Afternoon V shape recovery? edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60122284
>No, I invested in the S&P 500>its>its still dumping>why's it still dumping?>I did what I was supposed to>That's not fair
I am red today
Threads moving fast today.
i don't think you guys realize how over it is
ITS OGRE
Mentally ill faggots hate trump; can't make money in this market; and refuse to buy the inter generational bottom.
>SOXLKEKS
You faggots doubted trump now youre trying to ruin his economy. All demon rat trannies will be murdered in the streets
MIGA! MIGA! MIGA!We can't stop winning! We aren't tired of winning!
>>60123524capped for later
What is PPT doing? Their job is to buy everything when its down.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>60123556PEP BROS...
All Trump has to do is say Trans rights and the stocks will go back to green
I missed the TMF daily bottom
>>60123564post your poisitons or Go to /pol/ ya mentally ill faggot
>>60123556Have you said thank you yet?
Fed firing up le printers in an emergency measure over the weekend or picrelated?
I bought $5,000 of TQQQ today
we might legit hit a level 1 breaker today
>>60123584>Mentally ill faggots crashign the stock market until Trump does what they wantI want this market to go to 0 if it means Mentally Ill faggots will an hero
>>60123531I bought SOXL waiting for the market open pump to sell, but China fucked me over before that happened.I sold when it was bouncing a little pre market and flipped to SOXS, thats how I recovered thus far.Unlikelt I'll make it to green today but I want to reduce the damage as much as possible.It remains to be seen if Jpow will fuck me over or if not even he can contain today's selloff
>>60123594found the goy
And it's nothing
>>60123569>What is PPT doing? Their job is to buy everything when its down.PPT has been cut by DOGE.
Is this the $7 SOXL waiting room?
>>60123604Why would this even do anything when the global trade system is no more?
God I haven't felt this good in a long while. I fucking love seeing mumus get rekt.
>>60123622>it cries out in pain as it strikes you
>>60123616Ya retard, I'm sure all the institutional money movey is because of fucking trannieshow genuinely fucking stupid are you people
>>60123628soxFUCK is going to ZERO
>>60123634And this makes free money undesirable exactly how?
>>60123521>no suicide hotline in OPGrim.
>it’s getting worseAight I’m moving 100% into bonds. I’m getting creamed.This shit better work.
>>60123623Cope harder faggot
>>60123664On what would you invest that cheap money?
HYPERDIMENSIONAL RESISTANCE AT 5100 SPX PREPARE YOUR LONGS
I don't know why everyone is acting so shocked when they literally wrote out their entire plan before the election lol. BTW we're still on step 1, its going to get worse (and never better).
>>60123628Xi's invasion hasn't started yet; I would wait for $.05 at least.
Holy it dumped again
>>60123623>we might legit hit a level 1 breaker todayzoom in
I'm so glad I listened to you people and bought stocks instead of Bitcoin. FUCK
>>60123652>He didn't know about George Soros, DEI, or ESG funds
>buy SPY at $520 thinking it hit bottom>falls to $516>sell>lose $30>check again>it's at $510Fuck, where is the bottom?
>>60123670kek
>>60123623After decades of >the President isn't really responsible for the economyWe now have a President who is responsible for it all, and he decided to singlehandedly crash it just becauseImpressive
>>60123623>MAGA went from posting the weekly chart, to the monthly chart, blew past the 1 year chart, and is finally at the MAX chart.
so far peaked at +25%. I'm gonna get my $300k back
>>60123697blow your skull open you nigger tourist holy shit
>>60123688>On what would you invest that cheap money?Free money, if straight from the printer.T-Bills. Why would I bother with more risk?
>>60123670Yeah, I already killed nyself
TSLA DOWN 10% MAKE IT STOP DADDY TRUMP PLS SELL ANOTHER CYBYTRUCK AND
>>60123676
When did soiteens start investing?
>>60123722Tell me more about this sorcery. Where can I find out about this?
>>60123698
>>60123727So you are taking the hyperinflation path, bold move
>>60123698> Fuck, where is the bottom?S&P 4400I keep saying this. Nobody wants to listen
>>60123635As a perma bull, this is what I live for. I don't understand why bears think a correction or crash is at all scary for long term investors.
THE PATIENT LIVED>THE PATIENT LIVEDTHE PATIENT LIVED>THE PATIENT LIVED
>>60123698SPY to 450 is maybe the bottom
It all returns to nothingIt all comes tumbling downTumbling down, tumbling downIt all returns to nothingI just keep letting me downLetting me down, letting me down
zOMG SPX LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE AUGUST OF LAST YEAR.WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT'D EVER CRASH TO THE PREVIOUS ATH OF ABOUT 12 MONTHS AGO
>>60123546HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Is dollar picking up because everyone is cashing out. Or is there something deeper going on?
