/atoga/ episode #4985: "DRAMA: Obladi Oblada!"Last episode: >>33951727
>>339545542D>3D
still loving chadlet out here
>>33954567Holy based.
Straight women don't existThey want to either date a gay man or a woman that can get her pregnant. Either way works for her.
I liked it. I was good at it.
>>33954572still being sad, hopeless and alone over here haha
happy men's day to men under 5'9 onlytalloids, die
>>33954586Me about sex
>>33954575Not true. I have zero interest in dating anything but a straight man, really.
>>33954599are you sincerely arguing with the incel troll
Is it true that female investigative journalists fuck their sources?
So I went to play mahjong, as always, at the underground Chinese casino, which isn't actually underground, but whatever. There was this super pretty Asian girl dealer. I don't really know her nationality because of her heavy makeup, but she was as pretty as a model. How should I proceed?
>>33954588F?What height are you?
>>33954572Fuck off
>>33954607She'll dry you of money
>>33954602No, but I'm kind of bored and I have to write a presentation and he's the only one who said anything I can even remotely reply to.
>>33954607be like dajiao xiaojie wanna bang
>>33954572still hating women out here
>>33954599Really? So you want the emotionally unavailable brute that doesn't have complex living standards?
>>33954623>So you want the emotionally unavailable brute that doesn't have complex living standards?No, but that's not men. Maybe that is you/a man you know, but not men in general.
>>33954572Based
>>33954608f and 5'0
I mean there is no cope. I am legitimately emotionally stunted and perpetually naive because I had no experience with men until my late twenties. And that’s it. Now I’m stupid forever and missed my window of opportunity
>>33954628sexo
>>33954628Good then you are self aware.Approved.
>>33954588I'm tempted to call moid hands, but I'll just say thanks this time.
>>33954629oh boo hoo a man carousel didn't abuse you for the last 10 years your life is so hard
>>33954613Balls still busted out here
>>33954639She can't have non-retarded kids.
>>33954629>Now I’m stupid foreverWe love stupid girls.
>>33954640Hateful piece of shit
>>33954644this is true
>>33954646Ironic. But I'm a loving moid.
>>33954570not really2d is a realm of fantasy, its just dishonest and warped. get a real gf. no one who actually has had both goes back to fantasy.
>>33954643oh no! my child might actually be happy!
>>33954663nice, wish those types would start checking out of life entirely desu
>>33954661Your mother is an irredeemable whore.
>>33954629Oh fuck off. Men are utterly disdained for that, women get to use it as a personality quirk. You know that, too. You just want to feel sorry for yourself.
>>33954666omg D:
>>33954629You did not. I can only speak for myself I guess, but that's not a turnoff to me at all.I have a lot of dating experience and am still very naive
>>33954662bro. how is this not gay? please accept your attraction to men and move on with your life. if women didn't exist you would find something else to blame your problems on
>>33954554that guy is good du bois, ngl
>>33954671He's right. If men didn't need women then we'd be better off, the Romans knew it.
>>33954588sweet, love you
>>33954671I'm not attracted to men at all. I'm not just shifting the blame for anything either, you can directly or indirectly trace the cause a lot of major societal problems to women.
are people with down syndrome the luckiest people alive?cons of having down syndrome:>cannot take care of yourselfpros of having down syndrome:>too mentally incompetent to give a fuckseriously, if you've ever met a person with down syndrome, you know they are the happiest mother fuckers on earth, no matter what they're doing. they persist genetically because they are designed to be cute and compel you to take care of them. like, actually, what's better than that?
>>33954588Thank you
Do you faggots never get tired of crying about the opposite gender?
>>33954688No! :D
womenwhere do i meet slutty femcel baddies who dont leave their homes
>>33954671>>33954662I love girl anus ass and pussy too much to wish women didn't exist, but I wish women were a race of fleshlights that had no living brain, and just existed as weird reproduction props for men to use.
>>33954688can you discuss down syndrome pros and cons please
>>33954685i think it comes with a shorter life span
Do women have any desire to be femdommed by an alpha female?
>>33954690here, discord, and tumblr
>>33954588why is being tall bad its my only good trait please love me :(
>>33954694No, I like men.
>>33954588>happy men's day to men under 5'9 only>talloids, dieThanks, femanon. Too bad CBTAnon has to die, though.
>>33954693yeah but that is negated by the pro of being too mentally incompetent to care
>>33954696>tumblrIt's not 2010 anymore, are there even biological women still using tumblr?
>>33954705i don't know, i'm ancient. the young femcels are probably on tiktok or some shit
>>33954692No, I’m watching breaking bad
>>33954698>foid>"I like men"Pick one
>>33954714who are you trying to convince
>>33954708what does a femcels fyp look like
Is there such a thing as a dom/sub dynamic in a sincere relationship, but is not based on the sexual fetish side and instead existing as primarily emotional? With one side willingly submitting to the personality and emotional control of another, letting them dictate the pace and conditions of all affection and emotional intimacy? Is it something you'd be into?
>>33954716No one, just stating a fact.
State gender.What's your favorite dinosaur?
Would you rather have Celiacs or Lactose Intolerance?
>>33954718what part of "i'm ancient" did you not understand. i can tell you my fyp is an insufferable mix of political ragebait and millennial humor, but im not your target demographic
>>33954725eww
>>33954719it's called "traditional marriage" you dingus
>>33954554>>33954554She's kinda cute
>>33954725hot
>>33954716His balls got busted by a dominatrix, and it's left him a little a little emotionally sensitive.
>>33954724Celiacs. I love cheese and I cook gluten free just fine.>>33954723F. Ankylosaurus. I'd say pterodactyl if I did not work with autists and I was always risking an ACTUALLY THEY'RE NOT DINOSAURS!
>>33954725>is an insufferable mix of political ragebait and millennial humor, but im not your target demographicI can't even with Trump rn tbqh, my doggo hates him!
>>33954588Too bad women don't actually think like this and despise all manlets.
>>33954728In my mind's eye, it's a bit more intense and all-encompassing than that. Also I want a woman to have the power here, preferably one with some sort of real power (intelligence, willpower maybe) over me. Just need to find a girl that fits that genre of woman.
>>33954723>What's your favorite dinosaur?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz7wCCot9mw
>>33954740i fuck a 5'6" dude every day
>>33954725If you're not my target, then why are you in the center of my crosshair?
What do women think of men who are unreliable when it comes to eye-contact?
>>33954747hot
>>33954739kill me i fucking hate my generation
>>33954747How tall are you?
>>33954747Is he latinx?
>>33954748pull the trigger. i'm begging. end my suffering bro.
>>33954719I'd say a traditional marriage has a lot of those aspects, even if it's not quite as strict.It would not be something I'm into, I would not feel loved at all if my relationship was based on me obeying my husband completely.
how do we stop the death spiral in the west of lonely people?We dont want to be like Japan where people start marrying anime characters and paying for faux-intimacy at boyfriend/girlfriend cafes.
>>33954757>latinx?why are you trans
>>33954757no, that's chadito
MenWhat if I called it your little yea?
>>33954750Did he start speaking after the age of 3? Did he repeat sentences from shows and movies a lot? Did he have good friendships in elementary school and middle school? How much did he like dinosaurs and trains? Does his father collect stuff?
My bf is asexual yet somehow expects children in a few years.i WISH the cabbage patch was real. it would make this so much less humiliating.
>>33954764It started with watching blacked
Women, do you travel or want to travel solo internationally? In the third world, especially?Where do you think your safety precautions should end and "people should be good to others" should begin?
>>33954747Sounds kinda gay
>>339547565'1
why do men complain about manipulative women when theyre the ones dating them
>>33954769Many such cases!
>>33954770>Women, do you travel or want to travel solo internationally?I did in the past, mostly around western Europe. I did not take any specific precautions I would not take at home.
>>33954663https://vocaroo.com/17BFZ5XYtM6B
>>33954763End secular materialismPromote religion and western cultureNote that in order to do this you will first need to remove women's voting rights
>>33954768Sometimes I think my life sucks, but then people like this exist
>>33954771>fellas, is it gay to participate in heterosexual intercourse?
Girls, would you get the ick if you went into a guy's apartment for the first time and he had pro wrestling memorabilia in his living room?
>>33954770What the fuck is wrong with her face?
>>33954773Men don't have a choice in dating. Your bf settled for you.
>>33954767I don't mean one that refuses it entirely, but let's say, that it wasn't steady. Not out of cognitive impairment, but a lack of conviction & self-confidence.
>>33954777How many times did you have sex with locals?
>>33954782>is it gay to participate in heterosexual intercourseIt's the second gayest thing possible.
>>33954770>name is moisgonewildKek
>>33954785how much is your salary, psy-op chan?
>>33954778Lmao
>>33954788Zero. I don't fuck around at home, I don't do so abroad.
>>33954763not gonna happen though, we're already doomed
>>33954782You think the poster I replied to is female? lmao
>>33954783>woooo! Piper came in the mail!
>>33954799i was both posters and i am female. lmao?
>>33954763I hate to say it but an EMP could do the trick. If we just disconnected everyone from the internet and forced them to go outside for a few months each year it'd be amazing for everyone.>>33954778kek
>>33954790The gayest being cunnilingus between a man and a woman?
>>33954802Sure thing, faggot
>>33954793Do you think your bf would jerk off to you?
Whenever someone gives me a compliment I have dreams about it, is that normal?
>I want six packSix packs of what?
>>33954801https://vocaroo.com/17BFZ5XYtM6B
Women hate me.
>>33954803white dudes do this shit too, they just cover it up better, and constantly excuse each other, and that's why you are the least trustworthy and most disgusting.
>>33954798So we should just accept the coming age of AI "intimacy" with a shrug?
>>33954770You want western secular safety and third world mohammedan culture at the same time, which is not possible.
>>33954806The gayest thing possible is caring about things.
>>33954780>Note that in order to do this you will first need to remove women's voting rightsYou actually don't need to do this, you just need to restrict voting rights to those willing to sign up for the draft and paying income tax.
>>33954814i am a woman and i wholeheartedly welcome the age of robot bangmaids to keep gooner men occupied
>>33954801Nah, you are thinking of incels. No one cares if they “check out”
>>33954813It's true, goth girl, you did get raped in the last thread.
>>33954822lmao, i just got here bro
>>33954780Western culture is secular though
>>33954812Fish fear me
>>33954783I don’t care, let’s go to a wrestling.. duel? game?
>>33954824and thank god for that. amen
>>33954824Only for the last couple hundred years
So you wanna play rough ey? Ok. Okay I play rough with you. Ok. Ok. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! KABOOM! AAAAAAAAA!
>>33954766I'd probably call it the biggest yeah boy ever while erect
>>33954800I did get some new figures yesterday.
>>33954823Kek, it seems you have a larper then
>>33954813>white men do this they just have a international conspiracy to cover it up betterUh jews aren't white xister, get it right.
>>33954815You know, there was a political faction whose main goal was spreading first-world ideology and high-trust societies onto the rest of the world. It was in power for like, three decades. I wonder what went wrong?
SO WAKE ME UP WHEN I AN OLDER! WHEN I AN WISER AND IM OLDER! ALL THIS TIME IVE NA NA NA NA NANA NANA NA NA NA NANA I forgot the lyrics
GenderDid your coworkers/classmates find out something about you that you didn't want them to know? If not, are you completely in the clear, or have they just not found it yet?
>>33954813As a white cuck, I love your posts :p
>>33954835don't we all? if you are noticeable enough to get a recurring name, you are noticeable enough to be in spreadsheet-chan's file and you probably have at least 2 shapeshifter wannabesi like the shapeshifters though. they muddy the waters of who's who and that's how it should be
>>33954824It's secular with religious foundations, but not atheist. State atheism has resulted in mass graves every time it has been tried.
>>33954829Yes and it was great until mohammedans struck oil in the gulf states
>>33954841>white>cuckwhy say the same thing twice?
>>33954820based ally
>>33954841She made me lose NNN imagining her cucking me with BBC
>>33954813Im sorry but no. Im not asserting its non-existence but to compare white rape to that indians is just false. Half of white men are outright simps that put women on pedestals. I categorically reject your comparison, it's just wrong.
>>33954770I sometime travel internationally for work, but not a third world country. I think people should be good to each other, without using “
>>33954849this made me laugh so much i'm gonna be late for work. bye bitches
>>33954845I would argue that while we have seen great technological innovation that has improved the standard of living over the last couple hundred years, we've obviously seen a decline in culture that has been accelerating, and much of that innovation was made possible by the religious cultural foundation that has existed for most of that time period.
>>33954840F. The day I found out my dad had cancer I had a melty for unrelated reasons at work and I started crying at a coworker uncontrollably and when I calmed down I had to explain to her what was going on. It was fucking embarrassing and I still haven't been able to talk to her without cringeing lol
>>33954815Then why do western men expose themselves to women also?
>>33954824Western culture worships the state.
>>33954838The famous MQ
>>33954813It's just a fact that muslims don't think women are people thoughThe majority of western men have some quantifiable view of feminism.
>>33954861>women are peopleProof?
>>33954846Lol, touche mistress.
>>33954827I'd like a girl to be willing to go to a wrestling show with me and be willing to give it a chance.
>>33954781: (
>>33954840FOnly one, and he’s keeping it a secret. I’m not in the clear, but it wouldn’t be any real negative outcomes if it came out
>>33954859The dome of the capital was made by religious men who believed that the only way their government would ever fail is if the people abandoned their religion.
>>33954854Hope you enjoy your day!
>>33954840A girl at work saw my Makima background on my phone. She immediately jumped on and tried to strike up a conversation about it because she had just seen the film. Obviously she didn't know just *how* into it all I am, thankfully. Still felt exposed.
>>33954856It's okay, she understands you. It's normal to be triggered by something like that.
>>33954861Which is?
>>33954861>muslims don't think women are peopleBased goatfuckers.
I woke up wondering if this korean girl I just met thinks I'm gay because we briefly talked about progamers and I asked her which pro gamer is the most handsome to her and told her I thought one player (Peanut) is "moe" It's probably fine though.
>>33954868>Only one, and he’s keeping it a secret.He found your OF account? Did you give him something in exchange for his silence?
>>33954880yes, 50% off for a 2 weeks subscription
>>33954877She probably hates you for using a Japanese loanword.
girlsI got my first gf a few months ago but I have a lot of issues with sex. It causes me a lot of stress. I’m really really terrified of getting her pregnant, so I can not enjoy sex at all. It makes me really anxious and stressed. What to you do to not worry about it?
>>33954873kekI still feel like I'm in 2008 where exposing yourself as an anime fan was committing social suicide. It's surreal how much people love anime now. How was the conversation though? How would you feel if your coworker cosplayed as Makima?
>>33954877and then you wonder why you're single the fuck kind of question is that...? could you act ANY more insecure?
GenderHow do you react if your friend gets blackout drunk at his female friends house, and with his girlfriend sleeping in the other room, he leaves the bathroom covered in puke and crawls into bed with his female friend? And afterward, no one seems to care at all?
>>33954890notmyproblem.jpg
>>33954883It seems like they're always on sale, it makes me wonder if that's just the actual price
>>33954890MI would probably stop hanging out with those people or at least stop partying with them.I also don't imagine that guy's relationship is likely to survive for much longer.
>>33954883Would you make custom stuff for him?
>>33954889>>33954877Just whiteboi things
>>33954887knowing abortions are a thing?
>>33954896is that really what gives you piece of mind?
>>33954892>It seems like they're always on sale, it makes me wonder if that's just the actual priceit is, but let it be our little secret. i'll give you 50% off for a weekly subscription
>>33954840M no
To both sexes -- is it a mistaken venture to strike up conversation with young women at bus stops and cafe's and event receptions and etc...? I don't really see it happen often myself. I feel free to do so with women my mother's age, because I don't feel an urge of performance, but I feel I'm depriving myself of spontaneous human interaction, and serendipitous opportunity.
>>33954895I've never met a white guy that acted this cringe, sounds more like incel things
>>33954629it's okay to come out in late 20s, we don't hate gay men here
>>33954887nag, but you can't impregnate a mouth.
>>33954885Good thing Koreans are all weebs nowadays>>33954889She started it, because she had some japanese pro-gamer e-celeb on her lock screen we started talking about it.>could you act ANY more insecure?wdym? If anything the issue is the inverse, where I was so open with her I had no insecurities about saying a korean guy is cute lol.
>>33954888It was fine. We basically just talked about the movie and then work stuff. >cosplaydont wanna blog about my 2d obsession but cosplay does nearly nothing for me. I do have about ~3500 pictures of fanart for her, though.
>>33954900absolutely, don't be a creep. unless you're 666
>>33954703LMAO fucking legendary!
>>33954897I mean, yeah ofc you make sure to use safe contraceptives but there is not one thats actually 100% reliable so if we do everything right and it still ends in an unwanted pregnancy then it does give me peace of mind that if all else fails I still don't have to force a child to live a life that wasn't on purposewhat form of bc do you use?
>>33954903I dont think that couples only have oral sex
>>33954900Yeah, that's harassment.
>>33954900talking to random strangers outside of very brief small talk interactions is strange and creepy af, yeah
>>33954770The pretty white women I know who have gone to places like india got bothered by locals and asked to take pictures with them and all that.They didn't feel threatened by them though. They barely considered them human, it was more like when you see people interacting with roaming monkeys in india or SEA. And I don't mean that in a racist way from my perspective, that's just how they describe the dynamic. I think it's stupid (and actually racist) for them to think the people are just harmless inhuman backdrops to their instagram pictures.
>>33954883That's a shit bargain, ngl. One weekly BJ from you would be my minimum in that situation. But I'd hope for sex every workday.
The new girl on my project is absolutely gorgeous, very sweet, and recently married. Every conversation with her is pain. How to cope?
>>33954908just curious, what would you do if abortion was illegal where you live?>what form of bc do you use?Condoms
>>33954900MI'd honestly try and protect her from you
It should be impossible for a girl to not have at least one boyfriend by age 16.
>>33954914get a gf that mogs her
>>33954919:|
Can we bring back malls? I'm a zoomer and never got to experience mall culture.
>>33954917move>condomsyeah, I'd be worried to if I relied on condomsfind something way more reliable
>>33954909Most couples aren't terrified of pregnancy.
>>33954906I don't imagine myself acting in that kind of way, but I have reservations that my nerves would make me come across as such. The only way to overcome that would be through experience, which may lead to some uncomfortable first times.>>33954910You jest, but some could see that as such.>>33954911What country are you from? That seems erroneous from my perspective.>>33954918Why? I wouldn't want to make any inappropriate comments.
>>33954900M It's not a bad thing but you REALLY need to know how to read the room and body language. If someone doesn't want to talk to you, stop. If someone is open to being talked to by strangers, they won't wear earbuds/headphones and will probably put their phone away.>>33954905I'm more of a Power guy, but based.>>33954914Befriend her and her husband then meet her single friends who are like her
>>33954900I dunno, but women often strike up a conversation with me in those places. It's always random small talk.
>>33954923it wouldn't be the same anyways
>>33954924There isn’t any other choice. She will not do IUD or pills, she says it’s not healthy. She cares a lot about her physical and mental health health
I wish we had videos this good for International Men's Day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigw
>>33954926No, I don't jest. It's literally sexual harassment.
>>33954926>What country are you from?austria >That seems erroneous from my perspective.only because you're starved for human interaction, most people aren't like that and actively want to be left alone because they already have to interact with people all day long already, so the last thing they want is having to do small talk with a stranger on top of that
>>33954905>~3500please be lying
GenderDid you ever take a yearbook graduation photo.MNo I'm a ghost as far as that one is concerned.
>>33954923Everyone would be looking at their phones
>>33954936MaleI was homeschooled so no.
>>33954934>most people aren't like that and actively want to be left alone because they already have to interact with people all day long already, so the last thing they want is having to do small talk with a stranger on top of thatCity slicker detected. Your opinion has been discarded.
>>33954914Use her as an in to network with her attractive friends.
>>33954921How?
>>33954927It's unfortunate that you feel the need to clarify this. I'd hope this comes as natural.>>33954928You must be good-looking.>>33954934>AustriaThat makes sense. It is late here, but I am Australian. I could only expect something from your perspective to be of a central-to-northern European background. Unless you are a Viennese urbanite like the other anon has said.>>33954933Your suggestion of sexuality being involved is unfair.
>>33954939quite the opposite, but most people go to school, to work and are around their family, you don't have to live in the city to not want more unnecessary human interactions
>>33954936MMy last yearbook was from 2nd grade. There was no yearbook in any of my schools up until 6th grade and then I was homeschooled after because my family was traveling too much to stay in school.
>>33954906You mean 667?
>>33954936fyearbooks aren't a >>33954946thing here
>>33954937Just make the mall a giant faraday cage
>>33954943>It's unfortunate that you feel the need to clarify this. I'd hope this comes as natural.Brother, we are on 4chan. A guy might think a girl is in love with him if she tells him her name.
>>33954772Aren't you a whore
>>33954936M no. It was just my regular school photo in the yearbook.
Don’t you love me don’t you need me
As a girl you'd have to be really fucking ugly to not have a boyfriend. Either that or you choose not to have one.
>>33954923This >>33954930It's like asking to bring back WoW classic or MMO's in general. The world just doesn't work that way anymore.
>>33954906wtf is a 666
>>33954904I can add that she wasn't that physically attractive, but her personality was. But she's also too fucking young for me. So that was probably why I didn't give too many shits.
>>33954954Ok
>>33954954A lot of females simply don't count approaches from non-Chads as them hitting on them.
>>33954954>As a girl you'd have to be really fucking ugly to not have a boyfriendNot a thing.Born a woman = Guaranteed boyfriend. No excuses.
>>33954949How would you suggest broaching a date if the lady in question is amicable? I'm certain that the expectation of politeness would not invite such a request, but I also expect that you wouldn't be able to find success without trial-and-error.
>>33954954You aren't wrong
>>33954960She's stacked by the way.I've heard different explanations, either that she got implants, or that she just has naturally more fibrous breast tissue and because of her condition they look abnormally large because the no body fat didn't effect the fibrous tissue.Anyway, would.
>>33954923I have one and go almost every weekend. Why do you live in a shithole?
>>33954927>powervery good taste, most comic relief in anime/manga dont do it for me like her.Thanks for the pic btw, skippy at the bottom left is funny as fuck.
>>33954956NTA 6 feet, 6 figures, 6 inches
>>33954966Everyone still has a local mall in a literal sense, they're just not worth going to anymore unless you still like to watch movies at the theatre. Malls are almost completely just shit for women now like bath and body or tanning salons.
>>33954629same with me and girls but present tense
>>33954880I told him about the OF account to make sure the company wouldn’t fire me if it came out. It’s soft core at best. Main thing is streaming vlogs and vidya Obviously not me >>33954885
>>33954966I know a mall that’s almost empty now and the owners refuse to do anything about it. All department stores gone.
number floor
>foids made fun of men for being soundcloud rappers and for being cryptobros>meanwhile every foid now posts naked pics of themselves for 5 bucks and get shat on by arabs for 10kLmao
>>33954973Why do you do that to yourself?
>>33954961just ask for her number, or if you're less confident, her snap/instagram.
>>33954978bro thinks every girl is the insta whores he follows again
>>33954981Bro got home from school and is now rizzing and dabbing on atoga XD UwUFuck off, cringe retard.
>>33954983Bro is crashing out
>>33954984Bro you lost :dead skull emoji: :crying laughing emoji:
>>33954983bro got home (the basement) from going upstairs to use the bathroom (that his mom cleaned today) and is spewing bullshit about his jerk off habits on atoga again
Why women add so much fake stuff to their stories even when i know what happened? This is why I dont believe most of the stuff they say
What is this diddyblud doing on /atoga/ is blud Epstein What is this diddyblud doing on /atoga/ is blud a Mossad glownigger?What is blud typing, is he a cuck, or is he a sus womens, or is he a based incel?Wait I think I know what he's typing now...SIX SEVEN!!!
Men are just stroking their shit and rubbing lotion on their shit at an alarming rate
>>33954992I wanted to post six seven earlier when someone posted 667dumb arsehole stop stealing my gen alpha memes
>>33954989Bro thinks he's him and has aura but he actually isn't him and has no aura or rizz Meanwhile me: trap dab daddy auramaxxed and mogged you ;)
>>33954993Can you blame us when Nora Fawn looks like this?
