golden bull run edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsprev>>60218275
https://x.com/Katie___Simpson/status/1910058201308942598
What's the new bear thesis you guys are cooking up?
BIG MEDICINE is still coming
ARE WE GREEN TOMORROW OR NOTHURRY
>amazon is the biggest peddler of chinkshit and dropshipping>pumps crazy hard even though tariffs just increasedmake it make sense
dubs decide when the next crash will be
>>60219313So what will happen if bonds explode due to China selling how quickly will Trump cuck ?
i lost all my gains from the past week today
What if this whole thing is a plan to isolate Canada by making sure that they are the only people who are shown with "retaliatory" tariffs so the US can manufacture consent of their population against them?
i did some incredibly stupid trades right now, like really, retarded trades. i am either going to learn real pain (presumably) or im getting a good money.
>>6021935890 days
>*TRUMP: JAMIE DIMON SAID SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONElol, apparently this is a live snapshot to an oligarch talk then
>>60219349>>60219351(sonic is agreeing with me on this one)
>>60219342Boooooo. I wanted him to fuck over canada
>WAAAAAAAAAH IDS NOT FAIR DRUMPF WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH EVERYTHING IT WAS HER TURNDilate you fucking faggots
rank your least favourite nigger in the trump administration?1. this whore2. desu vult schizo3. navarro4. vance
up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down
>>60219324Amazon makes most of its money on web hosting, the retail side isn't that important. Which is fucking wild when you consider they charge merchants around 50% fees.
>>60219358Tomorrow
>>60219342>Tariff American cars>no 10 percentKEKED AND RUGGED
>>60219358one min before market close
>>60219358trump will quadruple down on tariffs actually (for real this time)
I FUCKING HATE THAT ORANGE NIGGER!
>DOW SURGES 3,000 POINTS AFTER TRUMP’S TARIFF REVERSALCNBC goin all caps again
Why?
HE'S TALKING
>>60219388Navvarro at least Vance brought my main problems with the EU being hypocrites and pretending some sort of superiority
>>60219365How will this help me get an anime girl wife?
>Never invested on my own before>Monday morning, decide to get in on the tariff craziness>Buy 5 shares of Apple>Now I'm up $90 :)Unironically, what should I be thinking now? Is it always this easy and fun? Should I quit while I'm ahead?
are we getting a late dump
i call him "origami donnie" 'cause all he does is fold. nigger's star sign is crane.
>>60219411see >>60219342
>>60219404Orange ID. Trumped
>>60219074You're not the guy I asked but hey me too. Somehow doubt things will drop enough to return green but hopeful enough to not take this loss now. What do we have between now and then? Inflation reports tomorrow, bank earnings Friday (JPM, Wells Fargo, Blackrock) and Tuesday (BofA, Citi, Morgan Stanley), and tax day Tuesday; anything else? Besides tweets?
>Self-made millionaire>Has a family, a loyal husband and a kid>Work is extremely important and fulfillingAll this at 27 years old.She's winning at life bros
>>60219411He cucked >>60219342 already
I'm kinda new to all this shit. How do i invest in Japan and Chyna shit easily as a europoor ?
There is no medicine
>>60219429Hey bobo, I know things are grim, but don't worry.You have options. You can always kill yourself.
>ctrl-f>(you)>"Phrase not found"
>>60219459What do you mean no medicine?
>>60219358next Monday
>>60219447>Self-made
>>60219425do you care about potentially losing that 90$ + initial investment? Cash out now and enjoy your free moneyif you don't, feel free to become a retard like the rest of us
>>60219447Too bad she has a regrettable demeanor and equally rancid visage. And orange balls in her mouth.
>>60219465i ain't playing in this market lmao. i cashed out for now.
Im holding my spy calls until 600
>ISREAL
>>60219447I knew I'd seen her before.
>>60219342Wait do they still have the original 25% or are canada and mexico back to 0% now?
>>60219351Pharmaceutical tariffs are still coming. Euphoric people probably forgot about that too
>>60219358tomorrow.
