no more ugly OP edition, never do that shit againprevious >>32307122
gendersay a family member (cousin) comes upon newfound generational wealth (+$200M) and they will help every direct member of the family's family to turn the tide of your family's wealth and livelihood going forward from now. Do you reject it because you want to 'make it on your own'? (You're not being given millions but you will be greatly relieved from financial burdens. You'll still need a job to get what you want). Do you think you have family members who would deny the help
>>32309399Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
State genderTake test and post resultshttps://www.idrlabs.com/chud-normie-woke/test.php
>>32309409FI'm taking that fookin monaaayyy
>>32309409MI wouldn't take it. Call it stupid pride or whatever. I can afford a decent life. Especially if I still have to work, I don't even see the point. I don't want to live on anyone's dime and have them lord it over me or to feel like I will owe them forever. Better to live within my means
>>32309418MI guess I'm a chud
>>32309419again, you aren't being given* money. You'll actually never touch a single dollar, they'll just help pay for your bills and whatever. You will never touch an actual dime of the money, it just alleviates financial worries.
Post gender and your choice from this image
I hate women.
>>32309409Idk he can do whatev
>>32309418getting there
>>32309426MaleMagic EraserLet's do the whole thing over again, and I mean the whole thing, starting from my birth.
>>32309426MObvi the eraser
>>32309415NAGRetard, being fat is not a fucking problem in the slightest, it's so easy to fix it's laughable. JustWorkOutFucking retards like you shouldn't breed if you're dumb enough to think being fat is an issue for dating.
>>32309425Whatever brooo hell yea
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>>32309418
>>32309438Where?
State genderHow do you know when you've met a soul mate?
>>32309426FNothing
>>32309418FTake this chuds.
>>32309409fabsolutely take the money
Should I feel weird that my girlfriend watches F1 specifically because she has a crush on one of the drivers?Seems kinda emasculating. and I know some people are going to be like 'don't worry! its a celebrity crush, she'll never meet them!' but its the principle of the whole thing. and it is very obviously a sexual thing for her and she has no problem gushing about the them in front of me.I can understand it a little bit because I've had crushes on Korean pop idols myself but I'm sure if she knew that she'd explode (partly because she has a major insecurity thing towards Asian women for some reason) So I'd never gush about them in front of her because that would just be cruel.>>32309328that's an american dad episode, S12E06
>>32309445MWhen they're the first thing you think about in the morning, the last thing you think about at night, and you think about them all in between too.
>>32309418Fed post
>>32309445MSoul mates don't exist retardNeither does love, it's just confused physical attraction
>>32309426Flate bloomer
>>32309445giggling and laughing and feeling giddy when you touch
>>32309453spotted the mega chud
>>32309456It worked, I've already forgotten everything embarrassing you ever did.
>>32309450Unless you think she's likely to seek him out and fuck him, complaining about it will make you look insecure. If you want to get revenge woman style, make sure she sees you mirin some hot bitch on the computer and if she makes a fuss, say she does the same thing
>>32309459amazing, we are so back
>>32309426Mcar crash
>>32309418>>32309440Forgot, male
>>32309465We know.
STATE GENDERWho is your favorite Sonic character?
State gender How over is it for a 32 year old male who has only had one gf and only ever had sex with her?1 to 5 with 5 being "it's completely over, take the Smith & Wesson retirement plan"
Will little durk have a lot of friends and be popular in prison? Will people try to mess with him?
>>32309450nah thats some weird bullshit she is on, having a celeb crush is in itself pretty cringe as an adult but seeking them out specifically and gushing about them to your bf is toxicis she in some accumulated resentment against you arc? has she always done this or is it a recent thing?
>>32309409F, I'd take the help, and I really believe all my family members would too. Even the loud ones who complain about government handouts. >>32309445According to my fanfic research, it's when their name is magically written somewhere on your body.>>32309450Gushing is a bit impolite on her part. I'd say you should try evening things out by mentioning your kpop waifus. If she gets mad, remind her of her own behavior.
>>32309415Only if he looks like this
>>32309466Why, because I'm not retarded?
>>32309466being a chud requires you come to a logical conclusion on your ownfemale chuds don't exist because women do not and cannot think on their own
>>32309476kino outfit
>>32309471FA M Y R O S E I S H E R E
>>32309476I had a dream where I met him last night.
Men would you date a girl who keeps farting
>>32309471MVector>>323094720
>>32309471fpic rel
>>32309457mfw realizing my dog is actually my soul mate.
>>32309484Yes, we can fart together
>>32309483What happened?
>>32309484Even at weddings and funerals?
>>32309445Mwhen your wiener is hard even when she's not there
>>32309488Oh, neat, we have white women in this thread?
>>32309489Yay>>32309492I have actually done that. I get nervous so I toot
>>32309445FWhen his existence makes me hopeful for the future.
>>32309494No, cute asians and latinas only.
>>32309476if only. :^(
>>32309491I saw him at a local cafe and pulled into the parking lot, at that point there was a crowd of dozens of people there and I worked my way to the front and shook James Gandolfini and Tony Sirico's hands and after that I woke up.
>>32309499No breeding worthy women here than, I'm afraid
>>32309488so cute!! soulmates don’t have to be romantic partners
>>32309418FFuck>>32309426Magic eraser. I want to relive my early life again. I'd keep a journal so I'd be able to read back on important memories I missed out on documenting for myself.>>32309471Silver. I really like his design and he has a strong sense of justice. Cool character all round.>>32309478lel
>>32309505I don't want to be soul mates with a dog though I want a real woman (not a sexbot either)
Women if your body count doesn’t matter: why you keep lying about it? >inb4 because men are insecure!! why you don't date no insecure men that will accept you with open arms with your prostitute body count then?
>>32309509im sure you’ll find your romantic soulmate someday anon follow the giggles and the warm feeling
Is healthygamersgg a decent source of advice
>>32309510>prostitute body countI was willing to pretend you were asking in good faith before this
>>32309507>F>FuckAre we getting married?
>>32309511Gee I hope so. Being an adult virgin sucks, especially on no-porn. Will you have sex with me?Please.
>>32309507wow you are one of the good ones
>>32309426there's a sequel to this one for some reason
>>32309510Always better to keep your reputation clean. Even if it means lying.
>>32309518..you’ll have to find a femanon who’s single, anon
Women, how the fuck am I supposed to make up for the fact not only I'm a manlet but I'm autistic?
>>32309520Limited time offer is broken as fuck. Literally just sell a year and buy a decent home. You don't even lose time when you account for the time you won't spend working for that money
>>32309520fok now those all suck assi guess the postal service
>>32309418M
>>32309507Samebrain almost (>>32309423 >>32309433) , only Vector just barely edged out Silver for me. It just depends on the day.
>>32309510Not that I fundamentally disagree with you but your question makes no logical sense, anon. There is no necessary correlation between something not mattering and not having a motivation to lie about it. If I went to a job interview at a place I really wanted to work at and the boss said "I don't hire anyone that eats pickles, do you eat pickles?" I would lie about it. Whether or not I eat pickles is irrelevant to whether or not id make a good employee so it doesn't matter but I still lied about it to get the job.
>>32309518The Rizz Master...! I never thought I'd see it!
Will therapy help me get over my inability to socialize?or should I just go see if I have some sort of autism.
>>32309507There has to be something up with youThere is always a catch when a girl looks like "one of the good ones"
>>32309409mi take every coin thrown at me and cherish them forever. why the fuck wouldn't i
>>32309533NTA but the pickles thing is completely inconsequential and only matters to that one weirdo boss. Being sexually promiscuous is related to your health, your fidelity, your ability to resist temptation, etc. These things matter more than pickles
>>32309533>>32309521>it's ok when women lie :D
>>32309540No it isn't.
>>32309537It all depends on the people involved. Therapy can range from making it worse to helping a ton.
>>32309516Why you are so insecure about your body count? Who hurt you so much? Why you have a so fragile femininity?
>>32309540You're trying to be logical with a woman, stop that.
>>32309541You ask bitter questions you get bitter replies. As shrimple as.
>>32309544Well you've convinced me
>>32309537both will be answered by therapy
>>32309540You would never know if we dont tell you so it is in fact inconsequential.
>>32309509I'm sorry but this is unintentionally funny.>>32309517>>32309519Thanks anons :]>>32309520Choosing the special someone. It's all I've ever wanted :')Seriously though, dying at the same time as your partner is one of the best outcomes possible in a relationship.>>32309510Can't speak for body count, but I've lied about things before to preserve the good reputation others saw of myself. They must be doing the same too, but I'm merely speculating.>>32309511I've only experienced that once in my life at 11, but it was the best feeling looking back. I too hope I can feel that way about someone again.>>32309538I mean, I don't know what to say. What kind of a catch? I'm still quite young, so I suppose it's that I'm not independent yet.