>>33955000Very Indian of you bro.
>>33954993this is very true
>>33954978>Bruh, check out my mixtape
>>33954993men>do stuff on their own time and not hurting anybody>MY GOD THE GALL!>OUTRAGE!women>destroy society>*nobody cares
>>33955005I am a man little brother. Lighten up
This is the bad timeline
>>33954729Yeah, Cindy was very cute in game too and why I chose that OP pic.
>>33955002That was proper grammar, mind you.
>>33954999oh shiiii homie is sweating and thinks he's doing something
>>33955009oh boy are you in for a surprise
Moids could be farming aura but instead they're here bitching about no gf (which is caused by their lack of aura)
>>33955017I'm more of a "Based literally me incel looking somber to darkwave edit" type male not a phonk slowed Yeat aura type male, sorry.
>>33955016Let me guess it just gets worse
>>33955017they have no aura because you need base aura to aura farm 0 x 0 is still 0
>>33955020
>>33955017I met a woman I want to date in these threads
>>33955009Who cares, I'm winning
>>33955017>could be farming auraI don't know what this means.
>>33955032Cultivating swag.
>>33955017the only thing I have is aura
>>33955021yup
>>33955030What about me
Ovualting is the fucking worst I’ve never wanted to be more dead in my life
Women, are you a Madonna or a whore?
State gender and choose.
>>33955043What's so bad about it
>>33955046I choose not to eat this slop
>>33955045both
>>33955045Niether
>>33955046these make absolutely no sense
I think it’s nice that men are strong enough to beat me but don’t
>>33955043Death by penis.
>>33955060>but don’tLucky
>>33955060Beating women is only OK if it makes them horny.
>>33955033>Cultivating swag.I don't know what this means.
>>33955051>>33955057
Girls, do you think I'm a nice guy if I turn off my ad blocker on all websites that I feel provide value to me? I only leave it on if I have to search for some article on a libtard rag or something.
>>33955066Cultivating a personality and charisma.
Need femanon with absolutely massive, hefty, pendulous booba.
Femanons do you admit that single mothers are a cancer killing society?
>>33955069doing your part>>33955071atrocious taste
>>33955067I don’t look like this and I don’t say these things
>>33955072there would be no single mothers if men were decent
>>33955070I don't know how to do this.
Why do I get so sad/nervous when my fiance gets quiet for a few days? I mean I know she has some mental health issues and sometimes does need space, but even then I feel kinda shit when it happens, even though I know she still loves me and nothing is at stake with our actual relationship
>>33955076Why do children from single father households do way better in life then?
>>33955069No, I think ads are disgusting I refuse to look at them if I don’t have to
>>33955060You're welcome ma'amThe one time that a woman tried to beat me, I could barely feel it. It was bizarre
>>33955074Taste deez nutz nigga
>>33955081because they just give the kids to their mom to raise
Are we all not God’s precious creaturemaxxers?
>>33955086Do you know what "single" means?
>>33955090the kids grandmother, the fathers mom you idiot
>>33955060Most men are simpering cucks that couldnt even if they want to. That's not them being "nice" they're just hardwired to be pussy babies. This is a practical and good thing of course but it's not noble or moral. Its just biology.
>>33955084>The one time that a woman tried to beat megiwtwm
>>33955091If that's supposedly the reason for the disparity then why don't single mothers just do the same then?
>>33955045Kate bush :D
>>33955046I choose Ritz Bitz
>>33955097I'd like to get a look at your bush, Kate.
What motherfucker is most responsible for giving women rights? I want to desecrate his grave and shit on his fucking corpse.
State GenderWhat is something you are checking out of at an alarming rate?What is something you are checking into at an alarming rate?
>>33955103>What motherfucker is most responsible for giving women rights?Me.
>>33955083I pay to not have ads on streaming services. But I also realize they're how a lot of websites make money, so if I'm reading an article, I accept there's ads on the side. That's what keeps it free.
>>33954588I have never felt more seen in my life...Thank you
>>33955104M>checking outPosting on /atoga/ during namefag hours (basically 8pm-2am PST)>checking intoWomen. I think I will find a wife soon.
>>33955099She's married anon, stop flirting with her.
>>33955104Checking OUT of?Work I guess. Though that ship has mostly sailed. Still probably not great though.Checking INTO?moldmaking and resin casting and making weapons and props from videogames/anime/etc.
Women, what do you like about not being a man?
>>33955111>She's marriedEven better!
>>33955116I'm small and light. Being a big cluncky man seems less comfy.
JD Vance has been arrested for threatening JD Vance.
>>33955096because women that are single moms usually come from an undtable environment, which is why they end up with a baby from a dead beat father and those women usually don't have moms that have capacity to just raise their kids whilst single dads are usually widowers that had to look after their kids due to some tragic incident and more often than not they come from a stable environment where their mom can afford to just stay home and raise the kids for them which is why there is so many more single moms than single dads, men only become single parents if they are part of some sad sob story about how their wife had a car accident, they don't take on the responsibility of raising kids alone if they could also just dip and let the kids mother raise the kids alone
I have never once ever seen a real woman who had "she/her" in their bio.
>>33955124I have.
>>33955123Source: Your assGoalpost status: Successfully moved.
Did you make your bed today?
>>33955127sure thing buddy
>>33955128No. mommy does that for me.
>>33955128nah fuck that shit
>>33955128I'm still using my bed sheet as a second blanket. Its so comfy, i feel like a cat curling up in piles of clothes
>>33955128i deep cleaned it into submission and scoured it of all life that isnt me
>>33955128Leaving the bed unmade lets it air out and keeps the sheets fresh longer.
>>33955116Being short sucks but at least I'm not a short man
>>33955128No, I'm a bit of a slob when it comes to that. I pretty much only make it whenever I have company.
Women you are required to be nice to us on international men's day
>>33955116Nothing. Some men get fast metabolisms, they can lose weight faster, they have stronger hold on their emotions sometimes. Though it sucks that they have prostates, its a weird organ.
>>33955147I'm always nice to you, even when I'm mean I'm doing it out of kindness
do women who bounce on it have big adductors
>>33955143How short of a man would you be?
Men should be required to go with their penises exposed to celebrate the international men's day
>>33955128i sleep in a lounger and cover myself with a towel
>>33955149>prostates, its a weird organThats where the pre-cum comes from!
>>33955147same>>33955150I'm just giving you guys constructive criticism because I care about your wellbeing
>>33955151No, I'm just light, and have decent endurance, so no need for big muscles.
I need to bounce on it or something bad will happen
>>33955155>Thats where the pre-cum comes from!Liar
>>33955153pls no it's cold out ;_;
>>33955153Okay, now what do I do
>>33955150>even when I'm mean I'm doing it out of kindnessHow does that work?>>33955153If only women weren't repulsed by them...
I didn't even know it was men's day. No female said it when I was outside.
>>33955158if you wanted that you needed to start preparing 10 years ago, maybe 5 at the latestits too late now, your brain has finished developing and its all downhill from here
this 21 year old uni student approached me ( coffee bar), asked what I was reading, we talked for more than an hour, she put her number in my phone. we went on another coffee date. the issue is that I'm almost a full decade older, she's short and young looking, and it makes me very cautious and hyper-aware.do I procceed with this or kindly let it fade?
>>33955104Checked out of racial biasesChecked into Genghis Kahn maxxing
>>33955168what kind of bait is this now?
>>33955165i once wished a man happy mednesday and the look on his face is the reason i havent said it in the decade+ sincefucking men
>>33955158You'll get maybe ten bounces in before I pick you up and fuck you into the mattress, sorry.
>>33954954>>33954960Where do I find men to date?
Sluts are precious.
>>33955169how do I Genghis Khanmaxx?
>>33955124You must live a very sheltered life, far away from the big city.
>>33955170why would this be bait, seriously?
>>33955168nice dream bro
>>33955158I bounced on it two days ago and it was great, just wanted to rub it in a bit.
>>33955178Have as many babbies with as many woman as possible
>>33955174You did it to Chad. We know.
>>33955176commune with the female psychic hive mind and coordinate to flush out single guys and employ pack hunting tactics to gradually tighten the net around them, like all women do
>>33954954MI recently found out from a mutual friend that many of my friends are befuddled by my lack of a gf. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm some kinda gigachad because I'm a bit extroverted and easily make freinds, but I'm super picky and generally faceplant with the few girls I do like.>>33955184Oh, no thanks. I prefer quality over quantity.
>>339551761. Outside.2. Tinder.3. Kazakhstan.4. The high seas.5. Back of 7/11 at 3 am.6. Sewer.7. Space.8. College to get more knowledge but all girls are on Jupiter.9. Sneed's Feed and Seed.10. Hospital
>>33955180use your brain
>>33955168IF you're not LARPING, yes, let it go
Just downloaded a new personality
>>33955175Ok
>>33955192things like this happen tho if you're attractive
Reminds me of my younger days.
>>33955176Come to my house.
>>33955168How dedicated are you to ensuring that you die miserably regretting all of your life choices based on your imagined idea of the perceptions of other people who might not exist or ever affect you at all?
Men is it true that the size of the penis has no correlation to the size of the man?
I'm horny!
>>33955195:)
>>33955202yes
>>33955168MIf you like her and think you're compatible despite the age gap, then keep goingIf you don't then stopIf you don't date a girl you like (and she likes you back) just because someone on the internet said your age difference was icky, that's worse than cuckoldry.
>>33955202I don't know because I don't bother looking at other nude men, however I heard from sluts who make a living fucking popular rich men that NBA players may be 7 feet tall but still have 5 inches. I myself can at the very least say that tall women don't have bigger/deeper pussies.
>>33955202Yes. I'm very well endowed, yet I'm short as fuck. Literally 1st percentile in height.
>>33955202I'm quite tall with a sadly small penis so it certainly isnt a necessary link, no.I still love my little buddy tho, we've been through everything together.
>>33955200it doesn't look good tho. look at the replies here already, people either assume I'm lying ( which I'm not) or that age gaps like that are inherently predatory. even my mom told me to not pursue it and find something more sustainable and age-appropriate
>>33955081>Why do children from single father households do way better in life then?NTA but that's because of the different circumstances that lead to being a single mom vs single dad. Single dads only become single dads if they WANT to be a parent. A teenage boy isn't gonna get stuck with a kid after one dumb night without even knowing the mother's name. A man isn't going to be stuck in a situation where the mom moves out of the state 2 months before the baby is born and stick him with all the responsibility. The mom is the default parent whether she likes it or not, so both good and bad moms become single moms. A man has to fight or otherwise go through exceptional circumstances to get sole custody, so only the men who actually want to be single dads will end up in such a position. Shitty mothers become single mothers, shitty fathers become absent fathers. Unless a study takes into account HOW a person became a single parent, and compares men and women in similar circumstances, the study isn't worth much.
>>33955202There is no correlation. HOWEVER, keep in mind that 5" on a guy who's 5'6" tall is going to proportionally look larger than 5" on a guy who's 6' tall. This is why most guys in porn are manlets.
>>33955206thans for the genuine advice man. I guess you're right, and I need to just get used to it. it legitmately gives me anxiety tho. I was walking around with her for a bit today and I felt on edge a bit
>>33955187I think I might've been banned from the hive mind for being autistic :(>>33955190I didn't find any outside or at college :( I wanna try tinder but I don't have any good pics of myself and I feel like my family will get all weird if I wanna meet ppl on dating apps :(>>33955199Where you at?
>>33955202Yes. No matter what you do, there is no real sign to tell you how big a guy's dick is
>>33955217I knew it!..
>>33955202no. women assume so but this isn't true. they assume this of skinny men as well for some reason. there's no genuine correlation with anything
>>33955220You're probably just fucking ugly or obese. Single females don't exist.
>>33955221Weirdly enough I know a girl in my friend group who can guess a guy's dick size with scary accuracy just by looking at them. I have no fucking clue how she does it and she refuses to elaborate, except that it doesn't work on Asian guys.
There’s got to be more to a human being than this.
>>33955227:(
>Decide to search "International Men's Day" on reddit>90% of the posts are from:>AskIndianMen>AskWomenIndia>AskIndianFeminists>AskIndia>Dehli>TeensIndiaDo you think its finally time i stop using that website for good...?
>>33955231and how exactly do you check her prediction?
>>33955231Maybe she just happens to catch them while they're wearing pants with conspicuous dickprints.
>>33955233did you ever think about how there's no upper and lower case for numbers?
>>33955237We don't but every guy's self-report says she's right, including me. And it's not like she guessed all the asian guys have small dicks she's just wrong (and I think based off all the JAV I've watched, asians have the widest bell-curve of dick size)
>>33955235who the fuck gives a fuck about "international men's day". that whole "international day of someshit" is globohomo trash
I should text him
My dick is very visible in the shorts I'm wearing today, and there are no femanons around to see it. Sad!
>>33955235If it weren't for this thread I wouldn't know this was a holiday at all. I wish it wasn't. I don't want to be limited to a single day. Every day is Men's Day, except for Mother's Day and International Women's Day.
I'm not saying looks are the only thing that matter in life, but it's insane how much doors they open
>>33955233Oh there is, just not for you
>>33955220the balkanspull up
>>33955252Put your penits away
>>33955251What is there to lose if you text him?What is there to gain by not?Guys like it when they don't feel like they're the ones initiating all the time
>>33954723FWhen I was a kid I loved Parasaurolophus, though now I'm more into the Cenozoic>>33954750Can't complain, I'm the same way>>33954770I enjoy solo traveling and have done it in the past, but only in first-world nations and I play it pretty safe. It would be great if women could solo travel in third-world countries and be reckless in safer countries but unfortunately that's not the way the world works.>Where do you think your safety precautions should end and "people should be good to others" should begin?Women should just follow common-sense rules. If you're in another country by yourself, don't get wasted in public, don't go home with men you don't know, be aware of your surroundings, don't go in clearly dangerous neighborhoods past dark, etc.>>33954840FI was in a foreign language conversation class in college, the professor asked what we did the night before, I stupidly said I stayed up all night watching Squid Game (this was back in 2021). I was the Squid Game/Netflix girl for the rest of the semester.
>>33955249>who the fuck gives a fuck about "international men's day"I do... :\
>>33955244No. Where would that lead to?
>>33955258It’s as put away as it can be, I’m afraid.
>>33955255You’re retarded
Should I take brain supplements?
>>33955252in my republic, men would be legally compelled to wear vacuum-wrapped latex briefs that double as condoms
>>33954723MCompsagnathus. They’re the size of chickens.
>>33955263total chaos I suppose
>>33954778lmfaooo this is so bloody good, is this AI or another tool?I love this sm, make more pl0x xx xDif anyone has any voca reqs btw then hmu. Imma head out to get some MSGGG for the king and queeens, but can do some funny bits xholy shit I love you guys so much. ydk how much ATOGA means to me. big love and respect across the board xoxo
>>33955045Madonna physically whore mentally>>33955046Cream cheese and chives>>33955116>not having to go to war>being acceptable and feasible for me to be a stay at home parent>not being a retard who does stupid shit for funsies
>>33955262that's great for you antonio guterres
femanon, can we astral project and have spirit sex?
>>33955268yes, why not put random shit in yourself, life is short
>>33955000Women need to stop getting naked in the snow and cold water and stuffFucking psychos
>>33955274>Cream cheese and chives+1 gf point
>>33955279it doesnt bother them, women evolved from carnivorous sirens who lured sailors into the shallows to tear into them with their needle-like teeth
>>33955272ONE two THREE
if emiru is your baseline for an attractive woman you may want to reconsider. she doesn't look attractive with or without makeup.
>>33955274>not being a retard who does stupid shit for funsieswhy do women hate fun?
>>33955149A lot of men end up emotionally stunted freaks, though. They arent automatically better with emotions they just act them out differently.
>>33955269That sounds uncomfortable + I hate wearing condoms. Let us wear loin cloths or something else instead, leader
>>33955153>every single man can now cockmog meJesus christ the thought of that was unsettling. Women, is that how being flat feels?
>>33954840Male I doubt anyone ever spared a thought to consider I might even have secrets. I don't have secrets. There's I don't talk about.Walking around completely functional while carrying tremendous yet unnoticeable sorrow is my strongest, most developed skill. I've been doing it consistently for around forty years.
>>33955092The first time I beat a woman was when I was six. She was my classmate. I don't remember the reason, obviously. I just remember that I kicked her in the stomach once, and that was enough.
saw a woman lighting up a cig outside the local walmart. instant erection.
I'm bleeding. Men why did you do this to me, why didn't you impregnate me?
>>33955296hope she was ok x I'll light one in her memory lol
>>33955268idk breh >Pyridoxineonly make a difference if you were deficient >L-Tyrosineonly really has any effect under stress >L-Theanineonly really works in combination with caffeine >Oat Straw Extractbasically no effect>Phosphatidylserinemainly works for old people with cognitive decline>Cat’s Claw Bark Extractidk why thats in there, might have some slight anti-inflammatory effect >Alpha-GPCslight effect in people with mild to moderate dementia >Bacopa Monnieriactually might do something but you'd have to take it daily for at least 12 weeks>Huperzine Acould help slightly if you have alzheimers, might accumulate and cause side effects like nausea and insomnia >L-Leucineno nootropic effects >Pterostilbenesome neuroprotective effects in animal studies but idk manbasically, just get bacopa and tyrosine next time
I am an incel that is tall and skinny, has tattoos and piercings, smells of perfume and showers everyday, doesn't drink alcohol or do drugs.Yet I am 29 and never had a girlfriend. I get ghosted, ignored and rejected by every woman I try to approach.My sole existence is a paradox that blows the minds of normies around the world
>>33955298soz my kidz wuld be bipolar n rubbish but hope the bleeding stops soon, also just chillax babe n take a paracetamol and it'll all be fine x
>>33955284oh god.... oh shiiiit>>33955304
>>33955210>age gaps like that are inherently predatory.They aren't. They're inherently prone to be unbalanced and have unhealthy power dynamics.>even my mom told me to not pursue it and find something more sustainable and age-appropriateAfter one coffee, you can't discern how sustainable it is. It might be more sustainable than many relationships with women your exact age.The age gap is possibly a big issue and you should immediately determine if it is and how big of an issue by getting to know her, not by asking uninvolved strangers.People suggesting all such relationships should be avoided are literally suggesting that you should avoid relationships with possible issues. That's a recipe for lifelong loneliness.
Do fat girls have tighter pussies?
Women actually start to make way more sense if you reduce everything they do to the logic of "how can I get attention".
>>33955304not this again
>>33955233"This" being the tiny bit of it you're focusing on? Yes.
>>33955298it's your clock telling you to stop fucking around on 4chan
>>33955310No.
>>33955304>Yet I am 29 and never had a girlfriend.You dress and act like you're 17.
>>33955312everything men do is 100% logical if you reduce it to "how can I get more attractive pussy"
>>33955298if i hug you really tightly, can i squeeze it out?
>>33955259Connection, maybe he’s different nowMaybe I’ll gain a connection or maybe I’ll just get hurt again who knows
>>33955322>maybe I'll just get hurt again who knowsAnon... protect yourself. He's an ex for a reason.
>>33955320just change it to more pussy desu, look at how often men cheat with uggos
sometimes maybe goodsometimes maybe shit
GenderWhat energy drink do you like?MI drink two cans of bang daily for a quick energy boost.
>>33955331FI find energy drinks gross, closest I get is that canned espresso stuff
>>33955326There is comfort in the familiar
>>33955331mis og cocacola an energy drink?
>>33955331Mcoffee or tea, I'm not drinking battery acid
>>33955331fcheap store brand ones
>>33955314You have no idea what I was focusing on
>>33955331F. Does diet coke count?
>>33955331Monster Zero Ultra is my favorite, although the last few times I opted for Vice Guava or Paradise and enjoyed them equally.I also like most flavors of Red Bull and Celsius.I usually just drink black coffee to get my caffeine fix, though. I never have more than one energy drink in a day whenever I drink them.
>>33955331Mcoffee, energy drinks taste like shit and make my heart beat too fast
>>33955341Marry me
>>33955350M, also
>>33955331MI like red bull. I never drink energy drinks. They're not healthy and they are very overpriced.
>>33955331MMonster Pacific Punch
What are the best specific ways to sexually degrade girls who like that sort of thing?
You're thinking about it now.
>>33955320I care about head more than pussy but this is a fair assessment. I'm just really bad at it.
>>33955354it's the sugar free ones though, you might want to reconsider
>>33955364fart in her general direction
>>33955365>You're thinking about it now.What? tiddies?
>>33955331MNone. This shit fries your brain. Too much caffeine causes addiction.
>>33955366by pussy I just meant access to a female body but to be fair, it's not a big deal, we're all just animals that are slaves to our instincts in the end
>>33955368Nah, you're perfect. We would get along really well.
>>33955370Yes.
>>33955285I think she’s a cute
>>33955364slap her face
women, when did you get your last UTI?
>>33955285I dunno about baseline, but she’s cute.>>33947364
>>33955376very possible
>>33955378>I will never know what a boob feels likei might actually cry...
>>33955390That’s quitter talk boy >:(You’re life ain’t over yet
>>33955390you can always grow some
>>33955384I don't think I've ever had one
>>33955370I was aiming that cocklust spell at femanons, but sure, why not
Who won?
>>33955285she is cute but nothing special
sudden strong urge to suck dick
>>33955402Are you good at it?
>>33955387Yeah, she might cake herself up in makeup and is clearly neurotic ("I haven't been single for more than 2 weeks since I was 14, and the nicest guy I ever dated was a 20-year-old who dated me when I was 14") but her tummy will never not be attractive and she looks better without the anime makeup.I don't know what that anon means "as baseline" though. A woman is either attractive or not.
>>33955384I never had one and I have sex often. I have good health
>>33955405haven't had any complaints so far
>>33955411Thank you for your service.
>>33955392i just can't see it ever happening>>33955394Idek if this is possible. Literally no male in my family is fat enough to have moobs. Plus... that will never be the same. I can touch my own ass, but a woman's ass will always be better
>>33955416my pleasure
>>33955402What do you like most about sucking dick?
If you don’t like sucking dick, what could possibly change your mind?
>>33955422a lot of money
Girls, what would you think if a guy had a fetish for women crawling?
>>33955421when he gets rock hard and twitches
>>33955331F I usually go for ol' reliable when I'm ill
>>33955425That’s a very sad answer.
>>33955406>I haven't been single for more than 2 weeks since I was 14, and the nicest guy I ever dated was a 20-year-old who dated me when I was 14Fr?
>>33955427Will he chop off my legs?
>>33955398i will never forget when the Fine bros made old jewish people react to this lmao
>>33955427that he doesn't like women very much
>>33955433why?
>>33955318That makes sense tho. He never mentally evolved, he's stuck at a young age mentally.
>>33955439No, I like watching women crawl on all fours. >>33955441I am turned on by the submissive connotation, but I'm not a misogynist or anything.
>>33955417It happens when you least expect it. Just keep being a social person so you can meet people and it'll happen eventually. It really is a numbers game.
They're giving me meds and I have to sleep rn. I'm so fucking depressed.Please let's make a real suicide server this time and actually go through with it.I need to sleep like a dumb cunt but will add you all in
>>33955428Is there a part you don't like?
women do you even want your boobs touched in the first place?
>>33955331M, Super basic but I like classic Monster. I've been trying to switch over to Mountain Dew Kickstarts, whhich have far less sugar and a little less caffeine. I have Red Bull occasionally but its so expensive. I also like Amp, though its getting hard to find
>>33955452what is with the suicidals lately
>>33955455I can't think of one, no
I need a woman to sit in my lap with her legs and arms wrapped around me while we make out.It’s Men’s Day. I’m not asking for much.
dammit now I have the sudden urge to plop a girl into my lap and finger her while whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
>>33955452oh dear>>33955459sometimes
>>33955463You don't mind him grabbing your head or cumming in your mouth?
>>33955462I've always been suicidal lol. This is nothing new. I'm just a stupid nigger cunt who deserves to be raped again and die. Give me requests and I will do them until my phone dies.
