the difference between saying it as an insult and saying it because you mean it. How can someone tell the difference? So you're lying?
Men I'm eating breakfast. Does this turn you on?
>>31500071>Hear horror stories from the women I sleep with about their ex bf's who could only last 5 minutes a piece? There's no correlation between dick size and coming early (or not).
>>31500102Thanks.>>31500112Are you an autist?
>>31500116No but it does make me think about how nice it would be to grocery shop and plan breakfast for the week with someone instead of alone
>>31500090I'm 29 and yeah, I have a job, I was working all day yesterday so I have a few days off now.But instead of playing vidya I should be working on myself, so that I can drag myself out of this hellhole, but there's no motivation.
>>31500116Yes, I like girls who can eat a good mealWhat are you having?
Men: what would you do if you needed a penectomy due to cancer?Women: how would you feel about a guy that had to have his penis removed? Especially if you two were in a relationship.
>>31500109Do it to him and see how he likes it.Oh right, you won't, you ungrateful unappreciative bitch.
>>31500077>which seems to be a roundabout way of sayingI don't know, I read it differently. I have several good long term friendships with men and people do tend to assume you're a couple. Like people talking to him and saying "your girlfriend" when they mean me, without asking anything personal beforehand. And people closer to you can pry and ask for an "explanation" why you are not dating if you get along so well.I have often gotten the impression that people just tend to see a thriving friendship between a man and a woman as a shame, a waste of potential somehow. That's wild to me.As for your actual question, no, I've been on this website for way too long and people were already fighting the "if you don't want to be friends after being romantically rejected then you were apparently never really a friend" vs "how can a woman say she cares about me and values me and not even give me a chance to explore my deep romantic feelings a bit" debate back in 2009. There's been a lot of feelings around it since then at least.
>>31500128>what would you do if you needed a penectomy due to cancer?Die of cancer.
>>31500124Eh it's fine to have a veg day sometimes. You say you have a few days off so why not just make tomorrow a productive day?>drag myself out of this hellholeWhat hellhole are you in?Iktf though when things are comfortably enough not-terrible so you just passively stay in your situation. But it seems like you have the drive there, you just need a kick up the ass. It's always good to have goals anyway, even if you end up veering off and doing something else because life can be unpredictable like that. Don't beat yourself up too much though as that can make it worse
>>31500128>what would you do if you needed a penectomy due to cancer?Well that's pretty annoying but as long as I can still pissI'm a turbovirgin anyway so whateverMight have to lay off the beers though cause having to piss that much through a whole or whatever would suck
Women, if it's so hard for you to have morals, why are you against men beating you up so you behave?
>>31500133I absolutely do it is about no joke at least 15 percent of our conversation. Like I said if it was just me telling him I think he is handsome it would be fine.
>>31500128I’d probably see if I could get a transplant or something.
>>31499754A finger. Feels like taking dick and pooping at the same time. I don't understand how people find the sensation hot.
>>31500135>that awkward moment when you go to a restaurant with a female friend and the waiter assumes you're a couple
>>31500147NTA but that's relevant info. If you praise him so much then that makes it easy to understand for me how it could get awkward to not reciprocate. And if the reason you do it so much is because that's how much reassurance he enjoys and needs, then it is even more understandable that he will feel like giving it is also important.
>>31500151This it’s gross
>>31500128MGet a penectomy and eat more pussy
>>31500110No idea, I wish I knew!
>>31500079yeah
>>31500154But I have told him it makes me feel gross like twice. Do I have 2 say “ I’ll only tell u how much I like you if you don’t say shit after “? Is it something he will grow out of?
My atoga husband has gone missing
>>31500166ill replace him
>>31500116Yes, vore me mommy
>>31500153It's not so bad to me if it's staff because at least where I live they don't really talk to you much anyway beyond stuff directly relating to the meal. But one of my friends smokes and this scenario happens so often>talking outside at some cafe>guy comes over asking to borrow a lighter or bum a cig>we enjoy talking to strangers so usually joke around a bit or whatever>get the vibe that he assumes we're a couple, exchange a look, decide it's going to sound defensive to spontaneously declare you're not a couple so whatever>suddenly guy says something cheeky about "later tonight" and you are then left to go "a-actually..."Or what also happens all the time is that people ask where we met and when they hear we were high school classmates, they start an "omg and together all this time that's so romantic" spiel you have to cut off asap.
>>31500036Depends who it's from and who it's to.
>>31500153Because it's not normal to be a simp orbiter.
>>31500163It is quite possible it is just how he expresses his love and whether or not he learns to shut up, he will always miss being able to praise you. Knowing it makes you feel gross should be a strong motivation to try not to go there. But he can and is allowed to be disappointed that you feel that way. That applies to anything he does out of joy/enthusiasm that you find off putting.
>>31500163You have a 'tarded boyfriend anon.
>>31500173Why do you hang out 1-on-1 with a man you're not fucking then, dumb cunt? Does he have a gf?
>>31500182It makes me feel like on a constant dominant/caregiver roll I think is the biggest problem. Like I don’t love how often I feel like a mother saying ‘ yes you can jump so high! Good work honey’ but it is not painful so I will do it without hesitation but ‘ you’re so pretty even when you’re tired’ like enrages me? I can’t stand it and I’ve tried expressing this but he won’t stop. Do you think it’s an unsolvable difference in values ?
>>31500166See, this is why I keep telling /atoga/ to put collars on their moids. He's gonna end up in a shelter.
>>31500166Make a "wanted" poster and we'll hunt him down for a reasonable fee...>>31500175I'm a simp because I had caring female friends who sometimes helped bring me out of a funk/bad day? Okay lol
>>31500204Why are women so petulant about expressing and showing affection?They truly are passionless beasts incapable of higher feelings.
>>31500173Yeah people do like to write their own headcanon lel
>>31500194It's called being friends. Yes he has a girlfriend, I have a partner too, we both meet up with four (or three) and just the two of us, mostly depending on what works out that specific time.
