[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Name
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]

[Catalog]

Built for BBC
164 replies and 111 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: 1768269261233455.jpg (19 KB, 400x400)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
>>
File: 1768278122920098.jpg (20 KB, 393x780)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
>>944872693
>>944872600
>>
>>944872581
>>944872538
>>944872426
>>944872438

I'm so bored, but I don't know how to ask for side quests from people. Any advice, good locations to ask?

This is isn't ironic, I don't even care about money.
Obviously, no crime allowed. Unless its a funny one that nobody cares about.
>>
>>944872160
There's been a recent influx in niggers. No one knows where they came from, but they need to be stopped! If you can kill at least 20 of them, that would help a lot, but if you wanna kill more, I'd appreciate that as well.
>>
>>944872160
I can't get a gf. Will YOU, o brave knight, step up to the task and fellate my frightful spear?

File: yugi.jpg (99 KB, 720x800)
99 KB
99 KB JPG
Hmmmmmmm...
>>
goku looks so tuff in that pic
>>
File: 1756104069364441.png (915 KB, 858x923)
915 KB
915 KB PNG
>>944868882
What a cutie
>>
>>944871306
creepy

File: 1768283699585.mp4 (1.66 MB, 720x1280)
1.66 MB
1.66 MB MP4
22 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>944866786
How much to have her pee in my cup?
>>
File: lol-LMAO-ebin.webm (1.85 MB, 348x618)
1.85 MB
1.85 MB WEBM
>>944870600 dubs
tree-fidy :^)
>>
>>944867336
watch her facial expression

File: IMG_0916.jpg (128 KB, 900x1200)
128 KB
128 KB JPG
She needs to get blacked
>>
Who she?
>>
File: IMG_9328.gif (964 KB, 500x250)
964 KB
964 KB GIF
das rite honkies!
>but first, dey need to colon punch a sissy, hiv+ infected nigger boi
it dey culcha

File: IMG_0259.jpg (33 KB, 447x447)
33 KB
33 KB JPG
Go ahead and put your mouth on it nigga
4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>944868777
Proof?
>>
Moooom delete this shit!
>>
>>944872584
huh

File: who.jpg (98 KB, 536x537)
98 KB
98 KB JPG
Who is this mysterious stranger?

And what the hell is that smell?
1 reply omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>944869423
Damm, it's rancid!
>>
>>944869423
The smell of shit.
>>
>>944869423
Smells good

File: IMG_2373.jpg (43 KB, 361x387)
43 KB
43 KB JPG
currently using a vibrator. ask me anything

also fuck these captchas
98 replies and 14 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>944872291
you had a 50/50 shot
>>
>>944872337
fair enough lol. What are your "literally me" characters? (like the ones you relate to the most)
>>
>>944872390
carrie from sex and the city
carrie from carrie
nessarose from wicked
lee from secretary
daisy from girl, interrupted
alice (in wonderland)

latinas
62 replies and 44 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: 1901590493.jpg (51 KB, 506x900)
51 KB
51 KB JPG
>>944872362
>>
File: IMG_4169.jpg (606 KB, 1534x2046)
606 KB
606 KB JPG
>>
File: 1468730006507.jpg (77 KB, 1200x675)
77 KB
77 KB JPG

File: 1758807032283490.png (24 KB, 128x128)
24 KB
24 KB PNG
>be me
>need to take a massive shit on the toilet
>want to completely empty my bowels
>like midway through my shit it starts becoming difficult to shit
>for some reason my asshole is fucking getting puffy and it’s hurting now
>finally push through and empty my bowels after a while
>my asshole is now puffy ass fuck and it hurts to even sit
Is this god’s intelligent design? Why would he punish me for taking a shit?
11 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
god doesn't exist bc someone stole all my pokemon cards in sixth grade and my mom did nothing. or bc I didn't have much of a dad I guess. In general atheists are cringe bc there are tons of other subjects to talk about but if you are around nothing but fake/psycho christians or you have a really shitty life it's kinda different
>>
>>944870355
As living men we may never answer it. But eventually we will die and all will be answered.
This thread is a sad mockery.

