Last Episode: >>31517011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjVFtd4T8yAWhat do we think about this?
Girls if a tree falls in the forest and nobody notices, will you have sex with me?
>>31519710elaborate
women>loving, cute sex>rough violent sexwhich one?
>>31519717the second one
>>31519710Where’s the dox? Not sure what I’m looking at. If you mean “post reply” then idk.
I love starting my day with my 4 egg cheese and ham omelette. Tfw no gf
Cumming inside a horny atoga femcel.
>>31519730Omelet gang represent.
>>31519732God I want a femcel to make me cum
>>31519732Not possible by definition.
>>31519700Girls, do you like full beards and mustaches?
>>31519732>tfw no femanon gf Why even live?
>>31519732>>31519735No lusting after fem”cels” until women start lusting after incelsWhich is weird you think women would fetishize the idea of an incel because it’s a sexually frustrated misogynist (who’s still somehow conventionally attractive in their idealized vision) but my theory is it’s because they’re socially awkward and emotional, women don’t like them but they don’t want that to be the reason so they say it’s misogyny
>>31519741>No lusting after fem”cels”Ain't happening, sorry. I need that battery acid pussy
>>31519749>battery acid pussyOddly hot.
>>31519749I hope you burn your dick ion the acid
I think i could pull some atoga femanon easily if we randomly met irl, and she didnt know me from here beforehand.Not that its saying muhc
womenwhat in a tinder profile makes you take interest in the guy?
>>31519754Yeah that's easy mode. We're playing European Extreme.
>>31519755>Being hot>Not being ugly
>>31519732i could break you
>>31519752Yowch!>>31519753That's the idea
>>31519759i thought women actually enjoy ugly men
>>31519749>battery acid pussyTangy, refreshing, and no need for contraceptives!
If I actually got a yeast infection from the beach I am killing myself
Is denji supposed to be a "He's literally me" type character?
>>31519741>No lusting after fem”cels” until women start lusting after incels>Which is weird you think women would fetishize the idea of an incel because it’s a sexually frustrated misogynistA sexually frustrated woman would use my cock to release stress
I'mma preface this question by saying that I'm aware that women aren't a hivemind; everyone's different, especially when it comes to sexuality.One of my fujo friends often likes to vent her disgust towards the notion of sex and how much she despises it. We recently watched Everything, Everywhere, All at Once and she brought up that one millisecond frame of Evelyn getting piped in bed and I thought "Man, is it really that big of a deal though?" She describes sex as just laying there while the guy groans and grunts until he's finished while she just lays there like a dead fish.Femanons, what's your take on her point of view? Some context, I rejected her back in high school but stayed friends with her, if that changes anything. I'm genuinely just curious if she's gone full asexual or she's on some sort of copium. Is vaginal sex really that bad for you females? Like, I get the clitoris is where it matters, but...
>>31519767lmao, make some cider
I activate Super Polymerization!
Are you watching the debate?
>>31519768in this panel? yeah
>>31519762masochist >>31519769She’d use chad but if you wanna be delusional
Where do I meet a clingy girl to make into my gf
>>31519777If you find out, let me know
>>31519760Big words for a small girl
>>31519774Why would I? It'll go exactly as everyone can probably guess
>>31519754FWhat do you look like? Would u even bother w an ugly girl?
>>31519782NTAhow ugly are you
do you ever forgive anything?
>>31519787Took me a long long time, but yeah. I learned to let go of my grudges and hate.
>>31519787Yes, that's what Christ teaches us to do
>be golfin>this shows upwdyd?n
>>315197826'2 tallWhite, pale, brown hair and eyedFace like human form shrek sort ofBroad shoulders, narrow waistBuiltfatI have liked some girls that other guys considered not attractive just because they had other qualities before yesIt would be bigger dealbreaker if someone was reaaally fat (chubby is okay) or a smoker / drug user
>>31519787Yes.I don't hold grudges.
>>31519791Drive balls at her.
>>31519791Avoid eye contact and pretend she doesn't exist. Women scare me.
Women. How much does the height of a man matter to you when looking for a partner?>t. 6'4" manon from last thread
>>31519791M'lady.
>>31519791Take her for a ride in my moped and fuck her on backseat>Asian girls resisting bwc, mode impossible
>>31519791Under what context?
>>31519791>wdydShoot a hole in 1
ladies, do you ever forgive anything?
>>31519792What an absolute unit.>Face like human form shrek sort ofHoly based.
Women, what should I do if I hate myself for lack of sexual experience?
>>31519779maybe i am smaller than you, but your little guy is smaller than me. its the circle of life pal
>know this girl due to common hobby >Chatted with her multiple times, even on ig dms>She generally greeted me with hi and a smile>Recently avoids eye contact and doesnt say hi, treats me like airDont even know what i have done, maybe she saw me being racist on internet
>>31519774m, yeah
>>31519815Unless you have a vice grip, i think im safe to do anything i want.A small girl wont dominate me easily
I'm glad you're watching this. I want you to see the pain, the pain that you gave me.
>>31519791It'd be weird, I'd be cautious of wtf she's doing there. Would just play it cool and try to talk to her. At best we meet again later, at worst she's some psycho on the run that I got to not kill me.
>>31519791I would insert my penis into her vagina and ejaculate after three thrusts.
>>31519819>Unless you have a vice grip
>>31519820you've done this so many times now it doesn't justify anything you freak.
would you date a guy?
>>31519839Chill it was just an anime quote. I didn't mean anything by it.
Would
>>31519842I despise you.
>>31519844Why? Do you even know who I am?
>>31519832She has been practicing for this...
State gender:What sort of stuff do you look for on dating apps? What type of people do you swipe right on, and what type do you swipe left on? This includes what type of pics too
Man to women: Is it better to be a stronger man or to have a better career?I'm a social worker but I feel like this job is wearing me down.I'm not sure I"ll make it to one year.I know Social work has a VERY high burnout rate, but I feel like I'm going to burn out before one year.
just got diagnosed with asperger at 24
WomenWould you rather
>>31519853Sorry to hear, but also good to have some context.
>>31519847i know a party trick or two
Im having a gym date with my female friend tomorrow apparently...She lost a lot of weight and wants to firm her body up and asked if i want to be her coach since im the gymcel in the friend group.I have slight suspicion she might have bad relationship with food now, so its gonna be hard to establish thatAny advice
>>31519853Asperger's the version of Autism where you aren't completely useless,; right?
women, how many of you are there actually?
>>31519845nobody does.
>>31519859>A gym dateWhat the fuck?That's awesome, bro.Who cares if she's in a relationship, I'd love to have a gym friendship with someone I can't fuck (a guy).
>>31519862Oh so its you. Having a bad day? You know that our last encounter actually did affect me, I'm not trying to subtly bait you. I actually like you, you goober.
>>31519861WE OUTNUMBER YOU TEN TO ONE NIGGA SURRENDER NOW!!!
why wouldn't i know how to program? that's retarded... i mean ladies you know how to program right?
>>31519857Do tell.Does it involve opening a beer bottle?I have tricks up my sleeve too but they arent party friendly
>>31519865I'm surrounded by cowards and corpses.
>>31519863nta, agreed, platonic gym dates are so fun. Exercise is great with another person.
>>31519865that's why i have a secret weapon, my gigantic cawk
>>31519870good call changing the quote from dead men, since i'd have been able to "erm actually" that one
would it be cringe if i buy flowers to my crush?
>>31519863I domt think shes in relationship, she just admitted to being bi, i think she had some bad breakup before losing weight
>>31519864you're getting to me i'm starting to (((believe)))
>>31519848mswipe left on makeup, no-bio, typical body showing that makes it clear she just wants an ONS and childrenswipe right on signs of intelligence and alternative thinking
>>31519853Sorry to hear, but also congrats - having the diagnosis may help you make your life suck less. Just understanding what's up with yourself is good to begin with though. Welcome aboard SS Assburger.
>>31519876No, just imagine her coming back home, making pic of the flowers, sending it to her group chat wuth caption "this loser bought my flowers lmao" and 2 hours later some bloke cumming in her butthole
>>31519878Oops. Well it has been a while, hasn't it? First time was what, basically 2 months ago. And I'm mentally ill so the whole "taste of my own medicine" thing was actually very sweet. Maybe I'll get that connection after all, eh?
>>31519700How much does it kill the mood if a guy is being rough and asks you if you're okay when you moan?I can be rough but I'm afraid of hurting my girl unintentionally...
fucking rizz
>>31519876Depends on the situation. My friend lost his then-new gf cause he sperged out. Dont go too big like a crazy bouquet, but keep doing nice things for her.
>>31519886what's the number of your birthday?
>>31519888am guy, don't do this lol. If she's hurt she isn't gonna moan @_@
>>3151989308/11. You did very good when you said Scorpio Moon.
>>31519849You don't have to let one burnout be the end of you. You can take your degree and move into healthcare so you can burnout there too. And maybe someday you transition into education and have another burnout there as well. The possibilities for burnout are endless.
>>31519896scorpio bitch
>>31519875Dead men is one extra syllable. Sonnets taught me to be conservative.
>>31519896i'm going to lock it and upload for an unspecified period once i'm sure
>>31519898Other way around. August. Hey you’re the one that said not to read into anons and identityfag. You must really like me.
>>31519894I don't have a lot of experience, loud moans seem like a product of pain sometimes.
>>31519896is that august or novemberAmericans and their fucked up dates
>>31519905August. I can’t wait for my atoga birthday present.
>>31519903leo is even worse
State gender. What makes you happy? What makes you sad?
Been playing with this vintage anime filter all day and ngl it makes my gf look waifu tier
>>31519910No thats my gf
>>31519907Says you. Maybe we match up well, who knows?
>>31519904if you make her comfortable, then she's going to be comfortable to tell you when you hurt her
>>31519906Your birthday is actually pretty close to mine.Too bad I don't celebrate bdays
if i get into a relationship for the first time, what is the appropriate way to deal with the fact that i have sexual trauma but no consensual experience? i imagine like, before we do it for the first time, but how do i bring that up? what level of detail is needed? i don't think i can get him to understand what i need without being honest but that feels like it would kill the mood in a nuclear way, even if it wasn't *right* in the moment.
>>31519917Why not? Getting too old for it?
it's too late for that.
>lack of/poor father figure leads to incessant need for validation from the opposite sexwhat is your take on this
>>31519917Aw, but we could have a super special awesome double birthday!
>>31519912In your dreams baka
>>31519920Nah, just never really celebrated it in the first place.Also friendless, and broken family.>>31519923Terrifying thought.
>>31519770Anyone?
oh that's right. you're all just fucked up.
>>31519907Leos are bad?
>>31519918I don't think you really need to get into specifics but if you just say something like "be gentle", is that ok?
>>31519922It gave me far, far worse issues than that
>>31519926Terrifying? I need to pamper you! With your favourite cake and whatever you want to do.
>>31519918If you feel your trauma is going to get in the way when you have sex, do it beforehand. Assuming this is true to your case, you don't give him too many details and overload him or yourself. Even if he asks for more details, just go as much as you are comfortable. If he's a decent enough guy, he will respond correctly and attempt to console you and during sex he'll go slowly and both of you will be vocal. If he thinks it's a mood killer, he aint the guy
>>31519933Please don't, I don't want to start hating my own birthday, lmao.
>>31519921https://youtu.be/VkKxmnrRVHo?si=1JQz11YBayOVDKGh
Women, do your boobs look like this?
>>31519925Bahahahahahahahahahahaha. Old anon is that you?
>women dont want the horn dog guy>But if you dont show her you want to have sex she will lose interestHow does one win
WomenWe're living in a rats' nest of luxury hotels and China is beating us in trade...Thoughts?
>>31519918Do not tell him right in the moment. Prep him beforehand.
>>31519717The later
>>31519922I dont seek validation from the opp sex (im on here for more avoidant reasons). I do enjoy talking to girls, but like all guys do. My lack of a good father figure more just guides me to try and avoid his failures
>>31519938Nope
>>31519938specifically the left one, yeah, kinda. i've always been jealous of women with breasts that are full on top and make them look like they are wearing a push up bra 24/7, mine have the flat on top, full on bottom effect.
>>31519938Made for fondling in the morning as she stands by kitchen oven making pancakes
>>31519938Actually, kinda with no bra, yeah.
womendo you envy other girls who are better looking than you and get more attention from men than you?
>>31519929Why would people choose anonymous interaction if they could be talking to friends instead?
>>31519949Thats just how natural (huge) boob looks like no?The round at the top pushup effect is just result of fake boob isnt it...At least thats what my moid brain think so
>>31519952Then you must be very lucky if they really are like thatThe pic is goals
>>31519953Nah not as much anymore.
>>31519922Upbringing generally does not matter as much as people think it does. A missing father figure is often a sign of bad character in both the father and the mother who got herself involved with such a person and whatever children are born from this dysgenic match are going to inherit those detrimental traits and manifest them all the same. What people generally identify as a lack of proper nurture is usually just another facet of nature revealing itself on the parent generation.
>>31519938fuuuck, need a gf like this
>>31519918You can drop warnings that you have some heavy stuff to talk about before you actually become ready to talk about it. You can tell him that you had a bad past but you're not ready to share it yet. That can help prepare him.When will you be ready? There will never be a time when it completely feels "right" and "safe" to finally share your trauma. You will have to make an educated guess on when it's the "least wrong" time. One day after you've started to get emotionally serious, and when you're opening up to each other about your past history, you'll just have to pick a time to start sharing as calmly as you can even though every alarm in your brain is telling you to panic and flee. But it should definitely be when you're just talking, not when you're trying to get in the mood for something physical.
>>31519932I don't want to assume but most of the women I meet who identify with father issues claim to be the victims of some sort of trauma, is that correct?>>31519946So you're avoidant because you don't want to embody your fathers worst traits?
>>31519959>Single father better parenting resultsOh no no strong independent womyn we got too cocky
>>31519949Those ones look fake desu.
>>31519955no, some women are full on top and on bottom, or full on top but not on bottom.https://www.freshpair.com/blogs/womens-expert-advice/breast-shape-dictionary
>>31519936That bad, huh?
>>31519962no im avoiding separate non-related irl problems. Same as like watching TV, binging a show, or playing vid games. Nothing to do with father
>>31519954I'm currently doing both.
>>31519968Lucky.That's some chad shit.
>>31519938No.
>>31519965CoolIm not a boob guy, more of a butt guy.But always good to learn more.
Should I go to the Phillipines and impregnate a bunch of random women in their late teens and early 20s?A relationship with a white woman who's above 5/10 clearly isn't happening, due to their insane standards. Maybe at least I can have a bit of fun impregnating a bunch of fertile women and then disappearing after. I know this can be easily done because I set my Badoo to international and literally asked these women if I can impregnate them over a 2 week period and they agreed.Are there any downsides to this?
>>31519970That is actually the same shape. Just smaller.
>>31519970The other day when I was out on a walk, I saw this girl with like no tits, like actually flat, she wore a t-shirt and it was completely adhered to her flat chest, and I just thought "Wow, she's flat, that's hot."
>>31519931i'm not sure if be gentle is enough, or even the right guideline if i could only give one. the emotional tone of what we do is more of the thing, i guess, i don't know.>>31519934>>31519943>>31519961i definitely would say beforehand, not in the moment, i was just saying i feel like that might kill the mood even if its weeks later. thank you all for the advice, i will try to remember that. hopefully i am over-worrying and he would take it well, whoever he ends up being.
>>31519970Poor girl
I’m very sick of mourning and grieving my dead relationship!
>>31519970Are you Asian?
Small boobsFit buttAnd you deserve a chad bf
>>31519922after all of the abusive shit my father and opposite sex of done to me that actually makes a lot of sense i'd seek validation from both of them
>>31519970that's actually a smaller version of the originalalso, pretty cute btw
>>31519966It's chill.
>>31519959That sounds like a round about way to cope about having any choice in the matter, the graph literally says otherwise
>vice grip femanon was edging so hard she stopped replying Blackpilled again
do you use x in 2024?
>>31519991I'm using it right now.
>>31519986You’re tough as nails.
>got blueballed so hard I thought I'd throw upwhy are women so mean
>>31519991It's an essential letter in my keyboard.
>>31519996We all are, everyone that's alive right now is a trooper, and a real one.
>>31519991I never used twitter to begin with.
>>31519990She figured out you're the creep posting creepshit.
>>31519959are you retarded?
>>31520001Its over
>>31519999Quads of hope and bloom, huh. Sure is beautiful in here today.
>>31519977M If the guy is decent, that's not gonna kill the mood or repulse him or anything like that. Really. If anything, it'll make him more concerned than you probably want, be prepared for that too.
>>31519990nag, but imo it's like dating apps; girls will get bored and leave if you say boring stuff. I searched for 'vice' and it didn't seem to interesting. On the other man, maybe she just left, idk. Doesn't matter too much
I need some success stories. Anyone "making it" here? M or F
>>31519999huh, look at that
need virtual pet gf
>>31520009I clawed my way from NEET to middle class.Oh, uh, romantic success? Nah, sorry...
>>31519939Guilty as charged.
>>31520009I'm not "making it," but that's purely by my own volition. I could be a normalfag if I really wanted to (and I probably will once the loneliness gets too hard to bear)
>>31520009F I talked to a cashier today. It wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.
>>31520009almost. i'm right there. all i have to do is cross this line in front of me. i feel really terrible though
>https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1719537578262225.pngWhat are your thoughts on this? What are your personal ratings for this? Like, what percentage do you think you'd swipe?
>>31520020Fellow white guys, why do black chicks hate us so much? I just want to settle down with a nice ebony girl
>31520012>post race bait bullshit>get b&
>>31520007>more concerned than you probably wantuh, what does that mean?
>>31519902Trying to scare me again?
>quickly going to store today>Grab bottle of coke>Cute cashier says hi, giggles a bit as i hold eye contact strongly>Says bye in cute wayWhat did she mean by this
>>31520028Don't fall for it anon.
>>31520009M I approached a girl in a bookstore and we hit it off and have gone on a few dates now.
So why do girls do it again?
>>31520020There's a study that shows that what people consider to be the most attractive person is actually regional and closer to what the average person looks like.So, in other words, if you took every single men in the US, and merged it into a single person, the closer you are to this person, the more likely women will find you attractive.So, in other words, that poll was taken in 2014 for the US, and the average guy at that time is a white dude.
do you literally just bring things up to troll??THAT FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>31520037I bring up things to ogre... because it is...
>>31520017Nice, talk as in conversation or just typical cashier interactions.
>>31520037>do you literally just bring things up to troll??>THAT FUCKING HILARIOUS>THAT'S HAHAHAHAHAHAah man haha she's funny
>>31520025nta, idk man, jannies have banned me for things I didn't understand either. Honestly, it aint worth it to think about it too much.
Do you think less of a man who has dated or had sexual intercourse with mentally ill women (ADHD, down syndrome, depression, etc)?
>>31520039Actual conversation! He liked my hat.
>>31520037
>>31520014How? What's life like now?>>31520017Like you chatted him up? >>31520019Details?>>31520032Congrats man, what's she like?
>>31520040I love her!
>>31520038haha i'm a dragon. i'm going to burn you
>>31520043Congratulations! Did you initiate, or did he compliment your hat first?
>>31520026Um... he might try to treat it as if it just happened yesterday, not however long ago
>>31519910>>31519925>>31520015Link?
