Market status = crushed edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous >>21922648
im racist against canadians
>>21924781Is it because you're so fat?
JBHT has been bought.. let’s see where we go.
>>21924784i'm not american though
>The average price of a dozen eggs in the US has moved from $2.51 up to $4.15 over the last year, a 65% increase, per Charlie Bilello.Jesus christ man
>>21924794Oh shit, you're a pajeet. Somebody ban him
>>21924784i can also moonwalk across your shithole country anytime i wantprobably left a few lil brucies running around kamloops and whistler, you're welcome for the boost to the shitty genepool
DON’T HAVE ANY TIME HERE LEFT TO KILLDON’T WANNA GO DOWN LIKE THE SETTING SUNSO LET’S BREAK OUTTA THIS TOWN LIKE A RENEGADECAN’T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTEI’M RIGHT HERE, READY TO RUN
Nasdaq is going DOWN tomorrow.
>>21924771Markets will close red this week, bet
>>21924780I just got some TSLA faggot's delights. I hope you're right about this. I don't spend any time on X though so I wouldn't know.
>>21924781I don't blame you, Canada will be replaced by Indians by 2050
>>21924809>>21924812DON'T YOU GIVE UP ON MEYOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEEDTHIS IS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR LIFE BACKTHIS IS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU FIGHT BACK
>Canada bakeBaggie you had one job
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGWell, how did it go today?>-.16%
>>21924829At least he posts cute big feet, so he still did a good job
>>21924833up a cheeky 0.71%. god willing, the market shall be crushed soon.
>>21924833Down 0.53% thanks to mag7 exposure, but my divvies are coming in tomorrow
>>21924833-0.03%
>>21924833I don't trade stocks, so -0.0%.
>>21924804I wouldn't ban a single one of them. I'd let them take over my cities. And that's what Canada did.
>>21924835he's doing a great job. and as long as he doesn't stab me in the back this sunday, he'll remain in my esteem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrxzRFj03Ro
>>21924833-0.33%Magnificent 7 is slacking right now
>>21924865I haven't seen that dude in forever, did he die or something??
Equal weight sp was +.8%Mag 7 sucked fat cock
>>21924876he took the race-swapped Wonder Years reboot pretty hard I think, hasn't been around
>>21924868>MAG 7 dumps>S&P red>small caps and mid caps green>bonds green>real estate greenthe market is healing
>>21924868The concentration risk was why I sold 1/4 of my SPY holdings. If we dump anymore I'm going to have to sell another 1/4 for short term gains which I do NOT want to do.
AHHHH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN THE GREAT, WHITE NORTH
>>21924878all my etf's did well except vtihonestly a constructive day if you filter the noise.
>>21924820>>21924777Everyone in my family is basically saying to divorce / annul and find someone else.>>21924774You unironically dated / loved a gook. and amber is not brown it belongs to the hazel gene.>>21924868Anyway, keep buying the dip i guess. Nothing hits harder than life, but it isn't how hard you can hit, but how are you can get hit and keep moving forward.
>>21924910
>>21924902concentration and fundamentals. You can only ignore it for so long before the market re balances
>>21924888Kek I still remember that interview he did with Bill O Reilly back in the day. He would look NORMAL and fit right in with the woke crowd by today's standards.>https://youtu.be/VJ23J9IExoI?si=cBwO9yLZPNU1Rg94
>>21924868Like +1.06% my dude.
>>21924902Kinda annoys me how hard it is to buy an ETF without huge positions in mag7 nowadays. I wanted to buy World Momentum ETF to do that and guess what, the biggest positions (5% each) were mag 7 followed by tons of USA stocks. Those finance nerds got lazy and are just selling S&P over and over again but with a different flavor.
>Zuck capitulates and finally sides with Trump>Manages to get TikTok banned immediately
>>21924928TikTok was not his doing though? I remember US polititians starting the whole thing last year after anti-Israel protests.
>>21924925You can reduce it 20% if you globally diversify but yeah its chunky. I can't imagine only holding SPY and having 38% in mag 7 lol
wtf is with this sawtooth pattern over the past month?I knew yesterday’s pump was fake and gay, and I bet the downward trend will continue.massive big tech lay-offs are coming again over the next month to Meta and Microsoft, and I wouldn’t be surprised if more companies were to join them.Ordinarily, these lay-offs are bullish because of cost cutting — but it demonstrates that the labor market isn’t “tight”, on top of the fact that such massive lay-offs usually only happen if CEOs are feeling a pinch on their EPS or profits (which isn’t really a prevailing story right now)
>Nintendo Switch 2 revealed finally>https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ?si=zbqBEvQrfyiFk0zq>Looks almost the fucking sameBearish for Nintendo stocks.
>>21924833-0.47%Not great
>>21924933Any competition to Facebook and Instagram is the enemy.
>>21924900real estate should be red too, but otherwise yeah good shit>>21924925what exactly are you trying to capture in that ETF?equal weight S&P500, ex-US indexes, smaller/mid caps, etc. exist
>>21924941apparently its got triple the ram so it'll just be a beefier console >>21924945real estate pumps whenever index fags go back insomething weird is happening now where bonds are still great but investors are moving back inmight be as an inflation hedge, or they see inflation going for so long they'd rather say screw the short term I want back in for my long term growth
>>21924945I just wanted to buy an ETF that has fast growing companies from all over the world in it. I don't have the time to research myself which is the next big thing in India or Saudi Arabia
>>21924928>>21924933>>21924943I heard rumors that zuckerberg and musk are interested in trying to acquire the app
Boooo. JBHT missed and lost me $9 in the end today after being up.
>>21924951You could go for VWO but it's easier to say fuck it and stick with VT imo.
>>21924833KRE is dying and I'm up 2%.
>>21924925Yeah if I could find a high yielding rsp covered call ETF, I'd jump on it. Right now I can't. I'll keep looking
I avoid the theater unless I go with the family to see a kiddie film because I get really intense and heated if I watch anything worse than that. When I saw Star Wars ep 8 I got SO mad at seeing Luke toss the lightsaber that I got up went to the aisle where no one could see me and punched myself in the face really fast a few times until I calmed down. I gave myself a concussion and doctor said the next one will kill me
>>21924958hmm good point, I could just look for emerging markets ETF instead of world
>>21924965poem anon... you are retarded. I'm sorry.
