mamiozu edtion>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60191971
https://youtu.be/ollcy__8N28?si=EQABtt6GWU5IYIbJ
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
america status?
Thanks Trump!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
>>60192984FUCK YOU CRAMER
>>60192962https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=sGTGG4IiqzXs1NDk
>>60192962DROP THE RATES JERMOME!!! REEEEEEE!
>fox news hiding the ticker now that reality set inHahahahahHahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
>TSLA in free-fall kek, well deserved
>>60192960>new yorknot happening>texasmost likely due to isolated power grid (despite it being shit>californiapossible but not enough momentum/lots of shit needs to be sorted out (like total almond farmer death)
>>60192986
>>60192962Were you retards really optimistic about the pump this morning or were you coping?You do realize this isn’t going away. There will be major hurt.
Unconfirmed reports of Uranus getting red
https://youtu.be/RW3GaqJ73rw
SOMEONE STOP IT FROM GOING UP
Total stock market death
>yfw you've been holding cash since start of year and every new red day brings a smile to your face
>>60192986cucking everyone else and causing total leftist death like we've never seen before
THIS IS THE GREATEST BEAR MARKET IN HISTORY
>that final desperate bounce of the dayit's gonna end violently isnt it
and wallah, we are going back up
Elon nuked his company and future for this, turbo retard
so futures are going to be blood red after this close right
>>60192984Inverse cramer never fails
who's still pumping this shit? did he cuck out last minute? i'm not seeing anything in the news
Yep, I'm thinkin we back
we will unironically end (slightly) green
It's going up again. I want off this wild ride already.
What are you buying once the dust finally settles
>>60192984Always bet against Cramer
>>60192962https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw?si=6YIXn6bsdJHKh_pD
>AND I'M FREE>FREE FALLIN'>YEAH I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE>FREE FALLIN
>>60193028It's not even 3:30 yet we are so fucked
>>60193045A gun.
>>60193009You can trade the line no matter the direction you fucking retard tourist
>>60192962News status?
>>60193025This. Leftist global institutions are melting down and its fantastic to watch.
>>60193028This little puddle jumper is gonna crash and sink to the bottom of the Mariana Trench
>>60193004they've been doing that for a few days now>>60193030>>60193028some poor bastards are trying to "buy the dip".
>>60193035He also has no influence in the political party anymore now that it's been confirmed he's returning to Tesla in may wisconsin was a failed election coup
>>60193045>dust finally settles>there is nothing to buy
>>60193053This.America is cooked.
>>60193045Unironically MSTR. I think BTC will still end up hitting an ATH this year, and MSTR is going to be dirt fucking cheap once all this is said and done. Could be a 5x right there.
Does it ever bother you guys how unfair this world is? I made 6 months salary in TWO DAYS shorting the blumpf tariff shit. I pressed two buttons, and that was equivalent to 6 months waging 5 days a week. Now that money I made is probably 10 years worth of back breaking work in some shithole country, which I got by pressing two buttons, setting a trailing stop and waiting for 2 days. I'm sure there's someone somewhere making the equivalent of 100 years of my salary essentially doing the same thing I did. How is any of this shit fair?
>>60193003WE NEED THE FED COCAINE
>>60192962You can't stop this you can only watch
>closed short at the pictobottom of today because 2 day in a row scampumpI didn't have the nerve it seems.
Uhh why is cnn playing swan lake
>>60192986we ought to discuss the tariff situation
THIS IS IT!!! THE V STA-I can't even say it BWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
remember: tariffs haven't kicked in yet.this is still the prelude.
Are we in a KISUME market?
thanks to the mstz and tza anon from the last thread. I just hope I can make some money this time but surely the whole thing has to nosedive tomorrow.
>>60193071BTC is 100% correlated with the market, it's crashing as well.
>>60193045Finno-Korean Hyperwar bonds
>>60193083link?
STOP THE BUYERS IM LOSING MONEY
>>6019304510x leverage on SVXY. Volatility must return to the mean and it's way too high right now.
>>60193045Honestly just increase my existing holdings.
>I didn't sell before tariffs because Trump kept taking them on and then taking them offFUCK THIS ORANGE KIKE.
