Happy Halloween! Previous thread. >>32235158
>>32238256first for happy halloween!!
>>32238265looks like what I described happened to you
>>32238256Anons will you join me?
i think women who spend their free time with depressed autists are pretty cool and deserve happiness
none of the atoga anons deserve happiness
>>32238273You know I'm really fucking horny and my balls are about to burst, so you are correct there is no time to talk, but I'm probably thinking of different spooky shit than you dom
>>32238276Those women are often depressed autists themselves.
Women, what do you like about dicks?
>>32238276I wouldn't say my bf is depressed.
Why do people like being scared?
>>32238279Too late
>>32238295They're just a neat shape. Dare I say, cute. But I know you guys don't really like that.
>>32238306Only insecure men don't appreciate compliments about their body if it doesn't fit whatever narrow definition of attractiveness they have.
Either gender, if you carve pumpkins what kinds of faces or designs do you do? I'm procrastinating carving rn because I hate the way pumpkin guts feel and the smell bugs me too. These are the ones I did last year, first time doing it by myself and it was a big accomplishment for me lol
>>32238295I'm actually really fascinated in how it can grow so big so fast. I get really turned on by how I can arouse you so easily. Like, imagine if our boobs did the same thing.
>>32238301Dopamine, and not being in any actual danger makes it extra cozy and fun
>>32238313Based autist
>>32238306I think a hang up a lot of guys have with that is cute implies small.
>>32238301It excites me in many ways.
>>32238315>mfw I do have autism
>>32238318Like... sexually?
>>32238319Yeah it’s cute, you adorable lil tism lady. Isn’t it wild that some cocks can triple their circumferences from soft to hard?
>>32238313>Like, imagine if our boobs did the same thing.It's hot if a woman's nipples get hard and basically making a standing ov(ul)ation.
>>32238314You get a dopamine hit from being scared?
>>32238321Read that as "cooks" and thought YEP I EAT TOO MUCH OF MY VOOKING OK
>>32238313New fetish unlocked.
>>32238320That's one of the ways, yes. Just look at him.
>>32238324This calls for sighs and head pats, you lovable little scamp. Keep being you, anon
>>32238322nta but this bugs the shit out out of me because It can happen when I'm not sexually aroused. Like, if I open the fridge door.
I have one cigarette left and I want it now but I also need one for tomorrow morningDo I just go out and get more despite being cozy
>>32238321It really is. I much prefer growers. It's like a little surprise.
>>32238326I wonder if dressing up as a psychopathic killer beast could get me some pussy.>>32238327Noooo, I am a tall killer and fucking machine!! >:(>>32238328Damn your fridge is set to antarctic levels?
>>32238326Ok, yeh, that checks out.
>>32238326>JH with her jason fetish again
>>32238337JH is a pretty shit tier threadfu desuAll she has is a fat ass
>>32238323Dopamine release is part of our fear response, and the same part of our brain activates both when we feel excited and afraid. It's why excitement about something good can often tip over into anxiety. But yeah, everyone gets a dopamine release when they're scared, but I guess not everyone enjoys it. I think adhd brains tend to enjoy it a lot more than average
>>32238328Depending on what I'm wearing I mean.
>>32238332Not that little…
>>32238339she's great to chat with though. at least she isnt an attention whore that uses a trip
>>32238333No, just if I'm wearing a thin nightie or something like that I poke out. Kinda sensitive.
>>32238337Makes sense. The black person is always the first to die in a horror movie.
>>32238343She may as well be bro, plus she’ll never commit to anyone
>>32238344You make me wanna play with your nipples desu.Would you let me put some ice cubes on them?
>>32238348That would be far too overstimulating.
>>32238344Curious, are your boobs on the smaller side?
>>32238347for some reason a tripcode makes a poster more annoying by itself. Niggergirl, neuro, kermit etc. they're all insufferableshe is a living paradox with her expectations
>>32238350I'd balance it out by sicking on and cupping them gently though.
>>32238352Yes. 32B.
>>32238354Yeah I agree but I don’t let that give namefags a pass>is dating a namefagI guess I can’t really judge huh
>>32238313Are you also autistically fascinated by penetration and ejaculation?I personally think penetration is really interesting visually.
>>32238356>sicking onPlease don't. :)
>Migraine with aura startingFuck, on top of having a cold now this shit.
>>32238359People like you are the much more annpoing attention whores.
>>32238362my condolences, I get those too. I've been stabbed before and migranes are 10 times worse in terms of pain
>>32238354Tripcodes go against the very philosophy of the board. You can have recognizable people, but at least they can come and go.
>>32238363If I’m so annoying and attention whore, say my name
>>32238360Penetration itself seems really, I don't know, violent to me. Ejaculation is pretty cool. Just not on my face please.
>>32238361I meant sucking... but why not?Stimulating your whole body is important. Like caressing your neck, wrapping my hamd around your waist.
>>32238367>Penetration itself seems really, I don't know, violent to menow i know why women like violent men in principle.....
>>32238366Wow somebody sure is a fucking turbo egoist.
>>32238366Heisenberg?
>>32238371That’s what I thought. You just got pissy because I said I’m dating a namefag and you’ve been trying for years and failing
>>32238367>Penetration itself seems really, I don't know, violent to me.I agree but it's sort of what makes it mesmerizing to look at. >Ejaculation is pretty cool. Just not on my face please.Where do you want it?
Women, what areas get sore from large boobs?
>>32238374I've not even been her for a year, you fucking faggot. kek
>>32238377Same, still gapped you
>>32238374>the internet is serious business
>>32238364Thanks and sorry to hear that happened to you. :(How long do yours last?My aura lasts around 20 to 30 mins and then a headache for the rest of the day.
>>32238376My back, shoulders, neck, the chest muscles themselves, my ribs because I have bad posture, and I get headaches from a pinched nerve or something. And something that's maybe not talked about much but I get rashes in the underboob.
>>32238375Just my vagina please. I'm not a fan of getting it anywhere else.
>>32238292>females>depressedHeh.
>>32238374I thought the coomers were bad but this is whole other level of cringe. How embarrassing for you
>>32238385... it can happen. :/
Uhmm, can women really perceive if a man masturbated recemtly?
good morning all JUICY and RIMMABLE femanons
>>32238388Don't reply to trash bait.
>>32238386Hey man, read this >>32238380
>>32238381aura is like an hour or so, pain lasts for a couple of hours but I usually try to sleep trough it if at all possible. if not it reduces me to rolling on the ground in painthe postdrome lasts for a day at least
>>32238389Yes. We have a better sense of smell than you guys.
>>32238395that a lie. I go without masturbating for months and I've never been called out on it
How is a migraine physically different than a regular headache? Like, what causes it?
>>32238376Back, shoulders, neck and the muscles in my ribcage.>>32238383>I get headaches from a pinched nerve or somethingIf it's the same thing I have, it's tensive headaches. Your posture makes your neck contract, your neck muscles pull on the muscle on your scalp, which gives you pain in your face (forehead, eyes, eyebrows, teeth, vertigo, etc). Physical therapy, massages and swimming did wonders for me. Also very, very hot showers. And benzos.
>>32238388Because Chad didn't text back? You can find another one next day.
Women, would you realistically date a shy guy shorter than you?
>>32238394How does yours start and look?For me it starts pretty close to the center of my view and then slowly expands to one side, kind of like V-shaped, with a sharp point in the middle of my view. It encompasses around 1/3 of my view. For the rest of the day my seeing is somehow off, like I have a sharpening filter on my eyes.I've had it happen while hiking in the mountains once and that was one of the most dangerous things that has happened to me, since I was in the middle of a very steep descent. Had to just sit down for an hour and just barely got back for the last cable car ride down.How did you get stabbed, if you don,t mind saying? Was it in your head since you said it affected yoir migraine?
>>32238398dont know what causes it, but it feels like someone is repeatedly ramming an icepick in your temples, at least for me.it usually follows the ''aura'' phase, where you lose giant chunks of your field of vision, imagine if the blind spot of your eye grows gradually around your vision cone. You can be looking at your hand but you cant see it.
>>32238398Headache is a symptom of migraine, but it comes with extra symptoms. Nausea, increased sensitivity to lights, sounds and smell, dizziness, aura (which can come with effects on one's vision, speech, and other sensory inputs). When I had migraines I remember reading something on my laptop and seeing all letters melt together.When I have headaches, my head just hurts.
Why do women hate romantic men?
>>32238397Because nobody cares, not because they can‘t tell.
>>32238399That's it! Thanks. Never thought boobs would make your teeth hurt. So, I just need better posture? I do most of that, reluctant to start benzos. :)
>>32238404usually I notice a small blindspot that doesnt go away, thats basically the giveaway for me that its time to find a bed quick.it gradually grows and forms a ring of blindness. but within an hour the pain starts so im usually asleep by then, but the few times I did stay awake trough it, by the time the pain starts the blindness is gonethe stabbing has nothing to do with the migranes btw, I just use it as an example that migranes are the worst pain I've experienced in my life. Broken bones, gettings stabbed, concussions etc, nothing comes close.I've been stabbed trough my leg with a pitchfork just fyi
>>32238408because you're corny
>>32238407>When I had migraines I remember reading something on my laptop and seeing all letters melt together.For me >>32238404 it's like an incredibly fast flickering that looks like water on oil, those rainbow colors? Like pic related, but much denser and flickering at like 60Hz.Hard to focus on anything.>>32238413>Broken bones, gettings stabbed, concussions etc, nothing comes close.Yours must be extreme. I'm really sorry you have to go through that, how often do you have them?Mine started when I was a teenager, but then gradually went away, but they came back in recent years, having them 4 or 5 times a year. If I drink or am under stress for a longer time it seems to increase the chance.
>>32238383>rashes in the underboobI am both aroused and a little disgusted at the same time.
>>32238295>Women, what do you like about dicks?They look aesthetic, even if they smell.
>>32238416>how often do you have them?first time I had it was way back in primary school during class, I thought I was going insane because I couldnt see the teacher anymore, I could see the whiteboard but not her, then the pain started, BRO...there's no clear pattern I noticed, its completelly random. there was a period of years without one, like 6-7 years at least when I thought they were gone, but I had one a week ago so you never know
>>32238416nta but do you ever get like an image of the veins in your eye when the rainbow stuff is going on?
>>32238403>Women, would you realistically date a shy guy shorter than you?Short guys don't like me, probably. Short guys don't like average/short girls/women, they apparently like tall women
>>32238403Maybe like 2-3 inches. 6 or something gets a bit weird. Sorry.
>>32238428How tall are you?
>>32238399Do you have really large boobs? What are your interactions with people like irl?
>>322384295'10".
>>32238422No, do you?I got my eyes thoroughly checked around 2 years ago since covid inflamed my eye nerves and I have some slight permanent nerve damage from it, but it's not related to the migraine/aura issue.However, the doctor did use a light to shine through the back of my retina and I was able to see my own blood vessels inside myself. That shit was freaky. lol>>32238421I've read some theories about how it can be related to atmospheric pressure, but I think there is no exact knowledge for why some people have it, unless they suffered from some kind of physical trauma.
>>32238339Fuck you. My hair is perfection, too. Also my singing voice is amazing.
>>32238440When will you finally make a lewd ASMR for your anon fans here?
>>32238438>the doctor did use a light to shine through the back of my retina and I was able to see my own blood vessels inside myselfYeh, I get that sort of thing rarely with the flashy rainbow stuff. It's usually just one vein. Maybe nerve damage.
>>32238438>I've read some theories about how it can be related to atmospheric pressureno idea, I could never figure out the trigger. a week ago I came home from boxing sparring but I've been knocked around worse in the past and it didnt trigger it, so it really beats me
>>32238440Are you the one that sings folk tunes?
>>32238440cant claim that without a vocaroo
>>32238440Your hair looks bad and your singing is nails on a chalk board
>>32238295>Women, what do you like about dicks?They're supple and sometimes aestetically pleasing. They can offer great pleasure to both parties. Minor ministrations can do a lot and is great for my ego. And they make babies.>>32238389>can women really perceive if a man masturbated recemtly?No, but it does make your room smell. You don't notice it, but we do.>>32238390Good morning!>>32238398>How is a migraine physically different than a regular headache?There can be a lot of different causes, from genetics to environmental triggers. Migraines are usually characterized by symptoms, longevity, and intensity. So if you've ever had a headache that makes you sensitive to sound, lasts for several hours, and is almost debilitating: congratulations, you had a migraine.>>32238408>Why do women hate romantic men?Traditional romance has been lampooned into the ground. Now it's corny to act like a gentleman or to try and treat a woman like a lady. Frankly, most women don't even deserve it anyways.
Females be like “i know my worth” but its $5 for ya feet pics on OnlyFans
>>32238453Can a women still act like a lady?
Both gendersIf you had a portal gun would you perform oral sex on yourself
>>32238455Right, they should ask for much more, all feetshitters need to be castrated and run dry.
>>32238337>not JH but have jason fetish because he's a good momma's boy
>>32238457MNo, I don't think I could enjoy it.
>>32238461are you THE jasongirl?
>>32238456Nta, but only if she's a pure, untouched, dateless virgin, then yes. Otherwise, it's an act.
>>32238466Wait, I HAVE to be a virgin?
>>32238466That would explain why the men itt are so lady like
>>32238295Well, the cockheads are like huge nipples. Trying to put it all in your mouth, feeling its softness and slighty musky smell and taste, all while being trusted to not hurt the guy you're pleasuring with your teeth, it's a a very special affair to suckle on a huge cock and milk it.
>>32238465Not OP up there.Is there a jasongirl?
>>32238469A lady can't be a non-virgin unless she has only been with 1 man.
Men, honestly, if you could make a bunch of money by selling possibly anonymous pictures of your body, would you?
>>32238473there's a girl who I've talked to quite a few times who's got a thing for masked guys and jason in particular. She's always super sweet
>>32238457Maybe. It would depend on the implications of what happens to your body when you put it through a portal.
>>32238476No. If I wanted to make money doing adult content, I'd learn to draw hot babes, and post animations on pornhub.
>>32238403yes. I'm tall and I'm ok with being the taller one in the relationship >>32238295they're fun to play with. just touching it makes it get bigger and hard>>32238276confirming I am a depressed autist
>>32238456>Can a women still act like a lady?Act is the keyword.>>32238457>If you had a portal gun would you perform oral sex on yourselfFUndoubtedly. I'd rarely leave the home.>>32238461He also hates sex.
>>32238479no it wasnt, she didnt type the same way
>>32238479
>>32238403Sure, if he's nice and friendly.
My girlfriend wants to move into my house with me. Basically we were on a small vacation together and the conversation about moving in came up and she admitted she didn’t renew her lease and went month to month under the impression that we wouldn’t date another year before moving in together. We’ve already talked about long term commitment. I was talking to my friend about this. He told me she must be really serious about me and our relationship, and must really think that this is a long term thing for her, if she’s willing to leave her apartment and move into my house because if things went wrong she’d have to be the one to make new arrangements and so forth. She’s also expressed to me that moving in is a serious deal for her and that she sees it as a step into a real long term commitment and actually settling down with “the one,” Does any of that make sense or sound accurate? Is what she and my friend are saying hold truth?
>>32238485It is her. She's done that bit for years.
>>32238476>possibly anonymous >possiblyYou are so naïve, it’s cute
>>32238490Yeah anon. She told you she wants you to ask her to move in with you. How fucking dense are you?
>>32238490>she admitted she didn’t renew her lease and went month to month under the impression that we wouldn’t date another year before moving in together.This here is your big problem.Dunno about the other stuff
>>32238462Why not?
>>32238457fno, sounds dumb
>>32238495Pretty dense. I gave her a key the other day and she’s going to slowly start moving things in with my help. She’s at my house right now working and just texted me to tell me how happy and excited she is and that it feels good to have an actual work space (she’s using my office atm) >>32238497Why is that a problem?
state genderyou're 100% sure you wanna dump your partner but he/she says that he/she will commit suicide if you dump them.would you still dump them
>>32238498I've never sucked a dick, but I imagine you need to focus on it somewhat for it to feel decent.And I don't think I could do that while also enjoying it.
>>32238491unless she changes her entire way of speaking, character and complete disregard for grammar I doubt italso she generally doesnt give a fuck for people who arent in a good mode, but jasongirl did
>>32238256I think my sib. is not answering my posts because he acknowledges that he wants to punish me for myriad happenings of old, more than actually keep in touch, or help me out of the pitfalls he knows, and found help with for himself. I do not know whether to press a topic, and hint to him that there is psychological torture on his part, for not making bygones be bygones, and for flaunting his successes, all of which depended on the help I am denied.
>>32238504Automatically deciding things about the relationship and recklessly not renewing her shit when you both could have just talked about it earlier.I get you talked about commitment already though, so this may be my social retardation at play. If thats the case, disregard.Everything else seems fine but if this is how she decides things, it's going to be a problem later.Also it kind of does put a bit of pressure on you.
>>32238504And why exactly don‘t you ask her to move in already?
>>32238480You wouldn't draw beefcake or do anything to appeal to girls?
>>32238490>Does any of that make sense or sound accurate?What exactly is your problem here?!I imagine she has spent some nights at your place before.Anyway, if you are really insecure for whatever stupid reason, tell her to wait with not paying rent at her old place for 2 or 3 months while she lives with you.
>>32238513We had already talked about long term commitment and agreed we’d live together at some point, just not a solidified conversation. It came up on our trip however and we talked about it and made some plans. >>32238514I did. She has a key. We’re going to start moving her stuff in over the next month. She seems really happy
>>32238442This isn't FSA, though.>>32238447No. Mostly pop.>>32238449I can't go through the archive right now. Just trust me, bro.>>32238450Wrong on both accounts.
>>32238506They're BPD or something. Call their bluff.
>>32238516She has spent the night at my house most nights of the week since we’ve been dating, which has been awhile now. I dunno. I love her and I’m excited. I believe she is the one for me
>>32238520>This isn't FSA, though.Irrelevant, quit being evasive.
How do I ensure that my alarm wakes me up? When I woke up today, the alarm on my iPhone had muted itself. I didn't turn it off, I just slept through it. Then I jumped out of bed to try and get dressed and get to work on time, but my foot was asleep, so I fell down and twisted my ankle. Now I'm limping around and I'm so mad. I set the alarm. I set backup alarms on my phone, and I turned off snooze functionality, and they still didn't wake me up. I slept through them until they muted themselves. What am I supposed to do?
>JH is a simp for Jason>Actuaranon is a simp for Michael>The two blatinas want a stoic, serial killer
>>32238469Nah he's wrong there. The femme fatale archetype is absolutely not "virginal" but she is classy and ladylike
>>32238520>Just trust me, bro.I will not, I want to hear it
Women, biggest inconvenience of having boobs?
>>32238518>she has a keyThats not the same as moving in. She has to know that this is her home now too, like this is her official address now and she can end the lease of her apartment and move all her stuff.
>>32238523I've already done some here anyways. Go spelunking for it. I'm not going to make audio porn while at work just to placate you fucks.
>>32238518Ok that's not as bad then. I'd say go for it.She seems to be super into you
>>32238522Just stop being so autistic, it's really annoying.
>>32238529Men.
>>32238529Finding a bra that fits comfortably
>>32238524Invest in alarm clock
>>32238533I already told you that you have a very cute and sexy voice. Especially your laugh.But I want something lewder, like talking about your fetishes, is what I crave, man.
>>32238533>she can schlick at work but wont whisper sweet nothings into my ear
State gender and pick one horror monster that you're attracted to. Gender flip if necessary.
>>32238539Is that better than a phone alarm? I mean my phone alarm is loud, but I slept through it anyway.
>>32238543MProbably one of those Japanese female ghosts.
>>32238529when you accidentally rub against a surface or hit them by mistake.
>>32238525Michael is actually MY guy. Jason is just our adopted son. >>3223852711hYHCm1WDZw
>>32238532We are both pretty busy and she wants to spend the next month or so just slowly moving stuff in instead of dropping everything all at once, which I’m fine with. We both have a lot of stuff so it would be a huge ordeal to knock out in a short period of time. But we’re on the same page. She’s moving a lot of stuff in today and this weekend. >>32238534I think so too. She’s told me many times she wants this to go all the way
>>32238529The unwanted attention. Yes, I know it's kinda hypocritical to say attention is ok when I want it.
>>32238544Yes, just don't put it so close to where you sleep, put it a little farther so you'll have to get up
>>32238543F, pyramid head
>>32238538Oh, man... that's a good one. Bra sizing make NO fucking sense. And it's not really standardized. It can vary a lot between stores even. I dread bra shopping. And you have to do it like every year because they wear out quickly.
>>32238483I just think it was because he was wetarded and murdered people having sex as a tactical advantage.
>>32238549your voice is very nice but a bit out of tune.it might be just me but it doesnt sound like the vocaroos you posted in the past, namely the ''IM FUCKING WHITE'' one
>>32238540You're complimentbombing me to make me listen to you, and it's a smart strategy, but it's not going to work.>>32238542One of those makes sound and the other I can hold my breath during. Also I don't have my nice mic here.
>>32238543Female vampire.
>>32238398It feels awful. I used to have chronic ones so bad id just projectile vomit.You get sensitive to light and your head feels like it's being stabbed.It can make you completely useless and feel like you're fucking dying. And sometimes the pain meds don't help.I don't get them as often. For me, I think it was stress. The migraines pretty much stopped when I moved away from my family.
>>32238543Mshe's sofucking preciouswhen sheSMILES
>>32238547How do you hit your boobs? Don't you know how much space you take up?
>>32238562>complimentbombingCan't help it if I wanna hear you moan and fap to you explaining lewd shit. I'm alwqys upfront about it.
>>32238543F. My recent kick has been werewolves. I blame Halloween.>>32238561Singing and candidly talking require different voices, especially if you're trying to match a singer.
>>32238562>One of those makes soundclose the door and whisper hun
>>32238515Babes are plenty. Drawing Dicks is Gay anyway, so I wouldn't mess around with that shit. There's plenty of animators online these days willing to mess around with that shit. I'd keep it simple, just the way bachelor guys like me want it.Word to the Wise, Straight Guys only need two types of porn:Camgirls(Solo fantasy stuff, masturbating in front of the camera, titty drops, strip teasing, pole dancing, playing around with dildos is fine too, since it's not a real dick, with realistic dildos as the exception to that rule, because then it looks like a real dick, and that's gay) and Lesbians. Anime/Cartoon babes are cool too. Everything else is gay shit that involves a dick or a dude somehow, somewhere.Stay Fresh, and don't be a fag.
nerdy women, who would you like to cosplay as if you had a bf to do a couple cosplay with?
>>32238566nta but I don't. In my head I'm still a ten year old girl. I'm always like "where did these things come from?"
>>32238506FYes. My ex said this and I still broke up with her. it is weird and manipulative
cant believe i got to halloween without realising
>>32238529I hear some girls talk about boobs like they're sandbags or something. I have smaller boobs, so this isn't really a big deal to me.
>>32238568I know, it just doesnt sound like the same person. but what do I know
>>32238566I'm kind of a clumsy person. I walk into walls a lot and sometimes hit them while stimming
>>32238572
>>32238571Curious, can you have a physically disabled girl in a porn thing and not have that overtake the whole thing and become a fetish thing?
>>32238543Could be horrific if you looked at it in a darker lens, but I like Slime Girls.
>>32238582arent they siblings? ha gay
>>32238569
>>32238586Yeah, they are It seems cute and like an easy one to pull off
>>32238577I think they're exaggerating somewhat. They can't be THAT heavy.
>>32238587we both spent enough time conversing with eachother to know thats a lie
>>32238543this is kinda fucked up, but female human beings, colloquially know as "women"
>>32238581>stimmingAutism? How do you stim?
>>32238579I can't find other vocas in the archive as easily. At least not recent ones with that mic. If you're good at searching, I sang some Disney shit one thread that was fun/embarrassing.Found my first song ITT, at least. 15N28GDuexqS
>>32238582back to /calg/ fujo femoid
>>32238601How does this count as being a fujo?