>>31500163You need to start punishing him if he won't listen
>>31500135>>31500173>>31500217just so you know: I've rejected women because they were "friends" at work with some coworker. what kind of retard would think otherwise, or at least suspect that there is something else going on?
>>31500128I'll just make an abridged version, too many things going wrong.Basically, my parents control almost every faucet of my life, which has had serious consequences on my friendships (no friends), other relationships (KHHV etc..), confidence, personality and money.Just to give you an example - I have a job, and I'm not allowed to spend my money, unless they (the parents) oversee the purchase and confirm it. I'm not even allowed to invest it or anything, I collect my monthly paycheck and the money just sits there, doing nothing.I would need a therapist, but I have no confidence and I would have to get one in a way that bypasses the parent police.So I thought I would at least try to work on myself, because I see some of my personal flaws, but there is no determination, confidence or knowledge.
>>31500221What the hell lmao? I used to go for drinks and stuff with my female colleagues quite often, there was nothing there
>>31500217So you're swingers, got it.
>>31500210Because I am not a raging faggot why do men only care about broads and video games ?
>>31500117How do you know?There's NO correlation, you say?
>>31500221I've been with my boyfriend for four years and him with his girlfriend for five, we have been friends for sixteen years. Both of us were single during most of that friendship. If we had wanted to get together, we would have.
oh no I am missing how he used to like me a month ago idk if this friendship thing will last :(
>>31500224>parents control almost every faucet of my lifeEven the bathroom tap? Jk>I'm not allowed to spend my money, unless they (the parents) oversee the purchase and confirm itSounds like my mom, I mean ok I had a bit of a drinking problem but she'd literally take my wallet, phone and computer which I could only use with her permission Do you have no way to get out of that situation anon? I'm sure your parents have your best interests at heart (well maybe) but it's much harder to self-actualise when you lack that much freedom. Sometimes you need to learn from your own mistakes to grow as a person
>>31500128M. Suicide.
>>31500228???I think you replied to the wrong post. Your post makes no sense in relation to mine.
>>31500221>or at least suspect*not suspect>>31500225I mean, occasional shit like that is no problem. but if you meet your friend every fucking day and do all kinds of stuff together (like going to the gym or whatever), then it's hard to believe there is nothing there.>>31500230it's good that you are able to explain, but the image of you being intimate friends with someone of the opposite on itself is enough to drive people away.
>>31500128f. there is always oral. try to be supportive.
>>31500224I thought you said you were 29, not 12.
>>31500071Meanwhile as a turbovirgin I worry that that size isn't too much or would be painfulSo it works in most situations you say?
>>31500240I am answering ur question. as a woman “ do not show affection “ to the degree that men expect me to is because it is not important. My work is important doing the right thing is important feeling special about yourself of your partner feeling special is not important.
>>31500128>Men: what would you do if you needed a penectomy due to cancer?I'd consider killing myself.
>>31500242>meet your friend every fucking day and do all kinds of stuff together (like going to the gymEh I agree that is a bit excessive, yeah, suppose it depends on the situationSometimes friends are just friends though, I had a female friend at uni I was studying / going to class / having dinner together etc. pretty much daily at one point but there was literally no attraction there between us
>>31500242>it's good that you are able to explain, but the image of you being intimate friends with someone of the opposite on itself is enough to drive people away.I have always been aware it is for some, yes, but a long term friendship is a very precious thing to me and not something I am willing to jettison just to be potentially appealing to literally as many men as possible. Besides, my boyfriend is not someone who feels this way and he has a female friend of his own he will e.g. go to the cinema with without me (I don't like action movies or superhero stuff, they both do). Different things work for different people. For me as attracted as I am to my bf, the main reason I fell for him and our relationship works is a lot more than that initial spark, let alone after sharing four years of intimate history together.
>>31500255I bet you never wondered why your kind never had rights for THOUSANDS of years.
>>31500221I'm being a bit hypocritical though because when I went out with a girl and she told me to ghost all my friends I did lol
>>31500265>pichot
>>31500264Yes yes men are delicate flowers and should be treated as such. Will mine harden up with time or should I find one less soft? ( I really like this one though)
Well then. 6 years is over. Permanently.Should I skip work today and fuck a hooker?
>>31500265You know what I don't get? Why are his eyes normal and realistic and hers are bigger than his ears?
>>31500260>he has a female friend of his own he will e.g. go to the cinema with without me (I don't like action movies or superhero stuff, they both do)kek
men what if I wanted to show him more affection but held back now regret him not being into me nowwe still talk but it's over :(
>>31500272Just treat him like shit and hopefully he will beat you up and put you in your place like men have been doing since the dawn of time.But then again, we live in a globohomo society.
>>31500279Not a man but if u don’t present the real u no one will ever really like the real u so seems fruitless no? Just b urself next time
>>31500279Maybe it's not over yet?
>>31500274Anon you will need many months to get over this relationship. 7 weeks is not enough.
>>31500250>I worryThis is almost certainly your fatal flaw.
>>31500280My first natural response and he made me talk abt my feelings for like an hour and a half I wish I was joking
>>31500290Yeah, we just talked and officially broke it off. Not going to see her, we're fully done. No contact.
>>31500293He has been brainwashed by globohomo.If you want a traditional man, be a traditional woman and inspire your man to be traditional.And guess what, disgusting roastie? A traditional woman is submissive, motherly and affectionate.
>fwb finds out im talkikg to another girl>ghosts me am i an idiot for admitting it to her. i thought women liked getting jealous
>>31500298I have not had a conversation with another man irl since we started dating ( many months now) I also don’t make him pay for anything ever. I work very hard and I expect to all my life. I work out every day. What else can I do ? He is somewhat a traditional man he’s just too sensitive
>>31500301You are a retard for having a fwb in the first place.
>>31500279ask him out?