>>21924966TSMC is the 10th in VT so they'll naturally rise up to the top if they're good. But VWO is definitely a reasonable play. Emerging markets are trading at an insane premium. 6.76% earnings yield instead of 3.52%
>>21924975Doesn't surprise me. Investors assign risk premium to 3rd world markets, and there is a good reason for that. I got burned myself multiple times in past on Chinese, African and Canadian stocks.
>>21924911life really threw you a curveball, dudeI literally thought you made it up the first time you posted it
>>21924833-0.3%
>>21924991the problem is that risk premium plays can be amazing but take a long, long fucking timevalue fags are waiting multiple decades
>>21924965disney is shitting upon star wars’ gravequite tragic n shit
This should be at $650, which is how much I put in. Another little while to crawl out of this bullshit.
>>21925003>Dressed like someone from the Gilded AgeBased Penny.
How do I go about investing in rebuilding the Gaza strip? I would like to get a piece of these luxury condos and shit. It's my fucking birthright.
>>21924997I wish I was making it up. It still feels like a fever dream and I keep waiting to wake up. But no, this is hell: wake up at 4am to feed the baby, get on the morning DSM at 7am, 9am usually get a call from the mental hospital; wife either sobbing saying jibberish or repeating numbers. Feed baby again, try to work, "this is fine" get more random calls form the hospital either wife did some crazy shit to the staff or it is her again repeating numbers or how she is talking to my dead grandfather. Her family calling me saying they are proud of me and i am such a good husband (they are terrified I will leave) my family calling me telling me they are pissed at wife family for not saying anything about her family history before getting married. Feed baby again.Rinse and repeat for the last 2 weeks. Before that trying to take care of a person who is talking to themselves and hallucinating while also making sure they don't accidentally kill our newborn./end rantI am sorry bros for shitting up the thread
>>21925052you just claim your lot for israel you fucking jew.
can't wait to get out of this capricorn funk. intel should have a new ceo by the next full moon, my feelings are strong on this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5JqPxmYhlo
>>21925060No, no, this is good drama. post your gains/losses if you have anything invested. I'd imagine you'd be numb to to it but might as well.
>>21924950Yeah I saw all of the leaks, but I'm still skeptical. The Switch 1 had trouble running even 1st party games(Mario Luigi Brothership and Pokemon Scarlet/Violet, Hyrule warriors Age of Calamity....oh god). Unless the coding gets better, it won't matter.
>>21925064Do I have to like put stakes in the corners of my claim or something? I mean I'll go get on a plane and go to Gaza right fucking now if I can get some free water front property in southern Israel.
>>21925081my ESPP came through at the the start of the month. Hoping I don't lose half my stack to a literal crazy person.
>>21925108what are you waiting for kike.
>>21924950>they see inflation going for so long they'd rather say screw the short term I want back in for my long term growthseeing a lot of doom-bull type articles/yt vids lately suggesting exactly that>crash is impossible, any dip will just be met with QE/printing so any corrections will be limited to 10-20%>government wants inflation to run hot and/or can't stop it, so just get stocks>time beats timing, don't look at the price>fed has new tools this time>government simply won't let the market go down (as opposed to all the other times they wanted it to lol)>just get in now before it's too lateetc.people may have gotten complacent in the post-08 QE/ZIRP era with the line always going up and unemployment staying lowwhen the market dips AND people lose their jobs is when fear sets in, and that hasn't happened in 16 yearsreal estate prices specifically are still overvalued for how high mortgage rates arewaiting for the lazy fed bums to update their data so I can add Q4 2024 to picrel
>>21925119Everyone keeps talking about tariffs but I think the bond supply is way more impactful. We have $2 trillion on top of the $3 trillion that is rolling over this year for a total of $5 trillion new bonds. And Yellen already said that she is going to have to convert alot of our tbills to 2-10 years which will dry up the yield even higher. That's a lot of new debt and payments
>>21925060pythagoras was known to treat ill humors with harmonious music, and perhaps she is constipated? metamucil is a miracle drug. it sounds like a complicated case but nothing proper diet and exercise and regular tea drinking couldn't cure.start here however: https://www.youtube.com/@KantoGakuinHandbellChoir
Don't like any of the jobs I applied to. Only enjoy menial office work or package delivery work or super special boy work managing volunteers on a political campaign. 5 years ago I should have bought bitcoin at the bottom. I would be rich and neet.
>>21925151yep, bond market is sniffing out US weakness when it comes to refinancing debt and not giving enough of a shit about inflationso unless stocks drops hard and drive a flight to anything safe, long yields will keep running and pressure the system
>>21925152most modern music is tuned to equal temperament, but bells are naturally pythagorean. i would forbid any recorded music that isn't purely percussive until her condition improves.what is your insurance plan by the way? you owe me quite a sum of money.
>>21924771I reached an all time high and I'm close to spy on a 1 year basis but with half the volatility
>>21925152>https://www.youtube.com/@KantoGakuinHandbellChoir>links some gook choir singing to cure a psychotic 4chan never ceases to amaze me...
Why do you guys bake when your threads reach bump limit instead of bakkng when they reach page 10? /bant/ is super slow, there's already 3 SMG threads up.
>>21925203pythagoras was mocked in his time as well.
>>21925204And the oldest one and last bumped of the 3 is still only page 8
>tfw I will never own BRK-A share
>>21925204Blame the Canadian for wanting to spam his weird pictures.
>>21925204because there is a faggot leaf who likes to make threads with his fetish in the OP, and nobody ITT gives a fuck about the other threads on the board because we're all a bunch of selfish capitalists.
>>21925212buy one with margin for a day just to look at
>>21925160Sounds like you need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and get to work on the wok.
