Hectatia edtion>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60225353
Big Beautiful Coal
futes
So I did get some stock when Trump told us to, is Trump also going to tell me when to sell?,
get out before junesomething big will happenyou've been warnedscreencap this
wowza
>>60226963easiest short ever
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO !
>>60226974I double dare you to short it.
Already did with my long horizon puts
so are tariffs still a thing? wtf is happening with that rn?
>>60226979challenge accepted
>>60226979roll sex
>>60226959Dude at this point who is seriously still scared of crashes? The market will always recover in no time. Other than the great financial crisis, the dot.com bubble and then going all the way back to the great depression, when has a crash ever been anything more than just an amazing buying opportunity? When the market crashes, just buy the dip and wait a couple of days, weeks, months and you're back in the green. Even during those big boy crashes it was still a great buying opportunity, you just had to wait a couple of years rather than months to get back into the green.
Today is a bad morning, as I cannot sloorp anymore. Maybe I can shart tesla, that would cheer me up.
So you're saying sell?Don't belittle me pls, I'm dealing with a few thousand in savings here.
I will be betting for circuit breakers again today
>>60226988>10% across-the-board >125% on CHAYNA
Why isn't EU opening soaring? The price is lower than yesterday close and that was before pause announcement?
>>60227024Nevermind it did
Dammit, should have known that buying into the rush would be futile.>App crashes and won't log in anymore>Get notifications about my sale orders going through but can't check on themProbably bought the top of the spike.
>>60227035>boughted the picotop ACCIDENTALLYbased
>>60227024The EU markets went up after hours. The soaring already happened and I guess FOMO isn't as strong the day after the big pump now that the EU announced retaliatory tariffs on big tech.
Is it a good time to buy GOOG now?
>>60226979>>60226992She's mine
>>60226959based and solstice-pilled
>>60227053>Get in>Already down 2% on all ordersLESSON LEARNED
>>60227062
Jewbinhood has volatility warnings on apple, is my call fucked?
>>60227088Always wait for US open. Or at the very least don't FOMO in. Our volume is so small Americans consider us "pre-market".
>>60227102Guess I'm betting on burgers pumping my bags. I don't have faith in a sustained pump since EU have retaliated and if Trump feels like it he might very well reapply the tariffs on us. Just got to take this mistake and learn from it.
low-t europe cucked again with a shitty pump, how do you end up worse than you started when you're not even the catalyst.
Pump already fading
>>60226988They’re going to be cancelled
>>60227139We love to watch over here in Europe.
this market feels like playing strip poker with fat guys
did china sell the us bonds like in my dream
a lot of people getting the fuck out of the market now
>>60227160the nips did
I don't believe this gay pump one bit, everyone still has 10% tariffs and China got them raised
>>60227164>3rd largest gain day in sp500 history>a few fags are sellingYeah you cant really cure TDS
>>60227183
This dip really wasn't deep enough. If you're going to risk impeachment at least go all the way.
>>60227164Why would anyone who decided to hold through the past week be getting out of the market now?
>>60226939Based OP, I’d post flanfly if I wasn’t on mobile.
>>60227167I mean after that
Ah, I should have slurped RHM. It's the premiere meme stock of Europe now.
>>60227188the SP500 began in 1957 anon...
>>60227183Yeah because getting out while nothing has changed fundamentally is such a bad idea. It's not like Trump hasn't imposed 10% tariffs on everyone and everything and a trade war between China and the US doesn't seem to go anywhere anytime soon.
>>60227183futas being one one percent down when we're not recovered to pre-liberation day is not ieal
Fading hard now
i own 810 shares of CRWD 2300 shares of SOXLand 10 SOXL calls @ 20 dated for 2027
What's the poor man's short? Turbos?
Today will trace at least half of the pump
Fuck i shouldve bought a 0tde straddle at close
>>60227225Post portfolio or didn't happen
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TRUMP SAID IT WAS TIME TO BUY
Why Is The Forest Quiet
>>60226474>I will only admit that Trump is a retard if he takes back Chinese tariffs until then I am Full Trump Defense Force. I truly think he is seriously doing it and saving the entire Western World.What is it with Americans and trying to fuck over China? Just let them be and focus on your own country instead of trying to kneecap others.
I'm like a rabbit in the middle of the road, caught illuminated by a car. With cash.I just don't know what to do.
>>60227204If there were 500 companies in years prior to that year they can backdate the numbers surely
>>60227266Invest in international equities. I'm buying country/region specific ETFs (Europe, Brazil, South Korea, China and Japan).
>>60227183Sentiment is much more important than material at this point. There is no rule of law in the US stock market, he literally told people to buy like it was a shitcoin. There are still 10% tariffs at the lowest, there are still 25% tariffs on mexico and canada. There is a 100% tariff on china. It was a short squeeze, and I think people will take the opportunity to sell and/or hedge to wait out and see if he does anything crazy
>>60227271In 1860, Henry Varnum Poor formed Poor's Publishing, which published an investor's guide to the railroad industry.[17] In 1923, Standard Statistics Company (founded in 1906 as the Standard Statistics Bureau) began rating mortgage bonds[17] and developed its first stock market index consisting of the stocks of 233 U.S. companies, computed weekly.[1] Three years later, it developed a 90-stock index, computed daily.[1] In 1941, Poor's Publishing merged with Standard Statistics Company to form Standard & Poor's.[17][18]On Monday, March 4, 1957, the index was expanded to its current extent of 500 companies and was renamed the S&P 500 Stock Composite Index.
not financal advice but I might be blowing up my portfolio with calls soon
>>60227266Cash and Gold. Get out of equities
so today ends comfortably red right?
