crashing this economy with no survivors edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60165092
OH GOD OH FUCK
you don’t need anything
VON DER LEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YOU BIIIITCH
First for rate cuts and a bob.
RIP FX Senshi Kurumi's author
mr president the 2nd crash has been hit
EU has capitulatedWhere is your black Monday now?
Reminder it’s not the fall that kills you
Your entire bloodline is about to be BOGGED
Here's wishing for a pleasant market crash and a deluge of pink Wojaks. PINGAS.
>>60166068Slurp away son, i dare you.
>EU being wishy washy but not ruling out retaliationby the time those slow fags finally retaliate it'll be fucking June
>>60166068just wait for orang to tweet that he will not negotiate and we droppin again
>>60166078Not happeningEU just caved
Is the EU retaliating or not?
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED FUD
>EU, drop your 19% VATKEK
30 min countdown has started
I can't believe fucking boom rock retards on /pmg/ fucking won. All because of fucking a retarded cheeto is at the wheel of american empire and is willing to throw it all away for just the memes
Navarro wants EU to drop VAT and stop "cheating" in order to make a deal
what time do the faggots start doing media hits and make everything worse?
>>60166097yesn't
>>60166104Where is this from?
>>60166068Your money, you risk it.
>>60166112this means there’s not going to be a deal and the EU will retaliate
>>60166112NEVER happening, EU will retaliate
>>60166111gold isn't for making money, anon, its for not losing it.
>>60166095sauce?
>>60166112that is never going to happen
>>60166122Peter Navarro, CNBC (mastermind behind the tariffs)
so glad I closed my trading account a few weeks back kek fuck this orange retard
>>60166112That's never happeningHe can suck it
>>60166112Lol
>>60166134The EU press conference they said they’ll negotiate so HA
>>60166112Fucking wew lad, EU isn't dropping VAT this is somehow the most retarded thing to come out of America this past week and that's genuinely impressive
>>60166068>capitulatedDoes "We have prepared retaliatory countermeasures if you don't come to the table, cheeto-face" sound like capitulation to you?
>>60166111Plot twist: the only retard here was you this entire time.
10 MINUTES TO EU MEETING25 MINUTES TO MARKET MELTY
You aren't planning on sleeping, are you, anons?
>>60166112lmao not in a million fucking years is this gonna happen
I think people are still delusional thinking there will be reasonable demands from trump to capitulate to he wants to completely erase any US trade deficits no matter now retarded that is
>I forgive you for doubting me.
>>60166104>>60166136VAT is not a tariffs, you pay that shit on all goods. Wtf, Navarro. I refuse to believe he doesn't understand this, there is something else going on here.
only a 2% drop? nothing ever happens
were bottoming today
>>60166136Link?
>>60166156trump smells like farts
>>60166054Yes, goyim, that's the right attitude. They say the best things in life are free. Sell your house and all those silly metals. What have they ever done for you, really?
>>60166161>I refuse to believe he doesn't understand thisHe calls it "non-tariff" cheating.
>>60166158Saved.
>>60166161There isHe's got a company that profits if the market crashes
>>60166147The part where they said they want 0:0 tariffs does
Okay everything liquidated at market open I’m down about 2% due to crabbing, please pump today to eradicate shorters and let Trump keep his big balls out for another few days to crush the market into ashes. Gamblor hear me prayer
>>60166166you're bottoming today for a big ol bear
>>60166104will the amerimutts drop their sales taxes too then lol?
what trade will you adopt in the post crash world?
>>60166054pre trump:>JOE BUDDEN IS TRYING TO TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOUpost trump:>Pfft… you don't need anything. You'll own nothing, and you'll be happy.
>>60166190trump wants far more than that so it’s going to be retaliatory tariffs
>>60166201Stockingmendor, lots of pretty girl interactions
yurop opened in complete panic but recovered half of it already, big gains for 9.00 buyers nothing ever happens
On a scale of 1 - 10, 1 being a minor inconvenience and 10 being start buying tinned food, where are we at right now fellas?
>>60166201I did four of those already.
>>60166190It was 0:0 tariffs for specific automotor parts and it was proposed some time back but Trump didn't seem interested.
>>60166163>2% drop following a 20% drop from ATHY-yeah nothing ever happens h-haha
>>60166112The white house is just in a race to who can say the most retarded statements, huh? The real question is, who will be the most retarded?