Great relief rally today. Only down 400 after a brief short squeeze. A temporary reprieve before the next quadruple digit leg down. But good news, we are now being ordered to burn a bunch of coal. Hopefully you can get you and your boys mining papers soon. Gonna need a weak mind and a strong back down there
>>60193058TOTAL /SMG/ DESTRUCTION
>>60193071>shartcoinbitcoin follows the market
COMPLETE MARKETCAPITULATION
rate my play /biz/ I shit you not this just happened>know jack shit about options>fuck it I'll do my first options trade for the hell of it>put in several hundred in my account yesterday knowing it'll probably all get burned to 0>bought one 0dte SPY 513 put when SPY was 515~ for 386 CAD about 4 hours ago>proceed to have an aneurism for the next 3 hours>sell at SPY 503~ an hour agopic relatedabout to disable options in my account and never look back lmfao I ain't even mad that i coulda made more. yes I'm bragging I don't care.
>>60193072It's not. But it's the best we got so far.
>>60193102Oh yeah it's absolutely crashing, but I think it's going to recover handily. A huge side effect of this whole mess is accelerating dedollarization, and BTC benefits from that enormously.
Prototyping a flag for the new Panican Party. Trying to make it distinct from the Democrats and Repubs. Thoughts?
Are they finally realizing the tariffs are actually real?
>>60193089kek
>>60193115Your retarded the admin was dead set on these ones
Trumtards on fire
The fuck is this last pump? The death twitch?
>>60193072The world was never fair.
Imagine being someone buying into this right now
What's the next step in Trump's master plan?
>>60193045never read jjk but nobara sex
Trump told Republican senators last week he’s open to raising tax rates on highest-earning Americans, sources say — Semafor
Is this a buy or sell signal?
>>60193136Pretty much. This is gonna get BAD tomorrow
>>60193136it's the bottom, trust me bro
who the FUCK is pumping right now? Lmao, absolute giga-cope. This is the PEAK.
>>60193143killing himself. maybe musk will join him too.
>>60193136Fattest cat in the world bouncing bigly
>retards are DESPERATELY slurping right nowAre they not aware tomorrow is gonna be a freefall
>>60193096i don't think marissa knows what a stock market even is>>60193143iran war and evangelical crusader propiganda
>>60193136Yes tomorrow is going to be blood bath >>60193149
>>60193126Probably better to just bet on BTC itself then. MSTR is going to be forced to sell as the price drops.
>>60193120good job anon
>>60193143>ze master planYou'll own nothing and be happy
America theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMDFv5m18Pw
>>60193141It's the equivalent of being curious about drugs and synthesizing your own unnamed compounds to try out
>>60193143crashing this economy
>>60193135Biden bitches broke
I wonder if my suicide is priced in yet...
>>60193083Did Trump die?
Can someone tell me what's going on with the stock market now? I am completely confused.
>>60193170W-with survivors, right Anon? Right?
>>60193149Very bullish. The Minecraft movie is also breaking box office records so clearly the children yearn for the mines.
>>60193158years of irrational bullmarket has made people forget that number doesn't in fact always go up
>>60193170with some survivors (currencychads)
>>60193163>MSTR is going to be forced to sell as the price drops.MSTR can't be forced to sell until 2028. I read through their 8-K they put out yesterday, and it's actually crazy bullish. All of their convertible debt up until 2028 has already converted. They have no bonds maturing until 2028, and there's no way BTC remains low that long.
>>60193149>>60193160BULLISH AMERICA IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST DELVOPED COUNTRY TO FULLY MAXIMIZED ALL FAUCETS OF THE LABOR POOL
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PeU7-hz-AA
>>60193146Yeah, 4% higher than Obama proposed, wow what a daring individual.
Fuck is this pump, idk if I should sell this Nvidia put or not
>>60193178We reached bottom
>>60193146>destroys stock market>now thisthis has to be a controlled demolition of this country, not that i'm opposed to taxing the rich but still.
>>60193149Are you kidding? Child labor is about as bullish as you can get!
>>60193178>>60193168
>>60193077...
That's it?America loses, just like that?
>>60193083I just saw Biden standing on a tank in front of the White House
>>60193143To withdraw the tariffs after getting symbolic concessions out of all the major trading partners (e.g, a slight reduction in the European auto tariffs)Then we spend the next four years rolling our eyes while people extol Trump's economic genius
How bad is it going to be tomorrow?