>>31519963Kids of single moms are more likely to graduate college though. But at the end of the day: it doesn't really matter all that much. Kids whose parents failed at a relationship often end up messed up - even if their single parents remarry and they have a father figure in the house. The reason for that is: the traits which made their parents fail in their relationship are heritable and the kids are going to inherit them and manifest them, just like their parents. When you father is a deadbeat or a criminal and your mother is an irresponsible narcissist, what is going to come out of that match up? The apple does not fall far from the tree.This is a truth that upsets both leftoids and rightoids - because they are ultimately also liberals who believe in hogwash such as men being created equal.>>31519988What does the graph tell us really? Look at what I said above. In fact, both graduating college as well as criminality are strongly predicted by IQ and personality traits, such as conscientiousness, which has a substantial heritable component. For IQ in particular it ranges up to .8. This idea that upbringing would affect this significantly is a pipe dream - especially if we consider that the people raising the kids share the traits of their kids. Nature shapes what nurture looks like.>>31520002Are you?
>>31520024Black women hate basedboys
>>31519798based
>>31520042>ADHD>depressionbruh every woman under 20 has one of those
>>31520046Oh, no, he started it. I just didn't respond with a one word answer like I usually do.
>>31520055hey nice digitsyou don't have to answer if you don't want to but like, i really do not have a point of reference for whatever you are trying to... imply? you're not saying it out loud. i've yet to have any guy show much concern for me, i don't really know how you act in that situation.
>>31520042>putting ADHD and depression in the same category as Down's SyndromeAnon. Obviously EVERYONE looks down on someone who has ever had sex or dated a downie. They will (correctly) assume you're either at the intellectual level of a downie, or you're a rapist. Which is correct.
>>31520046Thanks. She's a goth and I was little awkward and intimated at first but we like a lot of the same books and art and video games and stuff like that. I like her.
AlrightMENGive me a (You) if when having to interact with women, you have to force yourself to give eye contact
>>31520077Does it count if I have to force myself to break eye contact? To the point that most women think I want to fuck them when I talk to them.
>>31520077Does it have to be specifically with women? I don't usually make eye contact with men either.
Giving eye contact is easy. Maintaining eye contact is hard.
>>3152007726 year old hereYep.My eyes are never on the woman, they be floating around the room.
>>31520077Eh.
>>31520046well it's like half way done technically, but i'll be releasing it soon regardless. i'm finishing this project that installs a hardened distro with bunch of a tools. it's got this sweet menu system. after that i plan on moving to studyinh llms and working to automate metasploit like software. That and i got back into uni.
>>31520077Obviously. Maintaining eye contact with anyone is hard, let alone a cute girl
>>31520069I don't know how to phrase it great but he will be concerned. Do not feel like you're burdening him. You aren't.
>>31520086but what does "more concerned than you want" mean?? that's so ominous dude
>>31520058obviously not
I am literally an autist and I have no idea on social etiquette on how to treat women that are into me. Can anyone here give me some tips or teach me how to do so?
>>31520081>>31520084How does this work exactly? When I'm talking to someone I always stare directly at their eyes without looking away or blinking at all until I stop talking to them.
>>31520077M I do. My eyes always drift to her boobs, I don't mean to really. I'm just a nervous idiot.
>>31520077If it's the first time we're speaking I freeze up like a teenager talking to his crush
>>31520090I think you are, since you're apparently incapable of mustering any kind of opposition to what I said. Do you have an argument besides your feelings having gotten hurt and being bootybothered about it?
>>31520092That's like asking someone who's afraid of bugs how that works. I can't explain it, I simply have a natural aversion to looking someone directly in the eyes.
>>31520092I look like I'm uninterested and distracted. It's mad disrespectful. lol.So I angle my body towards them even if my eyes are drifting, I think, hope, it makes them feel like I'm focused on them.
>>31520091hahaha no. lol what. i'm autistic as hell. hahaha
>>31520089Shit, I didn't mean it to be, really. :) I mean, you've had time to process what happened to you, right? A little bit? He hasn't.
Women have perfected the art of making men want to kill themselves, and that's why I believe without a doubt that they hate men.
>>31520095IF YOU DONT GET THE FUCK OU-
>>31520101okay, i am following you up to "he will be very shocked and concerned", but i am losing you in "this is bad">>31520102i have spent hours in a thread with nobody except me and OP trying to talk depressed guys out of becoming an hero. idk what weird biased reality you come from, but the world isn't as hateful as you might think after seeing the worst of it.
>>31520089NTA but it means he might move slower than you want. Like if you want him to be ready for sex a week after you tell him, he might be ready a month after. Like if you want him to be rough with you, he might not be ready for a long time to be anything but gentle. Like if you want him to trust that you're safe going down dark streets all alone, he might not be ready for you to be all alone in dangerous places because he's still getting used to the fact that there was a time in your life when you were harmed and nobody protected you from it. It's not ominous, it's hopefully endearing... but perhaps a little disappointing or frustrating, depending on what you want from him.
>>31520091I'll give you my expert advice.>approach them (if online then with a simple message, if in person don't get in their personal space)>greeting, then proceed to lovebomb>tell them how beautiful they are, compliment everything about them that seems like they put time or thought into, their hairstyle, their clothes, their makeup style, be sure to make specific and concrete compliments>start talking to them about whatever, continue lovebombing them>acquire contact info if in person>talk to them for a while until you're sure that they see you as a romantic interest, get them to suggest you go on a date or something>immediately stop responding to them for at least a month>after a month message them like nothing happened>when they ask why you ghosted them say that you thought they weren't interested in talking to you and you didn't want to be annoying or whatever>get her to tell you that she has romantic interest in you>tell her that you're a little surprised since she's so pretty and has a great personality blah blah blahafter that it's common sense ladsyou just gaslight her some and then begin manipulating her until she loves you
>>31520105personal experience probably
Are you guys watching the downfall of the United States of America?
>>31520105Did I imply that it would be bad? I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention.
>>31520057AIMirrorIt’s probably chink spyware but w/e, I’m not important enough to spy on anyways and I got a separate phone for personal shit.
>>31520105Just keeping them alive longer to enjoy the schadenfreude and keep messing with their heads.
>>31520077I never make eye contact
>>31520074>she's a gothholy fuck man, give your secrets, srsly
>>31520077I naturally have laser like eye contact with women like I’m trying to burn a hole through their skull.
>>31520097>>31520098You know you can just wear sunglasses all the time including indoors right?>but people will think I'm weirdyou don't make eye contact so they'll probably think you're less weird actually
>>31520091>women that are into meThat never happened to me.
>>31520077Boobs are hard to ignore! Least I'm trying my best to not objectify em
>>31520113well you said i wouldnt like it...
>>31520077I have to make eye contact to figure out what they're thinking, I find womens faces very stimulating.
>>31520109Thanks, that's what I was trying to say. He MIGHT react something like that. Men aren't that great with affection sometimes, it's either 1 or 11.
>>31520077Here is your (You).But I have to do the same when interacting with men. It honestly doesn't make a difference to me.
I don't pretend to be a woman, but men continue to mistake me for one.I'm pretty sure that the problem isn't me, these nigga just horny and fruity as hell.
>>31520077Yes, but not because of their tits.
>>31519700Can mommy issues stem from JUST being attracted to older women or wanting to make a mother out of the woman you love in your life? OR can if mean other things like wanting to breed with women older than you or wanting an older girlfriend/wife because you'll feel like the sex will be better, compatibility-wise or not, or because the feelings between you will be more tense, thus be more loyal to each other, etc.Idk cause when I was a kid, I thought at a point having an older girlfriend would be cooler because it would've meant more sex than with a woman my age. But at the same time, I also felt like I had this wound from being overly neglected and glossed over by my mother who wound up working herself all too often, so I've felt like nothing but emotionally invalidated and abandoned all throughout my life to the point that I don't even know what to feel anymore from not growing up in a loving home.On top of that, and to keep it frank as well, I'm also struggling to talk more because usually I'm much more quiet and composed about myself because it hurts when I talk, even through text, so I often more than not keep to myself when talking about things like this. I also tend to self-isolate frequently, including online from my "friends", because I'm afraid of getting hurt.
>>31520116is that some melodramatic reveal or another anon. that is so gay either way though
>>31520129It's probably because you complain a lot.
>>31520118I know, right?! I just forced myself to shoot my shot because I knew I wouldn't get another chance like that.
guys, when you freak out about liking goth girls, do you mean "she listens to siouxsie and the banshees and is weird" or do you mean "she wears all black and does intense makeup and looks like a cyberpunk hooker" (not to be rude towards girls who dress like that i think you are very pretty it's just too bold for me to be comfy like that and i can't do makeup good)
>>31520129everyone knows you're a closet homosexual cocaine addict
>>31520129Back when I was more twink-looking I used to get mistaken for a woman all the time, I'd get catcalled on the street and everything. Other guys just be horny I guess
>>31520133I am both >>31520116 and >>31520102
Women, when a guy hugs/cuddles with you from behind or when you sit on his lap, do you know how much of an internal conflict it is to not grab your boobs (instead of your waist) or get hard? Is there ever a time you want them to do it? Like, what percentage of the time? 10%?
>>31520137I've dated both kinds, they are both awesome. I love goth women!
>>31520136what are her likings? Give me all the info, how do i get these types of chicks?
>>31520124"If anything" was a dumb way to put that, right. I apologize.
people say way too much far too oftenyou wont hear a thing soon anyways
>>31520112MIt hurts more to think about the wasted potential
>>31520137>"she wears all black and does intense makeup and looks like a cyberpunk hooker"I'm pretty sure men always mean this.
>>31520137>>31520151but you know you can just get any gf and be like, "can you cosplay s a cyberpunk hooker sometimes"
Where is my atoga gf? I miss you honey.
>>31520138whut
Why doesn't misandrist speech have the same kind of emotional impact on its targets as misogynist speech?
>>31520156Xe thinks I'm someone else, lol.These people are so confused.
>>31520143>Is there ever a time you want them to do it?Like 2% of the year, yes 7.3 days.The rest of the time I want to cuddle him instead and or keep him locked in chastity so he can't rub his boner on me.
>>31520137I have no strong feelings at all about goth girls, neither negative nor positive.>then i'm not asking youToo bad, I'm telling you this anyway.
>>31520137Idk, why do girls like goth/noir/lone wolf types? Basically the same reasons. Both genders aren't that diff
>>31520146I don't... I wasn't looking for one specifically, I don't know where you find them. Bookstores seem like a good place to find girls anyways.
>>31520159no what you said was crazy.
>>31520160>or keep him locked in chastityI knew there was a catch, you've been far too friendly these last few threads.
>>31520165I didn't say shit, homie.
Women, I wish you could smell right now. I smell amazing.
What book are (YOU) reading right now??
>>31520162Eh I'm in that demographic and only have the sex once in a blue moon. And when I do I'm someone's second or third choice for a rebound hookup. Anyway, have some The Wake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae8kYeYbkkI
>>31520137Mine likes that band and has introduced me to a bunch of stuff like that.
>>31520170Nah, tell me about the book you're reading right now instead.
>>31520160What why? Rubbing boner and light groping makes me want to cuddle and care for her even harder. Not being allowed to express my appreciation of her is like your bf not letting you say "I love you" even when you really want to
>>31520167okeeeeeeeeee
>>31520137Either/both. Sincerely, M whose second home is a New Wave or Goth night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjxk9UlXDNI
>>31520164what other stuff does she like, and what types of books
>>31520176Are you confused too, my guy?
>>31520174Picrel, it's exactly what it sounds like.
>>31520174>>31520170The Internationalists. It's a recent history of foreign policy under the Biden administration and how it's purposefully designed as a contrast from the Trump era.
>>31520170I'm reading The Bible and I'm almost finished. Wish me luck.
>>31520183I like the JPS translation. Less of the fluff from that con artist who speciously claimed to be the son of God and ruined civilization for 2000 years in the process. Seriously, fuck Yeshua.
>>31520187I prefer the QuranSpoken directly by GOD HIMSELF and recorded by Muhammed PBUH
>>31520187Weak b8, try harder
>>31520191Not bait. I really like the Tanakh and Talmudic studies, and really, really fucking hate the Jesus crowd.
>>31520170Evola's Hermetic Tradition
>>31520193Unironically how do you like the Tanakh and Talmud but not the Quran. It's just a better version of them.
>>31520194Proto-Fascist bullshit artist. Fuck Evola.
>>31520179She likes art and animation/cartoons, old black and white sci-fi/horror movies, gothic literature, Sherlock Holmes. I first found her reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. But I'm sure there's some variety with goths.
>>31520197I have some respect for the Quran in translation as a work of literary poetry, even though I don't believe Jesus/Yeshua or Mohammed are legi prophets.
>>31520201Jung said it was the best introduction to Hermeticism.Your left/right brain is a personal cancer.
>>31520202Really obscure 90s cartoons?
>>31520203I have some bad news for you, if you believe prophecy is real you have either low IQ or schizophrenia.
Who am I?only FPP
>>31520187Synoptic Jesus is great. The perversion of Pauline Jesus is an indictment of Paul, not Jesus.
>>31520205Rude Dog and the Dweebs? More late '80s, proto-90s. Very Memphis Milano aesthetic, visual prototype for a lot of '90s Nickelodeon content.https://youtu.be/0dJHdxmvmOI
>>31520210Please tell me she's not from New York
>>31520202man, i think the only gothic thing I've read is As I Lay Dying. Guess I should read older stuff one day
>>31520204My occult nigga.
>>31520212Good news! There's a bestselling romance novel by RuNyx called Gothikana. It's about a young woman at a gothic themed university in a castle who has a hot and horny sex affair with her professor who looks like the lead singer from The Damned. It's the perfect book for understanding Goth culture. There's even a playlist of Goth music referenced at the end.
Women, if you were with a guy who, really liked your worn underwear, would you indulge him? Or think less of him?
>>31520205I don't think so. Batman, Reboot, Gargoyles, stuff I think most people would know.
>>31520216I would force him to wear them and get fucked by black men and dogs.
>>31520216Stop watching fucking porn
Who are you guys rooting for?
>>31520217Reboot is kinda obscure... wait, you're Canadian?
>>31520225the destruction of the gay empire
>>31520132If you want mommy you got mommy issues <3
>>31520221I only watch porn a moderate amount, I've cut down by a lot. I used to watch 18 hours a day but now I only watch 12 hours a day. And I only have 6 monitors playing porn videos for those 12 hours.
>>31520212You need to read:>Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite (who now goes by Billy Martin)Gothic horror story about gay vampire incest and rock music culture >Silk by Caitlin R. KiernanSupernatural gothic novel about confronting the trauma of childhood sex abuse with supernatural elements. First book in a series of novels about mental health issues and supernatural escapades involving the same set of characters >The Cipher by Kathe KojaEdgy story about a '90s hipster couple who rent out a glory hole in their apartment and a bunch of weird, gothic shit happens because of it >Interview with the VampireClassic queer-coded vampire story about gay adoption of a juvenile delinquent
Wait, is there something going on in America today?
>>31520235>Interview with the VampireThis one sucked, read The Witching Hour instead.
>>31520238Very Catholic book. "Does God hate me because I have sinned?" is like every other fucking paragraph.
>>31520227Heh. Guilty.
>>31520237Current president of America was just killed via verbal combat by former president.
>>31520216If she took off her underwear and gagged me with it, I think I'd become her free-use
>>31520225I'm going for the Living Dead Man over the Manhattan Mussolini
>>31520238Or, I dunno, Dracula.
>>31520143If I’m on his lap, 95% of the time. If I’m hugging a guy I really like, 75%. A boyfriend/husband, 99%. If I’m hugging a friend, 1%.
>>31520248An Education in Malice is decent if you want a vaguely Goth story about two late-teens vampire chicks being lesbianly groomed by their hot English teacher
>>31520170None, sadly
>>31520250>1%Friendzoned bros, we're so back
Is The Picture of Dorian Gray worth reading?
>>31520225The Tangerine Tyrant
>>31520258I don't know, is the cheap tattoo on your genitals worth reading?
>>31520155With her bf getting anally fucked
>>31520258I thought it was dreadful but a lot of people like it, especially chicks.
>>31520248Man, I saw like a butt ton of dracula movies a while ago, from Nosferatu to the really good gary oldman one. Bet the book is good
>>31520258Despite my opinion of Wilde, it's alright
>>31520261He's a rapist. He's raped many women and possibly a few men. And if you're not careful, he might rape you next. Don't let your genitals be grabbed by Donald.
>>31520264>especially chicks.in other wordsunderstanding it will lead you to the path of pussy.
>>31520250Even in public? (bar/club/party/friends drinking together)?
>>31520269They ain't gonna rape themselves are they? Somebody's gotta do the raping.
>>31520270Correctamundo
>>31520267The book is unironically the second worst piece of Dracula-related media. The worst is the BBC series by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat.
>>31520270That it doesn't matter if you're a massive piece of shit as long as you're attractive?
>>31520258It's a short read. I liked it. The short read itself really aids in the argument to reading it.
>>31520277Yes.
>>31520277But I'm horribly ugly and women let me do whatever
>>31520276oh really? I thought the gary oldman one took a lot from it (+ nosferatu). That's sad
>>31520274>I'm tellin' ya, somebody's doing the raping
>>31520267You should really read the book. It's told in a neat way.
>>31520283fat chicks don't count
Women say there's no modest clothes in the stores. How true is that?
What are your thoughts on the technological advancements within the furry community and furries in general.
>>31520288skinny good looking women i meani'm like a 4/10
>>31520291There is. They're just retarded.
>>31520291Not true>t. works at a clothes store
>>31520291If you want modest clothes, do your shopping in Saudi Arabia.
>>31520287i see
>>31520294BMI 30 is not skinny m80if you were successful, you wouldn't be in this shitholemy conversation with you is now over
>>31520285I didn't like it. It's mostly a study in Victorian hand-wringing and pearl-clutching over scaaaary foreigners and the implicit threat of homosexuality.
>>31520272In public drops/raises things down/up to like 5% for everyone.
>>31520298I mean it's presented as a bunch of documents, like it actually happened.
>>31520300where else would i come to shitpost and bully people/r9k/ losers are too far gone i try to turn you guys into them
>>31520304you mean an epistolary novel dumbass
>>31520305I chronically post on /r9k/ and have nevertheless had my penis inside of many women's vaginas, and my tongue stimulating many clits. Much like Jason Mewes, I am a clit commander.
>>31520304oh that sounds pretty fun
>>31520309>I chronically post on /r9k/it's over
>>31520114I wish I could grow a beard like this
>>31520232Why the <3
Would you rather acquire prime real estate in some random country, or RENT literally the shittiest shit shack in your current country.
>>31520314You just want a male beard rubbing up against your genitalia as you are orally pleasured.
>>31520321you typed this sentence
>>31520323Yes.
>>31520315Because mommy issues are cute. <3.
State gender:What is your ideal weight for an SO? At what weight would you lose attraction to them, if at all?
>>31520318My hope is for a villa in East Jerusalem.
>>31520327MUnder 100lbsOver 100lbs and I'd have to start destroying her self esteem to give her anorexia
>>31520327Weight depends on, among other things, height, so I can't accurately say.
>>31520327I place my faith in BMI.>but BMI isn't perfectIt doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be Good Enough.
>>31520292>trannies love transhumanismMore at 5; water is wet!
>>31520132>wall of textI want to fuck women with mature bodies and know how to work my meat stick
>>31520327As long as her ass is fat Idc.
>>31520330>>31520332BMI is irrelevant since women above 5'2 are basically men and not sexy at all
>>31520339weak
any good shows/movies you've seen in the past few months
>>31520335I'm not trans but I do believe there should be irl character customization opportunities like in a video game.
>>31520342godzilla minus one is an amazingly good movie. A weaker me (drunk?) would've cried
>>31520342I just watched Eric on Netflix. Benedict Cumberbatch does a great turn as an alcoholic deadbeat dad from New York.
>>31520077NoI just flick it on and off at random when talking to a new person until I determine their level of comfortI normally avoid eye contact to keep people from noticing how much I hate them if anything
>>31520346Sorry, honey.
