Bullchads we got too cocky edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60168503
Back in the green on my puts that were completely worthless half an hour ago lol
MAKE IT GO UP AGAIN MAKE IT GO UP AGAIN MAKE IT GO UP AGAIN
Horo is tired of your shit.
a -5% day is still possible
So when does it stabilize? I feel this whole thing is part of Trump's plan.
Feeling Bullish
first for UVIX
Live footage of bears
>Post your positionsPost your positions
https://youtu.be/Y5tjtUFL0j4
The person who came up with that fake news is probably sweating buckets right now, lmfao.
it's gonna crater. the blip up was a scary indicator of the fear
>>60169402So who spread the lie? China mad about their market collapse? Wall Street hedge fundy wanting an exit pump? Europeans?
>RATS ARE PLUMMETING>RATS ARE PLUMMETING>RATS ARE PLUMMETING
took a shit and saw my puts nearly lost my entire portfolio and am now green again
>>60169428When the world kneels.
1 more pump please, I didn't finish offloading my bags
>boomer fell for fake news and bought my nvidia bag @$101 KEK
>just makes shit up
I am not sure if we are winning or not.But I know a lot of Put buyers just got royally fucked. Lmao.
AH SHIT NIGGA PULL UP
>Fake news from a one (uno) Twitter account is enough to briefly pump the market
What's going on? My paper ticker isn't coming in fast enough.
>>60169402THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2Oj57OJYA [Embed]I GOT ON MY SHIT KICKERSSMOKE COMING OUT FINGERS AGAINCAN'T FUCK WITH THE PHYSICAL WORLDCUZ I COMPLY WITH THE POWERS THAT B
Actual clown fiesta market
THERES A HUGE MALE TURKEY RIGHT BY MY WINDOW WJAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE MARKET ITS A VERY AUSPICIOUS SIGN
THE SECOND DARTH MAUL LIGHTSABERS OF THE YEAR BRING ON THE HALVING!!
>>60169468ez fucking money
NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK GO BACK UP PLEASE
>people actually got baited into a textbook bull trap
NIGGER!
>>60169453Institutions. You could see them pummeling the uptrend with dumps. Retail got played like a goddamn fiddle.
does anyone unironically believe the stock market reflects tangible economic reality after today?
>>60169418mine went from $1k to $100 now back to $800
>>60169476The pump happened before the fake news dropped
>>60169402BLACK MONDAY MY ASS, CRAMER WAS WRONG AGAIN LOLOLOLOL
>>60169402
this is unbelievably retarded
>>60169476But trust is gone in the market right? No one will believe literal lies to keep the clown car going right?
DONALD TRUMP JUST TOLD ME HE'S GOING TO FUCK XI'S MOTHERBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
Nice dead cat bounce you got there bullcucks
TOPKEK
>>60169449holy shit kek down we gothe organization who put out those headlines should have their heads lined
>>60169402I'm 100% cash and missed the Rheinmetall dip, i'm gonna fucking kms it's OVER
>the board of hardened traders unironically fell for a bull trap
>>60169426My 5 says -10%
Another thread where retailies pretend their miniscule amount of money is enough.to pump the market.That news had nothing to do with the pump.
>falling for the classical dead cat bounce
>>60169476algos read any and all tweets and trade on that..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYGuheq1TM&ab_channel=TristynFoleyMARKET THEMEARKETTHEME
>why won't the world buy our beef
>>60169402I just need SOXL to hit 7, fucking Zerohedge. Bulgarian Vatnik low IQ doomer porn. I was so fucking close!It hit 7.50, so fucking close!
>>60169476the world economy is just a shitcoin now kek
>>60169528STFU JERK
Is this amount of volatility normal?
>>60169528>hardened traders>/biz/
snibby snibby
>>60169402Fuck I should start making fake news to pump the market
>>60169470>source: I had a hunch
Are you enjoying the schizophrenic markets?
>>60169402MUH FUCKIN BONDS TOO???? WTF!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Trading view is not working!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERS!
GUYS BREAKING NEWS, DONALD TRUMP JUST ORDERED A BIG MAC INSTEAD OF THE TWO CHEESEBURGER MEAL. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
As a software engineer who works at fidelity, this market is really fucking up my morning.
>>60169500>investors are extremely scared and the white house policy is so schizophrenic that markets will surge up or down 3% at the drop of a hatseems to describe reality well enough to me
>>60169402Hey /biz/ what is this trend called?
at least we are having fun, right kids?
WAY DOWN WE GO GO GO GO
>>60169533you're not some owner of esoteric knowledge little guyno shit a bunch of shorts getting raped in the span of ten minutes went beyond retail dollars
>>60169470Why did he do it bros?