>>21925212Too bad its not a dividend, you could live off a single share if it was a 1% divvie kek
>>21925222I would need to check, but I think I need $120k more to be able to do that. Or maybe I need to find a broker that allows more degenerate behavior.
Starship is preparing to launch in a few minutes, if all goes according to plan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nM3vGdanpwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxOFEMJAXCI
>>21925232Get you a broker that does fractional shares so you can pretend
>>21925223Is it worth working at Buc-ees? The pay seems to be pretty damn good even for retail chain slop. Veterinarians and engineers don't get paid as much by comparison...
>>21925226>BRK-A retirement planI like it hehe. Too bad you can't sell covered call on a single share>>21925237that sounds like a plan. Seeing progress would also motivate me to grind harder maybe.
>>21925234nah. fed up with this. one was more than enough.i'll keep my mouth shut about my doubts (oops :]) but i'm not going to watch it.
>>21925204We have an infestation of canadians who won't behave, and so far nobody has found a way to stop them.>>21925240I don't know, but a year or two ago I did see someone shilling buc-ees as a good place to make money, and then an argument about australians broke out.
>>21925223>near my houseThe only american jobs that reach out to me that are hiring right now are basically glorified scams like "grow your own customerbase and we'll train you" (isn't that basically an MLM?). Another place wanted multiple interviews for 18/hr in the office ("but they give healthcare", with pay that low you literally qualify for government healthcare tax credits). Random jeet recruiters. Guy with a wine shop who is looking for someone who is a vintner who will work for 18/hr. Signature collecting for 26/hr but you need some absurd/impossible number of siggies because they just burn through employees.The only 'real' jobs that got back to me was one that is hiring for the summer and one from a foreign company, I guess foreign companies don't waste time with fake postings.And now I look at my spending and wonder why I spent so much on shit like food. If I could go back I just wouldn't spend anything.
>>21925151I’m watching it. Mannorino is watching it. I think the fed stepped in yesterday to bring the long end down but it’s already perking back up and low and behold stocks started selling off again
>>21925244Nevermind, can't buy BRK-A fractional share on XTB, even though they have this feature (works with AAPL for example). Probably because XTB has to own the share to give me the rights to its fraction.
Damn, ON fell off of a cliff.
>>21925272This is a good movie though.
>>21925276I just like all of the Panda Express memes lately.
>>21925240They work their employees to the bone, but they at least pay you. If that's what you can find that's not insurance (legal mlm), give it a shot. Try selling cars, too, preferably at a franchised luxury dealer but also at a franchised mainstream dealer. Avoid used lots
Can somebody use the power of AI to turn this picture of scoopsies into a nubian kween? I want to fap after work.
>>21925287that's him officer, that's the one who told me no n-words aloud
Reminder that being a bobo is a mental illness
I frequently turn caps lock on for one reason or another then accidentally type something into a chat window without turning it off and I look like a retard shouting
>>21925287no. beyond my powers. welcome back john, don't bother reading the prior threads. this place has definitely lost something in your absence. i'm in love by the way, bet you didn't see that coming. glad to see you're back and in good spirits. i put some health advice up higher in this thread and i think you should listen to it, in addition to what i've already told you.
>>21925234Fuck. I missed it.
>>21925308I don't normally browse here much during the work week. Mostly just weekends. Speaking of health I managed to quit smoking, so that's worth something.
Any good stocks to invest in when it comes to tattoos? I'm seeing more and more young adults get them, like a serious addiction.Might also buy more healthcare, medical and insurance stocks too, I read tattoos are linked to a LOT of health issues like cancers and neurological shit.
>>21925320i've quit weed (for now, waiting for a sign to resume)but i'll double my nicotine intake to make up for what we're losing. also my household makes a good deal of income off of altria stock so that is not exactly music to my ears. i'll concede it's probably the right thing for you though. congratulations, way to take full advantage of the comet and other astrological developments.
>>21925329I still smoke weed, I'm talking about cigarettes.
Can anybody link rockers youtube?
>>21925335ya i know. weed is not smoking, you need your medicine.
>>21925325Tattoo parlors are run by people who aren't smart or large enough to go public, and who wouldn't want to anyway. Incredibly resistant to financialization and basically the only way to gain exposure is secondary commercial real estate and medical exposure
>>21925234Wow they nailed the landing
>>21925325im bullish for the return of low rise jeans. mombutt pants were the worst invention of the modern era
>>21925325>>21925345invest in tattoo removal companies instead for when the generational regret sets in
inflation isn't real but if it is it's a good thing.
>>21925325Either fitness related shit or fast food brands. Tattooed tards either get super ripped or incredibly fat.
>have 5g capable phone but 5g network here isn't ready for prime time>Force lte>worked fine two weeks>now lte just randomly drops connection >try fiddling >same problem >try to allow 5g to see if that helps>5g now works perfectlyThe jeets at the data center fat fingered something. I blame them and the jews.
i have to change my dentist because the receptionist is too hotany stocks for this feel?
>>21925294AINT NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NOTHIN
>>21925246vindicated once againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd4tEcaptcha: nooss
>>21924840>picbased
>>21925348I can't believe they managed to recover the booster twice. Very impressive, and they're making good progress towards commercial service.However, the orbital ship part didn't survive. It got into space, but then the engines started failing one by one and methane levels dropped rapidly, and debris was seen falling over the Caribbean.>>21925383Nice find. I only heard verbal reports before this. That pic is spectacular.
>>21925383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPJOou_1HE
>>21925392>ripping holes in the firmament>raining brimstone on the earth>"it's a good thing! raise another cheer!"north korea state
>>21925403space is one big pussy and man must cum
>>21925404https://www.sensitiveskinmagazine.com/big-space-fuck-kurt-vonnegut/alright back to bed. i'm officially fed up
>>21925204Not everyone uses Catalog so a thread being on page 1 draws in more users to /smg/
>>21925403What >>21925404 said, our big metal dicks can not be contained.>>21925415>The Big Space FuckThis sounds good. Good night.
>>21925427>Not everyone uses CatalogNGMI
>>21925427>Not everyone uses Catalog
>>21925427Fuck what a rookie.