>trade accounts for 27% of GDP>Drumpf raises Tariffs in trade war to economically unviable levels, bringing trade to 0 and shutting down supply lines. >27% of Economy is vaporized within weeks.so we have another 20% left for the sp500 to drop?
Pink Wojak index is still low, bottom seems like it's a long ways off
>>60123759*"It ain't me" starts playing*
>>60123747As neither a perma bull nor perma bear, I'm also heavily buying non-US stocks today. They're way oversold.
SOXL status?
>>60123747Some of us have jobs
>>60123546>tfw dumped Tesla before this shit when it last pumpedA rare good move
>>60123785BOOFED. Currently Slurping.
So I called my broker about some refunds id like to make and she hang up on me. Exuse me?
>>60123785Brvtal, veterans of past conflicts have been holding since the 50s.
>>60123767This is a crypto board
>>60123521>We've officially wiped out a years worth of gains in 2 months
>>60123563
A half hour until Saint Jerome tells everybody not to panic and the markets see a snap recovery todayI hope....
>>60123766>trade going to zeroNot going to happen, be realistic. Most companies won't even stop trade, they'll just add the tariff to their prices and lose market share and cut production for next quarter. They don't really have many other options.
>>60123738you have to be so angry and filled with hatred for the world that you this 24/7/365, that's my strategy
Fake and gay Jpow anticipation pumpWhat he's gonna do? He can't change Trump, this pump should fade
uuuhhh bearbros?? we are we reboubding?
balls deep in my dudes what am I in for?
>>60123849
>>60123847Retards slurping and praying jerome saves them
unironically i think 0dte is safer for me than buying stocks and optionsit forces me to size small and better analyze entries and exitsI can only trade once a week as well so it prevents over trading
>>60123816>and people are selling today Lmao
>>60123856oof>>60123867what can powell do?
It's V shape recovering right now, zoom in
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>>60123789What does that have to do with anything? If you have a steady income, it becomes even easier to be a long term investor and not only weather crashes but actually benefit from them by buying all the way down.
We are saved!
>>60123844Giving the re-shoring of manufacturing a little boosterino by cutting the Fed funds rate a couple of 100bps, obviously.And don't believe for a second that there aren't billions on that "bet" already.
>>60123847retail still hasn't capitulated yet, so they're pretty much all the resistance pressure you'll notice when they finally do
we are about to have a fake and gay pump and finish green aren’t we
Gold capitulates
>>60123844>>60123867Why does everything related to the fed and Powell turn into weird ass speculation to the point of it looking like reading tea leaves?
It's over. Pile in, lads.
>>60123867>>60123887>>60123901
>They didn't buy the Generational SOXL lows
tourist herecan someone explain the economy to me? /pol/ is celebrating but the media is cryingwho's right?
>>60123909IT'S OVER
If Jerome leaves rates unchanged i might cum
>STATEMENT FROM NINTENDO: PRE-ORDERS FOR NINTENDO SWITCH 2 IN THE U.S. WILL NOT START APRIL 9, 2025 IN ORDER TO ASSESS THE POTENTIAL IMPACT OF TARIFFS AND EVOLVING MARKET CONDITIONS. NINTENDO WILL UPDATE TIMING AT A LATER DATE. THE LAUNCH DATE OF JUNE 5, 2025 IS UNCHANGED.He messed with gamers. GAMERS.
Non US stocks getting hit too hard, they're still going to trade with each other.
that rebound destroyed me
BUY EVERYTHING
>>60123911Big Money moves based on Fed assessmentsIf he is even remotely dovish, expect a giga pump if he's not....
>>60123747Historically the US market has always recovered, but will that hold true when the US admin is attempting to intentionally implode their own global reserve status?
>>60123706It's the only way to tell if a dump ist really "the big one" or a fake shakeout. Because this site is operated by a government agency they are legally bound to keep the taxpayer from kys.
>>60123929Bought NVDX instead, SOXL has some shitters
bot is long now. BUY!
>>60123898It means that many of us will lose our jobs.
>soxl now pumping Literally how
fuck i didn't cash in my put hahahaim so fucking gready
>>60123934monetary policy meeting is in May, not todaytoday is just his EO speech
>waiting for the line to go lower>it keeps going upSTOP
What just happened?