>>60169471Diamond hands are important to have
>>60169544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLlpoiNvE2k
>>60169576>who works at fidelitythoughts and prayers
lmao
>>60169558Not 20 hell even 10 years ago
>>60169581moneyMONEY money
>>60169558Yes the S&P500 regualrly swings up 6% then back down 3%
This market is getting dead cat bounced on as hard as my dick in the dumpster behind the animal shelter
>>60169576I'll bet. I can't imagine the all hands on deck situation you're in right now. I know what it's like to be in a war room during Black Friday on a retail site; my heart goes out to you anon.
>>60169581The 'telling lies no papa' market trend
Is there any other instances of the President just going full retard of this magnitude?
>>60169581>WE'RE SO BACK>ITS SO OVER
>>60169584> a what
WEIMAR BROS WE ARE SO BACK GIRLS WILL BE CHEAP AGAIN
someone do the JEB! meme, but it's trump in front of the S&P500 chart crashingpls and thank you
>>60169581a reverse moron
>>60169591>Diamond handswe're back to this dogshit huh
>cunt index near greensuck harder milei, don't let it drop
Clown markethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuau_Sa9Ls
>>60169617Covid comes to mind, and every single leader of every country
>>60169558Short answer: No.Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
>>60169598Bobo won
>>60169575Ok but what did he write about it on Truth Social? How did Elon respond in his retweet of the Autism Capital screencap?
>>60169402>they all so badly want it to be over Lmao traders think they are dealing with a rational actor
>NQ>Standard meme bounce came off a monthly support line. Got pushed fairly hard but no big deal>fake news out of twitter went to even the legit market sites, turbo fucking blowout, algos just keep buing for hundreds of points, one of the craziest I've ever seenThis market is adrenaline drenched and pissed now, why the fuck should they not dump everything this afternoon when the heart rates slow down. It's a fucking clown show and usually the head fiance guy would now be out declowning desperately. Good luck with that.
jesus christimagine being able to hop on this and get out in time
Most I've laughed at /biz/ for fucking years, god bless the orange retard
Are all trading view indicators down LOL
Why does it feel like the 90 day pause is coming eventually they just have to spin it properly first
>>60169598Someone who told that lie clearly doesn't understand the media landscape. They thought that this lie could last instead of being immediately swatted out of the sky
>Walmart isn't dippingC'mon, give me an in. We're going to start seeing record profits again just like covid.Maybe I can still buy the nintendo dip.
> WE ARE SO BACK> ITS OVER> WE ARE SO BACK> ITS OVER> WE ARE SO BACK> ITS OVERThis is going to continue for the rest of the week isnt it?
>>60169581I am an expert on this pattern from trading many pump and dumpsThis is a "stock" that's about to dump by another 30% in 3 months, praise God that put liquidity is massive on it
>>60169623"Disclaimer" in Finnish.
>>60169623disclaimer
>>60169598and WALLAH just like that you can manipulate the global markets!
>>60169638retard
Wait wait waitHold upYou mean to tell me that people are so fucking desperate for any sign of relief that a totally unfounded rumor that came out of the blue was enough to pump global indices into the green?Jesus fuck. The cope is real.
>>60169581HELP!
>>60169591>diamond handsgo back
I could have made >$1000 dollars in one trade today, but I'm not going to post the screaming gif because I am still proud of myself for knowing the pump was fake and gay.
>>60169653It's probably going to be 60 days
I can't fucking buy or sell shit because the brokerage I use is stick in delayed price mode
>the cat before bouncing
DOWN ONCE MORETO THE DUNGEONSOF MY RED DESPAIR
>>60169659more than a week
THEYRE STILL TRYING TO PUMP
>>60169643THE NEWS CAME TO ME IN A DREAM
DOUBLE DEAD CAT BOUNCE?????
>>60169598This is straight up market manipulation isn't it?You just know mfs are insider trading like there's no yesterday.Honestly at this point I can't do nothing but laugh at this shitshow
>>60169653They announce once they see the markets drop
>>60169648That was pretty funny. The Homers stock broker pic broke me.
tumbling down status?
>>60169548>posts a finishing lothello retard
>>60169659Moar like the rest of Drumpf's term.
Anyone holding AMZN atm? I feel like we have had to of reached the bottom right?SURELY its not going to reach an all time low?
>>60169623responsibility freedom phrase
>>60169668no one wants the party to be over
>>60169610Wh-what?
So if short I become a millionaire???
>>60169558current conditions are pretty extreme and rare, once in a decade kind of stuff
IT GOES IT GOESIT GOES IT GOESIT GOES IT GOESIT GOES IT GOESGUILLOTINE
>>60169668Stock market is crypto now
>>60169661>>60169662is finland even real?