>market is closed for monkey looting koon day on mondaythat stinky fucking nigger stealing a day of gains from us from the grave
>>21925060>Her family calling me saying they are proud of me and i am such a good husband (they are terrified I will leave)have they offered to help out or pull some weight?that sounds like a lot, and I think you should feel thankful rather than guilty about anything from your own parents or hers, in terms of looking after the baby or your wife…maybe turn her parents into a daycare for her why you be a daycare for your kid?also>don’t forget defeat the baby
>>21925060>I am sorry bros for shitting up the threadnah, this is the whole reason we moved to /bant/ instead of /biz/.those trannies would fucking ban you for posting this shit over there, which is absolutely nonsensical.
>>21925427>>21925449
>>21925204there are these faggots, and they compete to bake firstand we get these shitty early bakes.baking has been an issue on /smg/ for DECADES.>pic related
>>21925489>baking has been an issue on /smg/ for DECADES.Imagine /smg/ in October 87.
>>21925294>pic related
>>21925496I guess we were technically called /rhg/ back in 2015 or 2016
>>21925496>2004 was 3 decades ago
>>21925501rhg? I got nothin.
>>21924911>Everyone in my family is basically saying to divorce / annul and find someone else.Can't she get on some antipsychotics? Although you're going to have a tough time taking care of her either way. Shits fucked up man...
>>21925508>/rhg/>“robinhood general”I might have screwed the acronym up, but there was a period of time prior to /smg/ when we were known as /rhg/ instead
>>21925508Robinhood general
>>21925514he just like me frfrexcept i don't have drive
>>21925519I bet there’s not a single tranny faggot on /biz/smg that remembers /rhg/.
>>21925337I am once again asking for fat hands youtube.
>>21925535found ithttps://youtu.be/FKK4qVHTQm4
>>21925535https://www.youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands
I'm up 9 percent for the last six months. Hbu fags
>FBI closes its Office of Diversity and InclusionBULLISH
>>21925550>>21925549wait no, it’s this onehttps://youtu.be/EQ9PvAQFvYY
actually, before i go back to bed, i want to ask john something. >>21925151this poster is the woman i'm in love with. she lies, cusses, eats meat, works at a bank, and has thus far shown me little regard, but i feel like i'm having a positive effect on her mind and showing her a better way of living. you're the only one around here with enough life experience for me to trust, do you have any advice on winning her heart? she is an aquarius i believe. i really want to use this lunar cycle as a time window, i hadn't touched a woman in 3 years and this week alone two attractive women have taken me by the hand uncoerced. get back to me when you can.
>>21925535>>21925560I think I found it for real this timehttps://youtu.be/SEVJjH1I3s4
>>21925549Why do Asian girls look white when they cosplay as anime character? Are they whitemaxxing?
>Saw Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul again>Like Bob Odenkirk>Looked up other stuff he did>Checked out Nobody>It was just an OK action slop flick>Checked out Lucky Hank>zzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzThis is another bearish sign for Hollywood
>>21925560>>21925589Uhhhhhhh..... instructions unclear. Buying aquabounty. Mutant fish will certainly take off!
>>21925590no, she’s clearly “dinnermaxxing”
>>21925590Whitemaxxing is actually an ancient fashion practice in Asia that goes back to long before they had contact with Europe. The ultimate form of it would be looking like a porcelain doll.
That SNAP/FTC shit is gay and retarded so I bought some.
Your new broker.
>>21925514She can get on antipsychotics macedon anon, but then I am living from one manic episode to the next if she just "forgets" to taker her meds. And with psychosis she literally hallucinates and believes things that are not true. So basically imagine your wife tripping on acid for two weeks and simultaneously has the energy / insomnia of a meth-head.>>21925560damn nice titsI am just considering going full YOLO and having as much unprotected sex with my mentally ill wife until she goes postal from the post-birth hormones and her psychosis or is permanently institutionalized for other reasons.
>>21925754using your wife's parents as a daycare sounded like good advice to me at least.
>>21925754>but then I am living from one manic episode to the next if she just "forgets" to taker her meds.I mean that's reality for you now... Even if she takes her meds It's no guarantee she won't relapse. I mean your shit is fucked up. I guess this is the point where you have to man up and be like a fucking statue and push through. I mean who the fuck knows, maybe she will stabilize soon and you might have to deal with a psychotic episode once a decade. Either way It's all fucked up right now. You gotta keep going, no matter what.
>>21925754>I am just considering going full YOLO and having as much unprotected sex with my mentally ill wife untilcrazy person sex is phenomenal, but maybe try not to pop another baby in there?I guess you could always stick it in her ass
>>21925566>this poster is the woman i'm in love withthey b a womenz? what makes you say that?>>21925151hey bb, u wnt sum fk?evuh had a poopoo dick inside u b4?once ya hav a poop inside ya coochy, ya cnt nevah get it out n whatnot is wut i ben told
>>21925792Faggio
>>21925792Scoops seems the most likely to have psychotic episode among the smg regulars.
I’ve been seeing this “40-50% of people are antisemitic” so I figured I would sound off on thisAnti semitism and antizionism is being conflated. Lefties hate Israel because they are a homogenous nation. They want 50 shades of brown per country. If they *are* antisemitic, it’s because Jews are killing browns. Not because Jews control the globe.
>>21925812i am literally made out of poophabs yall not seent my hand pic n shitttt?
i have no clue what the markets going to do tomorrow and next week. let's wait and see.
>>21925792why does everyone want to fuck me once I went to japan
I have no time to live my life if I spend all of it either working or preparing for work. What's the point?
>>21925885To save enough to retire in a low cost of living country. That's my plan anyway. I'm not waging for 40 years.
>>21925885retiring earlybut you have to learn to enjoy life now
>>21924939Better short it, then.
>>21924833-0.93%baby bobo won today
Daily reminder that all germans just want hot interracial sex. Taylor swift posting germans are the only exception from this rule.
