'tism Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>60975318
What stage of the bubble is circular investment located in? OpenAI and Nvidia sucking each other's dicks kek
Uipath Is good investment?
HOWEVER
I'M FINALLY GREENAFTER TEN LONG DAYSHALLELUJAH MDA TO THE STARS
>>60976416>Conditions worse on both sides. Markets both up.The difference between the US and China is that the Shanghai composite average PE is like 15 vs 30 for the US. China is also growing at like twice the rate of the US.
GOLD AND SILVER???ON NO NEWS??????
>>60976433Yes, big deal signed with SAP just last week.
Why does DPZ keep going down after rate cuts? I don't see any news on why. Does Warren Buffet hate pizza now?
>>60976444If Silver reaches $100 its unironically over for humanity keklmao
>Nvidia's Jensen Huang: “We represent the American Dream.">OpenAI's Sam Altman: "We need to get the smartest people in the country.">The two CEOs spoke to CNBC about President Trump's decision to raise the fee for an H-1B visa. Here's what they said.
henlomister jerome*leans into mic* *pulls out small pair of symbals* ᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳᶜᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ...*tsh tsh*FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Uh oh
>>60976452H-how did you do that anon?
Predicting blood red Tuesday or Wednesday Buyer beware
Do I buy the 'tism dip?
>>60976450>>The two CEOs spoke to CNBC about President Trump's decision to raise the fee for an H-1B visa. Here's what they said.
>>60976449it wont be over but silver at 100$ will be glorious for my shitfolio
>>60976457What did they mean by this lads...?
>>60976457he sold?
>>60976462I wish my parents hadn't
>>60976459BEATEN
>>60976460I've got cash and I'm slurpinSomeone tell me where to put some gambling money I'm feeling feisty.
>>60976450>Nvidia's Jensen Huang: “We represent the American Dream.">>OpenAI's Sam Altman: "We need to get the smartest people in the country."I want to see their heads on a spike
Reminder not to buy the top on this like anon did a few days ago and was gloating when he was up a few k, didn’t sell and now bagholding with thousands in losses kek
Is coreweave a good bet?
>>60976450>“We represent the American Dream."lole
I usually DCA each paycheck and keep my savings at a healthy 30k, but im really feeling tempted by bigger buysAll this green is making me lose my sense of reason
>>60976452is this what they call magic?
>>60976479If you don’t like it then leave
>>60976485Depends which side you take.>>60976481So you're not going to cut your losses and deploy capital elsewhere?>>60976478GRRR, MDA, GAMB
>>60976452What kind of sorcery is this? :o
I have SOXL $33 calls expiring Friday. Would now be a good time to sell?
imagine you bought gold and silver
>never traded before>put thousands in Nvidia and Palantir literally 1 hour before the launch of GPT-5 which I thought would be a 100% success>lost thousands immediately when it flopped>panic sold to make things worse because I was a noob>been buying dips and selling highs over the last 1.25 months to now where I'm within $100 of where I startedit's been quite the journey bros any advice on how I get that final $100? Then I can finally start to earn
>>60976499If you're posting about it, probably
were getting close to a local top
>>60976485That $130 strike price expiring 10/31 has the most open interest than any other call price by far... I'm not sure how to take that.
Nvidia and OpenAI = Cisco and LucentChange my mind, this fucking bubble is gonna go nuclear
>>60976510again?
>>60976485Was a better bet in the low hundreds but it’s gonna continue going up and NVDA has a massive stake in it that it has been adding to. Open AI announced a big deal with NBIS (competitor to coreweave) and it pumped 40% overnight. Could see CRWV getting one of these deal either with open AI or MSFT especially after the news of NVDA investing more into Open AI. It’s pretty much a proxy for NVDA to sell more chips to and it rents them out to mega cap tech instead of them buying directly from Nvidia
Literal 6 hours of pumping session. And it's going for the 6700
the pumpamentals havent changedwe keep pumping until morale improves
I bought more puts today than I’ve ever bought in 12 years of doing this. Going to take a brake and let it ride. Good luck everyone.
>>60976496I sold my NVDA near the top today and related leveraged holdings and freed up 23k, started buying precious metals. Sold my PLTR last week
MSFT you piece of shityou're fucking up my portfolio today
>>60976501Take it as a lesson to sell the news buy the rumor and take the $100 loss you probably got back tenfold that in paper losses that you would have had locked in. Or just stay long and continue DCA/buy the dip
>>60976523Nice GG anon. Which Precious Metal tickers have you gone for?I can't help but feel TMC has room to run but is the most risky of all PM companies as it is just a concept and environmentalists hate the concept.