WHY WONT IT FALL LOWER
I am so confused on what is supposed to be happeningI don't know what to do
>>60169659Yeah, because Elon is probably gonna keep trying to pump the market into a delusion that 'it's OK actually no need to impeach the President'.But that won't erase the tariffs and a can of coke shooting up from $2 a can to $5 a can.People don't *want* to believe this is happening; they'll take any fantasy that's credible to try and find relief. But the facts are this is happening until Orange Man decides he doesn't want to play with his economic advisor toy any more.
>>60169558That was probably hardest upward swing in the history of the US stock market. We've seen flash crahshes before where algorithms end up causing s feed back loop which pushes everything down, never up.
>>60169720Yes
well?
DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWNDOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN
WE'RE BACKTHANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
>someone IN THE TRUMP ADMIN says they will do 90-day pause>THE WHITE HOUSE then says its "fake news"they just made a lot of money didnt they
>>60169724YAH
>>60169659For the remainder of Kali Yuga you mean
>>60169728
>>60169720Until they pump it to short squeeze you and then dump everything back.
SHEEEEEIT nigga we is in a crab market motherfucker aint NO ONE making money fuck ALL y'all
>>60169598
NICE TRYBETTER LUCK NEXT TIME~
>>60169668People right now need even the smallest dose of hopium I guess.
AGAINAGAINAGAIN
The only explanation that makes any sense, at this point, is that trump is intentionally crashing the market.
>>60169581
Fear permeating the markets
I ordered bear, they gave me crab.
>>60169727No. And neither is a "bull trap". :DDD
>>60169668>You mean to tell me that people are so fucking desperate for any sign of relief that a totally unfounded rumor that came out of the blue was enough to pump global indices into the green?You see it now, anon? There is no plan. No one in control.
>>60169697Quite the opposite. You think someone manipulated 50 trillion dollars? This is proof conspiracies are easy to believe but dumb, and most of reality is the madness of crowds.
>>60169714>>60169692>>60169734>>60169758Possibly could be like this for the next 4 years, given that trump like's to use mafia tactics which make's him fucking unpredictable.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60169773>Trump is internationally crashing the market Wow what gave you that idea
Stock market right now bearish, fuck you bears for ruining my pumps.
how many put fags got liquidated by the scam wick?
>>60169777It's ALWAYS crab
>>60169776This is already how traders lived back when helicopter Ben ruled the market with an iron fist
>>60169780fugggg :DDDDDD
>>60169773
>>60169500i think the distance between reality and the fantasy of the stock market has increased a lot, causing it to be incredibly sensitive to undeniable, tangible, economic crises. >>60169579i think because the market is so out of touch with reality, that, when its forced to acknowledge real economic factors, it naturally results in the market going down, in general.i think being forced to reflect reality, is a bad thing for a market that is propped up by fantasy.
I can't log into IBKR, anyone else?
I voted for every second of thisIf you believe in globalism whatsoever, kill yourself right now, this is financial advice
OH HO HO HO HO HO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHHE
>>60169598Don't cry at the casino
>>60169754>it was someone in the Trump admin goys!>NO WE DIDN'T JUST LIE TO PUMP OURSELVESCope. It was litterally just a suggestion to pause to 90 days that CNBC decided reported as a fact. This was blatant fraud from Wall Street
>>60169797My expiry isn't until next week and my puts were at 0.01 so not me lol
>>60169776>imagine if the situation was reversed
>>60169788
Today is the textbook illustration of funds propping up their shit to pass on their bags on retail.I'm EXTREMELY bearish.
it's pumping again
Kek that squeeze was literally a bigger market mover than liberation day
What happened why line go up who tweeted?
whats going to happen when the china tariff nuke hits on thursday?
>>60169794Before I chalked it up to him being retarded
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>>60169786Yes. The king of saudi is worth 430 trillion and can easily do that.
>>60169744I choose crab.
bro who is buying right now
>>60169788>People just buying the dipI think Americans are just retarded it's the reason why they coonsoom so much goyslop
seriously why is it going up if the tariff pause is takethis is beyond irrational
HOLY FUCKING SHITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>He held onto puts with VIX at $53ngmi
Did someone post that Trump was considering a pause again?
Just woke up from my siestawtf is going on
>>60169811Based, especially after that Clown pump. This market is completely bullshit and needs to drop
>>60169811Based and same.
>no truth social post in 20 minuteswhat's he planning?
Is there even such a thing as a panic crab. What is the psychology behind it? What will break it? Fundamentals dictate line go down unless Something Ever Happens
>>60169830nobody knows, thats the fun part
>>60169787men are the crazy voice hearing fucks
Peak kino markets
>>60169850>wtf is going on
>>60169850>wtf is going onfiesta
TRUMP DON'T POST PLEASE
>>60169811Yeah the market is so fake and gay and has been since 2010 and I just want it to end
my bot is thriving in this chaos
>>60169581I'm not surprised anymore. Hope is an illness.