>>32238591
>>32238584You could. You should go play Kawata Shoujo. That game's all about cute anime girls with disabilities. The thing is, fetishes are a perceptive thing. You can find things attractive, but it's when you give it a lot of special attention that it becomes fetish or kink. Just because a babe you like is your childhood friend, doesn't mean you like her because she's in a darn wheel chair. If this is a matter of fiction, I would recommend building a story around the character, because if the point of the character is to fetishize them for having a disability, then you didn't develop their character very much, and you could fix that by opening up a spreadsheet, and just putting cool characteristics that make the disabled girl in question more than just tiddies and a peg leg or whatever.
>>32238598What is this? JH's world tour?
>>32238565FI want to cosplay her.
>>32238590For the girls with huge tits, maybe. I suppose if you don't wear a bra it can weigh on you, especially if it's a wired bra.Ladies, buy yourself wireless bras. They're better.
>>32238603bratty like always
>>32238612MI want to fuck herhow ya doin?
>>32238613bluetooth bras
>>32238618Imagine it accidentally disconnects and then your boobs just flop down
>>32238598cute
>>32238613Even with a great bra it still kinda aches after a long day. Hold your arm out for a few seconds. Not a big deal, right? Keep it extended for 24 hours.>>32238613Wireless does not offer the support I need. Wireless is for sleeping.
>>32238618Lol, I never thought of my bra and boobies as amps for my workout playlist. I'll try it.
>>32238619LOL. Like if you're in an important business meeting or something.
>>32238622Again, I have small tits, so that's probably why wireless sports bras are better for me. They're so simple, and you save money on clothes. Not to mention sweatpants, and and graphic Tees. I guess I like the grunge style, mixed with an athletic cadence.
>>32238631Good point. I would not wear a wired bra if I didn't have to. I kinda envy that.
>>32238543FWerewolf
>>32238632Try not to, Huge Tits and normal bras are cool too. I'm into that.
>>32238645Then I sag a bit too much for my liking.
>>32238648Saggies are the best kind. All the better to sit my head on your lap, honey-bun~
>>32238543Male, werewolves (female)
>>32238650>Saggies are the best kind.Wait, what?
>>32238515If I had the skill to draw I would make eye candy for women but only put it in hetero sex artworks.
>>32238651so you like hairy women
>>32238653nta but a bit of sag is nice because it shows how weighty and affected by gravity they are. Saggy boobs aren't fake boobs.
>>32238655That's pretty much the porn I watch. I would be ok with that.
girls, as a man, I really need to own an iphone don't I ?
Women, why do you>”I’m not looking for a serious relationship, I’m not ready yet, I have issues”>”But I like you a lot, you’re great, too good even”>gets into a serious relationship with my best friend?Maybe just don’t start having a relationship in which behaviors that people more than ‘just friends’ do happen between you… just an idea…
>>32238653it's a fetish for desperate men
WomenI usually get hard and cum Is it possible
>>32238663I would draw a lot of mating press anyway so you would mostly see their genitals anyway and I'd take care of making them look extra juicy.
>>32238667No, only if you really want too.
>>32238543F I think I want a pinhead from hellraiser.
>>32238667Eww, noNothing says you're a consoomer NPC more than owning an iPhone
>>32238669you're unattractive
>>32238660This guy gets it. Not to mention her boobs point down.
>>32238667Iphone girls are clinically retarded.
>>32238669I've had this happen to me as a woman>I don't know if I'm capable of love>You deserve better >I'm only going to hurt you, so I have to leave >Proceeds to either cheat or get into another relationship These people just aren't thinking and they're scared of having to commit to something serious
>>32238678If I post half of my face, will you give an honest rate?Jannies pls no ban
>>32238667you should own an android to filter out the NPC girls
>>32238659Kind of, I only like hair in women if it's spread across all the body and it's completed by a boopable snoot.
>>32238682Post on /soc/ atoga and link if you don't want a ban
>>32238682sure. state the height also
>>32238667The only thing iPhones have done in the past 10 years that I care about is adding that button to automatically bring out the camera
How do I know if a man has a weird secret fetish? I want to date a closeted AGP, tranny lovers or men with other weird fetishes
>>32238682You can post the whole thing, just black out your eyes. Ask a question about hair care you something, just be safe.
>>32238698stalk him until you see him masturbating with balloons under his shirt pretending they are boobs
>>32238698if he's from 4chan he 100% has a weird fetish
>>32238683I'm not gonna turn down a guy just because he doesn't use the same phone I do...
>>32238700u mogg me bro
>>32238700You're obviously physically really good looking, but have an incredibly depressed look.
>>32238700with longer hair you'd be 7 now you're 6/10
>>32238688>>32238692>>32238699I posted a link to the fa archive, old picI already deleted it, not posting myself again kek
>>32238700You look fine and you have great facial structure.It's not your looks and I hate how that's the automatic answer around here.Realistically you have problems yourself that attract these people and these people are no good so you should believe them when they tell you they're no good I think you would be considered attractive
>>32238698*I don't want to date
>>32238698If you want to meet guys who have fetishes, just go date a furry guy on f-list. Or maybe go to a furry convention.Despite them being what most would call kinda weird, most furries I've met are really nice.
I hate Halloween
>>32238717>Despite them being what most would call kinda weird, most furries I've met are really nice.
Women, how can I distinguish between friendliness/playfulness and romantic interest?Assume I'm retarded.
>>32238712Never going back to longer hair, I’m keeping the buzzcut clean, curting hair twice per month>>32238711I’m a regular 4chan poster, I am depressed>>32238708thanks, I guess>>32238714Thanks… yeah, it might be subconscious, who knowsAlso, thanks
>>32238717Furries do NOT keep it a secret. They're almost as bad as footfags.
>>32238722If I kiss you. I'm most likely not going to kiss you if I'm just being friendly.
>>32238724>I am depressedAnd it shows, if you're still looking that unlikeable 8 years later.
>>32238724You obviously have self esteem issues.I think working on those will do wonders in not attracting those people.It's my problem too.You easily mog a lot of people here lol
>>32238724>mfw I missed the pictureBut I'm sure you're not as bad as you think you are.
>>32238727>unlikeableI don’t live in the US, people here don’t usually smile
>>32238726>mfw when I gave a guy friend of mine a practice kiss
>>32238720Dia de Los Muertos son muy fantasticos. Vamos al Mexico, a Oaxaca. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGGHGSPDhXU
>>32238726Can I get a serious answer?
>>32238674>>32238677>>32238680>>32238683>>32238697thanks guys. We're on the same wavelenght. to be fair, Android girls are a huge greenflag imo, and you're right, iphone girls tend to be very basic npcs.
>>32238735London?
I want to become the first woman with a harem of handsome men. What should I do?
>>32238724you keeping a buzzcut out of convenience? if you start feeling the need for gf then letting it grow is the easiest way to increase your chances
>>32238731He looks good
>>32238728I see… I’ll probably go to a shrink or something like thatI do work out, look decent I guess, got a stem degree, earn very well for where I live, got my own car and apartment paid in full, but still I get attached to emotionally unavailable women
>>32238738That is a serious answer...
>>32238735>I don’t live in the USNeither do I.Your whole attitude is shit.
>>32238737People from oxaca are racist
>>322387412-3 timezones to the East
>>32238742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83fjRsW90u0Like this woman?
>>32238608Don't make me pull out the classics.
>>32238746>got a stem degree, earn very well for where I live, got my own car and apartment paid in fullYou literally have it made dude.I have full confidence you'll get to where you want in life with a little help, shrink or not.Good luck.
>>32238742Become an alternative bimbo. Get slim/fitBe nice to everyone Dats it
>>32238746(me)Can’t fix autism and being socially inept with money I guess
Women what kind of porn do you consoom?
>>32238749Oaxaca is easily one of the best parts of Mexico, and safest. Can't say the same for Acapulco though. That place is filled with Crime, it's worse than Mexico City. Many people get murdered there every day.
>>32238742call me :3 <3
>>32238757Just typical hetero stuff, nothing freaky. I like to self insert.
>>32238757Almost none nowadays.Even for being a turbo degenerate, all of it feels soulless and dirty.It feels too fake and I can't bring myself to care.I get by on fantasy
>>32238759They're still racist
>>32238757I was shocked to find out 80% of women struggle with masturbation( for men is 90%).I think they watch more softcore romance type shit, or just read erotica books while rubbing themselves.
>>32238759That's because it's a huge tourist place.
>>32238743I like it better, my face is better proportioned with a buzzcut + beard comboBetter than with longer hair + beard, I tried>>32238748I’m not always a mop>>32238754Thanks, appreciate it
>>32238598>tip me over and pour me outNah, I wanna tip you over and pour into you. :^)
>>32238757I just use my imagination
>>32238757There is no porn for women
>>32238757I mostly read yuri.
>>32238757I use my imagination. I have an art background though.
>>32238757Romantic movies
posting this in case you needed a song to dance to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj4NLOX23wY
>>32238763>Even for being a turbo degenerateWhat makes you a turbo degenerate?
>>32238762>I like to self insert.Do you look for girls that look like you?
>>32238778I get off on psychological abuse and extreme physical pain.It's mostly just standard woman shit turned up to 11 and my dating history also is abysmal but I don't need to talk about it for the millionth time.
>>32238780Actually, now that you mention it, I tend to gravitate to women that are more well endowed. So probably.
>>32238783do you cut yourself? other self harm?
>>32238412>Never thought boobs would make your teeth hurtThe muscle in your scalp (occipitofrontalis muscle) connects to all the muscles in your eyebrows, eyes and nose so when it is tight it makes your whole face feel dumb. It can make you clench your teeth, causing teeth discomfort, or compress the trigeminal nerve and make you feel pain in your teeth. Fixing your posture is what helps the most. Also finding a good bra.>reluctant to start benzosI have a benzo prescription active and take them occasionally when the headaches get really bad (maybe 10 pills a year), but before I got my prescription I ended up in the ER every year or so because I just had month long headaches and they pumped me with benzos for 2 weeks when it got too bad, so my primary care doctor was alright with me taking 3 days of xanax occasionally lol>>32238431Yeah. My interactions are normal, I think. I hide them a lot.
>>32238751One of those men ended up in prison for beating the baby
>>32238757i usually read smut or doujins, but like, not while masturbating? i unironically read them for the plot so i can be invested in these characters and the world, then archive those stories in my head. when i actually masturbate i make up fanfic sequels to them in my mind, or retell the story with slight differences, or self insert, etc. it's like memorizing horny writing prompts.
>>32238769>>32238774What do you imagine?
>>32238758>>32238628>>32238582Cute pics and couplesI wish women were real.
>>32238790Source?
>>32238787Yup.But not really in a sad girl way(and not often), I just like the scars and the feeling.Though recently I've been using it to help me focus on things I need to do/my studies
>>32238786Do you have a favorite girl? :^)
>>32238793Life's an illusion anon. Better to not worry about what's "Real." So go get yourself some fantasy babes.
>>32238796>But not really in a sad girl wayyea that makes it so much better...also seems like you're addicted to cutting
>>32238783Would you want to be restrained and used like a fucktoy?Or more like you getting hit and choked, not really caring what the guy wants?
You guys are no fun and sore losers
>>32238667No. I don't have an iPhone and I never gave a fuck about what the guys I dated used. My boyfriend has a 2017 iPhone tho.
Girls, would you do anything special to care for your boyfriend with a sprained ankle?
>>32238806Make fun of him for being a clumsy boy, keep his leg up, help him move around and kiss him.
>>32238788Are you the one that had a conversation with 34I yesterday?
>>32238809Nope.
>>32238667I've never owned one so if you don't want me to be able to figure out how to use your phone sure I guess.>>32238669As an attempt to spare your feelings>>32238722Am I touching you places that are not your shoulders/arms?>>32238757Gangbangs or monster stuff
>>32238807Daily blowjobs to up his morale and make him feel better?
>>32238792To be honest I mainly imagine rape/kidnapping scenarios.
>>32238797No, I couldn't name any specifically. I don't follow the women, really.
>>32238811>Gangbangs or monster stuff
>>32238812He gets sex everyday he wants to have it, no need to sprain his ankle to get his dick sucked. He can just ask.
>>32238812Sorry babe, you're gonna have to get cancer or something if you want that.
>>32238796Try putting an elastic around your arm and snapping it when you want to feel something.
>>32238757male solo masturbation and painal
>>32238811>as an attempt to spare your feelingskek by hanging out at night with me, hugging, calling me to help you out with stuff, letting me hold your hand then saying that?miss me kek
>>32238792... monster stuff.
>>32238818Moid hands.>>32238817Good girl.
>>32238806I would do what >>32238807 has done, with the exception of not making fun of him. I would also spend time with him, making him breakfast/lunch/dinner, and tell him dad jokes(because my boyfriend lives off of dad jokes) and we'd play video games, and I'd probably cuddle him and suck his dick if he wanted to play a single player game.Empty Balls, Full Stomach, Sprained Ankle or not, I'm there for him.
>>32238824It's called "letting you down easy". That other stuff is called "not having a spine". They like the other guy better but can't say it to your face because they're trained to be conflict averse.
>>32238828You sound like a good gf. What would you want from him when you're hurt?
>>32238828nta but I could handle some light teasing. I'd probably agree with you.
>>32238806Not really, i would just be my normal self. If he needs something he can ask or i would notice/anticipate it.
>>32238806I don't think I would act all that different. Make him meals and help him with mobility stuff to the best of my ability.
>>32238757i just watched a ten second video of a spanish guy slooowwwllyy jerking off into a teacup for i think six or seven straight minutes without thinking to click away. i wish there was more high quality videos like that. porn sites literally never have anything good and aesthetically pleasing like that
Men Whats the most red flag kink a girl could have and why?
>>32238841Well wanting to fuck my asshole. lmao
Women who never date or leave your house, where can I meet your mother to have her set you up with me?
>>32238845Guess where I got that from.
>>32238845Church.
>>32238841Rape/cheating.Yes I know you all have it.
>>32238839too bad spanish guys are manlets
>>32238845Walking her dog, at work or on vacation.
>>32238847I don't believe in God (I'm guessing you don't either since you don't go to church), it just seems insincere or mocking to go in a church if I don't believe.Anywhere else?
You are better than your abusive and dismissive ex.You deserve better.
>>32238857Never knew Hemingway lived such a charmed life.
>>32238857thats why i went and found someone a thousand times better
>>32238856>it just seems insincere or mocking to go in a church if I don't believe.I did not expect that level of understanding to be honest.Try the craft store.
>>32238841scat.because I could literally die from kissing her
>>32238857Ok, seriously, unironically, what if I think I don't?
>>32238799I wouldn't say I'm addicted.I can control myself, but the mental component is high.I can't really be around places where pictures of cutting or gore is posted or I feel like I want to.But left to my own devices I don't think about it much.I'm pretty sure I have ADHD and my friend let me try some Adderall.It was like awakening my 3rd eye and I've been trying to replicate it. I'm very desperate at this point to get myself to do things.>>32238800I want to genuinely not enjoy it.Ideally I'd give myself up to the guy and he could do literally whatever he wanted no matter how I felt about it
I want to kiss a woman, then die
>>32238850his dick looked yummy i don't really care man
>>32238866Then maybe it was your ex who deserved somebody better, if you were the dismissive and abusive one.But if you weren't, then what Hemingway said applies to you.
>>32238820Good idea.I really just need something to keep my mental in check, lol
>>32238867>Ideally I'd give myself up to the guy and he could do literally whatever he wanted no matter how I felt about itI would chain you to a radiator, bring you flowers, and make you eat all the eggs.
Both genders who are partnered or married When / how did you know your s/o was the one?
Do women actually like to empty their bf's balls?
>>32238875
>>32238862You're manipulative
>>32238830This reminds me of a story which will answer your question:>3 years ago >Newly married >Suffered a miscarriage>Doctors told me I was infertile >Could never have kids ever>Feels Worse than nails through your hand>Felt myself Shut Down>Could Barely Eat or Sleep while my husband was at work.>Was Miserable >Tried to keep it under wraps>One day, the mask slipped>I Started to Spiral>Husband picked up on it.>Suggested Therapy>So Sad, was indifferent, but we went anyway.>We went to see this therapist>She cared about us.>Helped us sort out the baggage>Didn't care at first, but warmed up to her, >I spilled everything out.>After 5 sessions, Saw massive Improvements>With husband's help, I recovered,>Ate well again, and was feeling great.>Polished up the House for my husband.>He was impressed.>Gave him the best meal of his life>We had a go in the shower after>He pressed me against the Glass.>Felt so loved.>Afterwards, relax and play video games.
>>32238867>I want to genuinely not enjoy it.What's the satisfaction you get out of it?A feeling of being useful?>Ideally I'd give myself up to the guy and he could do literally whatever he wanted no matter how I felt about itThat's quite extreme.While there is some part of me that thinks it's be hot to be able to empty my balls in somebody like that, I don't think I'd want that until the end of time. Like maybe just when I am in the mood for it.
I told my gf awhile ago that I think it’s hot when she leaves her socks on when we fuck. She left them on for awhile but she has stopped doing it the last month or two. I still think it’s hot tho. Should I ask her again? >>32238878I have not pulled out a single time since I started dating my girlfriend
>>32238878There is some weird competitive thing I get into where I see who can outlast the other.
>>32238878i mean i don't have one but i wish i did. it's like taking care of an animal, i like the routine upkeep and affection combo a lot. i'd like to be able to bathe him sometimes too but i might be autistic
>>32238857>You are better than your abusive and dismissive ex.>You deserve better.Perhaps, however I doubt I'll meet a guy in this life that would want to be with me. I hope all good guy short anons find an average height to tall gf and don't end up getting killed
>>32238880seems to work for me
>>32238878>>32238888to be clear, i mean emptying a guy's balls routinely is like taking care of an animal. like brushing horses and feeding them hay, taking a dog for a walk, that kind of thing. not dating in general.
>>32238867I hope you know that finding a non weirdo long term bf when you have cutting scars is really unlikely. also don't take Adderall regularly. it will age you fast and makes your blood pressure explode
>>32238876FWhen it felt like being addicted to him and being impatient when he‘s not around.
>>32238891Aw, man... I'm not gonna enjoy sex with you if you just view it as routine duty.
>>32238795https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/local/2020/03/25/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby/112253316/
>>32238889little did she know that even as she posted, the fatbaldinator was planning his psychopathic spree against the peaceful good guy short anons of /atoga/, and they were not long for this world.He sharpened his fingerbox sadistically as he read her innocent, fair-spirited post."Not on my watch, little one." he hissed, another clump of sparse hair falling from his diseased scalp.
>>32238878I like to let them get really full first.
>>32238882Well overall it's not very desirable.Even people who want to ruin someone or have someone subservient still want a person with a will, after all.>What's the satisfaction you get out of it?>A feeling of being useful?Kind of. Also the feeling of surviving the ordeal, and the euphoria of rapid shifts in emotional states.Have you ever felt the relief of narrowly avoiding a crisis? Like an adrenaline rush mixed with endless appreciation for life.I guess I also like being wanted or sought out in a way that makes more sense to me.I don't like myself.So someone wanting me because I'm so ugly, stupid, and useless that I deserve to be abused feels a lot better.But I still want love, and I've accepted that the two don't mix well.
>>32238892Don't listen to him. My gf used to self harm and it didn't put me off.
>>32238845She knows better than to try that lmaoAnd you'll only meet her at work.
>>32238876There's no one moment. You just kind of hang out with them to see who they really are. Eventually, you see them. I would recommend going camping with your significant other before getting married. It's a great opportunity to see what they're like in a raw way, as when you're outside in the wild, sleeping in tents and in close quarters teaming up to make it through the trip, there's not a lot of room for manipulation and overly polite attitudes that could cover your real relationship. In other words, nature reveals your true character in the rugged wilderness.>>32238878Yes, We do. Gulping down his cum is the highlight of my week.
>>32238747Meaning anything below that isn't clear cut. Makes sense I guess.>>32238811>Am I touching you places that are not your shoulders/arms?No. Got it.
>>32238897Lol you're nuts. Are you a writer?
>>32238897*eats the hair that fell to the ground*
>>32238901>Have you ever felt the relief of narrowly avoiding a crisis?I have, but it was more like me being happy I avoided it, but not wanting to experience it again.>I guess I also like being wanted or sought out in a way that makes more sense to me.>But I still want love, and I've accepted that the two don't mix well.So after completely ravaging your asshole, you'd like me to cook you something nice for dinner?Some people would probably call that "aftercare", but it'd feel nice to give you something back.
>>32238896Dadgum.
>>32238912I wrote some novels for novel writing month years ago but not really no
>>32238902where's your proof of not being a weirdobeing on 4chan and choosing girls who cut themselves is a red flag
>>32238811I view a girl touching my arms/shoulders as kinda hitting on me, ngl.
>>32238906Yeah my gf and I have done that. Shes moving in with me soon. I believe she is the one for me and she feels the same. We’re both very happy.
>>32238902Nta, but you're proving his point by being on 4chan, lol. I personally just find self-harm scars extremely gross and prefer girls to have smooth skin if I trace my fingers over her thighs or arms. Not to mention the mental illness that comes along.
>>32238921You'll both end up on the news
Did you know? I hate women
>>32238895no, no! like... it's not that. i'm not explaining it well, it's like, it's hot to me that you NEED this routinely and you need ME to make that burden enjoyable (even though you can jerk off i hear it's not the same or as fun) if that makes sense? like, i'm the hero, but in a caretaker kind of way.
>>32238921its a bit unsettling how you keep repeating it almost like you are trying to convince yourself
>>32238919>where's your proof of not being a weirdo>being on 4chanOk... I don't know how to argue this one so I suppose you got me there.
>>32238926Did you know? Idgaf.
>>32238916I guess yeah, I just don't like play acting or it feeling fake, but that's a me problem.I don't like the structured and boring rigorous nature that bdsm is talked about in or portrayed in.I'd like you to ravage my asshole, cool me dinner, and for me to possibly be at risk of being harmed again the whole time.I guess I'd just like it to be a part of life and feel natural.I like feeling like a piece of someone.>I have, but it was more like me being happy I avoided it, but not wanting to experience it again.Well I guess that's the part of my brain that's broken.I want risk, accomplishment, and to feel alive.But that can also be accomplished in other ways.
>>32238919Anon didn't say he goes out of his way to find girls who cut themselves, merely that it wasn't an obstacle for him.
>>32238921Congrats. Happy for you. My cousin and his girlfriend moved in together too. And they're getting married too. Best wishes for ya.
Girls, can you deepthroat without risk of vomiting?
>>32238939Time will tell.
>>32238927OH! Ok, that does make more sense. That female nursing thing.
Women, how the fuck can I stop being a awkward spaghetti dropper around you and get it through my thick skull that you're just normal human beings like me?
>>32238936Because he had no other options. Why would anyone choose a trash freak that cuts herself over a normal girl?
>>32238939Nope. I tried once and it did not go well.
>>32238943>you're just normal human beings like mewe arent tho
>>32238943i once said out loud "hi, hello are you i mean how"
>>32238920Arm/shoulder is the "safe zone"I touch someone's shoulder to get their attention.So it can be like, early stages of flirting but if it never progresses to chest/hair/touching legs while sitting next to each other I'm probably just being flirty because that's how I know how to interact with men not because I want you specifically.
>>32238933You g enough af to reply
>>32238892I'm married. And he's kind of a weirdo but he has a good job, stable life, and he treats me the way I want to be treated.I will be ok
>>32238944Hey, who says I didn't have options? I bet you only want a virgin too, right?
>>32238936girls who cut themselves usually have severe mental illness so it's weird he chose that girl when cutters are so rare
>>32238939Depends on the day t b h. Drunkenness level/ did I eat well that day or am I nauseous from hunger
>>32238953What can I say, I‘m bored.
>>32238943Would it help if I drop my spaghetti around you?
>>32238955So, do you have a fetish for disfigured skin? How long have you been together?
>>32238943Exposure therapy.
>>32238954and he's not trying to make you stop cutting yourself? wtf is wrong with your husband? hopefully you won't have kids
>>32238942mhm. i've probably dramatized it in my head but i just find the incessant nature of male arousal really hot. like, every day? there's no off weeks for you, every DAY you get hard? jesus. that sounds exhausting. you need help... i don't know. that gives me butterflies in my tummy
>>32238892>>32238954Heh. This "self harmers" are defective is total crab bucket mentality. Sour grapes in a way.