Am i crazy? I dont understand this video. The woman in question isnt even that much more attractive than some of the women staring. I feel like this is a huge reach, no?>>>/wsg/6023234
>>33955464>>33955467laps aren't lapping
Theoretically, would a man even notice that I have some small acne marks on my chest
>>33955475You’re gonna have to pay me money if you want me to watch anything with assmongoloid in it.
>>33955472requests like what?
>>33955477Yes, anon. Men are utterly repulsed and horrified of acne marks on their women. Is that what you want to hear.
>>33955470thats kinda the point, no?
>>33955475You should be the suicidal one not the other anon
>>33955477I would notice, but they wouldn’t bother me at all.
>>33955480Idk any funny voices or scenes or impressions or whatever dude xD can gib to yoy guys also x
>>33955477Probably not. Definitely different for every guy, but for me, acne has never once detracted from a girl's attractiveness. When i was 14 i had the hugest crush on a girl who had terrible acne. She was still cute af
>>33955477Come on it can't be this small
Would women care about the chicken pox scar on my forehead?
>>33955476I wanna play mario kart with a woman sitting in my lap and getting mad and frustrated grinding on my growing boner while I hurl yet another turtle shell at her during the final lap
>>33955477I would notice but I don't think I care. Would you care about acne scars on a man?
>>33955464Well since it’s men’s day
>>33955472what happened this time?
Women, is it ugly for a man to have stretch marks on his back and shoulders?
Women, if you don’t play any video games, would you play some with a man you were dating?
>>33955492rude>>33955491not really>>33955496I mean, it's not more aesthetic than
>>33955477Yes, but by the time I'm looking at your bare breasts, I'm never gonna be fixated on your acne.
>>33955499sent too soon than not having them but it's not a big deal>>33955497I'd give it a try, sure
>>33955501Can you imagine lol?>oh hell no, you used to have acne?>get the fuck out of here!
>>33955475Im an autistic man and even I understand what’s going on. They think that girl is a ho because of the way she dresses and behaves. And non-hos don’t like hos.>oh but it’s just a flight attendant outfit2 sizes too small and with a mini skirt.
>>33955497You guys always get mad at me when I play and I’m not good at the game
>>33955494Hooray but only if you’re Her
>>33955495Wdym happened?I'm bipolar dude my brain is awfulGib funny reqs I will go out and do. My housemates want to take me to the mental hospital anyway so I have nothing to lose
>message him to remind him to tell his wife about us while he's on a trip with her at the end like we discussed >left on read>he sends me delivered groceriesnoooooi'm going to be mad if he doesn't and gonna end up telling her myself
>>33955505I’d probably pick something simple, and I wouldn’t get mad. I’d just be happy to be hanging out with you.
>>33955488can you do something like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6p1ffbP9Fpwit needs to be cringe
>>33955507sigh alright, make one pretending to go into labor
>>33955508MHonestly, anon, you should just go ahead and rat him out and wash your hands of this guy. He’s trying to buy you
>>33955513MPREG!!!!
>>33955508have some self respect
What is a dating preference you have that you wouldn’t say in a public setting? State gender. Mine is that I do have racial biases for who I want to date.
>>33955512Can you type out copypasta pls cuz my mem is ass>>33955513OK gib me a script pls.else i can wing it
>>33955507You're bipolar?!?!? You lived in both poles?
>>33955521just wing it
>>33955522Yeah brvuv im in NORF FCC andSOUFLODON INNIT CUZLy fuck my life I want to die. Die. Die......
>>33955520fI like big dicks
>>33955485Based, I like the way you think. But I get the impression that some women want to be in full control when they're giving head and some don't. And then you have some women like cum and some don't. My ex hated cum because of the texture, not the taste. Need a throat goat wife.
Women i want to answer questions. Ask us more things
>>33955526What’s the minimum size requirement? (Length x girth)
>>33955520MI also have racial preferences. I’m not really interested in dating south Asian or black women.
>>33955529kdo you like going to thrift stores?
>>33955489Same for my high school crush but I did scoff at him when he said that washing your face is girly
I like the idea of a woman giving me a handjob more than her sucking my dick.I forgot my question for the opposite gender.
>>33955521this maybe:From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh.. it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. For the machine is immortal.
>>33955514it's complicated because he's also living with me, and he said he refuses to go back to his place with his wife because she has a family member there who kicked him out and that family member suddenly said he can go back but now he doesn't want to. I don't know if i should do that while they're on the trip, and wanted to see if he will do what he says and find out when he comes back then rat him out if he doesn't>>33955518working on it, i guess
>>33955528I guess it's like with everything, it all comes down to personal preference and comparability
>>33955534Not him but yeah, I love browsing thrift stores, antique stores and pawn shops. I like old crap.
>>33955524I will do SponCan't type on zhefee cuz my.phoje is shrjcikt Funtington I will be sent Beckton the mental howpitaocbut I will say ri allSTEABERRY SBOTCAKE IS MY FSUGHRT FOR DUCKING LIFE DUDDEEEI am going to be section med again I'm just the crazy cat uncle who are people against meIf you are in UK though hmu I will sell you Holy drugs or dtb a bad geezer om your CctElse...........LET THE GOKD.YIMES ROLLMMĹLLLLLLLIF I was American, I would shoot a nigger I'm the steering.Is this niggerlicious or divine intellectual?Phone needs charing ve4 next gate to the 13TH DOMESNIOM BY FUCM WER SSCENDNEING TNGTO THE GODK LETS FUCKINGGOTHEY SAHIM CRSZH BUT I BRING RTRUTH TO YOU NIGGWRSTHE IGGER WILL BE A SLAVW TO GOD, AND NIS WHIP WILL DRGY TBEIR NIGGERQWFUCK NIGGERS AHHĤHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The cycle, huh?
>>33955534>do you like going to thrift stores?Only been to one once, and that was all the way in america. I dont think i bought anything, but there was some cool band shirts and stuff
>>33955506Nows not the time to be picky
>>33955537why? >>33955530about 7 x 6
>>33955539Alright, but stay true to your word. This man is adding nothing but problems to your life and is throwing money at you to distract you from them.Enjoy the groceries, at least.
>>33955298You live 200 miles away
>>33955538OK deffos wil read this soon xxCould a kind person perhaps collate my readingsFor I can attest to this one ofc, but thereafter I fare at a loss most energical.....
>>33955520MI want a woman with an oral fixation. Pretty much everything else I'd be ok with saying in public but that one feels like too much.
>>33955553I hate that she got plastic surgery.
>>33955543very based what are your most treasured finds and is there something you're on the hunt for? >>33955547you should give it another try, it's fun to go through people's old stuff even if you don't buy anything
>>33955552ma'am I am going to need this century english please
>>33955556oh fuck me, are you serious?
For me:>Stretch marks? dont care>Cellulite? dont care>Acne? dont care>Scars? dont care>Moles? kinda grossWomen, is this a deal breaker?
>>33955544oh dear oh dear I get the feeling your roommates are right in wanting to get you to the hospital
>>33955556who
>>33955558Please trnzzmatw for.me.mu xrilla else I will pathetic the count frfx my drilla ez......,...!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERD HOLY FU MFUCK NOE.IES O FJCKIGN AHTE YOU ALLLDKRO3CI939899939 THE OO
>>33955520MWhite (or east asian) women only. Not being fat. No single mothers.That’s it, really, all other criteria are pretty normal.
>>33955520FI like white men
>>33955563I don't have any moles, so no. I have some birth marks though.
>>33955520F. This >>33955568.
>>33955558Holy shit give me a Danny G copypasta that would be hilarious
>>33955569>I have some birth marks thoughalso goes in the indifference pile
>>33955534My first gf got me into that. The pain of losing her kinda ruined it, i sorta just put a dome over that part of my life to move on.
>>33955574nice
>>33955572I don't know what that is
>>33955564Somebody pls collate these pastas btw but im too mental rn to read then allYh housemates probs right but I'm FUCKING TIRED OF POSTIJG HERE FROM THE PSYCH WSRDI WSNT TO BE A NORMAL FUCMING PRRSON holy fucm I'm so fucking angry I'm gonna sell coke then fucking crashoit holy fuck. Fuck fucncfuckckridkdj IM XRASBING GIB GIB GIB VOCA REQS I WISH I QAS FUCKING DESD XXXXXXXXXXXXXXZ
>>33955557>it's fun to go through people's old stuff even if you don't buy anythingooo when i visited Osaka, i went to a used music store and saw original OSTs of final fantasy 6 and chrono trigger. That was pretty cool. Does that count?
>>33955557>what are your most treasured finds and is there something you're on the hunt for?The best thing I've taken home was this sweet TV from the early 80s. It only has coax, but it's a very aesthetically pleasing TV that I play old games on sometimes.It's got a deep red housing and a compartment on the top that can stow a remote. Nice digital display on the front that shows the current channel, too.Usually, the best things I find are drinkware. I have a wonderfully cheesy set of pint glasses that have US presidents on them. I also have a nice tripod lamp that I snagged from one of those places.
>>33955581I'd say that counts, yesmy favorite is finding old family albums, always very entertaining
>>33955584thats adorable, keep it up >>33955575aw man, how sad
women do you like having men around?
>>33955549>why?I dunno, I just do. I like the way a woman might look me up and down while she does it.I like getting my dick sucked, don't get me wrong. It just isn't a necessity for me.
>>33955550yeah he's even offering to buy me a new phone and put me on his phone plan amd it baffles me why he would want to be financially tied to me for 2 years. i didn't even ask for the groceries, he added more to the list to surprise me without telling me. at least he finally replied and understands he has to tell her about us. we've been friends for years but he said he had feelings for me a long time ago but it doesn't really say much since he's tied to someone else. i mean they're in an open relationship but it doesn't really seem like it. i told her about him flirting with me at least. agh.
>>33955587>thats adorable, keep it upIt's been a hot minute since I went out to one. I should do that again soon.I should mention that I've also bought plenty of books, tapes and records from those places, although I sold off my record collection several years ago.
>>33955520MI want someone who's evil but cute to me so we can be a toxic couple. Like, shoplifting, boarding a train without a ticket, and running crypto scams.
The more I use the onahole, the easier it gets to use.It's a little bit of work compared to just doing it raw with the hands, but it actually feels so much better now that I got the technique down.
>>33955588depends on the men >>33955590>look me up and down while she does ityou mean that in comparison to a bj she can look at your dick whilst stroking you? kinda makes sense
>>33955585I once bought this absurdly huge Bible from Goodwill that seemed to be a wedding gift, although I'm not sure how long that marriage lasted. White leatherette with gilded pages. Very tacky.There was a family tree in the front that never got filled out D:
>>33955593what tapes and which is your favorite? >>33955596very natural born killers coded
>>33955588No, they make me nervous and rarely in a good way
>>33955567>not being fatI agree, though I don’t mind a little chubbiness. One of my biggest fears though is that I date someone who eventually becomes fat and I just have to “live with it” or else I’m shallow>no single mothers.Agreed, unless I become a single dad, in which single mothers will be my main preference
>>33955599that second part was meant for this post>>33955595lol
>>33955597>you mean that in comparison to a bj she can look at your dick whilst stroking you?Yeah. And at my face, and then back to my dick.Easily as hot to me as prolonged eye contact while she's sucking me off imo.
>>33955588Do you like having random dudes around you as a man? I sure as hell don’t.
>>33955605you seem to have a bit of an exhibitionistic streak, huh?
>>33955520I think I can openly state my preference for intelligent men as long as I don't reveal how stupid I think everyone is
>>33955609I wasn't aware I did, but I suppose so.
>>33955601>big dude>tfw when im alone on public transit sometimes i can catch women staring at me and looking away when i look backlove feeling like the fucking elephant man
>>33955611And what if someone else thinks you’re too stupid to date?
>>33955598well, did you fill it out?
>>33955597>>33955601:(
>>33955613You think that’s bad. Imagine being black, big and tall, and having resting bitch face. I’m not only a target for criminals who think they’re tough and have little man syndrome but also women avoid my sidewalk.
>>33955579Holy fuck I'm crashing out for frame No rle vozlwprovsglr w tood ringGiv eeqs andman will forckcoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxixozo,ozozozzozozozoxk
>>33955599>what tapes and which is your favorite?Bought some books on tape, like Dracula and Jurassic Park. Some old music as well, like Megadeth's Rust in Peace and Sade's Love Deluxe.My favorite was this VHS of a Skinny Puppy show.
>>33955614That would never happen, I'm not even bragging it's just the truth
>>33955615No, but me and my stoner friends did use that Bible as a rolling tray pretty often.
Women say that I'm evil, but it's them who are evil.
>>33955477>would a man even notice that I have some small acne marks on my chest>t.
>>33955621pretty aesthetic, I like it >>33955625also pretty aesthetic, lol
>>33955618You seem zesty.
The way women attack Sydney Sweeney, converging her looks with politics, has made it more transparent than ever that women just wear identity politics as a mask to attack what they're jealous of.No?
>>339555798j yh3 past 8 used to gib very good advice....But now I ver seldom follow it....Gib your requests to me I will deliver in a decondoooooo2a48r8ti
>>33955603>Agreed, unless I become a single dad, in which single mothers will be my main preferenceBased Brady Bunch anon
>>33955626*stares at you evilishly*
>>33955631I'm M and i think she is very overrated. Am i jealous?
>>33955599>very natural born killers codedMan can't even jack off anymore.
>>33955563I've always wondered why women have more moles than men.
>>33955631she looks like that vampire girl restoration
>>33955626That's a very evil mindset desu
>>33955603>I don’t mind a little chubbinessYeah, it’s not a deal breaker, although not ideal. As for growing fat, I’d like to believe that I’m open and honest enough to bring myself to call it out before it becomes an issue. > unless I become a single dad, in which single mothers will be my main preferenceI wouldn’t say they would become my main preference, but it definitely wouldn’t be seen as a negative.
I don't like it when women are around me irl and I'm not afraid to say it
either gender, what do you do to improve and increase your self esteem?
>>33955631MI don't know shit about this woman's politics or what she's even famous for, but she has to have one of the most severe cases of resting bitch face I've ever seen.She's also a bottle blonde, and her skin looks like shit in this picture. She looks like fried food.
>>33955637I clicked the wrong post, ok?
>>33955631She has nice tits and a funny tits but I’m not sure what else she does. Is she even a good actor?
>>33955649It's cool.
>>33955646Be good at everything and look beautiful
>>33955646fdo things that make me feel like I'm improving myself in meaningful ways
>>33955646Be honest with myself and realize I never needed to improve my self esteem because I’m already better than most people
>>33955646Don't be fat, and don't be bald.
>>33955646MTry to make choices that allow me to be proud of myself, or at least comfortable with myself.
>>33955636>>33955639>>33955647>>33955650look at all the seething jealousy lol, they couldn't even respond without sounding mad
>>33955580Stsly tho any mot vovz rearsgux.im shy of ot,.mm,mmmmmm?????
>>33955631While most of the looking like piggies. Hilarious
>>33955660MShe and Sabrina Carpenter both kinda look like drag queens to me.
>>33955631Literally who?
>>33955664I get Sabrina but idk about Sydney
>>33955618I have all that but im white. I imagine being black makes it worse as you say yeah. Hang in there brother, im rooting for you. Much love
>>33955631It do be like that
Help. What are you supposed to do when everyone you like doesn’t like you back but everyone you don’t like apparently likes you? (Romantically)
>>33955631she looks like she's 40 years of age here
>>33955645Did any of the girls here watch WWE NXT last night? What did you think of the big title change in the main event?
>>33955646MI go to /atoga/, reddit and twitter and look at women talking about how much they hate men and how all of us are evil rapists. Destroys my self esteem, but i can't stop
>>33955580Supersonic by Oasis
>>33955678Probably kill myself right
>>33955632wtf is wrong with you schizo
>>33955678Treat others like how you would like to be treated, right? Give the ones you don't like a chance.
>>33955678lower your standards, you're obviously looking out of your league
>>33955678>but everyone you don’t like apparently likes you? (Romantically)It's over, time to die.
>>33955687OK post lyrics and I wil deffos sing lol xxx>>33955689Uh fake also u like.older womenUh a lot is wrong with me lmao next quesh???
>>33955678have sex with the people you don't like
>>33955686I had to stop going on feminist pages and right wing pages because they were making me so afraid of the world so I got a dating app went on a few dates and a guy actually did assault me so maybe they were right
>>33955646I have no social outlets or things to bond over. I have a bunch of online friends I chat with but they're honestly a lot better put together than me and i dont relate to many of them on deeper levels.I do write short stories about things I wish I have/had experienced.
>>33955696why did I laugh at this
>>33955678Stop romanticizing your idea of perfect love. Settle. This is the best advice you will ever get. Settle, dig in, and pray to god the person you settled for doesnt also leave you. you dont have to believe me. But you MUST settle. And if you dont, you can no longer say you didnt know any better.
>>33955704Everyone is just like you
>>33955686Doesn that make it better for normal dudes then? The bar is low to impress woman. Just be a considerate non-rapist and as long as you’re attractive you’re already in the bank
>>33955702Because you like to see suffering
>>33955706The bar isn't "don't be a rapist" silly anon, it's to at least be attractive if you're going to be one.
>>33955696If this is true im really sorry that happened, that's awful. I hope it didn't poison your willingness to get with other people.
>>33955709I don't. It is just so casually said idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDpQ2-Hd8YcPlease, genders—only click this link if you want massive tunes to blast from your posting device of choice.
>>33955704>do this, settle>she cheats on me with a guy 20 years older than both of us>admits it after my close friend passes away>dumps me after her admission>all mutuals have taken her side and support the new relationship>very few friends, no gf, bad relationship after standards were loweredI think this was actually one of the rare times where being foreveralone would be better
Women can't genuinely be lonely
How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?
>>33955718I wish I could be lonely for ONE FUCKING DAY
>>33955706No its more like>women hate me so i must avoid them
Women, you're in debt. We all know. How much of your debt do you expect your bf/husband to take care of.
>>33955722Turquoise Jeep? In the year of our lord 2025?Monstrously based anon
>>33955706>The bar is low to impress woman. Just be a considerate non-rapist and as long as you’re attractive you’re already in the bankLmao
>>33955722I would recognize that fry on an egg anywhere
>>33955725I'm not in depthstop projecting
>>33955723The fact that you say this just goes to show that it really is female privilege to never have to be lonely.
>>33955706>just dont be ugly bro!Yeah we've established that, thanks. Retard.
>>33955728Good luck trying to get me to reply.
>>33955689Alright I'm going to bed. I need to sleep and die in my sleep. Death and suffering only. Die die die to us losers on the board. I'm going to die a virgin snd that's OK. If you're not Chad, be based and do a msss shooting, or become a recluse like us cxxx
>>33955725As much as he can afford. And I mean husband, not bf. I wouldn't expect my him to pay if we weren't married
>>33955730Women still have to be safe and avoid rapists and creeps. Every time I try to have a hookup , a lot of vetting has to go into it.
>>33955726based youtube reference.the dawn of the internet was wild. now fuck off. the lot of ya
Girls, would a guy saying "you're so fucking worthless" while he's fucking you be the hot kind of degrading, or just make you cry?
My forehead is getting bigger, I have wrinkles under my eyes, and grey hairs, and never held a man’s hand. Ugly
>>33955273>is this AI or another tool?Lol no, that is my human brain and voice
>>33955730please be silent, I'm trying to be lonely over here
So I got my first gf a few months ago. But honestly, I couldn't care less about her and only use her for sex while watching vtubers all the time. She's a hundred times more boring than them. Am I the bad guy in this situation? I'm still paying for dates, though.
>>33955712I have good comedic timing
>>33955729Holy shit I'm not in debt either, I've been on 50 dates these last 4 months, they're *all* in debt. No one who is dating is not in debt. Dating a girl these days feels like crashing without insurance.>>33955735How much debt is it?
>>33955738it would just make me get dressed and leave to never be seen again
>>33955739I'm kicking you while you're down.
>>33955746Leave bitch, you're chubby anyway.
>>33955750more projecting
Wine and tears again?
>>33955738I'd end up sobbing and wouldn't want you to ever touch or even look at my direction again.
Men, how much money have you wasted on alpha male courses? Did they help?
>>33955742at least you're not calling her a practice gf but if she's boring maybe you should break up and find a girl you actually like
>>33955725i'm not in debt
>>33955754Literally 0 because ASPD is a cheat code
>>33955745almost like single people are single for a reason
>>33955754$0. I also bullied my little bro out of getting into any of that manosphere shit the moment he began to catch wind of it.
>>33955754I've never bought an online course, ever.
>>33955754No one buys that slop, it's for obvious cuckolds and toupee men.
>>33955743true
>>33955757>>33949335Is this you lol?
>>33955752I don't drink alcohol, so only tears.
>>33955722MI like them fried or scrambled, maybe with some Sex Syrup on the side.
>>33955752Sounds very good actually. Need to find a sad movie to cry to
>>33955722I need him to boil my eggs
>>33955764Nah, I’d never share nearly that much personal info about myself on 4chan, I’m also not a stupid piece of shit who thinks a list of qualities is what women want
State genderDid you aura farm rizz BBC mog huzz sybau today?
Apparently this person is a FtM transgender dude.Women really never learn, huh.If they cared more about men's mental health, maybe they'd at least be aware of the crushing solitude that is the baseline experience of most men.https://x.com/benonwine/status/1990400031271100875
>>33955694https://youtu.be/AjLkppV51C4I need to be myselfI can't be no one elseI'm feeling supersonic, give me gin and tonicYou can have it all, but how much do you want it?You make me laughGive me your autographCan I ride with you in your BMW?You can sail with me in my yellow submarineYou need to find out'Cause no one's gonna tell you what I'm on aboutYou need to find a way for what you wanna sayBut before tomorrow'Cause my friend said he'd take you homeHe sits in a corner all aloneHe lives under a waterfallNobody can see himNobody can ever hear him callNobody can ever hear him callYou need to be yourselfYou can't be no one elseI know a girl called Elsa, she's into Alka-SeltzerShe sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic trainAnd she makes me laughI got her autographShe done it with a doctor on a helicopterShe's sniffin' in a tissue, sellin' the Big IssueWhen she finds outNo one's gonna tell her what I'm on aboutYou need to find a way for what you wanna sayBut before tomorrow'Cause my friend said he'd take you homeHe sits in a corner all aloneHe lives under a waterfallNobody can see himNobody can ever hear him callNobody can ever hear him call
>>33955772ffor sure
>>33955754None. I've spent $55 on welkin moons in Genshin tho
>>33955758I’m not in debt and I’m single but my sister in law is 100k in debt and got a 10k engagement ring. Maybe men are just retarded ?
>>33955754$0I can get advice for free from married men in healthy relationships I want to emulate. None of those "alpha males" are married, they're just hooking up with women without any longterm goals.
>>33955753What if he was spanking you and making you look at yourself in a mirror while he said it?
>>33955758Sometimes as a man I feel like women only want me for my pp, they don't like me for me, they just wake up, think "I want pp" and then they enter my life somehow crawling through the vents. 99% of women have debt.>>33955756You're not single either.
>>33955771Good. That thread was a funny read.
>>33955711I’m sure I’ll experience the ramifications sometime soon.
>>33955770You forgot your namefag
>>33955773I'm waiting for FtM's to find out about mankeeping so they can go full incel since the female nature is impulse and emotions and not restraint.
>>33955768>Need to find a sad movie to cry toThe Hunt
>>33955779Oh hi anon, I remember you
>>33955773Mtears posting it on social media is a dead giveaway that that's not a real dude. actual dudes with actual testosterone don't do that shit
why is he getting jealous when i'm talking to my male friend over the phone if he's takenhe was waiting for me to notice the dessert he got me after he got off work and kept trying to talk to me(he had a bad day), should I have hung up on my friend?
>>33955790put the name on ohio
>>33955745>How much debt is it?A lot
I mog everyone ITT
>>33955795sounds like a real piece of work. anyway, you're autisming over it.