>>31498755>tfw no bf to milk me
>>31500274Don't do it bro, it's not worth itGo home and eat ice cream and cry like a girl then take a napThis too shall pass or whatever that cunt gandalf said>>31500268Why u think I saved it ;p>>31500275Because she is a cat girl MEOW and he is a serious nerd jiiiiiiii>>31500279It's not your adult anon-kun, you did more than you should've desu>>31500291I mean yes I worry about literally everything but your point is?>>31500301>am i an idiot for admitting it to herIn this case yeah, if you were just in it for the casual sex, why throw a spanner in the works lolThough if you could sense that she did want something more or was conflicted then it's probably best it ended. Not nice to use people
>>31500283well shit I have the reading comprehension and memory of a goldfish. I had to look at our old messages and he said he doesn't kniw if it'll ever be over. but he gave me misinfo sort of himself...like, he said when we first talked thatvhe would like to be married and would be open to having a kid and that's what'd he'd like, but later on he told me his health issues and he thinks he is a genetic fuck up, and so doesn't want kids now and frames it as his life not letting him be happy and get want he wants. ://>>31500289idk he said he said it was over because he has intimacy issues with sex and then later said he didn't know if it would ever be over but then said I'd be wasting my time if I wanted kids even though he wants them but he has health issues. :( he wanted to be in a better place mentally too before meeting me and idk I get very forgetful and confused maybe because scared but wanted to take it slow
>>31500302nta>he’s just too sensitiveAnd you're just another dumb broad who is incapable of communication unless you're forced to.You are wasting his life. Break up.
>>31500311Mooooo~ Can I have a sip or two afterwards? I need my boner I mean bones to be healthy and strong
>>31498755Women,Would you let me buy a massage table and give you a romantic erotic massage with candles and oil? I only ask that you massage me too
>>31500265>I have slowly become the hot goth girl dom I wanted as a younger manNow I just need a cock piercing and more tattoos.
>>31500142>>31500224Oops..>>31500237How did having things taken away from you impact the drinking problem, if I may ask? I get that you wouldn't be able to buy your own bottles now, but couldn't you still go out and drink with someone?As much as I want to say that there is no way out, there technically is - if my some extreme miracle I get a girlfriend or something, so that we could move into our own place, so that I could fuck off from my parents forever, that wouldn't be just a step forward, it would be a rocket leaving the earth.But the truth is, I don't even know what I want from life, so it's hard to chase a goal, if you don't know what that goal is.>>31500248Please don't remind me that I'm wasting my life away, it hurts more than you think
>>31500323I don't know how to feel about this desu
>>31500319Breh why is feeling special something an adult needs? And I’m here developing tools for the communication obviously. I am still deciding if it is a permanent thing if his personality because if it is communicating would be pointless.
I wonder if the “everyone who has a platonic/non sexual relationship with a woman is a simp” crowd are aware of how much having women be easy going and comfortable around you in a social context helps with finding dates.
>>31500312>your point is?Its destroying your life. Clearly you have a personality disorder.
>>31500328I’ve noted from this conversation to avoid female autists
>>31500312>Don't do it bro, it's not worth itIs it not?
I think i'm breaking up with my first girlfriend. I'm falling into a depressive episode, I was very close to killing myself yesterday and she has no clue about it. I just can't be in a relationship right now, I can barely be alive. How the fuck do you break up with someone amicably?
>>31500336Just tell them the truth, tell her you want to break up
>>31500334I’m thin with d titties and a nice face I am not asking men for much besides hang out and watch movies with me and not be weird and gay how is it that I’m the difficult one in this scenario
>>31500326>How did having things taken away from you impact the drinking problem, if I may askIt made it worse lol. I had my workarounds...>couldn't you still go out and drink with someoneNah I'm a friendless asocial person>if my some extreme miracle I get a girlfriend or something, so that we could move into our own place, so that I could fuck off from my parentsOr you could just rent somewhere in shared accommodation or a cheap studio if you can afford>don't even know what I want from life, so it's hard to chase a goalReal, but that's another reason imo you should try escape your parents' stranglehold, so you can really figure it out
>>31500336I am still traumatized by my ex bf trying to kill himself while dating me within 2 weeks, it has been like 15 years
>>31500321Of course, that sounds hot if it comes right before sex
>>31500335Nein (at least I don't think so)>>31500331>you're mentally illBro do you think I don't already know this>>31500341>I’m thin with d titties and a nice face I am not asking men for much besides hang out and watch movies with me and not be weird and gayThe perfect wife doesn't exi-
>>31500326>wasting"wasting"? At 29? No, "wasted" is the correct word.Do you think you will ever be able to have a normal life now? You're still a child ffs, not even at teenager level. What exactly is the plan here? Be an adult by 50? It's over.
>>31500352Nta but fuck off demoraliser lol. Anyone in their 30/40s and up will tell you that 20s are still young af. People at much older ages manage to turn things around and build great lives for themselves. It's never too late https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmbi9wAl1Qw
why do predator eyes turn me on so much?There's a guy at work, he isn't classically handsome -- short, dad bod, hands always bloody and full of motor oil, balding at the temples.But his eyes, Jesus fucking Christ. I have yet to see a model or celebrity with such an intense gaze. Deep blue eyes, which turn steel gray in direct sunlight, and thick eyebrows with pointed ends which look angry even when he's at rest.Is it just me or?
>>31500328>developing toolsjfc. Words anon. You learned how to use them when you were three years old. You have literally regressed from the level of a fucking toddler telling it's parents what it wants.
>>31498755Where is this from?
>>31500071>>Sometimes wonder what having a normal 5 inch dick would be likeHmm, had a boyfriend that could last like an hour in bed. Okay, he came after 20 minutes, but could keep pound town going for another 40. It's more about being fit. That said, holy shit 7 inches sound terrifying lmao, fat 5 incher already took a while to get used to.
>>31500348Yeah, we both have to learn to give a good massage tho
>>31500359It's time for squintmaxxing
Do bigger women have bigger pussies / need bigger dicks?I want a tall mommy gf but is she going to be satisfied with my 5-6 inches?