>>31520340women should be tiny
>>31520346*leaves**returns two weeks later when you are in heat*
>>31520355You mean like Tinker Bell in Disney's Peter Pan?
>>31520339Had a coworker I had a crush on who mightve been slightly taller than me (or shorter, idr, we were just near height). Man, it was so much funner with her. Kinda sucks I prob wasn't on her radar cept maybe near the end when she moved away
>>31520346You could just tell him early on that when you have bad days you really don't want to do anything sexual. For some people, sex is a relief from stress. Just comminucate with him that it aint your thing
>>31520327MIdeally light enough that I can lift them.Idk about the cutoff
>>31520357>>31520358If your wife isn't small enough that people think your daughter is her mother when your daughter is 16 you've lost in life
remember that she be putting that dick back in when it slipped out.
>>31520242What's her favorite Sherlock Holmes story?
>>31520365My ex would pull me into her with her hand.
>>31520342I really liked The Treasure of Sierra Madre.You know those old Humphrey Bogart movies like Casablanca where he starts off bitter and jaded and an asshole, but he gradually reveals his warm heart and kind soul? I love this one because it's the opposite.
This but unironically.
>When you see a slag posting a slutty selfie but she has no OF, no ad, not even a donation linkRare.
>>31520307Yes. Thank you.
>>31520372That means she's low IQif you're gonna be a ho you best not be doing it for free is what my momma always said
I should bring my notebook to work so I can write instead of shitpost.
>>31520376write down your theoretical shitposts
>>31520381Quantum theoretical shitposts. A new frontier in temporal physics.
When was the last time you started shit with someone and made a scene in public?
>>31520381They’ve mostly been melancholic. Not great for a funny anime board.
>>31520386never, im too agreeable to do that
Men be like>I want a goth gf
>>31520393this is every goth gfthe only non-fat women who do this style are just doing it as cosplay basically
>>31520393Why is “bad bitch/girl” such a hot tattoo? God damn.
>>31520368She said the adventure of the copper beeches.
>>31520393
>>31520398He’s me if I wasn’t tall, dark, mysterious, handsome, and didn’t wear all black.
>>31520403>tfw gothick but work in a kasual-yuppie career field
>>31520403white is the new black
peak male fashion is wearing 3 different button up shirts on top of each other
>>31520406Linen suits and pastel crewnecks like Don Johnson are back in.
Are the americans alright?https://x.com/EmmaTolkin/status/1806499024268349911
>>31520404Ditch your job and travel the world with me.
>>31520409No, Americans in small towns literally worship Trump as the God of their new religious cult.
>>31520386ive argued with someone while some other people were passing by
>>31520414Only if we can orally pleasure each other at every hotel, hostel, and bed and breakfast we stay in.
>>31520419Sure, fellow homosexual
Women be like>My standards are pretty low>My boyfriend is like just some average guyand then their boyfriend is like
>>31520390I wish I weren't agreeable. I wish I had an eccentrically dressed gang of street yay-hoo's to cause public disturbances with, and no one bothered to stop us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd226lx04GY
>>31520419BRO JOB BRO JOB
>>31520419Feel free to sit on my face and you have a deal.
>>31520409american politics are a comedy at best
>>31520422Most women would think this guy is ugly tho
>>31520422F that's not nice looking.
>>31520435You would drop to your knees in public and suck him off if he glanced at youi hate women so much it's unreal
>>31520438Nah dude that’s just you.
>>31520327BMI < 25simple as>muh BMI not accurateit is for women since there are few body builders
Women, in the 69 position do you prefer to top, bottom, or both of you on your sides?
>>31520440it's any man or womanhe's a chad unlike the chinless losers herei wish i had a chin
>>31520446As a chin haver, it doesn’t help. I still feel like a loser who doesn’t fit anywhere, except people just want to use me as some sort of puppet.
>>31520447you're probably a manlet under 6ft thenwomen dry up when they see manlets and men see men under 6ft as subhuman children worthy of zero respect
>>31520448I am not a manlet, no. It’s the same thing you got, self loathing.
>>31520450you must just not be chad enougheven if you're over 6ft and a 10/10 you still have a 99.99999% chance of dying an incelless than 1,000 men alive have ever had sex, that's how evil women are
>>31520175>makes me want to cuddle and care for her even harder.Fake and gay. Men don't "want" to cuddle and care for women. They want mom's that wash their shitstains from their undies.
>>31520454this is ironically what women want
>>31520454Must not be. I mean I’ve had sex, but I just feel like I don’t fit in anywhere. Even on 4chan.
>>31520455This. Just look at how no men raise children. 99.999999999999% of mothers are single mothers because all men hate responsibility.
>>31520447Men with good chins that don't shave are hiding for no other reason than laziness.Men that shave have superior genetics like vikings.
>>31520460when you wake up next to a spiteful mutant, you just don't feel like carrying responsibilities anymore. weird eh?
>>31520462I do shave. My beard is straight outta Scotland, all neck. So I stay clean shaven. I actually really like my cheekbones and chin, to be honest. All my self loathing is internal.
Are you going to make your son mew? State gender.
>>31520462i honestly want to grow a beard to hide my chin that juts out
>>31520471He won’t need to.
>>31520471Why would I want sons they'll turn trans or gay from the frog water
>>31520471It’s important that my child does not become a mouth breather
>>31520477Cuck
>>31520477Yes, much better to have a based daughter.
>>31520465Men need to be gay with eachother since they think women are "spiteful mutants" and not mirroring your own spiteful mutant ass.
>>3152048299.999999999999999% of men are gay. Women don't have sex with 99.999999999999999999999999999999% of men so they've turned prison gay from it.
>>31520485homie spittin facts in the chat poggersgonna hit the griddy for you dawg
>>31520489You moist af.
>>31520443I prefer not to do it at all but gun to my head, top.
>>31520481>I can't think of anything more cucked than raising a daughter...
If a woman grabbed my hand and held it I would blush bright redwomen is this pathetic?
Be honest. Does telling normies you have autism make them not like you as much?
>>31520504yes retard
>>31520497I wish incestfags would stop using the best hobbit
women are fucking terrible immoral people haha prove me wrong
>>31520386I was at a coffee place with my ex and as we were about to order I asked him to order for me but he just started mocking what I said and then the employees were laughing too so i angrily said i didnt even want the coffee anymore and stormed off.
>>31520497That’s just not how it works.
>>31520504that's why i do it. it's actually a test to see whether someone's sentient or not.
>>31520507it is not an incest thingit's a son preference thing
>>31520515Based
>>31520511deserved
>>31520504Well, it's more like, why are you telling me? Same with like, why is a person telling about their past family issues or rape or wtv. It's all very situation dependent. Is this the first conversation we've ever had? Is this like a 'hey i got autism, sorry if I say the n word a couple of times lool'. Or is this when we're all talking about disabilities, and you say say something like, yeah I got autism, so sometimes i miss certain cues, or wtv
my impression of a woman: "memememe memememe memememe mememe memememe"ladies... was this accurate?
>>31520510can'tyou're completely right
>>31520528:0
>>31520009F>Living completely on my own around no family>Holding down a job for over two years>Home is clean>Lost weight and look put together>Found the love of my life with the type of relationship I've always wanted>got insurance>soon to start a familyThis is after much struggle
>>31520528muad'dib
Can you have a mommy gf if she is younger than you
i hate women so much they will have sex with literally anyone except meaverage tinder ho fucks dozens of men a week but not me why why why why
>>31520520I could've handled it better but he was being a dick and there are better ways to communicate that and not have it end up in public embarrassment.
>>31520541dozens?oh sweet innocent incel, it's more like thousands
>>31520548Thousands? Delusional anon. It's more like billions. The entire male population of the world runs a rotation on each woman daily You're the ONLY ONE not participating.
FIm at the club rn LOL men why don’t you want me
>>31520554Which club?
>>31520554*ehem*whore.
>>31520554Liar.
>>31520535How did you find him?
>>31520554Men don't hit on attractive women at the club, only older women and fat women (women who seem like they'd fuck that night)
>>31520554I'm too drunk, I can't find you. stand up and wave plz.
>>31520559d-discord..
>>31520551Women are astrally fucked by the entire galaxy's alien population every minutetrillions of invisible dicks pound them every second
>>31520568FUCK Please give me advice I want a boyfriend
>>31520568Actually fucking bullshit. I’m not an incel but holy fuck some people just get easy mode life where everyone just seeks them out and gives them a connection. Fuck you and fuck your faggot happiness.
>>31520556Nunya>>31520557I’m dressed conservatively >>31520561So I’m hot?>>31520563Baby I’m right behind you
>>31520576her bf probably put zero effort into getting her so how is this not just further proof you are the subhuman and most people can find gf/bf easily
My gf called me a normie today, it's over...
>>31520596>So I’m hot?No you're likely average. Unless a guy is super fucking wasted he's not going to bother hitting on average or higher women at a normal club. That shit only works for guys who aren't celebrity tier looks and charisma if it's the kind of club where everyone's zooted on drugs.
>>31520598I’m not an incel, again. People have just always treated me like a freak no matter what. I’m sick of it. You niggas act like you’re all so fucked in the head but you have each other to be fucked with. Sure, I’m subhuman.
>>31520596holy shit don't sneak up on me like that, I almost vomited on you babe. wowow your eyes are pretty
>>31520604play stupid games win stupid prizes if you'd like to continue.
>>31520612Nah I can just suffer alone. Don’t need some psycho to tell me how I deserve it or whatever.
There are no women here today
>>31520619I took all your womenthey're in my harem nowhahaha seethe incel
>>31520616agreed
>>31520623Good for you, you won.
>>31520619I'm here y'all just aren't interesting rn
>>31520626die roastoid whore
>>31520632See what I mean? Boring.
>>31520626i bet you didn't see my questions anyway
>>31520634you're not being interesting either go party in your club or whatever normalfag ass shit you're up to
>>31520634you roasties ruined my liferuined it
>>31520636No one's asked anything worthwhile in over an hour>>31520640Hanging out in mom's basement, just like you.
>>31519700I told a girl I liked her. She seemed a little shy and quiet about it and didn’t say much. Is it over?
i tried a reset but i didnt actually reset anything this time and now im sadmen what do i do about this
>>31520650Try again tomorrow.
>>31520646She has at least 30000 men telling her that every day
>>31520502No, this is cute
>>31520646Is she normally shy and quiet?
>>31520656Yes but we’ve been friends for a bit
>>31520646gg, go next
>>31520652it'll all still be there tomorrow
>>31520662Maybe, but maybe not the next day.
>>31520646Are you in middle school? What kind of reaction did you expect? Why didn't you just start flirting with her and ask her out?
>>31520659Presumably she panicked when you said it. It doesn't look good but I wouldn't say it's completely over.
State genderDescribe how to make the perfect pancake
>>31520677Moil pour batter flip flip flip done
>>31520677MChocolate chip pancakesWith Peanut butter, chocolate sauce, and syrup My friends say I'm nuts but they tried it and they fucking loved it
MEN I’m about to fucking kill myself im serious
>>31520719Noooo you’re so good at posting aha.
>>31520668She just said she wasn’t expecting it and it was so sudden
Men how am I supposed to think about his actions toward me>guy with issues likes me >tells me his dating history>says he last felt happy with her but doesn't like her anymore>try to relate and send him pics of old ex and me to talk about stuff>i take break from replying>he sends me 23 messages>including how it might not be over between me he and i(he want to go slow/work on himself) >he sends me song>he send selfie>tells me to have a good day>he sends me a voice note >he nervous as hell>he says he's sorry for rambling but remembered i wanted to hear his voice morewas he trying to just talk about his past dating experiences or make me jealous or what idk
>>31520725NTA but that's a rejection dude
>>31520728Yeah, probably. You live and you learn I guess
>>31520719oh god yesYESSSSSSSSS
Women do you like having your butt smacked? why or why not?
>>31520727No idea, the mentally ill are funny people.
>>31520719Please don't, you're the light of my life...
>>31520727he sounds based and extremely mentally ill
Why did God make me this way?
>>31520740made you what way?are you fat and balding?
>>31520740Because he knew you would be his strongest soldier
>>31520742No, just unlovable on the inside.
>>31520744Damn, what did you do, bro
Can you speak spanish?
>>31520747no im not subhuman
>>31520737No im not
>>31520746Idk. Always been this way. Just feels like everyone else has something I don’t.
>>31520749I know I just say that to every woman hoping one day it'll make them have sex with me :3
>>31520749I'll cry for months if you do it :(>>31520754Please do not pretend to be me, thats not nice
>>31520754Yea no one loves me
>>31520757No you won't>>31520758Correct :3
>>31520757Months aren’t very much compared to the many years you will live on. You’ll be fine
>>31520730>>31520728She just said that she doesn’t know if she likes me and that we should go on a couple dates
Love [X]Titty fucking addiction []
>>31520733Yeah. Reminds me he finds me sexually appealing. And it's silly.
>>31520758I love you, in the grand we're all humans kumbaya kind of way, though.
Um lol. Lol for fucks sake. I just want him so badly I think I might die
It’s raining.
>>31519717Both
>>31520774Just go message him bruh.
>>31520771I don’t need that shit
>>31520783Still love you though.
>>31520768Supposed to be a checkmark on the second line
>>31520775You know what that means
Would it be cringe to tell her how hopelessly addicted I am to fucking her big soft titties
Women why do you hate and fear me just for being born with a penis?
>>31520790Yes, I will run around in the rain. (Happy)It’s a reflection of my inner self. (Pain)
>>31520774So real
>>31520734no I need help aaaa>>31520738lol what does that mean
>>31520793Because they know what you must do with that penis. Even if you yourself do not
When will women understand that love is irrelevant
Women will you be playing Mario and Luigi: Brothership?
>>31520793I hate and fear you because idk if that penis will be used on me for good or evil.
>>31520805Evil
>>31520800I need help too but no one’s coming to save me. Good luck.
>>31519700What considerations do I need to make if I’m having relations with a 5’5 110lb woman?
>>31520805But i haven't done anything to warrant such contempt...
>>31520800you also seem mentally illmost women would just block a guy after he sends 23 messagesbpd shit
>>31520793I'm completely indifferent towards you until you either become a threat or a friend
>>31520810You have a penis. Start doing evil with it to find equilibrium with women's contempt
>>31520809This post is missing half of the relevant information. Her size and weight mean nothing if they're not in comparison to your own.
>>31520805i would like to use my penis for good
>>31520775So what?
>>31520815>Start doing evil with it to find equilibrium with women's contemptNo i don't to. I prefer when we all like each other and our genitals get along
I've been a horny girl (horny) I've been a horny girl (horny)
>>31520812so.. he's trying to get me to block him? idk much about bpd
>>31520785Love you too
>>31520818I am in pain.
>>315208165’7 and 180lbs
>>31520804Idk I never got into Mario except Super Mario World
I have an evil dick Or maybe that's just the Chlamydia
>>31520825Don't worry about it then.
>>31520827Not related but the space between my asshole and ballsack has been itching recently
>>31520822>so.. he's trying to get me to block him?he simply does not care
Women would you date Johnny Bravo if he was real?
>>31520829Not related but my boobs have been really itchy lately too
>>31520828Are you sure? She seems a little frail
>>31520832Fuck no.
Women are your tits big enough for titty fucking?
>have first meal of the day>instantly sleepy afterwards
>>31520829>>31520833Not related but i have not been itchy lately
>>31520834I'm 2 inches taller and 5 pound heavier than her. She'll be fine.
>>31520837Yea but I've never done it
>>31520833Must have gotten Chlamydia from me titty fucking u
>>31520833it's all the sweating, keep it dry, Anon.otherwise nasty shit bout to happen
>>31520842Ok, good to hear
>>31520843It's so sexy especially with lotion and when she kisses on the tip
>>31520831ok thanks
Women would you date a man who had a youtube channel with millions of views, and constantly has people asking where he disappeared to, but he has no time to work on the channel anymore?
Women how's it feel being retarded >>31520846
Men, why do you only come here to cynically give (You)s to Fs?
Women how much do you want a bf that enjoys cunnilingus?
>>31520855I spread posivibes.Literally the nicest guy in this entire thread. :^l
>>31520856>cunnilingus
>>31520833Intertrigo girl summer>>31520837Sort of. Works better if I hold them and he thrusts. I hate it though.>>31520851Sure>>31520856It's a requirement
>>31520860Nah, I guarantee if I made a post that said “I feel horribly alone and unloved” but tossed an F at the end it’d get 7 (You)s in an hour.
>>31520856Not much, it's not my favorite way to cooom.>>31520851>Women would you date a man who had a youtube channelNo.
>>31520865What's weird about that?We're all men here.
>>31520865>it's whiny little bitch hours
>>31520868It’s just depressing. But that’s my own fault for neglecting to create an actual social circle for when I feel this way. >>31520869Case in point.
What ever happened to “and that’s a good thing” femanon?
>>31519700I’ve got a date!!!
>>31520863>hate it though.why?
>>31520863>>31520866>It's a requirement>it's not my favorite way to coom.Duality of woman
>>31520873She's busy.
>>31520866Whats wrong about having a youtube channel?
>>31520774Asmr ruined your brain
>>31520878It's awkward and very unsexy from my perspective. It's not like a blowjob or handjob where I'm actively participating I might as well be a silicone pair of tits.
>>31520883Nta but someone needs to make Austin Butler ASMR
>>31520881And that’s a good thing.
>>31520856it's been years... please..
Women i have crocked teeth and haven't been able to afford braces. How undesirable are men like this?
As guys watch porn for a turn on do women do the same? I mean does a random adult performer with a hard on turn a women on?
women would you date a man who had over a dozen discord kittens
>>31520890Same
>>31520882Nothing wrong with having a yotube channel, but it's just not the type of person I'd be interested in dating. I tend to like people who are private, introverted, reserved and not very attention seeking.
>>31520892Crooked is NBD. Poorly maintained dirty or rotting teeth are the deal breaker.
>>31520894What is a discord kitten?
>>31520900A good thing.
>>31520900It’s basically an online friends with benefits relationship.
>>31520894No, ew.
>>31520893>does a random adult performer with a hard on turn a women on?Nah
>>31520899Could you explain how bad teeth have to be for them to enter deal breaker territory?
>>31520900it's when an underage girl simps for you via discord
Wish I had a girl I could just come home and titty fuck her over and over and then take her out to minigolf on the weekends
>>31520899>Poorly maintained dirty or rotting teeth are the deal breaker.Okay, my teeth are relatively clean. I have some plaque that i'd like to get rid of, but i haven't had a cavity since i had baby teeth
When's the last time you had mango?They're tasty.
>>31520907Nigga shut up.
>>31520910No
he doesn't like me he's just crazy :(
>>31520894Yes that's every girls dream
>>31520909This hoe is eating mango ong frYooo
It's not about the (You)sIt's about getting the word out
>>31520909Yesterday. Very yummy.
>>31520913Why not :(
MIs it possible to stop being so horny all the time?
>>31520916You sound like you need some mango in your life.>>31520918Nice, they taste so good during the summer.
>>31520917What word? That you’re desperate?
>>31520920he's scared of getting hurt :(
>>31519700I made an apple and blackberry pie today. Filling was very watery but it was very good with some vanilla ice cream
I just want a girl who will go to minigolf with me and suck off strangers while she pretends to go to the restroom there. Minigolf.
>>31520905I'm a little concerned that you have to ask.>>31520908I don't even care about cavities so long as he's kept up with getting them filled and his cleanings.>>31520909It's been years. I don't really like them.
Any other girls here just want to punch a manlet whenever you see one in public?
>>31520924That word has never meant anything to meIt's between me, my dick ,and the titties, nothing else. Once I get my money up there will be no barrier
Uncut bros (or women), what does dick cheese actually smell like?
>>31520929>I don't really like them.Wha?That's crazy, what don't you like about them?Did you have like a super bad one once?