>>32238943channel fuckboy energy - alternatively war lord or ancient god energy
>>32238964Idk. It doesn't affect much, I'm not addicted, and I'm not using it as a mental crutch.Plus, I don't do it often. It's not a big deal and I'm not a danger or a risk.He does try and put limits on it from time to time though.Ill be having many happy and healthy children soon.
>>32238962No, I don't fetishize it or anything. I think it's kinda ugly and sad really. But I'm not going to tell her that. A little over 3 years. She does/did actually have an eating disorder but she's a little better.
>>32238966>This "self harmers" are defective is total crab bucket mentality.They literally are defective and carry their mental illness scars like a badge of honour when people just think they're freaks. Imagine a self-harming bitch meeting your friends or parents, it's always going to be awkward because of the elephant in the room. No normal guy wants that.
>>32238972neuro pls
>>32238979E P I C N A M E D R O P
>>32238975>I think it's kinda ugly and sad really. But I'm not going to tell her that.Ah, we agree then. I hope you find a normal girl to replace her with.
>>32238972>I'm not addicted, and I'm not using it as a mental crutchOh, man... I said this exact thing.
>>32238976>carry their mental illness scars like a badge of honourHEY! I don't. I'm extremely self conscious of them.
>>32238982What's your story?
>>32238822>painalReally based.
>>32238972Happy Halloween
>>32238981Anon, it's not like she still does it.
>>32238939>Girls, can you deepthroat without risk of vomiting?I tried, it smelled and I couldn't do it very well, maybe if I had he wouldn't have cheated and dumped me.
>post earlier about faking mental illness to try and get laid with a girl who has it>now I managed to hit up another chick on tinder who's actually saneIt's not like anything has happened but I think I might have to pray after this one. The intent alone feels kinda sus, god forbid I don't go through with anything
>>32238928He is, many such cases
>>32238992But do you see yourself marrying her? She will look ugly in a wedding dress if the scars are visible.
>>32238972I'm a former cutter. Your children won't be happy or healthy if you're still harming yourself and their father allows it. That should be many years behind you before kids, and those years spent stabilizing yourself. Good Lord.
>>32238986PTSD. Thought the physical pain would be greater and cancel out the emotional pain. Thought it would be something I could control. It wasn't and I regret it. Be careful.
>Bimbo-chan is retvrnedYay :3
>>32239002I did. She wore sleeves. No big deal there.
>>32238972if you act like a weirdo and don't hide your deranged desires in front of your kids they'll become social outcasts
>>32238972>He does try and put limits on it from time to time though.There's some REALLY wrong here. Cutting shouldn't be seen as a privilege. Like video games or something.
>>32239009That's sad. You're in too deep now.
>>32238980Maybe you shouldn‘t marry someone that makes you feel like cutting.
>>32239015Are you expecting a witty retort or a passive aggressive comment? I'm done here.
>>32239012She married a somali muslim. What do you expect?
>>32238965It's over for men with lower libidos who don't go into heat every day. Truly over. It never even began.
All your problems would be solved if you just wore the head covering, women.
>>32239022>somaliabsoute shit tasteat least west african niggers look decent
>>32238965>every DAY you get hard?This hasn't actually happened to me since grade school. We can actually control our libidos somewhat.
I tried making a cat and it literally looks retarded
>>32239027>decent looking niggersFucking kek
>>32239025i‘d rather cut my head off
>>32238934>I'd like you to ravage my asshole, cool me dinner, and for me to possibly be at risk of being harmed again the whole time.Alright, I will randomly force you to deepthroat my cock while we're at the table. Nothing easier than that!One fantasy I had was having my gf with me while driving somewhere (trip, restaurant, whatever, doesn't matter) and then just randomly stop at the side of the road and have her suck me off.Would something like this turn you on, just not knowing when you might have to make me cum?>I like feeling like a piece of someone.My impression after all you wrote was, that you don't appreciate stability. Or rather, maybe you used to have so little stability in the past, that your brain doesn't know how to handle it any other way. People who you should have been able to trust, misused your trust.I don't want to go all psychoanalysis on your ass though, since I barely know you.
>>32239021I feel bad for you, man.
>>32239029Lmao I think it's cute
>>32239029lol cute you forgot the pupils sweetie
>>32239005Yeah, I'm glad you got over that but my reasons aren't anywhere close to that. I'm not using that as an analogue to emotional pain.>>32239018He doesn't. He makes me feel a lot better about life. I have a lot less destructive desire in general because I want to be around to build a life with him and have a family. And I really don't want to fuck it up
>>32239029meOW
>>32239037>he helps me by putting pressure on me oh okkeep me updated on how that goes
>>32239037nta but what are your reasons? Do you just like the dop rush? There are other less destructive ways to get that.
>>32238965>like, every day? there's no off weeks for you, every DAY you get hard?Don't listen to the other two losers, yes I can easily fuck every day.My balls absolutely NEED to be unloaded or I would go crazy around you. If you try to play with me and hold me back, I might just have to claim you rougher.
>>32238928No I’m just really happy >>32238937Thanks man!
>>32239029you need better tools for smoother lines and you need to cut at an angle so the flesh is not visible from outside but it a cute
Why do women like to gossip?Where do I find a woman who doesn't like to gossip?
>>32239043she said it makes her pussy wet and helps her focus
thread is BORING
>>32239052Ok, like men don't? Sports and politics is gossip.
>>32239032>Would something like this turn you onI suppose the potential humiliation aspect would, yeah.>I don't want to go all psychoanalysis on your ass though, since I barely know you.Not entirely inaccurate, but I appreciate you not pushing your ideas onto me I think another aspect of it is that I can't fully trust my own self or commit to one singular vision So locking myself into some false "stability" freaks me out
>>32239052>Why do women like to gossip?To warn each other of bad people. >Where do I find a woman who doesn't like to gossip?Among the bad people.
>>32239054>helps her focusDoes she have undiagnosed ADHD? Seriously, though.
>>32239059Bad people gossip though
>>32239064Sure but they are more likely to despise gossip because they had bad experiences with people telling others what they did.
>>32239058>I suppose the potential humiliation aspect would, yeah.Gotcha, I will fap to that fantasy tomorrow in your honor, even if I got no clue what you look like.>I think another aspect of it is that I can't fully trust my own self or commit to one singular visionRelaying that so much into a sexual dynamic aspect surely must have been tough for you.
>>32239043Feeling and aesthetic, like the rush, pain, blood, scarsPlus whatever chemical bullshit it does to the brain helps me focus. I wouldn't call it sexual, but it can sound sexual.And I agree there are better ways to do it, and at this point in my life it's not cute and will be less understandable and sympathetic.
>>32238758>obligatory
>>32239052>Why do women like to gossip?Bored with their lives, they're not interesting enough to come up with good conversations, petty, vindictive>Where do I find a woman who doesn't like to gossip?It's rare
>>32239072>gossip ((victim)) seething many such cases
>>32239069Yeah, it's already made me do some shitty things and fuck the course of my life slightly but I'm trying desperately to fix it.
>>32239070>at this point in my life it's not cute and will be less understandable and sympathetic.Unironically glad you said that.
Men are in crisis, women.
>>32238749>People from oxaca are racistThe neat part is that people from all over Mexico are racist.>>32238939>Girls, can you deepthroat without risk of vomiting?Yes, but I do gag if the back of my throat gets hit.>>32238943>Women, how the fuck can I stop being a awkward spaghetti dropper around you and get it through my thick skull that you're just normal human beings like me?See women as individuals and not ideals. https://youtu.be/1aY49YU8uBQ>>32239052>Why do women like to gossip?The same reason men like to fight. For social dominance.>Where do I find a woman who doesn't like to gossip?Not around other women.>>32239055It is a reflection upon yourself. If you are easily bored, it is because you lack the capacity for excitement in the mundane as a result of no meaning in your life. >>32239071Kill yourself
>>32239052Because I like to know things.So I don't put my foot in my mouth when talking to someone who has something going on.It's entertainment. Talking about what your neighbors were getting up to with your other neighbors was daytime TV before TV.
>>32239079Ok? I thought men are such capable and logical problem solvers. Where is that skill now?
>>32239070it never was cute
>>32239079>Men are in crisis, women.I agree, but I'm tired of being called a pickme by women or being told I don't really care by men when I deign to bring it up.
>>32239081you first
>>32239084>Whoosh
State gender and thoughts on the Halloween CSS.
>>32239089mlamer than previous years, it's overdone
>>32239089I demand better accomodations for phone posters.I shouldn't have to turn to landscape to see it
>>32239074>Gossiper and rumor spreader that's bored with his/her life and is a bully irl/online. Many such cases!
>>32239057At least politics has an impact on our lives. I like that Medicare and Social Security are options for the elderly, I would dislike it if they suffered from cutbacks or defunding, I liked it when Medicare was granted the right to negotiate drug prices back in 2022, and I would like it if Medicare received further expansions and freedoms in the future (because even though I distrust the government, I still trust the government more than I trust commercial healthcare and the pharmaceutical industry). That's politics. What's the appeal of gossip?
>>32239083>I thought men are such capable and logical problem solvers. Where is that skill now?Feds and the CIA infiltrate every group young men go into and subvert them and if they can't be subverted they get Ruby Ridged
>>32239086Let's not pretend the only reason Griffith was mad at Guts is because he never got the chance to ride his greatsword. Fem(boy)to wanted to be sandwiched between the two so bad that he raped one to get the other to rape him. Twink logic.
>>32239057>Sports Playing sports with your buddies or rooting for your local town's team=basedEmotional investment in teams where the players don't even have any roots in the region they're representing=cringe>and politicsPolitical philosophy=basedEmotional investment in news and current events=cringeSimple as.
>>32239093
>>32239089I like the purple and orange colors more than the usual oneIt's easy on the eyes but not not ugly like the tomorrow format
>>32239096But anon, the feds and CIA are men too. Curious how that works.
>>32239081>Yes, but I do gag if the back of my throat gets hit.Gagging is awesome as long as there's no vomit
>>32239089Female, I always turn it off because it's too distracting and confusing for my adhd brain
>>32239103>Curious how that works.what the fuck does this mean?Also Law enforcement and alphabet agencies aren't a gender or a race, they sold their souls and are demons
>>32239103Nta, but those men put down other men because they would get more females that way. You females are attracted to those that step on others below them. Men have no incentive to help each other.
>>32239075Wishing you all the best, buddy!
>>32239081>I do gag if the back of my throat gets hitif you have high body count I'll expect you to not gag
>>32239111Sounds like men are not as based as incels always claim they are then.>>32239109Curious how men seem to be so easily tempted by demons. I though they are supposed to be so strong and steadfast, so resilient and capable. Weird.
>>32238362WTFI just have another migraine with aura starting.I have never before had this happen twice a day.Usually there were weeks between them.Oddly enough this time it's visually on the other side.
>>32238362>>32239117>aura-mogged by a migraine L rizz
>>32239116>Curious>WeirdWhy are you talking like a 40 year old woman?
M or FDid she look better before or after?>>>/fit/75385941https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1730307242460597.jpg
>>32239118I just went to the groceries to pick some shit up for dinner!
>>32239119I am 76 actually.
>>32239116Women can't stop forming literal covens, the fuck you mean?
>>32239121MHer leg position is quite different, so it can't be easily judged.
>>32239124Oh, it’s you :/
>>32239121FBefore.Pale, more feminine looking, hair looks cute
Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by the amount of shit you've done?
>>32239130At least we stick together. >>32239134:/
my cute-fat gamer girl coworker went as a black cat today. she was telling me about her tail accessory being bothering them held it out for me to feel it How down-bad am I for getting an erection on-the-spot?
>>32239141>cute-fatnot a thing
>>32239138yes but then i remember all the shit i can still do and it pales in comparison
>>32239138TotallyBut being overwhelmed by all the stuff I DIDN'T do feels way worse.
>>32239141Ew that's disgusting. Being overweight isn't cute, it probably bothers her but she doesn't make a big deal out of it. Most overweight people don't like like being overweight.
I woke up about 3 hours ago, I want to take a shower but I don't have to leave the house for 4 hoursShould I just take a shower 1 hour before I leave? how do you genders do it
>>32239148>>32239142She's cute despite being fat.
>>32239121MLeft mogsHer ass is a little flabby but right is overkill
>>322391564u
>>32239141Ask her out retard
I went as Waldo for Halloween at the office and both my MILFy boss and my zoomer co-worker told me I looked "cute"Should I be happy about this?
>>32239161Why are you trying to get anon fired?
>>32239115I have a bodycount of 1
>>32239166It’s for his own good
>>32239170To get fired?
30yo male here, have started Norwooding a couple of years ago, and last weeo, I stopped coping and hiding my recwding hairline and shaved my head.Men treat me with more respect, and more women check me out, ironically enough, despite looking 'uglier'.Just yesterday a friend from work said I should keep it shaved or buzzed, that I haven't looked better in years.I'm honestly surprised, I gag at my thinning crown, but people treat me better than ever.Is this real, or cope?
>>32239183I typod the fuck out of that post, I'm drunk at a bar, sorrt
>>32239163probably. im a zoomer girl and when I call a guy cute it is definitely a compliment :)
>>32239183RealAccepting that you're going bald and owning it is more respectable than clinging to the hair you have left even though it doesn't look good.And bald men just seem more "stern" idk it's just vibes.
>>32239198Why are you a zoomer
Feeling really sad, I have nothing to do today and have been consuming a lot of boyfriend content
>>32239202I cant help it :(
>>32239203I felt sad earlier but then I ate a gourmet sandwich and felt better. I would have rather gotten a bit tipsy but my doc doesn't like that
>>32239203go walk amongst the trick or treaters
>>32239203Damn bitch do you not have a job? Shit
>>32239201this. Owning a chrome dome or some crazy GTA Trevor hairdo is infinitely better than wearing hats to bed or taking bitch hormones all your life to grasp at straws on your head.Just shave or keeo it buzzed. Make a joke on your own accord here and there, don't be a sulky bitch about it. People lose legs.
Are women bad with money and why?
>>32238543Her.
>>32239220>Are women bad with money and why?No, but normie women are huge consoomers and incredibly susceptible to marketing campaigns. I'm very good with money, and I'm not the exception that makes the rule.
>>32239222I would definitely fuck the ring girl or the grudge.
>>32239220Can't be bad with it if you don't have any. My snacks have to cost less than 33¢ per serving or I can't buy them. Only exception is snacks for hiking. I do blow like 60% of my money on weed though.I'm not bad with money I just have fucked up priorities.
>>32238256M or FIs The Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween or a Christmas movie?
>>32239235Yes
I drink because I'm unhappy. And I'm unhappy because I drink.
>>32239235FI think it is more of a halloween movie but it isnt something I feel that strongly about
why do mixed race people have fucked up facial proportions?
>>32239235F. This >>32239236
>>32239245They are better lovers than most men
>>32239252>Copes with the fact she can't be a good parter with saying beastiality is bettergross
does mysterious-maxxing work as a guy? ladies please respond
>>32239228>>32239233Op here, I make less than my gf, but have to financially support her, buy groceries and make-up stuff for her. She’s a fucking adult. I think it’s bad parenting.
>>32239256This guy reminds me so much of my brother
Why are women so obsessed with boyfriends of they hate men and are so heteropessimistic?
>>32239255I do think American women are a lost cause, generally speaking.
>>32239256What the fuck
>>32239259Honestly yeah that does sound like bad parenting. They never made her get anything for herself as a teenager.I may still be salty about getting deodorant as a Christmas present but it did teach me to appreciate the few nice things I get for myself.
>>32239265A good boyfriend is like a utopian society I want it but it ain't gonna happen that isn't reality
>>32239266I think I will vote against abortion just to spite western w*men, even though I really don’t care
Most fuckable:1. Sabrina2. Olivia3. Dua4. Billie5. Taylor
>>32239134I read this is Glad0s's voice.
Girls would you prefer a perfect partner but you have to wait 5 years or a partner that has problems but loves you now?
>>32239006;3
>>32239272Maybe it's your fault for idolizing men so much
>>32239269It’s also about supporting her own grown ass family, which I can respect to some capacity, but I end up paying because she’s short almost every month.
How do I recover from seeing male attraction to women as evil and bad?All other pairings (women to men, men to men, women to women) are fine in my eyes but men finding women sexually attractive feels inherently wrong to me. This is very limiting as a woman currently dating a man.
>>322392875 years in a long distance relationship while writing letters sounds wonderful.
>>32239276Sabrina hates men the most
>>32239283>>32239292
>>32239276DuaSabrinaBillieTaylorOlivia>>32239241I don't, but then I can't say objectively because I see myself every day. Numerous AI have said I'm like 80-90% attractiveness.
>>32239288>IdolizingI'm not sure you're using that right?
>>32239294That makes it hotter
>>32239296>>32239276I guess I'm not here frequently enough to know everyone on this list.
>>32239209I saw a video of a fancy sandwich and I’m going to try and make it>>32239213Makes me more sad>>32239215Literally no… jerk
>>32239301>I guess I'm not here frequently enough to know everyone on this list.Those are singersDua LipaBillie ElishTaylor SwiftOlivia Rodrigo
>>32239295Yeah it sounds good but insanity would sink I feel.
I'm a believer in metaphysical solipsism.Metaphysical solipsism is a variety of solipsism based on a philosophy of subjective idealism. Metaphysical solipsists maintain that the self is the only existing reality and that all other realities, including the external world and other persons, are representations of that self, having no independent existence.
>>32239307I guess I'm happy to not be familiar with any of them, save for Eilish. She made one really good song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW8VLC9nnTo
State gender. Would you consider being a nude model?
>>322393101 step forward, 2 steps backI thought solipsism son had a breakthrough a couple threads back
>>32239320FYes
>>32239319I HATE that whisper singing she always does. Shame, because she can actually sing. https://youtu.be/7U0Uu1CZ1uQ?si=tFgCBpOt7tXv9gcv
>>32239296>Numerous AI have said I'm like 80-90% attractiveness
>>32239320F I am actually a nude model.
“Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! Fuck him, he’s an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don’t see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south—they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He’s a moron, he’s dead—good, we lost a moron, fuckin’ celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don’t mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that’s the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather.”
>>32239310That's not too far away from my outlook. Though, I don't need to believe in ideas to know they exist. Ideas and thoughts merely just make up the universe, which is a canvas of illusion where we can be and do anything with our endless imaginations. No need for worshipping gods or believing in ideologies. There is only Infinite change and love, and our own experience and perspective shapes the world around us. We simply are, and by extension, can create anything, including a surrealist paradise of a dream, where everything is fun and joyful, where harmony, happiness, love, and nature are one.
>>32239331Personally, I love when she sings in whispers. Billie reminds me a lot of Birdy, though I think Birdy is a much better singer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTXDCh2YiAI also think Lorde was a pretty good singer, and how she like just embraced being parodied by South Park.
>>32239335I would like to masturbate to you if that's alright.
I wish I was a good artist. Nothing ever turns out how I want
Women are fucking evil
>>32239344Looks like the outline of a ape dancing
>>32239348Water is wet
state genderinnie or outie nipples on tits?M innie, even though it's a disorder and considered a flaw
>>32239344Most artists have that problem. It's called perfectionism. The key to being happy is realizing that you've already made it, and you can be happy with the art you make today.Let me tell you, I look at your painting, and I am reminded of my elementary School Art teacher. She's not famous, nor does she make millions of dollars from her work, but she sure uplifted everybody. She had such a strong desire to depict art and show others what it meant to be joyful, uplifting us with helping us learn to express ourselves like Picasso, or Van Gogh, or you any of the classics. Sure, I spent a lot of my art time tracing mario characters becauise I enjoyed drawing Mario and Luigi, but everyday I think about how special that art room was, where there were so many beautiful works of art on the wall, where students poured their heart into these amazing creations.I remember my favorite one was a clay turtle I made, and I named him Turdy. He was the best.I remember all of that, just from your painting, so thank you.
>>32239343Haha, knock yourself out. Thanks for asking.
>>32239361NTA but this was really nice to read, so thank you anon
I miss him a lot he’s the only person who ever understood me
>>32239369You're welcome. :3
Q for girls:Do girls actually want a guy with a big dick? When having sex I regularly hit the cervix. I'm not doing anything crazy, just slow and gentle, building up momentum then "ow you hit my cervix" - and it's mood killed at that point followed by a quick wrap up.I don't see why this is memed as being something so amazing for women...
>>32239374I wouldn’t know I don’t have sex
>>32239371Nah I understood I just avoided you for being crazy and basic T B H
>>32239374They look nice but in practice, no. I find that guys like that always get too excited. Average is fine.
>>32239374Some girls love to be stuffed. It sounds like you're letting the experience of one girl mess it up for ya. For many girls, it's painful to touch the cervix, so I would recommend changing your technique where you focus less on going balls-deep, and moreso on her cervix, and if you want to go deeper, try to communicate with your partner if she likes it when guys do that. Some girls really love it, so try not to overthink it, you just met one girl who ruined the moment for ya. Believe it or not, it's not generally your fault women are bitches.
>dick is 2 inches soft>8 inches hardIs this a negative?
My all time favorite girl returned on the Plap ASMR channel this week. Life is so good, bros.
>>32239336Kek. I remember my first trip down the rabbit hole.
I was trying to cook an egg and left in on the counter and when I went down to get the pan it rolled off and cracked on my head. I’m literally a fucking slapstick cartoon character my life is a fucking joke. Today is wash day for my hair anyway but holy shit this is getting a little heavy handed
>>32239336>Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves'Be careful asshole, the archons will come after you if you start spreading this
>>32238256>>32238256State genderThoughts on me asking my mom to buy me a calculus textbook for my birthday?
>>32239400Kawaii as fuck, bro.
>>32239400Invest in a spoon rest.
Why isn't there an expert male dating coach who helps women get the man of their dreams? It gotta be a male because I suspect most women don't understand men. It also gotta be a man who actually wants to help women and it's on our side
>>32239400
I don't know what to do anymore. I've been with my girlfriend since late '22, and things really feel like they're getting worse. Any flaws I considered early on in the relationship have amplified. She doesn't really care about my passions (art) and never asks about them. She's against a lot of sexual behavior—specifically, anything remotely "submissive." It has to be exactly equal in pleasure for her to want to engage, so we still haven't had proper sex yet.She rants all the time, creating a suddenly bad aura throughout the day whenever she goes on these negative 20-minute tangents. She'll abruptly cry at jokes or if I don't want to watch 30 minutes of TikToks, which she has me do every week. I don't really like staying at her apartment; she stays with me four days a week, and considering I work Saturdays and Sundays, I only get one day off each week. Despite this, she still complains that we don't spend enough time together. She actively makes sure I don’t do anything that doesn’t specifically involve her while we’re together. She once cried when I asked if I could just play a game or watch a movie while she hung around. I like her being there, but I don’t want to necessarily do couples’ activities all the time.I feel like I don't know myself or my life anymore. My mental health has been oddly deteriorating as this relationship has progressed. You'd think a relationship would make things better, but it's made my OCD and intrusive thoughts far worse than they used to be. She also doesn’t really like holidays, so it’s a pretty empty Halloween today.
>>32239404Female, textbooks are expensive, if that's what you want and need then why not? I'm sure she'll make you a cake and get you some treats too
>>32239417Just a few days ago, we were at her only friend's party, and her friend's fiancé was discussing in-depth blowjobs he's received in public and sex he's had. I expected my girlfriend to react, but she said nothing until I brought it up. When I did, she replied that she accepted most people are like that and that she is just different. I don't think she considered that I felt uncomfortable, and that's been on my mind lately. The double standard primarily is what bothered me. On the positive side, she makes me laugh often, goes to the movie theater with me a lot (even though she says she hates movies and criticizes or makes fun of me for some that I like), and drives me around since I don't have a car. I pay for everything, and she can be really sweet when she wants to be. However, a lot of the time lately, she's just been very rude and negative.