Hmm
>>60166178Truly deranged
>>60166211don't forget you can hopefully sniff some dirty stockings
>>601662165 because everything is magic
>>60166216like an 8
>>60166201Trade is bad
>>60166213europe is fine, as is the rest of the world. they will stabalise and increase trade with china. usa is ultimately the only one that is fucked.
>>60166194Genuine question. Is the 19% VAT for all goods, including goods produced in the EU? Or is it placed on imported goods only? I’m not a eurofaggot, so I genuinely don’t know and I’m too lazy to google the answer
what if EU declares war on US? markets like that kinda thing right?
>>60166112lol I fucking called it a couple threads agoit's never going to happen, brace for retaliation
7 minutes to EU COMMISION TRADE COUNCIL CONFERENCE
>>60166226Is this retard ever right
>EU to broaden economic ties with Mexico and ASEANThanks for giving up economic hegemony burgercucks
> EU already cucking outdid you niggers really think these cuck bureaucrat's would do anything other than screech.all the EU does is talk a bunch and do absolutely fucking NOTHING.
>>60166216Depends on how old you are. 50 and up? You're screwed.
>>60166201stockingmender? I hardly know 'er!
>>60166244it's a sales tax nigger
I'm bullish as fuck right nowSlurrrrp
>>60166161Dude, Navarro literally said that they weren't taking the tariff off of Vietnam even when Vietnam was on their knees begging to lower both sides to 0 percent mutual tariffs because he thinks trade deficits due to a country being poor and having a low-value currency are cheating.Dude has a vendetta against the CONCEPT of an import economy, he wants the restructure the US to be a primary producer economy (ie. to manufacture everything at home and sell to other countries like China).It's not even necessarily that he doesn't understand the current economy, he wants the current US economy GONE because he's ideologically opposed to it on principle.
>>60166244all goods regardless of origin, its just a sales tax
>>60166246Despite their assets eu would lose in a non nuclear war
Is trumpisatva gonna do it?
reminder that (You) are a weak and stupid person
>>60166259total boomer death
>>60166259total boomer death.
>>60166161It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
>>60166201Gravedigger, it's going to be a very lucrative business
>>60166244its an alternative sales tax lmao
>>60166244it’s on all sales trump is basically asking for duty free sales on all American goods globally and for poor shitholes like Madagascar to buy as much from the US as they buy from them. It’s as retarded as it sounds
>>60166244it's everything but gold here also 25% lol
fuck i missed the bottom again. we are already recovering
>>60166244VAT is on all goods no matter where it's produced imported or not
>>60166259That's President Trump for you
5 MINUTES TO EU MEETING
What did the EU do?
>>60166244All goods by category, no preference given to country of origin. A hat made in France gets the same VAT as one made in China. Some goods are exempt, e.g. food and drink for human consumption.
>>60166272Ok makes sense. Then yeah it is retarded to ask them to drop it.
>>60166226Black Monday back on bros
ARE WE READY?!
>>60166216>not having a stockpile of tinned food and starch alreadyngmi
>>60166279what are his nurses doing?
>>60166271So he wants autarky, essentially? For what purpose, even. Now US gets physical goods in exchange of fiat, aka resources for fugazzi.
>>60166311Can't wait to own the libs today, brother!
>>60166306now you understand how retarded blumpfs demands are
Stockpile rice and beans
>>60166211Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but nowadays you would mostly deal with femboys
>>60166324MR PRESIDENTI TIRED OF WINNING
>>60166279Sounds a lot like Eric Trump dumping crypto shortly after telling people to hold.
>>60166333sex
>>60166242>Trade with ChinaEveryone in the world is trying to sell shit externally to the US while buying nothing. You think the world will standardize by selling to China when China absolutely doesn't buy shit except onions beans and meat?
Oh boy I can't wait to plant vanilla beans, bananas and coffee beans in Iowa
>>60166259Based Boomer Remover.
anyone else planning on unironically killing themselves if it actually goes worst case scenario and triggers the 20% circuit-breaker several days in a row? do you think jumping from a rooftop would hurt that much?
THIS IS IT THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS UPON USONLY UP FROM HERE
>>60166333Ruin?
>>60166201I think I'm going to invest in some yellow paint, a straw hat, and buck teeth
>>60166311LET'S GOThank you for watching
>don't you dare panic
>>60166362He said femboys, not NTRmen
>>60166259>win 2024 due to the boomer vote>liquidates their retirement accountsWe might actually see the Republican party collapse solely because they screwed over senior citizens for zero reason. What a world.