>>32309552I also wouldn't know if you have terminal cancer or if you like to go out and night and beat up homeless people. Just because it's not written on your forehead doesn't make it not important
men how saggy are your ballswomen how saggy are your titsand how soft are they and how do they taste like and how can i get you to show me
Hi girlies. Let's move to Santa Fe and make babies!
>>32309540>These things matter more than picklesTo you they do. Other people feel differently. Either way, none of this has anything to do with my post. Something mattering to you, personally, has no inherent relation to whether or not someone has a motivation to lie about it. People have motivations to lie about things that don't matter all of the time therefore the question "If topic (a) doesn't matter then why do you lie about it?" doesn't make sense. The premise doesn't logically follow. The personal value judgments of pickle eating versus sexual promiscuity isn't at all relevant to anything I said. >>32309541>it's ok when women lie :DWhat a weird strawman
>>32309552that's like feeding pork to a Muslim and months later you tell him about it and you're like>you wouldn't have known so it doesn't matterfuck you whoreshit like this is why I hate women
>>32309555If it does not impact our relationship in any way then it is in fact inconsequential.
>>32309563It does impact it
>>32309563How you approach intimacy and how you place value on it actually matters a great deal in the context of a relationship.
>>32309556>women how saggy are your titsA little bit. Probably 3/10 sag.>how soft are they Too soft for my liking.>how do they taste likeLike - skin?>how can i get you to show meYou cant.
>>32309562Bamboozling muslims is based and funny. So is lying about your body count.
>>32309563It does fucking matter because you have to lie about it
>>32309554>Thanks anons :]YW>I'm still quite youngNTAIt's ogre... unless you like older men...
>>32309564It might statistically but if it does not impact my personal relationship in a negative way then it is inconsequential.
>>3230955411 damn !! how old are you ?
Both genders:WHY THE FUCK BANKS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MY PAST? WHY ARE THEY SO INSECURE AS TO NOT TRUST ON ME!?
>>32309562Yeah, I'm with him on this one man. You can't lie about that stuff. It's a lot more than just the count itself>Being sexually promiscuous is related to your health, your fidelity, your ability to resist temptation>>3230957718. Still haven't lived much yet.
>>32309571too bad I'm too autistic to find anything you say funny because it's not a fucking joke to meI actually hope you get raped, fuck you
Women, how do I tell my girlfriend I want to try out consentual non-consent
>>32309555>>32309563It might to help to separate things that's materially consequential versus morally consequential. If I were an African war-lord that killed and ate babies in my youth and I never told you, yes, that would be materially inconsequential in the sense that it wouldn't change our day to day interactions but morally it would be very consequential. Clearly, that would be something that violated your moral values and would fundamentally change how you view me as a person. A material consequence would be something like hiding the fact that I'm $100,000 in debt. That's like a material impact that would change how our relationship functioned on a day to day basis. Saying a detail about someone's past is "inconsequential" is a little dismissive.
>>32309565No it does not, it indicates an inability to have healthy connections and maybe not placing it high on the hierarchy of values but that is because promiscuity is a symptom of those things, not the cause. The cause is trauma and trauma can be overcome. If I am able to have intimacy and value it appropriately regardless of my body count then it becomes inconsequential.
Is it true that your metabolism begins to slow down in your early 30s? And if so, why am I 36 with a wife and child, yet I’ve been around the same weight since high school?
>>32309580ME TOO… another 18 yo femanon… hi… twirls hair and blushes
>>32309572Yes because I have no interest in chuds trying to ruin my life to get back at women for not giving them free pussy access.
>>32309579next up >sealed for your protection anon, repeating the same shut over and over is not a cute look
>>32309582Yeah I know, nothing is a joke to you because you are bitter and being alive is pure torture to you. You haven‘t had any fun that wasn‘t you laughing about others misfortune in decades.
>>32309580>>32309587At least one of you have sex with me. Please.
>>32309588I can smell the hair dye from this post
>>32309505I’ve never heard it in a non-romantic context…
>>32309584Sure but people can change.
>>32309594this’ll work one day
>>32309595Think whatever you want. I will continue to keep private things private if it benefits me.
>>32309597I think it’s cute to have your soul mate be your best friend o
I used to spend my spare time when I wasn't studying nuclear science, lifting, running, or playing rugby drinking whiskey, dancing, going on desert adventures, and moshing in backyard shows. I have since been ejected back to the East. It seems I was ultimately a false dancer. Kn'aw I mean?
>>32309556F. Super saggy. Liquid boobs suck. Right now they taste like sweat and sawdust because I was sanding wood.>>32309586In general, yes. It’s only a problem if you try to eat the same things you did when you were 16.
>>32309592Decades? I'm not old lmao
When she lies about her body count im supposed to accept her like she is and deal with my insecurities.But when i tell her im addicted to alcohol and i have tremors from a booze binge, she tells me im a loser and quits.Kinda cringe.
>>32309602Ok, but if my friend called me her soulmate, I’d think she was lezzing out on me lol
>>32309609Being twenty is two decades lil brainlet.
>>32309607>because I was sanding wood.What are you making?Also I like saggy boobs, don't feel bad about them.
>>32309582Get a fucking grip.
>>32309610Get some liquid IV and Gatorade, amateur.
Atoga im rich.
>>32309610You dont have to accept what you dont know. Unlike body count, being an alcoholic actually makes you a worse and miserable partner in day to day life.
>>32309610Haven't you heard? You're supposed to just put up with women being amoral psychopaths because it's the current year, or something.
>>32309611LOL yeah I can see why you think thatbut personally I believe platonic love & connection could be soulmatey (arrgh matey)
>>32309612I only just started being like this, retard, relatively speakingI haven't hit a decade of being like this
>>32309617People still play this shitty game?
>>32309618Yeah we all have learned how women are those delicate flowers that never do anything wrong and wouldnt ever hurt anybody>>32309619Fr
>>32309622Oh sorry that I was unable to guess your whole life story from a few anonymous posts on 4chan. How will I ever recover.
>>32309623Its currently having a slight resurgence in popularityBut im playing on private serverFemanons would you get an ick if you learned the 6'3 guy who benches 3 plates for reps plays a shitty game like that
>>32309624Not my problem your parents were unable to teach you how to have a balanced view on human nature.
>>32309619>>32309624Again, get a grip
>>32309610Congratulations, you has born again.
>>32309613I’m making a gate for my elevated deck so my kitty won’t be tempted to run down the stairs into the yard.>won’t he just jump over it?Not gonna happen. He’s 14 years old and never jumps further than the (horizontal) distance from my bed to my computer chair :3“Saggy” is a meme anyway, to me they’re just bouncy funbags that refuse to stay still.
>>32309627I dont even know wtf this is supposed to be and why would I give a shit about your benching.
>>32309409M Take the money for college.
>>32309633still got you to respond.
>>32309629>just accept that women are whores, chud>it's current year
>>32309636Noongar
>>32309628>a balanced view on human natureYou're the one telling people about how you will lie for personal benefit and feel nothing doing it. You're about as trustworthy as a snake.
>>32309633God forbid men have hobbies
>>32309636>responding means you are le big mad anon we are all here because we are bored as fuck and will engage with any bullshit for the lols
A girl has called me “bro” in texts at least twice now. It’s over right.
Is playing video games an ick? Because if it is then I don't want to pursue women
>>32309638You're a delirious fag. Get over yourself. You will never have to worry about talking to a woman anyways.
>>32309642There are hundreds of posts in this thread.but typing height and pl8 got you to bother to reply, typical.
>>32309643Many girls have incest kinks, so not necessarily
>>32309640>feel nothing doing itI never said that. Obviously I would prefer to live in a world where I can just be honest but since being honest could fuck me over I will not do that because that would be next level retardation. A balanced view would be to acknowledge that humans can be great and shitty regardless of gender and at the same time. Your idea that humans are divided into the good and the bad ones is the mindset that is going to ruin your life.
>>32309648She has a little brother. I doubt it. It’s Joever before it even began.
aren’t you guys embarrassed to shitpost in front of biological women?
>>32309641Ah yes, here it is. Shoo shoo chuddy.
>>32309644You are a the ich. You make all the pretty fish sick. You for your crimes will get a brick.
>>32309645>if I deny him my holes or make it seem women will deny their holes, he'll agree with me and do what I want
>>32309653I'm already fat and balding, what am I losing?I never had their respects to begin with, lol.
>>32309647And half of them are mine because i respond to anything since my brain and my fingers are fast.
>>32309653Why would I ever feel embarrassed about anything I do?