>>60123963So it can dump later
>>60123963One last pump before the dump
please be a dead cat please
>>60123963People who are trying to buy the bottom. If you look at a bunch of different stocks they have the same exact pattern
>>60123931>muh mediaFuck off back to /pol/ you retarded Trumpspicel.
>>60123970Dead cat
>>60123935People were already complaining that it was too expensive.
say thank you
fun dead cat bouncenext stop spy 500
>>60123556>>60123595
SOXL is a long term compounder. Get in cheap.
Just bought 1500 shares of nvdy at $13.20. Lets fucking GOOOOOO
Don't look at VIX
this market is a ravenous chainsaw now its bobo's turn
>>60123950I know you don't want to hear this, but Trump is not as maliciously incompetent as you want to believe. If there is one thing you should believe, it's that he cares about his legacy and he does not want to go down in history as the president who caused another great depression. He doesn't care about the stock market right now, but he definitely will care come midterms.
>>60124010Isn't leverage literally the opposite of that?
Did anyone else vote for Kamala?
>>60124000AgreedIt’ll happen today.
Vietnam caved in bros
>line stops going up
>>60123521I was surprised to learn that the original webcomic featured prostitution
i missed high volume /smg/ threadsi love you guys
>>60124028Fuck no, I voted for this
>>60124028I'm not even american but I'm team trump.
>>60123936Doesn't matter, nobody can take the US consumers' role in a global trade system centered around selling shit in exchange for american services and dollars, so if America decides to have a schizo meltdown the entire world will end up poorer
orders have been given
>>60124010SOXL is a stupid gambling ticket. Just buy S M H or SOXX if you want exposure in semis.
>>60123931/pol/ are full of poorfags with no investments of course they don't give a fuck. However they're also retarded, companies aren't going to reshore at scale because they know that in four years at most these tariffs will be rescinded. So if they do reshore they'll be at a competitive disadvantage if they continue those operations, they aren't going to just throw away capital like that outside of a few sectors that everyone with sense already agrees must be reshored due to strategic interests..
>>60124028i vootedforURMOMSMUFF
>Leonardo giga dumping Tempted to buy in but EU defense isn't going to get away from the Trump Dump so I should keep calm and wait for a better opportunity.
>spend years whining about easy money, our fucked trade system, and how fake the market is>Trump actually starts to deflate the big fake balloon>"Noooooo you can't do that, I had all my money in Jewish scams"I really hate all you stupid fucks, this really is liberation just not the kind YOU thought it would be
>>60123698You don't hit the bottom and you don't hit the top.The goal's to have bought near the bottom or sold near the top when you look back on it.
>>60124095the money going into the pockets are coming back to the fake marketnothing ever happens anon
JP Morgan now says 60% risk of recession by year end, up from 40% previous. KEK
>>60124095I voted for this. Bought puts for this. and now buying the generational bottom.
>>60123521The real question will be if other Asian countries follow China with their own retaliatory tariffs or bend the knee
>>60124020I don't think Trump is incompetent or malicious. I think that his admin believes that losing global reserve status in inevitable, which I agree with, and have decided to do it on their terms and that they can manage it, which I don't agree with.
>>60124070the pollers are right. this only affects the passive holder
>>60124054its fake high volume thoughlots of 1 pibsthe market hasnt fallen far enough for real volume
>>60124095> crashing the plane and destroying the livelihood of everyone around you is good, actually!let me guess, you're unemployed and live in your mom's basement
>>60124095why do people who post this think anyone with power are suffering? only jobbers lose in these things.they'll buy it up when its cheap and you're homeless and then make another cool billion when line starts going up again.
close out TSLA position or noup ~70%
>>60124110Vietnam bent the knee and trump announcing it caused the rebound
Slurpbros, do you think I should move in some savings to SLURP today or wait till I get paid at the end of the month?
>>60124130haha same
should i sell my now tiny SOXL baggies and buy whatever put i can afford
>>60124095If you think the money is going anywhere but the pockets of the rich you're retarded
>>60124130Good enough to Post....
>>60124130If you have to ask you should keep it.
>>60124110What does this even change? Leaks from Trump admin say that these tariffs will stay. They are not negotiating. This is the denial phase.
>he didn't buy the obvious fake dip
>V SHAPED RECOVERY INBOUND
what kind of retarded bullshit is this
>>60124153Oh I have been buying like a kike the last couple days anon, not everyone is an emotional pussy, my buy signal is when all anons are confident we are going lower
>>60124122>you're unemployed and live in your mom's basementI own a business with 2 mil in revenue, roi 200k of that, kill yourself (this is financial advice) you projecting niggerBest part is my product does just as well in recessions so I don't give a shit, I just want my country to stop being wholesaled to jews
>>60123937Greed is a sin, anon
>CELH has been my only consistent stock in the last monthShould i buy more bros
>>60124131They really have no choice cuz where the fuck will they find the gaping yaw of greed and waste like the United States?