>>60193179they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>60193120You did great now dont think you are a genius and max out your credit cards
>>60193143Removing every politician and institution you hold dear from power. This is an orchestrated coup and you're too much of a stupid NPC to even see it.
They expect some of us in the wreckage
This is your threadly reminder that homeless people and those in poverty do NOT deserve your sympathy or handouts. Their circumstances are entirely THEIR fault. They CHOSE to be uneducated and make poor financial decisions. They CHOSE to not have backups or redundancies. They CHOSE to not accept the freely offered help that hundreds of organizations go out of their way to give to those in need.When you start seeing an uptick in these people on the streets, just pretend that they don't exist and walk on by.
>>60193200All in on coal mines, chimney sweeps, and niche industrial products
THANK YOU MANGO-SAMA
>>60193129How do you pronounce panican anyway? Like did his bimbo tweetscribe misspell what should be panician?
BOBO COCKINESS STATUS = ATHslurpers... get ready... this is gonna be a big one
https://youtu.be/_nhxm5QEbYI?si=t-WiuxrJcObRJLHt&t=156THIS SHITS DIVIN AGAINPULL UPPULL UP TERRAIN TERRAINWERE IN AN UNCONTROLLED DIVE I REPEAT AN UNCONTROLLED DIVE
>>60193216depends how bad it is today at closingi would guess the worse it is today, the worse it will be tomorrow
>>60193216Depends on Trump, will he finally stop being a retard and pause the tariffs?
>>60193216Economic ruination, get ready anon
how are we doing MIGA sisters? trust the plan!
We should rename to /P&E/ - Plumbers & ElectriciansAny other options?
WE GAAN
>>60193193>Trump is more commie then ObamaI'm going to be honest should I blame the dems for almost getting him assassinated twice and then laughing turning him into a man with onky vengeance and let this be a history lesson as a bonus
Send the children to the mines and the mandarins to the rice fields
>>60193239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvVa3W8XiP4
>>60193235You're dirtying the floor stupid shut your mouth.
>>60193216
>>60193260B-but I wanted to write poetry on the commune...
slurptards have lost their goddamn fucking mind
>>60193230Is this supposed to be funny?
c'est fini
>>60193239
>>60193253he's just bluffing this is 4D chess
>>60193260>Pol Pot returns I love the fact his ideas have been listened to
>>60193267let a thousand flowers screw tiny screws into iphones
I still can't believe magatards were gloating at open this morning. he won guys I swear
>>60193143make a post about trannies in sport
>VIX KNOCKING ON TYING SECOND HIGHEST ON RECORD
https://youtu.be/oCqe751tOAo?si=bZTeO7sGcvhbH-t_
>>60193253>fell for it>literally what i voted for him to doI want boomers and rich people to go fuck to lose everything and jump from the buildings they own>but muh inflationI'm already used to living in inflationary times so my life won't change much
god damn this sqqq slurpie is good
maybe killing all the sparrows will solve this?
NVDA got drone-striked to complete the crash.
*SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*
>>60192962S E XEX
>>60193216I'm not sure it's going to dump. At this point everyone knows the tariffs are going to go ahead, so shouldn't it be priced in already?
>>60193256I want to learn to make fries just like dear leader
>>60193191Mine:https://youtu.be/Ph7Mhlgwig8?si=jYKNIca_GL7fGjwN
>>60193235>picrelgross
>>60193280Post your eyeball kike. Bet you're near-sighted.
PULL UP!!PULL UP!!
>>60193306No, everyone thinks there will be a last minute 'deal'.
>>60193278STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND FFUUUUCCKKK
>>60193280Feels good not to wear glasses
>>60193295these overkill fell for it again edits bait you guys way too easy
Jesus Christ
EURO went UP and US went DOWN
>>60193278It's a bluff. He has a bet going on that he can cause the biggest 10 minute index rise of all time
NONONONONONONON
>>60193306I think tomorrow there is still going to be despair. There was A LOT of hope propping up the market until now and finally we are seeing it crack.
C'MON LET'S A CLOSE BELOW 4900!
Dollar cost average vs timing the market
DOWN ONCE MORETO THE DUNGEONSOF MY RED DESPAIR
Holy fuck it just keeps dropping
>>60193133>Your retarded the admin was dead set on these onesHe was dead set on the other ones...until he wasn't.
The tariffs will continue until manufacturing improves.
