Another day another market pump edition>Suicide Hotlines988 (US, Canada, Mexico)Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)>Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg [Embed]>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsPrevious >>60209031
i told you all we were ending 5% green today
AAAAAAAAAA
>the dumpening begins
>>60210018why do giantesses hate trains so much
Bears BTFO
>>60210018Can't wait till Trumps next tweet about how he wants to hang every stock trader so we'll pump 5% more
Why are we green
uh it reversing
dont tell me you fell for the dead cat bounce again anon...
I am never going to make any money, I know the second I sell my inverse the market will tank but if I hold it'll stay up somehow.
>>60210037Are we really gonna forget about yesterday
>PDT restrictionI was just about to buy a put at the top
>>60210041>they actually bought DJT
Buy baby buy!
>full blown retaliation and trade war begins>markets moonWhat is this Talmudic nonsense
This is a great time to buy I’m told. CPL
>>60210018>Zhe bought ze toppe?>Dump eet
YOU DOUBTED THE PLAN /BIZ/, NOW SUFFER THE GREEN
Just stay on the sidelines and wait for the blood, the only way to get fucked is if you short and get liquidated by an orange retard's tweet
HAHAHAHH JUST BE COOL
it wants to dump but they keep defibrillating it
real bear market hours
pls Trump chuds, pls just stop
I wish the US deep state was real so much right now
>>60210018Post more giantess fetish content. Fuck this gay market anyway.
>>60210041101% tariffs on the main trading partner and massive domestic agriculture, big box retail, and small business crisis inbound, oil industry in shambles too. "Great time to buy".
>>60210041What do you call this retardation
Finally. The market doing what its supposed to do and go down. Thank god for logical people like me.
Shoving a dead cat into a clothes dryer and turning that shit on max
>>60210083Or just go all-in on VIX. UVXY, even. If there's one thing you can count on right now it's the market being volatile and retarded.
bulls' unwarranted optimism is so nice to see.
What's pumping? What to buy? What sell
>mfw trump just pump and dumped all his braindead fallowers
>>60210095Kiss /bant/s ring
>>60210083Wait, be in cash, or buy broad market ETFs.the biggest losers in situations like this are options traders and single stock traders
>>60210072great timing
What the fuck is going on? Why is it green today?
>>60210096they got doged
Please post the best memes so I can save them thank you.
>buying you guys are retards lmao
>>60210115trump said to buy
>>60210097no, giantfag is fucking cancerpost toehoes instead
Elon is going all out pumping his stock. He can't let it end like this.
>>60210098While idiots on x are saying 'why can't we do interstate tariffs too', yeah, and I'm fucking hoping nobody in the admin ever fucking sees one of those tweets.
Rally already faltering, down 3% here we come
>>60210115market has been even more retarded at open than usual but usually by 2pm it's doing ok
BE COOL
>they're running out of money to buy trump coin with
>>60210115China sells to us more we sell to them. Tariff war between the two was priced in an expected.
GREAT TIME TO BUY!
>britfag>tethered to the dying rabid dog empire
>>60210130Every day this week you idiots get baited, market is fucked just >>60210083
This pump is absolutely fake. There is no reason that WMT and TGT should both be green. Not to mention that meme stocks like DJT are pumping. SPY tumbling back down as I type this post.
>>60210115>What the fuck is going on? Why is it green today?Minecraft movie/Chicken Jockey, hypoxic retail investors, dagger catching market making bots, schizophrenic quant algos fucking puttees.
>>60210125This
>>60210097what are you even going to do with a girl that big? it's a dumb fetish
>>60210125I have some.
>>60210115Everyone is buying AMC stocks and Gamestop Stocks after the Minecraft movie brought back the Minecraft franchise and sold a billion tickets.What you're seeing now is a classic chicken jockey curve. Prepare to prosper.
Wow they practiced their pump and dump and exit liquidity skills on crypto first now they're doing it to equities lolIf you aren't shorting here you hate money
Double top formed. We gongo down.
>YIELDS SPIKING>CURRENCY WILL DIE>HYPERINFLATIONdon't buy, don't be cool, it's a fucking retard trap
>>60210149I was literally going to buy a put at 503 but fucking PDT restrictions kicked inliterally free money, it's following the same fake pump pattern as yesterdays shitcoin market
>>60210148I shouldn’t say you, but THESE idiots
>>60210156anon not that type of toe hoe
>>60210132>BE COOL
He's gonna increase tariffs if the market keeps pumping on tariffs
>>60210108It makes zero sense. It's like they're just ignoring reality
>>60210018That train she’s eating is nowhere close to the proper scale
I'm so glad I pulled out last month.
We should be -4%, but okay. Same clown shit as yesterday. Are people that fucking retarded? Memory spawn of a goldfish?