>>60219447>ugly bogged golddigger freak who sells her sovl out to cheerlead for a circusi have some dignity left, no thanks
DING DING DING DING DINGhow did you do today?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>602193583 minutes after I finish my hamburger
>>60219342I'm throwing another stack on VOO at this point. I'm up 50% for the day and only down 1% YTD. I'm gonna make it so God damn hard bros.
so basically Trump wants american goyslop in most of the world and is attacking chinese manufacturingfor a lot of companies more or less buisness as usual some face heavy issueshow do we profit from all this biz
>>60219457Why the fuck would you want to invest into China NOW?
>>60219497time to short novo
>>60219493Both have zero
>>60219447
TSLA $300 EOWRHEINMETALL 1500€ EOW
>>60219358Friday
>>60219425Imagine if you bought 500 shares of apple. You'd be looking at a free $9000. And it's all possible with leverage.
>>60219342Trump confirmed biggest cuck in history.good I guess. I don't want a recession.
>>60219411>>60219342Which one is correct?
>>60219425>Is it always this easy and fun?Even more once you start trading options. >>60219358May 8th, the same day Vance starts serving as acting president.
Isn't China the important one? These tariff pauses won't do anything.
>>60219428i'm feeling euphoric, which traditionally means i'm about to get fucked. sold. if it's a bad call, oh well. can't win em all.
>>60219342this whole tariff shit is over it was solely about China
>>60219358Whenever Chinese inventory problems catch on
>>60219358next monday
>>60219506>>60219507>simultaneous DINGhuge bull signal+5.96%
>>60219355BIG GREEN MORE GREEN THAN TODAY
>>60219457You can't effectively invest in China as retail. Period.
>>60219513"buy low, sell high" -Gung Guo
>>60219431Where are you getting that info from?The 25% original ones were never removed
>>60219506>>60219507+18k, not terrible, not great
>>60219359>the bond market right now is beautifulHe has no clue what bonds are, does he?>>60219358Next tuesday
>>60219507+3,385 (6.81%)I closed out shorts for a loss, but I'm getting saved by my SOXL/SPY slurp.
>>60219342Are Canada back down to 0?Holy fuck Carney won lol dude is riding this high to the easiest win ever
>>60219358Aprill 23
>>60219506>>60219507I don't wanna talk about it.
>>60219538it's basically the different between a recession vs. closer to a depression in terms of severity assuming nothing changed besides this (lmao)
>>60219564Apparently not? >>60219411
>>60219358never again
>>60219511>How do we profit You don't unless it's American gas and oil but shale is nearly completely unprofitable
>>60219506>>60219507> -$15,747.07 (-7.71%)bad
>>60219313DING DING DING DING how did everyone do today?I pivoted quickly from inverse leveraged funds to leveraged funds and some TQQQ calls
>>60219486I don't need the $90, but obviously I don't want to lose it. I just don't know if it's always this simple to cash out while you're ahead
>0 tariffs>Everyone happy, accept it>Trump springs insane demand on them>Everyone freaks out, unhappy>Trump "reduces" it to "just" 10%>Everyone relieved, accept itHe literally does this exact fucking thing every damn time. How the fuck does it work EVERY time?
>>60219506>>60219507I realized a big loss at -19k and planning to make it back by shorting, wish me luck
havnt slurped up yet. getting kinda fomo but I am sure it will dump before the weekend.
>>60219564Carney is going to come in with the highest approval rating of any PM in history if that's true
>>60219357 they are cutting off china at the ankels now reports coming in on them leaving the chinks
>>60219342So Bessent just misspoke and caused a ton of uncertainty there. The Canada Mexico tariff stuff is all about USMCA renegotiation and will play out separately.
>>60219447>27wtf its true, thought she looked near 40
>>60219506>>60219507I cashed out my degen puts at around 10:30 thank Jesus
>>60219506>>60219507Consecutive post numbers at the same exact time for ding ding ding? EXTREMELY bullishI'm up like $50k today, but I've been a bag holder. Did buy more JQUA though selling some winning gold positions
>>60219506>>60219507I didn't make anything....but I'm at least back in the green and out of my actual money...still need to gain 8k to get back into the green but I'm hopeful. I got 20k cash on standby, but I was talked down by others in the thread from spending it, which I may or may not regret later but I think it's good to have something in reserve for how chaotic the last week has been....you never know what can come next.