Six hundred and sixty-seven US dollars
Easy money
Have the Japs conclusively figured out the secret to divvies?
>>60976501Here's a tip for tech: buy on rumors, sell on news. Would have prevented you from being in that situation.
LMAO VUZI 30%
>>60976533>11%weak
>>60976528>>60976535isn't buy the news sell the dip applicable to all industries, not just tech?
>>60976495nice reddit memeliterally got this shit on my phone as pop right now
>>60976512I also have no clue>>60976515Thanks for the chart. I actually was originally looking at NBIS but it got that deal and shot up so much. Plus coreweave seems to be the leader in this space at the moment. I picked up a small position this morning at $120 and then the nvda/open ai deal came out so that pumped it but I’m not sure if I want to buy more currently. I do think it’ll be a winner in the long term like you said though
>>60976533Are divvies really worth it? Money made from them get taxed to shit...
>>60976529JNUG/NUGT NEMBGDXSILJAGGold will continue being a safety haven asset and as interest rates come down bond holders etc will buy more gold. Trillions sitting in money market funds waiting to be unleashed in the markets we haven’t topped yet or even close. Trump gonna pack the Fed with more of his guys that want interest rates at 2.5% just a matter of time. The days of j pow running the money printer are coming to an end rapidly. Silver has more catching up to do and recently broke out of a decades long trading range
>>60976529>Which Precious Metal tickers have you gone for?BHS
is teslas pump over?
Bought some FXAIX, SPMO, SCHG, and FSPGX in my Roth IRA
>>60976556DRIP is pretty powerful
So will AMD ever hit the top again? I bought at an all time high and I am still holding the bags
On the road againI just can't wait to get on the road againThe life I love is making music with my frensAnd I can't wait to get on the road againOn the road againGoin' places that I've never beenSeein' things that I may never see againAnd I can't wait to get on the road againEverybody sing
how is ARKK doing?
i know the line always goes up but why voo jumped so damn much? the bear might hear all this racket and wake up.
>>60976574I saw Willie Nelson live this summer. Surprisingly good voice for being in his 90'sBob Dylan sounded like hot dogshit though
>>60976501NVDA is slightly up and Palantir is very slightly down from when GPT-5 launchedSo how about buying and holding something and stop being an easily scared/distracted zoomer.
>>60976555It’s super volatile you can always lock in after a 7-8% run up and get an as-good or better entry it’s a solid swing trading type of stock. NVDA also increased their CRWV position in q2 so inadvertently as CRWV market cap goes up so does NVDA via its stock holdings. Jensen doesn’t make losing bets
>>60976581About 49% YTD, not bad at all. Still a long ways from its highs though
>>60976554You have to study the enemy to beat them
>see anons here recommend IBKR for trades>making an account requires you to take a quiz>im too retarded to know half that shitThank god for Schwab covering my retarded ass
whos holding oil stocks
I lost money on NVDA from buying and holding, ask me anything
>>60976597lmao retard the economy now runs on AI
this is why you never sell
>>60976584>On the road agACKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I bought and held NVDA and I'm up 25% ask me anything.
>>60976513Hello boomer.I loss 150k in LU
>>60976604I find this post funny
you think it is 4 sessions in a row up for gold? i dont. fuck that i am SHORT ON LEVERAGE:
My stock is up a dollar, but I need it to be up two dollars to sell. Suffering!
I have a question.In charts like these, if there's a 50% rise, does that mean that it was, for example, 100k at the start of the month, and 150k at the end, OR, does it mean that it went 100k to 110k five times over that month, ending it at 110k?
Motherfucker Buffett finally completely exited BYD. The band aid has been ripped off and nows the time to BUY.
>>60976556I cannot emphasize enough how great return of capital is. Always aim for roc, and until you make at least what you put into it back, you're tax free. Lets you reinvest and build a larger base, and everything you buy with that returned capital starts paying too, also tax free until it's fully paid for itself
NVDA is the Davos Corp from Westworld and I'm William
>>60976603how is that possible when it's at ATH?
>>60976620You think companies beg Buffet to not sell? Seems like he is indicator of his own.
>>60976617As in, does a 50% number mean a difference from the end and start of a month, or the sum of any rises over the whole month?
Guys I just came here to say that I love green days and I love making money
>>60976635He sold AAPL in Q2. lol
>>60976617its not the sum, its the end of month result from the beginning of the month. so from aug 1st to aug 31, bitcoin went down 6% in the end. it could have been up whatever or down whatever midway through
>>60976633I bought at 180 right before earnings, hoping it was gonna pop a bit, but no, it kept going down for about a week so i sold at 169.And of course its at ATH now, its because I sold it.