>retail investors actually buying the dipits going to drop again lol
>>60124172HMMMMMM ALMOST LIKE I WAS RIGHT TO PURCHASE THOSE CALLS AND SHARES>ALMOST LIKE YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MACROECONOMICS WORKS
When I was a kid I thought politicians and people working in finance were really smart and serious adults
>that V it's like im back in 2022 all over again
>>60124185no one believes you.
>>60124195These are the days where the whole "87% of retail investors lose money" stats are made.
>>60124172opportunity to buy cheap puts for $9 0dte
>>60124199>When I was a kid I thought politicians and people working in finance were really smart and serious adultswhen I was a kid I was heiling hitlerand I'm still heiling hitler
>HELP ME SAVE FACE, JEROME-SAN
>>60124200Shock and awe is about to start again.2008 Anons RISE
>>60124185>I just want my country to stop being wholesaled to jewsWith a president converted to judaism and the greatest zogbot ever? lmao
>>60124148Wait this isnt a negotiating tactic? You sure? Cuz if that's the case then we're all absolutely fucked
>>60124195might as well. it's hard to know what's going to happen.If Trump cucks (again), buying now is probably the best strat.
>BREAKING: Trump says this would be a perfect time for Powell to cut interest rates.
he's walking back tariffs right?
>>60124199Turns out most people are stupid no matter where you are or how smart the average of a group is, and nobody really knows what they're doing, they're all just faking it until they make it.It's freeing when you really internalize it. Just do your best and always have a backup plan.
>>60124195>lol muh retailsee what I mean, emotional faggots like this are my buy signal, such confidence you could be a guaranteed billionaire with that level of convictiono
>>60124215I don't know why they're bothering. The institutions seem to be selling still - unless they bought at the low point and are selling now that its bounced a bit they're going to lose money.
absolutely.fucking.relentless.bids.
>>60124021long term as in by the end of today
>>60124220He's afraid
>>60124110China will take a stand, the rest will bend the kneeAt the end of the day we are the military as well as financial hegemon, and China can't replace that
>>60124192The guy said they will cut their tariffs on US goods but the tariffs are made up by the administration lol.
>>60124220lmao he definitely won't now. Time to load up shorts.
>>60124203what you don't think lots of successful people post on 4chan while obsessing over trannies all day?
>>60123521What is this called? And how does this happen?
wtf is going on, really
>>60124172Retards buying the ""bottom""
>>60124172use your brain
>>60124220... >>60124067
DON'T PUMP NOW
haha mstr trying to go green
>>60124258I believe some people are, but anyone who posts le joker incel meme with such an obviously edgelord opinion, no, that or he inherited it somehow.
>>60124261dead cat bounce
>>60124220Shouldnt Jerome hike interest rates when the whole globe is taxed?
>>60124225If it was simply a negotiation tactic they would have based it on the other countries' tariffs instead of trade deficit. Doing it this way there's nowhere that several countries can even go.
>>60124225Guess it changed now? Who the fuck knows.https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/04/03/trump-tariffs-live-updates-stock-market-trade-war.html
>>60124263>5D chess niggers were right
>>60123970Apparently/smg/ forgot that PPT is a thing. This drop has been so fast it has apparently suckered in a lot of newbie anons who think shorter this is just free and easy money. Nothing will make you more anti semitic than trying to short a blatantly obvious market crash and seeing your bets torn to shreds because it's never so simple as bad news = red.
>>60124220If Jerome is based he'll not lower rates if only to make trump seethe.
closed my SOXS
>>60124263Completely forgot about the eggs. It's only a matter of time before we get another outbreak and egg prices skyrocket again.
Vietnam literally just saved the US economy.
>>60124172I bought in today with a $9.50 average
Jerome is gonna cut em right?Right?
>>60124263>AIIIIIIEEEEEE>SAVE ME JEROME-SAMAkwab
>>60124229>begging Jerome to save himthis signals strength, actually
>>60124263Oh now jerome is DEFIANTLY not going to cut rates
Can someone explain what trump is doing if this isn't a negotiating tactic? that's what I thought this was, but people here are saying trump is gonna keep the tariffs regardless?
Could have been worse
>>60124258>lots of successful people post on 4chan while obsessing over trannies all day?Real talk where else could they go? Of course rich/successful/famous people post here. Everyone does.