Most of the "women" itt i wouldnt be attracted to irl so no, i dont give a shit what they think about me
>>32309653There are 0 bio women on four channel
>>32309653There's not a single biological woman on this board
>>32309662Same with the men itt for me. I actually enjoy making you more bitter because it makes life easier for chad.
Bros, I have a job as a 911 dispatcher. They pay is not that good but I help people everyday and I feel god about it. The girl I like just told me she's fawning over a guy that has a Hospital. Not work, HAS an Hospital and demerited what I do when compared it. Is my job really that worthless?
>>32309662was just thinking about how the so called “simps” would totally find me annoying or boring once they actually hold a conversation with me
>>32309657I don't want to help you. I'm kicking you while you're down.
>>32309657Based>She wrote this, while being on a thread where she can get attention from simpsKekekekekek
>>32309668you have a boyfriend.
>>32309663>>32309664Then why do you take the things posted here as more evidence of womens true nature to add to your blackpilling stash, hm? Really makes one think. Seems to defy the lauded superiority of male logic and intelligence.
>>32309665Aw c'mon, the weird, confusing stuff I write that you don't respond to, is actually a reflection of my fun charm irl
>>32309667Yhe cool part is shes gonna get pumped and dumped by said rich guy and you are going to live your life feeling at least some sort of fulfillment
>>32309657>implying we want you to get betterAnon pls, making incels worse is my hobby.
>>32309675Kinda based ngl. Good for you.
>>32309668And they’d overlook that because boobsI know you’re old enough to understand this
>>32309674Erm. I don’t. I have never taken a four channel post seriously or let it influence me. I don’t even frequent this board or these threads
>>32309587omg hiii!!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝>>32309594I wouldn't even know where to start, bud.>>32309627I don't really play games myself, and once I have my own place, I wouldn't want a TV either. So while I wouldn't necessarily be put off, I wouldn't exactly be compatible with it either.>>32309644No, I wouldn't say it is for me, I just don't play them much anymore. But I suppose I'd be down for a few games of COD.>>32309663>>32309664picrel
>>32309669you couldn't do shit against me in a fightFor me it would be like beating a child
>>32309668You think not even one moid here would like talking to you?
>>32309667If you measure your job in how wet it makes a single vagina out of the billions on this planet, then yeah, I guess it is.
You enjoy making me "bitter" on an anonymous 4chud thread because either your are a mentally ill tranny with AGP OR said chad didnt give you the time of the day and now you are trying to cope with loneliness because women cant survive 30 minutes without attention
>>32309682Oh, my bad. Idk how I could possibly have misinterpreted you so completely. I will have to talk this over with my therapist.
>>32309674I don't, I pretend I'm speaking to women because it feeds the delusion that I interacted with a female today. Inside, I'm completely aware that I'm posting with troons
>>32309684You talk real tough. I bet you have never been in a real fight before.
>>32309687No actually I just enjoy it because it filters out the men that lack emotional resilience from the gene pool. Doing my part for a better future for everyone!
>>32309687Can somebody turn this chatbot off? It’s clearly malfunctioning.
>>32309686I don't. At all. But if feels bad, man.
>>32309687I'll make you bitter by pouring sauce made out of coffee and baker's chocolate on you
>>32309689A bit gay anon. But its ok to be gay.
The "femanons" you are talking to
>>32309696Suck on my cute feminine penis anon. I am sure you would love it.
How do I make my girlfriend stop talking so much so we can be more intimate? She talks to me FOR EVER and while I do like talking to her for hours, it's nice to have a couple hours to just shut up and cuddle or have sex
>>32309698Just start touching her when you're feeling it
>>32309698pp in mouf
>>32309698Clearly the conversations she has with you are not satisfactory since she does not feel like she got out of it what she wanted. On the other hand she also does not seem to get much out of physical intimacy with you that she wants or else she would seek it out.
>>32309688Okay boss you do that
>>32309687I just want you and people like you to suffer lol
Women are pretty and can make pp feel good but thats about it
>>32309709They can fill the air with words so I don’t have to
>>32309632Come back later, the boys are busy ignoring women to vent their anger insteadCongrats on the cat and boobs tho
32309706Luckily you have no such power because you are a larping tranny who will never be a woman, and nobody will ever take you seriously
>>32309709That dress isn't really flattering for her figure.
>>32309705I am glad you can acknowledge my authority.
>>32309703>Clearly the conversations she has with you are not satisfactory since she does not feel like she got out of it what she wanted.Wym? Wouldn't you talk to someone forever if the conversations were satisfactory?
>women can make more womenmen, why can’t you make more men?
>>32309719Even the FTMs know not to become men.
>>32309715I dont see a problemI bet she looks really good from behind
>>32309689holy shit man>>32309696I wouldn't like that person either.
>>32309653No because all these women already threw away into the trash bin their value as woman so nothing of worth was lost
>>32309717It depends. Could be that she either really enjoys talking to you or that she keeps yapping because the conversation never go where she would actually want them to go. Sometimes people keep yapping when there is things they want to talk about or say but they don‘t dare to go there. Maybe she does not feel like she can talk about the though things with you and thus keeps yapping about surface level things to still feel like there is communication happening?
>>32309714I never said I was a woman you RETARD
>>32309698Cuddle her WHILE she’s talking, and her desire for sex will quickly surpass her desire to talk.
>>32309716Erm. Okay.
>>32309725>Sometimes people keep yapping when there is things they want to talk about or say but they don‘t dare to go thereSuch as? Honestly the more we've been dating, the more I'm convinced she's on the spectrum or something. She will literally never stop talking and can't handle silence well at all
>>32309730It is friday today dummy.
>>32309726than why do you have a woman-brain?
>>32309731>Such as? Uh, how would I know? I am a stranger on the internet, you are her bf. Maybe something you did or said hurt her but she thinks its not important enough to warrant bringing it up or so?
>>32309706The hate in your soul will fester, planting the seed of evil, whose wretched roots will spread themselves out. Slowly, from the inside out, the vines and branches will manifest to world before the horrible flowers pollinate from other wicked souls. At the last, rancid figs accursed by Christ himself will ripen into the world. Your transformation into the walking damned will be complete. Doomed to walk the Earth feeding your awful, corrupting fruit to your fellow man, twisting them into evil distortions of themselves just as you now are, until you finally fall to Hell for the rest of eternity.
>>32309732Not in the center of the universe it ain’t. (West coast America)
>>32309733Because I'm not retarded>>32309736>ChristcuckColor me surprised.
https://youtu.be/A0jxPUw_xv0apparently youtube thinks I really like this song. :^k
If he gets me pregnant should I kill him or myself first?
>>32309739Oh, my bad. I forgot to align my hierarchy of location importance with the opinion of invading alien species. It will not happen again.
>>32309739Fuck off Fremontfag
>>32309743You should not be having sex with people that make you have these kind of thoughts.But maybe I'm just too fat and balding to get it.
>>32309741well, do you?
>>32309749It's kind of okay.
>>32309740you're either a seething troon or a woman pretending to be a dude so men can take you seriouslymen with brains aren't like this.
>>32309732>Indian voice Is that like when I hoot and holler like a Ute on raid?
>>32309751i think its kind of annoying
>>32309754no idea what you just said
>>32309726>Actual agp soon-to-be-troonkek
>>32309756the song?
>>32309748I like him there is just no way I can get pregnant my psyche can't handle it. I only just now figured out how pooping works I can't deal with any changes
>>32309753Sorry, should I prostrate myself before sky daddy? Should I senselessly rag on women over shit that doesn't matter at all?And there were people last thread who suggested I wasn't right to hate (most) men.
>>32309741This is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQYMWrFaaM
>>32309761yesits getting on my nerves
Skinny tall boy who looks like kpop guyOrChonky-muscular tall boy who looks like he plays rugby Be honest.
>>32309762Damn, how old are you.Pretty sure people learn how to poop like at a very young age.I mean, Plan Bs are a thing so like, just pop one in or something, I dunno, i don't have sex.
>>32309759This kind of Indian voice https://youtu.be/6DRdqx9gelY?si=jMJE-VPEXWHWZ_-n
>>3230977025I'm scared of plan B too
>>32309769First one, no competition.
>>32309774Why?What's wrong with Plan B?
>>32309767I was also getting this spammed to mehttps://youtu.be/VT8zc0a9LRw>>32309768Why?Too 2000s for you?
>>32309772not sure if that is what the chart meant, i think the politically correct term would be native american but yes, a guy doing that would be attractive unless it was in a chuddy racist way ofc
>>32309579you know the funny part is the higher your body (that is, loan) count, the happier they are to increase it.banks are whores who hate faithful monogamy or responsible financial stability
>>32309778nah its chaotic and the voice makes my head hurt
>>32309777Gives you a super intense period It's basically just a flush pill
I gotta take a wicked shit How will this affect my chances with women in the future
>>32309787it will sink 5.3% because it indicates overeating
>>32309765Please, actually keep hating men, you're doing great things radicalizing men to go right-wing.You're just what we need for the cause, thank you.