Are we Roshing now?
>>60976648And I love you, Anon!
>>60976635It's just bullshit. BYD is expanding all over the world and the stock crashes 4% today because Buffett sold a couple million in stocks. He has been dragging on this sell off for for years now. Now that he's finally out, that's one less uncertainty that people piss their pants about.
>>60976620>buying this chart >buying chinkshit that will never be able to be sold in the US >buying after buffet exits Just like he has the golden touch it’s also the kiss of death when he exits. Imagine if it was announced he exited Apple you would see a selloff the likes of April tariffs or worse
>IKBR logged me out again>has a stupid rule that can prevent you from selling microcaps ok bye
>>60976653Thank you very much for the info, that's great news :D
do you guys think SPY will fall anytime soon? It's suspicious how steadily it has been trending up since april's tariff scares. anyone else waiting for a good entry point?
wow theres a janny lurking with us? i hope this means all the coomershit will be deleted instantly too
was submitting a $3.5 6700p for SPX and it misses the limit because the fucking spx dips as i submit the request
>now they pump the dow jneswtf is this
DONALD DUCK MARKET
>>60976678hahahah i laughed at this post
>>60976666checked>spy also 666
>>60976678US economy outside the top 20 is in absolute shambles.
>>60976611>longing the dollar when Jerome and Trump are taking turns shitting on itI shiggy diggy doo.
>>60976686Are there Oil companies in the Dow jones?
>>60976655Thank you for your sacrifice
>>60976656anyone hedging?
I have sxr8, a fund that performs better than sxr8 and nvda.How do I make even more money without knowing fuck all about stock market other than jews pump fresly printed money into it to keep to zog going?
>>60976666>giggatantic post
>>60976568My Roth IRA is 100% RSSB. I have no idea if I will regret that in 40 years.
I warned you about precious metals and precious metal accessories, bro. I told you, dog.
>>60976662>look up BYD>Boyd Gaming CorpWonder how much of their share price is propped up by the confusion
>>60976711The Fed has quite literally achieved nothing but pump each and every inflation hedge.
>>60976558Based add a little SLVR and HL.Hecla bout to burst out against silver.
>>60976563>BHSThe retarded scam /CMMG/ mining experts thought was the greatest investment of all time and BHS never submitted a propper mining permit application? Please post your "gains" on this great investment of yours.
>>60976625Shhhhh don’t tell them
How did kitco fuck up their website so bad?
>>60976723It's a meme.But at this point even the miner shit stocks are about to moon.
New ATH in last 10 mins? Call it.
>>60976595where does he know 4chan memes from?
>BANK OF JAPAN HAS BOUGHT 1000 SHARES OF INTEL STOCK>Stock ROCKETS>Starts slowly dropping back to $20 per share>NVIDIA HAS ANNOUNCED BUYING OF 1000 SHARES OF INTEL STOCKS>STOCK ROCKETS>Starts slowly dropping back to $20 per share
POWER TEN MINUTES PLEASEWHY DID WE STALL OUTKEEP IT PUMPING PLEASENO MORE AFTERNOON CRABSJEROME
>DOW dumps>SPX pumps>NDX pumps
>Cass Freight Index has fallen to the lowest level since financial crisis, with "US freight shipments collapse," per BBG.Huh, maybe that retail wagie from the other thread might be on to something...
>>60976698>Are there Oil companies in the Dow jones?yes for example Chevron Corporation (CVX)
>>60976744the market is sleepy, let it take a breather
>>60976738Someone from his team definitely browses here of that I’m sure. Too many times have seen ideas come to fruition Sometimes the schizos get it right
>Bought AVGO instead of NVDA>AVGO : I CAN'T PUMPBacked the wrong horse. I'M SO DONE
>>60976748They're going to paper it over using inadvisably loose monetary policy. Precious metals and precious metal accessories are the only way to shield yourself from imminent hyperstagflation.
>>60976748Companies have become consumers.
>PLUG
>Silver >44.10 $
GJ at everybody involved we only pumped for 6 1/2hours.
I sold my SOXL call, UT I have a bad feeling a out SPY tomorrow even though all the records should show that it will pull through.
>>60976773look at HYDRim looking at Hexagon Purus
>>60976764Is there something I'm missing here? In what world is this not the top?
>>60976782Literally the entire history of that line to the left, you couldve said the same.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>we didn't hit 6700It's over. It was all for nothing.