But there have been three reposts of this >>944868737 curious thread. I would head over there and ask serious questions and see what transpires.
>>
>>944863145
You know what you did and I will not allow you to forget.

File: Greenland.png (664 KB, 1080x1917)
664 KB
664 KB PNG
Congrats to Donald Chump for ruining relations with Europe in under a year.
20 replies and 7 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>944864740
Europe has always hated the USA but has tolerated them bc USA won ww2 for them and kept bases there
Now euro is signalling they’ll side with Russia vs USA bc of their addiction to Ivan’s farty natural gas
Europe sucks n will be browner than Mexico in two or three generations the way they opened their borders over last twenty years
>>
>>944867648
Enough with the garbage claim that we "invaded Venezuela for oil." That is not what happened. Maduro came to power in 2013. Before that, the US had already poured billions into oil contracts and infrastructure in Venezuela. Then this clown takes office, nationalizes the oil industry, cuts the US out, and starts shipping oil to China and Russia while tanking his own country.

The US captured Maduro on January 3, 2026. He is in custody and being prosecuted in US federal court. As of that date, 46 countries had issued formal charges or arrest warrants against him over the last two decades for corruption, drug trafficking, and human rights violations. That number is public record.

Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves in the world, sitting at around 303 billion barrels. Maduro locked it all down for himself and his foreign allies. Now the US has stepped in, taken him off the map, and started reclaiming oil assets that were seized from us illegally back in the Chavez era.

And let’s not pretend this has nothing to do with Russia or China. Venezuela was sending millions of barrels per month to both. That flow is now cut off. So all the same people screeching about Russian influence are suddenly defending a regime that was literally funding Moscow and Beijing. It is dishonest nonsense.

This is not about invasion. It is about reclaiming stolen assets, removing a criminal dictator, and severing a major supply line to hostile foreign powers. And all these fucking piece of shit leftists are going after this Administration after being able to successfully cut off China and namely russia, from all of this oil, turns out you guys were the Russians all along. And you just hate that we have them cut off now
>>
>>944865927
So why did you let Turkey join then mutt?

File: 1768464657209182.png (29 KB, 800x800)
29 KB
29 KB PNG
Drawthread: lucky anon Edition
312 replies and 150 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
MAKE NEW THREAD
>>
new thread but chinese?
>>
>>944872874

5 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: Snapchat-955089921.jpg (180 KB, 1656x2208)
180 KB
180 KB JPG
>>
>>944871057
Meghan?
>>
>>944871826
No, Jamie

File: 1760770018993147.png (216 KB, 640x800)
216 KB
216 KB PNG
His smile and optimism: gone

Lol enjoy Ukraine dumbass
14 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>944860988
So chat was it worth it?
>>
>>944871041
>So chat was it worth it?
What chat?

I'm more worried about the hundreds of vloggers in the Philippines who have been affected by the changes in the Philippines law all caused by this moron's crazy antics.

Vitaly CHANGES PHILIPPINES LAW forever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4JPMVWEMTQ
>>
>>944866348
because society
got anymore stupid questions ? shove them up your ass with your own head

File: 39118237_008_2c4d.jpg (73 KB, 460x610)
73 KB
73 KB JPG
Hello Anons.

I am a virgin male in my 30s and I was wondering, how do I get a woman to have sex with me? I am not very judgemental when it comes to my type, and I actually prefer women who are on the bigger side.

Do you think I should tell a woman I'm a virgin before we have sex? or should I just hide that fact
6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>944872070
Ok but what if I want to try eating pussy
>>
>>944871743
Prostitution is the easier and most straightforward path.

Getting girls to want to have sex with you of their own accord involves getting on the path of becoming more attractive and going through that painful process until you become attractive enough to be better than about 80% of other guys at a glance. Women are really fucking picky in terms of looks if they don't know you, and you really have to stand out. If they get to know you, then you can just be average in terms of looks, but do know that at any moment a Chad can swoop on in and she's going to at least be tempted to answer the call of the monkey branch.
>>
>>944872133
Dental dams.


[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.