>>60227266you got tired of winning i suppose
>>60227264You sound like a moron just so you know zoom zoom. Think before you speak. In real news I'm up big on my UPRO scalps but will it last?
bart incoming today
lol can't wait to come back to this thread in 6 hours to read panican and preddit cope
>>60227266I'm up big from the 2022 run but I dont know what to do now. I wanted to stay in long term but orange guy is going insaneo>>60227310Probably not. This is going to be a choppy market year for sure
>>60227100i have my answer
>>60227333REDDIT SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL REDDIT
>they thought today would be green after. 11% runup
>>60227266Holy shit these 1pbtid newfags? Its "deer in a headlights" not an illuminated rabbit you autistic spaz>>60227305>you just got tired of winning i suppose?You're retarded too
US premarket doesnt look good, bros
>>60227352Obvious short squeeze. The question is what is the support at. 5000? I think we test 4500 by june
Tweet something donald, make line go up
Should I invest in BTU ? Trump likes coal
>>60227361>You're retarded tooYea apparently everybody is according to you lol. Doesnt mean much.
I missed out on 20k in unrealised gains on Monday for not closing my shorts. I'm still up but feel like shit
>>60227384You could have bought Bitcoin in 2011 and became a billionaire too. There's no fucking use worrying about missed trades. Snap out of it.
>>60227361>You're retarded toodamn you should think about committing sudoku anon... >>60227264>Just let them be and focus on your own country instead of trying to kneecap othersrealistically I can understand kneecapping another country to get ahead or whatever, but he also kicking everyone else in the balls and undermining the USD and the US as a whole. Anyone with any amount of power and/or leverage is already looking into alternatives (no not building plants in the US you cocksucking bbc obsessed mutts)
>>60227394>You could have bought Bitcoin in 2011 and became a billionaireFuck I really should just rope
This is always either boring or completely unpredictable, I have my cash. going back to /k/ until something happens, peac
>OpenAI has filed a countersuit against Elon Musk, accusing him of deliberately disrupting the company's operations through media attacks, inciting followers, and false acquisition attempts. The lawsuit seeks a federal judge's intervention to prevent Musk from engaging in further illegal and unfair actions against OpenAI, including media attacks and malicious publicity.>Previously, Musk had sued OpenAI and its CEO Sam Altman, alleging that OpenAI initially invited him to fund a nonprofit AI research organization aimed at benefiting humanity, but has since shifted its focus to profit.
>bought leveraged Nasdaq shorts yesterday>portfolio is 95% EUA good day to you all, fine gentlemen
>>60227438HmmDon't think Tesla's price will be affected by this
>>60227373Someone's gotta say it bc your all fart sniffing fag's chasing each others tails>>60227417You're going to watch a circuit breaker trigger while having no position. Keep spectating while I day trade news and trends
>FOMO into EU like a retard and lose some money there>My shorts on Tesla and Apple doing betterWas I always meant to be a bear? Is the bull life not for me?
>>60227466>Checked
>>60227435Things have been happening. Money laying fallow does not grow.
>>60227394This is the most intelligent thing I've read on /biz/ in the last 5 years.
Jerome powell only has 1 year left. Then donnie tardo is going to fuck over everything with rate cuts
>can't buy US/CAN ETFs because of EU lawsCome the fuck on
>>60227475what goes up must come down anon, simple as..big brain bobos understand this
>>60227488You can buy options on them though
markets are just waiting for the next pump call from POTUS stay strong patriots
>>60227495I wonder if my broker allows thatI'll look into it
>>60227487The Great depression trifecta>rampant and leveraged speculation on margin>tariffs>counterproductive central bank policy
MY POLYORANGE FRIENDHE'S GONNA GET ME IN BIG MESS OF TROUBLE AGAIIIIIN
>mfw slapping down puts on WMTI don't care how irrational and retarded the market is, they need that Chinaslop more than any other business right now and they're about to get fucked hard by the long arm of reality.
>>60227549Isnt IV too high for puts to be good at all
>>60227551>implying this anon know what IV is
>>60227551The IV30 at 86% is terrible, yeah, but I'm doing it at a minor loss at worst, it's more to stroke my ego. I also have myself covered on KR and BYND, I especially don't understand why the IV is so low on those vegan meat fuckers.
>futures
I'm going back to play Death Stranding, you guys. We're gonna dump today.
>>60227579Correct me if im wrong, does iv even matter if you sell the option quickly? You buy expensive and sell expensive too anyway
eastern news outlets are laughing at US' 36 trillion debt
>>60227584fun at open anon
>>60227579Lmao I forget what year it was, probably 2023, I wrote puts on BYND with like a $12 strike and just narrowly avoided losing my ass.
Wait until mutts see the futures.
>>60227594Rumors of prosperity are exactly that. The stocks are worth nothing.
explain to me how algos are dealing with this absolute retardation? It can not possibly be baked in, you know? What fucking precepts are there for a market ruled by retarded twitter posting by the potus?
But watching everybody pretend they're making a small amount of money here and there is funny. You're all poking a dead horse, America will just have to admit it won't pay back bonds.
>>60227607afaik a lot of algos just entirely stop trading in serious shit shows
>>60227394Thank you anon, I needed this. I have had some time of reflection and there are no such things as easy money, you need to go through tough periods before you are rewarded.