>>32309789are you telling me if i only eat a normal amount i wont shit?
>>32309789But I’m quite skinny.
>>32309784rip>>32309786That's better than pregnancy, yeah?otherwise your best option left is No Zex.
>going on overnight trip with gf>in a dry spell>want sexhow do I make a move?
>>32309797>gf>dryspell?
>>32309795No zex it is
>>32309797keep pp out
>>32309797Grope
>>32309799GG NO RE, BFlol.
>>32309793wicked indicates abnormal, i assumed in size and volume>>32309794yes that is how all fat people started out>>32309797get dinner and keep ordering too much wine so she will losen up a little?
>>32309791I'm not left wing. Any other boogeymen you need to bring out? You're pathetic.
I just asked my gf's parents for their blessing, and they were ecstatic that I was finally asking them. They wondered why I didn't do this shit months ago, considering they already said yes amongst themselves. I thought there was gonna be hesitation because I'm black and she's white, but nope, none at all. I need to stop listening to the incels on this website lol
Men, why haven't you brought Flying Tiger back to America yet? Do you hate me? Do you want me to suffer and die?
>>32309807i am glad you are finally embracing the fact you are white entj
>>32309804You don’t become fat from taking one fat shit a day instead of two little ones
>>32309811>entjWho?
>>32309808>Flying TigerWhat's that?Why do you want it back?
>>32309808The government has been dragging its feet on helping the Ukrainians win the war. Personally, I think it's high time we paid those commie gopniks back for their shenanigans in Korea and Vietnam.
>>32309808because I want you to come here
Men, why is it so hard to find men who prefer older women inside and out? Most of them just want a young woman who acts older. I’ve only met one man who genuinely finds older looking women more attractive than younger looking ones. Why are they so stupidly rare?
>>32309812no but you take a fat shit from eating huge meals which leads to being fat
>>32309797I mean, it's your gf right?I'd probably give her a hug from behind and start with some kisses. One to her cheek, than another to her jaw, and another lower kiss on her neck...
Women 25+ (if there are any here,) if you had another chance at life (but in this time,) would you choose to be gay now that it's popular?
>>32309814Claire Lee Chennault, fool
>>32309814Grrrrr>>32309815What u talkin bout>>32309816Okay then give me a ticket so I can go shop
>>32309817really lame bait anon
>>32309806It matters not, the result is the same
>>32309821>>32309823huh?okay, nvm then.
>>32309820No, some men are alright.
Who the fuck is "entj"?
>>32309820You are a faggot and I don't want to be like you.
>>32309817Come on, this was a weak bait
>>32309415Fat yes, obese no. Balding is fine, especially if everything else about him is good. I would encourage him to have the guts to go bald though.
>>32309823>Okay then give me a ticket so I can go shopafter marriage you sillybilly
>>32309829the fact you know that its a name tells me you already know now stop trying to stealth post and put your trip back on pajeet
>>32309826Yeah. Your feet swinging in the air and a rope around your neck.
>>32309817Older women are on average uglier and have more baggage than younger women
Many sarcastic breathy Mandolorian women online?
>>32309833Damn, too bad he has no redeemable qualities.
>>32309418F 29
>>32309836lmao seethe more
>>32309835Yeah you're a retard, and probably a virgin desu
>>32309835He won't. Last time he did, he started getting fucking torn apart on sight by EVERYBODY, and getting banned left and right.
>>32309834>sillybillyWhy do you always call me that
>>32309843Interesting.
>>32309844That's your M.O. I'm just relishing in your pain.>>32309846Wtf that was me
>>32309823The Soviets had their own Flying Tigers piloting MiG-15 for the PLAAF over Korea in the 1950s. Likewise, Soviet """"advisors """ helped the Vietnamese with air defense during the Vietnam War. I say we send some boys over to Ukraine to pay the Russians back.
>>32309828Name one.>>32309830No I'm not :(
>>32309471MBig the Cat. He's chill. I'm like him in a way. If a woman start screamin and yellin , I am just chill. I say "yea, I hear you but let's calm down." and kiss her jaw.
>>32309851I'm not in any pain
>>32309845ah yes, here it is
>>32309853>Name one.Claire Lee Chennault
>>32309852Thats great buddy
It had been a while since the last time I came to /atoga/ but the thread really feels shit. Like everyone is just shitting everywhere. Few months ago there were 1 or 2 trolls but it as somewhat comfy, now it's not. Did the election caused a number on y'all?
>>32309855You're wailing and gnashing your teeth over women at 2 am. Let's not pretend you've got your shit together.
>>32309817MIf you're unmarried, then I'd be willing to assess the situation.
This made me laugh. :^)
>>32309856I feel sorry for you bud.
>>32309853>Name oneMy bf, my brother, my brother in law, my dad, my stepdad, my grandpa, and probably a bunch of other guys i dont know but are alright.
>>32309860Nah, it's just a late night thread. The last thread and the one before that were both really nice.
>>32309820I might just to avoid dealing with men. Being a straight women is curse because men are regularly incredibly cruel. Your cruelty comes from something inherent inside of you and I think you are all fundamentally evil.
>>32309864the feeling is mutual
>>32309418I am chud male.
>>32309863This was a meme from his first term.
>>32309471M, Marine is adorbs
>>32309861it's 10 pm lol, I'm going to sleep soonwatching South Park in another tab
>>32309872Unhinged post
>>32309847am I wrongyou are the silliest
>>32309807>for their blessingNigga do you live in a Disney film?>>32309817We're not rare we're just mentally illMy crush is 32 years older than me
Mwomen, I'm so sweaty from my workout, my muscles are so sweaty and big and hot. Why did you do this to me?
>>32309875Im very serious
>>32309873Well good night then. I hope tomorrow is better for both of us.
>>32309874Of all my posts, this is the one you say is unhinged lol? Marine is a cinnamon rollSame with Sticks from Boom
Do men really care about women’s appearances more than anything else? To me it seems like a lot of you won’t even be friends with women you aren’t attracted to.
>>32309876>Nigga do you live in a Disney film?Nah, I'm just more traditional when it comes to that kind of thing. As are they
>>32309471MI don't know much about sonicbut I liked playing as this robot in sonic battle
>>32309883I'm just going to assume these posts are directed at the attractive men.
>>32309883Ma woman who is single cannot be near me in a confined space without being sexually attracted to me. There is too much magnetism if we are in close proximity.I just have strong magnetic aura.
>>32309882Honestly yes. I have never met a person who liked Marine enough to call her their FAVORITE before. I like Charmy but I can't stand Marine.>>32309885Emerl :(
>>32309878serious about being silly
>>32309883For friends I couldn't care lessFor dating I have to be attracted to them, looks is a factor but not the only thing obvs. Been there done that trying to date a friend I didn't *feel* attracted to, didn't work out
>>32309890I am quite annoying myself tbf so I think I would get on well with MarineMy favourite Sonic character is actually NiGHTS but y'all don't accept it's the same universe as CD
>>32309891Nooo
>>32309883NoI actually I prefer being "friends" with women that aren't that good looking.That way if I ever get accused of rape my defense will be "Well your honor, if I was to commit such an act, I would've at least made it worth my own while to do to someone attractive."
>>32309894That's even more unhinged! CD? At least say Shuffle
Why am I so disgusted by fat women? Especially those that think they have a chance to date me?
>>32309890>EmerlJust googled him>gizoidthis series is so goofy, lmao.
>>32309899Because you are the male equivalent of a gold digger.
MSINGLE femanons, would you dress up as a Mandolorian for me and sit down on my lap?
>>32309853>Name one.OhioAnon
>>32309901>Because you are the male equivalent of a gold digger.What even would that be?
>>32309887Nope it’s directed at all men.
>>32309905misandrist men are for the trash
>>32309907I'm just going to assume I'm not part of that.
>>32309838>>32309904You can't even spell Mandalorian right. No woman wants a bantha brain.
>>32309901a... what?
>>32309911a dold gigger
https://youtu.be/2BpWz1FvSfo
>>32309910I'm not a Bantha brain.I just want a snarky sarcastic eye rolling huffing mandalorian girl who sweats.
>>32309901>retarded female with retarded female logic detected
What I don't understand is why my girlfriend would have (literally) thousands of photos of me but then show very little interest in having sex with me. She's very interested during the sex but she'll shoot down my advancements pretty often
>>32309909Okay??
>>32309919Because she mainly likes having a bf for the plot, not the actual sex but she knows she will have to pretend to be into it every now and then to keep you around.