KILL EVERY SINGLE SLURPER>>60169856HE NEEDS TO SAY TARIFFS ARE REAL GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AGAIN SO PEOPLE NOW IT'S COMING
TEH GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
>>60169830i think because either 'the news is indeed true' or 'euros bent the knee'
>>60169859>panic crab
Balls deep in RDDT and TQQQ monthly calls right now
A R TO FT H ED E A L
>>60169856>>60169875>after hearing the rumor of a 90 day pause on tariffs, I've decided thats the perfect idea!!!!!11!
>>60169715first support at ~$155big support at ~$140last line of defense at ~$90
If anyone is somehow earning money from today's market, you have my respect. I don't even know if it's going to drop or rise anymore.
You CANNOT begin to try and figure this out
>12 mins>213 postsTROLLED
How many days did the fed wait before stepping in at the last time?What if the fed is stubborn how long do they wait then?
>>60169773The head of the commerce dept, Howard Lutnick, is in charge of the tariff plan. He owns a finance company that is all in on long bonds. Of course it's intentional, its good for the ruling class, they consolidate power at the bottom while everyone else is shaken off like a bad case of the fleas.
>>60169859>S&P -0.3%>Nasdaq +0.12%>VIX +11%If there wasnt such a thing as a panic crab this is it now, jesus christ
>>60169885shart of the retard
>>60169873Nicely done anon
>why yes I voted for orange man, how did you know?>see markets are healing already>I can’t wait to make shoes and jeans at 500$/hr
TRUMP JUST TWEETED ''EUROPE AND ASIA ARE BEING VERY UNFAIR IN NEGOTIATIONS, I AM INCREASING THE TARRIFS TO 30% ON TOP OF WHAT WAS ALREADY IN PLACE''
>You called anon?
>>60169581classic cock and balls formation
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING VOLATILITY IVE SEEN SHITCOINS MOVE LESSWHY IS THE DOW MOVING 600 POINTS A SECOND????
>>60169898Why would the fed step in for a 0% day. We'd have to see a 20% down week after the tarrifs kick in for jerome to shoot the gun
ALL PANICANS WILL BE TAKEN TO THE APFELSINE CONCENTRATION CAMP
>>60169861The only thing more based than a white man is a schizo white man.
>>60169885is that more fake news bra
>>60169914GOD I WISH
>>60169885What were the EU's tariffs before Trump sperged out lsat week?
>>60169903Like a roller coster, everything went back to +0%
Okay we're back. Back up the truck, lads.
>Entire world circuit breaks>SPY +0.2
WHY IS IT PUMPING AGAIN
>TRUMP: The EU, China, all these countries—now they’re begging to get rid of the tariffs. They never thought we'd be this tough. They thought they could take advantage of America forever, but no more. We’re in the driver’s seat now. We're not just going to take any deal—they're going to have to give us what we deserve. It’s all about fairness, folks. And guess what? America is winning, and we're going to keep winning. BIGLY.
>>60169885Lmao, US wants to get rid of the trade deficit.This has nothing to do with tariffs Trump already said getting rid of reciprocal tariffs aren’t part of the deal
>>60169811based and checked
>>60169912This post is made by a seething euro of Chinese angry that the US stock market controls their life
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>60169898GDP forecast is negative and inflation is going to explode due to tariffs. The fed ain't gonna do shit this time, they have no room to cut rates. If they do that means MASSIVE inflation. JPow is going to sit comfy on the sidelines and watch the mess he had no part in.
>>60169727our president played golf with Trump not that long ago in Florida IIRC they seem to getting along pretty well, can expect zero tariffs for Funland
>>60169814
>>60169859The struggle between the market as a value-finding instrument and the market as an infinite money casino.
The jews are stealing my money.
TALK MORE SHIT BOBOTALK MORE SHIT
lmao another big pumpwhatever is going on today, I'm glad I stepped out of itgeez
>>60169945too coherent
>>60169945HAHAHA HAHAHA
>indices back up>AGAINi have no idea what is going on
TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S RESCINDING THE PENGUIN TARIFFSBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>60169945stop please, I can only get so erect
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!
>>60169914Now we wait for the markets to react to this post
>back in the greeni just dont know what to think anymore, and im pretty sure nobody else does either
>>60169963>he thinks the money was ever (((his)))
>>60169927Theres nothing schizo about hearing your thoughts in your head
PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP
There is a candlestick on the Dow going between 2000 points
What’s the next step in his master plan
>>60169911thanks, unfortunately it's just a paper account for now. first week going live (on a paper acct), which I'm actually kind of grateful for as I get to see how it handles exceptional volatility before throwing real money in.