>>60227607That's not how it works at all, the market is reactionary yes, but the value generation of the stocks is at 0. The stocks don't make money anymore. The industries don't make money.The stocks price will head to the abyss, while the idiots waste their time and money trying to buy a new candlestick.
Realistically what could cause sp to pump right now?
>>60227622People buying it
>>60227622Trump dying of heart attack
>>60227481i lust for the bottom>>60227622us government nationalisation of all listed companies
>>602276220% tariffs, trump saying he changed his mind, then tell everyone to sell, then 100% tariffs the next day.
>>60227622xi jinping accepting a meeting with trump (not happening for a month at least)
If you want another dump then pump, do the same changing my mind thing last day with banks.Just say banks aren't allowed to give loans more than a certain amount. Instant death of banks.Buy Buy Buy.Changed my mind hehe.Sell Sell Sell
Selling the bottom was worth the banter lads
>>60227438>Previously, Musk had sued OpenAI and its CEO Sam Altman, alleging that OpenAI initially invited him to fund a nonprofit AI research organization aimed at benefiting humanity, but has since shifted its focus to profitIsn't this exactly what happened? Elon's offer was fair considering all the bullshit Sam talks about openAI.
>>60227642Let's not pretend a fake tweet anytime in that month wouldn't make the market rally anyway. Now make that multiple tweets.
>>60227646>Factories! Without input production, without supply chains, with 100% tariffs, at 25 dollars an hour with 5% interest rates, localised entirely within your country?>Yes>...May I see them?>No
>>60227654They aren´t tweets dumbfuck, they´re TRUTHS!
>>60227591In it for the long haul on these.
>>60227591yes it does because gaining IV is how you make your money on steep moves. If IV is already high then it's less money unless you hit gamma at the money
>>60227675Do you just set a limit order preemptively? I noticed my options spike in value at jumps but im too slow to capitalize on it
How do I stop losing money on this shit
>>60227679if youre short term you definitely should have a profit taking limit order ready, however stops do not work and you will be gapped down so dont rely on those to protect your downside.I tend to be long term (6 month minimum target) so I dont really need it and sell based on how my sentiment is.
>>60227681do opposite of what i'm doing
>>60227681sell during greed buy during fear, are you new
>>60227681it looks like Gold is the only true safe haven. I kneel.
>>60227702How do we tell him...?
>>60227694It's still fear right? Right?
half of the pump erased now in Europe
>>60226959
>>60227709probably closer to neutral with ongoing turbulence. not much point in measuring pre market
>>60227266>I just don't know what to do.Trump will tweet out what you should do. He just told you to buy yesterday and then he pumped the market. It’s not that hard.
>>60227625>>60227626>there are still people on /biz/ smg who care about the tariffshere, the maestro has spoken, calm down TDS pussieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA6rWA1OQnw&t=717s
>>60227666>those digits
>>60227750I was fucking WORKING yesterday. Stop justifying this crap. The 90 days announcement should've been when markets are closed. Companies release their earnings when the markets are closed for a fucking reason.
>>60227681buy whenever you see large numbers of smug bearssell whenever you see large numbers of smug /pol/ tourists
>>60227761So get notifications for Trump tweets then when he says buy, go take a shit and buy something.
How the fuck has the US stock market turned into a literal Bogdanoff tier shitcoin market?>HE SOLD HIS APPLE STOCK? LOAD THE TRUMP TWEET THAT MENTIONS APPLE, THEM PUMP>HE BOUGHT? INCREASE THE TARIFFS ON US GOODS TO CHINA AND DUMP IT AGAIN?>HE PANIC SOLD IT ALL? GOOD, NOW REMOVE ALL TARIFFS FOR 90 DAYS, MOON ITThis should not be fucking legal, billions of dollars being decided by a few retards in power not even doing anything, just by tweeting bullshit
>>60227772ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
>>60227681By actually identifying risks when you purchase stocks.>How established is the company?>How widespread is it?>Is it growing at a decent pace? If not, is it innovating?>What are the angel investors looking at?>Does it risk alienating consumer bases?>What is volatility sitting at?>etc.Most retail investors don't fuck with puts and calls for a reason, it's essentially gambling with an educated guess if you don't have any insider info. If you want to make money, diversify and long stocks. Most importantly, don't worry if you don't get the tippy top when you do sell, just make sure you buy when the market isn't getting pumped and dumped like a cheap whore like it is now. Bad days and volatility is ahead for the long haul and it's only going to get worse. Also, buying stocks two - three days after a war kicks off is usually a good call.
>he longed AND shorted?crab it
>>60227775There is a part of me that does find it somewhat hilarious because I'm not American and I haven't been trading for a while, but at the end of the day I feel bad for the anons here who are getting anally raped by obvious market manipulation
>>60227786
>>60227772What part of “Clown Market” did you not understand?
Where there are Bears, I slay them.Where there are Bulls, I slay them.Mine is the Way of the Crab.
>>60227772>he hasn't embraced clown marketdo you hate money?
>>60227681Just buy and hold.
what if he just says fuck it and makes a play to take out the us.he's old now and his legacy so far has just been 'competent administrator'. there's no greatness in that.
>Buy high sell lowThe moment i buy shit starts to dump, for a month now, am i in the Truman Show?
>>60227823Wait for it to dump hard first
>>60227297Today he will tweet about successful talks with Russia, screencap this. Considering Russia's past behaviour it is very doubtful whether this can be trusted.