>>31500359>tfw I have eyes like this but I'm actually a submissive scaredy cat
>>31500373You can't. If you have googly prey eyes, you'll only give yourself crow's feet and forehead wrinkles.
State genderWhat the fuck do I do now?
>>31500377I was joking, lol.
>>31500379What happened?
why do I keep thinking this guy is rejecting me when he keeps saying he thinks I will leave him or that he thinks he won't ever stop having feelings for me just we have to go slow and see how he is later to be sure of being together I just want to go back to being cute with him I made it weird :( I also get jealous of his female friend(s)
>>31500375Maybe because she has more fat, and you need to compensate for her fat giving you less room?I'm very thin and 5 inches felt plenty big
>>31500360No I tried really plainly ‘ it annoys me when you say stuff like xyz because it happens so often it feels disingenuous and also the things you say don’t make me feel good it’s annoying to me “ and I will have like a week before it’s just back to normal and I don’t just want to dump a guy who is very smart and handsome and funny and tasteful and neiche because he’s too nice to me. I worry my perfect life is like chilling non chalant on his lap while he games but his ideal is a big heart shaped swan boat and poems and shit but maybe that’s just me emotive reaction from an adult needing 2 feel special
>>31500359pretty sure I've seen this posted here before...wish I knew what archives got data from /adv/
How morally reprehensible is it for me, a 29 yo salary man, to hit on a (presumably) 18 yo high schooler?
>>31500383I didn't call her last week because I was very depressed and didn't really talk to anyone. She felt that I had moved on and ghosted her, but when I called her today, she said it hurt a lot and that we kinda had to move on, and it was clear I had already made up my mind and couldn't admit it. We cried, said I'll love you forever, no contact unless absolutely necessary (like brink of suicide thing). I wanted to marry her. I spent the last 6 years of my life building our life. She was my best friend. I don't know what to do.
>>31500384he's using you for sex because he doesn't think you're attractive enough for a relationship. You are in the male friendzone.t.town bike with 40 bodies who strung along at least 20 of those
>>31498755State genderDo you plan on saving kissing for marriage?
>>31500397M. Too late.
>>31500391Girls used to get railed and pregnant at 12-15 for most of human history, bro.Current age of consent and age gap are modern bullshit made up by jews to bring about white genocide. You can see cases where a man gets prison for life for fucking a 17-year-and-11-months old, but a spic or a nigger fucks a 12 year old and gets only 2 weeks.
>>31500394but we aren't having sex... he wanted me to be his gf but i held off on his request because lol I got scared
ever since I got cucked by an older woman I settled for, I feel like my standards have shot through the roof.I'm a good looking guy, 30, my ex was a divorced 45yo single mom.I moved to a student town for work, and I'm being ogled at or approached by women from time to time. All I can think is>ew too fat>ew too thin>ew brown race>ew tattoos>ew too direct>ew danger hairetc. Deep inside I crave intimacy, but I just don't want anyone, if that makes sense.I'm only 4 months post cucking, so I'm certainly not healed yet.
I had told my ex gf for years that my place, family, town and social context are shit.now she's telling me to go back to live in the big city. do you think she's telling me because she cares about me or there could be "submarine" intentions I'm not getting?
>>31500402Retarded pedophile.
>>31500410he's right, moron, people used to sell their daughters for a head of cattle or some grains not even 200 years ago.
>>31500414Yeah and I could shoot you for looking weird. Why can't I do that now?
>>31500405>not fucking anything that moveswtf are you doing, anon?
>>31500410Go ahead and ignore history. Also:>tell white girls they shouldn't have children until they're financially secure>young white men can't be due to the economy>white girls look at older white men>NOOO MUH AGE GAAAAAPI wonder what the consequences of this could be. I wonder if the people behind it knew the consequences, and purposefully did it anyway.
>>31500414>people used to sell their daughters for a head of cattle or some grains not even 200 years ago.And they sacrificed their sons to work the fields in place of expensive cattle. Men got so little action that 80% of humanity traces back to the same 3 men, because most of you died virgins. I don't think you want that time back, buddy.
Alright bros, my time has come. My coworker (who I'm pretty close to) has invited me to her daughter's wedding. It's 7 weeks away. How do I prepare?Should I hit up my dating apps and try to find a date? Should I go stag and hit on her daughter's friends?Should I go and hit on my other female coworkers?
>>31500416Where did you take that from? If you did that back then, his whole family would come to your place and massacre your whole family for it if your head wasn't offered in a silver platter.
>>31500416because I don't look weird and many cultures outside the west still practice dowry.I never said it was right or wrong, but the fact is that your great grandma got railed by a middle aged man when she was elementary school age.
>>31500419>80% of humanity traces back to the same 3 menSource?
Do guys get horny when they're anxious or is that only a girl thing?
>>31500417I just can't. Call me a faggot, but sex without emotions is glorified masturbation.I should know, I used to frequent fetish websites as a bull for mature cuck couples. It's empty and meaningless, and I feel like shit after.Don't ask.
>>31500404Have you told him that's the reason?My girl told me it was too soon for a relationship when I asked her to be my gf (a week later she accepted lmao). Everyone told me to move on and find a girl who's not playing games, even my family, but I knew she was bound to fall for me.She later told me it was because she did not expect the question that day and that was the first thing that she could come up with.
Get plapped. Get pregnant.
>>31500422>If you did that back then, his whole family would come to your place and massacre your whole family for it if your head wasn't offered in a silver platter.Not my point.>>31500424>I never said it was right or wrongAre you not the guy who said that white genocide was because pedophilia is frowned on?
State genderPlease post music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkeV0baeKI0
>>31500427I get heart boners when I'm anxious. It's a testament to alcohols depressive properties that if I drink in the morning I will unintentionally ignore women all day.
>>31500402You can still do that, anon. Just move to Africa or the middle east. I hear Gaza needs more residents.
>>31500432Nta, but you're misusing the p word slur.
Women, are you proud of your boobs?