It's that easy huhJust pay him a bit, kiss his ass and he'll do anything
>>60219506still down by a lot YTD
>>60219585>Everyone relievedZoom out
>>60219358never
>>602195111) Who is China going to launder imports through, and who will Trump let do that?2) What, specifically, is Trump going after in China? What is the weak point?3) Who can afford to take the 10% hit for maintaining a good relationship with China? Who cannot afford to take that hit?4) What do the BRICS powers discuss in the immediate future?
>>60219507-14%. Thanks trump for flip flopping like a faggot and committing the most obvious case of insider trading ever known to man.
>>60219506>>60219507I lost 50 dollars
>>60219507death.-56%
>>60219507Bad.
>>60219564We never had any Tariffs since Ford threatened to rape him with electricity supercharge
So how exactly will this lead to manufacturing coming back to the US?
>>60219513I'm more interested in Japan to be honest. But Chyna is interesting in some areas.
>>60219313
>>60219447 and sexy as fuck
>>60219561>He has no clue what bonds are, does he?kek why is he always talking like that>the beautiful>biggest>most beautiful
Praying for a bear run tomorrow so I can save some losses and mumu forever on
>>60219585But the market was happy with 10% tariff when he announced it back on the 2nd. There was even a mini-rally before he showed the 'reciprocal' ones
>>60219604after zooming out it appears that the market LOVE tariffs.
>>60219585They don't care about anything but their money. They don't care who insane the retard is as long as he doesn't touch their money in the MOMENT.
>>60219618WHAT DID YOU DO ANON?
>>60219358NOW!
You guys bought the dip right?
>>60219365Usmca items aren’t impacted by tariffs though
>>60219506Only up $80k. Missed out on even more by not just listening to the president.
>>6021962110 percent tairff goy
>>60219586HOW can you be sure? He might """negotiate""" with China tomorrow to drop tariffs to what they were before this all started and you'd be priced out forever.Convince me not to go all in tomorrow morning.
>>60219644AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60219556Unfortunate. What about japan ?
>>60219644OH FUCK
>>60219585textbook negotiation tactic. ever buy a house?
>>60219649I know, I'm talking about that chart that was being constantly flashed around showing the Canadian flag next to the Chinese one
>>60219644ANON WAITSTOP
>>60219600This probably means they'll walk back 125% China tariffs too. H20 was a China-destined exclusive chip meant to beat the sanctions.
>>60219506very well+22% and pushing in AH
>>60219644Finally!
-17.00My single worst day. Some real bullshit.
I didn't look at the charts at all until a few minutes before closeWTF????
>>60219618terrible
>>60219660my id is NGMI nooooooooooo
unless orangeman plans to invest in manufacturing capacity for decadesstart opening mines in the rust belts and fill them with 10 yr oldsit's just not happening
>>60219656Look at Apple stock today, a company with two way 100% tariffs on 50% of it's business as of today
>>60219506>>60219507-25.44%i will rise like a phoenix
>>60219676kek
>>60219644TSLA IS -23.4% PRE MARKET WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE ANON
we're back bros
>>60219506>>60219507My $5k of puts expiring 5/2 will most likely be worthless so that sucks but all my other bags obv rallied so +11k (7%). My long calls are now breakeven but wouldn't be surprised if market keeps crabbing downwards for a while so they probably will turn to dust too. Fucking hate this. Why do I suck so much.
>>60219651>ot just listening to the president.Tard is all over the place, listen all you want, he wings its too. Only insiders know what he is actually going to do.
>>60219507-40%I am issuing a fatwa against this administration
>>60219624honestly kinda cute
>>60219682>>60219682>It's not happening He just made sure it ain't happening
>>60219642Well you see my put got completely wiped out by the massive fucking spike
>>60219630I think thats just his way of dodging questions he doesn't undedstand. I saw in one press conference he just completely dodged a question because "mid sentence" he suddenly felt the need to compliment someone's socks
>>60219600>>60219665I think he's just going to make a fuck ton of exceptions to just about everything that matters so the only thing getting fucked is random people on /g/ trying to import random shit from china
one of these times this stupid orange nigger is not gonna cuck out and actually dump it and that WILL be the time that i believe he'll cuck out and ill lose everything
>>60219656I'm not sure. How can someone be sure without insider trading? I'm just hoping, maybe coping. Don't go all in.