>>32239414No, women should seek advice from other women with similar values who are in successful relationships and marriages
>>32239414>Why isn't there an expert male dating coach who helps women get the man of their dreams? It gotta be a male because I suspect most women don't understand men. It also gotta be a man who actually wants to help women and it's on our sideIt's ridiculously fucking easy. There is no coach because you could sum up the advice in a paragraph.1. Cook good meals every day2. Have sex every day3. Don't flirt with other menThere you go. Any man would love to marry you.
>>32239414Just offer sex.If he isn't interested, that's it. lmao
>>32239400Sugoi, this reminds me of the time that I ate a piece of toast whilst running to class. Could I possibly BE any more anime?
>>32239429>Any man would love to marry you.No of course not, she might be ugly.
>>32239320FYeah. I've taken figure drawing classes people are respectful.>>32239344It's giving Matisse. And dude I know the feeling. At this point if it comes out 60% like the vision I consider the project a success. >>32239374The shape of the dick and vagina in question play into it a lot. I like big dicks, but I rarely get hit directly in the cervix it's more like the dick slides under and behind it. Try like a scooping motion rather than straightforward thrusting.
>>32239433Then catch Chad on the rebound after a bad breakup
>>32239405That was God calling me a stupid bitch he literally egged me>>32239413I have one >>32239416What game is that>>32239432Is this an anime thing I don’t watch that stuff
>>32239400The raw egg is actually great for your hair, just make sure you rinse it with cold water
>>32239436>What game is thatSlice & DiceRoguelike dice game
>>32239434>Try like a scooping motion rather than straightforward thrusting.What?
>>32239436>I have onePut things in them so they don't roll off the counter.
Hello. I'm a transwoman and I want to ask vanilla straight man some questions. Reply only if your erections are stronger to porn featuring feminine bodies with vaginas. Aka If you PREFER vaginas over penises on women>Are you physically capable of sexually interacting with attractive pre-op transwomen?>Have you ever masturbated to porn featuring attractive pre-op transwomen because they were attractive enough?
>>32239439That’s such a waste of eggs I have other creams and shit for my hair
>>32239448That's disgusting, fuck off troon
>>32239445With your hips
>>32239435Ok, chadsexual incel.>>32239436I'll egg you next!>>32239448>Aka If you PREFER vaginas over penises on womenWomen don't have dicks. lol1. Never have so far, but I don't see why I wouldn't be able to talk with them?>pre-op transwomenWjat does this even meeaaan?
>>32239448>>Are you physically capable of sexually interacting with attractive pre-op transwomen?No. >>Have you ever masturbated to porn featuring attractive pre-op transwomen because they were attractive enough?No.
>>32239448>vanilla straightnot a thing. I'm bi by definition.yesno
>>32239456>I don't see why I wouldn't be able to talk with them?Oh nevermind, I didn't notice your "sexually". lmaoNope.Why do you have to write this shit so fucking weird?
>>32238742I want that tooooooooI want a bunch of men. I just want white ones.I've been watching Big Love and I want to be the matriarch.
>>32239464>Why do you have to write this shit so fucking weird?How is it weird?
>>32239471How the fuck is it not weird?Just say "have sex" and "tranny with a dick".
I said a bunch of stuff that I can never take backI know I need to block him and move on but I can't bring myself to do it
>>32239448F herePlease don't transition. I might peg you if you stay twink mode.
>>32239481I like men only
How do I stop being anally tortured by homosexualists? These people keep sodomizing my anus violently! It really hurts and nothing will make them stop raping my butt.
>>32239448>>>/lgbt/>>>/trash/Stay away from kids
>>32239481Men, have you tried deepfried peas?With a little curry powder and salt?
>>32239448You're truly repulsive
Women, do you believe in whirled peas?
>>32239478What's your question?
>>32239486I froze my pee in a cup I put in a freezer, and then thawed it out and used it as sauce on deep fried chicken slices that I made for my family. They complimented me on my use of "onions sauce" on the fried chicken.Does that count?
>>32239490Anarchists think the dissolution of government will cause world peace. But they have it backward. To have world peace you'd need a world government that no one rebels against.
This 23 step method for pleasant dreams about your fantasy wife really works! Experience happiness now with this one simple trick! Good night, women of questionable intellect.
>>32239488Many transwomen mog ciswomen https://youtu.be/ddb8r0JJsBQ?si=GU1ZY7kvS0rzT83V
>>32239496There's nothing peaceful about ruling over people using threats of violence.
Women, do vaginas vary in size much?
>>32239499Violence as a deterrent in theory prevents its use in practice.
>>32239499Anarchists are the most frequent threateners of violence in the West
>>32239429>1. Cook good meals every day>2. Have sex every day>3. Don't flirt with other menIf a woman actually does this she's be strung along as "forever girlfriend" for 10 years before being dumped for a girl 10 years younger than her who'll get the ring in 2 months.
>>32239496What about with a little curry powder and salt?
>>32239485Your obsession with pedrophilia tells me you need to be on some kind of police watch list for potential kiddy fiddlers.
Chat, should I order pizza or McDonald's?
>>32239497ok post them so i can dream about achieving my goals
>>32239502No, that is actually the government of the United States.
>>32239508t. Russkie or Red Chinese upset the US and friends try to scare their country away from Pacific or Eurasian land grabs
>>32239506pizza
so should i mysterious-maxx as a guy or not? does it work?
>>32239505Ah the classic pedo response"You can't point it out or you're a pedo too!"Famously also abused by fags.But you really blurred that line, you loathsome piece of shit.
>>32239506McDonald's Hamburger Pizza topped with extra salty steak fries
>>32239506Order one of those fancy coffins from Costco, lil bro. You gonna need one real soon
>>32239519It can work initially but in a relationship its just annoying as fuck. Likely people will simply think you are a creep.
>>32239520Sorry, bud, I only fuck women who are old enough to be your mom. Including, very likely, your mama herself.
>>32239508But you made that up because you're an evil bastard.
>>32239503never happens unless it's a rich celebrity
Can someone please explain what's been happening to my scrotal sack lately? It seems saggier, stickier, and looser than usual?
https://post45.org/2023/07/how-do-we-write-about-love-of-cock/Women, thoughts?
>>32239506Buy the pizza at the grocery store and make it at home.
Is R2-D2 based on a real person?
>>32239506Whichever kills you faster.
>>32239538Ronald McDonald is literally responsible for more deaths than Hitler
>>32239533Pee melts in the heat so your balls get wet and leak it out
>>32239533might be ligma
>>32239540Umm I don't think pee is stored in the nuts
>>32239542How would you know if you had never cut yours open to check??
>>32239542Wrong woke science
if dubs I will ask out my gym crush next time
>>32239529Anarchists didn't do this
>>32238742>>32239467What would a woman even do with a harem?
>>32239550STOP JOGGING AND FUCK HER PUSSEY
What kind of pussy do men prefer?
>>32239551So it goes.
>>32239554untainted
>>32239532happens to average women everyday.
>>32239554one that doesn't look like roast beef
>>32239554I actually prefer bold and brave women who are courageous and confident.
>>32239552Exactly lol. Finding 1 good man is hard enough as it is, we would I steal multiple men from the dating market?
>>32239554Gripping.
McDonald's it is. Thanks chat.
Why do my friends hate me so much
>>32239533dehydration >>32239534This feels performative in a way. Yes, women love cock. Not all of them and not all of them are vocal about it. But i dislike this idea that you have to be vocal about it and vulgar at that for it to be valid. I can love cock silently and without having to put it into words. I‘d rather be express my love for cock with grabs and touches and kisses and licks and moans and orgasms. Thats good enough for me. also>women do love cock, just a shame its attached to men absolutely cringe if you love cock you better learn how to also love men
WomanWhat is the most unattractive profession and the most attractive one
>>32239581i dont have an answer to this, sorry
>>32239584No problem.
>>32239586very solution oriented thinking anon
>>32239554Primordial mother
>>32239584okay , have a nice hallowen
>>32239579Did you read the article?
>>32239581>most unattractive profession Men who hate me>and the most attractive oneMen who love me
>>32239589you too>>32239590yesit babbles endlessly about men bad and women not allowed to be authentically expressive about their love for cock
>>32239554Pink
>>32239586>ibrofen
>>32239534Nag but>When I smiled and said I knew what he meant, he remarked, "I didn't realize women actually liked dick."I kinda feel the same shock every day
>>32239597thank you purity culture
>>32239534Got bored halfway through. I am "in it for the dick" though.
I want to rewatch Metropolis. I haven't seen it in a while and it's an amazing movie. Girls, would you watch a silent film if a guy you know told you it was really good?
>>32239594I don't think that's at all what the article is aboutIt's about why women are attracted to men at all
>>32239600nta but yeah its very repetitive the author keeps circling the same subject trying so hard to sound deep and inclusive it says a lot without saying much
Women, how is your posture?
>>32239601Is this the guy that got me to watch Sherlock Jr.Because apparently I would.>>32239605Terrible
>>32239605Awful
>>32239603(Nta)Can you give a cliffnotes? Not about to read something with a title that sounds like a fat hoe came up with it.
>>32239606Based! I'd also recommend Keaton's The General. That's his other major classic that everyone talks about.
>>32239599Not really Just feel like women kinda spend a lot of time shitting on men and never really expressing why they like men in the first place, especially sexuallySo everytime I see a woman talk about wanting to "empty his balls" it sounds like a man who wants to cut his own balls offWhy endure yourself to that torture?
>>32239605Really bad.In my defence my hip and spine was deformed from birth
>>32239601So you can get upset when it's not appreciated on the same deep artistic level as your appreciation for it? Better to spend Silent Movie Night with Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton or Harold Lloyd.
>>32239602it doesn‘t talk about whyit questions why, sure, because according to the author men bad and abusive and women complicit in their own subordination because they just like dick too much to not deal with the abuse that ((inevitably)) comes with it and it demands more authentic expression of the fact they do love cockwhich is fine, but as i said, how you express that is highly personal and i don‘t think it needs to be expressed publicly to be valid although i can see the importance of that because it might help men feel desired and help women make peace with loving cock are you asking women itt why we love cock?
>>32239605I'm actually legit in danger of getting scoliosis.
>>32239600And by dick you mean the confidence and dominance of male energy?
Women can i grab you by the hips and move you when you are in the way
>>32239606I always liked Steamboat Bill Jr.
>>32239606Keep going on the Jr theme with Steamboat Bill Jr.
Thursday. October 31st.
What are the worst things about dating a skinny girl
>>32239620You can try.
>>32239608>Society often trivializes and shames women’s intense romantic and sexual desires for men.>There are persistent gender inequalities in heterosexual relationships, including disparities in emotional and physical satisfaction.>Women’s complicity in their own subordination is explored, questioning the pursuit of agency under patriarchy.>Women’s sexual desire for men is under-theorized compared to the richer discourse on gay men’s desire.>It calls for new ways to discuss and represent women’s desire beyond societal taboos, stereotypes, and oversimplifications.
>>32239629She turns sideways and you can't see her.
>>32239614I love all of those. Comedies are probably more entry level than a dramatic sci-fi movie. It's so good though
>>32239629>What are the worst things about dating a skinny girlShe will disappear into the bathroom after every meal and come out with absolutely terrible breath
>>32239606>>32239607>>32239612>>32239618Disgusting. Do better.
>>32239629small curves
>>32239629Don't wish to offend people but generally a lack of boobs.
>>32239631What the fuck is this shit?
>>32239633Hate it when that happens
>>32239636Ok, I'll just tell my boobs to stop being so big.
>>32239554>hers
>>32239630>tryWhy are you a hamplanet?
>>32239611well yeah, which is what i said in my first response that i don‘t think you have to be vocal and vulgar in your expression of your love of cock for it to be valid >why they like men in the first place i think many women dont really like men, and those that do dont necessarily feel a need to talk about itactions speak louder than words after all >Why endure yourself to that torture?wdym?
>>32239610I think I've seen some of the train stunts? I had a great time the last time I listened to you so it's going on the list lol >>32239619No? Yes? It's hard to explain. The dominant and confident energy is as arousing as it can be annoying and is necessary for attraction but I really do mean dick. There is no replacement or comparison for a well functioning real dick.>>32239624>>32239625Will do!
>>32239643I would like to apply to the your professional boob holder
>>32239641idk either
>>32239617I'm always interested in why women like dickIt's something that I can't myself feel
Any pretty ginger girls here?
>>32239636I'm working on it. I fixed my hips my left shoulder just doesn't want to fucking cooperate.
>>32239636I was about to quote them and laugh. lolBut the maleanons' posture is probably no better.
>>32239647I've seen more complaints than anything from women about menHell the whole series was on (pretty much only female) dissatisfaction with heterosexualityIf women don't like that they're dating men, why are they so vulnerable to finding themselves in the situation?
>>32239650Get in line, you know this is primarily a case for the FBI.
>>32239601Thanks for reminding me I still need to watch the second Die Nibelungen. I watched the first one a few months ago and haven't got around to seeing the second yet.
>>32239648>I think I've seen some of the train stunts?If you want train stunts watch The Flying Scotsman. Its got a woman genuinely climbing around the outside of a train in high heels.Weird thing is they started making it as a silent film, then decided to make it a talkie halfway through filming so it switches between the two styles throughout the film.
>>32239663>women don't like that they're dating men, why are they so vulnerable to finding themselves in the situation?i think thats part of what the article is trying (and failing) to get at that women do love cock so much it makes them date men even if they dont like men the whole basis of it is that women are right in not liking men so their desire for them should be examined with deeper curiosity and as a stand alone expression of female sexuality as opposed to a performative function to keep the man happy basically if women only had to pretend to like dick because they were forced to be in hetero relationships and now that many don‘t anymore they still seek out men/dick despite despising them then it doesn‘t add up and we have to find out more on why women love cock it also argues that simply citing basic human biology is a weak argument, which is also silly because why would it be? we are animals after all
>>32239552I want to play with their penises and cook them yummy food.
>>32239664Fuck they ALL have lines. I'm never gonna get a big booba gf at this rate!
>>32239653whats there not to like?
>>32239581Ones with ugly guys that don't make money.Ones with hot guys that make money.
>>32239554The correct answer is wet (cock hungry), tight (do kegels), and preferably belonging to a girl you want. For me and a lot of other guys, said pussy also likes to be eaten out desperately.Please be clean too, lol. That's all
>>32239629no tits no ass
>>32239684Anon if a girl is in bed with you she already has decided she wants to fuck you long ago.
>>32239601I'll watch anything with him.Even just to be quiet with him on a discord call.
>>32239686Bro, offering to support a woman's boobs with your hands isn't really a good pickup line. It's not even very original.
>>32239683>I want to play with their penisesMine is good at games.
WomanWhat is the most unattractive guy and the most attractive one
>>32239620I will swat your hand.
>>32239554Mint scented.
>>32238742This bitch just wants to be Haruhi from Host Club
>>32239620Depends on relation
>>32239698Yeah? How many rounds can yours survive?
>>32239565>Finding 1 good man is hard enough as it is, we would I steal multiple men from the dating market?No "good man" would want to be inexclusive unless he's bi and I don't think women who want harems want that
>>32239701Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
>>32239636For what? No one wants to date me anyway
>>32239534>tfw not a guy who has shrooms to cut upsucks being a loner
>>32239629Depends on the type of skinny.But the upside, that they general take it up the ass and let you vome down their throat, are huge bonuses.
>>32239713Cutting shrooms on your mother's wooden cutting board is fuckboy behavior don't aspire to be like that
>>32239717fuckboys fuck tho
>>32239707It hasn't reached its limit yet.
>>32239648>I think I've seen some of the train stunts?That's the one. Such a masterpiece
>>32239721this
>>32238742Start a cult based around you been a Goddess.
I need a tight, young slut RIGHT NOW or I will perish
>>32239717The fuck is your problem with that?I mean I have my own wooden cutting board but why would my mom's be an issue?
>>32239715HEY!
>>32239266Living in an area with a bunch of retarded liberal women dogfuckers is hell
>>32239726Alright fiiine, I will rail your boipussy.Now bend over and spread, manwhore.
>>32239726anons balls about to shrivel up like raisins and fall off
>>32239729Hey what?
>>32239731Please ravish me Miss.
>>32239726Moids can say this, but when I say I find LEGAL college freshman boys cute, I get called a predator.
>>32239374What’s considered big? Mine is 6in
>>32239728It's pretty fucking disrespectful to contaminate your mom's stuff illegal hallucinogens lol
>>32239726Men are such whores
>>32239739Shut up pedo.
>>32239739>when I say I find LEGAL college freshman boys cute, I get called a predator.Noone says this
>>32239739It's because you're a 30 years old hag
>>32239739Enjoy all the young dick you want.
>>32239726ngl I went out to a haunted house with my friend's sticc, blonde ballerina roommate on Tuesday and I'm still thinking about how her nipples protruded from her shirt that night today...
>>32239448Kill all trannies
>>32239741>illegal hallucinogensUh, I didn't think of those, just normal mushrooms... :(I would probably use a normal plate for that.>>32239739Your asshole needs a weapon licence.
Women when you're staring hard at a guy you like, what are you feeling and thinking? Do you feel more love or arousal while staring?
I think I might kms for real. I'm bored as fuck.
>>3223973927yo man and 18yo girl: natural and just33yo woman and 18yo boy: predatory and evil
MenAm I a moral degenerate if I like ryona, shota and NTR?
>>32239755Killing yourself out of boredom is just too silly.
>>32239752She was the first girl I remember ever finding attractive.
>>32238549>>32238598This brings me joy
>>32239745Literally right above your post.>>32239746I get mistaken for a student all the time. I don't look old. I don't sound old. I only dress old.>>32239747Trying to find one.>>32239753>Your asshole needs a weapon licenceThe fuck does that even mean?>>32239756That's stupid and so are you.
>>32239759If it translates to IRL somehow, yeah.Otherwise, maybe.>>32239762lmao>>32239766>The fuck does that even mean?Exactly what it means, Madame Cockmongler!
>>32239534I want a girl to just kiss/make out with my cock and rub it, is that weird?
>>32239763Is that what you fucks call jerking off now? "Bringing joy"?
>>32239766I regret not getting my dick used by a woman like you when I was younger.
>>32239755Age? My plan is to die in another country. If you reach 30 and you're alone, life is pretty much finished for you. The exceptions are of course those that never had problems finding a relationship and are single by choice, but a lot of them are also settled down by 30.
>>32239768My butthole has never hurt anyone. It's not a weapon, it's peaceful.
>>32239772pretty girl voices just warm me up
>>32239766>I don't sound oldntavalley girl voice
>>32239759I love ryona too.
>>32239775>this butthole is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind...kek
>>32239759My Sharona!
>>32238256State genderWhat's your favourite derivative notation?
>>32239774>If you reach 30 and you're alone, life is pretty much finished for youHey, I'm waiting until 35 to start using paid whores.
>>32239766>I get mistaken for a student all the timethat's what every hag thinks
>>32239759No, we love you
Why did my friends message me saying they’re going out but not invite me
>>32239759>ryonapicrel>shotai dunno, you're on thin ice. depends on how you feel about people who enjoy loli>NTRyes, you are a moral degenerate for this one
>>32239788Sounds like a woman moment, and, as we all know, women are evil.
>>32239759Look, I love that womanlet Aoi Yuuki and would date her if given the chance, but if she cucks me with a 13-year-old boy my life is LITERALLY over. I don't think it's worth it.
What is a good looking pussy according to men? Is it true men prefer pink innies?
>>32239777>>32239778My voice can be many things.1oRhpyATjyy7
>>32239759as long as you keep fetishes in the bedroom, it's fine. If you don't share or indulge in them though, that would be immoral. What's the point of having a gf with a fun mind if she doesn't want to do those fun things irl with me?
>>32239687IdkI'm not a girl>>32239648What's the difference between dick and a dildo?
>>32239780I don't get it.>>32239786Considering I have to explain I'm a lab tech and not a student to every new person I meet at work, it's not just in my head.
>>32239792Yes with a puffy vulva
>>32239782Mdy/dx.Fuck dot notation.
>>32239793Sure, but it isn't important to almost any men.
>saw titty monster latina in a Velma costume on the bus todayhow was the eye candy today, /atoga/?
>>32239759Think most women like NTR they're just too ashamed to admit it
>>32239794You want your girl to do NTR with you?
>>3223979318 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER AT RAM RANCHhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8jZLYF7WNKs&pp=ygUJcmFtIHJhbmNo
>>32239793You know what, cowgirl voice also makes sense for you
>>32239759Shit you’re literally me minus the ntr and shota. I love to see cute girls getting the shit kicked out of them
>>32239785It won't feel like anything by that point because you'll be numb from years of loneliness and you missed out on everything when your hormones were going at 100mph. And what would you do after paid whores? You'll still be alone while everyone else has families. That reality will hit you like a truck.
>>32239759Any good ryona recommendations?
Femanons how puffy is your vulva?
>>32239792Well you know what an ugly pussy looks like, just extrapolate from there
>>32239677So where exactly did the article go wrong?How would you fix it?
>>32239697I don't have a lot to work with
>>32239801What do men actually care about, then?>>32239806Not clicking that.>>32239807Is this the set-up for an insult?
>>32239792see the answers to >>32239554
>>32239792>Is it true men prefer pink innies?Yes, and it's easy to have one, just don't be a slut.
>cute MILF doctor automatically assumes I'm not drinking or smoking>despite the fact that I've always admitted to drinking socially in post appointments >been drinking a lot more in past year, getting fucked up at least once a week at minimum >nervously awaiting my labs to come back and show my fucked up liverI should just get a new family doctor at this point, right?
>>32239819>Is this the set-up for an insult?No it is not
>>32239793Wish you'd ride me instead, cowgirl. You playing a game in the bg? What is it?
>>32239805more like we pretend she's meeting a diff person (me). Lots of ways to do fun roleplaying
>>32239812Not him but for manga Arachnid Killing bites (furry stuff but still good)Fairy tail Norubon and bounty Hunter girl if you want really good pure ryona Japan also has some good giga superherione ryona stuff like TBB-99 where a heroine gets electrocuted. I don’t hate women but they’re so hot when they’re beaten to a pulp
>>32239817>So where exactly did the article go wrong?Implying that liking men is a bad thing and also implying that liking dick because its a basic biological function is not good enough of an explanation. >How would you fix it?I wouldn‘t write it at all. It seems like a pointless article. Instead I would write one on the metaphysical implications of love of cock.
>>32239825I can't have that because I'm asian and I'm an outie
>>32239828Oh. I thought it was either something about horses or centaurs.>>32239831QT added the western music to the background of the voca I did a while ago, that's all. It fits so well.
>TFW my pussy is ugly according to men
>>32239844Body count?
>>322398461
>>32239844Oh?Would you like me to inspect and see how cute your pussy is?
>>32239766Damn I wish a woman like you existed in my area, I’m in my early 20’s but can’t find any good older women to fuck
>>32239448>capableyes>pornyes
>>32239835>ArachnidI have this downloaded ready to read when I have time>Norubon and bounty Hunter girl if you want really good pure ryonaWill check them out>Japan also has some good giga superherione ryona stuff like TBB-99 where a heroine gets electrocuted>Japan also has some good giga superherione ryona stuff like TBB-99 where a heroine gets electrocutedI wish more of these kind of JAV were subtitled.> I don’t hate women but they’re so hot when they’re beaten to a pulpAgreed.
>>32239844don't worry. guys here will still eat out your used up roast beef even though it's ugly to them
>>32239793How do I open this?
>>32239851Elaborate. Do you prefer women with vaginas over women with dicks or no preference?
>>32239844That's fine, I'd rather look at a girl's face when I having sex anyway.
>>32239843>Oh. I thought it was either something about horses or centaursToo easy, You did it to yourself.
>>32239849The issue is that young men probs don't want to date a woman who is looking to get married and have a kid ASAP.
>>32239839nta, brown pussy hot too. Outie means more to play with and put in my mouth.
>>32239853I want an attractive pussy
>>32239856It's a voca link.>>32239859>You did it to yourselfStory of my life. My sex life mostly.