RDDT and SPY going to 95 and 510 EOD
I have fucking whiplash right now
>>60169402> 30, single> $40k in a non-interest-accruing savings account> $10k in a govvie IRA> no credit cards, just a debit card> no debt> no stocks> no crypto> have a good boomer dad with property to fall back on if times get really toughit's weird watching this as a passive spectator... will this really be as bad as 2008?
is this another trapi have so many fell for it again awards
THE BULL RUN IS HERE BOYS
NEW TRUMP
>>60169945I mean can you blame him at this point? The markets are a clown show that the US compeltly controls. No one can stop it in wall street or market street. Welcome to America Victorum
THIS MARKET IS KINOOOOOOO
ANAL SEX
>>60169991someone take his fucking phone away
>>60169958pretty much yeah. I think it's congress that has to revoke the "national emergency" underpinning the tariff order
>>60169947It will be part of the deal now because the world making any sort of concession to the US for a problem he created is a massive win for him.
>VIX is almost as high as the covid flash crash
>>60169991brace for next dump
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GO PLUS 800 TO -200 WITHIN A MINUTE??!!!!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE KANGAROO MARKET IS BACKDID YOU SAY THANK YOU TODAY???
Puts were up $1000 now at 0
ITS DUMPING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
worldwide indexes >Sane and based on reality American indexes>Schizo and cringe
>>60169991> capitalizing random nouns> (Plus!)this is the chef's kiss, perfection
why are trading view indicators down lol
Losing a lot of money but at least I'm laughing I guess
It's going to be wild for the next few hours as everyone realises the news was fake.
>monday was the gay crab day before it shits the bed on tuesday
>>60169979I unironically think at this point that markets have been truly buck broken and they are piling into the US out of fear
>>60170002>>60169991Can't this orange nigger like not chimp out for 5 minutes already?
SOXL is only going up from here sorry
>>60170002Fucking hell
>>60169997>i was born in volatility. Molded by it.
Truly, the biggest snib that ever snabbed.
>>60170019>Max vix with zero movement
>>60169666Shut up Satan, you lost
>>60170002>long term high Tariffs Is he aware that's caused by his first trade war with them or no ?
>>60169961I hate that you’re right
>not even 30 minutes from opening and the volume on SPY is getting close to double the averagethis market is being driven by insanity
>>60170043End of week rugpull is going to be glorious
WHAT IS THIS?!!?!?!?!?!?
Every single time the market pumps trump posts on his gay ass faggot boomer platform and kills any momentum into a dump
the market is not feeling so good
>rising wedgy incoming
>>60169952Kys incel neet. Momma won’t live forever. >verification unrequired
>extreme hopium for a pause in the tariffs, despite a blatant lie of them happening, is enough to rebuild support over 5Kbonkers
>>60170072I believe they call it's rhe last hopium American markets better get ready for Wednesday
>>60170072she wants to break out
>>60169991
>>60170043>piling into the US out of fearironic.. but true. US will be even more dominant. Surely Trump will negotiate a golden art piece of deal with everyone
>>60170072Massive changing of wealth The big dogs are likely as clueless as us
CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AT ONCE
>>60170074he's slaughtering bulls and edging bears
YOUCHANGE YOUR MINDLIKE A GIRLCHANGES CLOTHES
>>60170033It'll all dump on Wednesday when the tariffs are actually in
>>60170074He wants it to dump for his ccp Russian masters
>>60170080Literal mania
>>60170069Billionaires are buying EVERYTHING. This is it, this is the big push to neofeudalism.
>>60170085what is happenin on wednesday anons?
>>60169811its funny because i wanted trump to win the first election because i thought he'd do shit like this and cause a global collapse, and was bummed he didn't do shit
>be me holding $UVIX rnI'm always getting fucked over by some stupid shit with the stock market why do I even bother with it's nonsense? The crypto market is based on more tangible hard information than the actual stock market.
>>60169945i love this cheeto fucker even if he is crashing the market. BIGLY
>trillions of dollars changing hands based on some old man tweetsLmao
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! TRUMP UNLEASHES PROSPERITY! https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297105906469195
I shouldn't have been a panican
Are teriffs skibidi enough for economy? Critics say other. We are yet to receive a BOOM score from AJ and big justice. No comment from the Rizzler yet. I’ll keep you posted
>>60170072Just a hard-on the stock market has for winning. Look at how excited it is.
The market survive purely based on hopium, and hopium alone. Insane.
>>60170038>ee tried to time ze market? release ze fake news>poomp eet eight percent until he fomos>now make the call to CNBC and doomp eet >when he sells, poomp eet again on ze same fake news>now pull ze trading platform so he cannot buy
>>60170111Tariff day
What stage are we in again
IT'S A BULL RUNBUY BUY BUYBEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>60170080someone "credible" needs to tweet out that the usa is embargoing all of europe and china.