>>31500434>heart bonersWhat is that?
>>31500432no. White genocide is due to plummeting birth rates and soft invasion of the undesirables.Pedophilia and zoophilia are sick, and people who practice it ought to be drawn and quartered on livestream
>>31500436>Current age of consent and age gap are modern bullshit made up by jews to bring about white genocide.This isn't pedophilia to you? Sure.
>>31500429>I just can't.>sex without emotions is glorified masturbation.ok, you have experience. good for you to realize.
>>31500432Retard.>>31500435Kike.>inb4 banned for contempt of jewPiece of shit website with tranny mods
>>31500446Must be nice to be so narrow minded that you just view things in platitudes like race.>>31500452>Retard.Cry, Rajesh.
>>31500397M,No. I plan on saving sex but it’s too late for kissing. Maybe I won’t make out again before marriage but I probably still will
>>31500427Anxiety kills horniness. Maybe if I was with a woman and we got anxious together, it would be different.
>>31500463I guess it's just a girl thing, or maybe a me thing
>>31500455race is fact, dumbass.When your transgender nigger fairy genius dies, future people will still dig up a nigger male skeleton with smaller skull displacement than humans.Freely move to anywhere in Africa or the middle east and prove me wrong.
>>31500467Does it matter what causes your anxiety?
>>31500470Keep up that ad hominem. You definitely don't have a chud face irl.
>>31499840Not a sexhaver but prone bone with the vibe tucked under her probably feels quite intense. Can any sexhaver confirm if my instinct is right or wrong?
>>31500470He's obviously a retarded kike tranny. What they hate the most is getting called out. That's why he's seething.
>>31500473yeah okay, homo habilis.Niggers are dumb and violent.
>>31500478>>31500481Nice samefag. Why don't you go goon to your bbc porn?
>>31500452Rude. I gave you a constructive criticism that would help you.
>>31500483>samefag>post not even 1 minute apartNewfag, go back to where you came from.
>>31500483mind the timestamps, nigger apologist
>>31500430yes I was blindsided by him asking me so soon after matching online and talking a bit. he made it public and everything, and just lik you he had a friend who hated the idea of me and got mad at him thinking I am playing games when that isn't the case at all!!I have some self esteem issues and was abused pretty horrifically in the past. I also find him a lot more attractive than me but at the same time not, it's confusing. I have been cheated on before and I feel maybe a bit like kicking myself in the ass because now I am the impatient one who wants to meet him :( I so very much want a big hug from him to melt all my tensions away I said I became attached/was scared and he told me I didn't have to do what I didn't want to and I could take my time with things (I just told him I didn't like this other guy back and felt for him instead yet scared to etc) anons how do I become brave :(
>>31500486>>31500487Clockwork.
>>31500489free palestine
>>31500491You mean those brown people you claim to hate? That doesn't track.
>>31500471I don't think it happens when I'm angry or emotional. More like when I have a million things to do and I don't know where to start, that kinda anxiety
Why is there a self-preservation instinct? The very material that builds us goes against this principle. Protons have half decay, so they do not follow this instinct. Why is that so?
>>31500431God I wish.
>>31500494anyone is better than a jew, yes
>>31500500Racism is so stupid.
>>31500494Imagine how deranged and schizo your race has to be to get expelled and genocided thousands of times in hundreds of countries for thousands of years, and still call yourselves the chosen ones.These people are psychopaths incapable of distinguishing between good and evil.
>>31500497proton decay has never been observed, subatomic particles aren't sentient.Go jump into a Gorilla enclosure
I'm 30 (M) and have never been in a relationship. Longest I've dated a girl was about 2 months and it was like 5 dates in that span of time.How offputting is that? For context- I grew up moving around (dad worked in different cities for 6 months at a time) way too frequently to really make close friends or date, then I spent 18-25 learning social skills and the basic mistakes. I started going out on dates, made out with some girls and even fingered one. Then covid happened and I just haven't had much success finding a girl I vibe with: being on both sides of rejecting girls or being rejected by them, and I've felt better off just focusing on finishing my doctorate and worrying about dating later.Right now all of the women in my life are either 5-10 years older or 10 years younger than me, so it's just an awkward place to be.
>>31500503Derp
Nice guy versus guy /pol/ autism showdown in the opposite gender Q&A thread.
>>31500502so are kikes and niggers. They're like Pinky and the Brain
AAAAAAAAAARGHHH
>>31500510Thanks for calling me a nice guy. Made me smile a bit.
>>31500510>Nice guyCalling yourself nice, how pathetic.
>>31500444I don't know a better name for it but it's like randomly getting really affectionate with women. Kinda like desperation but not that bad.
>>31500379Fap to loli hentai
>>31500518Limerence?
>>31500391Very desu>>31500397MAt the rate I'm going I'll probably end up with another autist girl and we'll both be too shy to kiss til the wedding
>>31500421Try option 1 lolBitches love a wedding with free food>>31500427Oftentimes yeProbably why I like femdom lmao
>>31500520I think limerance is focused one single individual (like a oneitis). This ain't that.
>>31500524>Bitches love a wedding with free foodDo I put it in my profile that I'm looking for a date?
>>31500525it's codependency.>OMG she gave me a breadcrumb of attention, better imagine our entire future together, what we're gonna name all 3 of our kids, and what station wagon and sog we will get
>>31500433Mhttps://youtu.be/ZCz0ZII04wo?si=pdMb_ag1iQ80o9XO>>31500527You can if your main priority is just getting a +1 for the wedding lol. Make a lighthearted joke about it
I'm ovulating in a couple days and down so bad. Someone stop me from texting my ex for sex
>>31500534Smut and schlick and sleep ya horny bish
>>31500534Text /atoga/ for sex instead.