>>60227809Carcinization it is the way
>>60227826I did on Monday. It dumped even harder.
damn I got burnt for the first time in a week. I was short yesterday and overnight. Lost some gains I had made in the last few daysI'm not closing yet though ... doubling down on shorts
>goys are noticing the pattern and playing contrarian nowthe next dump is going to be the biggest bull trap ever.
>>60227220The situation is still objectively worse than before Liberation Day. >China mad>125% tax on any inputs from China into US supply chain>Europe still seething and will not let this go>Trump insulted every country in the world by saying "they call me and they're kissing my ass">largest scampump in recent history, your guess as to what insider trading was done>the plan of bringing down bond yields, and government debt interest payments, has been disrupted
>>60227336rip
>>60227827talks with russia have pretty much halted after trump was unable to strongarm ukraine into anything
>>60227772lmao
>>60226959Cashed out most of my SP500 today, still have 4k that I invested a few weeks ago that are 500$ in the red, if they break-even I'll cashed them out as well.I'd honestly rather invest in some of my europoorean government bonds and lose a little bit to inflation than be a part of this lunacy
>>60226939>https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52this playlist in the op is missing a vid, any idea what it was?
>>60227854Yeah but there are US-Russia talks scheduled for today, in Turkey. Some tweets may emerge from that.
>>60227759He was always a scumbag but also a smart guy and a pretty good teacher, slobbering all over Teflon Dons cock and doing damage control for him made me lose any respect I had for this autistic lizard.
So whats the play, a long term straddle on sp500?
>>60227854Ukraine tried to goad Trump again today by claiming the two mercenaries from China that they captured were Chinese military.
>>60227840>Monday everyone expected a crash, pretty much just crabbed the entire day>Tuesday people didn't expect it to crash, it did>Wednesday everyone predicted the end times, trump backed out of tariffs and stocks moonedNow it's Thursday and nobodies expecting it to crashI'm predicting a crash
>>60227903>I'm predicting a crashSo it's going to crab?
>>60227266same
Just went short on NASDAQ, now praying.
>>60227772If this isnt max stupid, nothing is
should i buy 515p market open 0DTE SPY?>>60227919shoulf i
China news are laughing at Americans>Chinese earn 100, puts 50 in the bank>Americans earn 100, spends 95, put 5 in the bank>Americans don't have the deep pockets to sustain this schizophrenia >Trump will fold in 2 months
>>60227761Too lateWe're moving towards a 24/7 trading reality
>>60227886>Some tweets may emerge from thatoh so we dumping today
I'm sure a lot of investors are like me, I cashed out when trump started going full retard and am holding GBP at ~5% and BTC. Euros are good too. I won't trust you guys with my money again for a while.
>>60227891I geninely don't see how it can be up in two months time
>>60227926
Imagine how it will trade for the next 90 days. Either by retarded tweets (TRUTHS), either by fake tweets, either by insiders tweets.Either way, it's all fucking tweets. What a great time to be alive (not).
what the euroids doing?
>>60227983laughing at getting away with retaliation tariffs because don got spooked
Let me guess, futas are pumping
>>60227983Chillin'Manufacturin'
>>60227983Wininig over america
>>60227998>Wininig
>>60227264>What is it with Americans and trying to fuck over China? Just let them be and focus on your own country instead of trying to kneecap others.china is a bunch of liars, cheaters, and thieves and they are a threatIt's the cold war 2.0Russia and china must be defeated. It turns out world peace is a meme, and has always been a meme.
>>60227919Is really tempting...i mean ihave enough cash...w-why shuldnt i....
>>60227929That would suck ass.
>>60227657>>Factories! Without input production, without supply chains, with 100% tariffs, at 25 dollars an hour with 5% interest rates, localised entirely within your country?>>Yes>>...May I see them?>>Noamerica has to build up more heavy industry, to prepare for world war 3, and no we can't outsource that shit to mexico or even worse vietnam as an alternative to CHYNUHI think you'll notice we already have the most powerful military technology, and military in the world. And most of that stuff is produced in americaIt's not complicated
>>60228011Risk or something idk
I honestly dont get why the market is rejoicing that trump delayed tariffs by 90 days. He's still putting them. They're hoping that he... just won't do it? Is that really it?
>>60227983Money out of this circus.Watching from the sidelines.
>>60227681>How do I stop losing money on this shitvery simple. Become a boring bogleheadBuy voo and don't sell for 20 years. dollar cost average and you are guaranteed to make money, and beat 95% of all investors.If you think you're in the top 5% of investors, then go and play with some small part of your portfolio. Like 10%, 20% something like that. That's your gambling moneyThe rest should just be in a SNP500 index fund. Simple as
>>60228038Has it been proven wrong so far?
>>60228038He folded once he can fold twice
>>60227772>This should not be fucking legal, billions of dollars being decided by a few retards in power not even doing anything, just by tweeting bullshitThe president, who has uniltateral authority to decide tariffs (in this circumstance) is announcing policy on tariffsThis is actually "doing something", not just idle tweets
>>60228028How does tariffing textiles from vietnam at 57% help on-shore heavy industry?
>>60228038Well yeah, basically tariffs doesn't mean anything since they go on and off whenever tardie throw a tantrum. No one can trust the US government anymore.