>>60219447>a loyal husbandI guess she got bogged up to look his age lmao
>>60219411USMCA goods should still be duty free.
Okay, WHAT the fuck happened today???I was promised a total economic collapse three days ago!
>>6021958510% tariffs doesn't matter for other countries, it basically a taxe for americans, why would we freak out? It's not our moneyIt matters when it's insane tariffs like 200% on wines because you'll be unable to sell them.But 10% tariffs? Americans will just continue to consoom, they will buy the next switch 2 with a 10% increase, they will buy our french wines and champagnes with 10% increase
>>60219506>>60219507Day: +1.16%This Week: -10.96%This Month: -31.26%This Year: -44.10%Tried shorting last night with a small SPXS position. That got blown up obviously, then went big into SOXL after the pump, sold just before close.
PEOPLE SHORTED THE LITERAL FUCKING BOTTOM TODAY
>>60219411>they don't even know what they are doing
>>60219585I think everyone is just confused honestlyThis will probably keep the markets from cratering but also dissuade investors
>>60219621>manufacturingmanufacturing?
>>60219698>Hezzbollah ALLAH SNAKBAR DEATH TO THE SATAN'S MASTER
>>60219682market's still gonna pump lelnot the bond market tho
I sold before the orange nigger's inauguration I am up
>>60219718Trump bitched out
>>60219647Every.Single.One.
>>60219355Quite likely. This rip happened when a lot of people were out to lunch today.
>>60219718>WHAT the fuck happened todaythe jews fear the samurai
>>60219621>Manufacturing Update your software. Now it's about being tough on china.
>>60219743Good he's unstable
Hold dont sell.
>up 20k in a daywhy do I bother going to work?
>>60219647Actually no. I sold it and now I'm sad
idk bros but i dont think we're back yeti'm just not feeling it
>>60219718Japbros tard wrangled the orange menace.
>>602193582 to 3 years from now probably from a war in Asia
>>60219506>>60219507I don't fucking know, my broker stopped loading since I put a trade in today.
It isn't much but it is green.I'm scared. Is Trump going to talk about something again tomorrow?
>>60219691God I wish...
>>60219743And now your down because you did not buy in at the bottom. Why do you hate winning?
>>60219647I sold a bit and moved to bonds which is was dumb.
>>60219765Because of the -30k the next day
>>60219728Jokes on you, I shorted the monday open botten like a dumb good for nothing................
Trump fucked me big time today. Flipflopping pussy bitch that he is.
>>60219506>>60219507+7%. Shameful performance. Haven't even made up for my lisses.
>>60219507around +10% for longing chink
>>60219765>why do I bother going to work?unless you are buying/selling $500k you not going to make $20k/day.
>>60219787Me too..Let's pray together anon
>>60219618>>60219675That's what you get for being a retarded fucking bear
the exact moment you should have boughted like me. Up ~20% this week.
>>60219773>gave away his weak spotMasterful play
>woke up>saw thisThe fuck happened? Did they finally do it? Did they put down the orange retard old yeller style? Holy fuck, thank the lord, I'm never shorting volatility ever again
>>60219765yes, because if your stupid ass stays home youre gonna gamble it all away
>>60219718Trump revealed that tariffs were just to expose Chinese allies, now that we know it is just the EU (no difficulty in crushing) Trump made all tariffs at 10% for the next 90 days
>>60219765today's elation is tomorrow's crash
Great day to be a plan truster. Get fucked trannies
despite the pump I'm still down about 50%
>>60219791and it will be up 40K the following, your point?
Shouldn't the market have been halted several times this week and it never did? According to all the markets a +/-7% move should automatically trigger a circuit breaker so long as it's not the last 45 minutes of the day.
maybe if we keep jerking the market up and down it will cum and we'll all be rich
>>60219822but the -60k after that
>>60219621because the tariffs scared all the countries that were screwing us over. Now we get better dealsApple is investing 500b in the USCar companies are coming backDid I mention Apple's 500b investment promise?I'm joking in case any neanderthal MAGA RETARDS don't understand that I'm making fun of their talking points
My portfolio got fucked and the worst part is that nothing has really changed except that Trump demonstrated that he has paper hands.