>>31520929>I'm a little concerned that you have to askI can’t really read your mind… how would I know?
>>31520928Bro that's fucked up what caused you to have such ideas?
>>31520933Has never been a thing for me.it's probably an exclusively american problem.
>>31520923I love mango but I’m more in need of a gf. Plus it’s out of season in this hemisphere
>>31520939>>31520939>Plus it’s out of season in this hemisphereoh yeah, I forgot earth was a thing, sucks to be you, lol. NOM NOM YUMMI YUMMI!
>>31520926Dang yeah he's a lost cause at that point. Married to the pain haBeen there , still am I guess
>>31520934>what don't you like....the taste? No I've only had a couple ever I don't like most tropical fruits pineapple and papaya are gross to me too.
>>31519700What makes men exactly attracted to women they’ve never seen/ talked to before. Guy asked if I was single at work and said I was cute. I’ve never seen this guy at my work and was pretty weirded out. Is this often with a lot of guys?
>>31520936Minigolf
Women if your bf was a decent artist, how would you feel about him drawing your vagina?
I would do anything for a boyfriend anything anything at all
>>31520942>I don't like most tropical fruits pineapple and papaya are gross to me too.Incomprehensible post, how can anybody hate the taste of mango... and Pineapple??Papaya I can kind of understand, but Pineapple? literally the perfect blend of sweet and sour.
>>31520943He saw you when he looked at you when he came in. That's all they need to decide whether or not they're interested in fucking you.
Women have you ever dated a guy who was a virgin in his twenties? What did you learn?
>>31520947You'd even date a fat and balding guy?
>>31519717Loving, cute sex. I don't like being hurt.>>31519730Omelettes are based af.>>31519738No. I like pretty faces.
Ohh it’s Australian hours. Explains everything.
>>31520941he keeps talking to me though and I just think he is lonely, wish the universe where we got together could experience
>>31520943We love aesthetics, it draws lines of power on the insides of our skulls and shoots out melting rays everywhere Quite painful if you aren't used to it
>>31520948Where are you getting sour pineapples? They're sickly sweet and have a horrendous texture.Tropical fruits taste "wrong" to me I like berries and apples.
>>31520952>Women have you ever dated a guy who was a virgin in his twenties? Yes.>What did you learn?We only went out a couple of times, he was a bit of a piece of shit and was going out with me mostly out of desperation to lose his v card than out of true interest in me.
>>31520957There's nobody here and typically there are zero australian female posters
>>31520960>They're sickly sweet and have a horrendous texture.this nigga eating rotten pineapples or has defective tongue
>>31520952Yes.Don't do that.
>>31520958Wow literally me
>>31520954Tfw no gf to make my 4 egg omelette
>>31520960I live in the tropics.>Tropical fruits taste "wrong" to me I like berries and apples.We oughta bring racism back.
>>31520963Usually when I feel like shit and post about it I get some shred of sympathy. Today it was just dickheads and apathy. Rare.
>>31520952I sort of dated a guy who lost his virginity before meeting me in his 20s, not really what you're asking buthe is pretty insecure and I don't know how to appeal to him more or if he actually likes me
>>31520965>rotten pineapplesConsidering I've only ever had them from US grocery stores...probably.>>31520970>I live in the tropicsYour mango tastes nothing like what I get for mangoes. You would cry and spit it in the trash if you tried a mango from my local grocery store.
Both genders:Have you ever seen him this mad?
I'm married to the titty fucking
>>31520962>>31520966I had a feeling I'd get a whole bunch of answers like this
>>31520975He seemed pretty mad during the Alan the Annihilator bit
>>31520973>>31520966>>31520962):I’m doing my best okay?
>>31520960>Tropical fruits taste "wrong" to me I like berries and apples.gross
Falling in love is so fucking gay, I need to conserve my male power for creativity
Men how would you feel if you were somewhat interested in me and you vented to me about your ex and then I vented about mine to you with picsis this normal
>>31520974You should visit the tropics some time, Anon.
>>31520979If it makes you feel any better the fact that he was a virgin wasn't the problem per se, it was the emotional issues that stemmed from his insecurity about it. He had years to feel like shit about it and develop some sort of complex.
if you are a man you will either win and keep winning or be a loser forever
Women can we please please please build a bunch of hidden rooms and stuff in our house?
>>31520990Don’t forget the part where no one will ever give you a handout.
>>31520986>venting about exesyeah, don't date if you're not over them.
>>31520986I hate that shit
>>31520988I'd love to. You wanna pay for my passport and plane ticket?
>>31520986I don’t have an ex. Getting a gf is hard work. But I’m doing my best!
>>31520989I'm not in a rush to lose itit's only recently I've started feeling down about it when I'm already low
>>31520991I support your vision anon. Have you seen those lesbians who turned their house into a permanent game of "the floor is lava"?
>>31520959What do men consider the hottest aesthetic
>>31520997Sorry I don't find poor men attractive.
>>31520997I probably could, not for an internet stranger. :^)I doubt it'd be more $500
>>31521002It's all repetition and nostalgia in the end for grown men
>>31521001>Have you seen those lesbians who turned their house into a permanent game of "the floor is lava"?Nope, I have not. How does that work?
>>31520953I guess not, lol.
I don't understand asking someone outWomen are entirely fake and will try to pretend whatever you want them to be anyway , why even bother talking >>315>>31521002
>>31521004>Doubt it'd be more than $500Lmao
>>31521012Yeah, them cheapo, reaaaal cheapo flights.like propeller type shit.
>>31520995I only did it because it felt awkward and I didn't know what to do when he started doing that. he keeps saying he's over her I don't think I believe him. I'm over mine it just sucks I have gone so low>>31520996why do men do this
I wish I was one of those guys that just dated to fuck constantly. I wish I had that kind of power.I'm like a vampire who needs to be invited inside
Why do women pierce their nips? Looks cheap and disgusting
>>31521014>I only did it because it felt awkward and I didn't know what to doWhat you should've done is leave, Anon, but it's fine, you'll learn next time, or not.
>>31521018I love pierced nipplesI wanna see a woman with big nipple rings
>>31521013>propeller type shitOut of what airport lmao
>>31521017Step 1) self pity is an ick. You’ll never get anything by being that way, you aren’t a woman.
women do you have to clean out your vagina after periods?
>>31521022Most of them?
Tired of the whoresBored with the good girls
>>31521024No>>31521025Maybe in your country but those flights aren't going to the US.
>>31521018they want to and don’t think it looks cheap and disgusting. happy to help, retard.
>>31521023I don't give a shit. Pussy finds it's way to me despite my personality
>>31521031Lucky you.
>>31521018I think it’s nice on a woman who doesn’t expect any long term commitment or anything serious. It’s the type of trashy that makes you look like you’d be crazy good in bed which makes it hot.
Women do you really not feel any pleasure from putting tampons in there? like 0%?
>>31521028Nah, there definitely are still propeller planes, they're usually smaller regional airlines, but they still existI bet you could find that flies to like the caribbeans or central america
>>31521032Supposedly I have a quality
>>31521039Can’t relate. Again, lucky you.
>>31521034Why would I? Putting something inside of the vagina doesn't cause pleasure. If you grab your dick to pee do you feel pleasure?
>>31521038Considering I live a few hours drive from Canada this trip is still costing more than $500 even if that is true.
>>31521042Are you far from Miami? they probably got cheap flights there.
>>31521041>If you grab your dick to pee do you feel pleasure?A tiny bit, yeah. Not a lot, maybe like 5%
>>31521045oh, you mean like you're closer to Canada
>>31521045Passport + flight to Miami is already almost 500. Not to mention the flight to the tropics, accomodations, food, and getting home.
>>31521047>>31521049So suffice to say; I ain't doing all that for a mango lmao.
>>31521052Yeah, that's unfortunate, travelling really is expensive like that.
>>31521034No. It just feels like pressure and friction.
>>31521055Yeah it's a bummer. I can do road trips if I find free camp sites but that's about all the vacationing I get. Maybe I should start leaving brochures for island resorts on my mom's coffee table lol.
>>31520953Yes I would. All I want is for someone to really really love me
>>31521061I guess I've been spoiled by my cheap trips to japan, several friends moved there so I just book the cheapest flight there and stay with them instead.
>>31520137That is a cute luo xiaohei
>>31521046Hm. The closest approximation I can give you is sticking your finger in your mouth. You feel that your finger is in there and it doesn't feel bad, but it doesn't feel good either.If I'm not aroused a single movement isn't going to do anything for me. If I'm aroused it feels pleasant. Like what's the percentage of pleasure you feel when you touch your dick when it's hard? I bet it's a lot higher than 5%. If I'm aroused and the stimulation is repetitive and fast but not too fast paced that's usually pleasurable.
>>31521033Women if you're paying attention, this is actually what a madonna/whore complex is.
>>31521018How do I actually get a gf with nipple piercings? Fuck it's such a turn on
>>31521070I bet you that's more comparable in price to my camping trips. I probably spend in gas what your flights cost.>>31521084Oh we know but thank you for the PSA.
>>31521091Yep, the cheapest one way flight I had was like $60
How do I find love?
>>31519799Not much. I do like tall guys, but ultimately it's not high on my priority list. The things I actually care in terms of looks are not being too fat, having a cute enough face and being pale. The rest is more of a bonus.>>31519807Yes.
>>31521093Oh dang I might actually spend more than you depending on how long I'm gone.
>>31521101Nothing beats living close by, but you also gotta consider the fact that I live in a shithole and my salary is like $1300 a month.
is liking hentai a turn off?
>>31521089It’s easier to get a gf and then ask for it after.
WomenWhy don’t you want to be asked out at your job? Don’t give me that “durr I’m a captive audience I’m not allowed to leave and I have to be nice to you because they pay me to be”. Shut the fuck up. As a guy who works retail I can honestly say I’d be ecstatic if an even moderately attractive woman asked for my number or something while I was working. There’s a difference between treating customers with basic respect and courtesy and straight up being flirty with them btw
>>31521123Also there is no way it’s happening frequently enough by such undesirable guys that it’s a genuine problem for you. You’ve successfully socially conditioned men to not even make the attempt because we aren’t supposed to. So I do not believe that you’re just constantly dealing with this and that’s why you don’t like the idea of it
>>31521123>Why don’t you want to be asked out at your job?It puts me in an embarrassing position. I want to be nice to you because you are ultimately the source of my income, but also I have no interest in dating you.
>>31521140Goofy. Silly, even. I see loads of hot female customers at my job that I have immense interest in dating
>>31521145Then ask your boss if you can ask them out.
>>31519700I'm talking to this cute girl on hinge. She's a nerd with a spicy, slightly edgy personality that does social science research and loves knitting and gossiping. What questions should I ask her so I don't fumble this cutie?
>>31521158>Want to go out on a dateOr something to that effect. Save the interview for in-person discussion
The death of the tomboy is a somber experience.
>>31521176They're dead?rip
>>31521169Goddamn of course, I'm so stupid. I'll try to get a date set upForgot how to date. The last few girls I spoke with were the type that wanted to get to know me over a couple weeks before the actual date.
>>31521178Just one. It’s a sad display. Really highlights the duality of the positivity of self love, and the negativity of self hate.
>>31521182I'm too zoned out to be comprehending posts like this, man.
>>31521179>a couple weeksGood Christ, I try to get a date set up within a few hours of matching
>>31521188For real, that was my plan as well, nothing beats in person vibesfor whatever reason these girls were rather conservative
>>31521179>>31521188A couple of weeks sounds like a really short time. Are you hooking up or approaching your 40s? I chatted with my ex for a year and knew him for another before we started going out and I wonder if at least a couple of months would be unfeasible on dating apps
>>31521114are a lot of women open to that?
>Friend who's an assistant professor shows me videos/tiktoks his students said they watched in high school regarding self-improvement/grooming/etc aka the "looksmaxxing" stuff that apparently caught onto mainstream culture>both video commentators and people in the comments are ruthlessly blackpilled>It's like 4chan levels physionogomy doomposting where guys have a bleak outlook on life if they're not born in the top 0.1% of genetics, talent, and wealthAm I missing something here? Things were not like this like 5-6 years ago- even in the depths of online microcosms like 4chan.Do zoomers really act this way and believe stuff like this?Even back when I was a college student at a liberal arts university in the early-to-mid 2010s, everyone I met was all about "not judging a book by its cover" when it came to meeting and getting to know people before making assumptions.
>>31521216Eh, I don't think much has changed, emo kids used to kill themselves and cut themselves even back in the 90s
>>31521206I'm in my 20s and only looking for serious relationships. The way it typically goes is>I match with a girl>We exchange a few messages to see if we initially mesh well>After a few back and forths, if we seem to be clicking I ask her to grab a drink or something along those linesSometimes I get ghosted, but sometimes they'll agree and that's that.
>>31521211Some will be, yeah. But no, not generally. You kinda just gotta drop the Madonna/whore complex if you truly want a gf with nipple piercings.
>gender>your first rejectionMI was 4 year olds in kindergarten. I sat next to my crush for lunch and tried to talk to her but she told me to never speak to her again
>>31521179A couple of weeks is a long time, prepare to get ghosted in favor of someone else who will be just appealing enough to hook up immediately after matching
>>31521251MNever I never asked a girl out unless I was sure she'd agree. Got 2 gfs and few dates like this. Because I've never gambled I grew up kind of a pussy so don't do this bros...
>>31521251MWhat rejection?
>look up girls who were cute in high school>one is fat>two look old and ugly and like they've done too much drugs>one looks like a barbie dollfeels good desu I'm still looking pretty young
>>31521251M.This is a fucked up story.Basically since I was the social pariah in my small town, one of the hot and popular girls came up to me, in the middle of class with everyone around and said “Anon, do you want to have sex with me?” While everyone laughed.
>>31521123https://voca.ro/15nRgYYIaoSB>>31521251https://voca.ro/1cg1o736p0yI
>>31521248don't have one, I want a gf who will be kinky and slutty (with me only)
>>31521291Yeah that’s fine and dandy.
>>31521286>tfw those "women" grow up and reproduce with no negative feedback from society
>>31521301Some of them are even in this thread!Just kidding, the girls in this thread are the ones who got called “mosquito bites” by the same bitch that embarrassed me. Fuck you Sarah.
>>31521288Chad shit fr
>>31521251MNever try, never fail
WomenDo you have a strong jawline? Do you like it?
Im really bad with names but I rarely forget names of women im interest inI guess my memory is just really selective
Do trans women feel jealous of cis women?
>>31521303https://voca.ro/1hQ0zVaweeQS
Soon I will be too old to enjoy older female/younger male love
>>31521288I am not a native english speaker so I can only understand about half of what you are saying because of your accent but sounds cool bro
>>31521325Sorry Mate, I'm trying to listen to what you're saying, but the wind and traffic is louder than your voice.Don't do drugsdrink less beerwill power is depletable, reminds of a study done on this, showed that people who supposedly had "stronger willpowers" actually in reality simply had less temptations.Life is not a battle we need to fight alone and all that stuff, probably not one we can't fight alone, nobody does, no matter how it appears on the surface, they got past experiences living in their brains and shit, when people show them kindness, that stuff sticks around throughout your lifealso, chad shit, ghosting girls, also ghosted my friends tooAgain, stop doing fucking drugs.Don't do drugs.stop it
Jesus Christ speeding is 10 times more terrifying in the rain.
>>31521345https://voca.ro/14gkGhhjbia6
>>31520009>diagnosed with Asperger's at 12>start growing out my hair around the time>used to be the bullied and unpopular kid through school until high school>a cute blonde girl comes to check out my drawings one day in art class during middle school, asking what I was working on (she noticed me because of my long hair)>artsy weeb, one of the "weird kids" but too confident to be bullied>am very shy, spaghetti moment>same girl comes see me at the end of the graduation ceremony of the same year with her friend>casual friendly interaction, good summer wishes are exchanged, part ways>go to high school, the cute blonde girl goes to same school with her friends, but we don't really interact due to no shared courses>had my first real relationship over the summer between the 1st and 2nd year of HS, ended very suddenly a bit before school year starts>mood absolutely in the dumps>have shared courses with cute blonde girl>she proceeds to adopt me into her small circle of friends>feels wierd at first, since I've never really been around girls before>she also had very little filter, speaking about dirty and suggestive stuff very openly, and had a blast watching my reactions>she takes me in on the inside jokes and friendly teasing done in her circle>starts borrowing my hoodie>we slowly grow closer as friends, and all this is really helping me cope with my depression>winter comes, I start developing feelings>visit her place one time when I'm close by (she lived way off the centrum)>her mom calls me a "son-in-law candidate" jokingly>spaghetti>she takes a photo of me after she convinced me to put on a cat-ear headband>cont.
>>31520009cont. from >>31521374 (also, M)>texting a lot back and forth>v-day rolls around>get self made valentine's day chocolates from her>here the day is more about friendship, and she gave them to her other friends too>still go spaghetti>later get her a pack of her favorite sweets>one day during a free period we're by ourselves in the school break room, drinking tea>we often took a nap on the sofa side by side>she sits on my lap and pulls my hands around her>somehow I end up caressing her chest- no bra (she wore vests)>she goes along with it>things continue like nothing happened>late winter, finally confess my feelings>get rejected, saying she's not ready for a relationship yet>disappointed and sad, but we hug it out>stay as friends, didn't want to make it weird>keep getting closer as friends>her friend tells us we're behaving like an old couple>still have feelings for her>we both write a love poem in the literature course, inspired by the other>still teasing to get reactions out of me>she starts asking me for shoulder massages at school>occasionally comes visit my place during free periods since I lived super close by>summer, school year is ending>she comes to wait for the graduation ceremony at my place, house is empty>in my room, just lounging on the bed side by side, chatting>she looks so goddamn adorable>gather up my courage>tell her how pretty she is and how tempted I'm to steal her first kiss right there>I lean in for a kiss, and she kisses me back>I awkwardly ask if we're a thing now>she giggles and agrees>we go to the ceremony as a fresh coupleHad our 13th anniversary recently, 4 years married. Yeah, I think I made it.
>>31520243Nah, he was already dead before they walked on stage, lmao.
AnyoneIs it weird to feel uncomfortable when holding eye contact? My friends are all very good with it and the only gf I had was constantly (at the beginning) telling me to look her in the eyes but I find it extremely uncomfortable to do that in general. I find it somewhat hostile
>>31521377Nice fairytale humblebrag, faggot.
>>31521391Okay. You're free to be as bitter as you want, it's no skin off my back.
>>31521398I will be. Why are you even here? At worst you're a weirdo, at best you're just a normie.
>>31519700State gender What's your unpopular opinion?
>>31519717First one. I don't want to be hurt while doing something so intimate.
>>31521399Why is anyone here? But I'm a weirdo alright. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be here.
>>31521408You know what? Enjoy your lucky life. Cherish it. Be thankful that someone loves you and that you can be loved.
>>31521385https://voca.ro/1mEy4VQuLdU9
>>31521404F. Cum is disgusting.
>>31521404FMiddle east is a war-torn shithole because of middle east.
>>31519700How attached do men get to their first?I'm forced to be friends with my husband's first because she is close friends with his sister. So I see her often and have to socialise with her when I'm out with her. She is also the only other women he slept with and they never even dated. From my understanding it was an unrequited situation on his part where he caught feelings for her and she found him cringe for it.Even my 3 year old son has a strange draw to her. Since he was a baby he always wanted to be held by her and even now always wants to play with her or get her attention and often tries to kiss her which gets everyone laughing. I especially hate it when people take pictures of them together where it feels like he could be mistaken for her child, especially if my husband is in the pic too. I know it's a nothing situation but it feels kind of bothersome and humiliating. Did my husband's old attraction to her get passed down to our son through some sort of generational trauma ?
>>31521429This larp again. Get new material.