>NOOOOO THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE GREENFace it. Everyone expects and cheers on escalation in US/China trade as it means both governments are sending money. The entire drop we have had is because of the tariffs on everyone else, which look to be in the negotiation faze
>>60210181KEKW
>>60210155I think she crushes you or something
Y’all about to get trapped lmao
>>60210191We'll close -2 to -4%. Just give it time to let them get it out of their system.
>>60210175
>>60210191No problem, they will pump right before closing
>>60210192>sending moneySorry what are you fucking talking about
>>60210191Its basically all hopium that Trump stops being retarded (he wont)
winning status?
>>60210187yeah especially after he already did it to them with his shitcoin, shit like this show how irrational the average person is
>>60210122trump said it
>>60210216*spending moneysorry fat fingers
>market down late day two days in a rowBecause we've gotten used to this, it will go down early tomorrow, buy puts for the morning this time
>>60210188Hey wait you’re right
Well? Where's that wednesday dump you predicted and went on and on about?
>trump turned America's economy into a shitcoin, complete with the "BUY NOW" influencer thing, except he does it himselfHuh.
>>60210218Full cash, feeling good
>>60210191the house meeting is ongoingliterally the same pump
I blame Hegel for this.
>>60210190Sold yesterdays shorts when I woke up Yurop time and I'm really glad I did. Another day if this volatility would have shaved another year of my life. Now I can just laugh at the clown show.
>>60210156>>60210205I swear there was a feet psy-op the last two weeks or something. I love it.
>whiners and faggots upset the market is healing on newsyou all are just whiners and faggots who will complain no matter the state of the market. Go read a book and learn something
>Trump tariffs China>China tariffs Trump>does FDI in Global South and Russia to replace (largely simple) American imports>FDI conditional on buying Chinese>China restores balance of trade at favorable prices and similar quality and does not lose value>Trump doesn't do FDI anywhere else to replace what it lost from China because that's not kosher>Trump builds inefficient and horribly expensive factories domestically to build machine parts with crap quality>Trump loses valueTrump lost.
This thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I just got my asshole eaten by a fat chicken I met on tinder.
>>60210229Bobo meant tomorrow Tomorrow he'll say tomorrow
>>60210242what fucking news schizo
>TARIFFS UP BY 20 GORILLION>WALL STREET NUKED>*market pumps*
>>60210181>PUT THE SOXL IN THE BAG
>>60210115there's been nothing but bad news so--there are no more sellers left to sell. that's the only thing i can come up with.
>>60210225Government spending money that used to be privately spent is not good for market valuations>t Europoor
dump it
>>60210242WHAT FUCKING NEWS?
>>60210235Got a link to video?
what if we made america into 90s russia it was so based and trad, kids selling their bodies for a piece of bread instead of it being only a billionaire's privilege
Pulled out all of my stuff and going to suicide in £20 to see if I can make chump change :)))))
dead cat bounce in the opening rn?i think of loading on some TSLA puts soon
>>60210237Yeah at this point it's really all I'm doing. If I have to reinvest it'll be in ETFs that DON'T behave like some Malaysian memecoin.
>>60210242>+0.5% at best>Healing
>>60210242>the market is healingFuck you on
>nobody noticing crude oil slowly falling into the abyss
>>60210262https://www.reuters.com/world/trump-tariffs-live-markets-selloff-us-reciprocal-tariffs-kick-2025-04-09/seeing it here
This market is gay and shits all retarded
holy fuck man it wants to die so bad but they just wont fucking let it
>>60210246Based
>/biz/ permabears getting HEEMED STINKY ITT and lashing out like women No crying in the casino! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OK im officially panican
>>60210263Yuro detected Kys
>>60210263That litterally won't happen because elites have nowhere else to go. China wants THEIR elites, not to integrate, and Europe is spent
The world economy dying is important for the future of humanity, because we need a bunch of people to die off in order to keep things sustainable. The georgia guidestones were pretty based actually
>>60210275Don't see any video there, or any mention of the House.
>>60210229give it 30 minutes
>every time it drops for more than 2 candles at a time, someone pumps itKek what the fuck even is going on anymore
>>60210281you'd look a lot more smug if SPX wasn't under 5000 right now
>US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: Trump has maximum negotiating leverage right here, right now. I think it would be a mistake to think otherwise. Many of our trading partners have not escalated, and they will get priority in the queue. I think it was a big mistake, this Chinese escalation.>Many of our trading partners have not escalateddont worry guys, we still got zimbabwe, rwanda, moldova and el salvador!!
>>60210292it's pinned on the top
BULL TRAP 2 DAYS IN A ROW THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY
>>60210289NEVER 4GET
>>60210285youre european ivan actually youre asian now go get conscripted
>>60210281I’m chillin. Only down 5% rn
Dow is red. It's Joever.