>>60193323I voted for this though
Sub 220 and dipping
I wonder what Fox news will say now that the stock market went down 2% from 3% up
STOP THE COUNT
>>60193323FREE FAAAALLING
You didn't buy, right anon?
>>60193289>08 GOING TO BE A FOOTNITE Holy shit I have to thank Trump
>>60193003Trump fucking did it that son of a bitch he got us our rate cut and then he can just pull out tariffs and then we'll have cheaper debt, more money AND markets will go crazy.>>60193072Must be nice to get trailing stops on options unless you meant SQQQ.>>60193230Very nice! MAGA>>60193181lmao anon good one "Its just like Minecraft kids!"0DTE ARE DEAD NOW WE CAN REALLY DROP MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOO!
>>60193312
Bloodbath tomorrow?
>>60193330
>>60193287Carving up the US and selling it to highest bidder (Zuck's META Nature gets the National Parks, AmazonCare gets SSI, etc. etc.)
its so over
>bull run>bear market why isn't it a bear run or a bull market?
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
>>60193336That's what I do, just the same thing all the time. I'm still up over the year, but we'll see what happens.
b-but trump-sama told me that every other nation would crumble under the tariffs...
>>60193355its already there anon
tomorrow will be worse
STOP STOPWE'RE TIRED OF WINNINGGGG
>>60193314I have glasses but they are for night time driving since I have Myopia
4,9K IM FUCKING COOOOOOMING
HOW THE FUCK DO WE REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE HOLY SHIT JUST GET THIS GUY OUT YESTERDAY
Any last words /smg/?
>>60193289The fuck you talking about? VIX hit 60 last Friday. VIX has hit 150 before.
>>60193356It's worst now
>>60193354how much money for a gf like that?
>>60193306No.There's "knowing" they're going to go ahead and then there's "believing" they're going to go ahead. Folks know they're going to go; there's no evidence they're not. Most of them are live right now.But they don't believe it yet. They think 'this can't be that bad' or 'surely he'll pump the breaks some'.It can't be priced in until it's actually accepted. The market still doesn't want to believe it -- but is slowly and fearfully realizing the situation.This isn't some 'billionaires manipulating the stock market to make ungodly sums of money and then Trump reverses the tariffs because the point was to make money, not bankrupt the economy' scheme. Folks want to believe it's literally anything but what it is.
>>60193336yes, see you in five years.
what if there's a deal in the last five minutes and we close all green and happy
>>60193355100%There's no way to create an artificial pump anymore
>>60193072the world isn't fair>>60193224this, but unironically
IM GONNA DUUUUUMMMPPPP
>>60193350
Going full free-fall after the time for regular circuit breaker is over is kinda evil.
>>60193397Doesn't fix everything
>SOXL up +16% during the opening hour>now at -15%
>S&P500 down to 4900>10Y at 4.24%We are FUCKED, time to buy short-term treasuries and pray lmao
https://youtu.be/ujLzBV2eGgc?si=otzRgtH1h8PePkMY&t=279
We'll be eating beef.
Wouldn't it be funny if another fake news pump happened right now...
Just come back - when I went out earlier things were solid green now its a fucking bloodbathWhat the fuck did that fat orange idiot say now?
WE ARE GOING TO ALL FUCKING STARVE
You know the absolute best part of this piece of news that's out of a crazy timeline?Apple will definitely sell each of these phones in the planes at $3600 piece.
>>60193431That's the best part, he hasn't said anything all day.
>>60193368Because aside from bubbles bursting causing a huge and immediate crash a bear "market" is a slow continuous crab dump while a bull run is a short and powerful pump. Also known as a "rally".A bull market is a term that's used to describe a generally growing market over a long period of time.
>>60193424kek
>>60193431clean coal
>BEAR etf bugging out and halving in value suddenlyFucking heart attack.
>>60193431>What the fuck did that fat orange idiot say now?Nothing, that's the reason lmao
>>60193376Europe is gonna shit itself tomorrowt. ibex and daxfag
could be worsewe're all still alive, aren't we?
>>60193431Nothing, the market is all out of copium now
>>60193388Will be beautiful
wonder how SMA SOLAR anon is doing these days
PULL UP PULL UPRETARDRETARD
holy shit guyswhat a day, huh?makes ya wanna do something funny, huh?