>>31521429If you're piss out old pasta at least wait until the Americans wake up. Not very TRVD of you.
>>31521404Mhttps://voca.ro/1N5IFwhJAc25
Not to sound like an incel, because far from it. But my ex was a wreck of a person. No job (rich family), promiscuous (not entirely judging this because I've had my fair share of hookups), commitment issues and general waywardness. So why do I miss her and want her back even though she ended things?
>>31521429these are supposed to funny you insufferable fucking faggot
>>31521433Because you're a gigantic fucking faggot that wanted to tell everyone how you hooked up with a spoiled rich girl.
>>31521404MPeople look better in person compared to how they look in pictures
The good news is I lost control of my car while speeding. The bad news is that I didn't crash or die. Don't speed in the rain, kids.
>>31521373Sorry, can’t listen to this now :^pDecided to go to fridays, been ages since I came here
>>31521418Get therapy, before someone decides to paralyze you with dude goo in public
>>31519711evidently not, because that must happen basically every day
>>31521439https://voca.ro/1pPPIq1s9z14
>>31521418>eats birth control or puts copper machinery inside her hole>insists that men take her bareback>complains about cum when it comes out
>>31521447Sorry buddy, still out in publicI’m not chad enough to be opening vocaroos in public
>>31520967why are you literally you
>>31521449https://voca.ro/1g4qlZBHXQf3
>>31521456You could be insulting me right now and I wouldn’t knowI’m going to assume you are, since I’m negative like that.
Vocaroos are kind of fun, I'm glad they seem to be allowed again
>>31521461https://voca.ro/1basjiV92fRh
talking to this new guy about our exes and traumas really bum me out and I wonder if he got the message yet. I wish i could have a fun phone call or videochat or something again. it was cute when he showed off his plushies and legos to me and sang me a song later. how do I lighten the mood I just want to leave him alone now and give him space(me space?) after sounding annoyed about it(mostly ex talk because it triggered me) he said there's a chance we could still work out but I am worried he's too jaded to really trust me and feel safe and happy to really grow something together
>>31521374>>31521377cuteyoung love isn't on the agenda for me this life cycle, I guess
>>31521466Maybe if you actually explained what your demands or mind games were and how he reacted to them, we could answer accordingly.
>>31521465I bet you’re talking mad shit right now
>>31521462I wish pics were allowed. I put my measurements in some body visualizer when it was discussed on atoga and I was spooked by the mediocre ass on the model.So I took a mirror pic of my backside and put it side by side with the model only to find that I was more or less 1:1 with the model, posture and all. It was actually comical how accurate the hank hill ass was but I can't share that shit anywhere
>>31521466Just tell him straight. "Hey bro, I like that we can be raw with each other, but all this trauma talk is kind of bumming me out. Can we just have a bit of fun together like that time you (blah blah blah)?">he said there's a chance we could still work out but I am worried he's too jaded to really trust me and feel safe and happy to really grow something togetherDid he ver batim say "there's a chance"? Because fuck me, aren't we high and mighty, "you've got a shot at the big times, kid, MAYBE." Don't bend over backwards too hard for someone if he's not meeting you there. There's a line between "I've been hurt before and need patience" and straight up "show me what you got" like you're at a fucking audition for "best gf in the world".Men are big offenders for using dates as therapists, because no one taught them how to talk about their feelings, so there's a balance to be found as far as how much patience to give them.
>>31521469I think we are both getting tired of talking about our exes hopefully. I'm trying to tell him it affects me and put me in a shitty mood even though I know he was just venting it made me overthink his opinion of me or underthink it of who I am to him
>>31521441Maybe someday. Nobody is going to do that in public, though.>>31521448I don't use any contraceptives besides having a guy wear a condom and pull out when he's close. Stop making shit up.
>>31521480Redtoga is good in concept but disgusting in practice. I too wish I could flash my amazing jawline, but I do not.
>>31521462>I'm glad they seem to be allowed againThe guy spamming them is just a ban evader. He airplanemodes his phone whenever he gets banned.
>>31521484You started the conversation about exes, didn't you? And now you don't know how to end it?
>>31521480>>31521487just post it in the /soc/ thread and link back
>>31521480Please don't say that. The body visualizer makes me look like some kind of hulking monster gorilla and I'd really prefer to continue believing it's not accurate
>>31521486That’s what everyone thinks.Do you remember that pajeetthat busted a nut on the poor girl in public?
>>31521495No and I don't want to hear about it. There are obviously some retarded outliers.
>>31521433>gee, why do I miss someone I had an intimate relationship with?>N-N-NOT THAT IM AN INCEL OR SOMETHINGbro this is so normal I can't even begin
>>31521492Someday you will be MY beautiful hulking monster gorilla.
>>31521492We’re all ugly here, it’s okay.It’s what’s on the inside that counts. uwu
>>31521491Uh, no. I'm scared.
>>31521478I'm on a madness ngl XGonna do some work now thoAll-nighter gang (I'm fookin dead rn xP)
>women, the most "social" and "intuitive" ones, ask men how to handle social situationsWhat could cause this?
>>31521505Get some sleep man, set a routine
Do men get gayer with age?
>>31521509Smoking is such a sick fetish.
>>31521496I mean of course it’s outliers, just like how you’re not going to instantly get into a car crash if you don’t wear a seatbelt, it’s about precautions
>be me>office worker>bored at work>start a prank war with coworker>put fake spider in her desk drawer>she screams, good laugh>next day, my chair covered in sticky notes>game on>fill her cubicle with balloons>she replaces my keyboard with jello mold>escalate to hiding her car keys>she puts a "For Sale" sign on my car>boss finds out, calls us into office>think we're getting fired>boss just wants to join in>now it's a three-way prank war>boss turns to be a prank mastermind>my desk is filled with packing peanuts>try to one-up him by filling his office with plastic balls>boss retaliates by filling my cubicle with live chickens>mfw realize I can't win>call a truce>boss reveals he's actually a prank-obsessed alien>teleports me into alien prank headquarters>get a promotion to be an intergalactic prankster>it's only ThursdayWhat do? Take the offer?
>>31521511I think anybody would freak out if some random stranger sexually assaulted them like that, though. My reaction would not be unique.
>>31521385Maybe you're autistic, or maybe you're just a little bitch boy who feels constantly threatened and needs to get his shit together>t. former bitch boy, probably? I don't remember, sorry for calling you bitch boy, I just mean unconfident but said in a zAnY wayEither way, it's not like it's a personal failing, just something to deal with. But yeah, most people might be a little uncomfortable making eye contact with a total stranger by accident, but when it's your trusted friends, family, lovers, if that's uncomfortable too it gets into weird territory. Especially if it's like casual "let me know which one of us you're speaking to" eye contact, not like deep "look into my soul" eye contact.If you're autistic then it's just like "in the programming" (which ironically is probably a really annoying way to phrase it to an autistic person) but if you're a bitch boy it's probably gonna be a long road of building up you're confidence and realising that most people don't actually look down on you or intend to hurt you.
>>31521490i did not>>31521482see this >>31520727he said randomly in his flurry of messages said that it's not zero. like he put that in after talking about his stuff after seeing what I sent about my ex relationship and how it was my best experience to go off of. we were talking about how long distance ruined some of our past ones and if we got together it would start out that way and that's when he said that. this is the kind of guy who actually does need therapy he just has to find the right one. preferably not me lik that all the time I guess sine I actually wanna be happy and fall in love with someone present with me.
>>31521509It's sooo fucking funny to me that transgender becomes less promiment of a category as each generation becomes less likely to have a big fucking problem with it
>>31521492NTA. Obviously this thing is inaccurate. It doesn't account for exercise, toning, or weight distribution at all. Not to mention it is flatly missing some key measurements.
>>31521519Almost as if repression really does just make things worse. Who could have seen that coming.
>>31521520THICC
>>31521508https://voca.ro/1agWAVIjp0yX
>>31521508
>>31521520There is a thing to put in how much you exercise every week, but it still looks so weird. Plus the hunchback posture
>>31521528The sun rises and sets every single day, doodHaving a routine is a good thing, helps you organize time and thoughts, you’d have more time to make music
>>31521409I acknowledge I am very lucky in this regard, and it is the best thing that ever happened to me. And you bet I cherish it, and that I'm thankful every single day. I genuinely hope others can find happiness in their lives too.>>31521468Thanks. Nothing wrong with love at an older age either.>cuteOther people seemed to think so too. A friend of mine told me several years later that we were very popular among the younger students (he was my underclassman) - we were an obvious couple, often walking hand in hand.
>>31521309I do. It's okay
>>31521538Good for you, very easy to be thankful when you've been blessed. Quite sickening.
are all women oblivious to how little men care for disney or is it just japanese ones?
Women, have you ever caught yourself looking at a guy's crotch?
>>31521534I agree dude I should stick to a more healthy routine. Though more importantly should put the nights out on the back-burner for now lol. Not like I'm in any position to meet a girl anyway, so should just focus my days on stacking paper
>>31519700Zoomer girls,Why is surgery and injections so common for you guys? Youse are literally in your 20s, what's going on?I see it so often it's actually quite sad
>>31521548M I don't DISlike Disney, some of it's kinda cool. Also, that seems kinda like asking an Asian what they're favorite anime is, Asian people might just assume that.
>>31521554The media's pretty rough ngl.
>>31521548>how little men care for disneySpeak for yourself buddy
>>31521534I snorted way too much coke and this comedown is brutal lol don't do drugs kids
Picrel is one of the most popular porn stars among men. She has small tits, a natural body and no plastic surgeriesI'm on a limbo. She is one of the most popular porn stars but there are also bimbos with huge implants on the list. I can't tell if men like bimbos or prefer natural
>>31521564Literally who?
>>31521564I don't really watch porn and I love bimbo types, but picrel is really pretty imo
>>31521549No, really not interested in random men's crotches. If anything I feel an embarrassed aversion to them
Why are nose rings so popular with girls nowadays?
>>31521533Oh, maybe they updated it since I last used it.
>>31521571idk but they look fugly. i like other piercings. but i automatically assume the girl is trashy if she has any
>>31521509Not even gay men want "muscular men" as much as women under 30 do.
Asian people, what's your favorite anime?
>>31521564Also when I was doing coke it hit me like a ton of bricks how disgusting porn is desu. Sex should be about intimacy and passion and love, not the fucking performative exploitative shite that pr0n isPorn is niggerlicious. Hentai is divine intellect.
>>31521549Sure, sometimes. But usually for a good reason. Like if he's wearing a crazy belt buckle or he's got a honer in public. Also lots of times in clinic when their dicks were crazy.
>>31521546Oh my life isn't all sunshine and rainbows, just because I have a loving wife. It makes everything else more bearable, including my childhood traumas that I'm still healing from. However, relationships take effort, especially during the not so happy times. Especially when the most wonderful person I have ever met turned out to be asexual, while I'm a straight male. That is her only "flaw" to me, not worth ending things over, but goddamn it tears me apart sometimes.
>>31521549Sometimes when I'm super nervous and the guy is attractive. I don't mean to.
>>31521576>they look fuglyI think they're cute personally :3>>31521582Your wife is asexual? That's fucking rough dude. Can you at least cum on her?
>>31521577Women don't like muscular men. That's def gay men
>>31521578Cowboy Bebop. I really dig the western themes.
>>31521582Why are you telling me this? I know your life isn't sunshine and rainbows. There's always a price, everyone pays it differently. Is this your way of comforting me in my own pain?
>>31521548I'm a little man and confirm, women are oblivious to how I care about Disney
>>31521584>I think they're cute personally :3I guess if they proportional to the nose. But most girls go for fuck huge ones.
>>31521589My faves are little rings on the side of the nose like picrel. CUTE I want to kiss it
Men, what would you do if your girlfriend told you she was raped and had issues with intimacy? Does like at all even though she rationally knows it would be coming from a good place.
>>31521592Every american woman has been raped nowadays
>>31521592I would be upset she was raped and try to support her however possible I suppose?
>>31521594You mean groped.
>>31521592People like you make the world a hell for actual rape victims
>>31521585>Women don't like muscular men.Press X to doubt.
>>31521592*DOESN'T
>>31521601Datepsych had different results. You people are boring af
>>31521599What the fuck, anon?
>>31521601Athletic is not Built, anon.
tfw you realise you're going to become a wizard and die aloneI need some better copes
>>31521591it reminds me of cows
>>31521592dealbreakerI need intimacy. no exceptions.
>>31521509TBF, anyone over 55 watching porn has to be ultra fucked in the head.
>>31521564Men don't have just one type of woman they like.If you want to look appealing to men the smartest thing to do is to optimise in the direction of what already comes natural to you. This woman has a small frame, a cute face and she's fairly young looking in general, so getting big implants would actually make her less attractive, since it would clash with the teen thing she's going for.
>>31521614Why?
>>31521611suicide pact with me
>>31521599Based and true.
>>31521612Moo moo <3>>31521614Ageist much?
>>31521616Because you're old as fuck and your genitals aren't working properly
>>31521611Shadow Wizard Money Gang!
>>31521615What body type, phenotype and traits are the most attractive to the largest pool of men? Like, what's generally most attractive to normal straight men?
>>31521618So what's the plan?>>31521622Legalise nuclear bombs
>>31521601What women mean by athletic is the Christiano Ronaldo kind of athletic, not the Rich Piana kind of athletic.
>>31521610>Athletic is not Built, anon.Athletic is more muscular than Lean.
>>31521564Men have far more variance on in what we're physically attracted to. If you have anything you think is some sort of shortcoming, some guy's into that.
>>31521621Anon, you might be a genius. I was thinking why themes got progressively more degen and you might have given me answer rn. Most normal elders are not watching as much porn as the degens. Degens may watch porn at rates higher than normal people
>>31521625go to graveyardhook up IV100 mg of lidocainecardiac arrestsimple as
Fridays sucked, my throat hurts.I think I have a cold, turns out it was both, allergy and cold combo.
>>31521623Just don't be overweight.
Either gender, could you please post a song you like that would be good for a causal summer party?
>>31521634This is not true. I am not overweight and yet men listed me as the third ugliest girl in class
>>31521636https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HoQN7K6HdRw
>>31521636maleI hear this is popular with the kids these dayshttps://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE
>>31521633Hello vro.
>>31521628I actually prefer lean there. The V is more evident, I couldn't care less for a 6 pack desu.
>shitpost since this morning>only 1 youState gender, am I really that boring? :(
>>31521509Why men watch lesbian porn?
>>31521640New phone who dis?sup.
>>31521645I was talking to the cat.
31521643I will only give you a (you) if you're a woman
>>31521644We aren't roleplayers
Do goth people really hang out in cemeteries?
>>31521584>Your wife is asexual? That's fucking rough dude.Yeah. She never let me touch her privates and found sex icky even as a thought - I chalked it up to young age and this being her first relationship. Several years into our relationship she figured it out, which was a pretty big shock to me, since my previous relationship ended with my ex coming out as asexual and aromantic.>Can you at least cum on her?Nah. She's never done more to me than making out and erotic teasing(she's really really good at it though), and I have gotten to play with her breasts. She really enjoys our intimate moments, but that's as far as we've ever gone.I have tried talking about it, but she just locks up, not really knowing what to say. She clearly still cares though, as she has made efforts to be more proactive in giving me attention in our everyday life - and to be honest, that goes a really long way already.I feel like I've managed to establish a foundation for future discussions about our relationship, but I know this is a really difficult and delicate matter for us both, so it isn't something that can be just slapped in the middle of our everyday life (she's working and I'm a uni student).>>31521587>Why are you telling me this?>very easy to be thankful when you've been blessedI guess you answered it already yourself - there's always a price. I don't know if it brings you any comfort. I just don't want people to think that finding a partner solves everything.
>>31521644We like sexy girlsLesbian porn is just multiple sexy girls
>>31521647Have another one then.
>>31521650not. lives next to cemetery and walks through it late at night to get home
>>31521652But how do you self-insert?
>>31521651No, your pain doesn't bring me comfort. But you telling me it does, does that make sense? I appreciate that.
>>31521650I do. Respectfully of course. It's a good place to feed squirrels.
>>31521650Not a goth, but I hanged out around a cemeteryBut only because it was in the way of me and friends' crazy rollerblade route HELL YEAH
>>31521654wait does that make me a goth
>>31520327M. No exact values, but I don't mind some chub having a dadbod myself. As long as she's healthy and happy with herself, but I don't think I would easily feel romantically attracted to a severely overweight person.>>31520342The Boy and the Heron was a nice movie to see in the cinema. Gotta appreciate how Miyazaki just doesn't know how to quit.>>31520504Haven't noticed it would. And if it does, they're not worth my time and company.
>>31521655There's no need to self-insertI just like sexy girls
>>31521653Hello vrother.
>>31521655I don't. Even with straight porn, I'm not really paying attention to the guy.
>>31521509Nah boomers are just gross>>31521644Because we don't want to see dicks>>31521655Don't need to self insert
>>31521654That would legit spook me out. Not even for ghost, just what other crazy people might be hanging out there.
>>31521638>>31521639Thank you guys, but I feel like maybe drugs would be necessary to appreciate these?
>There are people who watch porn and do not self-insert>>31521664>>31521665So what's the point of watching porn vs looking at pics?
>>31521650Not a goth buy I used to live next to a cemetery and go there at night to smoke
>>31521667you fucking wot m8?the avalanches are FUCKING BASEDKYS FAGGOT
>>31521669the videos have sound, they move and they feel more real
>>31521660>Gotta appreciate how Miyazaki just doesn't know how to quit.Say that when he drops dead from overwork.
>>31521666I'm the crazy person there I guess
>>31521669What's the point of looking at a .gif versus a pic?
>>31521667>maybe drugs would be necessary to appreciate these?You don't need drugs to enjoy Daft Punk lolOK maybe some of Daft Punk https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uejC3tt5euQ
>>31521673What do you think of when you're watching porn? You don't masturbate thinking of yourself having sex with the person on the screen?
>>31521672I'm looking for boomer-friendly suggestions here, anon
>>31521679Can you stop being a woman?Your womanity is hurting my brainNo we don't do that.
>>31521679... no? That's a girl thing.
>>31521679most men in porn are actually apes so I don't want to self insert as themI will save that for fantasizingif I'm watching women fuck I'm just enjoying the pleasure of two female bodies rubbing against each other in bliss
>>31521681here's boomer white noisehttps://youtu.be/BciS5krYL80
>>31521679yeshence POV ONLY
>>31521678Oh, I could see myself dancing to that one. Do they ever sing or are they instrumental only?
>>31521687>mfw I'm a zoomie that likes this songDon't really care for any other Eagles stuff.
>>31521679Nta but no I just like pretty girls and they make me want to cum, it's not that deep anon
>>31521623>What body type, phenotype and traits are the most attractive to the largest pool of men?I think those pools would be largely overlapping. Men tend to appreciate a great number of looks and body types and the types of men who are 'only' interested in very particular features are the outliers.Unless you are trying to appeal to fetishists, it's not so much about checking a particular kind of box, e.g. breasts of a certain size, but the entire package. And for some, having smaller breasts might not be detrimental, or it might even enhance the overall appeal. You sometimes see porn stars get plastic surgery and their popularity drops, since they lose that particular charm that previously made them stand out.
>>31521682>>31521685>>31521688Which porn genres you watch?
What is classic rock?
>>31521685Hey, most of us have a good enough imagination that we don't need to self insert into porn either. I only self insert when there's some sort of roleplaying that I'd like to be a part of, and that point I'm self inserting into the role not the sex specifically.
>>31521689>Do they ever singYe https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzBvqY5PP0
>>31521692I don't get how that makes you cum if you do not fantasize of having sex with the person on the screen
>>31521694Mostly bondage stuff.