TRUMP IS GOING ALL IN ON ONIONS
>>60170111Tariffs come into effect.
>>60170111Trumps deal. the deal to end all deals.
>>60170072Basically people are finding out that the US does actually control everything
>>60170036he does that to manipulate the market with subliminal messagingMAGA
>>60170080nah, i now think trump is unironically manipulating the market with his ''OTHER COUNTRIES ARE BEGGING US FOR 0 TARIFFS'' tweets
>>60170114
Someone at the WH from Trump's entourage literally sent that shit to Bloomberg, only to manufacture his exit pump.And this guy risked a lot to do that, might get caught, but did it anyway. This is how bad it is. He knows what's coming.Sell, sell for your lives. Take the opportunity he gave you.
What the hell is going on? Down -3% then up 2% then down again - this is like a banana republic stock market lmaotraders must be making bank now
>>60170072SIR A SECOND TWEET HAS HIT THE TOWERS
>>60169991>sheet wipepo dindu niffin
>>60170118Propaganda used to be effective
>>60170111tariffs come into effect
>Hang Seng -13%Never bet against America
SP500 is green. Literally nothingburger (as always)
>>60170133First one possibly just wait for this retard and don't listen unless it's from the horses mouth
>>60170129I was Bianchi had not killed himself
We're Barrack
>>60170154Boomers buying the dip are fucked and deserve what they get
These tards are gonna fall for a bulltrap again
>>60170158Nah man 8% gains in 30 minutes is normal. Get more time in the markets
IT'S GOING TO TO THE MOONPUTTING MY LIFE SAVINGS AND MORTGAGE ON THIS ONE
Cramer calling black monday was the bottom signal
>>60170118Best korea tier
>>60170159>>60170150Why is this actually happening right now?
how badly is amazon going to get hit by the tariff stuff?
>>60170199Nah it was Ackman crying on TwitterThat was the real confirmation
I BOUGHT TP
THIS ISN'T A DEAD CAT BOUNCE THIS IS SOMETHING MORE ADVANCED THIS IS A SHORT LADDER ATTACK
>>60170155miku looks a bit like a beaner here tho. MAKE HER WHITE.
literally who is buying
>>60169991i wonder what the significance is of caps vs non caps for his tweets. do ai trading bots take this into consideration?
>>60170129kek
>>60170206Because Trump.
>>60170168There's a huge amount of capital invested in US equities and a lot of people have an almost religious conviction in line go up, but only when it comes to the US market. You have to wait until American businesses start dropping like flies for stock prices to begin reflecting reality.
>>60170104and youPMS like a bitch I would know
>>60170209raped. 70% of the products are chinese trash
my sqqq............
>>60170199The entire market is now the inverse Cramer index. He said black Monday and the market reacted with "not for the US"
>All these PANICANS ITT
>>60170217elon
GO BACK DOWN
SOXLSHILL DID YOU BUY THE DIP? IT'S FUCKING +11%.
VIX to 100
>>60169811Uneducated MIGAtardism
>>60170209Most of amazondls garbage is literal dropship shit from chinaAll those listings are gonna fucking vanish overnight
>>60170227just hodl until wednesday broif it doesnt fall then, then just fucking give up on markets
>>60170217Me
>>60170209Badly unless they can find a reroute
>>60170224Why are people so bullish on it today then? It was blood green today with spy deep in the red, after having recovered 10%.
my rope arrives Wednesday morning
https://x.com/unusual_whalesTHIS FAGGOT JUST WIPED TWO DAYS WORTH OF TWEETS FROM HIS PAGE AFTER POSTING 90 DAY FAKENO REFUNDS>NO REFUNDSNO REFUNDS>NO REFUNDS
>>60170206COVID showed the US that the world can't be trusted to actually do trade. Biden dipped his toes into what is going on now, but Trump is going Gung ho. He will provably win because ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO One prepared for this despite COVID basicslly showing this was going to happen
OH NO NO NO NO DRUMPFIES
>>60170158>me a trader just sitting in cashI made money last summer trading but been chickenshit ever since. Can't believe it's been a year. Oh well the 4% risk free has been nice and things finally came around as I predicted
>>60170236
SELL SELL SELLTIME TO SELL
>>60170257KEK
DOWN WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60170257fuck that guy
>>60170223And youOverthinkAlways speakCritically I should knowThat youuuuuur no goooooood for meeeeeeehhhh
>>60170257If their merciful they'll put him in the same cell as tyler
>>60170217After that short rape nobody is selling. The uptrend feeds itself then. Until it doesn't. Like now. Welcome to markets.