>>21924971Hmm, that isn't me, but I can see why you would think soI actually like going to the theater and I also haven't seen any of the new SW movies
>>21926046*gay sexthis is because heterosexual sex can only be allowed after a careful examination of the aryan status of the people involved
>>21926046Hitler would be proud
>>21926085he was austrian, who gives a shit what others think? just let the germans live in the trees and fuck each others bumholes on drugs like they did for millenia
>>21924833+.10%I have no fucking idea how
>>21926085>>21926101ofc that mountain snownigger would go "this isn't right" when he saw all the diversity
>>21925866is this fucking RKG???>whyjapanese pussy >>> any other pussydey pussy b all SIDEWAYS n shitttt
vegas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=747mRIE4ZOE
>>21925982>short itfuck no, manI just deleverage, and I’ve already done thatplus, tax implications for long-term vs short-term
>>21926047WEN WE GON TOUCH STICC, NIGGA
>23pbtidsomeone needs to STOP POSTING
>>21926285literally neveri have a job now and i'm busy
>Futures>https://youtu.be/Hr-xBtVU4lg?si=4KZ8cYOkdsh71p9k
>>21926297>24pbtidI FUCKING SAID STOP POSTING, YOU DIRTY FLAT-FOOTED, RUNG-LICKING NIGGERMONKEY
>>21926299>tomorrow at 6:30pmAh, I seewe’ll meet at our usual spot then, bb ;^)
>>21926308>26pbtidWHEN WILL THE SUFFERING END
>>21926173why are all those people there?
>>21925819>“40-50% of people are antisemitic”
american men are making the world gay
>>21926047Based. I thought it was someone else.>>21925415The story's so accurate you'd think it had been written today. It's not really about space at all; instead it's being commendably anti-zionist about reproduction and survival. Nevertheless, the threat of man-eating monsters like lampreys and Wanda Jane highlights the potential of Bezos' plan to move heavy industry and other shit into space so earth can have nature preserves. At least you'll be safe for a little while since this batch of major launches is over.
>>21926047I BET I CAN SMOKE MORE CRACK THAN YOU. PUSSY.
In this thread I have learned that jews do not matter to my life at all.I gained that insight by pattern recognition. Wich is definitly thought here. The pattern is that you guys always talk about useless shit that doesn't matter.If I knew absolutely nothing about the jews, it would not make a difference in my life, ever.
I just want Taylor Swift to rip my heart out and shatter it into pieces
i lost 50k FOMOing into MSTR at the top in november so as punishment to myself i locked myself in the TQQQ zone until i make back all my money, then i will allow myself to do stupid plays againevery day i roll my whole cash stack into TQQQ, trading on $0.20 swings and i think i have like 150 more days to go until i make back 50k
>28pbtidYOU BETTER STOP TALKING BICH, OR IM GONNACHIMP OUT>CHIMP OUTCHIMP OUT>CHIMP OUT
I imagine that if I were born in the U.S. I would probably been the quarterback of the rugby team. I always really liked the idea of that game and I was quite popular in school although it was just 5 boys and 35 girls in my class.
>>21926401I might go to the Ikea this weekendMaybe you can find me thereI'll be eating meatballs
In school the girls were making bets who could get with me or who could bring me to cheat on my gf. It was quite hilarious. Girls don't actually know how to seduce but they imagine they do.
Stop in the name of the law!
Isn't it weird that women lose like half of their body heat when you have sex with them by the time they are 25? It's like having sex with a reptile
Bpd wife anon have you tried turning her off then back on again? Crazy bitches respect violence
>>21926477>I would probably been the quarterback of the rugby teamwe don’t play rugby here>it was just 5 boys and 35 girls in my classdid you grow up in farm territory?
>>21924911watch it Chrissy!
>>21926478I WILL FUCK YOUR MEATBALLS… TO DEATH… WITH MY COCK…
By the time I went to middle school I had slept with every girl in class but one, ironically the one I was in love with.I still hate myself for it.
>>21926525not 34 ofc it was a smaller class
Waiting for inaguration dump before buying anything else.Bears report in. What are you gonna be slurping?
>>21926525my penis is bigger than yours
>>21926477You woulda been the towel jockey for the niggerball team
What I am saying is that there is some kind of intimacy you learn from having sex so young.One that you probably can't get back if you missed that chance
No matter how much I make, I'll never achieve a brown gf.
It's a raw experience. One time I was so afraid at first I fell out of bed. Then we did it on the floor.
Now I know that little psycho girl was kind of like a very cute serial rapist of young boys. She had probably seen thing when her parents did these elaborate parties at their home
>>21926556I bet it was just like that book the painted bird
>>21926401RACK EMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bdXo9S_BrBU
>>21926546JAHY SEX. RAPE WITH JAHY AND LOLI JAHY. RAPE TENCHO, TOO.
>>21926581Were they also making marmalade? My parents noticed that she totally used that to stall so she would have to sleep over. So cute. But what I actually want to say is that I can still taste the marmalade on her body. Maybe my earliest taste memory?
>>21926604you know we gathered the berries together and then just had to make marmalade.. just how we used to play as kids in our perfect, jew free world.
>Imagine thinking human experience is about "making it"LMAO pathetic borg creatures
>>21926612Go to bed opa you're having an episode
>futures
>>21925866i could be in japan as early as february, i have obligations to my dog until then and i can't let him down.distance doesn't matter, what matters is if you would open your heart to opportunities. the only wall is the one you're building around yourself. let me take you out, see you smell you and size you up, (or you could just tell me your height)i look like tom petty crossed with the former high priest of the samaritans jacob II (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samaritan_High_Priest). i'm 6'4'', in excellent physical condition, and a gentleman besides. i'm also under 24/7 surveillance so you know you would be safe. just today i was carded buying cigarettes. i'm 35 years old.attatched is a picture of my forearm as proof of vitality. it is a year old but little has changed.show some courage and daring, i would very much like that.
>>21926629you know it just came to my mind that for these young thai girls the experience I was just talking about might be the exact opposite of what it is like to have sex with youwhat are the chances that we found each other.Right now you are like the ying to my yang, buddy
>>21926655I'm not a sex haver
>>21926655look at these digits.At least someone agrees.I mean it's totally logical.They aren't afraid while in my experience it's super frightening, they are probably bored afterwards etc.