>>32309921Cheers.
>>32309923what do you mean by the plot?
Ladies and men, I had a moment a year or two ago where a friend and I spoke.>make joke that chris chan was released from prison>friend doesn't believe it and checks kf thread>obviously wasn't true>winds up happening 3 days later>she messsges me joking about if I truly am a seer/oracle or something because I've been predicting events often >she asks me if she'll find the love of her life that year>jokingly tell her yes and give her chris chan's initials>she hits me with "oh are those your initials">"oh no lol those are chris chan's initials">she goes silent and I wonder why she got quiet>decide to leave conversation as isWas she hinting or something? Because I was totally into her at the tome
>>32309867I'm surprised about that since of all the regular complaints made about men, cruelty usually isn't one of them. Usually we're called idiots, losers, annoying, unattractive, failures, and pigs who just want sex, but "cruelty" is something that I've personally only seen even levied against women. Men are excoriated for being wanting, but outright invective and malice are usually charges reserved for women (especially a woman who's been hurt in some way.)It's just interesting since we're constantly told how bad and inferior we are over and over and over again every single day, but we're not usually told we're outright evil. If anything, we might be insulted for not being cruel and evil, or being out-cruelty'd and out-evil;d by women.
Tips on how to be flirty with shy woman? (She never dated and is slightly autistic, has social phobia) I'm Also not much better I'm autistic and I cringe when I try to be flirty even complimenting someone I like can be embarrassing for me
>>32309926Autism momentnot in the "oh no, i didn't see the signs" waybut in the"hehe, I'm going to be obnoxious and act retarded, on PURPOSE" kind of way
>>32309925She likes the idea of having a bf but not the actual reality of it.
Question for women:My gf wants me to be completely still during foreplay. She tells me to just lay there and suck on her breasts as she grinds on me sideways.Either that or she tells me to eat her out. If I move my body, she yells.When she is ready for vaginal penetration, she instructs me to get on top and allows me to thrush.I ask her what’s up with that and she gets super defensive and says that’s just how she can enjoy sex.Is this common? I’ve never experienced this or heard about it before.
Girl Room!Nasty Girl Rooms!
>>32309858>Claire>>32309865>My bloodline is superior!None of those count. You're just praising yourself.>>32309905Has to be a real person.
>>32309928Mme personally, if I am actually interested in a woman, I can naturally be flirtacious.Do you feel the urge to tease her? Just tease her. It can be stupid things too like "You look like a pinecone."
>>32309883Nah, I don't at least. IT's not like I don't notice if she's attractive or not and maybe I would prefer if she were. But it's far from the most important thing I care about
>>32309934>Has to be a real person.He's... He's AI...?
>>32309933ugh imagine the smell.
>>32309931I see... idk man, I really think she loves having sex with me. Her pussy gets really wet and creamy and she moans like crazy but I just don't see why she never seems interested initially. Maybe because she was raised catholic? idk
https://youtu.be/ow21BT3Meh4
Who else here speaks a second language that they learned as an adult? For me, it's Portuguese
>>32309916>That webmDoes your thanksgiving dinner worth it?
>>32309944I don't speak anything beyond English and Mandarin, my japanese is incomprehensible.
>>32309929Nono, I wasn't trying to be obnoxious at all. It's just sometimes I don't notice when women flirt sometimes and it barely hit me that she was rolling the red carpet out for me.I did flort with her heavy and drunk call/text her sometimes. Or even in calls I'd talk about how attractive her voice is and have her giggling.>>32309883Nah. I'm not a good looking person. Pretty average, but zi used to look worse back then. I fw people from whatever spectrum of attractiveness. I used to like a girl who looked like a bug eyed version of aubrey plaza and dated a girl who slowly stopped taking care of her appearance. It's what matters inside to me as condescending as it sounds
>>32309901Be quiet fattty
If girls really really wanted a cute bf they'd just go gothIf guys really really wanted a cute gf they'd just ----------- (fill it)
>>32309933That actually looks pretty easy to clean. Most of the shit goes into the trash. She just needs a man to do it for her the first time, then she'll see how much better life is when everything's nice and tidy.We can't expect girls to look after themselves but we can help them.
>>32309944I speak 3 languages. Mandarin and Spanish
>>32309944I was doing good with Japanese and as every single thing i learn, my ADHD gets bored and stops wanting to learn when I get decent. I coulda been trilingual (English, Spanish, Japanese)
>>32309952Hit the gym and get ripped
>>32309897Shuffle is a wicked game tbf
>>32309952be attractive.
>>32309934>none of these countHuh? I just like to only keep people in my life that I actually like. Where is the problem with that?
>>32309941>raised catholicAh yes, in that case she will be disgusted with herself for two weeks straight whenever she does anything lewd.
>>32309817>why do men rather younger, prettier and more fertile women(plus with lower body count or even virgin ones and with less emotional damage)?
>>32309954>>32309955>>32309948Post a vocaroo of you speaking your non native languages
>>32309964No thanks.I sound fat and retarded, because I am.
>>32309933I dated a girl who actually lived like this, a couple of times I just cleaned her apartmentLike other anon said it's not that hard desu, bin all the food waste, recycle the packaged and just tidy the other stuff, then vacuum and dust
>>32309967Who cares. Do it faggot
>>32309970I care. :^PI'm sure the other Anons will deliver, so just wait for them.
>>32309944That's pretty cool anon, what was your motive for learning?Idk I'm quite stupid so it'd probably take me forever to learn another language, I can just about manage English>>32309952>If guys really really wanted a cute gf they'd just -Actually meet and talk to more women IRL
>>32309817>so stupidly rarethere's a lot of them but since prefering 30+ girls is a side effect of porn hagmaxxers aren't the types that go outside much. I'm extroverted and prefer 30-35 girls but even I wouldn't start a family with one, only casual
>>32309967how does one sound fat? now i want to hearpeople should post their voice and other guess their bmi
>mfw I realized I'm going to get married to my 2nd gf ever instead of being a serial dater>mfw I met my first (practice) gf in 2016 while I met my current gf in 2022Damn feels good man
>>32309944I've been thinking about trying to learn German. Should I?
>>32309976>practice gfKys but also enjoy the wedding
>>32309976A little fast, isn't it?
>>32309976>(practice) gfthat term triggers femanons here
>>32306630I put on less cologne this morning and maybe it's just coincidence but I'm sneezing less and can breathe betterWtf maybe I've been poisoning myself this whole time
>>32309981I haven't proposed to her yet, but I'll do it on our 3 year anni. I'm thinking she's the one tho.>>32309982Good. They can seethe
>>32309976Practice wife soon.
Working a 12 hour shift today, how do I stop myself from falling asleep out of boredom?
>>32309964Hard question; both Spanish and English are my native languages. My mom immigrated here and I was born in the US as well, but I was taught Spanish first.>>32309974Certified fat fuck here; there's a bit of nasal or blockage from the fat on the neck. But not everyone has it.
>>32309973Want couldn’t you start a family with one?
>>32309972>what was your motive for learning?I was bored during the pandemic and I had way too much free time on my hands, so I figured why not turn that free time into something useful and learn a new fucking language. Also because brazilian women are hothttps://voca.ro/16zOJMIQsmv7
>>32309994Holy basedRIP wish I didn't have to work during the gay pandemic
>>32309982lol why?>>32309991My Spanish is very understandable, but I strangely speak it with a Brazilian accent, despite being American
>>32309964https://voca.ro/13vUsmSjqK4T
>>32309998Cool anon. What did you say?
>>32310000I’m not one of those people, but I can speak some Japanese. In college, my minor was Japanese.
>>32309968She dumped u because she got the ick when you start doing house chores like a woman
>>32309998read this please.僕の心も、インディゲームをプレイしてかがやいたことがあります。『洞窟物語』とか、『ゆめにっき』とか。そしてもちろん、ZUNさんの「東方PROJECT」とか。https://youtu.be/AKkHfkvpw34
>>32310004Their heart has started shining thanks to playing indie games, such as Cave Story, Yuma Nikki, and, of course, Touhou Project by ZUN.
>>32310008ye, i knoI just want someone to read it.
>>32309932This is hilarious. I’ve never heard of anything like this but the titty sucking and grinding sounds hot af. funny as hell that she makes you stay still while she does that to you, your girlfriend is legend. I’m going to make the next man I’m with stay still while I grind on him.
>>32310004Oh! You meant to read it aloud. Sorry it’s 2:30 am.… Why though?