>HE FELL FOR THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE AGAIN
>>60170261Orange turd is gonna pause tariffs as "negotiations pour in"
Shitcoin market
I think the markets will consolidate for a few days from here.
>>60170262Sitting in cash is nice, I didnt sell earlier in the year and I'm stuck on this wild ride (down)
>>60169975this may be the biggest penguin trade deal in history
>Nothing has actually changed. In fact there was fake fucking news >Market still goes up???Where the fuck is this random ass confidence coming from?
>>60170199SELL REDDIT SELL
Musk is literally prying the exit window open for y'all with fistfuls of cash. He thinks he's convincing you it's all fine and there's nothing to see here, but this is a great opportunity to get out.
its not healthy that tweets can create or destroy 2 trillion dollars
>>60169811You sound like a poor genetic deadend. It’s not Klaus’s fault your such an angry loser, LOL!
ACTIVATE IT TRUMP PLEASE
>>60170289As intended
>>60170257I still see them, not sure if it's because I use xcancel rather than the actual site because>having a twitter accountbut this is a pretty funny series of messages
>>60170282It's live crab snab.
At this point I have been fully convinced everything is going to be a nothingburger in a week. The EU is spreading its pussy open for us, no retaliatory tariffs.And later today Netanyahu is visiting and at the press conference later Trump will announce that Israel has met all the goals
>>60170261Litterally confirmed fake news
>>60170257kek here we go again
>>60170303>RDDT +2,34 (2,69 %)
>>60170296>he doesn't know
>>60170261
The VIX has aids
>JUST IN: European Union says it's ready to discuss zero-for-zero tariffs with the US.>JUST IN: President Trump says countries from all over the world have reached out to negotiate new trade deals.
And down we go AGAIN
>>60170296Faith in Burger exceptionalism unironically
>>60170296Dont bet against america jack
>>60170315lmao
>>60170320>no retaliatory tariffsThat is definitely not what they just said at the foreign relations conference an hour ago.
>>60170320Oh yes that will happen and then the Tariffs will come and the markets will tank
>>60170288uk is already in negotiations with TRUMP for a free trade deal.So atleast UK shit wont be completely fucked.
where new bread
>>60170296Retail is fucking dumb, tale as old as time. Can't see a manufactured (literally) exit pump.The ones in the system ate the ones doing that fake pump, btw.Trade accordingly.
Why is that Bizonacci video where Sminen and Bogdanoff are fighting actually playing out today?
>>60170315holy fucking shit
>>60170320It's more mild dumps for the US and giga dumps from the rest of the world. The US is slowly pricing in the tariffs to be about a year's worth of losses while the rest of the world is going to collapse
>>60170296welcome to fake and gay
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN? COUNTRIES ARE NEGOTIATINGTRUMP WON
>>60170348Lol
>Gold droppingis this a good sign
>>60170361He WANTS the tarrifs, it was never a negotiation tactic
>>60170361>he doesn't know it was just another rumortopkek
>>60170320>Netanyahu is visiting and at the press conference later Trump will announce that Israel has met all the goalshe's such a shabbos goy holy shit
>>60170349bake it
>>60170361
Can SOXL please dump to $7 already
>>60170315Back to our regularly scheduled black swan event
>>60170231Panicans are worse than niggers, beaners, and indians!DEPORT ALL PANICANS
>>60170361This dump is because a literal lie was told and people bought in it. CNBC is fucking dead
IT'S SO OVER>WE'RE SO BACKIT'S SO OVER>WE'RE SO BACKIT'S SO OVER>WE'RE SO BACKIT'S SO OVER>WE'RE SO BACKIT'S SO OVER>WE'RE SO BACKIT'S SO OVER>WE'RE SO BACK
>>60170320The EU tariffs were around 2-5%. They'll sell mongo his own fake tariffs (really)
>>60170320If tariffs pass then it's joever.
BUY JEPI RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW!!!$JEPI$JEPI$JEPI
>>60170296Down we go lol
GET READY TO BUY
>>60170378WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
Bread is so fucking stale
>>60170381It's only going up byb
Let the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the...FFFLLLLLLOOOOOOORRR
BUDDY SHOULD I BUY APPLE COMPUTER
>>60170373incorrect, the deal artist wants a deal. he can't actually have the tariffs, the national emergency will be lifted eventually
>>60170296> Why are you so CONFIDENT IN THE MARKET???i just got a feeling y'know?
>>60170242praise the Lord. I could never tell whats high quality because of the thousands of chinese scam items and fake reviews.
>>60170370Yes
>>60170376>Israel has met all the goals>Isreal still gets billions of US tax dollars each yearOur greatest ally dropping their tariffs. Brings a tear to your eye.