>>32239857prefer vaginas, and just feminine traits overall
>>32239860Oh yeh that makes sense. I wouldn’t mind dating one for like a year or two, but marriage is kind of too much for me. Maybe if I really liked her I wouldn’t hate marriage
>>32239849you probably lack masculinity in looks. I mostly get attention from roasties even tho I'm 24
>>32239856Idk why, this made me laugh more than I shouldve
>>32239759>ryonaYes you are
>>32239846M idk where this meme that the number of times/people a woman has sex affects the appearance of the labia came from. It's fucking CRIMINAL that 4chan replaced "cumdumpster" with "roastie" as the go-to insult for women in the last 10 years. At least a girl knows why to get mad when someone calls her a cumdumpster.
>>32239835>>32239852NTA Hopping in to say that Arachnid has a spinoff titled Caterpillar. I haven't gotten around to reading it yet but I did enjoy Arachnid. So I figure its gonna be about the same
>>32239836I do feel there are plenty of women out there who aren't as positive about dating men as you are, even if they do find themselves attracted to them
>>32239864The dick doesn't bother you or kill your erection? How do you feel about it?
>>32239844Proof?
>>32239867 I have a solid jawline, good build, but can only grow stubble, but it's more like I don't know where to go to meet these types of women. I don't want to go to any bars or clubs either
>>32239844Most guys itt have trash opinions. Take em with a grain of salt. Most pussy is basically irresistible to most men
>>32239878>I didn't like how their pussies felt with my fingerskek, did a spit take
>>32239878based
>>32239877Nta but the femininity of a someone getting dicked will work for meI don't like the porn where the tranny has a big dick or the guy spends any time pleasure the tranny's cockBut where the tranny is getting dicked and moaning is fine.
>>32239877nta but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2DH1Dl1M8
>>32239813Pretty fucking puffyBut it's mauve not pink and sure as fuck isn't an innie
>>32239881old fucks join running clubs to find dates
>>32239878>I didn't like how their pussies felt with my fingers.This is basically "elbows too pointy". Lol.
>>32239875There is a third one called Blattodea too.Even if I don't even up enjoying this series it makes me happy to know how extensive something like this has become.
>>32239813Not puffy at all. Is it supposed to be? Is that more attractive?
>>32239448>Have you ever masturbated to porn featuring attractive pre-op transwomen because they were attractive enoughYes, Ella Hollywood has a scene that really does it for me
All women should be forced to do squats until their thighs/butts are at least noticable.
>>32239887Well yeah but if you're a regular heterosexual men someone being dicked down is not enough they gotta look feminine too. If you have stronger erections to women with vaginas I'm assuming a dick on a woman is not attractive and you ignore it? Or do you like it?
>>32239875caterpillar was good, had a sexy shota in it too. Blattodea was kinda cool but retarded like the other series. I just love Dino a lot
>>32239899Squats don't work glutes
>>32239900No I don't care for the dick
>>32239904That's why I also mentioned thighs, retard
>>32239903her mogging the shit out of alice was so kino
>>32239897>Ella HollywoodThis one looks too male though
>>32239877if she's feminine enough, it'll be enough to counteract the masculinity of a dick. If hers is small and soft, it's usually easy to ignore if she's got everything else down. If their dick is bigger though, more femininity is needed to counter it. So like, feminine body, looks, personality, smell, and moaning sounds. If the most girly girl had a horse cock, it'd be a little funny honestly, but sex wise isn't a positive (haven't tried pegging though. I guess a guy could like that, idk). If she looks like a dude though, she's basically a guy, so not attracted. Voice is actually one of the more important things. When you hear a guy voice from a transwoman, it'll take me out entirely. Like, lower voices in bio-women are still cute and likable, but the bio-male voice is a huge boner killer.
>>32239793Would a qt cowgirl milf
>>32239878Fake, or gay
>>32239913She has one scene that does it for me. Rest of her stuff I don’t bother with. Also gonna mention f1nn5ter is a cutie
>>32239914I just wanna be sure the men replying are regular str8 dudes who dislike dick and prefer pussy. Some men prefer women with dicks or like them as much as they like women with vaginas and these are not the guys I'm seeking replies from
>>32239894nta, men like curves on a woman. Boobs, ass, their body when they arch their back (lordosis position = hngggg, look it up), when their pussy shows through their tight leggins, the slit of the pussy in general, the curve of the pussy. Puffy is pretty, but you really don't need it. It's basically men looking for all the positives in a woman. If you dont got it, you don't need it/they wouldn't never thought about it; if you do, he'll love it
>>32239904source?
>>32239920She doesn't pass at all and looks like a man so I wonder out of all the beautiful and passing transwomen with penis why do you like her? And are you sure you're a regular str8 dude who prefers vaginas?
Women, would you do buttstuff with your bf?Do you think he could convince you to do it?
>>32239894idk why other guys find it attractive. puffy vulva looks like a bulge to me when she's dressed
>>32239925i do not like dick, no.
>>32239448>1irl every tranny I've ever met is fucking UGLY and can't abuse filters or camera angles to create the illusion that they're actually girls. I've legit met cuter plain twinks.>2Yeah but only asians really, some hispanic. I think most white trannies fail to pass. A good black tranny knocks everyone out of the park with convincing voices though, which is surprising to me. Another problem is that in general, they always get these retarded bolt-on tits. Right now I like Youngwoooz (I swear I was the first person to make webms and post them on /gif/) and that one Japanese guy who doesn't show face but phantom masturbates with a dildo until he comes while in chastity.>>32239920>f1nn5ter is a cutieuntil he opens his mouth
I'm insecure about my pussy after years of being told dark pussy look like shit by dark men
>>32239938>until he opens his mouthfucking this
>>32239932Yeah I’m sure.You chose the most unflattering image of them.
>>32239938You don't sound like a superstraight man who prefer cunt over ass + dick
>>32239876Probably. I think people in general have come to be very negative about dating. Which is sad, but also understandable.
>>32239942Proof?
>>32239942*dumb menfify. What guys are so dumb they comment shit like that, lol. Dark pussies are sexy. Basically a landing target for a guy's dick and mouth. Just find a guy who'll like you (a lot more than you think).
>>32239933> Would you do buttstuff with your bf?Yes. >Do you think he could convince you to do it?It would probably be the other way around.
>>32239819>What do men actually care about, then?Probably quality time, I'm convinced people fall in love after spending enough time together.Tbh idk I'm single as he'll and I like every girl who is nice to me.
>>32239722Break your dick for december and come back with results.
>>32239478Damn, what'd you say?
>>32239942yo this bitch can't even keep her wig straight. where the white women at?
>>32239933I'd only want him putting things in my butt.
>>32239897>Ella Hollywood has a scene that really does it for meShe has lots thats do it for me.
>>32239752Trannies made my friends that I wanted to fuck into ugly carnies.
Ladies with boyfriends/experience with dating/etc... Are you able to tell that another guy may have some interest in you? even if they don't say it or really show it? I'm in a silly situation where I'm very much attracted to my friend's girlfriend, I see the beauty in her too to make things short, but I believe I'm a pretty good "actor" as I keep to myself very well and people even assume I'm gay cause I never really interact with women at all or talk to any, but whenever she's around, I try to keep calm and continue my "brick wall" persona, even though in my head, I'm thinking about having hot sex with her.I obviously cannot talk to anyone I know about this, and I don't have female friends.
>>32239946I read abgrund's doujins when I was like 16 and read futanari before thatI only like pussy irl but I can enjoy the fantasy of something I won't find attractive in person due to bone, facial structure and body odors. I'm not gonna make up some shit about that still makes me heterosexual, I just have a feminization/emasculation fetish that only works in fiction. In the same way, I like /ss/ knowing I can't be turned into a 12 year old Japanese boy and get molested by someone like Aoi Yuuki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL0Tim6ZRTI
>>32239754Studying your visage.
>>32239962side effects of analInfectionAnal cancerAnal fistulaAnal fissuresAnal tearsBleedingHemorrhoidsGenital wartsUrinary incontinence
If your bf/gf/husband/wife or the person you're talking to/interested in was able to read everything you ever posted on /atoga/, how over would it be?
Hot take: Guys who expect their lady to cook just want a mother they can fuck too. Also, not knowing how to cook is embarrassing as an adult, unless you make enough money to pay for eating out all the time.Gender and thoughts?
>>32239967>I just have a feminization/emasculation fetish that only works in fiction.Yeah you're not the kind of men I referred to on my post. Tell me more about this fetish though, how does it work?
>>32239963For me it’s her scene with natalie mars at the milking clinic
>>32239973She already can and does
>>32239974white women suck at cooking so I don't want them to cook for me
>>32239414:/ I'd actually argue that a woman would be a better dating coach than a man. Most people don't understand themselves well at all, so even if a guy tells you what he thinks he wants, it might not even be true. You always go for the person with experience, and that's straight women.
If you're into trannies, you're just a fag. I never looked at porn and thought "this scene would be better if she had a dick"
is sexual tension between opposite gendered individuals just the result of chemically fueled pair bonding?
>>32239962nothing in your vag?
>>32239414Idk I don't know how I could be seduced so I couldn't tell women how to either
>>32239974I generally agree with this though I think a foid usually knows more about cooking than a moid.
>>32239972So far, the only side effect has been weight loss from frequent fasting before doing buttstuff.
>>32239974>Guys who expect their lady to cook just want a mother they can fuck tooMI think that's true if and only if the guy in question doesn't want kids but still wants her to perform ALL housing chores- cooking, cleaning, laundry.
>>32239974Women who think they shouldn't cook or do any chores are not supposed to pass down their genes.They're built for the streets.
>>32239982Not true, I get off to troons but it takes literally nothing for a mid girl to get my cock hard irlI suppose I'm just an equal opportunity coomer when it comes to femininity
>>32239291get more male friends
>>32239984That's fine. I meant that I wouldn't want to put anything in his butt.
>>32239933I only want to peg him if he wants.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKWHEN I SEE ATTRACTIVE GIRLS SMOKING I AM ENCHANTED
>>32239982F but it seems more like a moid won't MIND if she has a dick.Tell me why I'm supposed to think it's a compliment if you find me attractive again?
>>32239974I think if you're so stuck up about this, it's probably related to why you don't have a happy relationship
>>32239276First 3 are switchable, but yes to the last 2
>>32239990>They're built for the streets.And they built for my sheets too nigga ;)>>32239997>Tell me why I'm supposed to think it's a compliment if you find me attractive again?Biology
>>32239982F I think the same. Unfortunately most men are gay nowadays
>>32239992that's just called being bi. we have definitions for a reason.
>>32239973He does lurk for my posts. I don't mind.
Girls how many of you are catfish?
I’d consider getting pegged by an afab but I would never let myself be pegged by a trans woman
>>32239962>I'd only want him putting things in my butt.>I'd only want him putting things in my butt.>I'd only want him putting things in my butt.Where's the emphasis?
>>32240005Elaborate.
Is there a word for woman who feel sexually threatened by trans people?
>>32240001ok homophobe
>>32240008The MY. Sorry for the confusion.
>>32240010Transphobe?
>>32239997kek
>>32240010Yeah, paranoid.Just offer anal if you have to
>>32240009you partake in catfish activities and are eligible for the catfish television shows
>>32239994oh i see. You're a keeper
me and JH on halloween
>>32240001>most men are gay nowadaysWhy do you think this?
>>32239999I like Sabrina the most because she has the perfect balance of a good face, nice tits and ass/hips. Others may have a good face but a flat body.
>>32240021I don't... I mean... are you calling me a bottom feeder or?
>>32240023moids, would this pic be hotter if the girl had a dick?
>>32240024Have you seen men in the gym?
I can’t find my Halloween costume from last year can someone help
>>32240020Paranoid is a good one. Lots of irl "i don't like/feel threatened by X group of people" seems more like paranoia
>>32240029mine was with my winter clothes, did you check there?
Anyone else giving out candy tonight?
>>32240028And?
>>32239973he already can and does
>>32240010I don't think they exist. Most women think trans-attracted men are gay and would reject them
>>32240022Thanks.>>32240023I usually like slutty+gorey costumes, not just slutty ones.>>32240035Yeh, but nobody comes by this part of the neighborhood anyways.
>>32240029Did you check at Chad's place?
>>32240027>dominating a man so hard they start acting and begging for dick like a womanI can see the appeal
>>32240028>>32240024many such cases
>>32240035very cute you made candy bags i hope you get many visitors
>>32240025I'm pretty sure Sabrina has no tits
>>32240027No but if Caesar was a woman instead then yes
>>32239973It'd be so over. I'd be blackmailed to Hell at best.
There are already children on my street...
>>32240042usually doesnt mean you arent completelly opposed to the idea of non-gory
>>32240026no a catfish a person behind a screen who interacts with men/women with the intention of hooking them into a relationship for nefarious pleasure to brake hearts and minds to eventually get the opportunity to go on television.
I though this kid was dressed up as the Hulk but he was Shaggy from Scooby Doo. He looked so offended, I feel bad now lol
>>32240035>>32240052Nobody cares about your American holiday. Shut the fuck up.
>>32240035>Halloween KissesYou monster...
>>32240025Sab is cuter to me imo (my type), but Dua is more model-sexy, so guys whose type is that I could see putting her first.
>>32240042Hope you get some kids at least, it's pretty cute seeing them in their costumes>>32240048Aww thanks anon, I love doing up little bags
>>32240053True. But also I don't grind on guys at parties. So there's also that inconsistency.
>>32240035I have a friend who's been excited to give out candy for like a month. He's a new homeowner and he found candy that comes with Pokemon TCG cards and is handing those out
>>32240061who says we're at a party
>>32240052Yeh, the little ones come while there's still daylight.
>>32240027>hotternope>would you still fuckWith that expression on her face? Those thighs? And those tits? Sexy ass is begging to be fucked
moids be like>anal with a girl:|>anal with a tranny:O
>>32240064My brain inserted party paraphernalia into that picture. I guess I'm just too used to the concept of full costumes being worn indoors as a thing exclusive to parties.
>>32240035When I get more money, I'll be the fun house like urs.
I will transition into a man
>>32240057I'm not even American, now I'm offended >>32240058They are the best Halloween candy ever, your kind will be sent to the gulags someday
Will the gurls treat us with pics of their costumes like they did last year?
>>32238841Slitting.I don't kinkshame but if she's into sex with random anonymous men, that opens up a host of dangers that frankly I don't want to engage in, regardless of how she manages them.
>>32240049More than Taylor or Dua, but I mean she just has a womanly shape to me.
>>32239276All of those are midGive me Tate McRae
>>32240068Butt stuff is gross
>>32240070make it a roleplay scenario then
Burger anons,How cool is halloween?
>>32240062Cute!
>>32240074at least two girls on /atoga/ had the same thought, so u aint alone
>>32240074As long as your pussy is still available and you don’t start T then sure
>>32240080>give me a brown arab girlOk bro lol enjoy shaving her back
>>32240076Oh, right... is that what you guys want? Do I have to?
>>32240068Do you want anal?
>>32240085One of our posters was an ftm but decided it wasn’t worth it and detransitioned
>>32240088Yes pls
How do you fix vibes, energies, auras and other things only normies can sense?
>>32240080She's Dua Lipa tier>https://www.fashionotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Dua-Lipa-covers-Elle-US-May-2020-by-Zoey-Grossman-1.jpg
>>32240083It's far better when you're a little kid, ngl.
>>32240093posture, fashion, facial expressions, tone
>>32240082Okay. The roleplay is you explode and are gone. End of roleplay.
>>32240088ntaPlease…
>>32240087>brown arab girl?She's like the most white prairie Canadian girl to ever exist
>>32240083Very cool. I love it. You get to dress up, and parties are so fun. Lots of fun themed food, drinking. I miss being social. Fall is a great season in bugerland
31MWhich girl should I ask out>26F>shy cute super introverted girl who designs nuclear weapon payloads from church that I don't know so well because all she did was drop spaghetti the one time I briefly talked to heror>21F>college friend's roommate, Catholic, uni student who's kind of unstable but seems really bright. Her mostly agnostic/atheist friend group just imploded and now she's coming to my Bible study, pretty outgoing but seems a bit insecure and lacking confidence
>>32240096What if i got autism, depression, a speech impediment and im ugly
>>32240073The most fun is talking to the kids, they're all so cute and the older ones are always so polite
>>32240094Why did you show me a picture that's covering her body?
>>32240088Yes, girl costumes are so fun
Humping femanon in our Halloween costumes
>>32240092I think my costume would be too scandalous for the children if I had to hand out candy.
>>32240102Just work them both retard
>>32240101I wish we had this in my cunt :(
>>32240103all fixable, as i also have autism. do speech therapy, find a style that works for you, practice light eye contact and smiling more
>>32240105I remember seeing that magazine, so I looked it up
>>3224010226F sounds more appealing to me
state gendertell us about the "one that got away"
>talking to a pro-Harris friend of mine>she excitedly tells me that Harris got 52 percent in a recent poll>I reply "52's a pretty small number compared to the amount of dicks you've sucked" as bantz>She's mad at me nowDid I go too far there?
>>32240109You’re forcing my hand, I’m going to invoke the incantation:Trick or treat!
>>32240109Which one is it?
>>32240097>explode in JHstop NNN is just around the corner
>>32240119No
Happy halloween /advice/How do I find young men (18-25) who are open to long term relationships and marriage with a 40yo woman? I don't wanna pay them. I know some young men are open to one night stands with older women but I wanna know if I stand a chance if having LTRs with younger men
>>32240127im not sure how to find it, but i know it exists because my girlfriend is 35 and im 27
>>32240119Mmy mom called me like a month ago to tell me my childhood friend is pregnantWe moved away when I was like 7 so I'm not that attached but it does make me feel a little bit "behind," you know what I mean?
>>32240120Yes, women can’t handle having their political views mocked or being called sluts and you did both
>>32240123Molotov Cocktease
>>32240124I walked into that one.
>>32240128Nice anon!
>>32240134thank youbasically, yes you do, there are plenty of young men that will appreciate your experience and attitude
>>32240127>MarriageThat's gonna be a hard askWhy are you marrying a guy 20 years younger than you?
>>32240112migrate
>>32240133its always just bants, ly
>>32240139
Damn my friend went out without me :( should I text her and ask her what she’s doing or is that too pushy
>>32240042what slutty+gorey costume u go for this year
>>32240141
>>32240119MThere never was one.
>>32240119Mshe's probably ITT so I'll spare you the emberasment
>>32240119MShe was the one that got away but then we got back together and then I let her go.
>>32240143Us three are doing a zombies thing. My bestie is doing the makeup because she's amazing at that crazy shit.
>>32240102>church>CatholicGhost them both.
>>32240147Holy fuck I love this. Saving it.
Sex with JH and her besties.
>>32240132Hot, you get lucky in that costume?
>>32240155You get my goddamn friends' names out yo mouth.
>>32240159... no. >_<
>>32240142ideally, you plan this days/weeks before, not the day of :/
How do I find a short girlfriend?
Is this accurate?
>>32240119Eh, I've come to the conclusion I was romanticizing her too much, ignoring her red flags and so it wouldn't have worked out anyway.
Weird talking about dating JH while she has a lesbian FWB situationship
>>32240168yes
>>32240166Look down sometimes.
>>32240165I asked her so many times and weeks before hand and even this weekend she said she’s doing nothing but she just sent me a picture of her out and her location is out :(( what the fuck lol she’s my only friend
>>32240154its all yours missy
>>32240151pic? u can cover face if you want (but u dont have to)
>>32240168You haven't seen the bitches on bumble if you think women are happy without menHell the ones here too
>>32240149Who is it >>32240169What red flags did she have?
imagine being in your 30s and still dressing up for halloween partiesarent you supposed to go out with your kids to trick and treat. what are you, single?
>>32240170Not weirder than you guys talking about the married femanons the same way, at least.>>32240178Maybe I'll post a pic of the costume. Not posting it with me in it, though.
>>32240175then leave it alone. She doesn't want to hang. Don't rely on individual friends all the time - they'll fail you eventually. Learn to have backups and to have fun by yourself.I'd hang with ya, sorry bout your friend issue. Try to find something else to do. Maybe there's public Halloween things going on.
>>32240184You're more receptive than when you were actually dating her
>>32240168men without women:>screenshot of a full bis WoW characterwomen without men>pic of women with catssee I can do it too
>>32240190Isn't that normal?
>>32240168Actually this is more accurate
>>32240168I like how if you look at the actual stats is inversed but women are so insane that they don't bother looking up the stats.
>>32240184>hiding that sexy body of yours:(costume is fine too, lol
>>32240194I mean, you're still having regular sex
>>32240135Thank you. How do I find them?
>>32240199bars, community classes, etc. if you're being a cougar you gotta go to places like that
>>32240168If this was true then why is instagram and tiktok filled with post-wall women crying about how they can't find a date and 20 year old girls saying that they have never been kissed, held hands, or had a boyfriend before?
>>32240161To marry?Gonna have to find someone really dumb
>>32240195I saw a video today where a woman said that society has become too feminized and worried about feelings and companies are promoting women who don't work as hard as men the men do so it creates this weird society where you boss actually has no idea wtf she is doing and its actually making the reputation of women on a whole worse.
>>32240002I'm not attracted to dudes in general and bisexuals are disgusting so I refuse to call myself bi.
>>32240162If you're dressing as her, you deserve to. What'd you wear it for? How did no guy approach you?
>>32240168Just thinking about this chickhttps://www.tiktok.com/@anyahaas/video/7370573486735068459
>>32240168Yes. Bachelor men are pathetic weak slobs, all wound up and nowhere to put their dick. I know this because I am one.
>>32240189Aw what the fuck lmao. This sucks I really wanted to dress up. I guess il just go cry again
>>32240209That's called "Crazy Cat Lady" theory and its relatively new, it came out a couple months back where it was found that the majority of the people who are unhappy right now are women they are 2 times likely to be depressed compared to me and 3 times likely to have a mental illness and its only been accelerating with doubling in both female suicide and of self-harming like cutting.Women are actively destroying their societies by trying to be men instead of being women.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rs_As72cCo
>>32240215well, if she sent you a pic of her, guess you can ask where she is and what is she doing. Maybe ask one more time if she wants to go out with youIn the future, really tho, stop relying on other people to have fun or make you happy.
>no trick-or-treaters yet:(
>>32240180Yeah, females go from not writing anything or writing 3-5 words in their bios to writing fucking paragraphs in their 30s and up. It's funny to see that post-wall hags think they can make any demands at all and their bitterness always comes through in the bios.
>>32240222The era of seeing children in America is over.
>>32240211I'm working with one eye, my options are limited. I'm not sure. I legit probably wouldn't be up for just a fling like that anyways to be honest.
>>32240227nta but can i call you Evil Femanon
>>32240224This, too, is women’s fault, naturally.
>>32240222Is the weather nice? Lots of kids out here. Sure you'll get more - lot more hours left today :)Btw, a fun tip next time to attract people is to open the garage and have a fun decorated halloween set going on. Maybe light up a bonfire too, grill some food, have the halloween stuff out on a table, invite some friendsLove Halloween
>>32240227You have one eye?
>>32240221I can be happy on my own but she knows I love Halloween and I’m sad she didn’t throw me a bone
>>32240229Not very nice imo.>>32240234Yes.
>>32240230Western women are heavily losing the fight to Asian women so much that I've seen "interviews" of a panel of Filipina women being asked what makes them better than Western women and holy shit do they not only spit facts but they straight up called wesern women "cheap, dumb, racist, and entitled prostitutes". Which had me rolling on the floor laughing.
>>32240236its a rick and morty reference :3
>>32240227Oh you're cute waitress woman. Idk I feel I'd auto be attracted to you. Feel like it's a lot less important than you'd think. Legit wouldn't stop me at all.>>32240229>evil femanonthat's actually kinda funny, but I get it if you don't like it
>>32240227do you have an implant or glass eye? Do you have special eye colours and how often do you clean them?
>>32240227Amaterasu!
>>32240181I'm sure I have told you this before, but they're too many issues to list.
>>32240236just cover the missing eye with hair
>>32240238The fact you actually have to fight Asian women to go to an expensive place on a date is great. It was cheap for me (around 10 bucks) but to her it was crazy expensive that she told me I was being irresponsible with my money and that we'd go to a cheaper place next time. When we did go to a cheaper place she demanded that she pay as well. They are so quality its insane.
>>32240166>How do I find a short girlfriend?With a magnifying glass.