Pump and dumping half the country
>>60210298manipulation, buddy
https://youtu.be/Iy5BJTOKjSkActual link for Greer in the House
>>60210263We should look into training pigeons…
>>60210302Canada and Europe don't matter, Japan and Mexico do
>>60210311dow is green. now its red. wait its green again. hold on its neutral. ok green. wait its red again. now its
Which stock is not a shitcoin atm?
>>60210271OPEC announced production increases, no shit oil is dumping. Keep crying about it t-slur. Cheap energy is going to moon the markets.
>>60210191You got greedy, Bobo
SNIB SNAB HERE COMES THE CRAB
>>60210329Rheinmetall, good time to buy in since it's a 5 day low.
>>60210260https://x.com/noahpasaran/status/1909292898388263182
THE DOW IS GREEN! WE'RE SO BACK BABY!
>>60210324>Canada and Europe don't matter
>>60210332>>60210271>NOOO GAS WILL BE CHEAP!!Wall Street lost, market street won
>>60210329I'm putting it all on nintendo Y stocks. Switch 2 WILL be a success, it doesn't matter if it costs a thousand dollars.
We're still in crab mode?
>>60210259sorry sir we dumped all we have on monday
>>60210321>All his examples of unfair tariffs are agricultureHas US literally turned into a plantation?
>>60210355Bigtime
>>60210041>Be coolT-bill chillers this is our signal.
>>60210302If they really thought it was a mistake they wouldn't be bitching about it. In reality, they are quite sour.
>>60210332Its also going to fuck US oil production.
10 MINUTES UNTIL DUMPARE YOU READY
>>60210346>Canadian or European thinking they matterAgain, Mexico matters because they want to be China taco edition, and Japan matters because I want to have sex with their women and so does most red blooded Americans
To think, just one tweet that's slightly positive about the tariffs will send this market to the moon
>>60210361It's because agriculture is the last industry we still have. Not even kidding.
We're seeing levels of idiocy I didn't think were possible.
Today it will end redScreencap this
>>60210355Everything returns to snib
>>60210187>>60210219its priced in
>>60210309>immediately calls me IvanBack to /k/ you obsessed nigger
Accept his superiority
>>60210361No one buys american cars and what else is there apart from agriculture
The head mod for this site is genuinely one handshake away from bibi netandyahoo
>>60210332>crying You misspelled buying.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WON'T STOP GOING UP I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE WINNING
Man I love these cool Spring mornings, don't you?
>>60210380It will end exactly at zero
>>60210361Our local produce and meat is one of the last things we even make as a country
I refuse to accept that American government is this stupid, there must be a deeper reason and I can't fucking see what it is
wat
>>60210347
>>60210377It was the first industry we had. We are going back to fundamentals of Agriculture, Precious Metals, and local entertainment. This is a 19th century renaissance.
>>60210384you dont even have money to spend, go spend your inflated rubles to buy bread lil bro. This is an american website
>>60210406These senators are fucking morons who just want to hear themselves talk
>>60210406Trump is a Russian asset and he's destabilizing NATO on purpose.The real question is why everyone seems to be just letting him do that.
>>60210410made for maledom
>>60210377>>60210388>>60210401Grim. This shit + debt is reminding me of Spain and the rest of South Europe.
Everything becoming 20-104% more expensive is apparently bullish.You learn new things every day!
>>60210422Ukraine lost
>>60210412Shut the fuck up you don't even know what you're talking about saying stupid shit like that you dumb nigger
>>60210406A neurotic manchild with a massive ego is at the helm, what other reason do you possibly need?
>>60210429>Trump is RussiaI didn't realize I time travelled back to 2016
>>60210442or maybe the propaganda is bullshit
Kek they're trying to hit the brakes desperately every time they see red.
>>60210412Wtf
the market pumps because how else am i gonna be able to afford shit now if my stocks arent in the green
>>60210406There are strategic reasons for the tariffs, but no one wants to talk about them when it's easier to just say "retard" over and over.
>>60210410Hot
>>60210423I spent my whole life under the illusion that adults were in charge. Feels like I've finally woken up and feeling very very bearish.
>>60210451Yes, the propaganda about the existence of tariffs that our government has said they put in place. Yes.
5 more hours...
>>60210438US has much stronger service economy
>>60210447SEETHE AND DILATE>>60210451this
THE DOW IS RED AGAIN EVERYONE PANICWait no it's back green again before the post even posted.EVERYONE CELEBRATE
>>60210442>REEEEE CHINA MAKES EVERYTHINGget your head out of 2005 anon, they moved alot of shit over already. At most things other than cars will be 5-10% more expensive after gas crash
I swear to god if today the S&P500 ends in the green because of a BLUMPF post I am going to lose my shit.