Thank you to the anon who said to buy soxl a few minutes ago
>>60124295true
>>60124285if unemployement from widespread layoffs and inflation from tariffs both spike, then it's a no-win situation for jerome. lower rates will spike inflation higher and higher rates will add to the unemployment. stagflation reality.
>all these idiots buying because of fucking vietnam
>>60124252well then they're easy to cut, no? :^)
>>60124290>that linkKys
>>60124299the thing that bothers me about eggs is that it was uniquely American.It seems pretty obvious something is horribly wrong with how we manage chicken ranching in the US compared to everywhere else.It's not like Canada didn't cull a shit load of birds, but it never got as bad as it did here.
>>60124224>greatest zogbot everYou keep your enemies closer than your friends, a lot of Trump's people are "our guys" if you look past their public veneerAnyways, Zion Don is ironically the best chance we've had in half a century in reversing some of this kikery, so I'll take what I can get
>>60124294Inverse ETFs are your friend, especially if you're inexperienced with leverage. We have further to drop, especially when other countries begin to announce reciprocal tariffs.
>>60124317They talk in million dollar events where they joke about getting idiots like us to hate each other while they rule the world.
Just went all in on Intel if it rockets again today like it did yesterday I'll be set.
>>60123521That expression really captures the feeling. It hurts so much.
Hmm. It is starting to look like a fake and gay V. What the fuck.
Bullish for big tobacco like PM? I see people with zyns and shit everywhere and most tobacco is grown in the US anyways.
I'm down $45,000 so far. Biggest 1 day drop since covid.
>>60123970Options cucks learning a lesson.
>>60124360has it ever not been fake and gay?
What odds would you give to orange man cucking out over the weekend?40% sounds right to me
Wait what the fuck are you guys talking about Vietnam for?
>>60124328the surrounding companies can now relocate to Vietnam if their hosting countries don't drop their tariffs.trump just won.
>>60124280>that or he inherited it somehowNot inherited but I sure as shit am luckier and better connected than I am a hard worker
>>60124335There was a """coincidence""" of disease, general mismanagement, and years of suspicious arson attacks on chicken farms. All right before the new administration got in. Oh, and of course there's no evidence of why all those culls were ordered and no investigations.
Did I actually not fuck up by buying the dip for once?
>>60124360welcome to the stock market0dte gamblers are mentally ill yet the lifeblood of the intraday fake and gayer
>>60124335America has retarded egg laws
>>60124382or maybe it isn't a conspiracy and the US Federal government is just shit
You will work in the textile factory wont you anon?Think how great America will be when Janquarius is churning out poorly made shoes instead of working at Taco Bell
>>60124385Its WAY too early to be buying
>>60123789>poorfag that has to work
>>60124382Yeah thats it and not because we keep a billion chickens wallowing in their own shit
Vietnam has the hottest women and just saved america time to find me a hot vietnamese wife
>>60124379Because of this 'Truth'Total nothing burgerhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114280292618523684
>>60124385what's your plan? long term hodl? then you're fine.if you aren't fine long term, everyone is fucked anyway.
>>60124013My nigga
>>60124395Miguel and Paco will work in the factories. They're going to come here LEGALLY.
>>60124392I'll be straight with you: it's most likely both. When I worked for the government, I saw both.
>>60124382>There was a """coincidence""" of disease, general mismanagement, and years of suspicious arson attacks on chicken farms. All right before the new administration got in. Oh, and of course there's no evidence of why all those culls were ordered and no investigations.they killed 100k ducks of the last duck farm on long island and it will never return from thatguranteed there is a cabal that saw good soul ducklings and decided a genocide has to happen because having good things is bad in the end game christian USA
>>60124361yeah bro it's not like the vast fucking majority of tobacco consumers live outside the states nobody smokes anymore in the states and zyns are a fucking meme compared to the power of cigarettesBAT, Swedish Match AB and JT are better investments
>he put?
>>60124385nvm
>>60124361I’m an RJ reynolds guy myself>>60124327Even if the economy was ripe for rate cuts, Powell can’t do it (and won’t) based on 3 months of data. Trump is wrong here.
Powell is late bros.. Last minute change?
>>60124335>>60124382For like a year cali news keeps blasting about “muh raw milk contamination”(all production from all producers shut down) and “muh bird flu” “muh this” “muh that”.There is always a fucking reason they slaughter all the birds and its always nonsensical and gay. Everyone with a brain sees what they are doing cause it makes no fucking sense and its crazy the market.Eggs are like $10.00 a dozen still, that shit got up to $17 for organic ones. For some reason trader joes never changed prices just limit per person, i just go there
it's over
>>60124435it's probably closed for good because the government isn't providing any assistance or backstops and the sole meat packing conglomerate they work for is indifferent to their suffering.this country is pretty satanic honestly.