While you were having premarital sex I was studying the blade
>>21926708Have you mastered the blockchain yet?
>>21926731You mean a ball and chain? Like a mace or a Morningstar?I mainly stick to blades, nunchaku and archery
>>21926831Oh I thought you were referencing that cringe meme image
>>21926273Sounds good
All my trades have gone bad and I am nearly broke.
>>21926708>having premarital sexdebatable. the penis did not enter the vagina. so she was probably still virgin. we were just playingIt is pure. innocence.
>>21925287lol is this really scoops?
It's not uncommen for children to share intimacy. Just in the united states it's mostly boys doing stuff to each other, while the girls are having real sex with older men for money so they can have a movie role.
>>21926899no that's michael abbott, apple employee from seattle and proud graduate of THE ohio state university
>>21926852No I was referencing this based meme image
I know the only reason you are not saying much is because you had to sign a NDA when you first had sex. It's fine.
>>21926935correct, and he lives right here
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1880048878713753909
>>21926947噢~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>21926638or meet me in las vegas at your convenience. i would need 3 day's notice to travel, that is not where i live.
>healthcare i.e. caring for the obese is 17.6% of America's GDP>rent and "imputed rent" i.e. made up rent is 13%>16% is welfareSo between fat fucks, giving paychecks to land lords and imaginary land lords, and welfare, that's 46% of America's entire GDPso it's made up
>>21927059the most important thing is that money keeps changing hands
>>21927076funny how the money always manages to change hands not in your favor
>>21927076the kicker for me is rent GDP isn't just me handing a fucking paycheck to a land lordand imputed rent is legitimately 100% genuine bullshit
>>21927089landlord gotta build and maintain the property. that costs money.
>>21927107how do you justify rent increasing past the rate of inflation, as much as 1% yoy?
>>21927059you are cruel. i don't like that. i'm still convinced i could fix you though. i see right through you too. you value a 180k/year salary above love. you're afraid of what your parents or friends would think. you're so used to dishonesty, half truth, and guarding your heart that you've forgotten what living passionately means. you're almost a complete automaton. take a chance. you have little to lose and you'll get a free dinner and a wild story. anywhere on the west coast. i'm willing to risk being made a fool of, but you're acting one as we speak.
>>21927116I don't know, but I'm not investing in big landlord so it can't be that great a business. the FED's adjustment also undersell the real inflation rate.
>>21927116Supply and demand. All those high earning pajeets need a modest place to import their entire clan into
What ever happened to /fit/ anon? Did he blow up his trading account and rope?
rent is like cad$1.5k-$2k here and a cad$300k mortgage would only be ~$1.7k amortized over 25 yearsI thought renting became better when interest rates stopped being low, but i'm starting to think I should just get a 2-bedroom condo now for like cad$350k and condos are only getting cheaperActual houses are still expensive though lolAt some point my TFSA was $250k+ until ai dashcams dumped back down, ill give it a bit more time before i buy a house because renting a place with housemates fucking sucks and it's not like im saving much money either (cad$800 for a room)
>mfw my wife made a yummy dinner and then she says 'oh and there's chocolate chip cookies in the oven too'
>>21927036I'm gonna meet you at the bellagio fountains. Then I'm gonna shout "MOVE IN NOW! GOGOGO TAKE HIM DOWN" in a very police like manner, point at you and quietly go back to my suite.
>>21927258>my wifeI need to get one of those
>Ubisoft had to delay Assassin's Creed Shadows yet again>Dragon Age Veilguard flopped so badly shareholders want the company Bioware to close doors, lead devs already left>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-01-16/sony-cancels-two-more-playstation-projectsBros, I'm thinking the video game market is gonna crash soon, easy buy the dip event lol
>>21927286be careful though, some of them go duck tits bonkers
>>21927286is twisted tea good or is it brisk/lipton tier?
if you had better suitors, you wouldn't be here. that much i know. this is no place for a contented soul. and you can ignore me but i'll still be here. if you think you have free time you have no idea what's at my disposal. i can hardly imagine you're thrilled talking yields in this sewer with the other users. and i'll be here posting banger after banger reminding you of what you missed out on for your pride. i've said my piece, all my cards are shown. i follow what my heart tells me, you keep going through life following the (((rulebook))) and see where it gets you.and i trust cupid will be satisfied with my actions. he won't keep my heart in this vice for long. if it's nothing but cruelty driving this behavior, just know that i've been hurt worse by women i cared far deeper for, so take no satisfaction in that.give me a chance, i won't beg, but i will insist.
>>21927286Lmao good luck with that. Just wack yourself in the nuts with a sledgehammer it will be less painful
>>21927316>talking yields
the update is dead and we have the biggest cucked poster since clftranny
>>21927116>how do you justify rent increasing past the rate of inflation, as much as 1% yoy?because I actually want you to fuck off, pay for renovations and moving to a new place. All of this increases GDP wich makes me a hero and the only one eating shit is you, pathetic rentoid.If you don't like it why don't you just buy yourself a house.
>>21926935uhh...
>>21927293Good. I've just been playing Mordhau zombies for the past six months. Might get back into Morrowind.
>>21927358All major cities on the west coast are homosexual only zones
>90-hour-a-week Wall Street bankers snorting lines of Adderall at their desks, per the Telegraph>The intense workload that is forced on Wall Street workers came under scrutiny earlier in 2024 when a Bank of America investment banker, 35-year-old Leo Lukenas III, died of acute coronary artery thrombusBanker bros.......
>>21927316you are so right anon, people just aren't good to each other these days. Your post really has touched my soul. I think I will give it a shot aswell. Thank you for your inspirational writings. I will save this and cherish it forever.
>>21927384better is open rebuke than hidden love
>>21927379Woof.
>>21927379vaxx status?
>>21927429I kinda like hidden love.Comes without all the problems.