>>60976748we need to keep an eye on shipping, if rates collapse enough we'll see negative oil prices again
>>60976792-0.16% thanks to bezos
watched the spx options like they were aquarium fishshould’ve committed to 6700p
>>60976792
>>60976792Up 0.40%, Amazon exposure got me down
>>60976792+.16%i dont trust fidelity's numbers+3.4% in the roth
>>60976792I transferred some money today, but about +1.2%.
>>60976747>the money rotates
>>60976792>+1.72% (+$5191)Every day I am euphoric. Combine that with the H1B executive order and life is fantastic.
Based or retarded?
>>60976792+3,13 %
>>60976724>3000 divident>when they pay 1 cent per 180 usdyou hold 54 million dollar worth of shitvida?
Today: +0.88%This Month: +5.79%This Year: -29.80%I'm now above the -30% line ytd
>>60976792+0.68% today+9.65% YTD [spoiler]I only made my Schwab account in June
>>60976792good
>>60976838>NVDYAnon...
>>60976792+4.98% (+$255). I've officially beat my first "8% a month" goal with a week to spare. It'll get way harder later so I know it won't be manageable, but it'll be fun to see how long I can keep this going
>>60976792+1.8 poo cent
>>60976638Why in the fuck would it be the sum? What mathematical principle is that even? None that anyone ever uses.
>>60976792i was upthen i was downso probably +-0
>>60976843I forgot there's no spoilers on biz
>>60976792Pretty good considering the day started red
DXY is down another 0.33% today, so if you made less than that, then you actually lost money. Only precious metals and precious metal accessories can save you.
>>60976792Tol brothers ate away my profits on Caterpillar
so, what medicine will Orange Man shill for now?Ivermectin? Bleach?Did you buy puts against JNJ?
>>60976792+7.63% today+55.76 YTD
>>60976792+.69% mainly thanks to RKLB. Opened up a huge CRWV call so hoping that takes off.
they selling AH
>>60976865>+7.63% todaywhat dick did you suck?
>>60976811Does it improve your daily gains if you put on a suit while browsing stocks to invest/day trading?
>>60976792+4.06% Thank you, David Soxl
>>60976856Anon you fucked up your spoilers regardless
>>60976870You guys going to be watching KVUE with me through this Trump event? Imagine the pump if he blames something other than tylenol. But it seems pretty much assured at this point. Tempted to short the bottom here, surely we'll get a few more dollars down.
>>60976876Last I checked, you dont need the [/spoiler] unless you're having non-spoiler'd text afterwardHowever this setback is making me feel quite bearish
>>60976792Nothing ever happens.
>>60976674somebody PLEASE respond
>>60976884Seems like nice and steady growth to me. Of course that’s a lot easier in the bull market we’ve been having
>>60976792I was sick today, so I wasn’t very active. +0.46%
>>60976739woah it's a ghost
>>60976872No, it increases self-hatred.
>>60976674see >>60971091
>>60976892why would it fall? all news is bullish news
>>60976895Well that's mostly deposits. My main holding is berkshire so while it's up quite a bit since I bought it the ATH earlier this year means my appreciation gains on the YTD are rather minimal.
>portfolio gains 0.7% after hours
so whens that big one that i have been warned about?
>>60976792-0.02%i've sold everything at a loss to buy 1 noose length piece of rope
>>60976914
why did lose tesla all gains when orajew gained non stop?
>>60976919
oh no the 50 call i sold on ASTS when i bought it last week is about to get called away early leaving me with a measely 1300 in gains how will i ever cope when the stock is trading at 100 eoy
>>60976792>total gainsI don't want to buy more, I don't want to sell, I want to buy more on leverage and I don't
>>60976919Because >OpenAi collab Oracle>NVDA now invest 100b in OpenAI>NVDA also pumps +140b on that newsFreemoneyglitch
>>60976871APLD and AI
>>60976913
its a good thing that the goyim are distracted on social media and follow the hyped and trtending hashtags
>>60976792>+.82%Wish that I was still in TQQQ instead of regular QQQ, but I'm not complaining with gains like these
>>60976792>+4.2%
>>60976792>1D: +11.20%all luck, zero skill. >>60976839congrats anon, im looking forward to seeing you get to positive.
>>60976792+3.01%
>>60976739The state of intcel bagholders
>>60976674>>60976892I'm a beginner at this stuff, but if it seems to be steadily going up, then any entry point is good. I guess wait for when it temporarily goes down to save a few bucks, but that's it.Maybe compare the current year's monthly trending with the ones from previous years, to get a better idea of when it might dip or something.