>>32240197I'm sure other posters will end up posting costume pics, don't worry.>>32240198Only on weekends doesn't count as "regular sex" for me.
>>32240238Post a link
>>32240132>>32240227How much was you showing off?
>>32240238>>32240252>cheap, dumb, racist, and entitled prostitutesthese are literally filipino women to a T
>>32240246No I don’t think I’ve heard them
>>32240257Found the racist roastie that will never be married and has no idea what she is talking about.
>>32240254Even if it isn't as much as you actually want, it's still a regular pattern you have
>>32240262im a white man, passport bros are just cringe because they cant be honest and have to be racist to cope with it
>she calls Halloween her "favorite holiday"Redflag
>>32240227>I legit probably wouldn't be up for just a fling like that anyways to be honest.based
>>32240254Would rather see you in yours though, get a nice look at that ass of yours
>>32240267>foid handsThe fact you are so racist points you out as a white woman.
>>32240230As a man, I'll give you that it's men who are causing more of the lack of baby making
>>32240268American women are walking talking red flags
>>32240272do these look like foid hands to you retard
>>32240260I didn't list them, I don't actually want to.
>>32240273m, agree
>>32240273>foid hands>>32240275>the foid is a trannyLMFAO
>>32240278oh you're just a retardoh well
>>32240255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMFu379kvmw
Should I dedicate myself to the gym or boxing? I want to do Boxing but it would be more expensive than going to the gym at any time I like.
>>32240268Uncanny I had this exact conversation while going out with a girl to a haunted house yesterday and she was just nonstop basedjacking over halloween and how it's her favorite holiday and she has 4 or 5 different costumes and she's been dressing up all week. I think I heard her tell me, "Halloween is my favorite holiday" like 4 times that night, which was the most grating part. Then I asked her what she thought about Christmas and she said she didn't like it and that Christmas is the holiday with the highest suicide rate. I was undecided if it's a red flag but I thought it was notable.
>>32240280>instant racist liberal seetheI'm not the one who is simping to get a women who has been fucked 300 times before she "settled" for you and who will divorce rape you later in life.
>>32240239OH, RIGHT. I don't really watch the show.>>32240241Thanks, I guess.>>32240243I have a few glass eyes but I just prefer to wear an eyepatch.>>32240244Who?>>32240249And then I can't move my head at all or I freak people out. :) Which I guess would be pretty fitting for Halloween...>>32240256Ok, guilty.
Why do foids sexualize EVERYTHING men do?
>>32240288didnt ask for your schizo slop
>>32240278No just a man who knows plenty of men who won't commit and forcing women to be forever girlfriendsAnd I'm 29 and it's honestly hard to imagine me being ready to be a father in 2-3 years
>>32240257So you'd rather marry a lying prostitute than an honest one huh? And the other guy is an idiot...?
How do i socialize with groups of people i dont know? Im surrounded by unapproachable groups and busy looking individuals. I literally cant talk to anyone without feeling like im intruding.
>>32240288Did you get that comment out of chatgpt?The buzzwords galore, man.
>>32240291"Eye" don't get what you're getting so worked up about?
>>32240296>manyou misspelled tranny wrong.>who knows plenty of men who won't commit and forcing women to be forever girlfriendsBecause unlike you they are smart and know they'll get divorce raped if they get married.>And I'm 29 and it's honestly hard to imagine me being ready to be a father in 2-3 yearsJust don't reproduce the IQ of the population will only increase.
>>32240291>Ok, guilty.I'm sorry I'm stupidWhat does that mean?
>>32240301DAMMIT, CARLOS!
>>32240300>has no comeback so he has to complain about "buzzwords".Pathetic, but I'll take your resignation of defeat.
>>32240303I probably did choose that costume with the intention of showing off a bit.
>>32240276Can you tell me just one
>>32240309So how much did it show?
>>32240007UltraBased~
>>32240307Most simps have no arguments other than emotion because they have low testosterone and they think if they just "simp really hard" some how a woman will date him just like in the movies! Its desperation and low self-esteem that makes the majority of the population hate them for how low they are willing to go to have sex.
>>32240291I'd prefer the eye patchI had a teacher when I was in elementary school with a glass eye and it still grosses me out
>>32240010I'm transgrossed-out. I'm not afraid of them. I'll beat your ass in the bathroom with my MK bag.
>>32240296>forever girlfriendsis this some western thing where guy settles for a girl to make a family but she becomes fat so he dumps her?as far as I've seen guy doesn't stay with a girl for more than 4 years if he ain't planning to marry or have a family with her
>>32240312It's pretty screen accurate.
>>32240321HotLove tummy
>>32240212>6 minutes:/She comes 20 minutes early? Wtf? She wants to meet people at a comedy show? Uh, at what time do you get to even talk to people at a comedy show? Not the ones I've been to.She sits in the front? Jesus wtf?Lot of this feels like lack of experience. Sure, she's lonely, but her issues at the comedy show weren't exactly related. Why didn't she go with a girl-friend? You can still meet guys with another girl (a wing-girl)
>>32240317I know, right? How it doesn't really move as smoothly as the real one? Kinda creepy.
>>32240235Did u msg her yet? What did she say?
>>32240307That was my first comment in the entire chain, you dingleberry.
>>32240326Sounded like she didn't exactly have many friends
>>32240286>highest suicide rateprob cuz it reminds people about their lonelinessHalloween is the Fun w/ friends holiday. Thanksgiving is the food w/ family holiday. Christmas is the family+friends+gift holidy. Valentines is the fun w/ spouse holiday
>>32240330Yea She isn’t answering, I’m gonna go eat some soup
>>32240310Why do you want to know?Not being able to communicate properly would be one.
>>32240335*SO, not spouse
>>32240291You should cosplay Columbo.I could cosplay as your dog.
>>32240222RIPbe careful what you wish for desu, when I came home from the pub we had so many I could barely put on my costume lol they just kept coming, but the lil kids were adorable :3 but eventually I just had to put out the candy bowls with a sign like help yourselves cause I couldn't be bothered to get up every 2 minutes>>32240035Yeah I gave out loads and ate the rest lel>>32239973Very lmfao >>32239601NAG but have you seen the Jeff Mills version?
>>32240291Man, you gotta get different types of eyes to wear. Make it part of your style. Have one with different colours, pretty ones. Would be so fun
>>32240299Talk about wtv brought you guys together, then segue into more interesting topics
>>32240347They're not very comfortable though.Also, I just gave candy to some kids and they asked me if I was a pirate. :)
>>32239079Bubblegum Crisis!>>32239029Adorable :3>>32238972Bird brain I'm just going to say it: your husband is a horrible and exploitative person
>>32240334Kinda dumb if she's lamenting bout not have a bf but she doesn't have the skills to maintain friends. Like, focus on the basic stepping stone before you hop along, ya know?
>>32240291 Implants allow custom painted eye shields however the eye shields get a lot of gunk and dry so you have to lubricate it with drops constantly. So really it doesn't offer great benefits compared to the other option.
>>32240336:(Don't worry bout it, really. What would you have wanted to do anyway? Trick or treat?
>>32240338I like to know so I can try and avoid future issues Was that the worst one she had?
>>32240292Because you can be boiled down to a sex toy and a pillow.
>>32240356Gotta get a green (stuffed) parrot, maybe a voice recording of a BRAWWK, or Polly want a Candy?
>>32240359Again a lot of that was her saying she just wanted to meet people She also mentioned meeting s guy but she was lamenting that she was very alone
so when are the femanons posting their costumes
>>32240361Just walk around and look at houses and costumes would’ve been nice. I don’t know
>>32240371I'm on candy duty, no time for that.
>>32240371Costume posting goes in the /soc/ thread usually.
>>32240372:/ do you wanna just walk around yourself, and talk with us here? Post pics of fun stuff? Guess could also discord but its no difference
I have a sneaking suspicion she’s out with my ex friend who she also hates but for some reason keeps talking to
>>32240378whatcha dressed as?
Women of adv, would you date me?>30M>white>145lbs dyel lanklet>can bench press 1/3 of my weight>6ft>not bald>don’t drink or smoke>weed once in blue moon>not in debt but poorfag>slightly racist>longest relationships 9y>bodycount 1
>>32240371Mine is not sexy at all it's like wearing a giant pillow and is a children's toy. And I don't want to post it because I made it myself and I've never seen somebody else do it.
>>32240291Can you dress up and show us >>32240371 <3
>>32240349Nothing brings us together its a uni cafeteria
>>32240384No not really I just want to lay down
>>32240389>Younger than me>Too skinny>Babe I'm pretty sure I can bench 1/3 my weight and I don't even lift what is that >Doesn't share my vices so will make me feel bad when I smoke or drink>racist>Inexperienced in comparisonNah. Sorry.
>>32240393Too bad it wasn't the uni that brought you together cause now you cant talk about that
>>32240266Is it selfish to ask for more sex if it goes against the initial agreement for how this'd go?
>>32240386I'm really half assing it this year, just wearing a sloth onesie.
>>32240371I'm not costuming. I'm rotting.
>>32240332And you surrendered already?
Any woman here wearing a buttplug or vibrator as part of their costume?
>>32240401Nobody but grad students or seniors talk about their major.
>>32240405You could be rotting in a costume though.Where are you rotting?
>>32240389I’d date you if you were younger
>>32240410If that's the only thing that you associate with uni, that's a boring way to spend thousands of dollars
>>32240400nta, so it's better for a guy to not mention their inexperience then right?
>>32239554Russian blue>>32239320M, yeah if it pays>>32239138Yes desu I had a very busy day of errands and I am tired ):
>>32240415Well what else? All the clubs are literal LITERAL gay shit. All i overhear are people talking about people i dont know. Maybe i need a roomie
What should I jerk off to tonight before as my last session before NNN?
Femanons, halloween costume sex?
I definitely did try to be normal, but I still ended up here alone like other losers my age. It now feels like I never had a chance. Being on 4chan early on, I thought I wouldn't end up like this, because I read lots of older anons warning me what to do and what not to do, but all the effort was still in vain. I am that old anon now.
>>32240421Too late, it's already the 1st.
>>32240412America, east coast.Keeping hope when I shouldn't have any.
>>32238309I just tried to do a range like one menacing one scaredy cat and one dorky etc.>>32238331Get more fgtJk smoking bad>>32238543M, idk do The Misfits from Jem count
>>32240426Not here dumbass
>>32240400TA, I lift weights occasionally at home and can’t get weight despite eating. Could eat McSlop and not gain fat. Probably must eat more calories. Thanks for the reply hun.
>>32238857Do I really tho
>>32240425How old are you
>>32240417I personally have a "don't ask don't tell" policy when it comes to sexual pasts. So I'd be okay with that, but a lot of people are going to ask and you shouldn't lie.
>>32240362>I like to know so I can try and avoid future issuesWhat do you mean with this?What future and past issues where there?
>>32240431Hm. I may not want to date you but I do feel strongly compelled to feed you. You like chicken pot pie? I can hide so much butter in there.
>>32240425Me tooI've got nothing in my lifeEverything I tried failed :/
>>32240440I even began making meals in butter instead of virgin olive oil. Yes, please!
>>32240439NoneI’ve never dated anyone so I like to learn from other peoples experiences
Gender, is a guy a slut if he's sending dick pics to women? Would that make most guys sluts? Would that make slut haters hypocrites?
>>32240414Thanks! ._.
>>32240428hehehehe I like that picture
>>32240447Would it be weird if I watch you eat it? It makes me feel good about my cooking lol.
>>32240452MI'd rather think of you as a creep or pest, maybe even harasser if you do it a ton unsolicited.
>>32240428RotterDAMN.
>>32240458I’m in Northern Europe lmao, have no IG, Snap, KiK, TT or other shenanigans. What do you propose?
Women, how offended are you by the sexualization of other women?
>tfw played Katy Towell spooky videos at Hallowe'en sesh, but I used to play these as bedtime stories so ended up snoozing on sofa >tfw woke up to blanket and witch's hat on me with Hallowe'en sweetsGIRLS YOU ARE ANNOYING WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS also I'm going back to sleep bye x
>>32240470Louisville girls got no ass, we know this. Go Big Blue!
Girls why do you like Halloween when it's a day when hell opens up?
>>3224045230M, would make him a pest whore, not a slut. Never sent one, although nobody ever asked either.
>>32240476Ghost Cock™
>>32240476Have you ever played pretend with a couple of 9 year old girls? We love that kind of shit. Make the walls bleed.
>>32240472Also guys I have no social energy left... how do I stand my ground and bail tomorrow so I can finally have some peace at the house... extrovert girls are ANNOYING ME
Femanons, is it a bit pervy if I have this as my wallpaper?
Shoutout to the best women
Would you date the saddest girl in the world
>>32240505Yeah I'm also a very sad guy desu
>>32240505If I'm dating her she won't be the saddest girl anymore.
>>32240505Whats got u down? :(
>>32240505No
>>32240505why is she so sad tho?is she at least a productive member of society?
>>32240472*covering qt in halloween sweets so the chocolates are melted*
I'm gonna be working with my milf colleague again tomorrow... I'll act like my usual cool, charming and aloof self, but secretly I am dying of unrequited love... why is life so cruel
>>32240517That is a waste of chocolate! ):Lol imagine having chocco cologne though... it would probably only attract foxes not humans...OK I need to go back to sleep bye bye
>>32240526Noo, you have to stay up until 3am and conjure demons with me >:]
>>32240476>hell opens upWhere?
>>32240532That sounds fun but then I will be conjuring headaches at work tomorrow cuz I have to be up at 6amWhat demons are you conjuring tho
Men, why are you like this?
>>32240538Idk in the last local election I voted for a female police officer bc she was hot I am a simple man
>>32240538I'm not
>>32240540>>32240540I just want to say this post was a meme and I actually agreed with her policies more than the othersShe gave me a sticker though that did help in her favour
>>32240533Your cavernous vagina
>>32240533Satanists and evil people celebrate the reminder of the evil spirits that used to roam the earth. Whilst you enjoy Halloween people are watching gore videos and putting razor blades in apples.
>>32240509Not having friends or a boyfriend>>32240511Yea I go to work and go be sad there
>>32240538>more men vote than womenwomen really just say any old bullshit don't they?
>>32240559>Women have voted at higher rates than men in every presidential election since 1980, with the gap between women and men growing slightly larger with each successive election.
>>32240563Which is why men are fleeing the west in droves.
>>32240537Summoning Asmodeus :3𐬀𐬉𐬴𐬨𐬀𐬛𐬀𐬉𐬎𐬎𐬀
MSome quiet girl at work I don't even know gave me her number. I don't really know why. Im not really a pleasant person, i do a little small talk but i dont enjoy social interaction. What's the best course of action, throw it away and pretend nothing happened? How do I make this less awkward, this has never happened to me before.
>>32240563>cites voter registration not voter turn outkek
>>32240563>women vote more than men>complain about men saying that women are ruining society>10 million men missing from the workforce>1/3 of American men don't even live in America anymoreYou think its a joke when we say women are destroying society?
>>32240572
>>32240557:| how old are you? Halloween is not worth being sad over.. find love for Christmas
>>32240581Well it explains why so many men are leaving.
>>32240575This narrative is never going to take off
>>32240581>it took women 20 years to start running the country into the groundproof they are the most destructive force on the planet, I can't think of any other war or natural disaster that has ruined the country so quickly than women voting.
>>32240594I wouldn't call facts a narrative, America has a manpower problem because its men are leaving, I guess you guys are just going to have to use illegal immigrants.
>>32240595How about you stop being a pussy and do something about it?
>>3224058225If I haven't found it by now I won't find anything by Christmas
>>32240599What is the population of the US and is it increasing yearly or decreasing?
>>32240557/atoga/ is your friends
>>32240600Why would I want to save a nation that hates me? I'd rather just watch it decay and laugh.
>>32240604Thanks guys I love you
>>32240599OK Ivan.
>>32240602Its currently decreasing which is why you are seeing huge drops in IQ.>>32240608>OK Ivan
>>32240607<3 <3 <3 wishing u much love over the holidays
>>32240608He's right America has a huge manpower problem, all branches of the military are complaining about it, the economists and companies are complaining about it. This just tells me that your uninformed.
>>32240555>>32240549I'm gonna put razorbladed apples in your mangina.
>>32240605Idk if you keep complaining about it and doing nothing about it, you're just pathetically bitching about it
>>32240608Military preparedness is at the lowest its been in the USA and even if they drafted they said they would have to drop the standards to get the among of men that they need, which means giving a lot of mentally ill people guns and forcing them to fight. That doesn't sound like a great idea at all.
>>32240538Girl, there are more of us than them.If we don't turn out to these polls I will be furious.
Lol and now my mom is making fun of me for being home tonight because all my siblings got invited somewhere
>>32240505Would cock make you better?
>>32240620>stating facts is pathetically bitching about itLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL, I'm okay with watching you burn.
Asking anyone, any hint or insult is fine.I'm currently seeing this girl, she's kind of an autist, we've been going out a few times and she might be a virgin, at 28yo. Thing is, she behaves a bit childish like an anime character (she's into anime so yeah, that fits) and she says she only had one long distance relationship, only seeing her partner once every 2-3 months, and mostly did nothing sexual. Fingering her made her bleed, and she seemed kinda surprised and all, so that's the hints i got about her being at zero sex.Thing is, she seems way more attached to me than i am to her, it's not that i dislike her but i doubt we can build a matching relationship. Still, she is used to basically being treated like trash, so treating her like normal makes her feel like she's a princess, and she would most likely give me sex the next time, if i arrange when and where.Thing is, should i? I feel like i'm taking advantage of someone with a distorted view of romantic relationships. I don't want to ruin her innocence for some casual sex.Maybe i should talk to her and see if she's fine with whatever happens? Idk she's basically the girl all the chuds on here with to meet, i feel like i'm stomping their suffering if i treat this poorly.
>>32240620>Imagine caring about a country.How about you shut up and work so you can pay for my lifestyle and the illegal immigrants you love so much?
>>32240626>>32240632This is why women are ruining the countryBecause you're just letting them and wallowing in self pity
>>32240563America gets worse every year. Men lose hope and stop giving a fuck about fake democracy performatism that does nothing.
>>32240619manginas aren't deep enough to put apples there sorry.
atoga will be better when men realise women don't respond to politics posts
>>32240642I said men
>>32240642They don't respond to non political posts either. I'm just gonna throw it away
>>32240633>work to improve the countryNah, I'd rather see this whole country crash and burn.
>>32240633Yes, that's the point that's the plan.
What the actual fuck lol
>>32240642Well the women should be talking to us then instead of always needing to be asked stuff
got yourself a gun
>>32240642>Working for a country that hates youThe bare minimum I'm going to do is make enough money to leave or to retire early and live in the middle of no where and let it all rot.
>>32240642>It's the men's fault for ruining society!That's women's fault.
>>32240657Fat and balding?
>>32240630Yeah. Don't persue her out of pitty. But also, give her good memories so she has better standards. Some of the retards on here are really mean, so it's not far from the tree that they are capable of running into her too. You can stay sex friends with her and still push her to date.
I miss him so much he was all I had and now he's gone. What is the point of any of this
>>32240661in my soul
>>32240664he was mid and you can replace him easily
>>32240661I'm losing weight but I can't wait to be bald, no more shampoo, no more dandruff, women ignoring me. It sounds like a discount vacation!
>>32240664what's stopping you from just saying hi to him?
>>32240664There isn't. It doesn't matter how you feel, or how anyone feels. Either care or don't, it doesn't matter either way
imagine getting invited to a halloween party and having fun and not wasting your youth away posting on this site
>>32240668I'm worse than mid so I don't careI can't replace him at all I don't even know how I got him in the first place
>>32240664Find another guy. If you could do it before, you can find another guy again
>>32240674Youth? What youth?
>>32240664You have a 1 in 135 chance to find a guy that looks exactly like him. Travel and find one.
>>32240674Youth post here? This site is for 18+.
>>32240674What are you talking about, this is fun. I think the most depressed people are the people who complain that they don't get invited out and don't have friends. I"m lucky by the sheer fact that being alone and not having friends has never negatively impacted my emotions.
>>32240671I'm scared>>32240676I don't think I canEven he barely liked me>>32240687I travel and nothing happens. No one likes me
>>32240642They also don't reply to lotr posts
>>32240703Incorrect.
>>32240700time goes faster if you don't have any unique experiences last october on atoga feels like a week ago to me. Time is going to kill you more than your own emotions.
>>32240674I did that on Saturday>>32240630Yeesh. Yeah definitely talk to her. I can see how she'd be overly attached because of the inexperience but she also might want to just "get it over with" at this point and you'd be doing her a favor. Only one way to know.
>>32240700scared of what?what do you think it could go wrong?
Femanons, could you date a 70 year old man?
>>32239806>>32239819COWBOYS EVEN GETTING FUCKED IN THEIR SLEEPRAM RANCHIT ROCKSCOWBOYS LOVE BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS!
>>32240700>he barely even liked meLol, then he aint worth shit. He's living rent free in your head for zero reason. You can definitely get a better guy
>>32240700>I travel and nothing happensAre your eyes open? Do you try to strike casual chit chat with guys you like? No? You have to be likeable.
Both geners. How soon is too soon to move in together?I met someone 4 months ago and we are absolutely head over heels with each other. She wants to slowly move things over here and be in around Christmas. I am ecstatic but also never imagined even back in June that life would be going this way and couldn't be happier at the moment. Is this a "you just know " thing?
>>32240724thats pretty recent, better make sure you can trust her, but if it feels right, why not?
>>32240718There isn't enough money in the world jeez>>32240724Probably too soon. It's been too soon every time I've done it. Less than a year is just asking for trouble.
>>32240724I had a female roommate once in a small apartment that didn't really have separate rooms, just a room divider. We would sometimes have designated masturbation times that we would both masturbate, me on the fold out sofa and she on her bed. It was strangely intimate but it became a pretty normal thing after a while.
I'm spending time around a girl who's whole personality is >tfwnbf and now that I'm on the outside looking in I can actually see how it's a fucking ick
>>32240731Are you a guy? Why didn't you two just have sex?
>>32240734We weren't into each other like that.
>>32240718>dateNah, I could do nonsexual kink on them maybe.
>>32240724don't move in before marriage
>>32240738But you were okay with masturbating together?Why?I'm more confused
Men, do you care about taking a woman's firsts sexually? Would being your gf's first unprotected dick even mean anything to you if so?
>>32240743Lived together in limited space, sometimes you have to make arrangements like that.
>>32240731>>32240734nta but I also had a female roommate and we'd just grope each other while watching anime. Never even kissed but she liked sleeping in my bed from time to time. Sometimes we'd watch that weird as fuck britbong show "Naked Attractions" in bed together before going to sleep, she'd rate the dudes and I'd rate the women
>>32240706I've been going out and pushing myself but nothing is really sticking. Except him. He stuck >>32240714He could end up just hating me>>32240721I literally can't. Everyone I talk to, and try to be even friends with, they never like me, even if they say they do >>32240722Yea yea. I guess I'm not likable
>>32240744I want to be the only man she ever kissed, cuddled, made out with, fucked, the whole nine yardsI know that's unlikely especially at 29 but one can dream
>>32240744>first unprotected dickAt that point you're splitting hairs.
>>32240744Of course it would matter. The problem is, society pressures men to not care, and many women are the main tools of that societal pressure.
>>32240744Women's firsts sexually usually involve grooming or rape by a relative, teacher, or male authority figure at a young age
>>32240744not really, its nice but not important to me
>>32240744Yes and yes.
>>32240752Unfortunately that's not possible at our age, I think. Most people have given love a shot by then.>>32240753That's what I figured. So it's not even worth bringing up, right?
>>32240755I don't count those as firsts anyways.
>>32240724A lot of my f friends like doing this for some damn reason. Am a guy, so I don't really get it. But yeah, seems lots of girls would be date to move in together fast. In 20s too, so not like they're "desperate"
>>32240764>it's not even worth bringing up, right?I might be kinda hot but it doesn't have the gravitas of taking someone's virginity.
>>32240725>>32240728I trust her and have been more open with her than I was with my ex-fiance when we were 4 months in. I know that I've never felt the want tor need to say I want or need space away from her and would love to be able to go to sleep and wake up next to her on a daily basis instead of on the weekends only.