>>60210459the “strategic” reason is to get rid of any trade deficitsthat is a retarded reason
>>60210429Because it’s a country by the people for the people, but the people are retarded
>"We are witnessing a simultaneous collapse in the price of all US assets including equities, the dollar versus alternative reserve FX and the bond market. We are entering unchartered territory in the global financial system" - Deutsche Bank
>>60210347>Wall Street lost, market street wonthird world moment
>spiking to 5015 from 4990 is totally organic market movement chud
>>60210443But enough about your dreams
i tried meming some shit about trump glad to see anons are picking it up
This is some bipolar shit
>the opposite of what is expected happenssurely you all can make money off of this
tarrifs are priced in we only go up from here
Is line has to up from retards thinking we're at the bottom the only thing keeping the market afloat?
>>60210477It's not because of Trump, it's a normal bear market shit. It's not going to fall 5% every day.
>>60210406Trump is only doing this so world leaders kiss his ass over the phone. Actually making deals is not what he wants to doHe just wants suffering
>>60210406>In a republic, the government is run by representatives that are elected by the people>The people are retarded>The representatives they pick are then retarded>The government is then run by retards
>>60210499house meeting is pumping like senate meeting pumped
>dead cat keep bouncing>volatility keeps going downWhat does this indicate? Running out of suckers?
I'm financially bored. I was hoping for another generational buying opportunity like big tech was in 2022. Was this seriously it? All the panic in the media, the VIX at 50+, greed and fear index at extreme fear levels not seen since covid and all we got was a 15% correction in the S&P and a 20 something % correction in the Nasdaq?
>>60210478yeah imagine basing your formula on literally x-m/(e)(made up passthru factor)mwhen the US is the global currency and gets insane FDIpeople are so goddamn stupid
I genuinely wonder what people who are buying AAPL right now are thinking
>>60210492Nigga no one cares that you like dudes and women keep that shit to yourself fag
>>60210477Would be funny since you know he'll take credit for it.
>>60210321This is painful to listen to. Scamster talking in circles and non answers being questioned by barely present geriatric
>>60210501Trump wonDeal with it
Markets rallying when the trade war escalates will only reinforce Trumps beliefs lol
NVDA is up 15% since Monday morning.If you bought at market open Monday morning then you'd be up 15%
>>60210406I guess rally everyone against china is the new 5d masterplan
>>60210492WHAT DO YOU MEAN BI/POL/AR?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYTHING IS FINE
>>60210459>There are strategic reasons for the tariffsYou don't implement this shit in one day, you need to invest in domestic manufacturing for decade or so, primely into manufacturing factory equipment. But THIS? This is retarded.
I think botting should be made illegal.
>>60210406Two weeks ago I sat there thinking why are people still buying mutt govt bonds? What the fuck is '''''''''safe''''''''' about that. Now everybody thinks that.
>buy the dip bro>greatest generational wealth transfer>get in get in get inbut we're not at the floor yet
>>60210482>we lost all your money
>>60210509News broke, it's normal. Everyone has take their positions for the most part, now they are waiting for the first results from the tariffs. Unemployment report might also make a big move.
>>60210533Butlerian jihad imminent
>>60210533But they're most of the good posters
>pumps getting limperRunning out of steam
>>60210509Ah yes the classic Stock Yoyo maneuver. Basically the stocks go up and down like a Toyota. Quite a common pattern. And indicates that we should all invest in agriculture.
can the free market just die already? I'm tired of waiting
>>60210406Trump's entire existence is based on lining his pockets with as little effort as possible, including selling out friends and family as needed. If you think he wouldn't burn down an entire country because some despot in Asia promised him a golden parachute if he did so, you're wrong.
>>60210509The market is being floated almost exclusively by retards with money
it going red
This is the people killing your puts
who pumped tesla
placed order my first ever puts lads, let's see if it fills
>>60210098Don’t forget bonds posing a real risk.
>>60210535It's hard giving up a 4% return for safe 2% German bonds
We're red again everyone panic!
This is the kind of retard who's buying right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCK14ihHA44
>>60210554We are up 15%
>>60210429But he's just retarded though and then the democrats in their infinite wisdom decided to fuck with him which causes him to snap
>>60210538People keep saying news broke, what news that suggests we're headed to anything but disaster?
>>60210482>DBIronic as these retarded cunts are the only people who would lend Mongo anything after he fucked every other bank. So it's partly their fault.
>>60210562too many people are shorting, it has to go up
>>60210570Ess and Pee is still up today. Who is the idiot now
>>60210538>>60210546>>60210557Okay so maybe actually a good time for a short
>>60210555>Trump's entire existence is based on lining his pockets with as little effort as possibleWhy would he care about making more money when he soon will be dead? I'd say people in this age would care more about legacy to leave behind.