>>32309993girls start getting attracted to guys around 13 so if she's still single at 30 that means she couldn't find a long term partner for 17 years. could be 1.too picky(huge ego)2.refused to settle so she can maximize casual sex(slut)3.terrible personality (bad potential mom)30+ women are harder to fix and have more baggageI'm 24 and if a woman is much older than me she probably won't respect my authority especially if she earns more
>>32310013it's let funi text
>>32309445M.When you feel comfortable in your flaws with the other person, and you’re happy with all that you are because it aligns perfectly with them. You wouldn’t be you without you, and being you got them.
State genderWhich one is the best?
>>32309445MWhen they make mo money and jump up and down your dick
>>32309409MaleI'm the only one in my family that doesn't have any generational wealthI'd take the assist ez, the rest of my family might or not, wouldn't make a difference for them
>>32310016https://voca.ro/1kF7OJCGqb02
>>32310020Unironically, I have low standards
>>32310019MJapan
if she isnt just a little bit racist, can she even be the one
>>32310014Hmm you are correct. I am 29f and I would not respect your ‘authority’. I would make you my little bitch. Thats what I normally do to little boys like you who are younger than me
>>32310019ftaiwan ofc
>>32310031I'm racist against non blacks and ugly black women
>>32310031you can always make her racist
>>32310024Ayy, Nice.
>>32309484Yes that's hot
>32310032Moid hands. Dominant women do not exist unless it's findom.
>>32310032How's the cat collection going? Drink any particularly fowl bottom-shelf wine lately?
>>32310039go date a vegan
Women what does "I'm sure you'll find someone you're compatible with one day you're still young" mean?
>>32310043it's that one femanon who always mentions fingering men's assholes
Women, would you date a man who was a pornstar?
>>32310049It means you should beg femanons for sex on sight.
>>32310045You know what I just might
>>32309418>https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-normie-woke/test.phpthis shit is just the same question over and over.
https://youtu.be/6PZGv5hNW2Y
>>32310049It means you have the raw material and maybe if you get a little more mature it might just work out for you. Or it means she does not want to suck your pp but wants to be polite about it to save face.
>>32310052sure
>>32310053How do I know if someone is a femanon and not a normie?
>>32310050>fingering men's assholesHow is that appealing?
>>32310068chubby/fat, no makeup or badly applied makeup, avoids eye contact
>>32310063More mature as in "get a car" probably.
>>32310077No, like get the fuck over yourself.
>>32309817Younger women are more traditionally prettyPersonally I'm one of the rare ones that likes older women
>>32309883No, I want a gf I can be best friends with over anything elseAnd then we do lewd things with each otherAnd then keep being bestiesy
>>32310052No, ew. Absolutely not.>>32310019Taiwan, duh.>>32309976>(practice) gfGenuinely wish you the worst.
What are you guys distracting yourself with these days?Twitter algorithm isn't doing it for me anymore.
>>32310081I'm not mopey on dates though. I focus on making the girl happy.
>>32309883Yes. A lot of them are also not really friends with women, they just are simping for them.
>>32309883I had 2 female friends I wasn't attracted to1st chudette in uni (after uni she didn't text me and I didn't text her because she's boring)2nd mentally ill stick (every time we hung out she begged me to buy her stuff so I ghosted her)get your friendship game up
>>32309513>99% of Arab chicks are giant sluts.How do I unlock this? They all seem like good muslimas in my experience
>>32310096F. I'm looking into fish to buy for my pond at the moment, I spent about 3 hours reading reviews and watching youtube videos on it.
>>32309445I believe in souls, but not soul mates.
>>32310089This is the way
>>32309447Crazy chicks can be hot
>>32310104Damn, like a real pond? that's so coolsuper jealous.What kind of fish were you looking at?
why is it that when i befriend someone, they get fired. move away, or get kicked out?
>>32309466Lucien visiting you in your sleep was more kino than getting the black hand note
>>32310108Where do we find it?
>>32309499We got light skins too! The ultimate bbc lovers >:)
>>32310114Bbbb-based???
>>32310052No. I would only accept doing OF together
>>32309510Even meeting that many people sounds exhausting
>>32310049It means as you gain more experience and wisdom in life you’ll have an easier time meeting someone
>>32309518>Will you have sex with me?>Please.The sad thing is your game is probably superior to mine
>>32310019I am offended. We do stuff inside, I think
maybe i should stop being myself and be more like everybody else?
Roses are red Violets are blue Give me nudes or I flip off a roof
>>32309601Sexy queen
>>32310124How do you even survive being this ugly? >inb4 you tell me lol (or something similar)
>>32309665>it makes life easier for chad.How do you figure?
Men, what's your opinion on a female listening to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33ieoNPWc4
>>32309668You have female simps, too.
>>32309955>>32309964https://vocaroo.com/1dCcsPCQ1c58Botched Japanese. I gotta pick it back up for sure. This one goes out to all the foxy femanons ITT <3
>>32310132Probably some form of brainrot
>>32310132Deport her
>>32309445F. We were immediately best friends. It felt so easy, so comfortable and so natural to be with him, but I was also excited and electric every time he was around. I stayed up all night with my heart beating in my chest waiting for him to text me back. Couldn't think of anything but him, all day, every day.I was in love immediately, and after our first date I told my dad I'd marry him.>>32310110Yeah! My husband has forbidden me from buying the fancy koi carp I like unless I get really good at being a fish mom.Sanke and Hi Utsuri are my favorite kois that I've seen.He has agreed to us buying Shubunkins and Sarasa to start with. They're really cute.
>>32309952I don’t want a cute bf
>>32310133those I can let slide I love women
>>32310097The point in life is to make yourself happy and try to make it so that that also ends up making others happy. Rn you are more of a slave than anything else.
>>32310137god damn itI yearn for the ranch, I need me a pond toojust poor fag city boy things.
>>32309743>violating the 4bSis! Show some loyalty!
>>32310143moid hands
>>32309836Is bianon back?
>>32310138A cute gf is valid too
>>32310146Who is bianon? Like bisexual anon? Bipolar?
>>32310142I tried being a city girl but I just hate it, nothing makes me more miserable than living in an apartment. Hopefully once I get my husband on board on buying pretty fishes I can post pics.
>>32310128I bet he actually has way more sex than I do (I have 0)
>>32310151Probably both
>>32310152Have a pond full of fishes sounds like one of those dream life goals, hope you get them
>>32310154Lore? How does being bi relate to any of this?????
>>32309516170 is a fucktonne, femanon.
>>32310149Cool thanks
>>32309601NTASome guys like higher body counts for women
>>32310141giving people things doesn't make me a slave.
>>32310132Disappointed, I thought this was going to be some FemcelCore music
>>32310166I like higher bodycounts but 170 is still really high
Man, it's like you bitches want HPV and herpes
>>32310171you know what's disgusting about 170 body count? That she knows it. I have had less than 10 partners, but I still would have to think to know the precise number. It's somewhere in 6-8 range.
>>32310176thank you anon
>>32309510Understanding something matters a lot to some people and thinking it shouldn't be important are not really incompatible view points. People lie about things that they think it's going to paint them in a negative light to partners all the time.Personally, I think body count matters and promiscuity in men and women is bad.
>>32310002>when you start doing house chores like a womanI mean this girl literally used to crossdress me lol
>>32310171Shout outs to all the double digit femanons
BC doesn't matter if you're rich and pretty
>>32310185A woman encouraging autogynephilia is some treacherous shit
>>32310187>BC doesn't matter if you're rich and prettyI'd probably date Elsa Jean 2bh
>>32310166MIf I'm looking for casual sex I don't want a virgin but 150+ bodycount is still dealbreaker because I can get gonorrhea, hpv, mono, herpes even if I use a condom>>32310181it's just dumb how a lot of women say "if he judges women for their bodycount I don't want to be with him anyway" and instead of telling the real number to filter out "judgemental" guys they lie about it
>>32310192Same, same. There are dozens of OF/pornstars I'd marry at the drop of the hat. I could name so so many
>>32310194It's not dumb for people to protect themselves against people who are judgemental or cruel to them.
>>32310198That's a very selfish way to look at things, if he doesn't want to be with that girl, then that girl should lie to keep someone like that around.
>>32310198don't complain when you end up in a relationship with a judgemental guy. you had your chance to filter him out by telling the truth
>>32310199>should lie to keep someone like that around.SHOULDN'T
>>32310199>That's a very selfish way to look at thingsIt's fairly common for people to lie by omission or straight up lie to their partners in the early phases of dating regarding things that they fear will make them leave. Selfish, maybe, but who most people are.It's not "dumb", it's a pretty normal human thing. >>32310203Sure, but it's a risky choice and it means exposing yourself emotionally to strangers. It's not "stupid" to protect yourself.
>>32310211>lying to romantic partner... goodDo you feel that way when a guy says he wants a relationship but actually wants short term?
>>32310215I haven't said it's good, I've said it's common and not something "dumb" that people do pointlessly.