>>21927478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8nLraecPRY
>>21927483Exactly. I know I'm hot. So these girls need to shut the fuck up about it alraedy and leave me alone while I'm gambling
Bros I got a phone call that I'm going to be arrested by the fbi and cia, there's a warrant for me and I have to pay google play cards so I don't go to jail, what do I do???
>>21927545hello pervert
How much % of emerging markets is feces?
>>21927545Bloody blasterd why did you redeem
oh well. imagine being unmoved by those sentiments though. imagine calculating yourself out of such an offer. imagine, in this world, holding out for a better deal. a curse upon all women, and her in particular. may their romances amount to a game of chess. may they calculate themselves into the very pits of despair. she is more deserving of my pity than my desire and very soon she shall have it.may none say i did not live daringly though.
I bet the rise of the nifty50 can be explained by american diversity hiring."Sirs It's gonna outperform sars"
she's too young to know the error she has made i assume, but very soon she'll join a large and growing club of regretful women who mourn for the days when i sought their affection. at the very least she won't stick around here. imagine if i was a woman and rebuffed you, reading my posts, the sigh that would erupt from your chest every single time you open the thread.captcha: kvh4a
>>21927550Jokes on them, being exposed as a pervert is my humiliation kink.
>>21927711I think that comes with being a sexpat. specially in thailand.
>>21927637ignorance is making me so angryhow dare (you) rejecting this posterare his feelings not important to ((you))?((((you))) made a grave mistake!
>Market ends red in selloff>futures green as if market nothing happenedThat's some rich people bullshit
have sex with the mikoposter right now or elselook at my cute punisher face
>>21927716I'm actually in Atlanta using a VPN this is all just an elaborate goon fantasy. You guys get me rock hard with the sexpat and ladyboy chaser accusations
Options, shortdated, need to be banned for anybody who can, shortdated, move the market. Simple as that.
like look at what she would post too. la dee da risk premium on emerging market equity. surface level junior banker stuff i get in my inbox every single day. enough to arouse a very hungry man's appetite when the stars and moon are aligned just so. lmao. i dodged a bullet. i already feel the spell fading. by morning i'll be back to ai anime girls and youtube links, amusing myself more than she ever could. and she'll be in an uncomfortable office at mizuho or something deciding how to allocate tranches of yen to indonesian sovereign debt, and if she does it for 10 years she might save up half of what's already mine. ok. i'm done with bitterness. last you guys will hear from me on this. but i thought i would try on cruelty and show her how it is done.
ok now that we have a turk ITTthis thread isn't cool enough for me anymorebye
>>21927747you should try AI ERP it's much easier and more flexible.
>>21927755that's a man
>>21927755pretty sure she actually called the bottom but not (you)
I guess now picrel is more fitting than during yesterday's "trading".
>>21927779i think this one's more appropriate
Liking boys is bad for the economy
>>21927059vaginas aren’t allowed to have opinions. I don’t like it when vaginas have opinions. you are no longer aloud to have any opinions. it’s an ick.why does /a/ have such a hate-boner for Solo Leveling? is it literally a shitload of japs that just can’t stand anything produced by korea?that’s my impression, but I was just not aware that they had such a disdain for koreans
>South China Morning Post>Nvidia CEO skips Trump’s inauguration for Lunar New Year Asia visitHe has to be a chinese spy
>>21927802this and also poorflags don't get opinions itt, simple as
>>21927804That is interesting, signaling he's Taiwanese(chinese) first when all the others bent the knee so quickly and donated to the bribe fund.
DUDE I WANT A GIRLFRIEND HOLY MOLY WHAT THE FUCK
>>21927825
>>21927825women can't keep getting away with it!
It’s not funny, okay? Enough of the neck beard shit how do I get one.
>>21927873the usual boilerplate advice is 'just be yourself' but i don't think it applies in this case
>>21927802scoops, you will enjoy this story. did you know i used to know remy lacroix? i knew her as simone. she had a crush on me for a year and a half but wouldn't confess, before she started her more notable ventures. she had some lame boyfriend she was cheating on. she wasn't even on the top 5 chicks i was pursuing/offering themselves at the time though. have you seen a recent photo of her? never mind what she went through immediately after. that's just a taste of the pain and torment i've felt, and i brushed that off like a snowflake on my mustache. the real girl that broke my heart is now a fat spinster in chicago. and another in portland. and several unhappy broads in seattle. if i had a heart half as cold as yours, i'd have 30 kids and live in a trailer park and be a regular on the maury program.
>>21927894Same
>>21927873whatever you do don't go looking for one in asia i have dibs
>>21927802the koreans have their own storytelling hangups but at least they aren't putting out pussy mc's all the time
>Greenland rejects USAOh wowie bearish
>>21927812>and also poorflags don't get opinions ittgood one.also NO NIGGERS ALOUD
>>21927927they had their chance at gentleness with biden's offer. when chad trump tells them what he wants next week, they'll like the terms even less but won't be in a position to negotiate.
>>21927824wow. I was really not expecting ai slop hentai of bleach to be so hot
>>21927955orihime was such a non character, biggest bimbo in mainstream anime. kubo is a hack and everyone knows it.
the problem with women is they think that they are hot real estate in a bidding war. and for a time they kinda are. but in reality, it's more like the tale of sybilline books. your next offer is half as much and double the price. and so on and so on. flowers bloom but briefly, then wilt evermore.
>>21927894>did you know i used to know remy lacroix?I’m probably getting trolled, but I’ll bite>she had some lame boyfriend she was cheating on.>have you seen a recent photo of her?is she the one who tried to become a “kick ass mom” for some chud, and then he cheated or became a deadbeat, and now she has a fucking mom bod?>the real girl that broke my heart is now a fat spinster in chicago. and another in portland. and several unhappy broads in seattle.pottery. that’s just how it is>if i had a heart half as cold as yours, i'd have 30 kids and live in a trailer park and be a regular on the maury program:^) #lifegoalsI mean, I can still do that, I’d just rather save up $1M+ first, so that I can do that AND not ever need to have a real job again
>>21927992i actually did not follow her career. i've seen some of her work, i winced the first time but not after. i did not have much depth of sentiment for her. she was dumb. i am cursed to adore intellect. luckily that means i am rarely truly heartbroken, but at the same time it makes for lonely going.