>>60170378Trump doesn't want 0-0 tariffs, he wants them to also get rid of laws that otherwise make US stuff uncompetative. My bet is alot of gas taxes will be reduced or removed
twitter?
>>60170418Like VAT? lmao good luck
BUYING COMING SOON
Congratulations, /smg/you played yourselfagainthanks for the money, dummy!
Why didn't you exited the pump?
>>60170400Trump believes trade deficits are bad and he wants to be like China
>>60170354Exactly what I was thinking kekeven ENDS with a crab market hahahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OeVSiisLU
>>60170361>NEGOTIATING>aka nothingOf course everyone is negotiating lol.
>>60170320>US must come at the negotiation table of we're gonna retaliate>Mutts: "EUROPE FOLDED!!!!!"???
>>60170370I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT 5 MINUTES AGO WTF DO YOU MEAN IT'S DROPPING.
>>60170401bake a new one
>>60170418>>60170424It's not gonna happen but if Trump saves us yuropoors from VAT tyranny I will forgive Americans for everything.
>vix today>down 10+ pointsOwari da, bears. Don't be wedded to your positions.
>>60170411For clothing amazon added a filter for "top brands". It's a chink shit filter. I wish that was available for all searches but it seems to be specific to clothing and footwear.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A PANICAN, /biz/
>>60170395Not buying your bags
BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY NOW
AAAHHHHHHHHHHQJAHAHWQHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH HELPPP MEEEE
>>60170274CUZ YOURE HOT AND YOUR COLDYOURE YES AND YOUR NOYOURE IN AND YOURE OUTYOURE UP AND YOURE DOWN
>>60170443>WE APPROVED OF RETALIATION>*euro markets and Chinese markets collapse*>A-ACTUALLY WE WANT YOU TO NEGOTIATE!
>>60170466>>60170466>>60170466new bread
Weve reached a point whrre the stock market has become a bigger retard casino than fucking crypto
>>60170315That twitter account is about to get fucked
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
oh shit.
>>60170467>this is the avarage thinking process of traders right now
FUCKING HOLD ITS NOT BOTTOMED OUT YET
Bull trapped!
>>60169949>>60169853I hate Russians so much it’s unreal. I steal and fuck with them everytime Im in Turkey.
>sudden dumperm what the bog
>2% drop in 5 seconds on n100
>DLTRlmao wtf
Wwwwtwfwt
>>60170473Only Americans depend on stocks with their lives.
What the actual fuck is this bullshit
What just happened?
free fall time :)
>>60170411On the other hand, it means if you can find some chink shit on Amazon it's also available on aliexpress for a fraction of the price. like 10x as cheap sometimes. It's crazy how many people pay a premium to Amazon for no reason, then complain how expensive everything is.
>>60170320>The EU is spreading its pussy open for us1st EU condition: no more chicken taxall your light trucks are belong to us
Press 1 if you hate Drumpf
>>60170551trump just halted talks with china and will raise china tariffs to 50%
>>60170244The big investment banks are doing there Quarterly predictions Friday. I’d hold till than but otherwise yea.
>>60170452>VAT tyrannyyour income tax will rise proportionally if VAT goes away.And it's charged to everyone, including local producers. It's a sales tax.
>>60170670VAT is a tax on poors like almost everything the euros do in their name.
>>60170308>You sound like a poor genetic deadendI have 6 kids and make 300k with my family businessEat my sack nigger
>>60170730Literally only like 6 war torn 3rd world shitholes + the US don't use VAT.
LOLBuy to Open 10:22 AM $18.35 Sell to Close 11:18 AM $23.76 Went from negative to +$1000 to negative again to +$500wtf
>>60170791based
>>60170806>everyone else taxes poor people>we should flat tax poor people too>for the poor peopleRemember that time they broke the proverbial window and then charged 30% VAT on top of it? Thank god the EU is looking out for the little guy.
>BREAKING: Trump says that if China does not withdraw its 34% increase above their already long term trading abuses by tomorrow, the United States will impose ADDITIONAL Tariffs on China of 50%
>>60170806>YuEs dun do it, there4 iz good lulYou're retarded. Consider suicide.
>>60169938Its down 3% today.
>>60170806VAT is a broad-based consumption tax, all such taxes are poor taxes because the poor spend a far larger proportion of their money on consumption. It's the same as gas taxes, poll taxes, or roadway tolls, just a disproportionate tax on poor people.Tariffs are the same thing by the way, just indirect. The import taxes will be tacked on as a surcharge to everything, then poor consumers' money gets passed up the chain through various hands to pay the government. This amounts to an inefficient consumption tax. The broader-based the tariffs are the more of a poor tax it is, so these tariffs on everyone and everything are the worst case scenario.
>>60170945The US already has the worst income inequalities in the developed work. Your arguments are retarded.