>>33955795>why is he getting jealous when i'm talking to my male friendlol, are you fucking retarded
>>33955779I didn't say the reason is depth in every case, just that there is always a valid reason
>>33955773imagining this MtF eating alone while the restaurant plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrVDATvUitA
>>33955795I'm confused, is the jealous one your bf?
>>33955773Funny how even when blasting testosterone they still retain all their female behaviors and mannerisms
>>33955754I don't pay for courses or subscriptions or anything onlineI order canned food from Amazon and sometimes buy games on SteamI work part time and just barely cover rent and bills each month while saving up for the next car repair or to maybe eventually replace my glassesI will not fund the government or welfare recipients any more than I have to to avoid being one myself
>>33955799And yet here you are, stuck with us losers
Girls, what if you were having regular sex with a guy and then he spits in your face?
women can you squeeze my hog?
>>33955811we would regularly have no contact anymore
40 year old auschwitz survivor who looks 25 hereIs my waist slutty enough yet?
>>33955017so i'd be aura farming if my chin was literally just a point
Women what if you were hav
I was at femanon's house last Friday.
>>33955795You are his work wife
>>33955807It's as if SRS and HRT can't actually make someone the opposite gender or something wow weird
>>33955808>I will not fund the government or welfare recipients any more than I have to to avoid being one myselfBased.
>>33955773>Muh crushing solitude I'm not giving you any sympathy for something that is self inflicted
I ordered 800g of talcum
>>33955754I probably wasted a thousand on therapyHow about that?
>>33955817fake
>>33955792So?
>>33955814not even close fatty>>33955816what now?>>33955817pics or didn't happen
>>33955823same, she was scamming me for sure
>>33955800i just didn't expect him to react that way he was moody by the time I got off the phone and wanted to be alone for a bit after that>>33955802yes actually very much so>>33955806the jealous one is acting like a bf(that's what my friend said), but he is taken. so I mean to say I'm confused why he would be jealous if he's already cheating with me and don't understand why that would bother him. i have no interest in my male friend btw>>33955818tfw don't work, we live together
>>33955828>not even close fattyplease... I'm so weak
>>33955816Did Candlejack get this anon? What ha
>>33955831>the jealous one is acting like a bf(that's what my friend said), but he is taken. so I mean to say I'm confused why he would be jealous if he's already cheating with me and don't understand why that would bother him. i have no interest in my male friend btwwhat a shitty situation, i wanna puke for reading this
>>33955832not weak enough
>>33955833They let you post from the retirement home, grandpa?
What are you going to do when Trump drops that stimmy?https://youtube.com/shorts/xtzhz8tAyDY
>>33955342But I know you're focusing on one bit out of everything involved in being a human being.
Women, what do you want men to do? You're always here and shit.
>>33955841Anything to cling to the tattered remnants of your ego
>>33955842They want us to rope
>>33955839Oh boy I can't wait for the effects of interventionist economics being blamed on "late stage capitalism" by the people who told me free market economics were "just capitalism" and then expected me to listen to or care about their vague poorly formed hypocritical complaints because of it. Never gets old. I love inflation and gays and either Israel or Palestine for whatever reason.
>>33955842nothing
LOL I am reminded that they pinch-tested us for bodyfat % in elementary school and mom was mad when they called home because I had none. women LOL?
>>33955842>what do you want men to do?You've already lost
>>33955852why didn't she give you any food?
>>33955849why would you want people to knoe you have an erection?
Ever since I met you, everything I’ve ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit, dead
>>33955848Capitalism works but what we have now is more alike socialism than anything else. They showed their hand when banks were proven to be too big to fail. https://youtube.com/shorts/9lDkwf9aWY0
>poorfags still buying slop they don't needplease stopalso how are my ladies doing
>>33955838Yes and they keep it colder'n a witch's tit in a brass bra to keep th' meat from spoilin'
>>33955848One day they'll understand, brother.
>>33955856assert dominance
>>33955857
>>33955857simp
>>33955857damn son >>33955861buying slop I don't need and can't afford u?
>>33955839spend it on fresh venezuelan cocaine as god intended
>>33955831>tfw don't work, we live togetherI don't comprehend this, how are you able to survive and pay bills while not working unless you're filthy rich, and if so, why are you living with some random guy?
>>33955866>>33955867>>33955869I will continue to drop random quotes from media I like and you will all eat it up like the fat pigs you are
I cannot fathom how women like dicks. Women could NEVER explain
>>33955872how cringe of you
>>33955872wow, who would have guessed the vagueposter was also an attention whore
>>33955873the only straight man itt?
Do you guys think someone is going to make a Donald Trump onahole.
>>33955869>u?STOP. Me and the dudes were playing football and I got smacked in the face
>>33955842get jobs and buy me things with their money
>>33955864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-1mHCF0d4idk bro it feels over
>>33955876Not at all, it jogs the noggin>>33955877Attention for what exactly? Blaming me for their choices to see the words and respond to them? An attentionwhore spams, and keeps pushing. I scroll YouTube shorts
>>33955881Wild how the only women who want husbands left are just gold diggers.
>>33955879he's not kawaii enough desu
>>33955879there's no demand for it. at the end of the day the principals of supply and demand win
>>33955885She’s already married big bro
>>33955885woah woah woah who the fuck said i would commit to you? no i want all of you, to go get jobs, and buy me things. not marry me you psycho
Are JeffCole shippers mentally ill in the brain?
My money belongs to plus-sized women with long eyelashes
>>33955880did that give you a boner?
>>33955886>he's not kawaii enough desuUhhhhhhhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
>>33955883Maybe for America as a whole, but that's why we need to push secession. Maybe can't save America, but we can save Florida, we can save Texas, we can save New Hampshire. It's never over. An idea whose time has come cannot be stopped by any army, or any government.
>>33955892a bit specific
>>33955835there, there anon *pat pat* get it all out>>33955842one thing I don't want them to do is offer me money all the time or try to give me gaming console right off the bat. i recently had a guy offer to hang out with me somewhere but he didn't need to also try to give me his gaming console for free. let's just go to the park or a state fair and have fun, enjoy time outside and do cute things together. get to really know eachother instead of offering gifts all the time. i wanna know how they grew up, their dreams in life, future plans and goals, their traumas and family life, their pet's names etc normal stuff. I want someone to inspire me to be better and how I want to be, supportive etc>>33955871my dad helps has an extra house i stay at. we're not really rich though. the guy isn't random he's been my friend for years but admitted feelings for me a couple of years ago. I rejected him back then, he got kicked out of his old place and needed a place to stay so I tried to help out. and since he's been here has been putting the moves on me and trying to say he has feelings for me. it's a lot and I wonder if he really knows what he's saying>>33955873they're like funny little cat toys :3 boing boing
>>33955896as a leftist i unironically agree. as an atogan i say fuck off with your off topic /pol/posting
>>33955896>we can save Florida
>>33955902i'm begging you to let them think they can save florida/red states so we collectively can stop paying taxes to support them
>>33955894Obviously. Yeah no we went to get Wendy's but I dropped one of my nuggets on an ant-hill. I called in sick today because I'm job-hopping.
>>33955903You collectively depend on them for food and raw materials you dumb fucking animalYou exploit them
>>33955904you are all over the place, thumbs up did you pick the nugget back up and eat it with free extra ant-protein?
>>33955899Not in the UK it isn't
It's pretty nuts to me that there are women who's entire livelihood (and quite good ones at that) is just>I don't wear a bra and bounce a little for a couple of seconds every day>That is my entire job and personality and I make 7 figuresNot hating. It's just pretty crazy to think about
Actually fun fact (or unfun fact) for those OF stars 90% of their subs are married men in unhappy relationships who pay to chat with them not just see them nude. There is more to it than tits.
>>33955903nta. it's history-tested that when SHTF it's nutjob book of eli types that survive/thrive. not whatever dystopic cumdrippers that wander around blue statesI think even women inherently understand this, no?
This secession talk is anti-American. Cease posthaste or the drones will be activated.
>>33955909Brilliant analysis
why is my body so fucking lewd
>>33955914my theory is that women are designed to be 40 lbs. of T&A so as to inherently fail their attempt to flee the male who will mate them into the ground. I am open to counterarguments
>>33955914it's not
>>33955906Lol, yeah. Thanks.>did you pick the nugget back up and eat it with free extra ant-protein?No it was covered in ant-sand they make the anthills out of. I figured I would donate it to them.Not gonna lie, I was upset for a time.But enough about me, how was your day today. I gotta look busy rn so my bros don't make me go out tonight.
>>33955915nobody is currently mating me into the ground, so who's really failing here? >>33955916how do you know?
>>33955919>nobody is currently mating me into the ground, so who's really failing here?Modern society
>>33955917fast food nuggets are such a scam I can't handle it. like here's 4 pieces of processed chicken sludge pressed together with fillers and binders and a microplastic container of chemical goy sauce, that'll be $11.84 after tax thank you
>>33955919you
>>33955917>donatewhat a generous man you are>how was your day todayit was alright, I got wound cleaning solution in the mail and had walnuts and hard boiled eggs why don't you want to go out?
>>33955919>nobody is currently mating me into the ground, so who's really failing here?we live in a thing called a society
>>33955909originally, married men in dead bedrooms were the primary consumers of porn
>>33955922? >>33955920I should make some arrangements for the weekend
>>33955914>Women are so gay they've looped around to finding themselves sexually attractiveWhy cant women just like dicks?
every girl ive ever been w enjoys extremely hard, intense, aggressive sex. That can be fun and my main goal is making her feel good but is there any way to tell if a woman is into mainly slower, passionate, kinda intimate stuff. Like the last gf I had wanted to be bent over and hit with a belt or have my hands on her neck while I had sex. I did it but it just isn't what I want at all.
Another worthless day. I used to be at the top, and now I'm at rock bottom. And whose fault is it?
>>33955873Cocks unironically provide the greatest physical pleasure I can experience. No food tastes better, no nap relaxes better, no sounds sing to me better. It's that good.
>>33955934So you’re a degenerate
>>33955927nta but do you know why dead bedrooms become a thing? the guy who's trying to be with me is married and he called his wife asexual.
>>33955919>how do you know?how do you know it is
>>33955934girl, this is gay. liking cocks is gay
>>33955931I didn't say this sexually arouses me, in fact it's more of a disturbing observation
>>33955168>29/2+7=21.5Not too bad, maybe wait a year or two
>>33955933yours? >>33955932have you tried dating mentally healthy girls?
Shut up, bitch.*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>33955931masturbating in front of the mirror and mirror sex is awesome tho
>>33955914lewd how
>>33955938why wouldn't it be?
>>33955943I've only been with 2 girls in my life, idk how to tell what mental health looks like or what the bedroom will be like, and its hard for me get over someone I've been with for even a few months. I cant just get back up the next day, fully reset my brain and then feel good.
>>33955934If you said that shit around me, I'd pin you to the ground and fuck you so hard you'd pass out from intense pleasure. But I wouldn't stop. I'd use your unconscious body as a fleshlight until the last drop of my semen flowed into your pussy.
>>33955949like the way the shirt stretches over the tits and how the tightness gives them such a lewd shape and jiggly firmness for example
>>33955951just find a girl that has other interests outside of being dicked down and likes to cuddle or so
>>33955921PLUS TIP. And then it's cold as shit like seconds after you get it. >>33955924Wound? That sucks, are you injured?>why don't you want to go out?Fucking okay so this is a long story, but basically every time me and the bros go out there's like 4 different spots we go to, long story short, there's a chick in our social circle named Natalie and all she does is try to get me to fix shit at her house. Specifically me, it's really annoying but I don't have like, a reason to be mean to her. Anyways I'm pretty sure she knows already I'm avoiding her because sometimes we go into a different spot and she shows up a second time
>>33955950that's no scientific thinking
I hate women.
>>33955943>yours?Yes, I hate myself for this, but I can't stop loving myself because I'm so perfect.
>>33955960it's literally built to be bred, how much more scientific could it get?
>>33955964that's just like your opinion
>>33955959>injuredno, I just bought it to add to my first aid kit>natalieI mean, she wants the d, why won't you give it to her? is she not cute?
>>33955966this feels like a setup
>>33955937After a certain amount of time the two of you living together gets normalized and you take each other for granted. The sparks that flew at the start of the relationship fade. Maybe one partner isn't good at sex and the other doesn't know how to get them to improve, or there's an unwillingness to change. It feels like a chore rather than something you want to do with each other. No one wants to spice things up or try anything new, so it becomes too repetitive. Someone gains weight. There's a lot of possible reasons.Alternatively, women get off birth control and find out they're not actually attracted to their husbands. Hormonal BC altering what a woman finds attractive in men is an adequately studied fact, I think.
>>33955946Selfcest is not only gay, but also practically incest
Never forgive. Never forget.
>>33955968you're just being paranoid
>>33955975fun fact, I caught a mouse with a mouse trap a few days ago >>33955974sus post
Women would you rather fuck a Chad Polar bear or a Panda ricecel?
>>33955978polar bearpandas probably suck at fucking, they are so asexual they will go extinct because of it
I miss squeezing her tits from behind while she played overwatch
Can we bring back up the man vs bear thing? it still hurts my feelings
>>33955982no>>33955981text her
>>33955976>fun fact, I caught a mouse with a mouse trap a few days agonow i'm being paranoid, so you're an exterminator...
>>33955936Probably.>>33955939No u.>>33955953>until the last drop of my semen flowed into your pussyHornypost ruined at the last second. But otherwise hot.
Why the fuck did I have morals throughout my early 20s? It was my biggest mistake. Never again will I refuse to cheat, or to fuck a bitch who's in a relationship, or steal something that's easy to steal, or take bribes. All my fucking morals did was make me miserable and create a bunch of wasted opportunities I'm sad about now.
Can an old man consent to a relationship with a younger woman?
>>33955986*grabs your dick and brings it scary close to a loaded mouse trap*
>>33955984She lives on another continent and we're two doms so it wouldn't work out longterm. She is a good friend I still talk to and the constant, mutual sexual harassment was fun though.
>>33955991>two doms>lives on another continent sounds ideal, you just go on vacation together once a year and hatefuck each others brains out then part ways again
>>33955987>Hornypost ruined at the last second. But otherwise hot.NTA but why don't you want to get pregnant?
>>33955988I don't regret avoiding hookups in my 20'sI do regret being too scared to ask some girls out and not getting over other girls fast enough
>>33955984>nowhy not
>>33955967Oh.>I mean, she wants the d, why won't you give it to her? is she not cute?I mean, we kind of, all, have done a thing or two with her, lol. she's really hot and all don't get me wrong, but banging her is kind of like, idk, routine? she's not really a hoe or anything but literally everyone has their natalie story in our group and it's all bad. Some of them are fucking funny, I shouldn't laugh but, she's kind of a wreck idk
>>33955991You would be cool if your girlfriend had the same type relationship you have with her, but with another man? I am sure if you didn't tell her you guys were hanging out, she wouldn't feel the need to tell you about her new boyfriend.
>>33955990wow, you are lewd. you win
GenderHow do you force a dog to swallow medicine? Putting in food doesn't work because he doesn't want to eat
State genderWhat would you do if this was your child?>>>/wsg/6015105
Good morning saars reminder to ignore and report the Toronto pajeet bloody dalit bastard
>>33956001>all badwell, at least you know how to easily stir some drama if you ever get bored
>>33956005Pinch the skin back of its neck to oh wait that’s for cats
>>33956000it's boring >>33956004high five>>33956005put it in his mouth when he sleeps?
>>33956001>not a hoe>*literally describes a hoe*
>>33955989Based now we have loophole to avoid divorce rape
Women owe me praise for driving past no less than eight different places I could have bought alcohol from on the way home and refusing to stop at any of them.I am owed praise for this because it’s Men’s Day.
>>33956021good boy
>>33956011What are you up to?
>>33956016>it's boringIt elicits an emotional response from everyone. I dont think thats boring
>>33956018I think anon was referring to gardening tools
>>33955999It's just... all of it was for naught. In the end, I was always on the right side, but what did it give me? I wasted opportunities and pleasure, and in exchange, I got an "I was right" achievement that no one would know about if I didn't say anything, and even then, many would doubt it. Because now, for me, every hole is a goal. In the end, I came back to the beginning and nothing had changed. I just wasted so many opportunities.
>>33956021Leftover women working at bottle shops is ironically canon
>>33955970from what i know she's not interested at all in exploring kinks he has a real curiosity about. she also told me, despite him telling me she is asexual, she told me that her only good dreams lately are her having sex with random strangers. he's currently living with me but I'm not expecting us to actually make it as a couple or anything considering the circumstances, but he knows I have an interest in the same kinks as him. he might want to explore with me since she's not interested.that's really sad though, i wonder how common dead bedrooms vs fulfilled ones in relationships/marriages. they've been together over 10 years and got married pretty young so I wonder if they are just different people now or noti've never been on birth control myself, just always used condoms or pull out method>>33955971selfcest is the best cestyou're missing out
Where are you all finding these whore-like women? I keep getting purity-warriors that want to wait 500 years before i can ask them out
Kissing doesnt even feel like anything unless I’m in love. Same with sex. I don’t know how people can have casual sex. It’s only good because I like him and I want him to like it too, but I also know he likes me so he’ll like it no matter what
>>33956024I should be asleep but I'm looking at cute fabric ornaments and it makes me want to get the sewing machine outwhat about you?
>>33956029Are they required to have a movie on at all times? What’s up with thatI’ve been to so many liquor stores where the bored cashier is watching a movie
>>33955996It's honestly better with an ocean between us, but we're just friends.>>33956003No, and I'll probably speak to her less when I get a gf. She almost got her unicorn sub bf and that was probably the longest we went without talking outside of anime/vidya/real world news
I remember when I was her liebling
>>33956032the trick for casual fun is to have a crush on literally anyone because then it always feels like fireworks
>>33956037Slutty
>>33956008MNot be irresponsible enough to let my child near a sheep pen to begin, what the fuck were the dumb sheepfuckers thinking?I wonder if the red /gif/ rekt thread is still up there's a similar video of a child running onto the street and being run over like a retard, just don't leave your child unsupervised.
Good lord the thread is beyond saving now
>>33956036how did you fumble?
>>33956032casual sex feels good in the moment, though my situation it deters on him confessing feelings for me but i'm hesitant to let myself like him back more than physically. that's why i have trouble relaxing and really letting myself lose myself in him while he tries to serenade me with his mouth. i find kissing more intimate
>>33956032people waste time and find pleasures in weirdest of stuff, meaningless sex isn't even close to the worst
Women would you ever unironically put a male human's penis in your mouth?
>>33956042oh no, poor you - anyways
>>33956050no but i'd do it ironically
>>33956034You would bored too earning minimum wage and forcibly being sterilized by your workplace
>>33956050I have and I will do it again and there is nothing you can do to prevent it
>>33956051Poor everyone being subjected to entj
>>33956033Oh, you're creative, that's a good thing to have.>what about you?I'm at a mutuals house waiting for some people to show up
>>33956042There’s nothing wrong with it and perhaps you are the problem, touch grass NEET
>>33956056All of our penises are in danger oh no
>>33956056world really needs a penis police
>>33956057ok yeah, that I can agree with
>>33956042I got you, bro
>>33956050i love sucking cock. i even take it and slap my cheeks with it, try to deep throat but then sometimes i gag and might puke a little
>>33956057You are the only indian faggot who has a problem with me we are not your friends and you don’t belong here get a job you unemployed balding manlet street shitter
>>33956061>you know how deep you were goin’ there ma’am?
>>33956060hide yo dicks, hide yo balls >>33956061until then, good luck hiding
>>33954588Agree
>>33956063MI would
I kind of want to beat up femanon's dad and fuck her in front of her defeated dad. Have him watch her tits bounce mildly conscious.
>>33956053>>33956056>>33956065Why dont women like this exist irl?
>>33956058well, I hope they show up soon and you have a good time, I'm off to bed
>>33956030>he's currently living with meYou don't have to tell me, I knew exactly who you are from your first post, Cuckcake. Your posts are pretty easy to spot out.>she told me that her only good dreams lately are her having sex with random strangersidk, to me that sounds like she married someone 'safe,' got off BC and is now excited by the idea of someone dangerous lol.> i wonder how common dead bedrooms vs fulfilled ones in relationships/marriagesenough to sustain the porn industry through the 20th century before the internet
>>33956075Because they're men
>>33956062Stupid fucking loser
>>33956076Night, sailor.
>>33956073now thats rather fucked up anon
>>33956044She fumbled me really
>>33954588Only manlets need a day of remembrance because nobody would ever think twice about them in any regular setting on any given day, every day is chad appreciation day
should i continue abstaining? or should i jerk off to blowjob videos now...?
>>33956080Oops, meant for >>33956066
>>33956084unexpected, how?
Women can i be besties with your dad and help him do DIY projects when we visit him?
>>33956050>>33956075Women, what signals can I look for that indicate a girl has an obsession with oral?
>>33956091yeah sure
>>33956087You could jerk off, but that would just leave me disappointed in you.
>33956088Don’t reply to me loser everybody hates you lmao you can’t even make threads anymore failed Toronto pajeet
>>33956090You’d probably like an expose video on you, all that attention
>>33956066>Indians out of fucking nowhereYou know you aren't beating the allegations
>>33955997I want to get pregnant more than anything, but that has nothing to do with hornyposting. It's just an actual life goal.The point I was making is that fetishizing cum isn't my thing.
>33956099>be careful what you post>gets doxxed into oblivion across every board including YT and social media Ironic lmao
>>33956093she likes to eat and fidget
>>33956089She crazy but I loved that bitch
Blue wizard needs girlfriend badly
>>33956093An oral fixation in general
>>33956096Would he be friendly to me? or would he threaten to kill me if i got you pregnant?
>33956101Nobody else would be this melty about anti-indian hate you’ve exposed yourself by literally replying to me loooooool pajeet intelligence
>>33956082Flip her around and shit, lift her up and like hammer into her. *plop, plop, plop* And she like, cums hard. Then we watch TV and I eat her out
>>33956102>I want to get pregnant more than anything>fetishizing creampies isn't my thingHow do you think babies are made lol
Ay, double phantom (you)s from the guy. Fun fact, the jeetlord name made him so mad he reported me for racism
>>33956105thats how that usually goes with crazy girls and their lieblinge>>33956106blue how? drunk? sad? blue skin?
Do men, even watch TV
>>33956091Omg yes he'd love that
>>33956121nobody under the age of 68 watches TV dorothy
Women i am genuinely curious. Lets say you are completely neutral. Just watching tv or scrolling on your phone. And your bf kisses your neck out of the blue. How long would it take for you to actually get wet/aroused?
>33956125>Saar is so poor he can’t even afford Living in India must be hell
>>33956128about 7 inches
Now that I’ve agitated him, it’s time for bed, enjoy
Enjoy resetting your router saar bye bye lmaooo
>>33956128depends on how close I am to ovulation, but usually it takes feeling his boner and I'm good to go
>Toronto pajeet exposed>thread traffic immediately diesSHITKSIN DALIT SPAMMER UNCOVERED
>>33956121No, I watch predictive history on YouTube
>>33956121I havent watched tv in maybe 4 years>>33956124Sweet! I'd love to have a bestie farther in law
>>33956121I do enjoy a spot of telly here and there
>>33956128I don't know, depends on my general mood. If I'm in a positive mood, I'm reciprocating in like 15-20 seconds.
>>33956008The Chinese are not an intelligent people
>>33956133devilish
>>33956135>it takes feeling his boner and I'm good to goInstantly?
Do women fuck on their back or is that a porn thing. I've only ever fucked from the side or from behind.
>>33956091My dad doesn't really do DIY, he will talk your ears off about history and the book he is writing.
>>33956148yeah, most of the time
>>33956145If you're in a negative mood, but not directed towards him?
>>33956115>blue how?It’s a video game referencehttps://youtu.be/pHn_cM5I2OE
What do women even want?
>>33956155I'm not going to want to fuck until I feel better, and I'm going to get mad at him if he doesn't stop.
>>33956149I'm fucking from all sides and angles
>>33956159They're junkies with amnesia
>>33956160affection from him wont lighten your mood?
>>33956159waking up and thinking let's fucking go and thinking hell yeah before falling asleep
>>33956149M>is missionary a porn thingWhat on earth
>>33956150SureSounds pretty wholesome as well
>>3395530428yo incel neet khhv standing by
>>33956147Looks like I failed via anti negging
Good night. Foids are mean.