>>31521636https://youtu.be/i32MroZp7yE
>>31521691Eagles is unironically white noiseShittest overrated band
>>31521694Public
>>31521693Men def have a favorite body type though. Which one is it?
>>31521687Maybe a little too far into the boomersphere but thank you anon. And sorry, I don't mean to sound so nitpicky
>>31521694solo female anal
>>31521695Stuff like Nirvana and Radiohead nowadays.
>>31521601“What did women say? Our results” y’all think this isn’t some made up skewed ass shit? Where did you get this off, some fucking fake ass buy a pdf full of exercises and recommended diet ass website? Fuck off and stop trying to convert my twinks
>>31521706What is even that? How can anal be solo?>>31521702>>31521699Are you guys straight, bi, trans-amorous?
>>31521694desu I mostly coom to AI these daysscenarios:>I'm a dark sorcerer and have a new ambitious but naive apprentice>I harbour an alien girl in my bedroom after her UFO crashes and the government is looking for her>I'm an incomprehensible beast and a girl wants to look after mesimple as
Women, how would you feel is your bf left you to become king of the pirates?
>>31521710>What is even that? How can anal be solo?masturbation, like using dildos
>>31521710I'm straight. Dunno what trans-amorous means
>>31521698Is this really such a far-fetched concept lolPretty girl is prettyPretty girl makes my dick hardPretty girl makes me want to stroke my dick and cum
>>31521716Yeah I don't get that>>31521715Attracted to trans
>>31521251M. I was 13 or 14 and a girl sitting behind me said out loud that they liked me. When I later asked them if they really meant that, they told me it was just a joke. I was pretty used to bullying, but damn that hit different.>>31521404M. More of a theoretical opinion than a real stance, but significant depopulation would do good for the earth, especially in the developing world. Fucking unethical, but pragmatic when looking at humanity's future.
>>31521719>Yeah I don't get thatYou're cute x
>>31521636https://youtu.be/X--F5b5IdqU?si=c27_EBQEjiCkCyoY
>>31521713I'd feel betrayed and join an undead pirate legion to force him into servitude on our underwater ship forever.
>>31521719>Attracted to transThat sounds like a mental illness. Please refrain from saying that again to me
>>31521710Straight guy that likes the bondage.
>>31521713>not making her your swashbuckling pirate queenPretty lame desu
>>315216281. Lean2. Skinny3. Athletic4. BuiltI have NEVER been friends with another girl who liked big muscular men.
>>31521727nta but most men watch shemale porn
>>31521729the crew shares all the booty though
>>31521695I think anything from Elvis to the early 2000's? Or maybe even 2010's, like Lady Gaga? It feels like there isn't as much fun, boppy, dance-able music being made anymore
Leanchads always winning.
tfw no cute gf to kiss from head to toe and whisper to her how much I love her
>tfw now I get why men like porn but it never did much to me
>>31521733It doesn't mean they're attracted to trans though?It's the same retard rethoric of videogames make people violentOnly a retard confuses media with reality
>>31521697>>31521700Sometimes I feel I may be too normie or boring for this place
>>31521592Support and comfort her to my best ability obviously, and try to slowly ease her into safe closeness and intimacy without pushing her boundaries.>>31521674That would be very Miyazaki thing to do, to be honest, and probably the way he would want to go - surrounded by his passion until the end.
>>31521732Muscular men are usually only hot in fiction where they have outfits and context specifically stylized to their build.
>>31521742if you masturbate to shemales then you're attracted to shemales?
>>31521653Good cat pics. I’m sorry you’re sick, anon.
>>31521736Ghost is pretty cool. But a lot of their stuff seems like something that could've come from the 70s. https://youtu.be/VqoyKzgkqR4?si=t5W41o6hz_EV2JJm
>>31521739Porn is stupid anyways. Just masturbate to your reflection, way better.
>>31521711>tfw no one comments on my tastesdo I interpret this as being a turbonormie?
>>31521749this is good for women to do
Mendo you listen to pop music? which artists? do you like lana del rey?
>>31521656I don't think I follow your logic all the way through, but in the end, I don't need to. If you got any kind of catharsis from what I wrote, that's good enough for me.
>>31521734>the crew shares all the bootyWalk the plank buddy, she's mine>>31521739Sometimes you just want to see a sexy girl getting fucked I don't really like porn though I much prefer just fapping to pretty girlsThe best is when you're dating a girl (or sexting on Tinder or whatever) and she sends you sexy pics
>>31521746I masturbate to poop. I don't like poop
>>31521752MYes, I went to Popworld last night lolWas listening to Kylie earlierLanarkshire Del Rey is cool
If men do not self-insert then does it mean they like to be cucked? >man watches straight porn of man fucking woman>he doesn't self insert he just likes to see woman getting fucked by another man
>>31521753It's the idea that I don't want you to suffer, but knowing that you do in spite of having something I crave makes me feel as if I could actually achieve the thing I wish, that is, love.
>>31521752The only pop I listen to regularly is Michael Jackson
>>31521744>obligatory Miyazaki pedophile post
>>31521757I love miss minogue
>>31521758yesonly POV and lesbian porn is not cucked
>>31521704There might be a general body type that comes out as the most popular if you overlay the preferences of all men, but that wouldn't give you a very good idea of what men actually like, since they also tend to like the extremes if they are well put together. This explains why men can appreciate women who look like >>31521564 but also women who are bimbos with huge implants at the same time. Also, knowing male preferences doesn't really help you, since whatever comes out as the most appreciated look is not necessarily a kind of look you can pull off. If you have the frame and fat distribution for a bimbo look, go for the bimbo look, but when you look more like >>31521564, it wouldn't make sense squandering your uniqueness and trying to pull off a look that doesn't come natural to you, since you will be more attractive to men by enhancing your natural appeal.
>>31521711As the incomprehensible beast, are you being looked after because you’re hurt?
>>31521756Wtf? If you masturbate to X than yes you're attracted to x whether you date x or not irl. Behavior != attraction. Many christian gay men die virgin and yet they are still gay cause they are attracted to men
>>31521766sometimes :(other times she takes pity on me because I'm being experimented on
>>31521695Isn't that something like Aerosmith or AC/DC? The type of music grandpas listen to.
My pussy itches and I need a man. Fuck my life
>>31521771>pussy itchesit's the sweatkeep that thang dry.
>>31521771My dick is erect and I need a woman. Life is unfair that we will never meet
>>31521758I just like looking at pretty girls anon it's not that deepObviously yeah if I'm watching a porno where she's getting fucked I'll imagine it's me so POV is best>>31521762Good taste babe What other artists do you like?I was dancing with this tall goth girl in Popworld lol good timez
>>31521771If you're a 22yo actress then I'll scratch your itch if you know what I mean
>>31521771I'm really horny right now so I'll just say itI want to fuck you
>>31521770Those are too harsh for grandpas. 90s kids ARE the dads nowadays.
>>31521743Nah, I listen to pop songs too. https://youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE
State genderWas Michael Jackson a pedo and trans-racial? or was it all a conspiracy to ruin his career?
>>315217701989 was 35 years ago.
Honestly if I ever slept with JH I don't think I'd be able to resist the urge to cum all over her brown tummy
>>31521636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4
>>31521751Idc if it's good according to anybody, I just enjoy it.
>>31521784If it was it didn't work.
>>31521785>35 years passed since NOTHING at all happened in that one specific SquareI find it hard to believe it
>>31521771I will probably be 26 by the time I get a chance to lose my virginityit's over
>>31521784MBoth.
>>31521786Un-toned, with an outie bellybutton with a boring piercing. Your anime expectations aren't going to be satisfied.
>>31521723Thanks anon>>31521748You're right they sound kind of 70's, I haven't heard of them I'll have to listen to some more>>31521752NAG but I love Lana, this was the kind of thing I was thinking of for summery party music https://youtu.be/b6UazdAlqhs?si=D6sJ80PDhXbYkZpj
>>31521772I wish it was that simple>>31521773It’s cruel >>31521775Why do I have to be an actress?>>31521779And then what>>31521791Me too probably
>>31521768I would love an incomprehensible beast, anon. I would even become an apprentice mage to try to help him. Thank you for the material, your mind is hot
>>31521796>Why do I have to be an actress?Because my actual hypercrush is
>>31521784MI think he was inappropriate with kids for sure, but I don't think he was a pedo, just mentally stunted. I feel like if he was actually a pedo, somebody would've won a lawsuit. We'll never know the full story either way
>>31521774I’m not the og anon but other than Kylie I like Modern Talking and other stuff I can’t remember
>>31521758It's just porn, I don't think it's that deep
>>31521794>outie bellybutton>piercingCUTE>>31521796>And then whatWe cuddle of course and I kiss you and cook you dinner <3
Thoughts on this?
>>31521797>your mind is hotI know. It's a shame someone can't appreciate it irl
>>31521802A man after my own heart. What will you cook me?
>>31521795>Thanks anonReally, you like that? Thought that would be too much for boomers... though it was 1975...https://youtu.be/yAKX51r7erw?si=f3JvS0q95lioS8mj
>>31521803weird choice for a fleshlight bro
>>31521807>What will you cook me?What are you in the mood for babe?
>>31521800Good taste! Modern Talking is cool>other stuff I can’t rememberThat's okay haha x
>>31521802>flirting with two different women in the same postI don't want a fuckboy.
>bf has a history of being rejected and struggling with women>still convinced other women are constantly into him/showing interestIs there anything I should do about this? Or just take it as an endearing quirk? What causes this?He does have a nice face, but his personality gives him a very, very niche appeal. I nearly rejected him myself.
>>31521810It's actually a fursuit
>>31521815>I don't want a fuckboyYou're breaking my heart baby
>>31521821Your chadness is catching up to you.
>>31521821You have all the tummies to nut on you want already. You can spare mine.
>>31521811I don’t knoooooooow
>>31521759I was thinking in the right direction at least then, but thanks for the explanation you didn't owe me in any way. Thinking about it a bit, I can see where you're coming from.
>>31521817>I nearly rejected him myselfBrutal lmao>What causes this?Overconfidence I guessI'm jealous of him lol>>31521823Baby I thought we had something special Also I'm maidenless>>31521826What about my dick, freshly served ;P>>31521822More like sadness because all the bitchez are rejecting me
>>31521524What's wrong with sleeping in your sister's bed? uwu
All I’ve ever wanted my entire life was for men or a man to desire me. I know it’s bad for my self worth but it’s all I truly truly want. I want love and affection and I have never had it in my 24 years of life. Should I just kill myself?
>>31521817>history of rejection>confident enough to believe women are into himis it possible to learn this power?
Currently shitting in the dark because I locked up the building after turning the lights off and realizing I have to use the bathroom, how are you spending your TGI Friday anon?
>>31521831I mean it's hers and her bf's bedI'd have to ask him (she's a work) but feels a bit weirdMy fault I was out all night doing cocaine lol
Have you ever had to sleep with someone of the opposite gender that was close to your age?
>>31521832same but flip the genders and I'm 25
>>31521838What is cocaine like?
>>31521830Thank you for proving my point. Go get your dick stuck in a blender.
>>31521839*Had* to? NoIt's been years since I cuddled a girl though...
>>31521835And you just got a promotion...
>>31521752>What causes this?Narcissism, unironically.It may not necessarily be pathological though, so no worries.
>>31521838What's weird, he's not gonna poke your pooper man.fr tho, if you have some cash to spare, there are these foldable mattresses from ikea that's actually pretty comfy
>>31521839Yea and I slept at his feet curled up in fetal position. Humiliating
>>31521845Meant for >>31521817.
>>31521839No, I do not interact with women like at all.
>>31521839Had to bunk with my female cousin once. Wasn't as weird as I thought. She teased me about cuddling, that was a bit.
>>31521841>What is cocaine like?Expensive >>31521842OUCH THIS WASN'T ON THE MENU>>31521848That does look comfyIt's a question of where to put it though lolIf I had gone back with a girl last night from the club I could've gotten some sleep. So I blame women for this
>>31521803
>>31521844Yeah it’s funny how the real world works huh
>>31521786She's muttlatto you dumbass.
I’m shitting my fucking pants
>>31521851>I slept at his feet curled up in fetal positionTfw no cat gf>>31521854That's sad, women are cool
>>31521856I want to order from a menu that doesn't only like me as a joke.
>>31521865>That's sad, women are coolIt'd be nice if I could
>>31521856Don't know what your layout is like, but it basically folds up into a chair type thing>gone back with a girl last night from the clubChad, fucking chad ass nigga
>>31521771Ew gross see gynecologist. You have crabs
>>31521863Potato potato, muttlatto muttlattoI'm a simple man I see brown skin I want to cum on it>>31521867>doesn't only like me as a jokeThat's not true ;_; Would I bully you for years if I didn't like you?
>>31521783I think I'm more of a Britney enjoyer but Avril isn't bad>>31521787Thank you anon>>31521809No, sorry it wasn't really to my taste lol but I wanted to say thanks for replying. I don't know a lot of Portishead but I've heard that song, it's really good
>>31521851I honestly think that's cute. Was that your decision or his?
>The cluster B is inTime to get out
>>31521874>Thank you anonYou're very much welcome.
>>31521869>Chad, fucking chad ass niggaThe point is I didn't lol, it was a sausagefest with the boizFerda>>31521874>I think I'm more of a Britney enjoyerIt's Britney bitch~>>31521878I'll cluster beat you pal
>>31521865I felt like a dog>>31521875Mine because I was too nervous to sleep next to him because I had a huge crush on him. I’m fucking retarded and lowkey so is he for letting me do that
>>31521817Why would you need to do something about it? >>31521832They do, you just don't know it. Maybe you just need to be a little more open to noticing and being receptive to it
>>31521873>Would I bully you for years if I didn't like you?Yeh.
>>31521878The politically correct term is ‘chad’ and that’s also my pronouns please respect it
>>31521882That's totally understandable. Think how you would have felt if you had woken up snuggled against him.
>>31521863That's not a mulatto you retard
It's sad knowing that JH is practically already his.
>>31521882>I felt like a dogYou just needed a collar lol>Mine because I was too nervous to sleep next to him because I had a huge crush on himThat's actually so cute wtf>>31521885>YehYou underestimate my laziness thenI reserve my teasing x
any male age regressors here and how likely is it that you would be open to ageplay? guy I'm talking to told me he regresses but I don't wanna ask him about age play because we are prim and proper-ish right now
>>31521892Chad qt, bagged himself a blackgirl just by being white and bullying her endlessly.
>>31521888:( he must’ve not liked me very much>>31521893How is that cute it is one of the most pathetic things that ever happened to me
>>31521874https://youtu.be/0lhXW1Q_e_0?si=wYgg6zZnKn4eDDai
>I prefer boys. Italians, actually.
>>31521896Was alcohol involved? He didn't take advantage of you, so that's good, right?
>>31521899grossItalians are obnoxious sissies
>>31521902No just weed
>>31521905*steals your wallet*Come again?
>>31521894How does this conversation go?>I do be regressing though. I be acting a fool like a lil jit. I love dem mommy milkers fr!? How old are you?
>has a job that respects him and relies on him>has girlfriend that loves him and makes him happy>supports his family and helps other achieve their bestHow does he keep getting away with it?
>>31521909I'd break your fucking nose, you LARPing pasta faggot
>>31521892The only thing he will have is my boot up his ass. I won't be negged.
>>31521913The shoe is going to drop any moment now.
>>31521889Yeah she is retardo
>>31521892Whose?>>31521892I thought she was just black? Though her race isn't really specified (or matters, she'd just a beautiful gal)>>31521894Yes to both >>31521896>he must’ve not liked me very muchMaybe he did and thought damn I wish she lay next to me...>How is that cuteHow is it not? You were like a little cat at the end of the bed lol>>31521899Mamma mia>>31521895>bullying her endlesslySee you people could learn a thing or two (jk don't bulli girls)>>31521913You forgot>spends all day shitposting on an anime imageboard
>>31521916You say that, first you're kicking his ass, and then the next thing you know his peen is deep in Your ass.
>>31521916>my boot up his assYou should know by now I'm into that>I won't be neggedA bit too late don't you think x You love it really
Girls, what if I want pussy for lunch?
>>31521921>I thought she was just black?Oops, this part meant for: >>31521889
Why is Elden Ring more popular than Bloodborne?
>>31521928one is still stuck on a dead ass console
>>31521925Don't eat cats wtf>>31521928Jdk I haven't played either (my sis' bf got the Elden Ring DLC yesterday and has nearly beaten it lol)
>>31521925That's nasty. Have a sandwich instead or salad
>>31521932Dude, what does your sister's bf do?does he just play videogames all day?is he a chad like you, you should kick him out and become your sister's bf instead.
>>31521935What about pussy for dessert ;P
>>31521922Never happened before, no reason to believe it'd ever happen at all.>>31521924I love a lot of things when I'm stupid horny. Doesn't reflect my feelings all the time.
>>31521939>Never happened before, no reason to believe it'd ever happen at all.No shit, lol.You never had your pussy ate by a girl until you got your pussy ate by a girl, girl.
>>31521897Thanks, anon
>>31521921>(jk don't bulli girls)Let's be real for a second. Bullying JH is /atoga/'s national sport.
>>31521938What's wrong with you
>>31521936>does he just play videogames all day?At the moment yeah cause he's waiting on a call to start another job >you should kick him out and become your sister's bf insteadWtf gay
>>31521930Can't you play ps4 games on a ps5?
I miss him I want him
Bros...I'm at the bad part of twitter again...
>>31521928because it's open world for normiesDark Souls peaked with Ds2
>>31521784yes. and what do you mean conspiracy it’s well documented he even went to court for pedo stuff and you could use your vision to see his white surgery journey
>>31521932What a loser. Honestly. That DLC is known for it's crippling difficulty, he must have raged so hard to beat it in a day.
came across a tiktoker who looks a lot like me. how attractive or unattractive do you think she is? include your gender please.
>>31521942We're talking about how negging doesn't work on me, not about that. If you just want to talk about me riding girl face to jack off to, at least be honest.
>>31521956A fat and balding guy, she cute.
>>31521956nah you’re a guy, nice try
>>31521956Yikes.
>>31521953I thought that was those Zelda games.
>>31521913I know, I’m pretty blessed. I dont know why God favors me so
>>31521830>BrutalHe does know this, to be fair.He's extremely full-on and unhinged immediately with everyone, but he's also a cutiepie. The latter outweighs the former enough for the former to be endearing to me.>>31521833Honestly it causes him more problems than it would if he were shy.>>31521845Cluster B is spot on but it's the one more discussed ITT.But is this a common bippy thing? I thought self-hate was more common.>>31521884Concern for his social wellbeing and mine, maybe minor concern he'll be more likely to cheat because of it.
what are some small and subtle things guys get wrong about women
>>31521958You call it negging now, but you'll call it flirting when you're horny.
>>31521928no Bloodborne on PC
>>31521925Not very nutritious. And it's not eleven time for brunch let alone lunch.
The way he held me the way that he is to me I’m addicted
>>31521969I am horny right now. I'm debating whether or not to schlick at work as we speak. My statement about negging still stands.
>>31521956FI'd be intimidated by her and attracted to her.
>>31521962I’m a woman. I don’t know what a man would get out of posting this? >>31521963this is what I feared. here’s another picture of her.
>>31521974WOMAN, Control yourself.Jesus, stop masturbating at work.
>>31521977That's an even more unflattering angle. Do you not like your race?
>>31521977Oh come on. nah nevermind
>>31521977you guys do it all the time for attention
>>31521952Every part of twitter is the bad part>>31521956Female, she's very striking looking, makes me think of ancient Crete. Beautiful
>>31521984Yeh, but we don't pretend to be men.