Anyone else bag holding cash and wish they bought the dip
>>60219813>we found out the EU is against us so we lowered tariffs on themGenuis cope
>>60219825>Shouldn't the market have been halted several times this weekonly when big money is losing, when retail is losing the markets never stop.
what are they thinking right now?
>>60219827Or it'll get a rash and then we're really screwed
>>60219815Tomorrow is going to be the FOMO to today's elation. Legitimate total stock short squeeze
>>60219813
>>60219621Manuwhat?
despite my better judgement i boughted more sqqq and spxs before closing. i have faith in xi
>>60219425playing with stocks is more fun and respectable than playing the lottery/casino gamesit's also safer if you don't go too crazy with leverage
>>60219786green is green. personally, between now and tomorrow my only worry is what Xi will do.
>>60219506>>60219507I did pretty great, I got the money back from the sudden pump and then placed part of it into some stocks for dividends and a bit into Bobo just in case the market gets hit with a nuke. Still new to this so there's obviously room for improvement, but overall not bad.
>>60219788>>60219788? The market is still down from a couple months ago. A measly 9% gain doesnt eliminate all of the losses hes caused over the last 4 months.
>>60219860Elon emptied them out already, there's nobody left.
WELL WELL WELL
>>60219850>bag holding cashalways hold cash, some hard down spikes are sudden and you need cash to take advantage.
I hodled through everything, nothing changed.
>>60219506Sold all my shorts and bears prior to pre-market and pretty much recovered most of my losses this year. VERY glad I did because that spike would have wiped out everything and leave me with -50% on net.
>>60219809>Cayman Islandshmmm
Trump's cabinet probably got immensely richer from this. Insider info and they are not required to disclose their stock holdings
I didn't buy the dip
>>60219850I'm comfortably cashhaving a new bull run while tarrifing china to the moon doesn't sit well with me
>>60219862You think the market is going higher than it was before trump announced 120% tariffs on China?
>>60219892Lucky, I shorted the dip
>>60219889ProxiesBelgium for example is a well known Chinese proxy for treasury buying/selling
>>60219813>it is just the EU (no difficulty in crushing)and how will this happen?
Time to short now? SPXL is cranking afterhours this momentum is not going to run forever.
>>60219359No! I wanted the destruction of anime.Will Japan no longer be under economic pressure or will there still be some?
>>60219892You had one job.>>60219901Classic.
>>60219907Wait for Xi to wake up.
>>60219866you're going to sell for a 10 percent loss at open
>>60219895Objectively yes. This is a FOMO market now and tomorrow will be lower but a similar increase. Also nikkei will be a giga pump tonight
>>60219810Whats this widget called? Looks cool
>>60219457for chinkyinn cweb fxi or simply jd >> baba (babx)individual companies stocks are traded on us stock markets as adr don't go all in unless you like to swing (yinn)don't invest too much
>>60219506>>60219507▲$12.68 (2.82%)
>>60219728i shorted apple at the very bottom this morning. hit my stop loss. i still don't get why the fuck it pumped.Reinvested into Meta after the 90day headline, ended green at least.
>>60219892Dumb ehsex
>>60219506>>60219507+21.49% but I also bag held a lot of shit for too long and only recently sold near the bottom and reinvested today just before the giga pump. Ahead overall but still far down from my ATH.
>>60219860>pleas font dump the bonds again>lets take the first deal that comes in ni matter how meaningless it is.>hope china doesnt do the same as japan didSomething along those lines
>>60219840Trump actually did bitch out. It also tells us that he has wranglers who will bail us out should shit go super south. Not expecting a big activity when the tariff resumes as I'm sure he'll take small concessions before that before claiming that was his master plan.