>>33956075you have to find us in the wild>>33956077>Cuckcakenoooo, that's a cute but fucked namewhat is considered someone dangerous? do you think they can save their marriage? >enough to sustain the porn industry through the 20th century before the internetit truly is a cold world out there>>33956091sorry this just happened to the guy i'm seeing and my dad said no thanks he doesn't need help oof>>33956128I hope he does a breathy thing on my neck that's a surefire way to get me going with edgy teasing
>>33956166If I'm really grumpy, I don't want to be touched. He can show affection in other ways.If I'm not really grumpy but just negative, he can show affection but nothing sexual. If he gets horny, I'm going to get frustrated at him.
Women, whats your next move?
>>33956159love
>>33956181find some tweezers
>>33956179>you have to find us in the wildwhere do women like this hang out in the wild?
>>33956112I know, but you're missing the point. How is it so impossible to get men to understand that my desire to be a mom isn't fucking sexual in nature.
>Last night i created a scenario in my head where a woman was begging for my dick>Got the hardest non-porn induced boners i've gotten in a whileWomen will never understand....
>>33956181>no milk leakingFake AI video.But seriously, they shouldn't be too difficult to remove since it looks like they're mostly just in her shirt.
Do women ERP or is that a male/tranny thing
both genital haverssee any good movies or read any good books recently? Im feeling very down and i would appreciate something to get my mind off it.
>>33956102based
I am generally a person who doesn't like to complain. But I ordered a case of bottled water from Walmart+. I live in an upstairs apartment, so I am perfectly willing to pay to have my stuff delivered. Well, today my waters arrived not brought up to my door, but just sitting at the bottom of the stairs, meaning I had to pick up the case of water and carry it up myself. I would be justified in giving this delivery a 1 star review, right?
>>33956191You creep me tf out
>>33956197i watched palm springs (2020) and found it cute and romantic
>>33956196I like hornyposting, but the moment it becomes more than impersonal hypotheticals and discussions on preferences or experiences, I don't enjoy it as much. ERP is just too intimate to enjoy with a stranger.
>>33956199Yeah, especially if you tipped fairly.
>>33956202HOW?
>>33956204oddly wholesome
>>33956208Dunno, just a vibe, you outsource your emotions easily and don’t seem to be very intelligent. Combined with your sexual deviancy, it’s creepy to me
>>33956199i will alert wallmart management about this, sorry for your experience
>>33956205Well, it was "shipping", not "delivery". Walmart gives you different options. You can only get fruits and yogurt and stuff through delivery, but you can get pantry items with "shipping," and they don't give you an option to tip when they're shipped, but I assume the person is being paid adequately by Walmart to bring them to where it goes.
Women would you date a man who likes nintendo games?
>>33956215>I assume the person is being paid adequately by Walmart
GenderI put the pill in strawberry jelly and shoved it in his mouth and that did it.
>>33956219Well I'm not in charge of what Walmart pays them. The person wasn't expecting a tip and the app doesn't give you the option to leave a tip. I'm paying to have my waters brought to my door.
>>33956221did he wake up from the matrix?
I am going to get the groceries tomorrow.My fridge is completely empty and I don't even have any bread.I'm going to dig in so fucking hard.
Men, are there really sex things that you think are too degrading to do with your wife? Would you do these things with a different woman or avoid them entirely?
>>33956225yeah, pegging and similar homo stuff
>>33956219He’s a mentally ill Indian man that has never been to America
Genders, I have many meetups and other events in the big city I live in, but I've narrowed it down to three. Choose one where my chances of meeting women are higher than the others.>gaming con>popular boy band concert (most attendees are single girls!)>big event at a club with many celebrities
>>33956225There's things that turn me on hypothetically that I'm not sure I'd enjoy in real life I guess.
if he gets excited/lights up when talking about the idea of him having kids, discussing names we like, how he would teach them things and discipline them and such is he lowkey feeling out or imagining what that could be like with me? or just conversation as it is>>33956194go find her>>33956189we could literally be anywhere, even hiding in your closet>>33956218yes please, can we cosplay together too?
>>33956225I dont wanna degrade my partner at all. If I want to have sex with someone I want our time to be beautiful.My first lover would call me "daddy" and say porn-tier things like "im your bad girl im so bad" and the like. I went along with it even though it made me feel disgusting and ashamed. So no, I'd never do anything like that again.
>>33956225>too degradingI don't know about that, but I wouldn't wanna piss and especially shit on my gf...>>33956226Don't think that's how anon meant it.
>>33956231>is he lowkey feeling out or imagining what that could be like with me?absolutely
>>33956223He was awake
>>33956233Based.
>>33956236so what was the pill for? toothache?
>>33956225I’m not into degrading the women I have sex with, and I don’t have casual sex.I’ve only ever had sex with women I was in love with and fucked them accordingly.
>>33956233Give me her number
Saar can’t post with his friends oh no what are you gonna street shitter benchode lol
>>33956197la terra tremabicycle thieve
>>33956225Nothing. Actually, finding a woman freakier than me might be impossible. I will gladly pee in her mouth, fuck her with her head in a toilet, get pegged by her, and other stuff other anons could name.
>>33956196Hello can I help you?
>>33956241Antibiotics for an infection
>>33956218Pre switch yes.
>>33956247Is this a plea to ERP?
>>33956250based, he's now aids free
>>33956231>is he lowkey feeling out or imagining what that could be like with me?This is the only reason I’ve ever talked about that stuff with women.
>>33956251A timeless classic cat macro
>>33956246Letting her cut you?
>>33956229as if any real incel here would divulge his hunting grounds
>>33956253Purrhaps in an hour when I eat dinner?Anons did you know that today is not only men’s day but play monopoly day?
>>33956258hot
>>33956257>macro*meme
>>33956258Depends on the context, but I'm not sure it could be done in a sexual way aside from her scratching my back with her nails, which I'm okay with.
>>33956225Nope. I mean i do find slapping and choking and that kind of stuff degrading, but if my wife really really wanted me to do it, i wont deny her.
>>33956265No >:|
>>33956262I'll be asleep by then, but I am not in the mood anyway.
>>33956246I definitely feel more comfortable having disgusting things done to me than I am being asked to do them myself. I dislike both but if I was forced I'd prefer not to do that to the person I love.>>33956243You're gross.
>>33956231>go find herA woman that begs for my dick? Lol I wish...I want to believe its possible, but thats just copium
>>33956225No, the thing is that there are things I would love to try on her and with her but Im afraid she would be disgusted or get angry that I even have that in my mind and leave me as soon as the words come out of my mouth.
>>33956231>can we cosplay together too?I've never cosplayed before, but i would absolutely do it as a couple. Idk who i'd want to cosplay as though. Maybe a fire emblem character?
Women, thoughts on men with a (female) nipple fetish?
>>33956276>I definitely feel more comfortable having disgusting things done to me than I am being asked to do them myself. I dislike both but if I was forced I'd prefer not to do that to the person I love.It's the complete opposite for me. Fuck how I'm always in the minority. Isn't it normal for a man to want to destroy something beautiful? To make a proper girl a completely degraded bitch in bed?
What should i do tonight to avoid masturbating? how can i keep myself distracted?
Girls and gays, you know the drill, choose.
>>33956287Not if you really adore and cherish her at a deep, profoundly deep level - no. The thought of doing that to a woman I love dearly is legitimately sickening to me, like on par with sex crimes.
>>33956225I think piss and shit stuff might be too much for me
>>33956262>Anons did you know that today is not only men’s day but play monopoly day?World toilet day too. Really shows how much they appreciated us huh?
>>339562902nd from left
Girls, is there any way you'd ever have a threesome with your best friend?
>>33956291homo
>>33956295no
Girls, is there any way you'd ever have a threesome with your worst enemy?
>>33956293>World toilet day toowhat does that even mean, should i congratulate my toilet or buy it a gift
>>339562901 > 3 > 4 > 2
>>33956291>The thought of doing that to a woman I love dearly ismaking me so fucking hard. In the past, just imagining the face of my crush completely degraded and turned into an animal by me would make me cum without even touching my cock.
>33956260Saar do not ban evade
>>33956288Fuck off.
>>33956235beee careful anon this might activate my mommy-mode>>33956255how long do those sorts of feelings/thoughts usually last? at what point do you start thinking about imagining having babies with a girl, I just wasn't sure if he was being normal with me talking about it>>33956233i've had an ex and a fwb who was really into calling themselves daddy with me, it's something I could take or leave I don't prefer it. i like being called a good girl though personally>>33956234>>33956292this makes me feel some type of way because the guy i'm seeing wants me to pee on his dick. i'd hate to be peed/pooed on though. ick. I also don't like the idea of being spit on>>33956278what are your stats>>33956284my ex liked fire emblem and tried to get me into, comparing me to a character or two. i should give it a go. hope you find a qt nintendo cosplay gf>>33956286what exactly would he want to do?
>>33956295F. No. I think threesomes are disgusting. Have no interest in fucking women. Absolutely no desire.Even if I was interested in those things, I'd never risk the most important friendship in my life for sex.
>>33956295my ex bestfriend kept trying to get me to become poly with her
>>33956307Why so rude?? I'm asking for /adv/ice...
>>33956212The one thing I take exception to is being called unintelligent. If I'm anything, I'm smart. At least in some ways.
any anons ever experienced being peed on by a woman? how was it and what got you curious about itfor science of course
>>33956295Yes. By being in a throuple with her and the guy.
>>33956309>what are your statsWhat dick stats? i've posted them before:>Length: 5.5">Girth: 5">Curve: Upwards>Veins: medium amount>Foreskin status: None
>Women actually think that the weakest anorexic body type is good, but they also want someone dominant who will protect them. It's fucking impossible to understand these creatures.
>>33956324making imaginary arguments again?
>>33956319Yeah, it was awful. I felt heat spreading across my lap before realizing that it was wet. I had to go change her diaper and clothes, then go get changed myself. 0/10
MenDo you carry heavy things for your girl
>>33956329Yes.
>>33956328This is borderline pedophilic and you should kill yourself
>>33956329I would if I had a girl
>>33956324Who are you arguing with?
>>33956329Whenever I’ve had one, of course. I also carry the girl.
>>33956327No>>33956335With women
>>33956333Sometimes diapers leak, dude. You'll understand when you have a kid of your own. It's apparently a lot worse with boys.
>>33956329What do you care?You never reply to any of the replies.
>>33956340Hardly so. You're literally making up an argument.
>>33956319I was a lonely incel so the first girl i got with that also happened to be legitimately pretty basically felt like a near-religious experience. She ended up being crazy and did all sorts of freaky stuff i didnt like. She was into hitting me with stuff, being hit and of course watersports. She constantly threatened to break up or brought it up like "well i guess I should just go home since you fucking hate me so much" or accused me of cheating which made me terrified of saying no to her sex suggestions. Definitely not my best moment but I remember bits of her fondly.
>>33956344>You never reply to any of the replies.Why would I
>>33956344Reminder to ignore and report the pajeet shit poster asking creepy ridiculous questions that nobody wants to answer
>>33956348You are trash.
I don't want to workout
>>33956309>what exactly would he want to do?Everything that he would be permitted to do
>>33956346It's not something I made up. The same women who say they want dominant and strong men choose the weakest body type possible.
>>33956329if i had one, i would absolutely yes. The meme about men loving tasks/quests is 100% accurate btw
>>33956355I don't particularly care to date a dominant and strong man. Healthy is mostly what I care about, body wise. I don't anticipate my husband being in a lot of fights for my honor.
>>33956351Why
Femanons, would you prefer an agegap up or down?
Girls, how would you feel about your boyfriend calling you "fuckmeat"?
>>33956361Up, probably. But the biggest age gap I'd care for is 4 years in either direction.>>33956362Makes me cry just thinking about it. Why does he not love?
>>33956358Anorexia is not healthy, it's a disease, the same way obesity is.
>>33956356Moids are so simple
>>33956365Slim is not anorexic.
>>33956358>I don't anticipate my husband being in a lot of fights for my honorThis says so much without saying a lot about your relationship
>>33956360You don't care.
>>33956364I love fuckmeat
>>33956365>obesity is a disease
>>33956373No. I don't want to be insulted by my partner and called derogatory names.
>>33956370That depends on how slim. The guy in the picture is clearly anorexic. He's basically a bare skeleton.
>>33956366idc what are your intentions for this post, but i would LOVE if a gf would ask me to do quests for her and then thank me afterwards>Wanting to do things just so he can be thankedFuck Yes! I love feeling appreciated
I'm thinking about building a really advanced blowjob machine.Women if you found out about that would it be a dealbreaker?
>>33956376what do you like to be called
>>33956381The princess or the queen.
>>33956328it leaked through the diaper? not a very good diaper imo. I don't like how she did that nonconsentually with you, should have talked aboutit first.he's indirectly mentioned diapers with me, sometimes bringing up how his friend wears them for incontinence issues so I wonder if he's trying to get a sense if I would be interested in wearing them but i'm not sure>>33956347wow that sounds like a lotof that fucking sucked. I feel personally attacked but if I hit someone I have this idea I would have a big cartoony baby pink mallet with like white polkadots or the word "BAM!" on it in bubble letters. how was the actual watersports for you though?>>33956354I wouldn't want needles going through or anything or extreme abuse fetish
>>33956379Fuck off people pleaser simp cuck
>>33956378The guy in the drawing? Not at all, he's just slim. An underweight man is shaped different.
The masculine urge to nut in a trans girl while early 2010s emo revival hits are playing
>>33956372Why did I ask then
>>33956347>>33956385*inflatable big mallet
>>33956387Le Mao
>>33956391Data farming for your ai moid bf
>>33956381Whatever sweet and cute nickname makes sense in that relationship, I'm not too hung up.
>>33956388I love trans girls. They're always so horny, just like men.
>>33956385>I wouldn't want needles going through or anything or extreme abuse fetishNoooo im not talking about an abuse/torture fetish. I'm thinking teasing, sucking, licking, 'worship'. That kind of stuff. But ik some women are too sensitive for those things, so whatever she would permit
>>33956394Now you're pissing me off you don't know anything about me
do you think they have bpdemons in china?
>>33956361I prefer dating younger guys.
>>33956399Yes my brother is currently in a situationship with one
Women: Yay or Nay to a man like this >>33956379
>>33956393It's true. My husband was underweight at one point of our relationship and he looked like this.I could cup my hand underneath the bottom of his ribcage on both side.That is "anorexic" (he was just ill and underweight).The guy in the picture looks healthy but slim.
>>33956399I like that in China there's a full 22-floor building that's just one big brothel. Just imagine the stench and the sounds inside. I want to go there at least once.
>>33956403I've never met a man who wasn't like that.
>>33955845If that's your bag, go for it, anon.
>>33956407never heard of it
>>33956408Yay or nay, though
>>33956391You pretend.
>>33956413Yay, it's just how dating men is like.
>>33956405Egon Schiele out of nowhere
Women when do you think something will finally happen?
>>33956191>How is it so impossible to get men to understand that my desire to be a mom isn't fucking sexual in nature.BECAUSE IMPREGNATION IS SEXUAL IN NATUREGood grief, JH, you are one dense mofo.
>>33956426>something will finally happen?Will I get a gf?
>>33956421All my homies love Egon Schiele.
>>33956426>>33956430
>>33956191For once I actually agree with you.One can absolutely want to be a parent, but not even be interested in sex.
my jacket still smells like her perfume and I can't stop huffing it
>>33956438try her shoes next
>>33956427Okay, it's sexual by definition. But I don't fetishize it. Talking about pregnancy and impregnation doesn't necessarily sexually excite me on its own. Is that understandable?>>33956436Exactly. Sex is great, but my want for it is separate from my want for a family. I didn't think it'd be such a hot take to feel this way.
Either gender, I have trouble completely trusting individuals in a relationship due to past trauma, so I fear my threat identification criteria/processes may be flawed in some way. I can reasonably tell when one person is attracted to another person with decent precision via the amount and kind of attention given to them, etc. But, at what point would you or would you not feel suspicious of a partner in your relationship? If that's too vague, consider things like...>Physical touch, where and for how long is acceptable?>What kinds of communication are acceptable, noting that deliberately looking at your partners private correspondences are often a breach of trust and boundaries? Among other things, as this is obviously not all inclusive.Things that make me feel insecure seemingly are atypical, so I feel like I'm lost at sea here with no bearings on what is actually worthy of my attention. I'm having trouble figuring out what I need to just let go of or what I should really be aware of, especially with the rise of all the discourse and conflicting opinions around these things.
>>33956442You didn't say who you are and who you are talking about.
>>33956442i have no idea what you're asking, you had a trauma so you ask how long is touch with a partner acceptable? what kind of communication is acceptable? wtf does that even mean, and of course looking at private correspondence are always breach of trust.
Women thoughts on ear play? (Giving and receiving)
>>33956446>>33956447Im a partner in an exclusive romantic relationship asking either gender, because I want a breadth of opinions to pull from, what they think are behaviors to be reasonably suspicious of. I ask because I'm not sure I can trust my own judgment on it. In brief, that's who I am, as well as who and what I'm asking.
>>33956451ah, let me tell you, if you're suspecting she's cheating on you, she's cheating on you
If a girl laughs when she sees my dick, thats good enough grounds to kill myself right?
>>33956456there's a whole spectrum of laugh brainiac, one is hihihi with finger pointing and other is hohoho with eyes wide open
I don’t want anything bad to happen to that femanon who needs to bounce on it
>>33956454The gender of the suspect partner is irrelevant, but I'm not quite hubristic enough to just assume I'm always right all the time.
>>33956459ah, you're a woman, no he's not cheating on you
>>33956456Yeah, as long as shes watching.You should consider penis lengthening surgery.
>>33956462You're funny, and I love that, but I would appreciate advice deeper than>girls cheat and boys dont
>>33956456I wish someone would laugh at my dick
>>33956465>You're funnyHe is just spouting typical incelslop.
>>33956465boys cheat but can't hide it well, so you wouldn't need to ask about it here
Wya
Vectoring in on my nearest femanon
>>33956473MMy living room.
>>33956468>>33956470We're digressing a bit. I'm asking about signs of dishonesty that don't just come from the aether. Even if one hides it better than the other, I want to know what to look for when I can see it.
>>33956478change in behaviour and unpresence in your location
women please love me
>>33956478why are you asking? did you notice something strange?
>>33956456>If a girl laughs when she sees my dick, thats good enough grounds to kill myself right?I have a 6" grower cock that, when flaccid, is about 4-5 times smaller than when it's hard. So this happens every time I don't have a boner beforehand. But I just don't care and I'm like, yeah, yeah, micropenis, now suck it, bitch. I also show it off at public bathhouses and nudist beaches.
In the past year or so i have been really into brown and black women. Wtf is happening??
I love women, even though
Turns out my cold is getting worse.I was hoping it was just a small one.:(
>>33956495Drink beet juice
>>33956490seems you're becoming an african
>>33956498I don't even know if that exists here...How about eating red beets instead, like in salads?
>>33956483So literally anything they do that's unusual can be a sign? Or just not being in your direct field of view? I don't quite feel that's right. Can you be more specific?>>33956488Well, sort of, but my perception of strange may be skewed due to hypervigilance and such, which is why I ask so broadly. I don't want to know just about this particular instance, but about many
>>33956502Maybe you could give an example?. If he is like, looking at old friends on facebook I would be worried
>>33956502ffsBehavioral and communication changes Secrecy: Hiding their phone, changing passwords, or taking calls in private.Increased defensiveness: Becoming angry, defensive, or accusatory when you ask simple questions.Changes in communication: Becoming unusually quiet, or conversely, starting fights over trivial matters.Guilt or unusual apologies: A sudden increase in apologies or being overly apologetic for no clear reason. Schedule and habit changes Working more: Frequently working late, taking more business trips, or having vague excuses for their time away.New or different routines: Suddenly adopting new hobbies or habits, or spending more time at the gym.Unaccounted-for time: Being unreachable for extended periods without a clear explanation. Intimacy and affection changes Decreased intimacy: A decline in emotional or physical affection, or a lack of desire for sex.Changes in sex life: Unexplained changes in sexual habits or new techniques in the bedroom.Emotional distance: Pulling away emotionally, not sharing their feelings, or seeming indifferent. Financial and appearance changes Sudden interest in appearance: A new, unexplained focus on grooming, new clothes, or going to the gym.Money issues: Unexplained credit card charges, large cash withdrawals, or secretive financial behavior.New smells: Noticing unfamiliar scents like perfume or cologne
>>33956458Why would something bad happen
>>33956506I don’t know, but she said something might
>>33956405Nobody:Foids with husband: my husband...
>>33956513I would probably be like that if I had a wife in all fairness
>>33956504Sure, there are those in my original post >>33956442 but also, say, what kinds of comments about them are appropriate? Is having a boundary about alone time with someone of their preferred gender reasonable? Really just anything in your own rulebook of what you would and wouldn't let fly. I'm not asking for a novel, just whatever pops into your head as subtle or glaring yes's and no's.
I might move into my first place soon.It has bugs, maybe rats and mice, tarps over the roof to keep out rain, and it smells kind of funky inside but there's no rent. The old lady who lives in the other house on the property just wants a man living there for comfort and to help upkeep shit.Ladies, we're so back, I might have a home to start growing in.
>>33956515Not even the mananons with wives do it
>>33956508Bad things happen to anyone
>>33956517anecdotal evidence that the prohibitive property control era of boomer retirement investment is the primary source of the failing male mental health sweep that's demolishing the population
>>33956513>HAHAHA IM SO IN LOVE MY LIFE IS SO GOOD IM NOT ALONE LIKE YOU BTW LOSER LOLthey are so mean. they do it on purpose too
>>33956521What the heck does that mean lady
>>33956523kek and then four posts later they try to be slick and are like He's hitting me He cheats on me He let our baby fall asleep on its face covered in pillows should I talk to him about this..
if something has happened to me 3 times is that a coincidence or what ?
>>33956525Thats just life no
>>33956517Is she going to kill you?
>>33956530What was the something?
>>33956516NTA a d giving examples is probably actually not going to help, no matter how much you want them.If your partner gets something from somebody else that he should only get from you, that is cheating. Can be sexually or "just" emotionally.You should be very high on the priority list of your partner in general. That does not mean they can't habe evenings where they meet friends without you, or do some hobby without you.If they are avoidant and don't want to talk clearly, that is a sign of a person who should not be in a relationship, but not necessarily an indicator of cheating. You should leave that garbage though and find somebody better.
>>33956532Suppose so. My point is I want to fuck that femanon if that wasn’t perfectly clear
>>33956516I think I would trust them until I don't type of thing. Like go do whatever but it I feel that the vibe is off and you are dodging the questions or acting strange then I would set some boundaries
I'm not a foid and I usually side against them when it comes to stuff like this, but why the hell does everybody think the doordash chick is in the wrong? It was obvious that the dude fucking thought up some porn plot and had his dick out with the door open on purpose.
Women, are you seeing this shit?>>33956527
>>33956537YOUU
>>33956545qrd?
>>33956545agree
>>33956548chatgpt made up story
>>33956547Yup me
>>33956548Dude ordered doordash, told the female driver to leave it at the door, when she arrived the door was open and he was laying on the couch with his dick out and was "asleep"
>>33956535This is really good, but what are those things that you should only be sharing with your partner? I suppose that's really closer to the crux of the problem. Obviously just fucking someone is off the table, but maybe deeper into the grey areas? Everyone seems to disagree on these things nowadays from all the content I've read or watched about this.
Is it true a woman with small breasts is worthless and unlovable?
>>33956554made up american problems I sleep
>>33956557No. I want to see them
>>33956557ye
>LaWhore VagistanThis is hilarious.inb4: I would
>>33956557absolutely not
https://x.com/jisuluver/status/1990535208316383600White girls, I would like to apologize for the false allegations. This one's on Asians.
tfw he's getting me into watersports>>33956448i've been really enjoying seeing him shiver when i snake my tongue around his amd nibble on his earlobe. been getting used to the idea of it done to me.really nice to incorporate while making out >>33956546what a bad day to have eyes
>>33956566Why does that white boy have subsaharan shelf booty
>>33956567to have hot gay sex
>>33956566There are unironic pissdrinkers in this threadI think watersports is gross but for some reason the piss drinking scene in the Dune eroge was really fucking hot in the context of their water worship
>>33956574>the Dune erogeAnon, what?