>>60124423Very nice. Do you just hold the shares or do you sell after record date each time then buy back in after?
uhhh slurp bros i dont feel so good
Is it time to sell my NVDA bags and move my 401k to an IRA?I think it’s time to panic sell this market won’t recover from this
>>60124435There probably needs to be a serious investigation of the bug protein people. They might be getting desperate it hasn't taken off after decades.
I work at NASDAQ. We just received memo not to come in on Monday.
>>60124015I'VE GIVEN UUUUUUPI'M SICK OF FEELINGIS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN SAAAAY
>BREAKING" Powell says that tariffs to raise inflation in coming quartersAND WALLAH JUST LIKE THAT
>my local europoor market is down 5,5%Fuck you, burgers.
>>60124457holy shit.
>>60124457BASED Jerome. Don't bend the knee to that cuck.
If trips JPow raises ratds by half a percent
>>60124457AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CHICKEN TENDIES
CHADrome not bending the knee to zogger don
>>60124466I’ve been slurping SOXL puts and INTC puts during the Powell fake/gay pump. Hope it pays off
he's talkingvimeo.com/event/5037150
>>60124395>You will work in the textile factory wont you anon?There are a thousand towns in Middle America you could setup a textile mill and it would be 100% better than whatever redneck bullshit jobs they've currently got, even at minimum wages
its so fucking over I am glad I sold
>>60124504Who cares
>>60124457Based
>>60124504It's not all bad jobs either you'll need supervisors and IT support staff and all the other overhead positions.
>>60124486>impact of tariffs likely larger than expectedits so joever
Finally this fake and gay pump is over
>>60124475If it takes off it has to be financially viable. Destroying real meat certainly would help lab/bug meats profit margin
>nasd-ack now red over the last year
>>60124516now we wait to buy the dip. we are all going to make it bro's.
i opened a Schwab account to use thinkorswim
>>60124516I deeply regret not selling.
>>60124504Would also help with the house market if people could go take jobs in places other than big cities.
>>60124457DON'T THEY KNOWIT'S THE END OF THE WORLDIT ENDED WHEN TRUMP SAID, "TARIFF"
Invest in kneepads
>>60124457At moments like this, I like to think to myself "What is the dumbest move the President could make?" And I think I got it. He's going to try to fire JPow, isn't he?
>>60124529We tried telling slurped… they just didn’t listen. They never do
Reminder that most foreign made clothes use recycled threads which is why they all fall apart from simple wear and tear. The reason they are so cheap is a combo of shit materials and slave labour and the clothing industry doesn't want to go back to people buying a few button up shirts and wearing them for a decade.
>>60124550>He's going to try to fire JPow, isn't heyup. he's going to try.
>>60124550100%it's gonna be a fucking bloodbath monday
This whole situation disproves the idea of efficient forward looking markets. This shit should have been priced in when Trump won the election but the market was coping that Trump was bluffing or was gonna be stopped
>>60124539schwab is pretty good imo. better than most other platforms from what i've seen/used. only wish that they were better about data aggregation and metrics.
If jerome lowered rates it would cause more panic.Imagine him lowering rates lmao did anyone think he would over a 2 day panic dump?
>>60124539Best broker app imo
>>60124550He may be one of the last people in this cancerous admin that isn't a puppet to either trump or israel, so yeah, sure could happen
>>60124550That's my greatest fear. I don't really know how to react to that besides stockpiling ammo.
>>60124550Can he even do that? Stupid question I know but isn't there some division of power or whatever at play?
ITS OVER
>tariff increases will be significantly larger than expectedomega Hawkish its so joever
Is $95 a good NVDA price?
>>60124573You are being serious?
I bought a put earlier guys, will I win bigly?
>>60124588>ghibli shitAre you, MIGAnigger?
maximum hopium that it is all one big nothingburger
What are these patterns, investors are going insane
>>60124578i don't believe so, but i don't think someone telling him that he can't will stop him from trying.
>>60124568Eh, he’s got 3 months of data, like I said >>60124449 here.But Powell is data-obsessed. He likes multiple quarters to analyze and, like you said, not a 2 day dump.
>>60124578He already fired someone in a similar position, like the ftc or something. If the deep state or glowies actually exists, that would be the time for them to act.
>>60124578There's a lot of things he shouldn't be able to do, but he's doing anyway. Why should this be any different?