>>60227850>>China mad>>125% tax on any inputs from China into US supply chain>>Europe still seething and will not let this goIt's glorious, isn't it?All the people I hate are mad. They will learn to bend the knee
>>60228010*eglin chair force has joined the chat*
>>60227783That all sounds like communism to me. Just buy what the dear leader and his sons tweet about
>>60227983Gaining value over dollar atm
>>60228054little donnie already bent one kneehe will get down on the other and suck for dear life next
>>60228038The markets banking on drumpf eventually capitulating which seems more and more likely the more time passes. The china taxes alone won't be enough to completely crash the market
>>60227926>China news are laughing at Americans>>Chinese earn 100, puts 50 in the bank>>Americans earn 100, spends 95, put 5 in the bank>>Americans don't have the deep pockets to sustain this schizophrenia>>Trump will fold in 2 monthschina is one of the most leveraged economies in the entire world, and just built more housing than twice the population of china needsthat's like an extra billion unitsYeah, I'm sure the juiced up post communist shithole entirely dependent on outside trade for food, water, energy, and also their you know... economy.... will be able to weather the stormChinkland is a paper tiger. I thought this was common knowledge?
Well, turns out it wa a dead cat bounce. Were goin down 50% this week. Its over.
>>60228010>boomer propaganda brainIt is just a classic Thucydides trap, you don't have to go all demented about it.
>>60228051A fucking fake tweet pumped the market by millions of dollars literally a few days ago, nobody can convince me this is a good thing
Thoughts on:JpmCostcoWalmartVisaMastercardMcDonalds
>>60228052>How does tariffing textiles from vietnam at 57% help on-shore heavy industry?In the age of modern navies, in order to cut costs, the pentagon has announced a bold new initiative:Drone based robo-sail boats.Yes, america has re entered the age of sailing folks. And our new (old) sail boats will be the best ships of the line ever made, with long range anti ship missiles, radar arrays powered by coal boiler engines that can operate for 10 minutes each day, and a range measured in... well fuck magellan got across the whole world at least he crew did eventually even though he died?Yeah our new sail drones can circumnavigate the globe.
>>60228071>Chinkland is a paper tigerLooks like trump have more in common with them than we tought. They both can fold.
>>60228080McDonalds will be fine, they're the premier goyslop meal worldwide
>china news said yesterday NYSE was a bounce and more bobo is on the menu>they are righttheir news is so much better than ours
>>60228080>JpmUncertainty bad>Costco China tariffs bad>Walmart China tariffs bad>Visa Uncertainty bad>Mastercard Uncertainty bad>McDonaldsHigh rates bad
>>60228074>>boomer propaganda brain>It is just a classic Thucydides trap, you don't have to go all demented about it.communism is evil, and retarded. This is not too hard to figure out, unless you forget the millions of people who died
>>60228080Trump likes McDonald's and im sure he will except them from tariffs at sone point togheter with other companies
>BREAKING: EU to pause counter-tariffs on US for 90 daysFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>60228080Walmart will be OK. They sell chinkshit in the "non food" section but these purchases are non-essential, and can be postponed. Groceries are made in the US and will continue selling without disruption.
>>60228108That is good for Eu
>>60228080>jpmwill survive any downturn and become bigger>costbit inflated valuation>wmtsame as costco>vpricey in pe but they print money and have 15T in transactions world wide>masame as visa i guess>mcdthe king of goy slop will be around for ages
>>60228108EU rubbing it in that they reciprocated without consequences, and USA folded first.
>>60228108Fuck what? do you want tradewar?
>>60228112>That is good for Eubut it's bad for the faggot bears in this thread who are hoping for a collapse
Earnings forecasts cratering due to tariff uncertainty
>>60228108EU applying the bestseller's advice I see
>>60227983made a few hundred bucks from amazon by buying after the announcement and selling right before closure during the final pump, now I'm waiting for the dollar to go up during market opening to convert it back into euros and then back to sitting and waiting to strike
>>60228108Pathetic. 10% tariffs are still being applied, plus auto and steel tariffs.
>EU cucked and cavedart of the deal?
>>60228150the euros don't really know how to stand up for themselvesThey are reflexively self hating. Oikophobes! As they call it. Not good! Many such casesDon't worry. We will teach them to be proper patriots for their countriesNothing unifies a group like an external threat
Nooooo it was supposed to be a heckin crash! Fuck drrrumpffff
>>60228152/ptg/ bros, we won. we fucking won.
>>60228152thank youthis was the pump i neededi hope it opens green so i can short with less risk
>>60228152well donald still cucked first becuz japan dumped some bonds and bessent's gaping sodomite asshole leaked
>>60228159>/ptg/ bros, we won. we fucking won.to all the europeans in the chat, you can send your women over as tribute to accept big american cock (no uggos or fatties, please!)And we can wrap all this up quickly. Your women will be bred with superior american genes, and all with be right with the world
>>60228172>well donald still cucked first becuz japan dumped some bonds and bessent's gaping sodomite asshole leakedI honestly thought it was china dumping US bonds. Is there any source it was japan specifically? I thought it was cause unknown and faggots were posting hot takes
>>60227983Laughing at america but also angry that I still need a 4% pump to exit the market in the green
So donnys plan was to crash thr market, now he will pump it for a while, then hes gonna crash again
>>60228152All the yuro shitposting made me laugh>war going on in their continent>cry about it>don’t increase defense spending>don’t actually do anything>cry about tariffs>yuros in /smg/ shit up the general>cuck outPoetryFuck europe
>>60228171green + red = green, be careful, a lot of anons lost a lot of money shorting yesterday, I for once I'm glad to be a europoor that's not allowed to do those types of trades or else I would have lost at least a 1000 bucks
migatroons scares and confuses me
>>60228195>>don’t increase defense spending>>don’t actually do anythingretarded gaslighting nigger.EU, Japan and China put the US in its place yesterday.