>>33956577Behind the Dune
>Let's not have sex. I want us to stay friends.But I have sex with all my friends...
>>33956555>Everyone seems to disagree on these thingsBecause people have different boundaries.If I am having a hard time at work or need to talk about issues with my family, the person I go to are either my male friends or my gf, and not another women. Maybe as a third instance, but my partner is higher on the list and her opinion on it I should seek earlier. Regardless if she's an expert in the field or may even disagree with me.Your partner should come first and if it doesn't, you prefer spending large amounts of time with others instead, that is extremely hurtful. That person either doesn't love their partner properly or is in some other form broken, hence my comment about being avoidant.To a lesser degree this also applies to people who do stuff alone all the time. Why be in a relationship if you never ask your partner their opinion or share your stories and time with them?
>>33956579Too bad.
>>33956557Fuck off already.
>>33956557i wish women reassured us the way we always reassure them
>>33956574>pissdrinkersMI tried receiving it once. Mentally, it was funny, but it tasted disgusting.I like giving it, though.
>>33956588I could probably give if a girl really, really wanted me to, but I don't think I could ever receive.>>33956566Which side of it are you on?
I guess I technically enjoy watersports since I find squirting really hot.
>>33956567idk why but my guy has a nice buttdamn that thang thangin >>33956574where are they? he didn't suggest me peeing in his mouth, idk if he would be interested in that but he expressed he's really curious about me relieving myself on his dick. not sure if he means when he's hard or not but is it weird i want a whole scene and outfit for it? it also sounds expensive like getting water proof sheets etc... I like the feeling of my lower belly being pushed and teased when full it's new to me. I need cute panties for this
>>33956598>it also sounds expensive like getting water proof sheets etc... I like the feeling of my lower belly being pushed and teased when full it's new to me. I need cute panties for thisCan't you just piss on him in the bath tub?
>>33956598>getting water proof sheetsWhy not do it in the shower or bathtub?I mean I am not into it, but give this shit (pun not intended) some thought, before you randomly piss around the house...
Men, why haven't you started doing this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUfrk0iMUUA
>>33956606No way on gods good earth am i putting this video in my watch history and feeding it to my algorithm
>>33956606Not clicking that trash.
>>33956606Pic related is why.
>>33956606If men could start realizing when a channel is an indian guy grifting them. Then we'll really start recovering as a society.
>>33956606Wearing a nice suit makes you feel pretty powerful and confident ngl
>>33956618I still don’t understand how or why every fat retard alive decided to wear trilbies at the same time.
>>33956622I felt pretty damn good the last time I had to wear a tuxedo, at a wedding.But since I’m an embarrassing manchild I did have to stand awkwardly like Naked Snake and chuckle at myself in the bathroom mirror while no one else was around to see
What percentage of the stories posted here are actually fake, and just incels and femcels LARPing?
>>33956628The fake ones are usually written like Reddit posts.
>>33956624They thought they were somehow being cooler than wigger Chads who would bully them and alt emo boys who they were rivals with by emulating Delon in Les Samourai much like Thomas Shelby, but the problem is fashion doesn't matter, face does, without Chad face, fashion like everything in life, is pointless.
>>33956553rascal
women why are you so grossed out by penises?
>>33956635I don't think they're grossed out by them, they literally talked about putting them in their mouths like 2 hours ago
Girls, would you think it's kind of cute if you found out a guy only masturbated to pictures of girls in bikinis?
>>33956636i just saw an entire comment section of a video on instagram with women talking about how gross 'dihs' are
>>33956632Maybe someday
>>33956639Teenage girls on instagram are stupid as hell, what else is new
>>33956645>Teenage girlsI specified women
>>33956652Women going ew boys and their yucky dihs on instagram are spiritually teenage and frankly so might you be for taking them at all seriously
should i hint at my interest in endulging his curiosity kink of me relieving myself on him more? how should i go about it? what do i do? just start drinking lots of water? >>33956592i'm interested in peeing on someone and just starting being with someone who wants to be peed on, so this is all new to me>>33956602>>33956605we haven't had shower sex yet and i'm wondering if he wants to, he's mentioned in the past he didn't really to experience shower sex either. i really enjoy shower sex but since we have a height different he'd have to crouch or stoop down on his knees maybe or have me standing on the edges of the bath tub. picking me up might be risky.plus i also have a growing fantasy where i'm wearing fairy wings and sparkly rhinestone fishnets, maybe me in cute panties with a ribbon on them or with two button clasp thing on the bottom. I kind of imagine him on top of me or on our sides and teasing my clit with the head of his cock and him pushing on my lower belly amd releasing a little on the bed or a big pee proof plastic carpet thing with a cute designhe takes a long time to groom himself during a shower and probably poop befores it so idk if we can do that unless it's planned or something, not sure how to go about asking him I'm a little embarrassed
>>33956652why are you on lesbian instagram comments sections, anon?
Did 4chan get rekt again?
>>33956676Not as far as I know.
>>33956676no i killed the thread talking about pp
How do I stop under eye wrinkles
We just stopped posting because we were all getting our complimentary International Men's Day blowjobs from our holiday-assigned femanon.
>>33956679That was me. Why are you trying to take my credit?
>>33956683Did you enjoy yours?
>>33956606Because I started doing this
>>33956683No it’s because nobody likes posting with you disgusting swarthoid no friends cope
>he has to cope by samefagging with himself and making up conversations
>>33956685I got JH, so it was fucking amazing... that is, until I was about to cum. As soon as I told her, she stepped out, came back with a hazmat gas mask and full PPE. It was really hard to finish as she jerked me off into a biohazard bag, but the way she seemed irate at the whole situation made it kind of hot.
>>33956693Shit, I forgot the pic
i am angry because women dont want to love me >:(
>>33956684maybs becausei just wanted advice on my pee thingit's rightfully yours congratulations you made me think of this nice insta singer that's a lesbian here's your trophy songhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DLApHrIterJ/?igsh=eHl0cGF2aTFrMmUwmakin me wan a gf n shhii
>>33956693REJECTED BY THE JH SAAR
>>33956681Do the things you wanted to do without them before they appear. Life only moves in one direction.
>>33956705All I wanted was to fall in love but now I'm ugly and loveless and wrinkly
girls i only have one female friend, and i cant ask her about this.so if girls freeze up when i make eye contact with them, or sometimes make prolonged eye contact with me randomly, am i handsome? i notice this happens more often when i look more homely rather than professional too (i.e straight out of the shower with only pajamas on)no im not a manwhore just need to know if it means im attractive. my male friends keep saying im handsome too but idk for sure. i mean ive only been asked out by a girl once in my life.
What do you think of what the Prime Minister of Barbados had to say about the issue?
>>33956681dude try tretinoin. fuck i love this shit. go ask your medical provider. regular doctors can prescribe it. look it up first though. has some risks like severe sunburn, etc, dry skin if you dont moisturize but its the only skincare product thats not snake oil.
>>33956702I couldn't think of a polite way to ask why you have to be a pee pee fairy for your pissplay
>>33956717seconded, tretinoin is based
Successfully 24h no goon. Are you proud of me?
>>33956720Bro same! I'm actually approaching 48 hours.We're gonna make it
>>33956720bro we're 19 days into NNN and you want a pat on the back for going 24 hours?
What will happen if i stop jerking off for the rest of the month and take zinc supplements every day?
>when woman you hardly know spends an hour hanging off of you talking about sex>all you want to do is eat a pizza and drown in beer>>33956727nothing major. you'll be slightly more horny than usual
>>33956290Left most and 5'6 with long hair
Why does it feel so incredible to tell a woman that you love her? I've been with my fiancee for 8 years, but I'll never forget the moment I told her I love her years ago and she told me "I love you too". Maybe the greatest moment in my entire life. Like, this girl loves me? really? No games, no fakery, just me. I wish I could relive it over and over. This woman loves me. What the fuck? I'm a total bum and my only income is disability and a bunch of under the table guitar lessons. Even years later I can't believe she chose me. Fuck man, I'm the luckiest guy in the world. How do you women feel when a guy gets the guts to tell you that he loves you?
>>33956710They could be scared of you too.
>>33956717I don't think I can use it I have rosacea and super sensitive skin :( I can't even use weak retinols without breaking out into a rash
>>33956731Wont my loads be bigger?
>>33956693>>33956694This larp is the best.
>>33956733I want to say something to you but I'm trying to be a better person so I won't
>>33956733I want thismaybe next year though
>>33956638No. Seems autistic. Use you imagination.
>>33956720not me. ex asked to talk and then a massage and that led to her indulging herself with sex. I feel used. I wonder if she feels shame, or if she's shameless. I can't tell with her. Troubles, troubles
women do you think blowjobs could be romantic?
>>33956738not appreciably. Your body caps at about a spoonful's worth at any point in time, more zinc *may* speed up how quickly you can refill but all of it only matters if the interval between fires has been shorter than the time it takes to recharge to max capacity.you're in "I've been eating 3 pineapples every day but my cum still tastes like cum" territory
>>33956733NAG but I love a woman, just can't tell her yet
>>33956746What's his mouth doing though?Where's my pleasure?
>>33956755Is 69ing romantic or is there something else he should do with his mouth instead?
>>33956748>you're in "I've been eating 3 pineapples every day but my cum still tastes like cum" territoryWait does this not actually work???
>>3395675669ing is romantic <3
>>33956755>What's his mouth doing though?making noises?
>>33956740He loves writing his gay little suicide rejection letters
>>33956758ntaI didn't eat pineapple because I'm allergic but I tried drinking lots of pineapple juice when I was like 16 or 17 and while the taste got sweeter it didn't change the fact that it's still cum
>>33956759Not when you’re high asf on coke and suffocating in her pussy while riding your nose and it’s making her cum literally stuck inside her asshole
>>33956760Better be>>33956764Bitch madeHe should touch grass if he wants a normie gf.
>>33956764Based post desu. JH and BlueValk are both poly whores who fell for being niggerlicious. If you have divine intellect you reject sexuality entirely and exalt his name. I'm still trapped in the mental hospital and my sister asked me to send her loads of money, if I get some money from selling coke though I will get a PS4 and finally beat Crash 4 106%. I finally understand the "I hate women" poster, holy fuck I hate normalfags so much.
>>33956693You WISH I'd touch your dick.
>>33956733i recently had a guy spooning me in bed and during a quiet moment he said "i love you" to me while holding me. it was really sweet and i just was shocked at what he said. it made me feel good but i was scared because unlike your story, he's a taken man that has had feelings for me for a long time and I wonder if he really meant it. it was a really intimate moment though. peaceful even. just the way he said it. should i say it back? i want to but worry he didn't mean it due to the dynamics. i want to melt into him again while spooning or cuddling or something >>33956746yes, go slow and kiss, nibble and lick around the surrounding area, with occasional eye contact and soft moans. kiss the head, tease and get a good tempo going. >>33956718tinkle-- tinkerbell, word brain wish we could go outdoors in a forest when it's warmer where no one could see us
>>33956766>it didn't change the fact that it's still cumI dont get it. Isnt the point of making it sweeter to make it more palatable?
Do you know how sick you make me? You make me fucking sick to my stomach. Every time I think of you I puke!
>>33956775>yes, go slow and kiss, nibble and lick around the surrounding area, with occasional eye contact and soft moans. kiss the head, tease and get a good tempo going.
>>33955891Yes.
Why can't it be the 2000s again? I just wanna wake up in like 2004-2005 with all of the knowledge and shit I got now.
>>33956783what would you do other than become rich
>>33956783Accept it gramps. You can never go back
>>33956769Also the normies are literally trying to kill us and are poisoning our food with insecticides and raw lead. DO NOT EAT ANY FOOD OR YOU WILL DIE, OR EVEN WORSE BECOME A NIGGER. I'm on my Ghandi shit rn. If we wither and die, shouldn't it be at our own just hands, and not those of the big pharmaceutical cunts choking the life out of us? Hold onto your hats because they WANT us to believe they're in charge. Since I stopped eating I haven't needed sleep in 100 hours because I stopped ingesting nigger poison. It's truly revitalising to reclaim your life and sanity back. Once they release me from this icy tomb I'm going to stop fucking giving loads of money to my sister, and use my drug money to finally open my cat orphanage and live happily ever after. YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS TO, YOU JUST NEED TO LOCK IN AND STOP BEING NIGGERLICIOUS.
>>33956769Good grief, it was a shitpost meant to make anons laugh, and apparently BV is the only one who passed the vibe check. >>33956773Not really. In the real world we wouldn't be compatible at all. But online you're a fun internet chatroom buddy. I play both sides antagonizing you and rooting for you, whichever seems more beneficial.
>33956769Fuck off pajeet spammer don’t reply to me and kill your self unwashed dalit
Girls, are you saving up for a BBL or a boobjob?
>>33956783It can be 2000 forever.*rewatching pokemon 2000*
>>33956786Well for starters, I'd not be friends with a dude that beat up his girlfriend and impregnated a 13 year old just because we were into the same edgy music and dressed the same way.
>>33956793Wtf how old was he
>>33956769> PS4Welcome, Anon.
Isn't featuring an obese 400-500 lbs. guy in an Ozempic commercial kind of defeating the point of the effects they're trying to advertise?
>>33956775>tinkle-- tinkerbell, word brainlol you're alright anon
>>33956794Like 18-20. This all happened shortly after we'd both graduated. I refused to let him couch surf at my and my parents' house even though his estranged dad beat him up when he worked for him as a manual laborer. Because I'd heard pretty credibly that he beat the shit out of his girlfriend and threatened to do a revenge suicide after she broke up with him.
>>33955000Snow quality
>>33956758what the other anon said
>>33955000I wish I was that thin. :(
>>33956789I did laugh but as they say, truth is stinger than fiction. The only check that VK is passing is obesity and single mother welfare. She has the audacity to lecture a anons here on their sexuality while leading a life that would put most niggers to shame. Her child is going to be all sorts of fucked up and probably end up posting here with us.>>33956790Lmao fight me you curry eating jackass. I hope you drown next time you're taking a shower and are unable to redeem >>33956795Welcome to what? Is this a cult?Anyway I have PCSX2 on lappy here unless they confiscate again. I'm also supposed to go to work tomorrow lmao can you believe it?? The nigger will have to run the bar by himself. The ghost will pour us all drinks and douse acid on the haters for us. Let's manifest a better reality because we're all in the 13th dimension now!!!!!!!!!!
>>33956803And i wish i had a 7" cock, but there's nothing we can do about it
>>33956803Me too
How are you managing your kratom addiction? Or was it phenibut or percs? Maybe Ativan? I forgot what shit you're into these days but you need to cut down on that.
>>33956805How about I homosexually masturbate you to extend your penis? It will be fun, like something out of an Edouard-Henri Avril painting.
>>33956807Fuck off att whore
>>33956805>7inches is the wish fulfillment lengthmicro-sama..
>>33956808not possible
>>33956813Oh, you have a vajagoogoo and not a cock? Can I eat it out?
>>33956812yeah?
>>33956814>you have a vajagoogoo and not a cock?What? how did you make that leap?
Now that I weigh over 200 lbs. from overeating, am I eligible to join the Fat gang from that one Weird Al music video?
Why can't I have a half korean gf with a huge ass? Why does god hate me?
>>33956805I'm over 7" and I had a childhood condition that resulted in freakish girth but because of the girth I wish it was 9" so I could just show it off for cash. I'm such a miserable broke
>>33956741So I'm out here making good money teaching people to do something they've only ever dreamed of, about to get married with all our friends and family there on the beach, while you're doing what exactly? stay in your gamer chair faggot
>>33956822>my only income is disability
>>33956819God doesn't hate you, he just prefers to take the form of an incubus and suck you off while you sleep. Remember, Jesus is a pimp and born again virgins like you are his army of hoes.
>>33956818Literally just stop eating. Food is overrated. I haven't eaten a meal since last week. Smoke and drink and hate yourself but don't eat. I had to buy new belts recently because my trousers were falling off cause I've lost loads of weight. Thin is the way to go. I finally have my jawline back. Being fat is for Americans and obese retarded British council estate welfare pinching crooks. Don't be a lazy cunt, be a skinny worker and work your socks off. It's what your mother would want.
>>33956821>ooohh look at me with my huge cock>Im so miserable
>>33956826Anoerxia Eraaa
>>33956827literally yes that's where I'm at
>>33956823I teach guitar retard. 60 bucks an hour
>>33956826I was in Europe recently for a conference and was horrified that the only other fat person there was also part-American. We did this to ourselves. Became ogres instead of humans.
>>33956804How does someone that’s older than fucking toddler drown in the shower lmao
>>3395683060 bucks an hour twice a week teaching 2 teenage boys who are only half-interested because they think having an instrument to play will make girls want to fuck them? Yeah, you're really making bank as a hundredaire.
>>33956777Yes, but it doesn't do anything to the texture.As a straight moid, I don't really like cum. I like the idea of it, and giving it to a girl I like. I'm even open to the idea of snowballing with a girl. But by myself? That's just off-putting and feels like a waste. The last few times we've tasted my cum it just tasted like mucus, so rather inoffensive. Whenever I get a gf I'll reassess if I need to change my diet for the sake of the taste of my cum, but for now, it really doesn't matter.
>>33956819The only tall skinny Asian girls I’ve seen were inducted in CCP propaganda campaigns
>>33956779what did you mean by this pic anon? you would blow your load or you want that and ngmi? i absolutely love body worship and like receiving too>>33956797oh yeah? gotta get silly with the sexy times too! that's why i want a huge inflatable mallet too maybe with a squeaky noise *boop*>>33956803makes me wanna lose my 17-20 lbs
>>33956824He should suck better then because I don't feel shit
>>33956832I drowned in the shower and died because I had popped too many Oxy's and I spaced out and got submerged in the water from being half asleep and drugged.
>>33956833Okay enjoy getting audited
>>33956831>I was in Europe recently for a conference Hello Klaus Schwab
Genuinely want to suicide over a girl right now. You may laugh, but most of you have absolutely no idea what it's like to have never been loved, to be an ugly freak that everyone ignores, to be someone who couldn't get laid even while traveling. I had literally one person who I loved more than anyone, one person I knew I had a chance with, and now she too is gone. I blew itI have literally lost everything.
>>33956819Try Mongolia and the neighboring turkish nations north of Afghanistan unironically
>>33956833I have around 15 students, I'm making money. And you're an angry, broke virgin. Fuck off, maybe
>>33956841I'm an academician, not a banker.
>>33956839Actually yeah this kinda same happened to me but I was at a pool party and there was lots of alcohol
>>33956819I had never seen an asian with a fat ass until I saw TymayLay.I think you need lower standards, anon.
>>33956775>>33956836Cuckcake is turning into my favorite hornyposter
>>33956842Such a pussy
>>33956842What happened
>>33956843These countries would never let you sleep with their women but you can try and not get yourself killed as a foreign sex tourist >>33956846>I’m unemployed FTFY hidden agenda pedo
>>33956849I just need a gym bunny
>>33956803>>33956806Max cuteness, reject bimbo.
>>33956769>exalt his nameWhom?
>>33956852NTA but I felt this way too after I asked a woman out on a date, took rejection on the chin and moved on, and then the next thing I knew she was accusing me of sex harassment and saying I'd threatened and/or tried to rape her. People shunned me because they were afraid to hang out with a guy it was rumored was rapist. So much for the Worst She Can Say is No lie.
I know this is mommy/daddy issues, but did anyone else have parents they could never go to for anything?For example, my mom would never keep secret anything shared with her in confidence, and would hand-wave away any complaints about her indiscretion as her "just trying her best." Doesn't seem like much to complain about, but looking back on it makes me feel so angry and humiliated it almost brings me to tears.
>>33956853How about I go to India as a sex tourist and bang ur mum?
>>33956858This never happened
>>33956852Nothing happened It just fizzled and she got bored I guess.
>>33956861You'd be surprised.
>>33956859Yeah you just have to learn be your own mom and dad and make the mistakes yourself
>>33956832By being pajeet jk>>33956831>the only other fat person there was also part-American.Like clockwork jkYou guys have excessive sugar and other toxins in your drink and food. I'm sure rectifying your diet with more natural products would straighten things out>>33956842>Genuinely want to suicideIf you're actually serious then I'll add u >>33956828Real. I've just stopped eating. I had to do some stuff for my mom tonight, I spent hours on it and she told me it was awful lol. Thankfully my sister bailed me out and did it for me. <3 But yeah my mom used to force me to finish my dinner as a kid and beat me if I didn't, saying that kids were starving in Africa and I was being an ungrateful cunt. Once I had the Christmas dinner at school as a kid and she beat me when I got home because apparently it was for the poor kids and the fatsos. When her friend molested me I had to eat all her food and pretend I enjoyed it. So yeah I've just stopped eating entirely now, I can't hack it.
>>33956859Yes, both of my parents are extremely selfish and have zero self awareness
>>33956855Asian gym bunnies aim to lose ass.
>>33956862Why?
>>33956849Shad up, BV.
>>33956836>what did you mean by this pic anon?I'm just sad posting because i'll never experience what you described
>>33956859Yeah.I didn't really learn anything from her.
>>33956849That's why he said half-asian. There was a pair of twins at my uni who I'd see at the gym regularly. One was a cardio bunny and the other lifted. They were both very pretty, but the one that lifted was so hot and had an ass so thicc I can't help but simp for her a little. I text every now and then post-rejection, but I only give her attention when I'm butthurt about some other girl not giving me attention because I know she'll reply to me.
>>33956868Is that why they named you after a Harry Potter character, and your middle name is the name of a Pokemon?
>>33956860Go ahead I’m not indian I would fuck them too lmao
>>33956869Can I dream bit? Ur ruining my vibe
>>33956869Stfu
>>33956875No but they removed a letter from name so it wouldn't be too common
>>33956869Asian gym bunnies have a loose ass because they love anal
>>33956857God!! Of this dimension at least. There are many gods, each manifesting as various creatures, and split across the dimensions. The cat rears its head and roars in splendour. The dew drips from the leaf and reflects divinity. The moon casts a light on the grass and beacons the night. If you look inwards you will find immense power!!!!
>>33956873I hope Charlie disowns you, bitch.
>>33956887Charlie like the cartoon demon that manages the Hazbin Hotel?
>>33956886Y'know, after your last like 4 posts I'm starting to get why you're posting from a mental asylum
>>33956888Don't you mean Charlie, the disembodied voice from Charlie's Angels?
>>33956889It’s all one giant shitpost from one namefag.You can guess who.
>>33956889His posts remind me of how when I was a child my mum's boyfriend would jerk me off and force feed me peeled oranges, maybe even make me choke on them. He had a fetish for force feeding me citrus fruit with one hand while he jerked off my dick with the other. Ever since then I've had a weird feeling about fruits.
>>33956894Don’t even think about it pajeet shitter you will never be me I am not your friend kill yourself everybody hates you
>>33956886https://youtu.be/xjzxvOXpFAY
>>33956894
>>33956894But why?
>>33956874>>33956878>>33956879>>33956884>>33956887You guys are being simpy and this is why we don't have an asian femanon anymore. Nut up.
>>33956887Her own child has disowned her lmao. Blue Valk spends all day dunking on the incels here, but she will be eating Twinkies alone on Christmas day, because even in reality nobody can hear her company.>>33956889>why you're posting from a mental asylumI'm supposed to be at work tomorrow night lmao (well technically tonight cause it's 4am here). Unless they let me out of here I'm just going to no-show. My boss is a stupid fucking gay cunt anyway who I wish was dead. Also the internet here is awful, I'm going to fucking crash out. I'll watch some Hello Kitty FTT and try to get some rest. Take care you lovely human being.