>>60210562Actual NPC
>democrats lost to this baboon>TWICE>almost lost a third
>>60210562>but how do we get charged a tariff surcharge for purchasing a foreign made item?what the fuck does he think tariffs are?
It went red and green again but the gag got old
>>60210562he's just larping, too
>>60210587>/smg/ shorting the bottomnever change!
>every time it gets close to red an inorganic pump happens
>>60210572you didn't buy into some jewish pilpul you must be an ORANGE RETARD
>>60210570Lmao
>>60210586We're really going with Panican? We're keeping that?
>>60210592They ran two of the most unlikable women in politics
>>60210236Based
>>60210341Tweets are not news you ape brained retard.
>>60210510It's still all based on feels, wait for the next weeks and for the tariffs to grind down trade
>>60210588>>60210555About that
Bases crabs. But how can you win from being a crab? Or do you just crab and take it easy? You don't win but you don't lose? Crab
>>60210588Yeah, like the other boomers who care about their legacy, which is why they're all taking reverse mortgages and blowing through their kids' inheritances.
The delusional devotion of the MAGAtards is the only thing keeping the prices up. Jesus Christ these retards all need to lose their fucking votes
>>60210586clearly buying time imo, hoping people give in and negotiate in the meantime
>>60210573Nothing. But people have absorbed and adjusted to the initial shock. The market moves (day to day) on people's fears and reactions, not to rational foresight
oh thats why it wont drop
>>60210605The Republican party will be replaced with the ludicrously wealthy panican party in 4 years
>>60210605they’re NPCs, trump said it so it’s the new word
>>60210263>>60210285I hate Slavs so much it’s unreal
>>60210617i guess you do scalps and channel trade
>>60210587I've been making shit up all thread you stupid retard it's not good for anything I hope you get bone cancer.
>>60210572What's more believable, that Trump just happened to accidentally further the agenda of our enemies and that their entire intelligence budget for the last 30 years was completely one-upped by a mutant cheeto, or that they finally got a man on the inside?
>>60210586AS IT WAS FORETOLD
>>60210570>>60210601that cajun swamp nigger made me lose 10k on tatoochefI was wet behind the ears just entering the market for my first time
>>60210630CRAMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>60210626May I ask, are you mad because you're u have puts?
>>60210597
>>60210630Motherfucker
>>60210626>the deliction devotion of these mentally ill faggots is the only thing holding the market back. Jesus Christ, these retards all need to lose their fucking lives
>>60210570>this dude is still aroundholy fucking kek I remember watching him get clowned on by meetkevin of all people 4 years ago
>>60210600>Gets told factory jobs just suck to work at and didn't get enough pay vs office and service jobs >doesn't believe itHe's retarded stop pretending he isn't
>>60210605Established canon now.
Another victory over the panicans.
>>60210639No shit you autistic retard, I’m not going long on agriculture
>another bull trapit's getting tiresome ngl
>>60210630>article literally does not cite a source>is the only article claiming itJesus this shit should be illegal. Oh wait, it is.
Not super sweating it cause my puts expire next week but watching this market is getting exhausting lol
>>60210640Top one because he's a retarded boomer
>>60210656yes the jewish guy was telling the truth, and there were not other considerations, and trump was not just brushing off his jewish advice
>>60210670>SPXS shorts expire in May
DOW IS AT 200 POINTS EXTRA! SLURPING WINS AGAIN! STOP THE COUNT!
Calling it now this shit is crashing 30% tomorrow or friday and trillions will be liquidated
>>60210667Almost like it is>fake news
I'm loading up on Gold ETFs while I wait for reality to sink in, let the miggers play with their meme stocks.
Fuck tesla manipulators bet its elons nerfd ass. We already saw he has no life during the poe2 incident
>yes or no>never says yes or no
>>60210670I'm up to half a mil in inverse etfs. This market will make or break me.
>>60210697>how come the company that was manipulated is going back up to its organic price?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEETHE AND DILATE ASSHOLE
>>60210689If you're wrong you have to tuck your weiner between your legs like a girl and send us all a pic
TSLA +5% fucking WHY??!?!
>>60210721Hot
What the fuck is a Panican
>>60210510>Amazon costs doubled>Bonds rising fast presenting a clear and real danger>All allies alienated and buying localLooks so, just a big nothing burger.
>down 45% on my putsSTOP THE COUNT
>>60210570Why are people like you so afreaid of buying when the markets are down and you get actually good prices on stocks?
>>60210689>Black M̶o̶n̶d̶a̶y̶ T̶u̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶ W̶e̶d̶n̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶ ThursdayLmao. Cope.
400% tariffs on china
>>60210697I just realized Elon is the biggest baggie in the world>>60210714>organic pricedo you even know what P/E is?