>>31521910I sent him a new song with his name in it with word play to make him feel better, he was telling me after he was emotionally regressing to an age before the teen years. he didn't talk like that at all in your greentext but does use babytalk like nini/niinii for goodnight sometimes or other cute ways of typing/talking >>31521921how might I get him to open up more about it in a possible sexual way? I feel like he would like it a lot when he feels safe enough get to that point with me. can i ask what age you regress to and if it is different for age play? I'm new to this too and also told him I regress. I want us to have a pile of plushies and play with legos and do cute arts and crafts together and bubble baths and more, I need ideas
>>31521978It's stress horniness. But you don't care.
>>31521994>stress horniness?
>>31521994>It's stress horniness. But you don't care.I care :^PAs much as an anonymous stranger can at least.
>>31521995You guys don't get stress horny?
>>31521995real thing
>>31521998Can't say that I do.
>>31521966>Our speed-dating lab study of the sexual over-perception bias led to several fascinating findings. We had women and men who had never met interact with each other for five minutes and then evaluate the other on their sexual interest in them and report on the level of their own sexual interest. Then interaction partners rotated, chatted with a new person, and did the ratings again. Each person interacted with a total of five members of the other sex.>Our first finding confirmed the sexual over-perception bias—men over-inferred a woman’s sexual interest in them compared with women’s reports of their actual interest. Not all men, however, are equally vulnerable to the bias. Some proved to be accurate at inferring women’s interest or lack thereof. Men who scored high on narcissism and who indicated a preference for short-term mating were exceptionally prone to this bias—an inferential error that presumably promotes many sexual advances, even if many of them are not reciprocated. Narcissistic men apparently think they are hot, even when they’re not.>Not all women were equally likely to be victims of the male bias. Rather, women judged to be physically attractive by the experimenters were especially prone to evoke men’s sexual over-perception. The irony is that attractive women, because they receive a larger volume of male sexual attention, are precisely the women who, on average, are least likely to reciprocate men’s sexual interest.- When Men Behave Badly: The Hidden Roots of Sexual Deception, Harassment, and Assault, Buss PhD, David
>>31521944I learned from the best...>>31521955>That DLC is known for it's crippling difficultyGit gud scrub>>31521956She's super pretty <3 Looks like my first crush in school lol
>>31521980I’m hesitant to say I don’t like my race because I love my parents and their cultures. but oftentimes I wish I looked more like a basic white girl. this angle she looks even more like me. >>31521986>>31521975thank you, at least the girlies would find me decent looking. >>31521982what does this mean?
>>31521966>Concern for his social wellbeing and mine, maybe minor concern he'll be more likely to cheat because of itI think you'll just have to decide if it's something about his personality that you can accept or not. You won't be able to change him. All you can do is be the best gf you can be, be supportive of him, and accept him for who he is. Let go of the idea that there are things you need fix about him. If you can't accept it, that's more than fair but in that case it's better to let him go and move on
>>31521998NTA but ????? If anything I get the opposite. Stress induced prudishness.
>>31521966>He's extremely full-on and unhinged immediately with everyone, but he's also a cutiepieMood desu>>31521973Oooh, how did he hold you? >>31521991Firstly, I'm jealous Secondly, just float the idea when you feel comfortable, see how he responds>>31522004>but oftentimes I wish I looked more like a basic white girlBoringI love women with strong features>>31521998>tfw a girl shouts at me and I get a boner
>I am horny right now.That's like every day in the life of
>>31521995I'm going to be seeing my friends and ex tonight, so I'm stressed. I'm used to masturbating to relieve stress. See the connection?>>31521996>emoticonThat's the last (You) I want from you unless it's an apology and meaningful compliment.
>>31522014JH? >>31522015Why are you seeing your ex?
>>31522012I get horny when I’m stressed as a procrastination method. my adhd is so creative like that. I’ll have a pile of work to do that I’ stressing over starting and my brain thinks “what if you played with yourself instead? you should probably do that first so you aren’t distracted.”.
>>31522017Part of mt friend group so it's inevitable. Got invited to a play, and I want things between melt friends and I to go back to as normal as possible as soon as possible after what happened the other day.
>>31522015>>emoticonoh come on... I'm just a little guy that likes his emoticons... why are you bullying me...Fine, I'm sorry that you're feeling so stressed right now, I didn't mean to add to it, I'm sure things will turn out fine, you're a smart girl. And you're so sex and stuff.:)
>tfw the girl working at the bar at the nightclub was so pretty I added a tip when I paid for a drinkAm I a simp?
>>31522022This is what I get for using autocorrect while on my phone at work. Ignore the shitty typos.
>>31522024>sex*sexysexyyyyy
>>31522025Yes. Yes, you are.
>>31522029No ragrets
>>31522024>used an emoticon anyway on purpose to undermine everything positive he said>I'm caving and responding to point out how frustrated I am despite that obviously not being the correct course of action if I was genuinely upsetI think I'm going to just start hating men as defense mechanism. It's the only way to stay consistent.
>>31522004>oftentimes I wish I looked more like a basic white girlThis honestly makes me really sad.
>>31522035Chillax babygirl (((:
>>31521956I think she's attractive. The defined facial features give her a somewhat aristocratic look; something you might associate with a Mediterranean noblewoman in antiquity.
>>31522035Alright alright, no more emoticons, you win. :
>>31522035>just start hating menHot.
>>31521977God I want to lick those armpits
>>31522037>>31522039The only gangbang I'll ever be a part of is an emoticon one. I should just end it all now.>>31522042And then there's this fucking guy.
>>31521971I am in Europe dummy!
>>31522035Today should be hating women as a defense mechanism, not men, because you are seeing your ex.
>>31522047Then it's already after lunch. You missed it.
>>31522045>>>/int/199078814Check it
>>31521955>That DLC is known for it's crippling difficultyIt's honestly pretty easy if people actually take the time to explore and get the stuff that buffs your character and not just try to steamroll it.
>>31522015Have you set some boundaries with her yet?I know you're not meeting one on one, but it might be smart to do so anyway?
Girls, how would you respond if your bf asked if he could put a finger or two in your mouth during sex? Hot or weird?
>>31521977
>>31522049I'll have my bestie and other friends as a buffer. Things should be fine. It's not like she will blatantly hit on me in front of them after all the shit she talked.>>31522055No, that's sort of the goal of tonight. Have a normal night out and establish this sort of friendship/acquaintanceship as the standard of how we should interact going forward. Smart, right?
>>31519700Women:What are your political views?
>>31522054Yeah he was saying this too>>31522053Hnnngh
>>31522058Weird. Why do guys do this?
>>31522058Weird and hot and dangerous for his fingers.
>>31522061If it's not too sensitive to ask, why did you break up btw? Did you initiate it?>>31522064Cause it's sexy
>>31522061>No, that's sort of the goal of tonightyou're going to set boundaries... after you meet with her in person?Are you sure you're not going to just lose your shit, especially since, like you said, you're stressed horny, and y'know...
>>31522058They don't ask dude they just do it
>>31522066For who?
Women, if you need money, here's what you need to do
>>31522052I eat around 3-4 pm
>>31522065>dangerous for his fingersAre you gonna chomp them off D:
>>31522058If he washes his hands for longer than five seconds and wasn’t the sort to always have some sort of crud under his nails
What is gothic literature?
>>31522074That's old people dinner time over here.
>>31522058Reject.Mine in his is superior.
I love women born in 2006
>>31522073She looks like a tranny in that makeup.
>>31522066She was dealing with a lot of stress for a month and stopped responding for a while, eventually she plainly said she was dumping me. In the moment she said she didn't want to leave me waiting for her to figure her shit out, and later when we FINALLY actually had a good talk about it she said she felt like she couldn't fit into the future I was hoping for and felt that we were much more compatible as lovers than life partners. So pretty much said I'm only worth sex and she didn't actually want kids. I'm reasonably upset still.
>>31522078You'd be my dinner <3
>>31522073I don't think that would work for me. My boobs are pretty shitty.
where do I find froggy mode gf
>>31521956I REALLY wish I could cum on her face, take that as you will.
>>31522076What if he stuck them up your butt hole first?
>>31522089You're not getting a senior discount!
>>31522077Books that have fear, horror, death and gloom, as well as romantic elements and very high emotion.
>>31522090>My boobs are pretty shitty.I'll be the judge of that.
>>31522069I'm bitter but not angry. And we'll be in public. And my friends will be there. And I'm driving myself. And I'm not drinking. Doesn't matter what we establish before rather than during, nothing bad can happen as long as I act like an adult. I'm not going to throw a fit or let her fingerbang me while we watch this stupid play or whatever you're implying.
M20Do I have low libido if i only masturbate once a week and never hornypost here
>>31522096I don't need one to make you scream >:)
>>31522072Well, for me at least but I was hoping a girl would be into it lol >>31522071I feel like it's the kind of thing you should ask first>>31522073MILF>>31522076Check and checkWould you enjoy it?>>31522079HOT>>31522077Literature that is gothic?>>31522080Lolicon alert>>31522086>relegated to FWBOuch, been thereSorry to hear that You made the right call>>31522092In the pond?>>31522104Probably lower than average for your age
>>31522101nta but can't a girl have an opinion of her own boobs?
>>31522062democrat if I had to say. >>31522025is tipping for a drink not normal where you live?>>31521967that we want to be compared to each other when you compliment us.
>>31522075Not on purpose, but probs.
>>31522108No.
>>31522108Not if it conflicts with mine.
>>31522102>I'm not going to throw a fit or let her fingerbang me while we watch this stupid play or whatever you're implying.Okay, I mean, I wasn't implying that something would happen during the show. That didn't even cross my mind as a possibility, to be honest. Are you sure it's not going to happen? I was only implying that she might talk you into something later, but it seems like you already have some ideas of what might happen.
>>31522109>is tipping for a drink not normal where you live?Not in the club, noThey actually make a living wage lolThough my sis used to be a nightclub bartender and said they made a lot of money from tips>>31522110What are you a cat
>>31522120>Though my sis used to be a nightclub bartender and said they made a lot of money from tipsChad shit from the sis
>>31522058It would be weird if he asked, it's hot when he does it
>>31522121Lol yeah. She said once she flashed her boobs and the guy gave her £20
>>31522120Does your sis have big boobies?
>>31522124I bet you'd be able to do it too.
>>31522123>it's hot when he does itHas a guy done it to you before, did you like it?>It would be weird if he askedI kinda felt that way too but like I wouldn't want to go just sticking my fingers into a girl's mouth if she wasn't into it lol
>>31522124Ewww. That's not Chad at all.
>>31522101No thanks.>>31522107>I feel like it's the kind of thing you should ask firstAnswers will vary but for me personally once we've initiated and it's leading to sex that's implicit consent to do anything "sexy" that's within the parameters of "normal". Which this is.
>>31522132>No thanks.I already love them anyway.
>>31522117Well I don't plan on being talked into anything. My main goal of going is to make sure my relationship with my other friends are still intact. We have talked over the phone and text and whatever, but being in person will help bring things back to normal. The fact my ex will be there should be a nonfactor, I just hope the vibes I'm putting out that everything can and should be normal and respectful will tip her off that we can just move past everything.
>>31522133Gee Anon says he likes my boobs he's never seen. That's just as good as being featured in playboy and being able to buy a car.
>>31522125Uhhh yes>>31522128Are you implying I need to stop drinking beer and go to the gym>>31522132>that's within the parameters of "normal"I wasn't sure if it was lolSo if a guy did it to you you wouldn't object? Would you enjoy it? What jf he stroked your tongue etc. with his thumb?
>>31522139Well, I hope things work out for you, even if they don't, I'm sure you'll find a way to navigate through the bullshit.
>>31522143Does it really not sound like a good plan? I thought I was being pretty smart about this.
>>31522141nta but I think a lot of women don't get that men like boobs just because they're boobs.
>>31522141If I had a wish, I'll wish that that's actually my power.Giving girls confidence and money just by complimenting them over the internet, but alas, I'm just me.
>>31522142>wouldn't objectNah>Enjoy itNot particularly. It's like handjobs I'm doing it because it doesn't bother me and he likes it.
>processing clerk always fucks up the deposit reports>this causes double work for my department>usually I'm the one who has to fix it because my coworkers don't understand the concept of reconciliation>give this clerk a week's worth of notice that we're expecting a check that needs to not be processed and instead forwarded to a different address>at 4:59 yesterday she emails "oh noes I forgot to not process this and deposited it anyways, can please request a return of funds? :(((">this means I have to complete a special form that goes to my boss, her boss, and 3 different other departments to get the funds moved >realize that the only reason I don't go nuclear on this stupid bitch is because she's really cute and always sends me smiley faces when I help her fix her mistakes is this what corporate simpdom feels like? I even e-stalked her one time and found out she got married super young
>>31522142That would make me feel like a horse, ngl.
>>31522147Did I made it sound like I thought it was a bad idea? I didn't mean to, lol.I suck at this socializing and relationship stuff, if you think it's a good idea, it'll probably be fine, it's just that these things are always so unpredictable, at least to me.
>>31522150>It's like handjobsDo you enjoy giving blowjobs though?>I'm doing it because it doesn't bother me and he likes itWould it be cringe if he called you a good girl?
>>31522148I get that. What I'm saying is my boobs are not good enough to get into a magazine that regularly prints pictures of very sexually attractive women. My boobs are not money makers.>>31522149Oh I'm confident I'm just objective about my boobs. They're my worst feature. The size is great but the shape is shit. I don't have to think every part of me is beautiful to be confident.
>>31522155I thought you were into horses though...
>>31522142>Are you implying I need to stop drinking beer and go to the gymI bet if you flashed your flabby man titties for some drunk aunties, you'd get tipped too
>>31522160Those boobs are unironically the most approachable boobs.
>>31522160Are you the teardrop girl? That's what big natural boobs do, it's called gravity.
>>31522160Look up Tanerélle playboyhow do yours compare to hers?
>>31522156It sounded like you doubted the possible outcomes would be positive.But thanks, idk if I'll even go at this point. I don't like the idea of driving into the city late at night anyways. I wouldn't go if I wasn't worried that my friends will be more distant if I'm not hanging out with them often.
>>31522129Yes, quite a lot and it's something I really like. It might be weird if you did it out of the blue, but if there's a certain energy between you and you're touching or holding her face or chin, talking to her in a certain way, it feels pretty intuitive to do it. You can do it slowly/gradually as well
>>31522157I couldn't explain the difference if I tried, but yes blowjobs are fun.>good girlno I like that
Atoga, I need your helpI have lost the ability of telling someones age. Pretty girls look underage and Im afraid of starting conversation anywhere but at the bar because they must be of age to drink.
>>31522176why are they fun
Americans, how was your presidential debate?
>>31522073We seriously need to stop rewarding whore behaviour
>>31522181Yeh, seriously. If it didn't work, we wouldn't do it.
>>31522163>we have Magic Mike at home->>31522175Based <3>>31522176Also based <3>>31522177Hit on them at the bar then and always lowball a woman's age (assuming she's late 20s or older)
>>31522171>It sounded like you doubted the possible outcomes would be positive.Oh, nah, that's just me naturally being pessimistic and negative about how I see the world. I honestly think you should go for it, nothing's more annoying than being stuck in relationship limbo. Either you get over it, or you blow the whole thing up and feel the weight lifted so you can finally move on. I'd say progress is progress, no matter the outcome. :^P
>>31522164That's fair>>31522167Don't think so. They're not big they're mid they're less teardrops more pancakes and they've been this shape since they were a b cup. I'm "Orange in a sock" girl if anything.>>31522168Less volume. Her breasts are fuller. It almost looks like she started off with boobs like mine and got implants.
>>31522187>Less volume. Her breasts are fuller. It almost looks like she started off with boobs like mine and got implants.Then your boobs are fine, to me at least.
>>31522186Well we'll see what happens. It should be fine. Get to see my bestie for the first time in a while, too. She's been busy with a lot of stuff apparently so it'll be nice to catch up regardless of the stupid drama shit framing the night.
>>31522188>to meBut that isn't what we're discussing here lol we're discussing whether or not looking at my boobs is worth money haha
>>31522189Ex gf aside, you might as well try to have a great time and enjoy spending time with her. GOOD LUCK!
Girls, where are your favourite places for a guy to finish during sex?(JH need not answer)
>>31522193Thanks. I just need to survive work for a couple more hours and I'll be fine.
>>31522194The trash. Fuck you, you can't control my posts
>>31522178Fine I'll try. It's part oral fixation, part enjoying being the one in control while still in the submissive role, part enjoying making him feel good. If he feels good because of something I'm doing that's an ego boost, and I don't feel like I'm nearly as good at handjobs as I am at blowjobs.
Trump is winning, right? Bidan was incorrect and barely intelligible last night
>>31522194In an orifice. Easier cleanup. Preferably not butthole if the walk to the bathroom is more than 7 steps.
Women, do you get anything out of tittyfucking?
>>31522190Girl, any boob is worth money in this day and age, plus it's more "real"you'd definitely be able to find a crowd even if you charged people $10 just to be able to DM you and see your tits
>>31522190Post them here with a method to pay u crypto and find out
>>31522198JH would end that sentence with a period, you imposter!
I have crazy insane girl diahhrea
I just don't feel like I'm cut out for sexI already have ED and I'm not very big
>>31522190You'd do ok on Twitch just because you're a girl.
>>31522210I could fix you (I wont)
>>31522204Can you feel it when a guy finishes inside your butt? Like if you just don't think about it, would it be possible to just quickly run to the bathroom and get it out of there without even noticing the stuff?
>>31522204Do you spit or swallow?>>31522210): you taken anything for it?>>31522211What's what viagra's for
>>31522214It's like a weak enema.
>>31522209Blame my work typos and shakey hands from being so worried/on.
I need a gf to tease and blueball me all day long until I fuck her brains out and shoot a massive load on her tummy(Sorry I don't have a question I'm just horny)>>31522212
>>31522216The input or the output?
>>31522218I have no idea what you are saying anymore, Jack. You sound like Joe Bidan. Cmon, man!
>>31522221The input I guess. If it's really weak, the output is going to happen a lot sooner.
>>31522206No I actively dislike it.>>31522207I don't doubt that because horny guys on the Internet are ravenous but what I'm saying is not all boobs are worthy of playboy. My boobs are a lemonade stand not the Coca-Cola company.
>>31522224When life gives ya lemonade...Can I squeeze em?
>>31522224>horny guys on the Internet are ravenous>not all boobs are worthy of playboyWho do you think is buying playboys?
>>31522223So you can actually feel it when he does it inside and not just when it's coming out later? Bleh.
>>31522224>No I actively dislike it.Aw, man... ok, I'll rethink that in the future.
>>31522228Esteemed gentlemen, of course.
>>31522222Regardless, fuck you.
>>31522206Just being happy that I'm making the guy happy.
>>31522233I thought you didn't have boobs though JH?
>>31522235NTA, but not everyone with boobs is the same person you fucking tard.
>>31522208>cryptoEw. You really want to see em go find an /hgt/ thread on /soc/ from 10 years ago.>>31522212Again y'all are missing my point >>31522224>>31522214No I notice. Just because what's usually in there isn't liquid. And you DEFINITELY notice while getting it out of you lol.>>31522215Swallow. Same reason, easier cleanup. I already go through tissues like crazy because of allergies.>>31522228Who do you think is deciding which women get featured in Playboy?
long time friend of mine had a kid. He has known for many years that I really dislike children (a lot). He wants me to meet his baby son tomorrow, which I agreed to do out of respect. But he told me he wants me to hold his baby son. THAT I do not feel comfortable with at all. I told him no and he got really upset about it. He said tomorrow he is fully expecting me to hold his son.Who is right here
>have really annoying loud mouth hag coworker >around the holidays and after she has some sort of string of anxiety episodes and misses a lot of work>hard to feel bad for her because of how got damn obnoxious she is>work friend convinces me I'm an asshole for feeling this way>try to be nicer to her>later on>accidentally find out the reason why she's going through all this anxiety shit is because her boyfriend broke up with her>all my good will and leniency towards her disappears Am I an asshole?