WE CAN'T LET TRUMP WIN
>>60228195that's because your leaders are beautiful and ours are weak
Now is the time to buy China stocks. Baidu at a trailing and forward PE of 8 with a 0.77 price to book ratio, EV/EBITDA at 2.96. Pure insanity, never seen a discount like this. It's like 50% upside for free, you just have to load up.
they're showing funny charts on the news kek
>>60228195big beautiful coal miner.. I kneel
>>60228150Aren’t these the countermeasures for Lid Day tariffs and the ones which kicked in yesterday are still in play?
>>60228214may as well invest into venezuela real state next, north korea even
>>60228214BIDU? looks like it's been on a straight downtrend since 2021any catalysts to send it?
>>60228205>for once I'm glad to be a europoor that's not allowed to do those types of trades or else I would have lost at least a 1000 bucksWe yuropoors have CFDs for this kind of thing. I made around $5000 going short over the past week.
>>60228209>>>don’t increase defense spending>>>don’t actually do anything>retarded gaslighting nigger.>EU, Japan and China put the US in its place yesterday.um akshually, 75 million countries are begging for a deal, which will be simple easy, and totally not drag out as various bad actors try fuckery against uncle samAnd the whole world is united against CHYNA.So it's simple. Art of the deal eurofags, art of the deal. simple as thatI'm enjoying my Trump Steaks(tm) right now as we speak
>>60228216>dat Chinese amortized costgood fucking going, Trump
>>60228242Strong chewy steaks
>>60228209> retarded gaslighting nigger.Sorry, bud. Spending a couple of bucks to write epic maymays on artillery shells destined for making a crater in an empty field is not helping ukraine lmao
>>60228235I don't think my broker allows it without proving I've worked in a bank for at least a year, not like I would do it after monday and yesterday, they were a bloodbath
>>60228214>Now is the time to buy China stocks. Baidu at a trailing and forward PE of 8 with a 0.77 price to book ratio, EV/EBITDA at 2.96. Pure insanity, never seen a discount like this. It's like 50% upside for free, you just have to load up.I wouldn't invest in china if I were you. They're gonna lose world war 3, and BIGLYNot sure how much money those factories are gonna make when they're bombed out husks of buildingsbut this is more of a long term prediction. The chink stock market will probably go up and down a lot in the coming days.
>>60228242ACTCHUALLY
>>60228253>Strong chewy steaksmade with beautiful and strong american beef, not like the french steaks which are WEAK meat. Not good folks. Not good!
>>60228205this thing is going to bart down like the shitcoin it's become
>>60228265they even say big, beautiful, all-american beef can cure black lung. can anyone confirm? Me and my son have it rough, ever since osha was dismantled our coql mine doesn't have ventilation...
Has anyone created a bot to scrape the sentiment of retail on /smg/ and wsb, make trades against this sentiment. I am pretty sure it will be profitable
>>60228278>they even say big, beautiful, all-american beef can cure black lung. can anyone confirm? Me and my son have it rough, ever since osha was dismantled our coql mine doesn't have ventilation...I only eat raw american elk steaks that I hunted with my bow, just like joe roganMostly just eat elk now, and bear. Vegetables? No, carnivore diet, just like uncle joeWhat could go wrong?Also, weed probably cures cancer. same with DMT. As long as it's american, though
>>60228266or maybe red don will truth social he's going to drop the tariffs on china (as a joke) 2 hours before closure and you will lose all your money, be conservative during crazy times
>>60228195>don’t increase defense spendinghttps://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/statement_25_673https://greekreporter.com/2025/04/03/greece-achilles-shield-defense-program/https://edition.cnn.com/2025/03/23/europe/germany-military-investment-intl/index.html... and just about every country in the EU is massively increasing defence spending similar to these. it's baffling you'd say something so retarded that can be disproven by a simple google search.
>>60228172>>60228179I been checking Japanese news and there is no source or anybody taking credit in Japan. I feel like Wall Street minions in the news are just falsely claiming Japan did it when it was actually China because they are afraid Trump is going to punish China even more
>>60228205Europoors can trade puts on ikbrI still lost 250 dollars yesterday
Why is SPY up?
>>60228205>no shorting as a europoorWhat are you on about? There are enough inverse ETNs traded on european markets. And you can still trade options on the non-tradeable etfs. Needless to say, I lost a 1000 bucks
>>60228229>>60228216This kind of delusion is why chinkstocks are so juicy right now. BYD is trading at a PE of 24 with revenue and profit increasing by 30% y/y. Meanwhile TSLA has a PE ratio of 120 with sales tanking lol. Absolute clown market.
>>60228284just go inverse inverse kramer and you're 90% there
I think I just found my first grey hair
>>60228292Its down 3%
>>60228286>be conservative during crazy timesthese are unironically the best times to make money, especially if you're a poorfag
>>60228152As I said, we're way too slow and bureaucratic to follow the orange retard daily meltdowns and it may ironically be the best path for us. The art of doing (something so slow) nothing.