>>60210735It's short for Panama American. Basically people who are Americans but use Panama to avoid paying taxes on their stock. They want the DOW to crash so they can transfer it back to Panamanian dollars and make bank. The classic Panican gambit.
>>60210729Because, like always, your perspective of the world doesn't match the reality of the situation
>>60210745Prices right now are anything but good.>b-but muh P/E is nice nowyeah if you only look at the P while discarding the E
Has the S&P ever been this fucking volatile?
>>60210750fuck it, go over 1kWE MUST HAVE BIGGER NUMBERS!!
>>60210750>400% tarifsjust stop trading entirely at that point
>>60210750Jesus Christ what the fuck lol
>>60210533I will never forgive Russians and Chinese for what they unleashed.
>>60210750just embargo then
>>60210729same reason apple is up 3% on news that importing will now cost them double
>*US WEIGHS FARMER BAILOUT AS CHINA RETALIATION THREATENS EXPORTSBAILOUTS ALREADY
>>60210729Because it's just a roundabout way to invest in SpaceX which is gonna get a lot more contracts thanks to Trump's hate boner towards China.
>>60210644You sound retarded, deserved
>>60210751>/smg/ wants to NOW talk fundamentalstopkek
>>60210663I just had to cancel an anime figureMy hobbys are dying :(
>>60210750any tariffs above 50% is pointlesss
this kelly guy is kind of a retard i think.
>SP going downWatch as it pumps 15 points in 3 minutes lol
>>60210745I am buying stocks, but not American ones. Mostly STOXX600 and iShares China ETFs. The US is run by a clown and even if it weren't, its stocks are still overvalued, even after this 20% correction.
>>60210769Covid was more insane, it also had spikes up while the global economy was collapsing
>>60210750that man isn't even american. makes this whole image even funnier
What the fuck is this retard talking about, the US was 3 years late to join both world wars.
>>60210630this convinced me to sell off my NVDQ
>>60210801Bigtime
>>60210799PURCHASE AMERICAN MADE ANIME FIGURES
>>60210799Oh no not your plastic Chinese funko pop. Grow up retard.
Panicans report in.What's our predictions for today?
i didnt get my puts in time...
>>60210818Collecting things is fun :(
>>60210828Crab before baby bear
>>60210729Because europe is gonna buy teslas or something.
>>60210808This is genuinely deranged propaganda, I’ve never heard a politician from any other country talk to himself like this
>>60210840collect silver and gold
I should have went all in on LABD, holy shit
>>60210828Line sometimes go up, sometimes go down
>>60210828-2 and everyone and Maj7 being generally positive thanks to MAGA being told to buy in by Donald Trump
Haha the instant it hits under 5k they pump it. This is the fakest shit I've ever seen.
>>60210840Start collecting stamps like boomers
I'm nervous about my degen puts because it takes one slightly positive tweet for this market to completely poomp
>>60210828end in red, tomorrow open in green then end in redmarket manipulation in full forcecrabe market it iswatch from the sidelines
>>60210785With what tax revenue
>>60210829what? nothing changed
>>602107692008 was totally fucking nuts. I gave up scalping the YM (dow) because the smallest stop worth putting into the market was 30 points.
>nobody cares about stocksnobody tell this guy about 401ks
>>60210845Jewish hands typed this
the crab is too obvious it will stay red this time
>>60210846THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! LETS GOOOOOOO>SOMEONE WITH SKIN IN THE GAME
>>60210799you don’t need stuff
The stocks are pumping, China needs more tariffs.
this is actually remarkable, you can clearly make out whenever the seeker in his head has to scan the next sector.
>>60210818Enjoying anime is more mature than watching sportsball, drinking or whatever stupid thing you do in your spare time, normalfag.
>>60210851They are torturing the cat even more than yesterday, it's ridiculous. Just fucking let it die. Jesus, exact same configuration.
>>60210861Don’t careTrump won
>>60210880I want to molest this cutie
>>60210858top is in
>>60210804Why on earth would you buy China and EU stocks when they are the ones who will lose the most from this whole tariff situations?
>>60210846Good enough to screenshot..
>>60210863OY VEY! >stop poisoning the well
>>60210706I’m down half a mil from bullish ETFs, can I have my money back please?
crab for the next 4 hours then its gonna shit itself
>>60210018>The market thinks Trump is going to start handing out tariff exemptionsLMAO
>>60210885Wrong, they will revive the cat, just you wait.
holy shit the muni bonds lmao
>>60210854That's what I keep seeing too, morning pump followed by big dump.
>>60210902I JUST BOUGHT BULLISH ETFs
>>60210894>they are the ones who will lose the most from this whole tariff situationsBecause they're not.
>>60210880It was, until you you defended it out loud
why is this guy so delusional
>>60210913Huh?