>>21928011like i can't watch jeopardy if there's a cute girl on. that is my nightmare.
>>21927921>the koreans have their own storytelling hangupsI’m not saying it’s the best anime ever, or even AOTY/AOTS, but it’s pretty decent imoat least, it’s good enough that I have no fucking idea why the threads are filled with haters>but at least they aren't putting out pussy mc's all the timethat’s basically what /a/ is so hung up about — they say it’s a “power fantasy” and “that makes it bad” because it’s basically a Mary SueBUT THATS BASICALLY WHAT DRAGONBALL WAS, IIRCand shinji being a fucking vagina in evangelion wasn’t exactly crucial.the drawn out suffering stuff in re:Zero can kinda drag sometimes too
can you niggers shut up about women and post STOCKS that will RISE?
>>21928031yeah, mram and bynd.
>>21928031Imagine if you had like 1.5 million in some SP500 high divvy etf. You could just chill in a goon cave and eat frozen pizzas for the rest of your life.
>>21927962>orihime was such a non charactermost girls in secondary roles aree.g. sakura in naruto>kubo is a hack and everyone knows itoh, absolutelyI had to stop watching at around episode 90 because it just drags so much
>>21928031just go all in on FNGU you fuckn pussy
>>21928040I want a goon cabin. I want to chop wood and stay active while also gooning often
Honest to god if I had a 10/10 gf I would never, REPEAT: N E V E R. Give a flying fuck about stock, or making money, or learning a new language, or ANY FAGGY BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT MATTERS IS FUXKING YOUNG TIGHT PUSSY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN PLAP PLAP PLAP THAT IS THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD IS TO FUCK. >oh boy I just got a realized real net profit of 3.5% on my weekly spreads in a tax-advantaged account! This is the life!FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER COPE I WANT TO BREED NOT GO BALD OBSESSING OVER ARABIC NUMERALS IN TALMUDIC HOUSE OF CARDS A VIRGIN
>>21928027I view munchkin comics (which is the genre that solo leveling belongs to) as just shounen, but we get to skip the bits where the MC gets the shit beat out of them routinely. They are power fantasies but there is nothing wrong with power fantasies. Shangri-La Frontier out right now is a fucking power fantasy.
>>21928067you'd change your mind after a coom or two.especially if she started talking.
>>21927988>the problem with women is they think that they are hot real estate in a bidding war. and for a time they kinda are.yeah, like 15yo - 19yo/20yo>your next offer is half as much and double the price. and so on and so on. flowers bloom but briefly, then wilt evermore.I don’t remember dating or even liking a single girl who went on to date/marry any guy remotely as successful as me.A lot of them starting getting big around 22yo-25yo.I know a rich, divorced 40+yo like elon musk sometimes dates a 25yo, but for the most part a girl definitely peaks before they even graduate college, unless they’re something genuinely above 99% of other girls
>>21928067you need to try hookers or sugar babies, my man.at least pay the entry fee for a strip club.some of the hotter strippers in seattle will even do full service for not even a couple hundred.top end chicks of any race go for no more than $200/$300 USD in australia>>21928073ikrvirgin vibes
and imagine treating me like some dweeb in her twitter dm's she can just put on ignore. no, sweetheart. you walked into my saloon, where i decorate the walls and control the jukebox, and sought out the attention of me and my friends. you have a scarlet letter now. but the next thread for me to drag my nuts over is literally only minutes away. and i won't be ashamed to post in it. i welcome the insults, i have played the dozens my entire life and i'm good at it. i mindbroke jlh 10 years ago on /r9k/ this is NOT my first rodeo, and she is not my moby dick.
>>21928099have you considered you might be thirstposting over a man?
>>21928072>I view munchkin comics (which is the genre that solo leveling belongs to)interesting. guess I’ll need to check into that genre more>as just shounenokay. fair. whatever.>They are power fantasies but there is nothing wrong with power fantasies./a/ seems to really not like the power fantasy aspect of Solo Leveling. I totally don’t get it.>Shangri-La Frontier out right now is a fucking power fantasy.I remember that one being decent, despite seeming like a slop of the season anime/a/ seems to feed it a fair amount of attention although I don’t recall them shitting all over it.Every single thread for Solo Leveling gets hosed in shitters and trolls on /a/ though. It’s totally crazy.
>>21928106at this moment, my heart knows only scorn. if you were a regular here you'd know how mercurial my feelings are.
>>21927059hey bb, wanna step on my ballsack?
>>21928111checked and gay
>>21928099>>21927988>>21927755>>21927637>>21927593did chinkleaf get an american VPN or take a trip down to seattle?
>>21928125Gay bears out in force tonight, we close red tomorrow.
>Futures
>>21928109If you are down for reading something I would recommend The Player Hides His Past manhwaJust don't read the K-novel thinking you want to know more. The author past a certain point really just starts pulling all kinds of shit out of his ass.
>>21928127No. Everyone that posts in smg is a deranged schizophrenic except for me.
>>21928127Poetry. Chink leaf doesn’t have the passion or depth for this kind of seethe
>>21927731I have a name you know...
BAKED>>21928190>>21928190>>21928190
>>21928188I thought you were posting incognitoas an esl... posts like that one>>21928111 seem to have the same style as your writingsmy badI will do better in the future and not assume american flags are unique!
>>21928154>If you are down for reading something I would recommend The Player Hides His Past manhwaI just read the summarysounds kinda like Solo Leveling, but with maybe a bit more comic reliefI’m open to it and might try it out>read the K-novel thinking you want to know more. The author past a certain point really just starts pulling all kinds of shit out of his ass.I’m so used to that by now. It’s so rare to find anime that actually fucking ends without some massive twist of the bad guys becoming the good guys.Solo Leveling was so tame with the whole Ashborne / Monarchs thing relative to the ass pulls that most shit does
>>21928212don’t make me spam loli again