>>32310211>It's fairly commonAnd they're all assholes for doing that.
>>32310218No, it's still "dumb" because they end up hurting others by lying, and themselves for keeping someone who fundamentally hates them intimate.
Need I remind you that the average IQ of US is 94?And that 50% of the population is dumber than that?The Average, the common, the normal, is Stupid and dumb.
>>32310224Don't remind me.
>>32310198Would you date a guy that thought your high body count is hot?
>>32309521Why is a high body count reputation shattering?
>>32310219>>32310222It's not a good thing to do for sure, but it's a pretty normal thing that most people do here and there. We're scared of being looked negatively by our partners or to miss out on someone we like, and we lie about ourselves to seem better to them. Omitting stuff early on is a fairly universal experience, I think. >>32310226I don't have a high body count, I'm in my 30s and have been with two people. I wouldn't date a guy who has a high body count or thinks promiscuity is good. >>32310229Because there are a lot of people who hold negative opinions of women promiscuity.
I'm already an hour late to work because I'm feeling sickshould I still go or call in sick at this point?
>>32310232You make that decision, nobody can be your excuse.
>>32310230>Because there are a lot of people who hold negative opinions of women promiscuitySame standard should be applied to men
>>32310234That's for women to decide.
>>32310235Men hold the power, men should keep men accountable for thatMen should shame other men for high body countsDoesn’t matter what women think>ewww he has no experience>there’s something wrong with him if he doesn’t want to sleep with a random womanboo fucking hoo
>>32310237You're describing incels, Anon, which women hate.
>>32310234I agree. I think promiscuity is bad in general and dislike people who have a double standards - their own promiscuity is great, the other gender's promiscuity is evil. I'm not a "waiting until marriage" person but I think having sex should be reserved for the person you're in love with. I always wanted a man who felt similarly, and they're much harder to find than women who feel similarly to me.>>32310235I think it's for the singular person to decide based on their personal views on promiscuity. Hypocrites who think it's fine for them to be promiscuous but other people who are promiscuous are gross are weird.
>>32310237Women just elected Donald Trump though, men are the minority voting block in the biggest economy on earth.
>>32310237I do shame other men for high body counts
Where do I find a gf? I tried asking out my gym crush but she rejected me. Been going to the gym for 1 year and we were doing workout together for about 1 month. I feel like I have tried everything. Maybe my friends will invite me to new years party and they will also invite their single cute friend, but I don't think she likes me.
>>32310238The truth is, if a man is capable of having a high body count, he's probably exactly the kind of guy women love, so yeah, if you shame those, prepare to become ostracized and never be in the good graces of women ever again.
>>32310242Nope. Majority of women did not vote orange
>>32310238>incelsI hate how having a certain view on promiscuity that alligns with low test “men” automatically makes you an incelNumales and söyboys need not apply>b-but it’s not like that, you don’t actually know how it is, you’ll see that you will have to have sexual experiences with other women because blah blah blah>t. insecure balding IT fag with dark rim glasses and big beard to hide weak chin that got lucky by manipulating womenPromiscuity fucks people in ways many can’t imagine
My man nips suddenly became very sensitive, I get random jolts from them if I sit wrong, I don't know what the implications of this is.
>>32309665Hot
>>32310255you might be pregnant
>>32310258The only thing this body is capable of gestating is a large turd.
>>32309883Gay men have lots of female friends
>sitting in a train behind Chad>Suddenly two random women walk by, ask if they can sit with him>Flirt begins and they both start fondling himBeing chad must be amazing, holy hell
>>32309961Catholic girls are the biggest sluts bro
>>32310265qt's life, basically.
>>32310036Based BBC
>>32310230>I wouldn't date a guy who has a high body countWhat if he lies about it?
>>32310265You stop valuing women beyond sex, which isn't healthy.>t. Was a Chad in my youth
>>32310271Not much I can. Pretty shitty of him to lie about his body count.
>>32310230>I don't have a high body count, I'm in my 30s and have been with two peopleAre you >>32309601
>>32310272Why tho
>>32310279Why is it unhealthy?
>>32310280No idea you tell me, unironically
>>32310278No. I've always been pretty sincere about my body count, it's something that matters to me and I wanted a partner who feels similarly. Sadly a lot of men think promiscuity is bad for girls but great for them, which is gross.
>>32310283Woman like promiscuous man.
>>32310284Some do, some don't. I certainly don't and have rejected promiscuous men over it before.
>>32310288Nah, they all like promiscuous men, or more specifically the qualities that allows them to be promiscuous.
>>32310290Some realize that can only have the cake, some want to eat it too.
>>32310281I wasn't sure what your question was.But promiscuity increases neuroticism.
>>32310284This. If you have a kid you're more likely to get a second one than a man without a child getting his first
>>32310290A man who could sleep with a lot of women but chooses you =/= a man who sleeps with a lot of women. Women like the first far more than the second.The issue is that men who could sleep with a lot of women largely choose to do so, and the men who don't sleep around aren't sleeping around mostly because they can't, not because they think it's bad. Being actually attractive and good with women and not promsicuous is a rare combo but a very winning one with the ladies.
>>32310294okay.
>>32310283My bad. I meant this >>32310226 for >>32309601
>>32310294>t. doesn't know vast majority of girls have preselection bias
There actually isn't a single biological woman lurking this thread, is there?
>>32310265Promiscuous chads are some of the most redpilled guys I've had the chance to discuss with, they just keep it a secret when it matters.I'm always amused when women display that kind of behavior thinking they're getting a rare opportunity to snag a high quality man. It always ends well for him and badly for them.
>>32310303I don't see how that goes against what I said at all.
State sex.Do you still masturbate to your ex?
>>32310304I lurk 95% of the time.
>>32310304I'm here, just a lil busy making pasta.
>>32310310MI have never masturbated to my ex because I don't have oneAlso seems like a pretty weird thing to do
>>32310304>There actually isn't a single biological woman lurking this thread, is there?There actually isn't a single single biological woman lurking this thread, is there?
>>32310310FYes. I don’t miss her or want to get back with her. She was mentally unhinged. But.. the sex was wild, I could literally do anything and she would be fully into it
>>32310310MShe left me for a girl and I masturbate thinking about it
>>32310309so you don't know what preselection bias meansattractive man who had a lot of gfs will be more attractive than attractive virgin man because being chosen by a lot of other women is social proof.
>>32310310F. No.
>>32310317DPDemon?
>>32310313>I have never masturbated to my ex because I don't have oneI thought about adding that if you have no ex, it's pointless to reply, but then I thought that goes without saying.Anon once again proving me wrong about the stupidity of people here.
>>32310324BPDemon*
>>32309418MMaybe the most retarded test I have ever taken on that site.
>>32310322I do know what it means, you seem a little confused on the subject tho. A man who is considered attractive and is taken is more attractive to women. Which doesn't really go against what I said.
>>32310310F. Yes. We also still have sex.
>>32310331Hi JH
>>32310331Jh.*tips fedora*
>>32310328you said >Being actually attractive and good with women and not promsicuous is a rare combo but a very winning one with the ladies.I said>attractive man who had a lot of gfs will be more attractive than attractive virgin manyou kids have attention span of a goldfish
>>32310332>>32310334I didn't even hint that my ex was a she.
>>32310337It's the digital pheromones, you see.
>>32310335Yes. Being good with women and not promiscuous doesn't mean being virgin. Having a lot of gfs/sleeping around is promiscuous.
Might go to prison tomorrow so we had marathon sex
>>32310339How about a digital middle finger?
>>32310341>Being good with women and not promiscuous doesn't mean being virginhe can be a virgin or not. it was just an example
>>32310346A man who is good with women and liked by women is not implied to be virgin.
>>32310342you will have plenty of sex in prison tho
>be male>no gf>friends>don't have gfs>long time friend living in UK>hasn't a gfWhy is it like that, brehs?
>>32310351
>>32310351Not the consensual kind, tho.
State genderWhat do you think about this behaviorYour close friend is passive-aggressive in telling you that you need therapy by sending you posts, the post is saying>you’re not single because you don’t have muscles, it’s because you have the emotional intelligence of a door knob, go to therapy broAlso, he started a conversation like this:>Anon, these women look like your type (referring to a reel with the whole sorority house dancing or something like that to promote it, I think)>nahh, they’re not really my type>why not?>I’m not into sorority girl>How would you know? You haven’t been with anyone that is in a sororityAnd other conversations like this in which he asks me if I want/like something, I decline and then he tries to convince me, I think this is what it isIs it gaslighting, trying to control, assert dominance?What the fuck is this?