>WE HAVE BEEN SO GENEROUS WEVE SAVED THE WORLD NINE TIMES AND OUR ONLY REWARD IS BEING THE RICHEST COUNTRY ON EARTHAs long as this guy keeps talking the markets will ignore all fundamentals, I actually think burger willpower is nearly indestructible
>>60210880>anime>maturethe state of you fags
Been a wild ride so far this week
>>60210895you raise a fair point, thanks for reminding me to stay sane
>>60210924It's biden's fault.
>>60210924american exceptionalism
>>60210750Why not 6 million%?
>>60210852Less fun to jerk off on stamps
>>60210920Companies that rely on selling their products to the US as one of their biggest markets will not lose revenue from massive tarrifs on sales to the US?
>>60210936That is some impressive strategy! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BIDEN RECESSION UP!
>>60210936this ride is not for the faint of hearthbullish on pacemakers
>>60210913>know for being a very stable assetLel
>>60210894>China and EU will lose the most>VW group already annocued they are halting new orders in the US>You just blew up your own supply lines This Africa you literally just sent yourself back to the 3rd world
>>60210298Tourist faggot
My contacts in the white house say Trump is going to an an unscheduled cabinet meeting. Don't know what it's about.
>>60210936I'd cash out those gains if I were you.
>>60210949No lol, all that cost is gonna be paid by the consooomer
>>60210774I'm pretty sure all direct trade ends before it even hits 30%.
>>60210936same graph gang
>>60210933Until the earnings reports and layoffs show up.
>>60210750
it's another vibecession
>>60210966It will take longer than this for anything to show
>>60210960I’ve only got 1k left in puts so even if I get completely and utterly wiped out I’ll have made a little walking around money.
This is the S&P500 right now
>>60210965FUCK YEAH! THIS IS WHAT /SMG/ IS ABOUT! POSTING OUR GAINS
>>60210298>Trump told his base to buy>Desperate traders assume the company is important enough to get a exemption
>>60210018I was away guys, what did I miss?Oh, it's you, Mr Snibs....
>>60210966>layoffsbullishtourist faggot
How can people listen to anyone in this administration and come away with the impression that now is a good time to buy
>>60210959Mine says it's about importing more pajeets
>>6021099091% of MAGA agrees with him.
>>60210959Bomb left by a table leg?
>>60210965Mi hermano If I had held my puts from Wednesday into last Friday I woulda made 20k so I’m still kicking myself over that lol
>>60210975I know, I'm not in a rush.
>>60210956What exactly do you think is going to happen to VW revenue when they are cutting half their orders to the US? Do you think up until now they've been selling their cars to the US out of the goodness of their heart?
i figured out a way we can all make our money back
>>60210959Iran related
Why the fuck is it going green? I thought investors are smarter than this orange retard.
>>60210997Not a cult btw
>>60210994>>60210959I told both of you these things in confidence. Know I have to upend the plans
>>60210969He was going to be the Trump of Canada till he drunk drove a boat into a person killing them. Killed his political ambitions.
>>60210959I chose to believe you
>>60211000Based full house digits, I hope our factories are touching after buying the bottom [gay]
>>60210961the consumer won't pay those prices and revenue for those companies will go down as they will lose US customers.
>>60210988It's bullish on a tight labor market retard, not if the scale of it signals full blown recession.
>>60210959Iran and probably due to the fact 100s of companies are demanding tariff exemptions
>>60210984>trump fanboys volounteering as baggieshow cute and adorable
>>60210990the market yearns for bloodthe morons needs to be sacrificed by holding baggies so the rich can exit before the dumpthus is the law
>>60211022>Americans will stop consumingthis is the worst take from /smg/ so far. Holy shit
Ah, see? There we go.
>>60211005>surely X company or Y sector will get an exemption >surely he will start making deals with countries
DO SOMETHING DAMMIT
shhh shhhhhstop strugglingstop strugglingshhhhwe're going back down
BLACK WEDNESDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60211033It’s just because a tariffs bad guy is talking, when it’s a tariffs good guy it’ll green
sex with red candles
THE PANICANS REGAINED CONTROLTRUMP SAMA TWEET AGAIN
>>60211039This image never ceases to make me cackle
>>60211025>>60210984>80% of Aemrica is Trumps baseyou all know you are the minority and utterly useless to the rest of us?
>>60210990>>60210997Social media has brainwashed us. We all now see what we want to see. Reality literally doesn’t matter.
DUMP IT ALL
>>60210666>it's getting tiresomeWelcome to the bear market. Get ready for another year or two of this.
DUMP YOU SHITS
Here we go it’s dumping boys, get those puts ready
oh wow, a -0.7% sale on stocksthis is an amazing time to buy
>>60210890>I may be dirt poor and foraging for leaves out of my MAGA hat, but at least there ain’t no blacks in the White House!