I was this close to getting liquidated, bros. Holy fucking shit, I don't have the eloquence to express how elated I feel right now
>>60219910You put 10 percent on Everyone but Canada and Mexico
So apple who still makes all their shit in China, is up 15% kek
>>60219718>Trump says he going to blow up the country>people get mad and he backs down>WE WON AGAIN MAGA BROS!something like that
>>60219411He's retarded, he pumped the market because everyone was panicking. China's going to continue retaliating with tariffs and unloading bonds
>>60219920i'm holding for at least 3 months. i think i'll sell the day before the tariffs resume
>>60219936>i still don't get why the fuck it pumped.you need to start thinking like a retarded clown
>>60219916>Xi gets turbo mad, claims Japan and others betrayed him, and launches his own global trade warWould be based if Xi had the balls, but he won't and will probably just raise US tariffs like it means anything
>>60219932based poorfag
BABA is still going up afterhours lmaoThe market has already priced in Trump cucking on China tariffs
I bought SNP500 ETF yesterday, did I do good?
>>60219718trump wonchina lostjapan cashed inthe tariffs will continue until morale improves
>>60219883this.
>>60219959Amazon is up 12%. Tesla up 20%
>>60219773How do i buy jap as a europoor.
>>60219971yeah you're up nearly 10%
>>60219959Because they arent forces to use US now. Just move to viet or congo or whatever other shithole there is
>>60219355RED when deals fall through at the last second after a morning 5% pump.Then everything crashes down to what it was at the end of yesterday.
i will not buy in. i will not buy in. i will not buy in. i will not buy in.
>>60219959You dont understandThe president said the word "deal" and the word "china"Its all gonna be ok
WE'RE INVADING BRAZIL NIGGA!
>>60219921>posts a subjective opinion guessing the future>"objectively" Lmao if you didn't make it big with calls today you are fucked. It will crab for the next 90 days until something interesting happens now.
>>60219960You lost
>>60219941>Not expecting a big activity when the tariff resumeThey won't. He proved today he'll cave to wall street at the slightest level of discomfort.
>>60219890oh yeahthis shit today was borderline curly-mustache cartoon-villain levels of financial treachery
>>60219965>Xi global trade warChina isn't retarded or that crazy
>>60219992What's up Dick
>>60220001lolwut
>>60220001FakeNot even Trump is this retarded
Le epic deal. Can't wait for prices to come wayyyy down
>>60219447>27 years oldholy shit white women age like milki thought she was 40
>>60219959Because he chickened out so they are coping he will do it again and he might if china just use their bonds
ok can now someone explain how apple make iphones now after trump cucking out on anyone but china?
Some stock recommendation?
>>60220016the fact that this even needs to be said just shows how devolved everything is
>>60220005I won actually I bought the oil dip, not enough though I'm salty I almost picked up a make it stack if it had hit 50
>>60220020The 8 pounds of makeup doesn't help
>Europeans in thread pissy once again because America refuses to collapseCope and seethe, whether you are China's bitch or America's bitch you will always be a bitch. Just admit that China and the US both cucked you into getting involved
>>60220001Can't even tell if it's real or fake anymore I just know he is retarded enough to do almost anything
>>60220001FakeNot even Trump is this based
>>60219809china unloading bonds for other countries to buy would be an ideal scenarioit's not the same as japan dumping
>>60219890I mean Trump did tweet about buying, so he technically told everyone lol
>>60220020I think her husband is in his 60s>>60220022Yes import them first to another country with low to no tariff then import to USA baby
>>60219959this a euphoric relief rally based entirely on further hopium that shit like the 10% tariff or the china tariffs will be "negotiated" away toono one wants to be the debbie downer considering that they might still stick around or that we may do this again in 90 days
>>60220008They just got caught into a solo trade war and stood up by everyone except for Germany. They are in fact that retarded
>>60219718Same people that faked you with tariffs 1.0 covid muh russia inflation deflation stagflation head faked you again. BTFD
>>60219892I decided on sunday I was just going to let it play out, not panicking or getting involved. My portfolio is too profitable to do anything in this casino but eat the food.
>>60220022Move the phone to india/vietnam and export from thereJust slap a 20% markup, appletards wont notice
>>60220001Holy kek we’re really doing the nato and friends vs Brics thing
>>60220049China has also been unloading treasuries for months now. The Japanese have not so this was a pretty bad sign
>>60219506>>60219507SPX puts got heemed - $1kSPY calls sold early at a loss -$100nikkei calls mooning $500SOXL calls $200YINN calls $200could have been worse i guess
>US stocks add 4 trillion in value at close
>>60220057>Yes import them first to another country with low to no tariff then import to USA babywhats the point of the 1000 billion gajilion percantage tarif trump announced today again than?