>>32240774That's fair.
>>32240756>>32240757Would your gf not having many firsts to give eventually bug you?
>>32240780no? i prefer being the favourite over the first because im not insecure
>>32240674Imagine having all of the Halloween candy you could want for less than 20 bucks, relaxing and playing video games or watching goofy halloween movies and boogeying to the Munster Mash, with all of the hershey's and kit kats you could need for a month's time, all in the comfort of your own home.A Waste, you say? I think not.
>>32240783That's very mature of you.
State genderWhat are your plans for the night, anons?
>>32240788Read from a book.Go outside for a walk.Procrastinate on 4chan.
>>32240788Hung out with the neighbors on their patio and ate Halloween candy, now I'm home watching the television
>>32240788F. Finish and go to bed.
>>32240787i waited to share my virginity with a woman i loved, and it sucked. obsessing over virginity is just low tier male cope, like i feel special if i do take a virginity because the woman trusts me that much, not because i demand it
>>32240750I don't think opening your mouth would make someone hate you unless they disliked you beforehand. If you have good intentions the guy would be happy to know his ex loves him since it would give him pride and glory and feed his ego. Personally I don't reopen old friendships since I'd rather have the good memories than some young adult yell at me and sour everything. That might be your case too.
>>32240788Doomscrolling and gooning
>>32240796This, the virginity stuff is mostly the product of troubled, angry men who want to control women
I went out with a girl and I've thought about it and I think she's just too immature and I should move on despite how hot she is
>>32240750you prob have self esteem issues and don't have a real good perspective to judge accurately if ur likable or not
>>32240788M. Watch The Sopranos.
>>32240802precisely, its a function of patriarchy that demands women simultaneously be sexual beings but only for The Man tm and never be sexual beings elsewhere
>>32240802I want my first time to be her first timeWhat's wrong with that?
>>32240788MGoing to a friend's house to watch House of the Dragon. I have a halloween party tomorrow
>>32240802this
>>32240769probably for rent reasons
>>32240818If only I could do this as a man. I've had women going through a divorce literally date me just so they would have access to a place to stay after they got kicked out of their boyfriend's or spouse's home, and it was a better option for them than living out of a suitcase.
>>32240798>some young adult yell at me and sour everythingWhat do you mean?>>32240806I'm plenty likable but I am not. lovable if that makes sense. I am too plain or too intense or too boring
>>32240818Nta but yeah that seems common.
Why do men like Marvel Comics movies, when they have a simplistic level of complexity and depth meant for literal children?
>>32240818def this, but prob for relationship reasons too
>>32240769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADncN9HIa4
>>32240820>>32240823Economys rough man Wish I had a boyfriend I could live with. Roommates are fucking torture
>>32240788MVampire Survivors, Castlevania DLC>>32240809Nice, that’s what I’ve been doing most nights.
>>32240827Just fuck em, then i'll be the same thing
>>32240788Watching Bill Paxton have three wives.
Did you ever rape a wizard?
>>32240835No thanks
>>32240840Skyrim mods are wild...
>>32240841I will grab you by your genitals
Loved me..
>>32240822Lots of guys are boring too and want boring. Again, pretty sure your perspective on this is wrong. Also, just don't be boring? Im naturally boring too but I make do
Honestly I kinda look forward to Halloween only because it's the only time I get to see my neighbor's hot eternally single daughterStill haven't managed to carry a conversation with her yet
>>32240845I remember when I provoked the two little kids in Dragonsreach into killing the court wizard and then whenever I went back they were constantly trying to murder each other in a loop
>>32240827>Wish I had a boyfriend I could live withWhy would it be better?Is it because of dick?
>>32240812You'll realize it's dumb after the sex.
>>32240846Why>>32240855Yea and he likes me maybe in an ideal scenario
How do I leverage the power of my gonads by pulling on them and then using them to slingshot my naked body all the way to Ohio?
>>32240857What about in the ways that women always complain about their bf?
>>32240857>WhyBecause roughly and aggressively handling your genitals would be fun, especially if it makes you scared and uncomfortable
>>32240848I don't know what to do anymore I was born to be alone nothing I do is right
>>32240858>OhioEw why
>>32240850She's just sixteen years oldLeave her alone
>>32240859The only thing I can think of is him being messy I'll beat it out of him if that's the case
>>32240788play vidya and think about >her
>>32240793finish what?
>>32240863>born to be aloneLol, same, but fuck that. Born to be skinny too, but I'd rather work out to carry women. Putting in the effort means striving towards more. Stop putting yourself down and moping. Again, the guy you're sad over is almost def worthless. Find more people, find more interests to not make you boring
>>32240788mlast day of work, gonna keep watching sopranos after the hockey game is doneno idea after that, maybe i'll buy some beer
Am I supposed to know who that is?
>>32240872Myself off.
>>32240878Please don't kill yourself :(
>>32240788Posting on atoga.
>>32240878what stuff do you look at? Or do you just imagine stuff?
>>32240879lol dumbass
How do you deal with trick or treaters when they wake you out of the bed?
>>32240882I look at your pee pee through the webcam of your computer. I imagine myself laughing at and humiliating it because it's so small.
>>32240879No promises.>>32240882Read stuff, mostly.
>>32240879Please do .
>>32240878all night on that? does it really take that long? nothing else?
>>32240882she reads smut about raping little boys and then talks about how much she wants a soni dont see an issue
I THINK EVERYTHING IS PRE-DETERMINED. SUPERDETERMINISM. IM IN A STORY. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
>>32240887what kind of genre? what you reading rn?
>>32240890>does it really take that long?Unfortunately.
>>32240885Live where there are no children
>>32240891God I wish she was my mom and that she sexually groomed me to start incestuously fucking her every night the moment I reached puberty
>>32240892It's not that it's predetermined, it's just that God knows what happens as soon as he creates you because he exists outside of time. It's like the entire story of your life is written simultaneously.
>>32240896thats nice dude
>>32240894>all night schlickingthat's so hot
>>32240788Going to see if my neighbour's dog barks for multiple hours in a row, record it, and send it to city council and his landlord.
>>32240894why don't you use some toys to make it faster?
>>32240898God is a dickhead, fuck that guy
>>32240893Some old stuff someone wrote for me years ago. It's just short stories about a couple I can self insert into.
>>32240892It is, it’s too complex for our pea brains to understand/comprehend because everything around is is a nonlinear process that we are incapable of linearizing
>>32240898yeah but i'm god
>>32240907Are you the Jason girl? I read some of that stuff, lol
Women, are you barefoot right now? I need to know so I can imagine your bare toes and tug my willy to the thought.
>>32240900It really isn't.>>32240903What the fuck do you think I'm doing? Just sitting on my bed and praying for an orgasm? Of course I'm trying to speed it up with everything I have.
>>32240892Yeah but it's character driven so we influence it.>But who we are is predetermined Yes. Partially by our own goals and ideals. So we have agency.Completely predictable agency of course, but still agency.
>>32240912Yeh, but I actually wasn't reading those particular stories. That'd be a good Halloween schlick, though. Might revisit them.
>>32240914I wish I could help you get off by putting my tongue in your pussy while I finger your clit
>>32240914Why don't you invite your lady friend over?
>>32240919For masturbation? You're retarded.
>>32240873He isn't worthless he was everything I don't know how much more work I can put. I feel like a perpetual failure
>>32240921Mutual Masturbation is a thing. Why don't you finger each other or lick each other's pussies?
>>32240914>it isn't hotguarantee any straight man would be turned on by this. Horny girls are a sexy gift
>>32240919>lady friendYou’re over 35 old manGet off fourchin
>>32240918Wow, such a thoughtful post, anon. The fuck am I supposed to say to that?>>32240919She's been at a different party every night all this week, including tonight. I'm saving my social energy for the one we're going to this weekend, though.
Have you ever sodomized yourself or pleasured your vagina with the water jets from a hot tub or swimming pool?
>>32240926She's a lady and a friend of JHIs that not an apt description?
>>32240923He barely liked you. I'd say that's close to worthless. Don't put him on such a high pedestal for doing so little. Gotta love and respect yourself more
>>32240929Of course. Who hasn't?
>>32240930What if you meet a guy?Are you still gonna go home and get schlicked off?
>>32240824Because guys like superheroes. Not everything guys like has to be complex. Your question has a connotation that implies that men aren't allowed to appreciate what they like. Imagine being a little nazi thinking guys have to like whatever you like. Piss off mate, no one likes being told what to like.
>>32240505I already have, didn't work out.
I went as a chronic masturbator for Halloween. So my costume wouldn't be "inappropriate" I wore a speedo with a belt that had a giant papier mache penis attached to it over my irl penis. I went to a nightclub and demonstrated my chronic masturbation habits by stroking my papier mache fake pecker.What about you?
>>32240941pretty good anon, not bad
>>32240937Meant for you >>32240927
>>32240273Absolutely not
>>32240941Playing dress up as an adult is cringe as fuck
state genderwhich of the 7 deadly sins do you feel the closest to?
>>32240943I doubt I'll meet a guy there, but if I did that'd be great. I'm not pausing my thing with my ex until I'm confirmed dating the guy after a few hangouts to get to know him and see if we're compatible in that situation, though.
>>32240941>I was a pervert for Halloween>Wore a SpeedoMy man.
>>32240950Pride or lust, depends on my cycle.
>>32240933He said he loved me
>>32240950P R I D E
>>32240950M, Lust
>>32240947NTA, but
>>32240951would you do a threesome with a bf and your fwb ex, where neither of them will hate it?
>>32240950FSloth or envy
Should I go out tonight? It's Halloween but I'm pretty beat, gonna be alone, and will probably go out tomorrow
>>32240964No. She tried to get me into a threesome back when we were dating and it wasn't going to work then, either. That's too complicated for it to not end up awful, I'm sure.
>>32240865She's like twice that and is older than me
>>32240962The same I could ask OP
no meme answers: is it creepy if a guy goes to a theater and sees a play by himself?
>>32240958Well >>32240700 says otherwise. And love means little. A bad father can love his wife and children and still be a POS dad. A master can love his slave. You deserve more, don't settle for someone who won't put the effort that you deserve
>>32240972No.
I ate so many pastries my stomach hurts
MenHow bad it is if a girl used to be a stripper?
>>32240951>I'm not pausing my thing with my ex until I'm confirmed dating the guy after a few hangouts to get to know him and see if we're compatible in that situation, though.Oof
>>32240977provided she's clean, and doesnt have weirdo stalkers, i have no issue with it, could be hot
>>32240950This >>32240957 but as a male, im always horny
>>32240950MPride
>>32240977Wouldn't date her.
>>32240977Only guys play with that are soft beta males and goonersSo yeah pretty bad
>>32240977SHE'SMY CHERRY PIE
>>32240978Once we go on a "date", that's when it'd go exclusive. Just meeting someone I like isn't something for me to cancel all my plans, I think. Is that wrong?
>>32240976I literally have ate nothing today. Feel so proud of myself
>>32240977Could go both ways. If she's nice, fun, and we vibe well, it's a nothing issue. If she isn't gonna use her skills in the bedroom for me, that'd be worse
>>32240977If she's attractive enough to be a stripper, she's probably out of my league.
>>32240987It just doesn't feel rightI would not like it if a girl I was talking to was having sex
>>32240977MI don't even care if she's currently one
>>32240972A play? Like with live people? No, not really. What were you thinking of seeing?
>>32240972Meming: No.Not meming: Also no.Super meming: There's something you're not telling us.
>>32240929Have you not?>>32240950FI let lust and sloth get the better of me most often.>>32240972Nah
>>32240992Define "talking to". I think it's fair that I'd keep myself open to other things until it was obvious we were into each other and were going to date.
State gender. How much candy did you eat tonight?
>>32240973He did the best he could. I really think he was the best I can ever get. I think I had my sights set too high and I need to know that I'm not the kind of person who will ever have a Soulmate who will turn the world upside down for her
Women, in men's dirty blond hair, do you prefer more blond or more brown leaning color.
>>32241001FNone. I didn't get invited anywhere or offered any
>>32240950F lust I guess.
>>32240992>>32240978You're acting a bit like a cunt rn.
>>32241001MI had 2 tootsie rolls. They had a bowl out at the grocery store
>>32240989The only skill it gave me is pole dancing
>>32241001F I ate far too many jelly beans. I have a tummy hurt.
>>32240967Wtf, you could've had a guy fucking your ass with the girl's pussy in your face, or his cock could've been down your throat while she fingers your wet cunt and punishes your naughty clit with her tongue. Could've been in horny heaven (or hell)
>>32240995>What were you thinking of seeing?A black comedy. Don't want to say the title because then you could look up where it's playing and find out where I live.
>>32241016Anon, no one's going to be able to do that just from a title.
>>32241010Then strap me to a chair and use me as a pole
>>32240972Going to a theatre, by yourself? What are you waiting for? Who gives a shit what people think is creepy? Just go and have a good time. It doesn't matter what people define as creepy. The word could mean practically anything these days. Just smiling for long periods of time could be denoted as creepy. Don't stress it, just go.
>>32241020Lewd
>>32241010Wait, you're actually a stripper? That's kinda hot.
>>32241001FNone actually.When you have to buy your own the prices are kind of offensive.
>>32240950MGluttony honestly. Not just due to food, but clothes, games, all sorts of shit. I always feel like I need more of anything good.
>>32240977No one's asking the real questions: How much did you make a night? How much on tips? How much from singles? Fun stories?
>>32241024Why wouldn't she be after asking about it? lol
>>32241019I literally just now Googled it and the top result is the name of the theater in my city where it's being performed.
>>32240972Not creepy, just sad. There is literally no reason to live without other people. So going out to eat, to the theatre, doing any social activity alone is just performatism
>>32241033Google results are localized.
>>32241033Ok, fiiinnnneee...No, it's not weird. Go have fun.
>>32241033Oh no! Your CITY?!As the other anon said, it's probably just giving you a local result
>>32241033No shit Sherlock Google knows where you live. Why do you think some of your YouTube ads are local?
>>32241046>>32241039really sounds like you guys think i'm a creep>>32241047i use an adblocker fukc off
>>32241034Evil post.
Alright, since it 10pm, my muscles hurt, and I'm still tired from making fun of the Yankees last night, I'll hold off on going out until tomorrow. But I'm definitely getting pan de muerto and tequila mañana
Holy shittt lolMen would you date a girl whose mom calls her a loser
>>32241049No, but I've posted my city here a few times. Why not? Is any fag here gonna hunt me down? In a city of even just 30,000? lol ok
>>32241034Nta but isn't it the opposite of performatism? When I go to a restaurant alone it's because I wanted tacos and had no other choice but to go alone.
>>32241001F I ate an entire two layer box of chocolates during the evening. That may have been too much.
>>32241055Lol what did you do?
>>32241055i would date anything with a vagina and a pulse at this point.
State gender and the city you live in.
>>32241061Even the nasty ones?
What does it mean if the inside of my penis is itchy?
>>32241066MaleBoston(I don't live in Boston but I will in the future.)
>>32241059Can you not just make tacos at home? It's not very hard.
>>32241051I think it only struck your nerve
>>32241066FSego, UT
>>32241062Didn't get invited out for halloween>>32241065okay
>>32241067... yes. :(
>>32241066MKent
>>32241068Use one of those straw cleaners as a sounding rod to scratch it
Building off other anons questionMen how big of a red flag is it if you're with your new girlfriend talking to her mom and her mom keeps jokingly calling her daughter crazy?
>>32241066medmonton
>>32241082Pretty big.
>>32241066F Adelaide
>>32241072It costs a lot more to make tacos at home even though I technically get way more tacos that way. If I only want 3 I should just go somewhere and buy the tacos.
>>32241066M Niagara Falls
>>32241087Do you have a sexy accent
>>32241066MGay, GAI don't give a fuck anymore, selfdox
>>32241095You're gay
>>32241093You're the one with the accent. :)
>>32241029$200-$400 a night, tips and singles included>Fun stories?Christian Bale was a usual guest in one of the clubs I worked in. In other we had a senator sometimes, not giving his name because I don't want to die
>>32241055Yes. Fuck parents who treat their kids like shit. I get it. Most guys are more partial to girls who get put down or put themselves down or wtv.
>>32241095>mfw that's a real city, population 116
>>32241086Knew it Damn it mom
Why should women be allowed to exist?
>>32241101How many of you were hooking on the side?
>>32241101Ever meet anyone famous?
>>32241088That's retarded. You buy from the grocery store because the restaurants scam you for convenience sake, forcing you to pay the value of 20 tacos for just three of 'em with a drink. it's highway robbery, just buy some ground beef, shells, and cheese, and maybe some sour cream. It's really that simple, and you could also buy burrito shells and refried bean mix, where you could mix it altogether, the cheese, beans, and meat together, to make a goop that tastes delicious in burritos.That's called a bachelor fajitas. And one potful feeds a whole darn family, you could have three to five burritos or more if you rationed, and eat like a king.Only retards eat out. You get more out of your money avoiding taco bell, dell taco, Chipotle and the like. All that shit is terrible for digestion anyway.
>>32241101>Christian Bale was a usual guest in one of the clubs I worked inDid you ever give him a dance?
>>32241111Some were but not most of us. You wouldn't believe how many strippers are married>>32241112Other than these 2? I don't think so>>32241116Yes
>>32241088>It costs a lot more to make tacos at homeIt does not. I could see like not wanting to make pho at home but tacos?
>>32241113>You get more out of your money avoiding taco bell, dell taco, Chipotle and the like.You're the retard if you ever get tacos from those places
>>32241117What was the usual demographic breakdown of the girls you worked with?
>>32241117What was he like? He seems like an ok guy in interviews.
>>32241072Nta, always good to support local businesses. Where im at, there's a good mexican population, and they have amazing tacos. Also, even though it does cost cheaper by weight, you're buying convenience, not food
>>32241117Was it fun for both of you? Did he know about baneposting and dubs?
>>32241074mormon? Thoughts on polygamy?>>32241077jesus...
MenYou get a girlfriend, but it costs $200 anytime you want to see her. Do you do it?
>>32241082Oh, that, is sorta a big flag loool. Most parents love their kids, but they know how good/bad they are. The responsible ones have slight guilt /worry when their child is dating a good person
>>32241130>you get a hookerNo thanks
>>32241074ohhhh its the melinated woman
>>32241091Is that as much of a tourist trap as I think it is?
>>32241130I can already do that. In fact, I could probably do it for less than $200. I don't, so probably not.
>>32241123He seems ok to me but you don't really get to know men you dance for. He always gave nice tips though>>32241125I never baneposted>>32241122>demographicYou mean age or race?
>>32241101>men, would you date a women who made bank cause she was hotYES???>balehuh, i wouldn't thought of him as a lady's man, and wouldn't need a strip club.
>>32241101You have Jesus a lapdance?
>>32241140Why don't you?
>>32240913Not unless you pay me
>>32241130not her, but it's tips. Not forced pay
>>32241141Are you still a stripper?How did you get into it?
>>32241137It's more. But there are a few genuinely nice places.
Anons why does it feel like nobody likes me? Is this the truth or a cognitive distortion?
>>32241141That's a shame. It would have been hilarious if you dropped "you're a big guy," in the middle of a lapdance
Women, can you please tell me something nice?
How hard is it for men to stop in the middle of sex?
>>32241141>You mean age or race?I was thinking race, but both I suppose.
>>32241152I like you
>>32241113>ground beef>shellsTell me you're white trash without telling me you're white trash. Your opinion is no longer needed here.
>>32241105Yeah although it feels like maybe 25 people tops lol.
>>32240951God I wish I could be that guy so badly. :(
>>32241157I am glad you are here spending time with me
>>32241144Because it would feel like giving up.
>>32241119Listen if I'm making carnitas pico and guac at home plus everything else for tacos that's more than $13
>>32240950Sloth. Though I think maybe I have an extremely mild form of POTS that doctors would never officially diagnose me. I've had mini seizures in the frozen section of the grocery store.
>>32241178Plain Old Telephone System
>>32241149>Are you still a stripper?no>How did you get into it?I dropped out of college and didn't want to come back to my shithole town. My parents thought I work at call center>>32241164Pretty equal proportions of whites, blacks and latinas, considerably less asians>>32241153Wouldn't he just laugh at me?
>>32241133So you would automatically assume that the mom is telling the truth despite not knowing her even as well as the new girlfriend?
>>32241162It's varies in annoyance when you have to stop a hot girl from keeping your dick wet, but it's not necessarily hard. If someone unexpectedly knocks on the door, it's more of a OH FUCK heart attack moment
>>32241175:)
>>32241176Giving up on what
God I wish I was a millenial so bad. Why was i born in 2005
>>32241188It's not better
>>32241188Millennials are the worst generation thought. millennial
Fuck this, i'm going back to yotsuba b
>>32241182>Wouldn't he just laugh at me?Because it would be funny. You would make him laugh, which would make you more money. Fukken amateur
>>32241188No, you don't bud.You'd hate it.
>>32241187Having a normal relationship rather than resorting to prostitution.
>>32241188At least youUm.Hmm.
God I wish I was a lost generation. Why was I born in 1905 :(
>>32241195If he wanted to laugh he would go watch some stand-up
>>32241195Laughter is a boner killer
>>32241117What's your limit?
>>32241183For most people, the general advice would be to yeah, listen to the parents, lol. Not even just parents - if their friends say shit like your gf is bad for X reasons, that def isn't a good sign. Same as if a guy tells you he's a red flag for a certain reason, believe him.For me though, I recognize that most people aren't exactly trustworthy. What they say is usually a "guideline". To get the "truth", you need multiple sources of evidence. So the mother is a big sign, but then again, maybe the mother is an asshole. So i'm gonna laugh it off, maybe ask some innocuous but actually detail seeking questions. I'll observe my gf in general, her friends' opinions of her and her friends' personalities too (it's telling who people surround themselves with). It takes a long time to truly understand a person. I'll take the time to discover it in a leisurely way, in the sense that I'm not gonna stop having fun with her by going all Sherlock Holmes. Treat her as amazing and as normal as I want to treat her, but don't be blind. That might be a lot to ask for other people though, so I'm not gonna tell em to do that usually.
Licker
>>32241182>less asiansAsian bros need to step up against this
>>32241209Russian blue?
>>32241208That's interesting to me because from my own experience the parents never seem to know what the fuck they're talking about. The friends do.
>>32241205Limit of what?
God i wish i was born. I wish i existed. You guys are so lucky you get to be real :(
Whos a supervillian that gropes random women cause thats me tonight?
How am I supposed to cope with the fact that I am isolated in my own mind? I will never be perfectly aligned with another person; my love for them will never be equal to their love for me, our goals will never be aligned, we will never truly understand one another. No one can know me and I can know no one else. I can't cope with it. It's lonely. It's prison. It's hell.
>>32241220Learn an instrument, make what you just wrote rhyme, and publish it on SoundCloud or whatever
>>32241212Yes his name is mark
>>32241227Cute
>>32241209>>32241227he looks like a carpet
>>32241215What are you not willing to do with the club?
>>32241220If you're lucky you meet a special person and everything feels like your brains are connected
How many of you were soundcloud rappers
>>32241231I did meet that special person, but he doesn't want what I want. Now I have to be alone again.
>>32241230>areWere, I told you I'm not a stripper anymoreAnything that is more than dancing
>>32241227Belleh rub
>>32241229He's silly
>>32241236Oh me too girl :( I hope one day he finds me again, or that I can experience that feeling again
>>32241213Realistically + objectively, both perspectives are highly biased. Like my older sister for example, most of her friend and coworkers would like her, most strangers would like her, my parents love her for highly separate reasons, and us siblings understand that much of her nature is that she's actually an huuuuge asshole. I fucking love her 100%, don't get me wrong, we just understand that everyone has flaws, but we're all trying to live without them hurting our lives as best we can. She was a POS in the past, and still exhibits some of it now, but she's working on it. Friends are biased. People tend to act more fun and cool and nicer to their friends that they choose to want to have. Nobody chooses to be born, nor who and where they're born into. Kids tend to automatically love their parents and aren't smart enough to see these flaws. This may then contrast to when they grow up and understand how human and flawed the adults around them truly are. It's not hard to see how varied different people may be to their different parents. Same with siblings.People act different around different environments. A parent environment is diff from a friend environment is diff from a work environment. Nobody holds the full truth, so maybe yes, they're talking out of their ass. But "their truth" has merit, and its up to you to combine all the evidence together to get a fuller picture
Men, are women good?Women, are men good?