>>60210666Really? I think it gets funnier every time
New bread for diving time!
dump it.
>>60211031I didn't say that, you don't listen to anything I'm saying and you just see what you want to see. Enjoy your China and EU stocks I guess, I hope it will work out for you.
Really doing the same thing as yesterday huh, so glad I've almost met my goal for this shit market
you didn't fall for this obvious shitcoin pump&dump scheme /biz/, did you?
>>60211050It’s not a popularity contest, there is a real place that the line should be and it will get there with or without activism
>>60210297damn, 5 minutes off
>-0.69%nice
>>60211050Trump wonDemocrats lost
>stock keeps bumping as soon as any decline happensthis is just proving the whole thing is fake right? like its so obvious theres market manipulation
>>60211033Finally
It do go down
>>60210990I guess people just waiting for them to drop the tariffs.
now it crash
is it pronounced "panny-cans" or "pan-e-shans"?
>>60211056All I see are democrats flip flopping on ideals and values.
what is this pattern called?
>>60210666nah, this is free as fuck money on puts.bought 7 DJT $17 puts an hour ago
>>60211050>80%More like 176589286%You retards are just so fucking dumb kek. Enjoy getting fleeced and don't forget to keep cheering for the guy fleecing you.
>>60211101The "lol" "lmao even"
>>60211101Gys being goys
>>60211101Shitcoin casino.
Whole market turned into shitcoin
>>60211101make a literal shitcoin out of american stock market
>>60211101>if we don't pretend everything is fine we're literally all going to dieI believe it was popular in the society union.
>>60211101The Trump and Dump
>>60211101it's an "M"for "MAGA"
>>60211091Wat?
we are dumping my basterds
>>60211087Market went up, bought cheaper shortsNow I'll have the hottest pants in town
>>60210990Probably fund managers who see Trump's wishy washy approach to Canada and Mexico and think that they have easy gains if they buy in now and Trump drops all the tariffs in a week.
We will pump right before closing, no problems
>>60211087>dow jones now trade like a shitcoinwe're in hell
>>60211128Have sex
>>60211099Panic Ann
WAGIE WAGIE
>flooding my country with indians to own the libs
>>60211101Two in the pink one in the stink
>>60211141Do you seriously believe this?
>>60211150>>60211150>>60211150new bread
>>60211152It was like that yesterday
>>60211152We did yesterday. The cope doesn't seem to have run out yet.
>DeMark 9/5 sequencer pinning every turn on NQ 15 minute candles againscary but I think I'm going to be rich
>>60211145I don’t like my nose that close to the anus
>>60211101It's the Do not cry in the casino pattern
Two Americans are standing in line waiting to pay tariffs on important products they ordered. One of the Americans finally snaps.“I’ve had it up to HERE! The volatility in the stock market, the rising cost of living, and now I wait for the ‘privilege’ of paying these exorbitant taxes! I’m going to go kill that Orange FAGGOT!”The American storms off, while the other nervously waits in line.An hour passes, and the other American comes back to the line.“What happened?”He dejectedly shrugged. “The line to kill Trump was longer.”
>>60211149/ptg/bros... our response?..
>>60211101He bought?
Tbdesu, I'd buy alibaba at 50. Do you guys think it'll go that low?
>>60211101It's a Bart (Simpson). Do you even /crypto/?
>>60211015He wasn't even driving it at the time.
>driving>a boatthe state of /biz/
>>60211149Yeah, it's always like that with lying politicians.
>>60211111checked
>>60211365>lying politicians.a fine tautology if i've ever seen one
>>60210990Nobody takes what trump says at his word. They assume he's just trolling but he actually believes and wants to do all the crazy shit he says.
>>60211050Here's the thing anon, and mind you I'm going to be working with 2020 numbers, so this is just a little out of date, but it's the closest metric I have,258,000,000 adults in America, less around 19,000,000 felons means around 239,000,000 eligible voters.Take into consideration that parties use non-voters strategically in a two party system, ESPECIALLY in the American system, and that goes triple in this polarized climate where many people hate Trump. Someone who does not vote AGAINST Trump, is tacitly supporting his administration whether they accept this fact or not.Alright, so grabbing a statistic I found from usnews, around 90 million did not vote, add 90,000,000 to Trump's 77,300,000 voters, and you can get an approximation of all the people that Trump has to keep happy. You basically can't win over the other team anymore, so you have to win over your voters and not disturb non-voters so much that they vote against you.So 90+77.3 (millions) =167,300,000167,300,000 people Trump has to keep happy / 239,000,000 eligible voters167,300,000/239,000,000 = 70%So while 80% might be a little lofty, it's not actually exceptionally far off.