Reminder that there may be a good opportunity tomorrow at open 0DTE calls if people say there will be a end to tariffs or there is fake news you could make big money, or some people just dip buy even really because 9AM is when tariffs actually go into effect.
but I hurd tariffs were priced in
>>60193431The hopium mines ran dry
>>60193454sex
one last pumpas a treat
>>60193431Senate hearing where his advisor basically said fuck you we are not pulling out of this
>>60193423>TRUMP ACTUALLY KILLED AMERICA
>>60193423I would seriously consider diversifying away from USD in general right now, desu
Intel making a 52 week low. I feel temped to slurp this if it hits $14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maXA882m2NQ
>inverse v-shape recovery
Nasdaq is literally a straight line down almost 90 degrees now
>sold everything at the lowest yesterday morning to secure money for a house>got mad af since stocks got higher>see stocks crashing again today
>>60193442some say the cleanest coal
Looks like the market didnt price in Trump being a retard lmao
>>60193426bugs at this rate
>>60193386Way too late to do so. GOP will be paying for ages for defending this shitshow.
>>60193455that's basically my planeveryone will be too bearish and scared to buy buy thenthey never learn
He won, ameritroons btfo
>>60193323KEK
>>60193455tariffs go to effect at midnight
Why did he do it?
>>60193449maybe
>>60193469Gold and Euro
>>60193454Prushka > nanachi
>>60193471practical milk incoming
Is Trump the Osama Bin Laden of the stock market?
>>60193436no they won't, this is likely to bolster supply for everyone running out to replace their phone asap before any price changes
>>601933862026 midterms are going to be the real bloodbath
>Ford down another 8%Jesus how much further can it fall?? I know they make shit trucks but someone's buying them.
>>60193116Whoops, down 600 I meant.
>>60193508He's about to be with the way bankers will be jumping out of their buildings
2021's high was 4766. As of this post we're at 4939 and have dipped 300 today.Trump is about to undo the entire Biden administration's gains in 2 months.
>>60193494>waited till global depression now no one will care about Ukriane Unironcally 8d chess mind you a war will come no matter what happens
its just amazing
>2,17>next second>2,46What
it's getting FASTER
>>60193489>still thinks there's going to be an electionThis is a Bolsevik-tier coup retard. You're gay little high-school popularity contest political system known as "Democracy" ended last week.
SP opening at 4500 tomorrow
This is just painful to watch now.
>>60193529we were at 480 a couple of days agoI want it at 450 at least
I feel like I can only find this all so entertaining because I sold nearly all my stocks back in November.
It's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg
>>60193529MY PRESIDENT
>>60193517Nobodies buying them except the dealers and then the dealers have.em sit on the lots for 2 years due to their 30% markups
>the tariffs are priced in>the factories are already being built>deals are being made>the bottom is in>Trump will walk back the tariffs>X country has already folded>The other countries won't implement their retaliatory tariffs>We don't need foreign trade anywaysAny other copium to add to the list for tomorrow?
>>60193550SPY 420 by 4/20
>>60193517The expectation is that those who usually buy them are going to lose purchasing power
Elon musk bought the elections only to crash the world's economy. Concerning!
>>60193517Nobody, ford doesnt sell shit internationally
>>60193517Further. They have a lot of production in Canada and Mexico that is getting hit hard by the auto tariffs.
So you have chosen Juche as well my friends.
>>60193529We're going to go down further, this is a real bear market now. Insane how fast Trump broke this, it's going down in history as one of the biggest economic blunders
>>60193478Me too fren. Feels good
I've already almost made back my soxs losses. I can't believe I actually got good advice from /smg/, fully expecting it to blow up in my face though.
oh my god
>>60193515midterms? We're not doing elections anymore.
>>60193557no my put expires fridaydump tomorrow
>>60193449>we're all still alive, aren't we?There are fates worse than death. But at least we can see it all crumble together.
>Bought 5 SPXS 9$ Calls yesterday>Bought 3 more this morning>+400$ 50%
What if he actually works for the russians and this was all planned since the 80s
>>60193529it honestly probably annoys him that the market went up at all under biden, I could see the target being to wipe out any biden gains to claim as his own
Holy shit
uhh, guys??