>>60166354>do you think jumping from a rooftop would hurt that much?make sure it's high enough and that you jump and try to land head first
>>60166259Retard. Actual boomers have already pulled most of their hoarded wealth out of the stock market. I'm sick of this lie that "we're owning the heckin' boomers, guys!" when in reality it's everyone else who is gonna get fucked over
16 min
>>60166320Yes, he wants autarky.As for why, not really sure, I think he believes it to be a more resilient economic structure or something to that effect.
>>60166356I want to believe but can you please provide back for this claim
GET IN HERE
>>60166226what does this even mean?
>>60166354You.dont always die right away
>>60166374Ya’ll ready for this? Nice nice nice Wow wow wow
>>60166242Ah yes, increase trade with China... the same country that flooded the Eurozone with cheap EV's just a few years ago and completely destroyed Europe's once powerhouse car manufacturing industry. Surely nothing will go wrong.
>I broke all three egg yolks while cooking breakfast, no dippy for meNo... not like this. It's over, isn't it?
>>60166320>So he wants autarky, essentially?this would have to be the assumption, given that they want to completely erase u.s. trade deficits and bring back a manufacturing based economy. as based as autarky is, its a pipedream.
how do I join the Panican partythey sound sensible
>>60166386>provide back for the bull runPositive thinking and belief in the power of friendship
>>60166324Asia got smacked wow
>>60166406>flooded the Eurozone with cheap EV'shardly see them around. they don't sell well
>>60166279take your meds, donald
>>60166328I have been annoyed at trump and the migatards who’s continue to defend him long before today, trust me on that. I was annoyed when he enacted the first tariffs back in late January because I love me sheinslop
please crashpleaseit makes me smile
>>60166374DON'T PANIC
>>60166427Still holding around -1000
>>60166427Granted
>>60166390link
most people are stupid and weak
BREAKING: Peter Navarro says that the Trump administration isn’t interested in making any deals with countries that are offering zero tariffs in response to Trump’s tariffs. He calls it “zero tariff cheating” and a “misdirection.”https://nitter.poast.org/stillgray/status/1909229982791909621#m
>1920s great depression>2020s might be heading to a depression kinda spoopysurely the number schizos on /x/ can explain this one
>>60166244it's a sales tax that is charged to the consumer of a good but can be reclaimed by the consumer if the consumer is a business that also sells VATable goodsso for example say I sell chocolate to a consumer which is a business that puts the chocolate into bread, who sells the bread to a retail consumerthe chocolate supplier charges 20% VAT to the bread maker and they pay that to the governmentthe bread supplier/maker pays the 20% to the chocolate supplier but can reclaim that from the government, they also charge 20% VAT to the end consumer and they have to pay that to the governmentthe consumer pays 20% VAT on the bread and they can't reclaimother anons are completely wrong- it is not on all sales, only certain types of goods, many goods are zero-ratedtrump's issue with it (as far as I can see) is that when you import a car from the US the EU-based purchaser has to pay 20% VAT, but there is no equivalent when exporting a car from the EU to the US except for the US' tariffs. However, trump ignores that the US has domestic sales taxes as well which operate on similar lines/principles
>>60166438https://audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1?lg=INT
>>60166427Here here, everything is sold now let’s take this shit to the bottom boys, enjoy the show
>>60166443lmao you fucking retards
Just 10 minutes left bros.
I hope the economy gets a nuke dropped on it's head
yooooo were my paniggas at
my dad works for the stock market for the president and he says its over
>>60166374Panicans GET OUT
>>60166412sell
>>60166443
When do we start panicking?
>>60166349best soil in the world
>>60166443This fag is a retard and I hope he bleeds from ass cancer
>>60166271>>60166279america will never become a producer economy with its current demographicsorange man is living in the past
>>60166374
>>60166445Republican had to talk control during both.
laughing so hard at libtards, they really thought its the big one this time LMAOWhen will you realize he always wins?
>Nvidia has already lost 10%It's SO fucking over.
>>60166443yesbecause this guy believes that trade deficits are inherently badhe wants america to not have a trade deficit with any countryits not about tariffs (for him)
I’m gonna just buy 1k of DIA puts at open. What could go wrong
Which USD stock will look like this? easy panic buys
>>60166443ITS SO OVER HOLY SHIT!
>>60166374PANICCANS GET THE ROPE
There is only one person I trust...... what's he saying on this bros?
>>60166354I care less about stonks now, but on what actual effect will tariffs have on the real economy.