>"i was considering a 50 bepis hike would do the trick, but after orange nigger's attitude offended me, we'll settle for 200"HAPPENING
not today
>>60124614>investors are going insaneGood.
>>60124457I will clap if Jerome announces a bepis hike
>>60124621Trump suicided the american hegemony in 3 months and he's still alive, there is no deep state
>>60124614>goingI’m already insane
>>60124578not a stupid questionthere's an odd lots episode from a few days ago talking about itsupreme court would side with trump i think
>>60124614plenty of good reasons to be going insane right now.
>>60124647Fuck, maybe the private armies of the other billionaires then?
He's sitting like a cuck and is fake laughing/fake smilingSELL SELL DEEPER DEEPER>a business owner said "we're cooked"ITS ALL OVERRRRRRR
>>60124550>>60124578The Trump admin's line on this kind of question has always been that executive branch officials serve the president. Take the DoJ for example, they were supposed to be "independent", they got purged and filled with loyalists. Or all the inspectors-general, they're meant to be independent oversight officials - oops all fired lol!!so yeah I wouldn't put it past them. There's a big push for "loyalty" so if you notice Trump shit-talking Jpow more it's a sign he's going to try assuming direct control.
Big J....you were supposed to be dovish....you were suppose to stop the bleeding....stop saying uncertainty....please....
Just got word from up top:>the V shape recovery is doneI repeat, it's over
>>60124667The billionaires would rather rule over the ashes than live in equality. That much has become obvious.
what do you call this portfolio pattern
>>60124682based JPow. teach them a lesson.
>>60124682Its not a V its a N
klarna postponed their IPO, checked the other big guy and whew
WHAT IS POWELL SAYING??? ARE WE COOKED?
>>60124677>inspectors-general, they're meant to be independent oversight officials - oops all fired lol!!Fired illegally, I might add.
>>60124697The last heartbeat.
>>60124697heartbeat
Why are you idiots buying anything instead of just waiting for the market to settle? It's not like everything is going to magically start rocketing upward If you don't buy immediately.
>he bought the "dip"
>>60124621You're assuming deep state isn't on Trump's side now. They want Iran devastated and Trump is great for military recruitment.
>>60124697It's the Angel Beats pattern.
>>60124702Pharma had a fakeout pump yesterday so its unsurprising the cows came home to roost a day later, watching PPH go green made me annoyed yesterday
>>60124697The stroke
>>60124699M
>>60124726>It's not like everything is going to magically start rocketingactually thats how it works.
>>60124605>says powell isnt jew owned>all I say is are you being serious?>accuses me of being a kike lover
>>60124697Arrhythmia
>>60124707he said the tariffs will increase inflationthere will be no cuts until this is disprovedtrump lost
>>60124647The deep state does not care about the economy. Pelosi and friends are not deep state, they are beneficiaries of the deep state. We are going to war. This is what the deep state is preparing for and why it is allowing the tariffs.
>>60124464I actually very highly recommend not buying yieldmax right now, they are untested in a down environment but the inverse ones might do well - DIPS (inverse NVDA)FIAT (inverse COIN)WNTR (inverse MSTR)I pulled in about 30k worth of NVDY distributions and along with some capital gains because they weren’t taxed as ROC the distributions got taxed and I owe 5k in back taxes and my initial capital has been eroded significantly and I have been margin called twice. Granted I am holding shares bought last summer but the highest it recovered was to around 25 in December. Now it might be a good time to buy with NVDA below 100 but they are holding a large position in their synthetics at 115 and 130 strikes so the next distribution will probably suck Ass. Proceed with caution on these anon. The good news is the recent distributions (past 4 or so) were almost all taxed as 100% ROC so you don’t pay taxes on that. If you are re investing, don’t DRIP, buy post divvy and on red days to get a better cost basis. Also under no circumstances do not use margin when buying these funds. I envy your cost basis but I wouldn’t be surprised if more of these funds end up doing a reverse split if the market stays in a downtrend
NVDA will be 150 by next year right? Right?
>>60124697Get the paddles ready.
I thought I was well positioned on defensives. I'm down $60,000 today. This market takes no prisoners. Should have just panic sold and went all cash.
Lost money today but I've never felt more alive. I love volitility.
>>60124758...
>>60124746ya ya and during Brandon's terms all brandon cucks did was cry about jerome being a big meanie playing politics raising rates so unfairlyunsurprising your retards are doing the same thing on the opposite end, dumb phoneposter
Is this the bottom?
>>60124733Even the MIC is getting fucked by Trump.
>>60124750Advantage of destroying your web of alliances right before WW3?