>>60192986SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS>>60193067And just like that the Great Satan is gaaaaaaaaaaaannnn
>>60193556>X country has already foldedand this was a lie. they tried to make countries to fold by saying others have folded
>>60192962My account was down 35% this morning, said fuck it, went all in on my puts and went back to sleep. It's bear season
>>60193561he will be remembered as the biggest doofus of the early 21st century, if any records survive, that is
>>60193566Yes
>>6019356240% of Ford sales are outside of North America
Everything will be okay when the Patriots attack.
>>60193109Going long on volatility since april 4th was a no brainer for me
>>60193494Lol, lmao
>>60193521Make that 800. Well you gotta admit, if nothing else, this is hilarious. Farewell, comfortable future!
>>60193575States run the elections
>>60193431NothingPeople are finally starting to realize that the tariffs are actually going to happen
>>60193556Something something fake and gay market that's not the real economy but still it needed a yuge correction
>>60193544The only real coping mechanism I have is that it's not going to happen yet, because Trump is 78 years old. Its more than likely that his body gives out because of all the mcdonalds he eats, and people are finally going to realize >Oh fuck, MIGA only made my livelyhood worse.
>>60193585>reddit was right all along
Don't worry guys, Zimbabwe folded. Don Trump back at it again!
We're going back to what we were in pre-market monday and potentially even lower. Easiest shorts of your lives, I hope you didn't miss it
>>60193494oil prices are in the dumpster and sinking, your whole economy is toast
My nvdia put offset the loss of my ford stocks. Now the plan is to baghold ford till the next elections.
TSLA gigadumping lmao
>>60193529Stocks were higher at Biden's inauguration than in mid 2022 as well. These moves happen.
>>60193585>Working for the Russians See I would agree but I somehow remember Gorbby destroyed the USSR all on his own
>>60193494>oil and gas droppingnot really
>>60193478god I'm hard
>>60193494I fucking kneel. But watch out for your oil revenue bro>Trump starts the oblast of Amerika's war against IranNow I truly kneel.
>>60193622FUCK YOU
>>60193431>>60193439Retard confirmed they weren't backing down on the now 100%+ china tariffs. The fuck happened to those "high pressure negotiation tactics" MAGAts were ranting about this whole time?
Why is Xiaomi up 3%? Should I wait until tomorrow to buy? American stocks are tumbling. Apple looks especially bad. Will they recover?>>60193059Do Rightists have any institutions? Does twitter count?
>back to 490the world is healing
>>60193267Too bad
I can't wait to hold these bags for another 2-4 years until they get all of the MIGA Republicans out
any vol farmers?what's your vix call for tomorrow?planning to do overnight short as a gamble on trump pussying out last minute
YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGING OOOON
>>60193634It is honestly insane that they didn't dump earlier. Musk literally had a bitch fight with Trump about the tariffs. Why did he do that if not because the tariffs are going to rape his company?
Don't worry my friends, soon we will join the booming internal economies of:Genocide Era CambodiaGreat Leap Forward chinaNorth KoreaEritreaThis is a fantastic BUY SIGNAL!
>>60193625Did you buy Ford when they were up at $14+?Just DCA>>60193624>>60193638can't wait to buy more XOM and COP
>>60193648Because it was down over 20%
What's the latest cope?
STOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMING>STOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMINGSTOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMING>STOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMING
JUST IN: White House says Trump believes the US has capability to make iPhones.
Should I sell half at market close and lock in some gains or hold all of it for tomorrow
bobo'd
>a narcissistic senile retard keeps crashing everything and nobody has the gall to call him outwatching the US commit sudoku is kind of funny ngl
>>6019343150% more tarriffs on china.
Cmon give me a minsky moment fuckers
>>60193615You really think that's going to stop this President, who is already flagrantly ignoring the other 'two equal branches of government' and whose press sec is out there saying today 'we're looking in to how to deport AMERICAN CITIZENS' (but for only the big crimes promise teehee)
>>60193669cunny
>>60193634Earnings are going to be shit, people must know that.
>>60193648Xiaomi is one of biggest phone exporters to world outside of USA. Apple getting buttfucked by circumstances is bullish for them.
>>60193669sex x2
>>60193575There will be elections, don't worry
>>60193674>All part of Trumps plan>Losing means youre winning>HANK TOUGH
>>60193669Ume-chan... please comfort me...
>>60193646Turns out threatening to blow your own brains out is a bad negotiation strategy.
EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHATS GOIN ON
>>60192962>BREAKING: U.S. memory chipmaker Micron Technology has told U.S. customers it plans to impose a surcharge on some products from Wednesday to account for new US tariffs - ReutersUS IS BACK BABY
its a beautiful color, they call it red. an old fashioned term but a beautiful one. red, such an amazing color, maybe the greatest of them all
>>60193494Lol, at least he's fucked as a parting gift from America. Small consolation though
>>60193674Temporary pain before huge winning
>>60193706She will correct you.
>>60193674i have seen some magatards unironically start saying it doesn't matter if the US defaults on its debt
>>60193695Yeah? He doesnt give a fuck about Congress races, he literally thinks if you cant win in a congressional race youre a retarded loser who deserves it
ORANGE TUESDAY!
>>60193709winningso much winning
>>60192977Cost of everything on Amazon to double in 10 hours. QQQ and SPY down 2%.WHAT IS GOING ON AND WHAT IS BOTTOM?
>>60193665+ if it's public he's probably out of better options
>>60193709Are we going to have another "THEY KNOW NOTHING" Cramer moment? That's your buy signal when he loses shit live on air
>>60193713Kek
>>60193607MAGA Maoism.What an incredible time to be alive
EVERY RED TICK IS A NEW 1 YEAR LOWEST POINTTOTAL BOBO VICTORY
>>60193695Source on the citizens thing? Haven't seen that.
Notice how the only companies that are suffering big drawdowns are liberal companies (i.e. companies that publicly have aligned with leftist policies) that support globohomo.
>that green candleclown moment
>>60192994Haha
THERE ARE EVEN BEARS GROWING FROM THE TREES
>>60193669how do I invest in these creatures?
Someone just cashed out
Woooo some bulls not quite dead yet
Wtf was that jump
>>60193764imagine the power of that slurpsucking the cum right out of your nuts
3 or 5 minute charts this current market is printing moneys by adaptive trend following algo strategies. but it would be full time work to trade 12 hours day
umm wtf
>>60193724Mark my words: Even if the midterms are a historic bloodbath which grants Dems 4/5ths of the House *AND* Senate *AND* they impeach AND indict him:He will say 'fuck you' and literally just deport all of the Senators who told him to fuck off. Hitler didn't care about the races, he cared about who was loyal to him. History is rhyming.
LOL WHO IS BUYING
we're so back!
>>60193784Big short being closed.
WARNING I HAVE INSIDER INFORMATIONS CONFIRMING THAT THE STOCK MARKET WAS A BULLTRAP ALL ALONG
We should take out all our money from the banks
>>60193762>companies that have greater international exposure and sales/alignment are going down more when the global economy is shot in the headMAGA's greatest economist folks.>>60193775They will be cheap under American Juche
>>60193556>the red deer 2.0 screencap that got spammed on /pol/>you're a tranny>dying for israel will save the west>>60193682gem video>>60193690it was inevitable>>60193755>maga communism was real this whole timebased>>60193762NEW COPE JUST DROPPED
DOUBLE BOTTOMPUMP IT
>>60193797People excited for the revitalized coal industry Trump is announcing now.
>>60193792>just deport all of the Senatorshe's literally not the president if they indict him bro
Someone finally sold kek
>>60193792>HitlerThis nigga is a commie Hitler at least had to win and then pass a law banning elections
>>60193802GIRKIN SAMA SAVE ME
shhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhstop strugglingjust stopshhhh
>>60193804haha that's a good one, lets do that
>>60193787I have a 7 tick NQ chart and three moving averages and the market is mine.
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BOOMERS?!!
EOD PUMP
>>60193792Trump has dementia bro calm down He didnt even care the Republicans lost the supreme court majority in Wisconsin
>>60193802>>60193818in this glorious hour we are all girken
>>60193804This, tell the MAGAtards the banks are collapsing due to tariffs
fuck all of you american retards, have fun living in the pod and sewing new nikes for tyrone
NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840
>>60193829>retiring NOW>having equity exposure
>>60193804total credit union victory
>>60193829total boomer death
>>60193829Pull yourself up by you bootstraps faggot.