>>31500345>Nah I'm a friendless asocial personSame, do you wish it could be different or do you prefer it this way?>moving outExpensive when doing it alone, don't want to have roommates..>goalsEven when I was little and people asked me what do I want to become once I grow up, I never knew. People wanted to drive trains, become farmers, become astronauts, etc.., but I never had an answer. Maybe there's just something wrong with me.>>31500352No, I will never be able to live a normal life, even if I manage to turn things around right now, but hope is the last thing that will die. If there was a plan, I'd be able to follow it, but there is none. Probably looking at suicide in around 10 years time, if not sooner, assuming things don't improve.Shit happens, you know?
>>31500534Why don't you have a boyfriend, slut?
>>31500534he's your ex for a reason...
I want him so badly I feel like running away from him and misunderstanding everything because I am upset he lives so far away it's not fair I want him near me
>>31500543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxEoA3G9Wg
>no longer able to make friends>lost the ability to hang around with girlsanons, i think it mostly comes down to self loathing, the thing is that it has been going on for so long i cant seem to remember having it some other way. how do i get out of this loop and go back to being able to get along with other people?
>>31500407anyone?
>>31500534I don't understand you women with exes on the backburner.I literally HATE 75% of my exes, and would never ever indulge them in the privilege of taking my dick while not together.The other 25% are normal well adjusted women with husbands and families that still say hi from time to time.
>>31500534>Someone stop me from texting my ex for sexI don't get it. what's the problem? just message him.
State genderDo you agree with this song? Is this song true for you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH9kRlPd2Qc
>>31500551>see title>gear one second of banana peeling and shit flinging>turn offfuck no, 32m
>>31500536>schlick Already did twice, still horny >>31500540Why don't you have a girlfriend?>>31500542I know..but>>31500550If he rejects me I'll feel like utter shit
>>31500538/atoga/ can't give me actual sex
>>31500558if he's beta, he won't reject you
>>31500528It's not really that either. I just get really giddy and want to give women compliments and make them laugh and stuff. And it's usually multiple women, including those I don't know at all.
>>31500567I do that all the time when I'm drunk.Then I turn pale the next morning after opening my phone.
>>31500558>If he rejects me I'll feel like utter shitbetter than being horny and thinking of your ex, no?>>31500564are you being ironic? I've rejected my ex because I'm insecure as hell.
>>31498755Chubby chasers, Explain yourselves.
>>31500574NTA but this is why I wish I was American, I'd literally fuck you for the rest of the day.
>>31500574>better than being horny and thinking of your ex, no?No because I'll prob still be horny and thinking of him but now with added mortification and regret>I've rejected my ex because I'm insecure as hell.Rejected in what way?
>>31500576They're the only ones who say yes.
>>31500574that's on you, buddy.I would never ever go back to an ex.Do you take a shit then try to force it back up your asshole?
>>31500579??? I'm not american though? what does that have to do with being betas, insecurities and shit?>>31500580she clearly wanted... something, and I didn't let it happen because I wasn't sure. I only realized afterwards.>>31500585>I would never ever go back to an ex.it's just sex, faggot. you'd be a real beta if you fell for her again...
>>31500532>Make a lighthearted joke about itany ideas?
>>31500590>??? I'm not american though?Oh. Yeah I made two errors then. I am simply very heartbroken and I want to fuck the pain away. But you're NTA lmao
>>31500590it's never just sex, also, why would I plant my dick where another man has been after me?Fucking with an ex is never worth it.
>>31500571Because you went horny on main? I don't do that unless it's a dating app and even that's a tad bit different
>>31498755Women, What’s your preference?Rope bondage, chain bondage, or restraint bondage
>>31500558>Why don't you have a girlfriend?You are a woman, if you have an ex you can ALWAYS get a new boyfriend in a week tops.
>>31500597NTA>I am simply very heartbroken and I want to fuck the pain away.Real
>>31500545I do the same thing, I don't like myself/my social skills, so I avoid people, and the reclusion becomes a vicious cycle...I wish I had an easy fix but it boils down a lot to mentality and positive self-talk. Don't expect yourself to be perfect in social situations or this amazing exciting guy, just try to enjoy people's company, focus on what they are saying and learning about them, etc. Both extroverts and introverts have their role to play, Judt because you're not the life of the party doesn't mean you're not valued or liked
>>31500599>it's never just sexsays the beta faggot>why would I plant my dick where another man has been after me?do you only fuck virgins? because if not, I have bad news for you...
>>31500606>weekmen really live in a different world. I would say it wouldn't even take an hour for an average woman to get a new bf. They always have someone who has simped for them and is ready to commit to them
>>31500601Yeah, I even text my mother's friends if frisky enough (it worked once)
>>31498755State genderHave you ever been in this situation
>>31500576They're cuddly and comfy to spoonThey can squash you which is also comfyYou can keep feeding them..... all of your dishes and cakes and more dessertsThey'll never leave you...... ever.......Teehee~
>>31500613Not exactly but once I was cuddling with a girl and kissed her tummy and then she tried pushing my head down there I was like wtf nah I'm gucci I just ate
>>31500613MNo
>>31500611I'm assuming she, like a lot of other women, likes to toy with potential partners and make them wait. Unless it's ovulation time but for that there are hookups. If she can't manage to get a boyfriend in advance, that's on her even if Tinder has the easy fix.
>>31500612holy BASED
>>31500621That must have been awkward AF.TBF to her, if a guy kisses you bellow breasts, most girls assume he's heading towards their pussy.
>>31500608I didnt use to have any of those problems, it mostly comes down to having fucked my life by dropping out college, but i ended up going back and I just turned into a senior for the next year, feels good kind of like im unfucking myselfI just want to know what would a good role model to stop being so cynical and judgementall all the time, someone like Keanu Reeves or someone i can look up to
>>31500613my ex looked exactly like that.Yes, I know :(
>>31500628Eh it wasn't too awkward desu but maybe a bit And yeah maybe I was giving her the wrong idea lol oopsI can't give up my KHV membership that easily
>>31500613MGot to the bedroom and my courage failed me so I bailed. I feel bad for letting it get that far, probably fucked the poor girl up.
>>31500630Ew
>>31500630That is brutal.