>>60124758it'll be 1.50
>>60123521At least the board isn't full of shitcoin scams anymore, I'll count that as a win.
>>60124748INFLATION IS GOOD FOR STOCKS
>we know when we will knowWHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
>>60124726CHECK 2009CHECK 2018CHECK 2020CHUD
after the past 2 days i'm 28% of the way to recovering my 100K loss from last year
>>60123521will the rest of the trump gov be this action packed? i wonder how ppl mental will be after years of this shit
Hank Tough bros
>>60124740i'm just surprised that pay-in-4 type joints are getting hit hard. discretionary spending is easier the faker the spending feels, and affirm is everywhere.
>>60124787Only boondoggles and stock price.
>>60124780NTA but I wanted Powell to raise rates even further.He was soft and still is soft.
>>60124783No but you are.
i love this market sirs
>>60123521I need an app or something to track my transactions. I do not want to make an account. Any recommendations?
>>60124748Why is he lying? Trump is specifically not tariffing shit we need and he is tariffing things we dont need.the definition of deflation.Literally.
>>60124758how does $40 sound?
I started capitulating this morning; this is a great sign for bulls. I sold the bottom of the market within a day or two in Oct 2022 and Oct 2023. Here is a portion of my record: * Sold VGT on 10/14/22 (bottomed 10/13/22)* Sold QYLD on 10/14/22 (bottomed 10/13/22)* Sold MSFT on 11/3/22 (bottomed 11/4/22)* Sold VZ on 10/2/22 (bottomed 10/6/22)* Sold JPM on 10/27/23 (bottomed 10/27/23)* Sold PRWAX on 10/27/23 (bottomed 10/27/23)
>>60124807HANK TOAH!
>Nintendo halts pre-orders of switch 2 on America do to tariffsIM WINNING SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60124807hanking toughhanking toughhanking toughin my tesler OH OH OH OH OH
>>60124587Yes if you want to lose half your money
>>60124807Hank Tough that son of a bitch
where my Hank twah bross at??
>>60124826I said that backwards. But you get the idea. Jerome is being a nigger
>>60124807NANOMACHINES BOBBEH
What do you guys think a fair price for TSLA is? I'm thinking $30
what is the schizo market doing now?
>>60124870it's doing a flip
>>60124807HANK PAULSON!
>>60123521if trump doubles down this has the potential to reach covid tiers of hysteria
I bought some IntelLet's see how it goes once everything has calmed down
>>60124807
>>60124866$20, $30 was before doge
>>60124799and we like that
NEW w_w>>60124911>>60124911>>60124911>>60124911
>>60124874> initial dump from normies selling shityesterday set the record for retail investors buying. the dumping was all institutional investors.
>>60124755Thanks for the info anon. I was thinking of just holding for a few months to see how good the divvies will be and then cuttin and runnin before a reverse split.
>>60124834Ok you sold at the bottom, that's great to know. But did you buy at the top?
It’s going to crab (it’s lunch time) and then dump hard later in the afternoon. Nobody wants to be holding bags over the weekend.
>>60124885What argument?
>>60124690gb2 reddit.
>>60123679>>60123721you faggots were fucking clapping and zooming out hard during covid and bank failures, suck my tasty dick
>>60125141>Noo, the billioneres openly musing about this are totally not trying to do this!!!!11oneoneoneKill yourself, faggot .
Ahhh!Anyone else taking a bath today?Feels good to finally clean off all that filthy lucre I accumulated over the past year. Getting some seriously exfoliation action going on here, I might even get a chemical peel while I'm at it and dissolve some of this excess dermis. Come out of this looking financially five year younger, yes sir...Daddy's back! Going to put on my disco shoes and boogy alllll right!
>>60123931/pol/ is 100% turdies behind VPN larping as americans. Of course they celebrate, they fulfilled their mission of sending the empire to its death.
>>60124486Why the fuck was there market movements over this. How is that new? Of course it would produce inflation. The market is completely retarded. Everyone is fucking retarded.
>>60124550Just watch what happened in Turkey. Trump love faggots like Erdogan. Look forward to 90% inflation.
>>60124726This. Better miss the initial +7% week than get heemed another -20%
>>60125756Now I'm wondering if I should be sitting on cash.
>>60125892Ammunition.
>>60124807How about we hang you tough, dumbass
>>60125946Maybe plane ticket out would be better. You think I could live in the Philippines for four years on $240k?
>>60125731it's news because Trump named Powell in a tweet (truth) asking him very aggressively to lower rates, which JPow obviously can't do. that's why it's news. now people are wondering if Trump is going to go full giga retard as in simple jack full retard or not.