>>60193759Today's press conference. I listened live; it was near the end before she started talking about 'beautiful clean coal'.There was a lot of 'we're looking into it and we don't know if it's legal but we'd like to do it but we super-duper-pinky-promise we won't abuse that power definitely' hem-hawwing around it but the point's the same:They are, right now, considering how to blackbag anyone who resists and throw them to El Salvador -- or anywhere, really -- with zero due process, the excuse being 'lel, lmao, well just like appeal your case after we've already thrown you over into a slave mine you still have that right kek'.
the fuck was that pumpdid he give up on the tariffs at the last minute?
>>60193829>20/30 yr olds that still NEETing with parents>voting to obliterate their parent's wealthThey didn't think this through.
>>60193202I truly can not overstate the damage that man did to the world. I war not with the dead, but the one exception. Absolute Rest in Piss faggot. I hate Russians so much.
>>60193874To be fair their parents voted for it too
>>60193829don't boomers overwhelmingly vote red? lmao they deserve it
>>60193874>he still lives at home with mommyIt's really no wonder you can't find a gf anon
>>60193818Anon, he's gone.
>>60193829>2002>2008>2012>2020>2025Boomers don't have any fucking money either.
>>60193909I got out and put shorts on the market and made it through this crash in the black while WFH with mommy and daddy. A gf would just weigh me down.
>>60193813They've already surrendered in advance, bro.
>>60193916It's just a bad dream... things will get better
>>60193873It was a solid point on Nas but not that solid. S2 pivot on 4 hour chart. But that means it was many other things as well.
>>60193505I like how the creators an obvious pedophile but all the fans pretend not to care. Honestly best Anime ever made.
>>60193829Killing yourself is always free :)
>>60193949cope however you want bro, this guy isn't lasting past next year
>>60193892Nope boomers voted blue
>>60193967The bakemonogatari animes are overtly pedophilic, but people just ignore THOSE parts because it's a cool series kek
>>60193892>>60193995Generally this graph is global
>>60193967>not carefuck off hagfucker>>60194048>ignore
>>60193995they fucking didn't
>>60193638It's not as bad as one might think. Russia has been hard at work trying to reduce the importance of oil for government revenue>"In general, we are trying at this time to minimise the influence of oil prices on the budget. Whereas a few years ago this indicator stood at 35%-40%, in 2025 it will dip to 27% and in 2027 to 23%."https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-reducing-share-budget-revenue-gas-oil-minister-says-2024-10-10/
>>60194069I keep hearing the 65+ has gone liberal but I just don’t believe it. Especially as it’s not budging the elections.t. Elder Millennial Neoliberal.
>>60194177If you look at anti Musk protests they are all over 40+ younger generations don't like the left in general
>>60194085Kek
I’m buying soxl like a tranny THATS ITIVE FUCKING HAD ITIVE WATCHED THIS MOTHERFUCKER CRASH TWICE AND TOUCH 60 TWICESAT ON THE SIDELINES LIKE A PUSSYENOUGHIM PUTTING ALL MY SAVING IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND WAITING FOR THE NEXT JUICY 60I DONT CARE ANYMOREquestion for you fags, I’m cool with buying up at 8 but should I dca some of it on the possibility it touches 6 maybe even 5?
>>60194242You should always dollar cost average and accept you are going to get fucked.Welcome to club SOXL sister! I got a 1M order set a 7.50.
>>60194112Exit polls showed the 60+ plus as the only the left wing voting demographic by age
>>60194315I just don’t believe it, both that they are liberal and that 60 yrold aren’t getting there way in elections. The US budget is designed for that all powerful voter base.
>>60193619This is a bot.
>>60194315That's how much power old people have i guess. They can still have a big showing
>>60193091No, this is the pricing in.
>>60193281lmao
>>60194411He's right. Boomers all voted Biden. Gen Z and Gen X all voted Trump. Millenials were a mixed bag, though their support for Trump was up versus his first term, while Boomer support for Trump was down since his first term. Probably because these old fucks were mad we didn't want to be locked down in our houses over a cold to protect their asses 5 years ago. Biden Boomers are reaping their karma on their 401k's right now, payback is a bitch. That's why these lame protests are full of all 70 year old geriatrics.
>>60193431>>60193646The best time for a hot war with china is now, the next best time is tomorrow.
>>60193618Unironically yes, valuations are still retardedly high based on gay numbers.
>>60192984I say gongo, you say:
>>60193120>wealthsimplelmao switch to ibkr so they don't rape you 3% round trip