>>60228289>I been checking Japanese news and there is no source or anybody taking credit in Japan. I feel like Wall Street minions in the news are just falsely claiming Japan did it when it was actually China because they are afraid Trump is going to punish China even morehmm interesting takeYeah I don't know if there's any evidence japan specifically did itMost of the hot takes have been utterly retarded open mouthed stupor"Gosh, the bonds are sure going in a weird direction... but, shouldn't it go the other way?????"No one knowsSo I'm guessing china trying to offload some american treasuries because they think america might use it against them. Either fully stop paying the interest or even refuse to redeem the par value. Or just nuke them and declare those treasuries invalidTrump also straight up told the chinks to get their money out of the american stock market on feb 19th, right before the crash started. No one picked up on that, or even has any explanation as for why the sell off began on that dateBut maybe I'm falling into>Is chinkland responsible of ALL of america's economic woes? The answer to this question, and more on how CHYNA IS THE ENEMY, tonight on Primetime News at Nine.Even I have self awareness to spot that, even though yeah china is the enemy and we need to destroy them, as well as russia and all of america's enemies, cuz... duh
>>60228232reduced ad spending let to the downtrend, but they are still making lots of money (EPS $9.03 in 2024) and are sitting on like $11 billion in cash. they are also the biggest player in AI and have lots of growth in that sector. >>60228260top kek, when there is a world war 3, all markets will go down like 95% since the global economy would implode, making BIDU 5-8% of my portfolio is not really a risk. The US needs China, China needs the US, and they both know this.
>>60228290even after passing their exam they ask me to upload proofs I'm a professional™ investor, which I am not, and even if I were, I can't be arsed to do, I'm just gonna wait for the bottom during the recession and go all in, in the meantime I may try to farm some dividends and jump in during local dips
>>60228287>statementsMeanwhile, ukraine is losing
>>60228321IBKR is shit if you're poor, you can't even trade basic options strategies without $100k to open a margin accountif you're below that saxobank might be better, they let you trade without margin
>>60228319>when there is a world war 3, all markets will go down like 95% since the global economy would implode, making BIDU 5-8% of my portfolio is not really a risk.good point, and yes the markets did get wrecked during ww1 and 2, but uh... chinkland won't recover so good. They will be far more damaged on account of losing BIGLYbut maybe buying after will be good? That was true of germany and japland after ww2 ironically enough.>The US needs China, China needs the US, and they both know this.yes, which is why we need to decoupleThis trade war is dress rehearsal for ww3.
>>60228307or lose everything
>>60228321Use trading 212
What a legend. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/factbox-intel-ceo-lip-bu-100747010.html
>>60228333>lose everythingnot if your risk is definedyou can easily make $1000 with $200 risk if orange man tweets in your direction
>>60228327lmao okay buddy
>>60228317Well, now that George Edward Glass got confirmed as US Ambassador to Japan yesterday, we will likely find out if Japan was the culprit this week since George Glass is a famous China hater who successfully forced Portugal to reduce Chinese investment in their country. George Glass will report back to Trump about any Japanese shenanigans. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Edward_Glass
>>60228332USA is not going to war with China. I know it's fun to think about, but let's be serious. They're terrified of war of Iran and Russia who are much weaker than China.
>>60228317It is highly suspicious that the Jap selloff “evidence” is word from a Fox News highly pro Trump source, and is framing it as “listen take it from me, I’m a MAGA guy but…”, now that I think about it
>>60228335wanted to open an account with them last week, may do so in the weekend>>60228348yes, that's what being conservative means, play with only a small portion of your money, don't dump all of it into the casino like a lot of anons did yesterday
back to the same old shit I guessnothing ever happens
>>60228357> They're terrified of war of Iran and Russia Were directly attacking and killing Iranian proxies, Europe, on the other hand, is still taking Russian gasLMAO
>>60228369>don't dump all of it into the casino like a lot of anons did yesterdaydo people actually do this?
>>60228364Japan historically has a conservative, hoarding personality, so they are more likely to do nothing in unusual situations
>>60228332>ww3 fantasies200k-300k US troops vs 1million+ on their home turfno industrial base at home to resupplycut off from critical minerals supply chainall regional partner bases are within hypersonic missile rangeregional partners hate your guts and don't want you to shit up the regionno western allies backing you upthe speculated 2025 date is a fantasyit's not happeningeven drunkhegseth knows US will get their teeth kicked in kekkkkkk
have you thanked Mr. Trump for saving the economy today?
>>60228377people like to yolo, especially when it looks like you can't lose, I hope these last 3 days taught anons to not put all their eggs in one basket, felt bad to see all the kmsposting even if most of it was probably larping
>>60228399I usually don't thank the thief just because he returned the goods he stole from me.
>>60228420>food analogyYou lost lol
Why is nothing happening
>>60228425wtf did they actually shoot a baby hippo in chicago?!
>>60228431it was a commie baby hippo
>>60228431Yes
mumus are hangover from yesterday, so at least I can make some money back
CPI IN 5 MINUTESCPI IN 5 MINUTESCPI IN 5 MINUTESCPI IN 5 MINUTESCPI IN 5 MINUTES
>>60228445
>>60228445isn't it in 1 hour?
predictions for today
>>60228457open at 3% lower and then snibba
>>60228456CPI IN 1 HOURCPI IN 1 HOURCPI IN 1 HOURCPI IN 1 HOURCPI IN 1 HOUR
>>60228457You're going to get heemed
From Reuters>There was also some concern that China could offload U.S. Treasuries, something that would take time to show up in official numbers. China is the second-biggest foreign holder of U.S. government debt after Japan, holding almost $761 billion of bonds in January.I’m curious to see when it comes out who was selling, how we get access to that info and when exactly I don’t know
>>60228457about to find out how red it can get
>>60228457Crab season
>>60228476China owns more than that, it's well known they're proxy-buying through Belgium. Caiman Islands and Luxembourg should also be obvious proxies.