>>31500629Ah yeah I'm also a college dropout lel (well they expelled me and I can't afford to go back but nevermind)>feels good kind of like im unfucking myselfKeep up the momentum bro>someone like Keanu ReevesYeah he's a cool guy look up to him
>>31500613MNo.
>>31500544it's funny because I have relations to the sinosphereno but really we have only messaged this month I'm dying to videochat or hear his voice again I should of woke up earlier for him to do it a few days ago ugh I feel worse not hearing his voice or seeing g his face but idk how to tell himit makes it slightly more "real" when so far away
>>31500592>need a +1 to a wedding so I can look normal to my friends, cute girls please apply, wedding dress not included, but there will be food
>>31500613M Unfortunately yes. Thankfully I got out of that situation
>>31500621LMAO
>>31500613I had an ex like this, never did anything with her tho.
how can I tell how open a guy is to eat me out? he boasted about getting women off before but he has only had sex a couple times with one person. do guys count oral as sex at all because I want to be eaten out very badly by him
>>31500433Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV9Oo669Ons
>>31500652Eating pussy is beta behavior and increases risk of throat cancer
>>31500647Yeah I'm pretty dumb desuThen at a party two girls were talking to me like "omg you've never been with a girl?" I was like "nah not really", then this other girl (the one I had cuddled with) who had just walked past got annoyed so I went for a cigarette to hide So I think they thought I was a fuckboy or something (cause then the hot one tried to get with me another night but I was too awkward)Thank you for reading my blog
>>31500652tell him "I like being eaten out" I guess?
>all this talk of hooking up with exes, messy breakups, seeing prostitutes, practice gfs, cheating with friends, getting ghosted from one night stands, hoe phases, preying on highschoolers, gooning to pr0n, rape and monster fantasies, and that's just the tip of the icebergyou people honestly disgust me
>>31500654hey it's the anon who appreciated me posting AJJ when I posted body horror song to make women on here insecure
>>31500663what do you do for fun?
>>31500663>rape and monster fantasiesWhere?
Why are black women named Shaniqua and LaShawnda and such?
My coworker likes being scheduled with me and we get along well enough. She'll work later shifts just to work with me for longer. She's talked about how our work group should hang out but she seems like she's afraid to actually meet up outside of work. Do women just suggest plans because they like hearing themselves speak or is something wrong with her?
>>31500433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6B4G3za9M
>>31500657I’m vaccinated for hpv, I’m immune from the consequences of eating non-diseased pussy
>>31500642Girls like this reddit shit? Also,>cute girls please applyI ain't the most handsome lad so I might have to omit that part
>>31500670>LaShawndaI shit you not, I've met two white women in the last year named Lashanda
What makes a woman do porn for sicflics?Femanons whats the largest object you can fit in any hole?
>>31500664yes it is me, good to see you're also here still anon
>>31500674damn nibba you really expect me to listen to a full album? Sounds cool though
>>31500670In the 60s blacks were desperate to reconnect with their African roots, the problem was that at the time they didn't have internet, and there was virtually no media or books on the topic. A lot of black "academics" stepped in with fabricated lists of "traditional African names" which were in reality just mixes of French names and a few sounds that were common in a few African languages, ironically most of them being East African and therefore unlikely to be connected to American slave populations. To sum up imagine if there were a bunch of Chinese descended people who had no concept of what China was and desperately wanted to be a part of it, so they started naming their kids Ching Chong and Ling Ling and General Tso and shit, that's effectively what American blacks did.
>>31500688I don't think I will ever be able to leave willingly
>>31500663Need to adapt to the foid controlled dating market in 2024, innit? I hate it too and I bet Chads aren't happy also because they have to settle for mid bitches.
>>31500658You will only lose that awkwardness if you actually ever commit to going on ahead with it to the end. For me it took me like 4 or 5 different girls, but even then im no longer an awkward fuck when performing but since i never really dated any of those girls i still manage to be an awkward fuck when trying to get along with new people.
>>31500433RIP, Nipsey had some motivational bangers.>under no condition, would you ever catch me slippinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAcGg_4KKYs
I’ll miss her. Thanks, atoga.
>>31500658Why would you even do that? May as well get virgin tatted on your forehead. Lie.
What the fuck is wrong with me?Specifically, why do I live in the past?
>>31500705Who?
>>31500687>Femanons whats the largest object you can fit in any hole?It's definitely not your dick
>>31500713My ex girlfriend.
>>31500691Damn
>>31500709Qt MAP is good-looking enough to get away with it, he still slept with several bitches and steals hoes from guys at the club. But he was molested by his aunt and is afraid of sex because of that lulz
>>31500667Judge you people >>31500669Just wait til JH gets here jk>>31500670>LaShawndaBuilt for white nerds>>31500681Yes, bitches love reddit, have you never met one?>ain't the most handsome ladconfidence counts more than handsome Also it's not like I'm saying "hot"; "cute" basically just means don't be a cunt
>>31500687>What makes a woman do porn$ + 18-25ish is horniest time of people's lives so young people often aren't thinking straight.
>>31498755>I like the feeling of tight pussy>that means she’s not very arousedWhy does the world work like this?
>>31500710the past is far behind usthe future doesn't exist
Women, what's it like being a slampig? Do you realize you are one and do you enjoy it? From a guy's perspective, we wouldn't want to date a girl who looks like that, but we'd all gladly sleep with her.Sometimes I feel sorry for girls like that. But I just hope they get that slampig physique on purpose because they like the sex or something. (Any orgers here btw, iykyk)
>>31500696I don't think women are controlling all the degenerate shit the men on here do lol, it's a two way streetUnless the council of women has actually finished their mind control manifestation ray unbeknownst to moi>>31500702Oh well I don't meet girls anymore anyway lol
>>31500725>have you never met one?That is true, a lot of women I work with use reddit. What if I changed "cute" to "funny"? I just feel weird telling girls they gotta be cute
>>31500709>Why would you even do thatDo what? I'm just shy>>31500723Is this my official lore now or something
Femcels, why not just pay a psychic to draw what your soulmate looks like?