>>60220053>implying average people are sitting around interpreting his cryptic messages on Twitter in the middle of a work day
>>60220053How are we supposed to filter the lies from the cues?
>>60220073>just move your entire supply chain to india or vietnam 5 months before the new iphone comes out bro
>>60219411Because this is about drawing the lines of US vs China, and Canada has been too inclined to side with China lately. They need a little reminder that they don't have the cards.
>>60219850my brotha why do you have a cap one platinum with those financials
>>60220006Yeah, that's what I meant to say. He'll get some small deals done before he pedals out of the tariff. It probably won't be a wholesale cancellation of the tariff because that'll be a blow to his pride. I think he'll keep putting it off citing the art of the deal.
>>60220087Posturing silly sally
>>60219618never go full retardalways hedge
>>60220081*years
And you called me a fuckwit for going all in on tqqq yesterday. I got lucky but still I made 33% today
>gotta have someone explaining (probably for the first time) what EOs he's signing
>>60220098This is retarded. Of course countries aren't just sit here and let their economy get raped by an orange retard, of course they will seek trade deals with the second biggest player.
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS CHART>LOOK AT HIS DIPS AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>60220096Still cheaper than US.
>>60220096Implying they can't toss a warehouse there and just make a lil pit stop on the way from China to America and call it imported from somewhere else
>>60220096It doesn't have to actually be a full moving of the actual factories. If a tiny insignificant portion of the packaging happens in another country (or preferably on American soil) that will "count," as long as it hurts China.
>>60220087Cope out of his global tariffs and swap the narrative to "china bad">Manufacturing?Was never the plan, get 4d chessd libtard
The only thing that could unite the US people now is if somebody nuked us
IT'S NOT FAIR. SOXL SLURPERS FUCKING WON.
>>60220138SHUT UP SHUTUP SHUT UP
>>60220057The the US still gets a 10% tariff. In the end the US still gets money, but China will be forced to waste money on making their products competitive enough to send them to someone else to then send to the US.
>>60219425You got lucky, shit like this is very uncommon
>>60219801Post your ytd chart I'll wait
>>60220154>>60220113but china was already bad bforeThis didnt change anything beside burn good will from countries and trust of companies into usIm not saying you guys are wrong btw. im just trying to understand all this retarded shit
Okay it's time to stand up, the market is still overall very fearful. I shall buy a little something to try and get back on the horse
>$4000 Iphones>$3000 5070 GTX>$3000 laptopsI don't think this is winning
>>60220098He killed any trust in america. People wont invest in US until they can assure he can keep his word. They are more th ever gonna search for other options.
genuine predictions for tomorrow?
>>60220096The whole point of Vietnam is that they look the other way on shipment and export, meaning they can transport in truck loads of iPhone made in china and say they made them in Vietnam
>>60220119Well you see if not for a sudden dramatic spike of 7 fucking percent I would’ve been able to sell in the green at any point in the day
>>60219564That was the whole point. Trump hated Trudeau and Trudeau was a Chinese advocate. Carney is not and already agreed to negotiate with Trump after Canadian elections
I am going to do some sweet swing trading incoming days.
>>60219957And how much was it before that?
>>60220195Wait untill current stock run out and people will feel that tariff.
>>60220211We keep pumping
>>60220168You're still here? I would have roped if I were in your shoes, at the very least anywhere else but /biz/ so I can forget about this.
>>60220211Fomo pump into midday reversal
>>60220227When's that happening? 2 more weeks? You sound like a chud.
>>60220211FOMO 2.5% pump then -2%
>>60219809WAITWhy do I never see the 4% or so of the delicious yearly coupon we get from that in any of my countries accounting books?
>>60220189Hes retarded and making shit up as he goesThere is no planTry to see this as like, an episodic cartoon
>>60220201>T-T-TRUST!never existed retard. Their is no alternative to the USA especially with the yuan taking a nosedive and constantly doing so.