Invest in American companies buying bitcoin. $MSTR $GME
>>60166443Extremely based MBOBOGA
rape the orange fuck
>>60166443They really want an economic revolution, to burn it all down. No reason, the old rules don't apply anymore.Everyone will suffer but they don't care, I admire their resolve at least.
>>60166443How can you be this fucking stupid
>>60166443incredible
is this a good time to ignore the stock market and apply for jobs
Your status?
I'm back like I said I'd be, do we still reckon its all owari da?
>>60166324>NIFTY and SENSEX the strongestsaars!
>>60166498i don't think anyone on earth wants to do that. not even the jeets.
Fuck it, we live in tard world so what’s the most retarded way for this trade war to end?
Here's my unfounded copespiracy theory. These trading firms' buy/sell algos/computers refuse to allow the market to hit breaker. Therefore, they literally just schedule trades to ensure they hover above it, lie that the trade went through instantly, and have a slush fund to 'cover' the cost of the lie in case someone calls them and tries to cash out.Therefore, we could be entirely in free fall since two days ago but all we'll get is just an endless -5% day after day after day bleed from the scheduled transactions forever unless/until someone calls their shit.
Panic.
10 MINUTES UNTIL SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE BEGINS
10FuckingMinutes
>>60166374fellow panicans, lets ride
Sourdough bread:>80gr starter>800gr all-purpose flour>450ml waterMix till incorporated, but not smooth>Add 12gr salt>Add 50ml waterSlap and fold 2 minutesSlap and fold thrice every 45 minutes until>flexible>smooth>airyShape the dough >stretch out into square>fold one side over the other>roll up>pinch the folds so the dough is closedPut in bread basket on cloth with flour sprinkled on topCover bread with damp clothPut in fridge or cool space for about 8-10hrsAfterwards,>preheat oven with dutch oven inside at 240°C>take it out>make small cut in length about 0,5cm deep>put bread in pan with ice inside and lid on for 25min>take lid off, heat to 220°C and another 20min intake it out, put it on a rack for 6 hoursYou now have bread
>>60166443breaking MY FUCKING BALLS
>>60166374>multibillionaire telling the poors not to panic
>>60166443>ABANDON YOUR STOCKS!>SELL! SELL FOR YOU LIVES!
>>60166506Euphoric. The system that made me poor is crashing
just remember that underlying this entire thing is nothing but american greedthey're the richest country in the world and it's not enough
>>60166443Gee I wonder why Trump’s AIPAC guy wants to crash this thing with no survivors?KEKEKBonus - you will see the (((infighting))) continue between hedgies as the global financial collapse continues to get triggered
>>60166451what beer is that friend
>>60166516trump being impeached and convicted and imprisoned in a crystal by Biden alternatively, assassination
yep it's shitting
Do I cancel my 100k liquidation sell order for VOO or not
>>60166443it's over
>>60166516the united states starts blockading ports with military vessels like its the 1800s and demanding better trade deals at gunpoint.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMslurpies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60166472Agreed, the fundamental problem with Navarro and the Trump Admin's perspective on this is that for America to become a producer economy, it would have to be able to manufacture products at competitive prices compared to China, India, Vietnam etc.Somehow, I don't see american workers being willing to work for less than $1/hour in sweatshop conditions as would be needed to be able to compete with other modern producer economies.There's a reason all the developed nations offloaded that shit onto the poor shitholes, no one in a wealthy country is going to be willing to work those jobs.
I'm hearing airplan warnings in my head>pull up>pull up>bank right>pull up
What stocks are all the elites going to buy when everything is at lowest. I want in on this wealth transfer
>they're going to delay the meeting until 5 minutes before open
>>60166443IT'S SO FUCKING OVER BROS HOLY SHIT
I SAY KAMALA YOU SAY SORRYKAMALA
>>60166557DA NE UBIVAYTE
>>60166560stream?
>>60166502How did Americans get this cancerous
>>60166526what the fuck is that
>>60166540Dortmunder Vier amigo, pretty cheap stuff
>>60166538Yeah I'm LONG AMERICAhow could you tell?
>>60166568https://audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1?lg=INT
>>60166566TRUMP
Honestly, this is good. The rest of the world needs to shun the American like it does the North Korean, and the Russian. They're fucking retards and need to be treated as such. This is a good thing.