>be me and a girl>friends since we were kids, decide to date in our mid 20s>literally perfect for each other, but have to end relationship for reasons outside of either of our control>both really love each other and likely won't be able to date for a year or two at least>both agreed to not tie each other down but we're also definitely still into each othershe really is my one and only, and we feel roughly similar. state genderare her and i gmi?
>>32310345Cute finger.
>>32310345Awwww your hands are so smaaaaallsuch a small middle finger awwwww
>>32310353only one of my friends has a gf. the ones who don't, had gfs but gave up
>>32310361Stfu vaxxie
>>32310362F. He just seems like a bit of an untactful dick.
>>32310364>>32310365My stomach hurts this morning and I might call out of work and you fucks aren't helping with your shitposting. Have some empathy and make me feel better.
>>32310372I'd rub your tummy like
>>32310345Women flipping off is the hottest shit ever.
>>32310373Go drown.>>32310377Why?
>gf of 2 months doesn't like sucking dick >thought I could deal with it, actually significantly unsatisfied without it I used to hate eating pussy but I forced myself to git gud because my partner gave excellent blowjobs. I'm going to tell her it's something that I don't want to be in a long term relationship without. I respect everyone has boundaries but I'm planning on telling her she either has to try, we find out what's stopping her or if she wants to continue as a couple, she's going to have to do it. I understand everyone has preferences and boundaries but I really don't think it's a big ask and I think accepting it would be pretty cucked. Is there an eloquent way to voice this without sounding like an asshole?
>>32310379you should definitely go with your last suggestion!!>if you want to be in a relationship with me, you don't have much of a choice
>>32310379It's sexual incompatibility. It's a stupid incompatibility, but it's still one that may not be compromised.
>>32310378>Go drown.I'll drown in your pussy juice instead. :^)But honestly, you might as well just commit. no point in wasting time not calling off work. Every moment you hesitate is a moment wasted that could have been spent fully relaxing.
>>32310372Fuck you.
>>32310384I'll wait another thirty minutes. Maybe I'll feel better magically. I put it on my vision board's emptiest corner.
>>32310387
>>32310388oh yeah, you're american, I always forget how big of a deal this is for you guys.Rip, hope you feel better soon.
>>32310391I need the money, anon.
>>32310337Hope you feel better
>>32310378>Why?I don't know, might be a childhood memory of a crush giving me the middle finger in a playful way.
>>32310390Sorry I just fapped so I'm not interested in your bratty fuckgirl behaviour right now.
>>32310394Thank you.>>32310396That's pretty wholesome.>>32310397Hope you came in your eye, dick.
>>32310393Yeah, I hear you. The plights of a modern man..
>>32310379I'd say something along the lines of: "I tried to go without blowjobs and I thought I'd do alright, but I feel unsatisfied and I'm growing resentful. I don't think it's something I can be happy with long term. I respect it's something you don't like giving them and I don't want you to feel forced - if you're interested in trying to work through this I'm happy to help you however I can, but if you're not interested in working through this, we should break up. It's 100% your choice, don't feel forced to do something you're uncomfortable with purely for my sake. I understand if you want to end things."
>>32310398>Hope you came in your eye, dick.No into my fleshlight.And don't call me Dick.
ate food and now schleepysee ya beautiful people.
>>32310379You sound like you're going about it the right way. Something like "Hey, I know you said you don't like giving blowjobs, but would you mind explaining why? I don't want to make you do something you don't want to do, but I'm missing it a lot more than I thought I would. I was hoping we could find some kind of compromise, or maybe there's something I could do to make it more appealing?"
>>32310372Ahh alright anon, I’m sor->make me feel betterWe don’t owe you thatTake a pill
38 male dating 28 female - is that socially acceptable? It would be the largest age gap I've pursued, yet this younger girl seems to really like me and i've had such diabolical bad luck with women my age
One of the things I loved the most about when I had a gf was playing scary games while she watched.
>>32310399I'm happy to work for my money, I just wish I could do so without feeling ill.
>>32310402I hope you cleaned it, dick. >>32310410There's no magic pill to cure stomach aches. I need divine intervention.
>>32310417Fuck you, of course I clean it right after.
>>32310418Doubtful.
>>32310417You could try masturbating to be again like you implied you did in a previous thread.
>>32310426To me*, I mean.
How are massages not considered cheating? In case they are done by the opposite gender.
>>32310426Don't get too cocky about it. I masturbate to everyone and everything.
>>32310431I think, if they're a professional and it's kept professional, then the massage can never be cheating. Having a "friend" give you a private massage alone while you're taken seems sketchy at best, though.
>>32310324No. Random anon from Korea
>>32310434good luck finding a gf who'll cut contact with all guys she has casual conversations with
>>32310362FI don’t know any of you. He sounds like a dick and you probably need therapy
>>32310413Yeah creepy
>>32310437The fuck are you taking about? What does that have to do with massages?
State gender.Let's say you accidentally activate an Emergency Sex Hologram, or ESH. The first thing the ESH says to you is "Please state the nature of your sexual emergency."How do you reply?
>>32310437Massage, nor message, idiot.
>>32310434It's cheating for me. He/She gets naked or half naked while someone else touches their butt. Just go to one that matches your gender.
>>32310442M"WTF are you, who made you and how did you get into my appartment?"
>>32310442F. "Can't get off alone". Hopefully it's like webmd for sex and can give advice.
Should I risk drinking this before work, or will it make me pass out on my shift and get fired for being too tired?
>>32310413Sure. If a woman is in her late 20s it's mostly acceptable for her to date wheover, you're both adults and in the same phase of life.>>32310431They are not sexual or romantically intimate. I just have a bad back.
>>32310444What makes a same sex massage not homosexual cheating to you? There is an equal risk of happy endings whether from a male or female masseusse, you know.
>>32310433Oh. I guess I should take back what I said about being flattered, then.
>>32310448Why would you get fired if you fall asleep once?
>>32310453America
>>32309399How do I learn Java in 3 days?
>>32310417>There's no magic pill to cure stomach aches. I need divine intervention.What are?:>Tums>Pepcid/Famotidine>Omeprazole or Pantoprazole OTC for chronic stomach problems (Prilosec, Nexium, etc.) If it's a chronic issue with stomach paralysis you may also want to see a gastro doc who can tell you if you might want to take Reglan or something similar, or if you'd benefit from botox injections to your stomach to help with movement. Depending on where the problem is located you might also want to check with a doctor and see if it's an intestinal issue, because that would require a different course of treatment.
>>32309820Bisexual definitely. More options is always a good thing. Being unable to enjoy other women feels like I’m a chef without a sense of smell.
>>32310438He sent me that post after I told him that I don’t accept people stepping into my life to tell what I should’ve done and when I should’ve done it, they’re not entitled to being my superiors, ehich is what hd did (not talking about receiving advice or criticism, I’m ok with that)I was heavily disrespected by a third person and he told me that it’s my fault that I cut contact with that person because I should’ve worked on xyz a while back, then I couldn’t have inetrpreted the third person’s actions as disrespect
>>32310452Sorry if that devalues the sentiment.
>>32310457spend a year learning C to get your fundamentals in place first (don't forget the part where you purposefully brain damage yourself, it's crucial to become someone that uses OOP)
>>32310461Don't worry, I am sure some nice lesbian will abduct you into her basement and then finger rape you and tongue rape you until you develop Stockholm Syndrome and your trauma from being sexually abused gives you a wild and insatiable craving for pussy and woman on woman action.
>>32310458I'm not going to self medicate without knowing what the exact issue is, and I can't afford to see a doctor.
>>32310463(me)I do need therapy, for other reasons anyway
Women who wear sandals, how does it make you feel that men get erections at the sight of your bare toes and some will immediately excuse themselves to go to the washroom and masturbate themselves thinking of your wriggling little digits poking out from your sandals?
>>32310473Don’t imply that all men have this fetish
Do women fully understand the psychology of male rapists?
>>32310473I don't live in a country that has footfags
>>32310477I understand that they should be rounded up and executed
>>32310451The same reason why undressing in the gym's showers is normal but doing so in front of the opposite gender is questionable at best.There is no need to go as far as getting a happy ending, that unquestionably cheating.
>>32310481yeah ok jh
>>32310134Recognized
why do women consume so much real crime contentis it like a rape fantasy thing
>>32310482Right, because you think undressing in a locker room or a communal shower isn't a deeply homoerotic activity. Most people in those settings are having perverse and depraved sexual thoughts about the people next to them from seeing them naked. Maybe not at the time but they all masturbate to it later.It's a deeply intimate and implicitly sexual activity.
>>32310473Pretty gross, I hate the idea of turning on strange women.>>32310477No, in general I don't get why people harm others.
>>32309418F
>>32309426Fsaved
>>32309399There's this one feminist song that tiktok plays over and over again so much that it made me despise it...
>>32310414Goals