>Trump two days ago: "the people know these things better than the markets or the media">Trump today: cucks to the bond market
EU newspapers already saying he's an untrustworthy businessman and that he isn't seriousThis could mean EU countries tarrif Americans higher
>>60220211FOMO pump again, will calm down on Friday
>>60220259Epici guess the only thing i retain from this next time i will buy when he says so, lel
>>60220269MUH FLIGHT TO THE TREASURIES
>>60220211Apple announces bankruptcy
>>60220269shock and awe too effective, nobody cares bc he still controls the narrative >>60220285probably not. we look to daddy xi
>>60220269Who dumped bonds?
>>60220266>There is no usa alternativeYou didnt watch yesterday marketGood thing Trump did tho
You bought the dip, right anon?
>>60220269He also showed China just how much leverage it has on him. I'm going into china stocks to try to recover from today's loss.
NEW @_@ !!!>>60220306>>60220306>>60220306>>60220306
>>60220266What isnhe gonna do? Tariff again?He folded once he will fold twice.Whatever deal he gets is not gonna be that big because people know he is bluffing.
Can't trust this to be honest.
>>60220285EU already revealed itself to be China's spy by retaliating, that was the point of the tariffs. It also explains why they have been finding ways to fuck over Ukraine and why Zelensky decided to go with the US even after being yelled at
>>60220138Some people killed themselves today show some respect.
>>60220215yeah people who sell naked far OTM options say the same thingit works until you get steamrolledthis is why you always buy some cheap protection
>>60220332delusional
Will we ever get another buying opportunity like in 2022 again? Short of some genuinely apocalyptic event, I can't even think of anything that would be worse news for the market than what transpired over the last week and even that barely amounted to a moderately decent correction, not even a crash.
>>60220189>This didnt change anything beside burn good will from countries and trust of companies into usOver the next 90 days, each country will negotiate a new trade deal with the US. If they agree that China Bad, some of those 10% tariffs will be exempted. If they do not, they feel the full 10%. He is trying to force the US vs BRICS issue/dedollarization by making big showy moves that will lock-in alignments for the upcoming war. The alternative, in his mind, was just allowing the multi-polar world to continue emerging, which was unacceptable to him.
>>60220337Well lesson learned although I did buy some dirt cheap calls LAST week as insurance. Shoulda done it again.
>>60220311supposedly the based japs
>>60220332the response was to the steel and aluminium which is still in effect not the whole tarif everyone 10% thing china reacted to it’s convoluted to follow unsurprisingly
>>60220397So the myth of the EU or Chinese dumping American treasuries if they wish is true after all
>>60219582>>60219313
>>60220131Remember tech ETFs take the handicap ramp down and the rocket up in the modern market.
>>60219618well done, I am proud of you
>>60220145If it's that easy, tariffs were never a problem in the first place then. Just ship from that Penguin Island that got taxed 10%.
All this data, education, and market alpha flying around and no one’s talking about how AI is about to make bots indistinguishable from humans. Worldcoin’s already building the only scalable way to verify you’re human without doxxing yourself. Wild.
>>60220074it's fake retard
>>60220001UH THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE
>>60220460gimme 5 grands man im struggling with my tuition man if u donate me 5k ill get my degree and after graduation i will suck your dick off clean every hour under your work desk
>>60220532It is that easy as long as you do the final assembly in a different country.
>>60220521Thanks aqua
>>60220211Trump will do something dumb later today so open negative and slowly recover during the day closing at .25% up or down
>>60220064>China got stood upYou are aware Orange nigga just cucked right oh but but he just revealed he has no balls he's a cuck like Putin fuck maybe worse >Zelensky still hasn't signed Rare Earth mineral deal>Mexico still hasn't given US authorization to attack Cartels>Houthis have already burnt 200 million dollars worth of ammo for not much affect >Canada hasn't done shit to help with the border Yet he still cucks everytime China sees a paper tiger
>>60220300TRUST THE PLAN Q TOLD ME IT'S TRUE
>>60220285Your probably not but you will see them dropping bonds and investment as long as Trump is president
>>60219411He wants a separate NAFTA-tier deal so he has to keep those.
>>60220201>People wont invest in US until they can assure he can keep his word.Lol if anything people are more incentivized because there is always the threat that the US throws up tariffs, so you don't want to get caught out.