>>31522242>Who do you think is deciding which women get featured in Playboy?Probably some marketing team picking the newest trending girl.Definitely not based on how hot they are, since past a certain point, they all just look the same.
>>31522243>He said tomorrow he is fully expecting me to hold his son.That's weird, you don't have to hold the child if you don't want to lol>SwallowGood girl...>allergiesBig mood, I hate hay-fever
>>31522224>My boobs are a lemonade stand not the Coca-Cola company.>homemade lemonade vs industrial slopI don't know, but you just made it way sexier to be quite honest with you
>>31522242For some reason I imagined that taking it in the butt would be the least noticable place since gross stuff is already in there so it'd be normal or something. Glad I asked first, thanks.
>>31522243You type like a man. I call larp.
>>31522245Yes you're an asshole. Have you thought that maybe the reason she's loud and "annoying" is because she's trying to compensate for her anxiety? And mental health issues + a breakup are shitty for anyone>>31522250Freshly squeezed...
>>31522247i don't even want to see his kid. I really hate children, they make me feel extremely uncomfortable. Only reason im willing to say hello is out of respect, but I definitely was 0 physical contact with that thing. He got extremely offended when I said I don't want to touch the baby
>>31522242>go find an /hgt/ thread on /soc/ from 10 years ago.I wish I was this driven..
>>31522224That's a sexy analogy. I'd be way more comfortable approaching a lemonade stand to get a drink versus a huge factory.
>>31522253Thats because I am a man, idiot. I didn't say I wasn't
>>31521921Yet he still manages to pull off the impossible effortlessly and remains undoxxed, hats off.
>>31522243He is, come on dude. He shouldn't expect you to hold a baby but you not wanting to is only valid if you're afraid you'll hurt him not because you hate kids.>>31522246>past a certain pointAnd I ain't past the point. No bunny money for me.>>31522250Okay you have a point there>>31522252>gross stuffThat is a completely different texture than what's usually in there. It's least noticable in the vagina because ejaculate is most similar in viscosity/consistency to my own fluids.
>>31522222Quints of truth I kneel
>>31522263>And I ain't past the point. No bunny money for me.You're just not popular enough, gotta do some crazy stunt.
>>31522263>It's least noticable in the vaginaNot happening unless it's to try for a kid, but I guess I should be glad that it's not as jarring as other places a guy could finish.
>>31522272Only you and Gollum can simultaniously hate and covet something so much.
>>31522279My Precious will be the resulting child, not the goo. So your analogy is wrong.
>>31522220If you had sex then there would be nobody to waste their time cringe/horny posting and seething at normies like me know your place incel we all have our part to play
>>31522281What do you plan on doing when it comes time to teach them about the birds and the bees, pass your on hatred?
>>31522266I feel like my body is the kind you see on one of those kink.com bondage videos that always opens with a shot of the San Francisco armory rather than playboy desu.
>>31522284kek, we definitely watch too much porn.
>>31522062Centre-right
>>31522272If you know her cycle and she stays regular then there 2 weeks where it's completely safe to do so but I'm not going to chastise you for using caution.
>>31522282First you steal my Kitty posting and now my Duncan posting...
>>31522283I am not going to think about that.
>>31522243I dislike people who dislike children
So this 21yo libtard started spazzing out on my brother (26) after she found out he is also dating a 19yo. She called him a predator and said that context does not matter and blah blah. Why are they like this?
>>31522291Why not?You WILL become a parent, and they WILL ask about it eventually.you might as well use the time you have now to figure your shit out, because that's an inevitability.
>>31522286You're not wrong lmao
>>31522290Maybe it’s meant to be
>>31522289It's not about safety, it's about necessity. If it's not to get knocked up, I don't want a guy to finish there. Call it retarded or whatever, the idea alone puts me off so I'll only suffer it to start a family.
>>31522296success breeds jealousy
>>31522296They're remorseful for being pumped and dumped between 16-19 by older guys that they came on to, themselves.
>>31522297I learned about jizz in school, not from a parent. That seems more normal, even if I could give the same talk a health teacher or informative video would.
>>31522306>I learned about jizz in school, not from a parent.and you ended up hating it, which y'know I don't think is normal, also >That seems more normal, even if I could give the same talk a health teacher or informative video would.this is peak american.
>>31519700Why are German football players dressed like flaming homosexsuals?
>>31522284Every princess dreams of her own castle.
>>31522306>>31522297Your parents didn't sit you down with the "what's happening to my body?" I have a very sheltered friend who's engaged but still doesn't know what PMS is
>>31522311Let's play "spot the German"?
>>31522303Jealously makes a winner
>>31522310I just don't like jizz. Cut me some fucking slack. I will give a proper talk about reproduction without talking about cum explicitly.>>31522314I had the talk. The talk didn't include specific descriptions of how a dude blows a load in a pussy. That's the topic, discussing cum specifically. Which I won't do, obviously.
>>31522315OverSimplified reference. Nice.
>>31522310This, a sex open household is incredibly important, you never NEVER want your kid to be ashamed to ask you something about their body, or have you help them with puberty problems You need them to be educated on their own body and the concept of sex, not only to be safe, but also to prevent them from being taken advantage of by creeps.
>>31522296Projecting their own mistakes on to other people. Sometimes they're right, sometimes they're not. I'm kind of glad I wasn't pretty or popular in high school so no 24 year olds ever took an interest.It's not even that guys that age are intentionally grooming 17-19 year olds. It's just that a LOT happens in your early 20s so people just out of high school are usually way less mature or knowledgeable about dealing with the world and adult relationships. So these girls accept dates from mid 20s losers who do fucked up shit and they let them because they don't know any better. Then they learn better and try to "save" other girls from doing the same thing.It's possible that a mid 20s guy and a 19 year old could get along great if they have similar maturity levels, it's just sus without any other information.
>>31522326If you didn’t peak in high school you lost your opportunity for good
GirlsI’m a 29 y.o virgin, but not because I didn’t have opportunities. There were girls who liked me. But I utilized the technique of post nut clarity, and before I would make a decision such as going out with them, I would fap. Then right afterwards I would realize I don’t actually like them. So it saved me the pain of going through with dating girls I don’t truly like. That brings me to now. I am a 29 year old virgin but not an incel
>>31522321I don't understand. All you have to say is "penis goes in, reproductive fluid comes out of it." I don't see a need to explain what cum looks like nor describe its texture
>>31522331Unironically proud of you anon. Hook up culture destroys people's bodies and spirits, meaningless sex is overrated. I hope you find a great woman one day to share your life with.
>>31522323>sex open houseSounds very pedo. Imagine encouraging your daughter to go have casual sex
>>31519700I’ve got a date tomorrow, what should we talk about?
>>31522336Well I have a problem now. Because I’m a 29 year old virgin lol. That’s kind of a big issue
>>31522335Exactly. That's my point. The original question was if I would end up passing on my disdain for jizz when I explain reproduction to my future kid, and the answer is no because jizz isn't going to be discussed in a context I hate it in. That context being on/in/around me. I can separate my feelings from how I need to act in a professional setting. Ffs I was in patient care for a while.
>>31522338>Imagine encouraging your daughter to go have casual sexWhy single out daughters? Having a fuckboy son is just as bad.
How often do you guys and gals notice facial asymmetry? Like one eye being bigger etc
>>31522215Can't take Viagra forever
>>31522345Yeah but it’s worse for girls, and in current western society, girls are being encouraged to be slutty
>>31522346When I'm talking to people face to face, never, since I never look people in the eyes.When I'm just looking at a picture? Instantly.
>>31522254>Have you thought that maybe the reason she's loud and "annoying" is because she's trying to compensate for her anxiety?Maybe she needs to find a better coping strategy that's less abrasive? I've got anxiety issues too to the point where I have to take daily meds AND self-medicate with alcohol. But I keep that shit to myself.
>>31522331Literally me though I have a few regrets at 30. Namely when I was 28 I met a girl who was 27 and we went on a lunch date after vaguely knowing each other for about 2 years. I was hesitant to pursue because she was an atheist, and even though she said that she was open to religion, she was simply raised atheist by her parents despite her grandmother having her baptized. For some reason I didn't really believe her. Now she's back home in France and I'm still here in America.But pretty much every other girl I've gone out with I've felt was trouble except for maybe 2 I probably wasn't in the right mindset when going out with them. I think it's wrong to say all of my stumbles were because of the girls. It goes both ways. Sometimes she's the problem. Sometimes you're the problem.I wouldn't consider myself an incel and I'm pretty optimistic overall.
>>31522353Post nut clarity?
>>31522353Frankly, I didn't jerk off after talking to the French girl. Maybe I should have.There was this one Texan chick I went out multiple times with and then I went home and jerked off after, and had this epiphany of "what the fuck am I doing, this bitch is annoying" and stopped talking to her.
Why can't we all just get a black gf...
WomenIf you were a man in your 30s where would you look for a gf?
>>31522372I'm not a woman.
>>31522329You're kidding right? Peaking in high school is pathetic you didn't even do anything cool you're just hot.
>>31522377Sad
>>31522380Glad, actually.
>>31522372No fucking clue
Women, it's not a good sign if I'm the one who always has to text/message first right?
>>31522378Sounds like someones jealous they didn’t peak in highschool lmao
>>31522389Yeah cause it's my dream in life to become a nurse and drive a white car. No thanks.
>>31522390Anything is better than being an incel
>>31522395I'm a woman that was never a problem
>>31522388I think it matters far less than you guys seem to think. A lot of girls just don't love texting first.
>>31522372MChurch
Weirdest thing you find disgusting?For me its money. I wear gloves all the time because you really have no idea how many hands that note has been through and how many just touched their dick
>>31522396>responds in 30 seconds or lessYWNBAW tranny faggot lol
>>31522364The girls who liked me when I was in my 20s were girls who I was not attracted to. But I thought about fucking them because they were the only girls who gave me attention. I thought I liked them. But when i fapped. I quickly realized I didn’t like them at all. Which made me a virgin today at 29
>>31522388Not a good sign, but not necessarily bad. If I really like a guy I agonize over not texting him first if it's "too soon" because I don't want to come off as needy or desperate.
>>31522401There are more fecal particles on your phone screen right now than a public toilet (true)
>>31522403Do you not read so fast? You're the last person who has any right to make fun of people for speed and volume of posting lol.
>>31522398>>31522406What if she left me on read already.
>>31522372Low quality: BarRuns the spectrum but a bad idea: WorkHigh quality: Specific meetups for your hobbies you are actually passionate about, which doesn't segregate men and women (ie not martial arts), ie near my place they run a knitting/craft workshop every wednesday which has a few non-gay men who just like doing shit with their handsWaste of time, they're not here to flirt: GymProbably something like that
>>31522412The hobbies I like don’t have women
>>31522401That's not weird at all. It's common knowledge that money is fucking disgusting.I fucking HATE touching stuff that's been spray painted with that sand or frosted glass texture.
>>31522409Sorry but I actually have a job rather than leaching off my parents who don’t love and then killing myself out of loneliness and depression because no one will accept my delusional state of mental health
what is social proof? im 100% i dont have any. how fucked am i?
I took some pills.good bye.
>>31522416Get better hobbies nerd.Here's a nerdy one for you nerd: DnD.Tabletop games have a very high female demographic provided you play DnD, World of Darkness (specifically vampirs, the only one people care about) or similar.If you move over to like Warcraft where there are next to no notable female characters you'll find 99% men
>>31522430Another one bites the dust
>>31522180Trump won
What would be an acceptable dollar amount would you charge for one titty fucking session? (hypothetically)
>>31522431Jaina was pretty... cool
>>315224350$, I'd only have sex with someone I love but with them I'll do it for free.
>>31522411Not good>>31522421You realize peaking after high school is an option right? The options aren't "peak in high school" or "become a NEET" there's a lot of options.
>>315224370_p free titty fucking??
>>31522435Depends on how old/ugly the guy is
>>31522440For my husband, yes :)
>>31522403/wowcg/ hereit's called an "instaseethe reply." Please keep up with your 4chan shitposting meta
>>31522412>le just go gym like Jocko and Goggins meme Kek this board is actually serious
>>31522431I have my pilots license and I’m in a pilot club. There are only a few girls, and I despise them and wish they’d leave. Thankfully the club is 99% males
Post GenderAegon or Rhaenyra?
>>31522438>>31522443>puberty is a social constructKill yourself immediately skibiti toilet zoomerfag holy shit
>>31522443He actually misdiagnosed the issue. It isn't seething it's attention whoring. Can't let any of my precious (you)s go to waste.
>>31522454>Thinks puberty is synonymous with peakingTell me you're a broke loser without telling me you're a broke loser?
>>31522457I own a house because I actually completed puberty and got high distinction so maybe not
>>31522462>completed pubertyYou say that like it's an accomplishment and not simply a product of not dying before you reach the age of 20.
>>31522331NAG but I'm glad it's not just me who's like this lmao>tfw was about to hook up with single mom on Tinder once>fapped >"actually sex is kinda dumb bro"
>>31522464What the fuck even is that argument are you just saying things because your parents don’t love you lol
>>31522367Is this what JH looks like at the gym :o zoo wee mama>>31522395Duncan x Gwen was a weird arc>>31522403OTP
>>31522441I'm 30 and hot>>31522442this changes everything
>>31522462>posing the shite that is DramaRamaalso how are you not b& for avifagging >>31522444Awake-a-thon pic is me rn after another all-nighter
>>31522468Literally me and my brown gf shes basically a latina karan and I went to juvie
>>31522443He's just assblasted from getting blown the fuck out yesterday, give him a break
>>31522473This could be me and JH baka
>>31522470None of you are old enough to appreciate TDI you probably started watching after season 2 when they added this fucking bitch
>>31522476Nobody is a more important protagonist than me
>>31522475Kek at this dumbass incel getting fired for browsing 4chan on the work computer
Girls get plapped and get pregnant
Me n my trad cath latina gf
i noticed that texting between me and my therapist has gone a bit beyond 'making an appointment' related. should i bring this up next time i see her? like i dont understand why we're talking casually kek.
>>31522496Just stop texting her if you don’t wanna?
>>31522482>>31522486>>31522492>>31522495You killed the thread
>>31522492Isnt it funny how even in your own delusion you can't win?>what if they showed your 4chan posts to your employer>your boss totally saw it>you're totally fired for the postsIt has yet to happen, and just a headsup, it never will. All of this will stay a delusion inside your tiny brain. You don't know my boss. You don't know our relationship. You don't know how he would act upon being presented bullshit.Meanwhile you're getting cucked by a "gf", because she's manlier than you.
Turns out when you try to titty fuck all of the girls you end up titty fucking none of themSorry for following my heart I guess
>>31522506Maybe you incels are so boring that nobody even wants to talk to you losers lol
Sorry for all the hornyposting
>>31522508I’ll pay someone twenty bucks to read all that for me anyone?
I love ENTJ I just want to suck his cock so bad but he won’t let me because I’m a little brat who can’t stfu maybe if I’m a good anon he will fuck my tight little introverted asshole desu :3
>>31522482>None of you are old enough to appreciate TDIBro I watched it when it aired lolAction was good though >>31522486Bro thinks he's the main character >>31522495Cursed edits>>31522496Ask her to fuck jk
>tfw no girlboss gf that collapses from exhaustion in her work clothes and I can dress her in cute PJs then plapplapplap
>gets so fucking butthurt he starts falseflaggingLmao easiest win of my life
>>31522525me irl tonight
>>31522482Also Lindsay best girl
>>31522529Hot <3What do you do for work anon? What do you wear? How will you be relaxing tonight? Are you getting plopped?
Sorry guys i lied I’m such a little bitch I can’t help making flase accusations about him because I’m obsessed with ENTJ he is my daddy I need him in me because my parents don’t love me and I have developed systemic childhood trauma oh daddy please cum in me
>>31522535*plapped, damn autocorrect D:
>>31522526He's ENTJ alrightEveryone's NiggerTheJanny
Why are men like this?
>>31522543Lock and Key analogy
>>31522543Why do I have four naked women and a bride in my lounge? I wish m8
>>31522544Pencil and sharpener analogy
Why are women so fascinated by twins? Guys dgaf but if a girl finds out I have a twin sister they're like, "Ooooh my gosh, you're twins??? I didn't know that!! That's so coooool!!!" It's so weird, women I'm barely acquainted to act like this.
>>31522543Nice..
>>31522543Everyone likes free samples
>>31522530This board would probably all be Eva mommydom simps
>>31522543Women don't actually want to get married
>>31522476Liar.
>>31519700Remember, the first time you have sex with someone should be romantic and loving. The second time you should try to kill them with your dick
>>31522543We all larp as Total Drama characters ITT
>>31522498i kind of want to continue but i only go once in a couple months>>31522522maybe i should
>>31522557Here’s where you’re wrong
>tfw MILF in her late 30s who is cheating on her husband with multiple men (would be surprised it he hadn't cottoned on desu) was a bit flirty agai with me yesterday and batting her eyes/twirling her hair etc. when we were in a groupjust hypothetically how amoral would it be...
>>31522542Its just so funny how he conjures up an imaginary scenario and still loses
>>31522560Get away from me freak...
I miss him I want him to hold me I want to kiss him and straddle him and and and
>>31522530Heather is Alpha Stacy
>>31522572It’s so funny how you got fired for browsing 4chan on the work computer
>>31522535I work in healthcare, I'm in scrubs rotting on the couch. I will make dinner, take a shower and nap. I am not getting plapped but I see my hubby soon and (finger crossed) he will plap me.
>>31522482Sir I'm 32.
>>31522551It's rare so it's neat.>>31522561>Posts as Duncan>Is actually Harold
>>31522585*tears your thin scrubs off and ravages you*
>>31522582But I was literally at work today, even had to check in on something from the clients with my boss.Meanwhile you're working night shifts while strangers are running a train on your "gf"
>>31522595Yeah but we're fraternal twins so she's basically just a normal sister except she's the same age as me.
>>31522574Established a connection before you wear it out
>>31522601Still cool. I knew a set of fraternal boy/girl twins in high school and they looked more alike than "normal" siblings somehow.
>>31522604That's funny, some people will say we look similar, and others will say we don't look alike at all. I wonder who's lying
>>31522576Same here. In my case he's most likely found someone else already
>>31519700NEW THREAD>>31522610>>31522610>>31522610>>31522610>>31522610>>31522610
>>31522589What the fuck are doing on 4chan you pedo>>31522595Kek I wanted to post Harold and Leshawna /atoga/ couple but image limit reached oh well haha>>31522597>loses his job and comes home to his gf getting BTFO by chad and develops a cuckhold obsession Now it all makes sense lmao
>>31522543Ironic that this is more accurateI don't know why women aren't more bothered by it 2bh
I am terrified of getting cheated on. Basically my girlfriend has given me no reason to believe she would cheat. But she also just has like a very charismatic and open personality and she’s friendly with everyone. Basically she’s working with one of the other guys on her division today, and they were together when I got to the shop this morning. Seems like they were laughing and being silly which is normal but I get anxious because apparently they smoked together once on the way to a job and he also lives in the same apartment complex as her. I just imagine them getting close and who knows what the fuck else. One time right when he moved in she was telling me how he was in the parking lot when she pulled into her apartment and he said hi and was wearing a shirt that said “titties” and she goes “it was just so funny, like I just couldn’t picture shy little Brandon wearing that,” I don’t fucking know man She hasn’t given me any reason to believe she’d actually cheat and she values her time and space quite a bit and doesn’t like going out a lot or being around a lot of people but I can’t stop thinking about it
>>31522551>which one is the evil one?
>>31522636Because you are insecure in your own image.Stop degrading yourself.