>>33956870What you mean why? Idk. Maybe she'll reply, maybe she won't, either way, I've known her too long. Any chance I've had is gone a long time ago.I'm so stupid >>33956866>If you're actually serious then I'll add What? Like discord? No I don't want some fake pity relationship. I just want to be normal
>>33956829Tiny indian micropenis cope lmao saar
Wait, was he also Rickposter?>>33956905I want a hapa girlfriend, not a hapa threadfriend
>>33956905Did you just include me in your mass reply without even reading what I said, it’s everybody schizo hours apparently
>>33956894Oh, I just noticed he fucked up and mentioned cocaine in a non-entj postHe actually can't keep up with the personas
>>33956912I did read what you said, simp.
>>33956911Hapa chicks are at the club getting fingered by chad and doing coke while slowly falling into addiction and self hatred for their miss matched identity, I’ve known two hapa girls BOTH of which committed suicide
>>33956733This is me. I'm about to have a wife and eventually kids. I just realized the only people who post here are undesirable dudes with no money or attractive aspects to them at all and mentally ill women, not that I'm not mentally ill too. But the jealousy is insane. Enjoy your empty fucking lives while I go smoke expensive imported ciggies and fuck the girl who loves me more than anything while I collect cash the government will never know about as I teach real skills.
So there's this friend of mine, a migrant single mom who've i've been helping for at least a couple of times, not much, just showing her where are the places she has to go to when she digs up a new job offer, or being there when she apparently had a panic attack and had to stay at home resting for a while.She says her 5 or 6 year old daugther really likes me even tough whe've been together like 2 times. Meanwhile she's talking to some dude from abroad who is coming over at the end of the month to visit her, they've been talking for a while, could either be the start of something for her or she just gets pumped and dumped (i don't want to get too much involved in that plot but i don't really know if she knows what she is doing, just hope she doesn't get trafficked or some shit).Now what im concerned about is her daugther liking me, i feel like i shouldn't become a regular feature of her life even if i couldIs this assumption of mine correct?
>>33956905Shut up, cunt.You’re the problem. Keep your claws to yourself.
>>33956911Das raycist!
>>33956914My bad I forgot you could read the room due to social ineptitude and blatant autism
holy shit you guys ruined the thread madlads
>>33956894>>33956913>mentions me without any probable cause>samefagging for attention Lmao rent free benchode
Trying to talk my friend out of dating the asian woman with a half-black kid but apparently her cooking is too good
>>33956913>>33956901>>33956899Archive chan has all the deets. They posted some funny receipts last week. I didn’t keep any, so can’t provide.
>33956924Fuck off pajeet spammer go back to your schizo containment thread /gioyc/ you have no gfs here
>>33956928I don't even know the right keywords to look up on the archive, unless you don't mean desu
>>33956927why would you do that?
>33956928>trying to copy my YT channel by stealing everyone’s information and failing to release it I hope you like getting ass raped in jail kek
>>33956919No you guys are the problem.Scaring the hoes we could be talking to with your schizo babble.
>>33956894>one giant shitpost>>33956913>he fucked up and mentioned cocaine in a non-entj postI have no idea what you're talking about and have nothing to do with ENTJI'm just the crazy cat unc
What the fuck is any of this shit lol?
Reminder to ignore and report the schizo pajeet anime spammer
>>33956941Signs of forced homosexualisation.
>>33956850horny and frustrated because he's on a trip. i'm wondering if he'll want sex soon when he comes back, because idk if he'll be okay after telling her. he's been implying he wants to worship me and eat me out, but i gotta teach him how i like it.decisions, decisions >>33956859yeah my mom died young for her age, had horrible mental health and got mad easily and would call me names, possibly got on drugs, said she wished I was taller and pretended like she never said that. my dad is a better relationship but still working on, he's been very supportive though>>33956872there's always hope anon! <3 and even so, like VR and magical robotic dick sucking machines that can probably kiss lick etc have faith:D>>33956874were they half asian? i'm only part but have a pretty nice butt. my guy was slowly kissing me there and shoving his face between my cheeks when I was laying on the bed. was prett awesome
I used my friends phone at a party last night because I was bored and he was having fun doing something. Why did his Instagram have a bunch of old ladies popping up instead of models?
>>33956941ENTJ crashout in 3 different samefag personas while accusing other people of samefagging
>>33956948He is more based than you.
>>33956933She the mother, obviously. yeah, apparently they've been speaking even before she moved out from her native countryBut that's not what im concerned about, her daugther keeps asking her mom to have me over so that we can paint and draw things together and that sort of stuff. when she told me this i felt quite bad
>>33956949No I don’t have that kind of incel energy to do that also you have no friends
>>33956948U asked this last time.How has the (made up) scenario changes?Lmao
The Archbishop of Schizophrenia has *crashed out* as the kids say
>>33956953Men, what is your favorite color to wear?
>Toronot jeet anime spammer gets banned>thread traffic immediately diesHe was samefagging the whole time? What a fucking loser kek
>>33956960Why do you hate minority women? You said some thrash things about JH for no raisins.Are you trying to be the new SweetNLow?
>>33956953>her daugther keeps asking her mom to have me over so that we can paint and draw things togetherAw that's so sweet ;_; what an angel. Do you go over and spend time with her then?>>33956948>friends phone>party>InstagramKys normie>>33956952Projecting pajeet lmao, take a shower>>33956941I'm the only one crashing out in the chat, ENTJ can fuck off and choke on curry or redeemed gift cards for all I care
>>33956960>>33956962Trashy***
>>33956962WymWe kinda argued once I think and I don't remember it.
>>33956962>Why do you hate minority womenShe hates minority women because she's majority fat lmaoShe trash talks other women because she is the epitome of white trashShe wails on other anons here because she'd a land whale herself
>>33956947>were they half asian?yeah, half-Japanese and gorgeous. Our mutual friend dated their older sister. Kinda stings but it's whatever and rejection is a part of life. I probably shouldn't use her attention to restore my confidence after not getting replies from other girls though.
>>33956941Once I get out of the hospital btw I'm getting right back on my villain shit. Not my fault my sis keeps asking me for money lol plus I need to get lots of Xmas gifts. So yeah if you need any drugs or anyone stabbed then hmu.
>>33956958Also these hoes aren't loyal. If she only shows interest in you when you're the villain, she's a ho. Keep stacking paper and also look after thr environment because until the next dimensional merge there is no second environment to nurture and provide for us.
>>33956960Black when its winter, green when spring and white in the summer>>33956963So her mom had a job interview once in some village half an hour from her house and she has no car, so i went over with her to show her how you take the bus, and so she wouldnt end up going alone, at that one time while she took the job interview i played with her daugher in a parkThis second time I went over their home because the mother apparently collapsed from stress, we drew and painted stuff together and practiced on counting to 10 while her mom relaxed a bit and looked for a babysitter in a website i've showned herSo I wouldn´t say it´s a regular thing
red and bluealso earthy colors, like brown beige green etc.not a huge fan of pastels neons or monochrome stuffmaybe one white or black piece in an outfit
>>33956949But why? And how long has this circus been in town
>>33956978You are so real for that
>>33956962She's not racist against women, tardo.
>>33956960Black
It's not even December yet and I'm already tired of seeing Christmas shit everywhere. Am I just being stupid?
What is so wrong with transhumanism and a one world government and all the other accelerationism? Why are you so afraid?
>>33956991I'm not remotely afraid.
>>33956991because of the character of the people who push that. they hate families, love weird sex shit, want access to your kids, etc.
>>33956991Who is the singular world government going to fight? Itself? Like some mid-imperial Rome on steroids?
>>33956989A Gen x/boomer I spoke with the other day mentioned how back then, stores and radios wouldn't bring out the festivities until 2-3 weeks before Christmas. He said it would feel like a build up for the holidays.And I believe it. I'm already burnt out from the Christmas music, the Christmas a decorations, the Christmas advertisements, the Christmas movies, the Christmas specials, the Christmas costumes, and it's not even December. It's not normal. Borderline abusive.
>>33956989you're just a miserable fuck
>>33956991Can’t wait for the Ayy Lmaos to wipe us out ;)
>>33956996Milita Hoplite!
>>33956989Yes, why are you being Anti American?
>>33956991I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST
>>33957000I doubt anyone's gonna fall for it.
>>33956978CringeeeIs this what people use AI for now?
>>33957001no anon, there will be no militia nor hopilites, only masses of contubernalis
>>33956947>like VR and magical robotic dick sucking machines that can probably kiss lick etc have faith:D:(
>>33956989No you're not stupid lol, it's retarded marketing, I'm also being a scrooge>>33956998RealMy work has been doing Christmas bookings and had decorations up since *September*. I helped my boss decorate the tree the other day. Also got my hot colleague some nice secret santa stuff. Fucking ridiculous though, it's not even Dec
>>33957002Take one look around at America and you'll understand why the rest of the world hates us.>>33956999That might be true but it takes one to know one.>>33956998The person you spoke to was telling nothing but facts, I wish this was still the way it was today.
>>33957012True
should i entertain the bishonen whiteboy who lights up when talking about raising his hypothetical kids and further bleach my genes? or should i tip the scale and dip to find other asian kind like my dad wants me to>>33956970i remember you talking about them in previous threads, how long ago was this? so she rejected you and still gives you attention how? find another asian/hapa qt!
>>33957014what is a bishounen
>>33957006>CringeeeStory of my life I hate AI though>>33956979>to show her how you take the busIt's not rocket science, why does she need a tutorial??Sorry I'm being a cuntIt's really nice that you spend time with the daughter <3Is the mom okay though? Does she have any other support network? Sounds like she is suffering with anxiety and could use some help
>>33957014you should entertain me
>>33957009Since September? Fuck sakes I'm sorry you work at one of those types of places.
>>33957016>September No fucking way
>>33957018Yup I've been booking people in since then and have been wearing reindeer antlers and Xmas jumpers and stuff. Also my fucking cunt of a boss won't give me the time off so I'm just going to walk out of the job at Xmas lol.
>>33957014I'm biased considering I'm also a white bishonen straining to not gush about hypothetical kids with the woman he's interested in, but you should go for the bishonen whiteboy who lights up when talking about raising his hypothetical kids and further bleach your genes
How effective is cold approaching in bars/clubs?
>>33957018>>33957021are you retards retarded? anon said christmas bookings since september, which is 100% valid since you have to start planning stuff for christmas around that time, they only decorated a tree yesterday, which is also valid since it's only five weeks until christmas
>>33957021Yes fucking way. Last shift I had to pour several people mulled wine and serve a bunch of Xmas dinners. And it's early November. Fucking ridiculous, I almost crashed out. I did help a little girl do a santa colouring book though and read her a storybook about a Xmas mouse. But I swear I'm going to fucking crash out tomorrow night if they're playing Xmas music
>>33957025how rich and hot are you and how fat, drunk and single-momish are the girls you approach?
>>33957029>are you retards retarded?ye
When I was a kid, there was rumor of an online commercial for the skateboard brand "girl" where some guy just went into women’s bathroom and bursted open their cabin door with his foot, to gave them boards, and you could see their pussy while they pissed. I’ve never found that video and I wonder if the popular kid simply made it up?
>>33957030>early november the fuck? november is over in ten days
>>33956985Lmao thanks anon <3Also I had to talk to some hot psychologist here, turns out I'm not bipolar I just have BPD lol. As I long suspected. Explains why the meds make me feel like shit and don't work. Wow I want to have sex with the psychiatrist
>>33957022Idk how you haven't quit already, you are a stronger willed person than myself. Fuck that place and your dumbass of a boss.
>>33957034I have no idea what day it is tbqhBut this shift was like four days ago>>33957036>idk how you haven't quit alreadyI needed the moneyTurns out I can make way more money selling drugs thoughI'm never sober at work I'm usually fucked upI love the single moms and the cute kids. I fucking hate my cunt of a boss and his cunt of a sister, I hope they get coal in their Xmas stockings. Luckily I didn't get them for secret santa, if I did I would literally get them coal lol
>>33957014I think for the longterm you really should work your way out of being a cuckcake, because a guy who will treat his current wife like this isn't fit to be the father of your children. Or as my mother taught me about cheaters: "How you find them is how you'll lose them.">how long ago was thisI asked her out november last year. When I say I get attention from her I mean she still regularly replies to my texts, but I have to initiate for there to be any conversations. I haven't seen her in person in months (she graduated and stopped going to the university gym, as did most of our mutual friends).>find another asian/hapa qt!Yeah that'd be ideal, think it's just a bad numbers game here.
>tfw no bpdemon gf
>>33957045believe me, you're missing out on nothing
>>33957016>why does she need a tutorial?because she doesnt know the areai think her mom is doing better and better by the day, she's new into town and it's a small place, so eventually she will have a support network, but until then she's probably going to be bored of her mind whenever she has the time to feel anything other than tired. what im worried about is her daugther getting too much attached to me
>>33957045You don't fucking want it lolEspecially if you both have BPD it's like a trainwreck Any% speedrun
>>33957050not even a trial run?
>>33957051Nope, BPD pussy is addictive. No such thing as a trial run
>>33957051If you both have BPD you skip right past the free trial and get access to the main storyline
>>33957049>her mom is doing better and better by the day, she's new into town and it's a small place, so eventually she will have a support networkOK that's really good <3>her daugther getting too much attached to meWell it depends how you feel ig and how serious you are, yeah maybe keep some distance if you're not serious about the mom. Is the daughter in school? Does she have any friends or playdates/other avenues to be social?
>>33957045I wish I had a woman that could kick me with her high heels while I´m down, like mommy used to when i was 9.
>>33957036Also I got my work crush a Hello Kitty Santa plushie, some Prada perfume, and some Swarovski earrings, do girls like this stuff?I literally don't know anything about her (besides that she's single cause she mentioned going on a date), she has lots of piercings and tats though so I assume she likes Sanrio lmao
>>33957049>single mom>new in town>small place>eventually she'll have a support net work lollmao even
>>33957054i don't think i have bpd. i will skip the plot.
>>33957059This is for the secret Santa btw I'm not just randomly buying her gifts lmao>>33957060Nta but I mean hopefully she will meet people via work or whatever and make some friends. Sounds like she needs some support addressing the anxiety though and that her daughter could access some counselling and social clubs via the school or whatever also.
>>33957031>richim 23 with about $80k to my name>fatnot fat>hoti think a 7/10>how drunk and single-momish are the girls you approachid like to approach asian and latina women that are around my age, maybe older
>tfw no neurotypical becky gf
>>33957058You can pay for that bro
>>33957023>>33957014Why are you so gay?
>>33957064I've gone out with neurotypical girls and they always dump me for being nutso>>33957063Sounds like you shouldn't have much trouble then if you can lay down some rizz>>33957061Glhf uwu>>33957058Based>>33957065Nta but when I have enough money I unironically might pay a woman to dress in military uniform and whip me
>>33957063go for it then
>>33957069His brain game is on point?
>>33957073head game anon, sucking dick
>>33957073That nigga reads and shit
>>33957073It's supposed to represent head, meaning he's good at sucking dicks.
To the anon who called me a fakecel earlier. I hope your dinner is cold and that you step on a wet floor in socks. Then maybe you will contemplate the error of your ways>>33957077Big brained>>33957076Sounds gay af
What's a fakecel
>>33957073>>33957076>>33957078"getting brain" is also slang for getting your dick sucked
>>33957055yes, her mother says she has no issue with making friends of her age>>33957060isnt that what you do when you arrive into a new place? eventually make a friend or two?
>>33957082>eventually make a friend or two?not if you're a single mom, no
>>33957082>she has no issue with making friends of her ageOK well that's really good, does she only interact with them at school or does she have playdates and extracurricular activities etc.?
>>33957080I lost 40lbs this year.
>>33957087Is it terminal?
>>33955631Gib, please.
>>33957085Nta but I was raised by a single mom and she always had friends and boyfriendsGranted, she trainwrecked all of them by being mentally ill, but she was never short of company. My football coach even took us on vacation once (she was probably sleeping with him desu). She also got engaged to a guy almost 20 years younger than her but he dipped>>33957080Someone who claims they're an incel but could get laidSome of us are actually incels though. Not the woman hating kind, just the permavirgin kind
>>33957015beautiful man. picrel is similar to what i'm dealing with>>33957017and how's that?? are you a bishy whiteboy or cute asian(east/sea)>>33957023it's really cute and i didn't expect him to bring up the subject and us talking about it. would it be weird if we got into another conversation about, i wondering he's thought about it with me for getting so animated about it or just in general talk. >>33957041i mean I'm sort of shitposting, but he really would make some beautiful future people if he ever did. and from what i can tell would make a good dad. maybe we could just be friends that have children together. in reality though idk if he would ever want that with me idk if he was imagining it with me or just happily yappin.no idea how he's gonna react to me when he comes back after telling herdo you ever do online dating? you could try your luck there. my area we all sort-of know eachother, own asian nail shops and restaurants etc. fun parties, wholesome, good food and karaoke
>>33957068>>33957072How do I lay down rizz?
>>33957065That's not enough for me, she also has hit me with stuff to head while im chilling, like bowls or big iron bars>>33957068How much extra do you think i'd need to pay for her to say im going to die alone?
Why do women claim to want to be treated equally by men but hate it when they're treated like a guy?
>>33957093Stfu Gaylord.
jizzed on myself
>>33957095>How much extra do you think i'd need to pay for her to say im going to die aloneProbably not a lot, idk like 5 dollars?You can get that from women for free though by being an asshole Thanks for the inspo tho btw>>33957100Yuck, have a shower>>33957094Idk I have about as much charisma as a brick wall, ask some chads at the bar or something
>>33957097do they hate ityoure making it up
>>33957092yeah, maybe 20 years ago
>>33957097Because they're not men lol?Wanting to be an equal does not equate to being treated like somebody that they're not. You still have to appreciate the nuances of the individual
>>33957105Has the world changed that much in 20 years?
>>33957097equal basic human decency, not literally the same you fucking sperg
>>33957086dont know that much, i think she might have hanged out with friends and stuff, but since its getting cold as fuck i wouldn´t be surprised if her mom brings her home right away. they also live in a studio so there's not much room to have her friends coming over
>>33957106ntatreating a woman like a man is just treating them like a coworker, stranger, friend, doctor, professor, etc. and not through the bias of "i want to sex her"
>>33957107do you live under a rock?
Have you ever randomly learned that one of your former bully passed away?How did you take it?
>>33957112Idk about bully but the lady that molested me died recently. I hated her but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the emotional rush and feeling of beinfg "selected" and special at such a young age. That was like crack for my young mind.
>>33957112No, but I feel for those that have been bullied.All bullies deserve no mercy. IDGAF if events happened decades ago or the person became a living saint.
>>33957116RIP dude and I'm really sorry you went through that <3Iktf lol I probably have a thing for older women partly from that also
>>33957114Stale meme is stale.
>75% of women wish they were approached more in publicladies, is this true?
>>33957114>and won't actually knock you outat that point i wouldnt mind if she knocked me out for good
>>33957112>Have you ever randomly learned that one of your former bully passed away?Haven't heard anything about my bullies. >How did you take it?
>>33957117>All bullies deserve no mercyBased. I actually agree as someone who used to be a bully. All of this "aww we forgive them they were just having a hard time uwu" is soft and a slap on the wrist. Bullies deserve all the knives and pitchforks coming to them>>33957123You're playing with fire
>>33957112All my bullies always turned out to be gay which I thought was the funniest ending to their story
>>33957122>>75% of women wish they were approached more in public>ladies, is this true?Probably
>>33957112>How did you take it?The hardest part is acting surprised.
>>33957067>>33957098embrace pretty people race mixing!>>33957100i like it when a guy does that on his belly/chest and i slink my way up licking it off him like i'm erasing the art on a sensual canvas>>33957114i want a fluttershy and derpy hooves plush so bad. based ponyposter
>>33957122nope
>>33957133You never touch grass, Femcel.
>>33957132sounds hot i guessi need abs before i can let anybody lick my abdomen
>>33957122Yes, but only in the context of the JoJo meme
>>33957135why would I? dogs piss there
>>33957112I dont even remember his name, much less have any way of knowing anything about his lifeyou people need to let go lmao
>>33957112imagine having gotten bullied, lol
>>33957140What kind of grass is around your house?Lmao
>>33957123I will also say be careful hitting yourself in visible areas where people will notice. I got sectioned once for beating myself and I had bruises on my face and arms. Anything you can cover with a shirt or trousers is a-OK though, they can't legally strip search you unless you're being convicted of a crime. When I was in the psychosis clinic they did like a body search but I didn't have to remove my clothes
>>33957148I hope nobody approaches me in my own fucking garden, I'd call the police
>>33957150Lmao basedReminds me of when I was robbing someone once and she shouted "get off my fucking lawn or I'm calling the police!"God she was hot lol
>>33957156stop making shit up
>>33957150Those are, um… so big eggplants, Ma’am.
>>33957158OK whatevs Not made up tho lol
>>33957159Some**
>>33957159indeed, now go away>>33957160sure thing anon
>>33957168Stealing yo panties as revenge,
if someone cheats are there any people who've done it once/in the past but never again? i wonder what ratio that is. what kind of healing do they need or what do they need to face about themselves >>33957150what are you growing? thinking of starting one myself in the spring >>33957139who's your favorite pony :3>>33957137how much do you need to lose? or gain?>>33957112i beat up my bully
>>33957170not again...
>>33957156That was an episode of COPS
>>33957176What's this, a show about cops? Hot if trueI was only arrested by an attractive female cop once, and there was a dude with her, so I had to sit in the back of the car. I fucking hate the police, stupid useless cunts
>>33957180Watch CLOPS by MadTV (on YouTube)…lol
>>33957182Lol thanks for the recsWhen I have headphones I will check it out>ClopsWtf is this horses
>men will see this and get a boner
>>33957191I mean she kinda cute ngl.....Tfw no mouse gf D:
>>33957191No, I like biological female humans only.
>>33957200>qt would literally fuck anything
>>33957201but she's in her underwear
>>33957206
>>33957207I knew it
>>33957202Not just "anything" lol I have standards(Jk I literally have zero standards)Ironically only hot girls ever hit on me so it's fine
>>33957210>grandmas>lolis>horses>mice>guysthere is literally no limits for you
>>33954723MTriceratops
>>33957208No, as in, that is disgusting, I am withdrawing from the thread.
>>33957216you have lots of bi-energymaybe the solution to all your problems is to get some old fart sugar daddy
>>33957175he's cheating with me but we've been friends(even calls me his best friend) for years and he's confessed he's had a crush on me when we were younger in school but told me he had actual feelings for me a couple of years ago but I rejected him back then. I recently caved and got with him, we got closer. his marriage is strained, got married really young and he claims she's asexual now. this whole time they've been married they never had a kid or moved out of their small place and now genies with me. he was talking about how he'd be as a dad and he was just so lit up about it I feel bad he isn't one like they had planned. other than me I'm not sure he's ever cheated before this>raritycute! I used to date a brony years ago, sometimes feel like watching the show again>>33957182THE PUN genius>>33957200i like justin from rats of nimh>tfw no rat bf
>>33957213sure sure
>>33957220*now lives with menot genie. soz this is just what's going on in my life and i can't tell where this is going even if he said i love you to me, so it's been on my mind a lot so i spam thread
>>33957219I'm not bi trust meIf I was gay I would just get a rich husband>>33957220>he's cheating with me Fuck off whore nigger>justin from rats of nimhBased tho, Nimh is also cute
Men, who’s hotter? Aurélia Arandi-Longpré or Sara Montpetit?
>>33957220Sorry for calling you a whore nigger brw I didn't mean itWhy doesn't he get a divorce thoJust make sure you don't get used, look after yourself <3>>33957230The former imo but both baddies
>>33957230Elizabeth Olsen, please.
>>33957226Aw, what are his plans with his wife though? Why doesn't he divorce her? Don't let him lead you on if he's not serious about you
Women explain yourself?
>>33957235Moid hands.
>>33957235there's nothing to explain about your made up crap
>>33957219>you have lots of bi-energyStay bi-winning anon>>33957235Der boogeyman
>>33957235I don't read romance novels anymore.
>>33957235I don't read stuff like that.
>>33957235You should replace women's romance with a picture of chad and men's romance with some e-girl whore
>33957182Unregistered levels of autistic cringe, how are you even getting past CAPTCHA?