>>60166538>NYOOO YOU MUST BE AN EQUITY GOY YOU CANNOT EVER PLAY SAFE AND WAIT FOR A CRASHjews seething constantly ive been through this song and dance and have dry powder waiting for this day
8 minutes until all those margin calls come in
>>60166553kek a return to privateering on the US shore would be hilarious
>>60166557>I'm hearing airplan warnings in my head>>pull up>retard>retard
>>60166583I assume a guy in a goat costume with another guy behind him
>>60166557sum ting wongwi tu lo
Gonna buy TZA and then tbe market.is miraculously gonna recover or trump is gonna say something and ill lose 50%
>>60166557>BOTTOM AHEAD>BOTTOM AHEADWE GAAN
>>60166546Yes if it’s AtBest
Been in the hospital for a week with a dead phone lost about 18% in my portfolio for this week. I've done my best to save up for the last 6 years only being able to put 40K in, haven't put anything in for the last 2 years. I'm now at 38K and afraid of fucking the buyback up. My peak was at 95K and didn't sell then
I’m selling all my Nvidia anyway since it was headed for a bubble anyway. i’ll reinvest when he’s out of office or someone finally puts him in the ground.
>>60166585Seething euro detected
gonna take a shit before everything crashes, wish me luck
>>60166590"Retard" is slow in French, after all. SLOW DOWN!
>POLAND'S WARSAW STOCK EXCHANGE SAYS IT HAS RESOLVED TO SUSPEND TRADING IN SHARES FROM 3:15 PM TO 4:15 PM FOR SECURITY REASONS
>>60166588nuh uh its gonna skyrocket to greenits already priced in + they've soldthats why prices crashed earlier but are fine now
going to be buying this dip tbqh
>>60166615OH NO NO NO NO
>>60166569those are mostly botsnotice how some of them just repeat partial parts of what was tweeted or restate it another waythere's no real humans behind those accounts
>>60166557https://youtu.be/vmbzKsqKQoI?t=36
>>60166112And why doesn't the US drop its different states' VAT?
>PM Ishiba tells the media after his phone call with Trump that he plans to name a minister in charge of tariff negotiations to carry out talks with Washington. He informed Trump that tariffs could cut back Japanese investment capacity.
>>60166615So it beginsPOOLS CLOSED
>>60166612just waityou're gonna shit yourself anyway when you see the charts
>>60166607Honestly anon you should probably just keep hodling? The fed is gonna go ZIRP and print infinity money and stocks will rocket back up in a week or two
WE GAAN
>>60166566This bitch got Trump into the office. I would have voted for Sanders or literally any white male Dem who doesn't push tranny agendas.
ITS PRICED IN
>>60166616You cannot price in massive retaliatory tariffs on every product imported in an economy that imports almost everything
>>60166558apple is going to take a mega hammering on wednesday when the china tariffs go up to 54%could be a good bet
>>60166628Stop noticing things.
>>60166615>Yuropoors thinking they will sit this one throughVassals pay their lord after all.
>>60166611nope im uneffected, i live on an island with penguins, but i'd rather the bad guys don't win
>>60166271>he wants the restructure the US to be a primary producer economy (ie. to manufacture everything at home and sell to other countries like China).That's why Trump is not doing a mass deportation of illegal aliens, as he promised. He decided he needs a bigger labor force.
>>60166638>I would have voted for Sandersso you just populists like a social media addict
>>60166632>tariffs could cut back Japanese investment capacity.Context: Japan is the biggest buyer of USA debt
>>60166643Priced in with the double -10%s last week.
>>60166642you clearly can, premarket recovery of the stock indexes indicate this
euros holding out until the last possible minute to have this conference.
>>60166612>>60166634listen to this man. watch the charts first
I was of the opinion it was orchastrated for trump and his buddies to buy the dip and consolidate even more money....but at this point I do think they're actually just that retarded to do this thinking it'll be positive.
>>60166443The absolute state
>>60166672they forgot
>>60166354No kill. Buy SOXS and SQQQ.
being a retard is so liberating
Someone convince me not to slurp TQQQ for a 2-3 day bounce swing.I really want to buy with both hands
>>60166354Where i work i see jumpers often and it has to be at least 30 feet to die. Otherwise you end up a vegetable or disabled
>>60166670margins are calling, mumu
might just revert back to my corona safe havens..... denny's and lean hogs
Trump Advisor Peter Navarro moments ago on @CNBC talking about Elon Musk:Elon “is not a car manufacturer. He’s a car assembler.”
>>60166672Do they announce tariffs if the dow stays solid?