>>32241245Nyo
>>32241245Both women and men are just people, all of which have the capacity to be good or bad.
Women, would you lick >himlike a cat giving another cat it loves a shower?
>>32241250>men>capacity to be goodCan't get more naive
>>32241251Yea and bite him a little
>>32241245Fat_Fucking_Tits_Sucked.jpg
>>32241256>your_mom.png
>>32241245>Men, are women good?I honestly don't know that many. I don't think they tend to like me much.
>>32241220You need to smoke either more or less weed depending on what caused this
>>32241245fsometimes
>>32241245mGood women deserved to be cuddled and hugged and fucked, kept safe and cherished forever.Good men deserves the loyalty and support of a good friend
Girls, is it evil to hook up with an 18 year old if I'm 28?
>>32241227>Mark's backHell yeah.
>>32241255it'll get him hard though
>>32241227Oh hi Mark>>32241243I feel like you have a good relationship with your parents and aren't really able to get where I'm coming from here so I'm just going to drop it.
>>32241237How would you react if your daughter was a stripper?
>>32241259IMG_0239.png
>>32241275LOL, I do not. Since I'm typing and not saying it out loud, knowing it'll die on the internet, I hate my father. Mother wasn't great either, but at least she did what she could
>>32241245MHonestly I don't know. How could I know. Am I supposed to know?
Are all the /atoga/ normies still out there at Halloween parties and having Halloween sex?
>>32241276Kill myself
I wish I could be the kind of guy JH could love
Guize where do I get weed OK thanks
>>32241281Adult halloween parties often don't happen ON halloween. Yes, some do, but realize that most do not. Adults have work the day after and lives, which means most parties will happen on the weekends around halloweenIm boring now so im not part of it anymore (in the future yes)
>>32241281No they had their parties on Saturday. They're doing nothing tonight because they have jobs.
>>32241268Do what ya want
>>32241281I don't. But my ex is very likely fucking some drunk skank right now, that would be typical for him
>>32241296Fuck a drunk hot himbo, turn the tables around.
>>32241285Grim.
I wish I currently had access to a drunk hot himbo
>>32241285>people are still talking about the JH memeGive it up already
>>32241245People in general are good if they care about you and a net negative on your life if they are neutral or hate you
>>32241304Go to a bar or college bar. Lots of handsome dudes who'll want to fuck. My average looking friend had a couple of guys hitting on her at the same time at one point.
>>32241298Men are terrible in bed when drunk
>>32241304Im here but i have no rizz
>>32241311Would if I could friend. My ID is expired, and I'm staying with my terminally ill grandfather and shouldn't leave.
>>32241304Not hot, working on the drunk.
>>32241312Yeah maybe I won't cum, but depending on how much I've drunken, it'll still be hard and I can at least still give head
>>32241288From a dispensary. Or that guy in the parking lot at autozone.
Women, my phone over heated today because i left it recording in 4k for too long lol
>>32241300>>32241307Shut up.
>>32241315Damn, thinking about sex while a family member is dying? Bad relationship with him? lol
When was the last time you took a shit?
>>32241325>nobody gives a fuckDepends on the place dumbass. If they scan em then an expired one is no good, they won't sell you anything. Also go fuck yourself
>>32241328No. :)
>>32241331I took 2 shits today ran out of tp and grossed out every girl in my class i will never reproduce
No women posted their costumes :(
>>32241329Wym? Pleasure seeking feels like a pretty normal response to emotional distress?
>>32241333JH is a special person and I won't stand for shitty anons talking shit about her
HAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEE HERRRRRQQAAAAUUUU WHOOOO HAAAA HEEERREREEEWWWWWW HU hu ho amha how ha hi hu he he ha hem hooooiou
>>32241331FAbout 3 hours ago and it was a very big shit
>>32241337le halloween is le ruined!!!
>>32241332The only thing that gets scanned in the barcode is the birthday. Also yeah I went too far . Sorry you're going through that.
Women do you eat enough fiber?
>>32241347Then why won't cumbies sell me cigarettes. It has to be a valid ID or the system won't accept it.
>femanon wore a slutty outfit today and had sloppy drunk sex with abusechadlewd
>>32241352Idk I've used my old provisional under 21 licence and it works idk
>>32241338... ... o_0No?? I wouldn't feel like fucking if my sister or best friend was dying. Do you think you use sex to deal with loss or hopelessness?
>>32241337I didn’t get invited to get dressed up
>>32241344This is the WORST halloween, EVER! My favorite holiday is ruined!
>>32241352Nta but cumbies is probably set up so that the register won't work if they don't scan it. Plenty of bars just look the ID over and won't care.
>>32241344Billions must trick :(
How do I win him back
Nothing like a COORS LIGHT and a KLONDIKE BAR
>>32241359You're invited itt to dress up and post /soc/ pics of your costume
>>32241355Like I said, depends on the place. The good college bars are going to have newer systems not just a guy at the door who looks at it. >>32241356He's not literally dying tomorrow I've been living here for a couple months now taking care of him. I don't think it's insane to remember your own personal needs? What am I supposed to do just stop needing to socialize or make money because I'm here?
>>32241368It’ll just make me sad
Women would you keep me company while i play indie horror games?
i want to ask femanon something but then i immediately hallucinate breasts and get distracted and shitpost instead
>>32241362>Plenty of barsYes. Plenty. Not the two I am thinking of and would want to go to.
>>32241372Where did you find this facsimile of me
>>32241370Bet you look pretty in it :) Don't let it go to waste
>>32241337It's too recognizable and about as sexy as the stay puft marshmallow man you're not missing anything>>32241348Probably not
>>32241377my condolences :(
>>32241369Well you started off with sex as a response to emotional stress, and now you've moved it to remembering personal needs. My response is to the former? I never said anything about the latter
>>32241378I do look pretty in it but I’m punishing myself today
>>32241394Why? What happened?
>>32241392I'm counting sex in with "socialization". You're the one making it weird and connecting the sex to the dying. I'm just trying to do some normal shit because nothing is normal and you're being a judgy bitch.
I honestly didn't even know it was Halloween until I opened 4chan just now
Single femanons how open to kissing are you?It would be nice if we could kiss while being friends.Cause I am not good at finding a gf but I still like to kiss.
Women, will your company replace you with ai eventually?
>>32241400Big nope from meIf you are just my friend and I don't want to touch your penis your saliva is like acid. Nasty.
Does cutting feel good? Sometimes I want to try
>>32241245>Men, are women good?No. Definitely not.
>>32241413No. It feels hot and bad.People do it for "emotional release" I used to cut the bottoms of my feet because I felt like I deserved to suffer it's bad brain stuff don't go there
>>32241227>white man handAppreciated
>>32241396Again, the response is to the former, where you mention you're having sex as a reponse emotional stress. I never asked about this. Only you mentioned this. Again, I also never talked about personal needs or socialization. Did I ever criticize this?>You're the one making it weird and connecting the sex to the dyingI asked about it, and your response immediately validates it. It's your next response that then rejects it. Do you not see the issue in how you responded? Why didn't you reject my question? Now you're getting angry for no reason because you think I believe anything? Holy shit, you have issues, wtff. Like, take your meds
I like the idea of women more than women
>>32241268You're not going to like her in 3 months.
>>32241423same, it's usually why cartoon/anime women are a lot better to me. I wish I could remove the idea of wanting a gf from my head but when I see a really cute women I get that same urge
>>32241395I’m stupid and a loser
>>32241422>you have issuesYou're autistic or trolling.
>>32241423I get that the idea of men is way more appealing than men
>>32241435Amazing response that justifies nothing you've said and refutes nothing I've said. Why even type anything when it makes you look worse?
shame heteros can't roleplay without it devolving back into real life hetero expectations or fucked up freudian kinkshit
What's it like to know you'll die soon?
Do women get mad a men saying "bitch"? Is it like saying nigger
why am i afraid of intimacy?
>>32241447I beg for release from this mortal coil
>>32241447FGlad but sad that I never had a boyfriend
>>32241452I'm just going to pretend everything is fine about this question because this is a teaching moment. Depends.>Towards me affectionately and in jest?Cool>Towards me during an argument?Get fucked and get out of my house>About some Karen who is definitely being a bitchPlease do >About my mom when she is definitely being a bitchOnly after I do it
>>32241447I will never die>>32241456Let's go out
>>32241465Someone in traffic whose sex we don't actually know?
>>32241452m, I know a handful of girls who've told me before that they dislike "bitch". Other girls don't care. It varies
>>32241465OK ohay makes sense
>>32241454lack of confidence, self hatred, could be a couple of things, only you can figure that out, not us
I had a dream last night but I forgot what it was about now
>>32241470Won’t you be sad when I die and you have to live forever without me
>>32241490I'll always cherish every moment we spent together. Your memory will never die either.
the world literally ends in 5 days
Do normal women actually care if i still pirate all my media?
>>32241417Would a bf punish-fucking you be a good substitute for cutting?
>>32241498If trump gets elected should I call my ex
>>32241499I starved myself for a year and now I can't stop eating food even though I'm getting uncomfortably jiggly in the tummy. I literally fall asleep if I'm not actively pursuing food I'm so messed upkeep things moderate anon
>>32241366If he's worth it and it was your fault, fix your problems and have a conversation. If it was just a bad situation, remain friends and maybe build it up so your future has a better foundation. If he's not worth it or it was his fault, don't try
>>32241498Femdom society nowFemale presidentYou bitches better be fucking voting like your future depends on it.Men if you're voting for kamala, I love you so much.
>>32241413It does until the day after, and then you feel worse, and stupider, and more pathetic than before. So you cut again, and it feels a little better, like you can sleep again, and then you wake up feeling like weak cowardly scum, so you cut again, and repeat...and you never really lose the urge to do it. I'm 10yrs clean and still get the reflexive urge to cut when I have hard or hurtful emotions. It's awful. Don't start. God, I want to cut so fucking bad.
>>32241499If you feel full, no. If you aren't, maybe. A parent might say 5 cookies is bad but if I said it, I'd be a hypocrite *shrug
women on a scale of 1 to 10, how scared are you of the average man?
>>32241520Bear
>>32241465>I'm just going to pretend everything is fine about this question because this is a teaching moment.Stop typing in a condescending tone dumb bitch
>>32241520Bear betterLet nature take them away
>>32241477100%Go for itIn the same vein I'd rather you call someone a cunt than a retard if they deserve to be ridiculed lol
>>32241452they probably do get mad but it shouldn't matter, it's like faggot, it's only now bad to say but it's usually fine
>>32241524>>32241529this does not answer my question lol
>>32241504Nah. That opens an entirely different can of self loathing worms.
>>32241524>>32241529I seriously don't get the bear vs man thing. Why would you want to see bear who could easily kill you over the average guy, who's usually just going to be a hiker and mind his own buisness
>>32241423Real women are a lot more enjoyable than what you imagine. Kinda of like how a real good movie is much better than a synopsis, or you trying to make up a story in your head
>>32241498If trump get elected I'll celebrate by making out with a hot milf
Is this true?
>>32241515you won't be able to afford food with four more years of democrats
>>32241543really good movies are hard to find nowadays
>>32241434No>https://i.pinimg.com/474x/1f/7e/ca/1f7eca1680a8e6225193f02ce56730a0.jpgI think you're great
>>32239448>I want to ask vanilla straight man some questions.Well, I'm not exactly vanilla, but I can extrapolate to when I was.>>Are you physically capable of sexually interacting with attractive pre-op transwomen?If she looks and acts like a woman, yeah. Earlier in my life I was a bit bothered. Then I realized that there were women that I went on dates or whatever and never got close to taking their panties off. So if they'd had a tummybanana instead of a front bottom, my experience wouldn't have changed.But it depends on the level of interaction.I've had a couple opportunities but at the time I didn't understand how anything I could do would sexually satisfy someone if I didn't interact with their genitals. And a one sided relationship is toxic.And I have zero interest in male genetalia.If I had to do it over again, I still wouldn't but mostly because one was too fragile to be involved with anyone and the other was a less compatible match than most women. In both cases, I was mostly extremely horny and they were sexy and cute. Hardly enough for the investment.>>Have you ever masturbated to porn featuring attractive pre-op transwomen because they were attractive enough?Possibly briefly. Likely yes. But I would've clicked off nearly immediately. It's that porn is immediately all about the genitals and then, nope, I'm out. I don't even like PIV genital shots but the trans porn I've seen basically made a spectacle of the dick. "Look! She's got a dick!!!"Male genitals is one of the five things that I have never fapped to.But I have seen several trans women that were sexy enough to fap to. The only one that I can really think of wasn't porn. It was a cute, coltish, nerdy af girl I met at a concert. I fapped to her before and after checking her Instagram and learning she was trans. Again, the contents of Schrodinger's Panties don't really matter if I am never opening them. She was cute, cool af, and activated my almonds.
>>32241512How do I know if he’s worth it
>>32241547Nothing on twitter is true
>>32241538After the rough fucking, he cuddles you hard, and whispers sweet nothings into your head about how important you are to him and how you make everything better and that he'll never leave you and will love you forever
>>32241520Alone at night in a parking garage with an average man....There are too many factors to consider to put a plain number on it.How close is he to me?Is he walking towards or away from me?Is he significantly older than me but not elderly?Does he look strong?Did he look at me?Am I in good shoes?Am I sober?What's he wearing?Is it 10 pm or 2 am?Big city or small?I could think of more
>>32241559Christ, is there a book about this that all boys are given or something? My bf is exactly this
>>32241547Real men will go down on her. Makes it more realistic if there's blood all over his face when he eats her out
>>32241559Cringe
>>32241547who are you asking, men or women?as a guy the only thing that annoys me about period sex is1. she always get super horny just before her period starts which seems like its going to be the best sex but it's just period sex2. I never catch on to this when it's happening, I'm just surprised.3. dude my sheets jfc4. she's embarrassed afterwards. I'm not grossed out, I'm upset we aren't getting that calm post-sex pass out feeling where I get my best sleep5. gotta be more alert now I feel like animal attacks are more likely
>>32241553Lot of thought. Maybe a rubber duck or friend to talk or soundboard off of. Idk, you tell me, why is he worth it? Then, why is he not worth it?
Femanons, I just want someone to love me romantically for who I am.
>>32241547I'm honestly surprised by the amount of men who are completely unphased by it.One guy seemed like he was TRYING to make a mess.
>>32241564So, it's gonna be a 50/50, where guys who've been around girls and know how to make em happy, then there's people without experience. It's also genetics, basically how "nice" he is vs how selfish he is.
want me a girl with peperoni nips
>>32241574It's just blood. The laundry is the worst part.
>>32241576I need a girl with dinner plates.
>>32241574It just makes it fun. Did he have towels on hand? Meant he was prepared, lol
>>32241541>this man cannot fathom things worse than death
>>32241574men have x-ray vision they see blood and bone and guts even when they have their eyes closed they'll never tell you how incredibly unphased they are about all of biology because it only makes women nervous
>>32241571We get along very well and are very similarBut he has some habits and qualities that I considered dealbreakers before I met him. But now I’m not so sure if I should care so much
>>32241577>>32241581we had to clean the walls
>>32241572Do you fit medium shirt femanon's list?
>>32241590I've been there. All I can think is "it happens". same feel I get I'm burying a cat or something.
>>32241586I appreciate you using a joke to call me stupid because maybe not everyone else will understand what I just did wrong. You're funny.
>>32241590*applause*
>>32241591that is why i call her a predator
>>32241594>same feel I get I'm burying a cat or something.Men bewilder me this should be off-putting but it's weirdly endearing what the fuck is heterosexuality
>>32241600explain
>>32241591women are insane. that's the most ridiculous list of things I've ever heard
>>32241588>i considered dealbreakerslist emGetting along well isn't as bare minimum as being nice, but imo it aint something to write home about. Still needed obviously lol, but it's expected. Very mid reason for "worth it". "Similar" is on the same level. For me personally, I don't care much about this, but I get if some people do value it. So, mid
>>32241591I'm not liberal I'm socialist and I am not poly, also I don't preger to clean, I am a mess.
>>32241606must i?
>>32241590Makes for a good bonding activity, right? Beyond sex
>>32241591Ohionon is with her now right? And they're long distance? So basically he's okay with her fucking other dudes on the side rn?Also, what's she got against Apple. A very weird checkbox imo, and if I had to choose, I'd choose android
>>32241611Pleeeeeease
Men, post your checklist ala >>32241591
i went trick or treating and it was maybe the best night i ever had thank you guys for telling me to go for it
>>32241624White, wants kids, is willing to accommodate my AuDHD
>>32241629>Glad you had funPost your loot and costume, right now.
>>32241629Who did you go with?
>>32241583>this woman thinks the average man is more of a threat than the average bearunironically stop watching true crime documentary's you retard,
>>32241188Why?
>>32241623okay finethe amount of conditions are extremely pointed, its to attract men who feel like they arent fully enough so it creates a weighted imbalance as a fundamental precept of the relationship, and her whole thing with polyamory is also very strange because its a very out there thing that most people dont adhere to
>>32241624loyalty, respect, likes me physically, loves peace and quiet, likes her body
I was once a relatively mild but strong and intelligent western ruffian. Now, I'm one of the less intelligent but more interesting and absolutely the toughest in my PhD program. Did I downgrade? I feel like I did.
>>32241634i gave all my candy to the two ten year old boys who hung out with me all night after eating so much i felt sick>>32241637i went alone but was adopted by children
>>32241647>>32241647>>32241647new scary thread
>>32241643Do you feel perhaps the goal isn't in meeting them all, but by how you fail the ones you don't meet?
>>32241624Honeslty? White or middle eastern, virgin, cooks and cleans, fat tits and ok ass is fine, isn't a whiny bitch, doesn't use sex as a means to control relationship, likes to make out and cuddle, fun to talk to, not a feminist (at least not the modern version of it). That's it really, is this so unrealistic?
>>32241624NoShe should be executed
>>32241656thats exactly what i said, yes, it is searching for a particularly vulnerable type of manthat said i dont think its malicious
>>32241572>I just want someone to love me romantically for who I am.This could be a worthy goal, depending on exactly what you mean by this.
>>32241673What I mean is I don't want to have to pretend to be something I am not.
>>32241624Healthy, sexually eager and adventurous, weird, crazy, responsible, and preferably intelligent with an easy laugh.
>>32241680Fair enough.
>>32241624>no real ordertakes care of herself like hygiene, health, and style she puts effort into; closer to selfless than selfish; is fun and a little adventurous; not a foodlet; likes fun sex; likes physical affection (especially receiving); isn't lazy in a red-flaggy way; is willing to share her interests and hobbies and indulge in mine; not racist/sexist/prejudiced in a red-flaggy way; puts effort and cares about her relationships with others; and is generally nice (or mostly not mean)oh, most importantly, she has to genuinely like me for me, and if there's something she has an issue with, she's gonna be vocal about it so we can fix problems together. So, we gotta work together well
>>32241651are you the 19 year old?
>>32241619>Ohionon is with her now right? And they're long distance? So basically he's okay with her fucking other dudes on the side rn?Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>>32241651Based and altruismpilled. That extra candy will last them an entire hour.
>>32241706yuck niggabut glad you're happy
>>32241706this >>32241710
>>32241710Not him
>>32241608I think because I have no comparison I am putting him on a pedestal. But I really do think he’s the best I’ll ever get. But then I’m not sure if that’s scarcity mindset. It scares me how much I flipflop
>>32241710>>32241718Actually him here.Do you think somebody like that just doesn't deserve love?
>>32241723It's 99% pedestal. I remember being hung up on a girl for a long time, then when I found another I realized I was just being dumb and inexperienced. She still is a great person, but I can move on. I guarantee you got a similar problem. He's not gonna be the best. You got more value than you think. But don't let that stop you from improving it.Gonna sleep now. Gn, wishing you well
>>32241732no obviously not, i just that someone like that is insanely broken and not my cup of tea
>>32241732Bro, who tf cares who we think? Fuck all our opinions, it's 4chan for fuck sake. If you like her, don't let anyone stop you. If we were in the 60s and she's a black girl, who gives a fuck you want to be a mixed couple. Like who you want to like, do what you want to do. Long as you aint hurting nobody, we can all fuck off
>>32241746shut up faggot you just said nothing at all go narcissistically jerk off somewhere else
>>32241738Did you ever move on and find someone better?
>>32241624>no tattoos>no piercings>no bodyhair>no heavy makeup>no dime a dozen internet wardrobe>no weird degenerate lifestyle (e.g. porn addiction / dildo collection / fandom shrine)>between 19-24 BMI>has shampoo haircare autism, several different perfumes and creams and things>regularly cuts and styles her hair (herself)>has a blog filled with cool shit like pic related, basically only uses the internet for hoarding cool shit>likes to keep busy with hobbies but also likes to chill, homebody/introvert>has a good laugh or sense of humor, not mean-spirited>ignores politics and trendy propaganda, being liberal/conservative is fine regardless>likes weird autistic girl food/drink like coconut water, green tea, charcuterie>independent thought, autonomous and not approval-seeking, but also appreciates compliments/acts of kindness>will wear a t-shirt/jeans to do simple things, no weird yoga slop sporty spandex outfits unless she is doing gymstuff>isn't weird about "who payed for what" or "who did thing last" or "who payed more", transactional neuroticism>no weird internet tribalism, e.g. hating someone forever because they like/dislike a certain/band/movie/celebrity>no weird hangups about chores/errands, prefers to just put every minor task into a schedule and handle it>not overtly sex-focused, but is self-aware she is attractive, healthy self esteem>communication style shifts between passive and assertive, no weird hostility/grudge/animosity/resentment in conflicts
>>32241742That's fair, I don't even think she'd necessarily disagree that she might be broken. I like making her smile though.>>32241746Not why I asked that question, but thanks.>If we were in the 60s and she's a black girl, who gives a fuck you want to be a mixed coupleWouldn't we get fucking lynched??>>32241749NTA but yeah. I was psychotically obsessed with my ex for a long time. I currently struggle to remember her name or face.
>>32241749Yeah, lost her too, but at least Im not hung up on anything
>>32241761What do you think helped you the most in moving on?>>32241762How’d you lose her?
>>32241752literally me
>>32241776You look like you have a gummy smile
>>32241614That's one way of looking at it lmao>>32241651This is adorable
>>32241775Realizing that it truly isn't hard to find someone new that likes you for who you are. I put her on a pedestal because I felt she was the only one who could ever get me. That's egotistical, narcissistic.
>>32241776what do you blog about
>>32241366Is this that sweet femanon I'm so fascinated by?
>>32241788Hi
>>32241783Why is it egotistical//narcissistic? How di you make meeting people with that connection easier?
>>32241817Hi. I think I missed you last night...
>>32241820Because it implies you're so special and unique that only one person can possibly 'get' you. I just think it's narcissistic.>How di you make meeting people with that connection easier?Take chances. Let yourself get close to people. Don't be afraid.
>>32241827I dont think I was here yesterday How was your halloween
>>32241831I am afraid because I keep taking chances and I get no where
>>32241854I worked, that's about all. It was a slow dayHow was yours?
>>32241862I didn’t do much just ran errands
>>32241885I'm glad it was such a comfy day. And I'm glad to see you now. Even if you're still pining for the other guy
>>32241892I don’t know what I’m doing anymore I just want it to stop I’m glad to see you too
>>32241939It's okay, I'm not admonishing. It comes from a place of sweetness and sensitivity, I think
>>32241947I’m just a nutcase
>>32241949It's okay. I like you even knowing you're quirky
>>32241953I don’ think this is quirky I feel batshit
>>32241968Not trying to demean you; I accept you, is all.
>>32241970Thank you sorry I’m bothering you
>>32241971You aren't. I like just talking to you anon
>>32241974<3
>>32241990Hey femanon... Do you use Kik? I really would like to not have to keep an eye out all night just in case I miss you, and I wouldn't mind trying to learn more about you.