>>33957241“Staight” Men love to talk about Chad more than women, lmal.
>>33957211Pajeets should’ve never been given access to the internet because from what we can see they will jerk off to anything
i HATE women
>>33957245Just Say you’re gay. Actually…you can still bang women if you hate them. Just be hot and a good actor
>>33957236the whole punchline is that a woman made that meme
>>33957245Why come here then? Just go fuck men.
>>33957245You hate your family?
>>33957246‘I hate woman’ poster is actually a gay indian man living with his parents in Toronto
>>33954570speaking of whichare RL pantsu are fun to look at as anime pantsu? Every time I've gotten an upskirt shot IRL it was never anything special
is the gay indian man living with his parents in Toronto in the room with us right now?
why is this so hard to find
>>33957257It's because you don't speak Russian.
>>33957257Yes, check OF or YT/Twitch/Discord.
>>33957257I have a friend EXACTLY like this, I'll send her this meme.
>>33955104>OutDrawing flowers. I'm tired of it. And looking for a GF I've given up as I am happy doing literally anything else>IntoMe getting into MLP really quickly was fun, but nowadays I'm getting into consulting pretty hard. I'm also rewatching Haruhi and other good shows at a pretty fast pace
>>33957219I'm actually going to fucking lose it. I probably won't be out but if I have to go to work tonight and someone gets shirty with me, I'm punching a hole in the wall >>33957243Who am I to argue with the way of the world>>33957245WhyI don't hate them I just hate people in general>>33957255>gotten an upskirt shot IRLKysBased pantsu enjoyer tho, might rewatch Agent Aika sometime>>33957257They're a dime a dozen
>>33957259Need a Russian Ice Princess GF…Damn you, /int/ !
>33957256Yes and he keeps ban evading because he has no friends and no job, his parents hate him but keep him around because they think he will support them when they’re older and sick
>>33957264>KysBecause you're jealous or some other reason? It's not like I told those girls to wear short skirts made of muslin
>>33957263>consultingWtf kind of anime is thisBased Haruhi enjoyer tho>>33957266The projection is insane>>33957259>tfw you will never have a Ruski gf
>>33957259but I can... Not 100% fluently but enough to hold a convo
>>33957268Why are you taking upskirt shots in the first place lol? Are you Indian or something
>>33957269>projection >actually lives in his own made up shithole of a nightmare scenario Post some anime might make you feel better about your situation
>>33955104>What is something you are checking into at an alarming rate?The psych wardGet me the fuck out of here
>>33957269They seem to like int and never come to ATOGA.
If you got a footjob from a ballerina could she crush your dick with her toes?
>>33957277OK in another life I'll be reborn as chad and learn Russian and find a Russian wife there, who's tall and blonde and we will have many kids
>>33957277I actually met my gf off /int
>>33955104>What is something you are checking out of at an alarming rate?reaching middle age>What is something you are checking into at an alarming rate?pilling up as much wealth as possible while im still here
>>33957279>confirmed being born a stinkjeet shitterNow kill yourself and don’t fuck it up like last time
>>33957269>Wtf kind of anime is thisBasically welcome to the NHK but I make dosh>>33957273Who said anything about "taking"? I catch a glimpse under a girl's skirt
>>33957246>>33957248I never said that I'm gay. You are making things up about me (typical of women).>>33957264I'd have to sit all day here.>>33957254Stop talking about yourself.
>>33957275You've accused me and at least two other anons of being this boogeyman. It's definitely a projection.
Women, would you rather have sex with Joey Scarpelino, or Olivier Rioux?
>>33957284>welcome to the NHKBased, I love Hitomi>>33957284>catch a glimpseWhy are you looking in the first place>>33957283>being born a stinkjeet shitterI'm white and look fine, I'm just mentally ill so will die alone
>>33957257thats literally every bpd discord kitten ever
>>33957288>oh no why do your eyes move and catch things that are unusual?Kill yourself until basic reasoning is installed in your firmware
>>33957286>webmHoly shit can’t believe people like that actually exist and post on 4chan I’ve seen some shit but I am actually speechless
>>33957278yeah and make it bleed with the calluses
>>33957288Post hand with time stamp or forever remain a stinkjeet shitter
>Saar, we'll poo... but NEVER in the LOO!We need a song that goes like this.
>>33957287idk either of these people and neither should you
>>33957285I for one love women, and live on the other side of the planet. Still not indian bro
>>33957286I don’t understand what I’m seeing!He has no floor?His computer is directly on mud?
>>33957296There is a really good AI version I’ve been looking for ever since someone posted it, I posted it on /int/ and got banned within seconds lmao
>>33957300Redeemed battlestation
>>33955104>Checking outDoing things with my high school friends. They're deadbeats that are shitty hangs>Checking inI've been getting into going to actual raves lately, not just listening to the music by myself or going to anime convention dances. I posted a video of myself attending one the other day but I'll spam it again.https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-X8iZZtokNl
>>33957304what the fuck is this 2006 ass video website. its very comfy.
>>33957304That has to be the most depressing rave I’ve ever seen
>>33957308it's a cool website that hosts decent-quality videos and isn't a complete bitch to browse/upload on.>>33957310there's also thishttps://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Dnt7KXUvmaO
>>33957294man I miss ballet... but not the pirouettes fuck those
>>33957294ballerina's feet aren't that bad anymore
>>33957299You can be a stinky jeet anywhere
I saw a "proud OnlyFans dad" bumper sticker in the parking lot of a doctor's office today.
>>33957269>Based Haruhi enjoyerI thought Haruhi was a very common anime
>>33957322I think you got the wrong door, /vent/'s two block's down
>>33957311Lmao sick there’s always that one Asian with his stupid toys trying to do a cool light show, this would’ve been cool if everyone wasn’t wearing cat ears and dressed like trannys
Ballerina GF would be welcomed.
>>33957330that guy was black
>>33957332Okay that’s new hey cool
Women if i pay for your nails, would you use them to scratch my balls occasionally?
>>33957230aurelia
>>33957332Don’t reply to the unhinged, Anon.
>>33957304Did you go by yourself? You got balls bro
>>33957220>CB admits it's cheating nowThat's progress of a kind.
>>33957322Should've asked the dad for his daughters OF handle
>>33957342What if it was… his wife!Dun dun dun.
>have female friend>she spends time with her boyfriend 90% of the time>the 10% she doesn't she likes to spend with other friends like me>I have my own shit going on an am not always available the 10% of the time she happens to be around>whenever I tell her I'm busy I get the "why do you never want to do stuff?" speech>so I'm expected to keep my time open for the 10% of her time she's around, but she can't make room in the 90% of her time when I'm available>no interest in dating her or being the guy that's there to give her attention when her boyfriend isn't aroundhonestly wtf does she want/expect from me? its feeling more like an unfair chore than a friendship
>>33957342Kek Could be his son though
>>33957343Oh wait, it said proud father.Never mind, lmao.
>>33957343He wouldn't be her dad, then?
>>33957343>>33957345You know now that I think about it maybe the Dad was the one with the onlyfans after all
>>33957342>Should've asked the dad for his daughters OF handleIs this going to be the new dating meta for 2026?
>>33957322I always wonder what fathers think of their daughers in such lines of work. This is one of the rare acknowledgements I've heard of.Like you can't subscribe and be supportive because its weird/creepy af.
>>33957229>>33957231did you ever see the sequel? one of the sons grew up to be a qt. i also think the sherlock holmes mouse is cute. I shipped tanya and the evil cat from fievel goes west growing up https://youtu.be/aeGm3JZNTCQas for the divorce >>33957233 well first he's going to tell her soon about us(confirmed it today again). his friend asked him why he's still with her and suggested to him that they break up, but it's all up to him and I guess what she'll want after finding out. I don't feel like I should try talking to him about it, or put pressure when it's not my place I don't want to be that type of person and idk if he would want me to. dw anons i promise I won't get hurt <3 he's the one saying i love you first, I'm kinda hesitant to say it back but he shows it in other ways which makes me feel nervous a lili originally let him stay at my place just trying to be a good friend after he got kicked out by her family member and he's told both of them/me he isn't moving back amd said his mental health has gotten better since being at my place. so i hope he heals more truly
Women, how would you feel if your dad was proud of your OnlyFans success?
>>33957360Do OF women even know about 4chan?
>>33957363We have like 3-5 of them in atoga.
>>33957363Some of them shill on /soc/
women would you ever beat your son?
>>33957366>>33957368Oh, lol.
>>33957112Nope. They're both millionaires with families of their own now. One is married to a model.
This is what I look like.
>>33957378Is that you Brad?
>>33957112lol, imagine getting bullied. like does that really happen irl? life aint a movie
>>33957385Is that you Kidsmoove?
>>33957385The weak should fear the strong
>>33957259Who is she?
https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98Kino song to hate women on.
>>33957400>I wish I foreskin
>>33957403Had*Damn, I'm a knobhead.
>>33957399I don’t know Russian, but a quick search says she is associated with DOTA 2.
>>33957407Ty
I'm a ChudI'm an inkweeeellWhat are they doing here?Billions must diiiiiiie
>>33957408Or the esports scene, maybe?She seems popular. Or maybe they are making fun of her?
Time to dip out, before the Euros awaken.
>>33957400This unironically slaps
>>33957409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE&list=RDlrzKT-dFUjE&start_radio=1
>>33957355>Like you can't subscribe and be supportive because its weird/creepy af.Nah, I'd fuck my (adult) daughter. What's even the point of raising her if I don't get the first taste?
>>33957415im already awake
1500 words done, 400 to go. Being sick while also lacking sleep from getting ahead on school work before break sucks, at least I get to enjoy my hearts content of WoW for a week.
>>33957423Sweet Jesus…
How can I show off my personality, specifically to random women? I have a decent-good face but I have a much more appealing personality
>>33957424Gourd work.. hehe.
>>33957259Why are Slavic women so much better looking than the men?
>>33957385Yeah, I also think most of these stories are overexaggerated. I was born and raised in a criminal neighborhood. We had class on class fights where even girls participated. There were many thieves, and many students did drugs or carried weapons and other stuff. But there was no bullying, and I couldn't be unaware of it because I was high on the social ladder.
>>33957431I mean, we don’t know what picrel actually looks like though…
>>33957431slavic women are pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside
Damn, I thought I had ATOGA all to myself.King me.
>>33957431fu, I'm a very good-looking and passable femboy.
>>33957391I dont know what this means but I'm sure it was a very funny joke
>>33957431Snow DNA
>>33957431They're not if you're actually objective about them and don't think that a few models represent all Slavs. Most are sticcs with no ass and no tits and will look like babushkas after 30 because of the partying, drinking and smoking.
>>33957431Slavic women generally look like prostitutes but there are a handful of them that greatly increase the average with just how disproportionately pretty they are.
>>33957441So… like Burger Women?
>slavic womenCan be pretty of course, but Iberian women beat them easily.
>>33957431bro you can have them, knock yourself out. I'd trade all of them for a single Italian woman
>>33957446post example please
>>33957446You mean Hispania?
>Nah, I'm good. Don't want to disturb you with your son and cats. Bye.I don't believe that anyone in their right mind would consider a woman with this stuff in her bio a dating prospect; she's pump and dump material at most.
>>33957447I, too, wish I had an Italian Princess.
Made some meatloaf, it was ok.
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker)
>>33957445I don't have experiences with burger women. I also think the country you go to really matters. Places like Ukraine, Albania and Poland have pretty women but they also have an easy option of going to West Europe to find a rich man or changing residences (they always have an escape hatch). You want to go to countries where women don't have these options, like Russia where you as a man are a better bet for survival than the government or a large corporation.
>>33957449The iberian peninsula has two countries.>>33957448From tanned to pale, they got everything hot. Whatever you prefer.But personally I love the light skinned, dark haired combo in general.
>>33957455Ohhh, gotcha.
If you can’t get laid, move to the ghetto. There are hot horny young women glaring at my cock nonstop whenever I ride the bus.
>>33957456>The iberian peninsula has two countries.You forgot Andorra you piece of shit.
>>33957458>glaring at my cock nonstop whenever I ride the busThey're probably wondering why you have your cock out on the bus>>33957415Knock knock>>33957357>did you ever see the sequel?Nooo I didn't but should check it out!Lap based lol the sherlock mouse was cool>first he's going to tell her soon about us(confirmed it today againHe really should lolI hope everything pans out for you guys though and you can be happy>>33957377Casting an evil hex on them>>33957370NAG but my mom beat me a lot and I turned out fine
>>33957458Picrel, that guy must be new to gaming. A ton of dudes pick female characters now and vice versa. Women chose male characters to “hide”.mfor online games, I mean.
>>33957456She has more of a chad jaw than me, a man. People often mistake me for a woman, though.
>>33957458The downside is that you WILL have to fight niggers
>>33957459Technically it also has Gibraltar, but who cares.>>33957462Good for you, maybe?
>>33957463or worse, albanians and bosnians
>>33957466Is bosnia even a real place
>>33957466That’s what I said
>>33957460
>>33957469I fucking wish it wasnt
>>33957462>People often mistake me for a woman, though.I genuinely don't get how this happens. Have you never worked out or been in fights?
>>33957415We're already up
>>33957472You Serbs are so stupidly aggressive.
>>33957465>Technically it also has GibraltarNot a country, fuckwit.
any femanons want me to fap to them btw
>>33957479So the UK is the country.Nobody cares, don't be so annoyingly autistic this early in the morning.
>>33957476Nice, the party can begin!
Haha, the man is mental
>>33957465>Good for you, maybe?It's funny when I'm heading to the men's toilet and people stop me to tell me it's the men's toilet. Like, yeah, I know.>>33957474>Have you never worked out or been in fights?I did work out a little, but I like sports more than masturbating with iron. I was a good swimmer before I became a NEET. The fights I was in ended quick when I went for the balls or the knee. And the last one was 10 years ago.
>>33957483>the UK is the countryA shit one innit>>33957488Who is>>33957489Keep swimming
Leftists are worse than third-worlders. Would you hate the cold winter winds more than the ones breaking your windows? Would you hate the thorny weeds more than the ones sowing them?PS You can tell there are leftists in this thread by how they assume eastern europeans are a blight rather than sand people. At least the slavs can be compared to retarded cousins, more akin to a familial feud than the raw enmity of dunecoons
>>33957490The larping Indian. You? You’re normal
>>33957492>You’re normalThanks bro
>>33957434That's all women except that most of em aren't even pretty on the outside.
>>33957491>winter windsI got GRRM PTSD
>>33957488Thankfully, he’s been gone for awhile now.
>>33957490Don't reply to me, sexpest.
Reasons not to hate women? That's right, you have none besides their bodies.
>>33957477Im not serbian
>>33957500He’ll be back, he has nothing else
>>33957496The blessed winter is your friend. It is your ally. It brings megrim to migrants in ways you wouldn’t believe.
>>33957511It also blueballs me on the Winds of Winter for a decade
>>33957483>the UK is the countryI fucking hate this police stateWhere am I supposed to goon
>>33957505>Reasons not to hate womenI have no reason to hate them in the first place lol
>>33957512You’d think the final book would be the easiest? Tying up the ends and all that.
>>33957517You don’t download porn to your HDD/SSD?Not even a single, lewd pic?
>>33957520Winds isn't the final book, and it is probably the hardest to write simply because it has I think 21 viewpoint characters and the story is still expanding despite the TV adaption cutting a large amount of this story stuff out.
>>33957505You will never be one>>33957523>it is probably the hardest to write simply because it has I think 21 viewpoint charactersEasy in-house solution
>>33957506Czech?
>>33957522Nope, why would I do that when the internet exists Anyway I'm chatting to an AI rn
>>33957527Why would I want to be retarded?
Women, I know it isn’t 2015 but who is your fav Game of Thrones character?Bonus question: Who is the hottest Game of Thrones character? (not necessarily your favorite)
I hate pickles. Put this shit in my burger again and I'll throw it in your face.
>>33957538Juvenile, petulant and delusional
>>33957536>2015When will the good times come back? Am I just stuck in this timeline? Is it ever gonna get better?
>>33957530slovene
>>33957527GRRM doesn't needlessly kill characters, these big moments all had a lot of foreshowing and in character events happening that led to them.It also doesn't help that a bunch of PoVs are currently at 4 battles taking place in the beginning of the book. Some will definitely die but writing all of that converging is probably a very hard knot to loosen. He probably also writes ahead and retroactively changes stuff that happens in these battles, which delays it even more.Stack on top his other projects and here we are a decade and some later.
>>339575412035
>>33957545He could leave some of it open-ended
why is it, that even with all the knowledge of who he is and what he does, women still prefer Griffith over Guts?
>>33957553Women are evil. I keep saying it, but nobody listens to what I say.
>>33957551He can't due to the proximity of PoVs since a lot are near each other. For example, a Theon or Asha chapter would reveal what happens with Stannis and the Boltons since they are there at the site of the battle. Same with the other battles, all having at least 4 PoVs and these events being large enough that people will hear about them quickly even if they aren't there to see them first hand.
my wife (white) finds it weird that I only masturbate Japanese pornbut Its mainly an acting thing. Western porn is overacted, women scream like theyre having 18 orgasms at once before the dick is even inside, and it puts me offjapanese porn (with sound off) if just more natural
>>33957553women are a mystery>normal dude cant get pussy to save his life>a hobo looking motherfucker can get a girl to fly halfway around the world so he can kill her
>>33957545>>33957551He could end it like the Sopranos
>>33957538Pickles are like the best part thoMan I want a burger...
>>33957560Why are you jacking it to porn instead of sleeping with her?>>33957561Amazing that she left the shithole UK to go somewhere even worse (Florida)
>>33957512>It also blueballs me on the Winds of Winter for a decade>>33957523GRRM is in his late 70's and is obese, 10% chance we're getting winds. 0% chance DOS
>>33957562If you lights out on point of view, there are still 20 others across the world
Got a boner again award
Hey dipshit, try not proving me right for once.
>>33957569What's that kek
>>33957571Blood flow to the phallus signifying sexual arousal
>>33957566I think George made a mistake by adding Euron and more greyjoy stuff(f)aegon alone adds a bunch of plot, plus we still have stannis, boltons, jon, jaime,Cersei, sam and the maester conspiracy More greyjoy stuff wasn't necessary
>>33957564>Why are you jacking it to porn instead of sleeping with her?if you had a wife you'd know why
>>33954554To both>partner that's only had 1 sexual partner but has experienced literally every possible sexual thing with them>partner with 5 previous sexual partners but has clearly never done anything beyond the basicschoose one and why
>>33957572I mean the award not the boner itself>>33957583The former I guess, sounds like they're more experienced >>33957577Why
>>33957583Moption 2Because then she then she would like kinks the way her ex did them, rather than how I like it
>>33957583>literally every possible sexual thing If you can't appreciate the scope of this statement, you're retarded. That's obviously more of an issue than having had five partners.
>>33957591That's the point of the question dumbass
>>33957586The award is nothing cuz no one cares
>>33957583>Pick 1>But now I don't wanna do anything beyond the basic stuff, I only want vanillaWhat would you do?
>>33957593It's too obvious of a hypothetical. LITERALLY EVERY sexual thing includes all the illegal and immoral fetish shit the mentally ill are into. There was no line saying "except the abuse or exploitation of non-consenting people/animals/things", for example.
>>33957600>non-consenting ... thingswow
>>33957595RIP, I wish they did>>33957600The limit does not exist
>>33957583MI don't want a woman who has eaten ass
>>33957602Obviously the abuse qualifier applies more to that point in the list. Stupid.
Is it legal for my phone provider to shut me off for refusing to get a phone upgrade when it's optional?
>>33957446I saw a couple like this yesterday in town that looked slavic kek, the woman was gorgeous and the dude looked like a goblin
>>33957608Depends on the T&Cs in your contract but that sounds like some BS, I'd look to change regardless if you can afford to
As the hours passI will let you knowThat I need to askBefore I'm aloneHow it feels to restOn your patient lipsTo eternal bliss
>>33957596I'd break upI want to create new memories and experience new stuff together with my girl
>>33957600Take your meds anon please
Women, do you laugh at moids here?
>>33957622Hot if true
>>33957622Not often. You guys usually just make me angry or horny.
>>33957628I'm sorry for making you angry but I'm confused about you getting horny, what makes you feel like this?
>>33957633Mostly happens when I'm discussing experiences and preferences with an anon and he shares stuff that I also like.
>>33957622same >>33957628
I hate women. They deserve to be angry
I am irrevocably disconnected from society
>>33957644Why are men such attention whores?
>>33957641What's up with you girls getting mad at us or horny?
>>33957644I like women but hate people in general>>33957647I didn't get enough attention as a child
>>33957647>women can talk about whatever the whole day, but I can't say what's on my mind
>>33957660If you really hated women you wouldn't be here. You're just being obnoxious because you want attention
>a beauty with bare boob and feet, trampling on a guyMoids literally made a softporn flag and they pretend it has some deeper meaning. Ridiculous
>>33957664What do you expect, they're from VIRGINia
>>33957671Really makes you think
>>33957661You infect every place in the world. Foids are unavoidable. I'd do this regardless of (You)s.
>>33957672Yeah it does...If I designed the flag though she'd be in heels and taller
Women think that you can only do something for attention when men will do many things just because they want to. That's because they are a slave to the group.
>>33957646How so?
>>33957536>Women, I know it isn’t 2015 but who is your fav Game of Thrones character?The direwolves, they need more screen time then those bloody fake ass dragons>Bonus question: Who is the hottest Game of Thrones character? (not necessarily your favorite)The guy who asked Lady Olenna if she wanted more cheese
>>33957686ASPD and NPD. I’m always playing a character and never my authentic self
No blowjob costs $4000. For a fucking $4000 I could get 400 bareback blowjobs from actual professionals, lol.
>>33957689You are officially diagnosed? Or are you self diagnosing?
>>33957694Officially, I went this week
>>33957693>big doubt She'd probably scam you
>>33957693Women: need I say more?
>>33957695I hope it was a male psychologist anon. And I hope they didn't misdiagnose you
>>33957701It was, and it aligns. The ASPD was hard to swallow, but it’s fine
>>33957688>The guy who asked Lady Olenna if she wanted more cheeseIs that the episode where she asks Sansa what Joffrey is really like?
>>33957628Morning, JH.
>>33957702>The ASPD was hard to swallowReally? I always knew I had ASPD before I went to the therapist. I never gave a fuck about any rules or morals, and people always reacted to my actions like I was a freak. So it was always obvious to me.
What are Hungarian women like?
>>33957709
>>33957616Nah. The question was phrased too extreme to be useful.The possibilities were that it's a pointless question or to assume the question was phrased wrong and imagine a reasonable limit.
>>33957711Hungarian women don't look like that.
>>33957708Because I want to be perceived as a righteous and good man, even to the point where I’d trick myself into thinking it. It’s reaffirming now, though. Feels liberating, don’t have to lie to myself about my sadistic tendencies
>>33957536Jaime. I want to taste Cersei on his dick.
>>33957604>The limit does not existHot sauce, broken glass, a gear shift knob, and an hour to change your mind.
>>33957122Just because they want to be approached doesn't mean they will say yes
>>33957714Ngl you sound slightly ominous and terrifying. People like you are scary, you are a normalfag
>>33957122They want to be approached by Chad.
>>33957706Yes
>>33957664That's the actual flag?
>>33957721I’m a normalfag? Don’t think so. > you sound slightly ominous and terrifyingI’ve heard this before, which is strange because I am a skinny white guy
It is the duty of every Romanian man to pump and dump a Hungarian woman.
>>33957714There is no right or wrong in the world. There is only your pleasure and actions that are helpful, harmful, or neutral for the community. You just took delight from being right by the definition you made yourself in your head, but in the end all of it was a means for a singular purpose: to pleasure yourself.
Are women really like this? >>33954431
>>33957732Yes.
>>33957728Perhaps, but I receive pleasure from acting just and righteous and adhering to the morals and principles inscribed within Christianity, for example. Not from being selfish and self centred
>>33957735>>33957735>>33957735the new
>>33957707Good morning.
>>33957711She has a cute voice, but she tries way too hard to be risque
>>33957122By ugly men, no. Which is all of them except him.
>>33957122That's harassment