>>60228485just smack my bitch up
>>60228488I hope some nerd at Bloomberg is going to do a piece on this when the data comes out
Alright fellas we feeling bullish or bearish today?
>>60228476Yet some random boomer at Fox News blames it on Japan with no proof
>>60228476It was hedge funds offloading treasuries from the treasuries basis trade worth trillions. Usually a safe play hence the popularity among hedge funds but when treasuries rise so do the losses for hedge funds. Hedge fund managers like Jamie Dimon pressured Trump to cut tariffs yesterday and why Trump said the bond market is doing well. China can't offload billions in treasuries in a short timeframe
>>60228510Noone knows, we opened with a fat - 3% thoughI shoulve sold my calls at close, I shouldve suspected the pump will fade
>>60228443the tariffs are just a fiddle being played by trump before his second greatest rugpull happens
>>60228510bullisheuro counter-tariff pause is a big dealchina still up in the air, but unless something crazy comes out from them, there's no reason for us not to have a smoother daypump will NOT be as strong as yesterday thoughfriday a tossup
>>60228510upward snibs
obama
>>60228562>>60228551We've still got bulls unslaughtered I see. Way down we go then.
>>60228338>I'm playing both sides so I always come out on topSo called "free marketeers" ameritards right now kek
>>60228485wtf, is that real?
>futuresLads, are we dumping today?
>>60228649everyone thinks everything is back to normal now so the next stage is despair
Do I sell is the bloodbath today?
Is it actually possible to predict where sp500 will go without being delusionally bullish or bearish
>>60228687Nope, can literally turn on a dime now
>>60228687I went by this chart while doing degen 0pte's and i've been up a big amount since a month ago. It's not perfect but there's a good chance today is still bullish.
Guys, think about it, if "Liberation Day" had just been to create the current state (China 100+ % tariff, Global 10% tariff, fuck knows what other tarrifs with Canada/Mexico/Cars/Steel/Pharma) do you think SPY would be trading at ~5500??I'm not even a bear I just cashed out recently because this is insane.
>>60228687Nobody consistently makes money except hodlers, so the best answer is that it is fundamentally bullish
>>60228716This has been absolutely fucked presently because of constantly developments during market hours, do not use this right now
>>60228589i made plenty money on monday playing the dipi'm a swingy
The world’s richest people added $304 billion to their combined net worth, the largest one-day gain in the history of the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, after Trump pledged to pause tariffs for some countries
>>60228724This is a meme for newfags. As long as you don't flip flop like that orange retard on every 1h candle, you'll be fine buying the obvious dips and selling the obvious exit pumps like that one yesterday.
>>60228762Trump's presidency is just going to be a gigantic wealth transfer, isn't it?
>>60228762>>60228774uh oh commies are seething
>>60228768Makes sense>t newfag
watching chinese news with ai translation is pretty funny and rawwhole asia region is pissedaussies are gonna side with chinathat alone is world's ~40 gdp vs 25throw in the rando SEA countries that's 50-60%US thinking the rest will side with US is fantasy grade copium
>>60228785commies want the Big Beautiful Coal (clean), sweatshops and People's Liberation Day™ Party to America, these guys just want to have normalcy so their bets can make more sense
>>60228824Australia will cuck out hard if it wants its subs.If it ever gets them, that is.
what do I buy?
I dont know if my broker app is bugged or wtf is with this volatility, 5 point moves a second
If TSLA goes up more than 5% today I will short it, trust
>>60228824why would anyone side with a country retarded enough to do explicit shakedowns of everyone in the world at the same time when their opposition only does it individually and implicitly over a long period of time
poomp is coming, trust the plan.
>>60228824The aussies won't side with China, no matter how much it hurts them. They'll get couped again
>>60228824it reminds me of Brits thinking the old empire would open their doors to them post brexit.utter lunacy
Rofl was it really that bad? It's all crashing straight down.
>>60228824as for EU:>https://nitter.poast.org/vonderleyen/status/1910278392349327628#m>We took note of the announcement by President Trump.>We want to give negotiations a chance.>While finalising the adoption of the EU countermeasures that saw strong support from our Member States, we will put them on hold for 90 days.>If negotiations are not satisfactory, our countermeasures will kick in.>Preparatory work on further countermeasures continues.>As I have said before, all options remain on the table.doesn't sound like bending the knee to me.
Cpi cold, what do today bobos?
We’re going to get a retarded pump because US consumption didn’t retroactively collapse in March after tariffs in April aren’t we
Nvm we already did lol
>>60228946>all indicators are delayed in some fashionin other news, water is wetdo you really expect a market reaction from data that hasn't materialized yet?
>>60228961This gay and fake pump triggered my Tesla short stop loss. I don't want to buy in again immediately so going to ride my Apple one instead.
>>60228971Thats a tight stop loss
>>60228982A bit skittish now with how you never know Trump might blow your balls off. It was a break-even stop loss so not like I lost anything on it, still irritating.
When did we uninvert?Contango all I every wantedContango all I ever needed
so what are the predictions for today? personally, i'm thinking it's gonna crab, maybe close on -0.1% or something like that.
>>60228962I don’t expect anything at all
>>60228962After the collective retardation that the market displayed these past few days? Yes, definitely yes.
Could someone kindly post the market direction chart?
>>60229026>>60229026>>60229026new bread