>>31500736OK funny works too but I feel like the average Tinder girl would feel that's more pressureAlso, it's just bantz
>>31500742Fuck you
>>31500717Wish my ex boyfriend missed me
>>31500723It's not even just anxiety per-se, I'm just so socially awkward I don't really know how to escalate to that stuffLike at a later date we were pre-drinking in the kitchen and my roommate was trying to set me up with the hot slutty one, and she was basically like "well if you''re up for it at the end of the night I won't say no..." and I was like "maybe idk" and we hung out at the party that night but just as friends basically and then it felt too weird to make it sexual
>>31500753I texted you 10 times over the years and wanted to meet up.
>>31498755Men, do you like women or just their vaginas?
>>31500759I'm not her
>>31500760Yeah I like most women quite a bitIdk vaginas are kinda weird desu, like I'd be afraid of losing something down there
>>31500760I hate their vaginas. They look gross to me. I like women if they have soft, smooth skin.
>>31500760I like the women at my workplace, outside of a few weirdos, they're actually fun to be around
>>31500695me too brotherman, me too. maybe one day we will be freed from our chains but it is not today.
>>31500733Wtf meanAs a guy I think she's pretty cute, would date
>>31500695Unless something more pressing and important comes up in your life... picrel
>>31500723>steals hoes from guys at the clubIt doesn't really count if their male friends are gay lol
>>31500767>I hate their vaginas
>>31500767You're homosexual
>>31500760I like you for your butthole
>>31500760I love women more than anything else.
>>31500760I like women, they’re nice
>>31500791>>31500792Not gay. My first ex had the perfect innie pussy with no weird folds. Others all had weird foldy pussies.
>>31500760Oh yeah I like their boobs too
>>31500760Weirdly enough, I like women but don't like pussy No, I am not gay.
>>31500800Have you seen your dick? How can you mind some foldy flesh when you have a whole ass soft lump of skin flopping around in your pants?
Well hoes, I made it to Los Alamos, but apparently their HR system is gay, so I have to wait another day to get my badge. May you please wish me luck tomorrow?
KEK, liberals.Who excited for the Tangerine Tyrant redux? 47!
>>31498755Do women ever get envious of other women when they watch porn?Like, “damn she’s getting fucked good, I wish I was her rn”
>>31500760I love some women and I love vaginasNot gay unlike some anons above and probably some below
>>31500820no
>>31500433Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Xpr1rb0cA&t=2677s
>>31500808I said my first ex had a nice vagina.
>want to partecipate in an event>free to join, but have to submit a form>can only see the link if you have an instagram accountWhat do I do brothers??? I don't want the devil to pull my soul out of my body
>>31500613This image is on par with Rembrandt and I don't meant that sarcastically.
>>31500836Why do you like this image?
>>31500833I have a fake account made with a shady email years ago and it still works like a charm. Facebook/Meta has never seen my face, proud to keep it this way.
I got weirded out because I saw red mark creeping out from her groin area in her bikiniWomen, what are they and what does it mean? Is it a bad thing?
>>31500760I'm not sure if I like women. Some of them are agreeable, smart, hot and I respect them a lot. But the romantic side is nebulous.Vaginas are pretty likeable and aesthetic, especially outies.
>>31500847Does she work out?
>>31500851>>31500821nice try girls
>>31500847It might be a stretch mark, if so she’s got a fat pussy. It’s harmless but it can be a bad thing depending on your stance on fat pussy
>>31500858I have a moustache and beard.
>>31500820no, I just enjoy watching it. sometimes I see stuff I want to try
Why does it feel much better to get your dick grabbed from behind?
>>31500862NTA but, WTF is a fat pussy?
>>31500870You know
>>31500870Almost puffy outer labia and mons. It can happen on any girl.
>>31500872No I don't, that's why I'm asking
Femanons, is the food worth it, is not being a "racist" worth it?You sold out the safety of your daughters for a pat on the back and a kebab.Elections have consequences, and you voted for it.https://www.thepublica.com/germany-woman-convicted-of-offending-migrant-gang-rapists-receives-longer-prison-sentence-than-the-rapists/
>>31500733you might be gay
>accidentally wasted my SuperSwipe™ on a single motheris there a female equivalent?
>>31500805yes you definitely are lol
>>31500888No one voted for this faggot
>>31500888If this happened in my country, people would've stoned those rapist men to death. Germans are just cowards.
>>31500906The people who voted for Angela Merkal and the current leader did.They are elected officials who flooded Germant with these people.
>>31500613Nope. Only skinny girls for me.
>>31500906they voted for it by not being white supremacists
>>31500911>>31500914Democracy is an illusionLeaders will fuck you over no matter whatEven if people elected right wingers, nothing would change
>>31500914They voted to let child rapists into their country, and the foreign countries obliged.
>>31500760Vaginas. I've met a couple of women I liked, in fact I can think of three, but 99%, nope. Women are something I have to deal with.
>>31500921Hope you die alone
>>31500901but I don't like dudes
Women would you throw your wedding ring in a fight with your husband?
>>31500808If dicks were not aesthetically pleasing, why would they make phallic symbols everywhere?
>>31500613myesand if you ever get married you will too
Agreeing with my men bros here. Dicks are hot, vaginas are icky.
NEW THREAD>>31500939
>>31500929No
>>31498755>He didn't put atoga in the OP>I have to control F "ask the opposite" to find the threadi hope you stub your toe
>>31500613Yes. I divorced her and life is so much better.
>>31500941This is directed at you too >>31500945
>>31500900I had a single mother try to use love bombing on me, it was the most terrifying experience of my life. It was heartbreaking.
state genderhow do you feel about damsels in distress
>>31500968FI feel like one and it's killing me
>>31499396>go out n get some play>like it's just that easy
>>31500760Vagina's are gross. I like women's thighs and sometimes their bellies but otherwise I don't like anything about them.