>>60166682>LINE MUST GO UP FOREVER!!!!!!!! STOPID DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60166467not if you know what the queers have been doing to it
>>60166672>ten seconds before openretardedburgerdumpsaftersayingwhat“what”>-20%
>>60166697no no it cannot happen
>>60166615their website is down at the moment
Pull upPull up
>>60166112What if they changed its name and then tell trump they get rid of It?
TSLA back at -7%
BRACE FOR IMPACT!
Who here PANICAN?
>>60166566BRRAAAAAAAACE
it's gonna be a boring lame -2%
why not just tariff the shit out of all of musk's companies and other big trump donors as the retaliation
>>60166726RETARDRETARDRETARD
>>60166708Yes.
>>60166374He REALLY wants to see it crash
>t minus 2 minutes
ONE MINUTE
IT WILL NOT HAPPEN
>>60166682So were we all. I took a bigger hit than I would have liked by waiting to sell until today. Would be hilarious if the market pulled out a scam pump today though.
Brace for impact.Good luck everyone. No matter what, remember you can recover your losses.
OK who tweeted now?
>>60166443Impeach the fucker jesus christ
IMPACT
>>60166692cute, I'd be friends with them
Ughh sorry I know I knowBut I'm not checking my portfolioI'm just not checking is allHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE IT COMES
are we all gonna die today?
Godspeed faggots, hope I'll see most of you at the bottom
Clapping of Americans starting soon
I'm fucking scared bros
dump et
Mission begins in 60 seconds.
<< It's time. >>
>>60166755>JEROME ANNOUNCED ZERO INTEREST RATES ECONOMIC EMERGENCYpeople will start seething the second it happens after selling their bags kekkkk
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Boom
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
wtfwt
S&P500 down 5% already wtf!!!
>>60166758retard in chief
I'm ready
CONTACT
CRASHING THIS PLANE, WITH NO SURVIVORS
what did the eu say?
DAMAGE REPROT
OVER GOVER GOVER G
Trump makes fagchanners seethe and that's all the evidence I need to know that he's based.
BRACE
HERE IT COMES GENTLEMEN, BRACE FOR IMPACT
HOLY MARKET DEATH -1000
ITS HABBENING
>>60166481
The happening!
CRASH BABY CRASH
>>60166792>00HEREWEGO
>NO DATA IT'S OVER
HOLY FUCK ITS DUMPING KEK
I sold all my stocks in November to buy a house.I'm just here for the fun of it now.
DONT BE A PANICAN
Good time to invest in s&p 500 yes or no?
>>60166817>>60166817>>60166817*New*
>>60166739zzz
Not even that bad yet
Dow immediate -3%
>>60166801WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THIS RETQRD UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S CONSUMERS WHO DECIDE WHAT CAR TO BUY!
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>Instantly down 3% 1 second after openOh my god, this is going to be 2008 all over again
The fire rises
It's only a loss if you sell, don't be retard. Buy the dip.
>giant VIX spike
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
BURN BABY BURN!DISCO INFERNO!BURN BABY BURNBURN THAT MOTHER DOWN!
>S&P -3.43% openingthank you for opening your mouth to slurp the falling knife retards
>>60166739-5% minimum
Erm sweety where is the crash? I want my 10% discount on stocks
>>60166808EVERYTHING IS STILL RED
>>60166419They dont need to sell well anymore. They already did their job and destroyed your Electric Vehicle and Car Manufacturing industry in general.
Somehow my loss on AMD calls was only 50%
>-3.5% openYikes, it's going to be a rough day today.I'm betting on a circuit breaker hit based on that.
>>60166995We’re 2.5% away rn lol
>>60166443Daily Reminder: this is payback for COVID btw.
>>60167194>Already -4.5Oh shit, yeah, we circuit breakering at 7 percent down today.There's no way it doesn't hit that. It's been less than an hour and it just keeps plummeting.
3 percent when?WODDD
Eclipse Monday is here
Lol why the pump? Buyback for last time stocks were this low?
>>60167441how to trade retardation levels
Gayest and fakest pump I've ever seen, wtf
>>60167441it's pumping because I bought sqqq at 55.83
nothing ever happens
S&P just did the V
>fake pump so retards fall for the "buy the dip"This wont stop until billions are printed or tariffs revoked.
Don't be a a PANICAN patriots!!
>>60166573>>60166583>>60166596ai sloppa
>>60166843because it's actually marketers that determine what car consumers buy
I didn't realize the Panican Party has their own thread on /biz/! You fags wouldn't know a recession if it kicked you in the nuts.CRISIS AVERTED, TRUMP 2028 BAYBEE
>S&P went up 5.5% in two minutes