LUNR bros we're about to launch again
>ASTS nearly back at $50 a sharehttps://youtu.be/HFgeustBpFk?feature=shared
>>60976983But anon, if it only goes up, he won't be saving a few bucks
>>60976792+1.78% across accounts. God bless Israel
>>60976852It doesn't make much sense, yes, but I wanted to ask just to be sure, just in case it really were that way.Maybe years of dealing with teachers making retarded test answers leads me to think twice about stuff like this lol.
Why is Apple going up?
>>60977000I sold it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLco-fm-WdY
>>60977011$20 says it's artificial food coloring
>>60976923
>>60976986>>60976986MDA is about to run back up to $50 alsoGRRR double bottom occuring as we speak.
lol my doctor's office sent me an email because they think I am mentally unwellthey don't even know I'm down 30% this year
>>60977024kek
>>60976792I did my DCAs regardless that it felt bad to do so at that juncture in the chart. I also sent more money brokerage to convert to usd because that exchange is reasonably favorable at the moment
>>60976792another shitty day in my stupid retard lifewhy do i keep doing this to myself i bought calls after the morning dip and sold them for a measly profit thinking it was gonna dip for reasons and kept buying puts i fucked myself again thinking my stupid analysis and shit was that "oh boy ATH it cant possibly go up some more", buy puts when i think its pulling back but nopeall my last weeks gains wiped like it aint shitive done this before tooeven bought calls on IWM and sold them too early, id be up big if i didnt cuck outnow im flat broke except this MDA call and my GAMB calls and some other rando shit callsive had this conversation with myself before too, puts always fuck me and my calls usually print bigim never gonna fucking make it at this ratewatch me do the most retarded t hing tomorrow, probably buy calls at open and watch the line go down all dayanother fucking wasted day looking for opportunity instead of doing something of valuethe worst part isi would have bought those 667 puts 5 minutes before and i would have at least 5x'd them but no, i was broke and only bought 666 putshope someone got a laugh out of this
>>60977008good enough of an explanation for me
>>60977054just buy nvda retard
>>60977054You could not have told that the market would react this dump until 13pm. The NVDA shit came 12pm. After 13pm it was somewhat obvious that this is a low vol retard pump to another ATH until almost end of session.
>>60977054Don't buy puts at all time highs. Even if you're right, and it's the tip top day, markets will chop at tops and bottoms first.
>>60977024>manual release mechanism didn't workI don't understand how you could fuck that up on the manufacturing side. A manual release, regardless of the fanciful design of the primary electronic release, should just be a handle attached to a cable attached to a hook inside the door that yanks the latch open by force.
Legitimate question. How are all these tech companies and startups popping up out of nowhere? I don't mean big meme ones like palantir but the smaller ones that hyperfocus on some niche and have some chad figure head on biz shows, offices in several cities, cleanass websites. You got real meme shit like chainlink labs but obviously they are funded by jeets and biz neet paypiggies, but the actual AI/tech companies I'm talking about. Is there some long chain/pipeline of nerds in universities cooding then some biz bro comes along and turns that shit into a company with their harem on demand of urban office ladies to fill their mad men chamber? How do people even get in on this game? I feel like this is all the matrix and companies/offices just populate themselves in the simulation overnight. I thought cities were dead but for some reason city slickers are always filling up some decaying oldass parking garage on a typical weekday.
I have only bought marketI dont know what a put, limit, or stop is
The main problem for many smiggers is that you don’t have a strategy
>>60977081I have a strategy it's just boring
>>60977076I kneel
>>60975155 >>60975156 >>60975159 are you shitting me?they do literally nothing all daywork 1,5 hoursgo lunch for an hour???i thought the wall street is physiologically demanding???? they work less then teachers
>>60977063yeah thanks lemme just pull a couple hundreds out my ass so i can afford some ITM calls for next week>>60977065as true as that is, why do i still think i can "outsmart" the market and that all the TA in the world doesnt predict fuckall in the end, that this is a retard buy-only button market, and even realizing that, I STILL FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY>>60977068well the slight pullbacks always fucking bait me into thinking that "oh boy here we go thats the one time to FOMO">>60977076sometimes i think i should lobotomize myself to follow along in this market and actually make money and not lose it to my own overthought shit decisions>>60977089it pumped during lunch hour today
>>60977089In this world, just like how you can work very hard and get little in return, it's also possible to work very little and get plenty in return.Gotta know when to work smart, and when to work hard, or both.
>>60977076Put is a type of option contract. Which you can buy or sell. When you buy a put, you’re expecting the stock price to fallLimit order is when you purchase a stock at a specific price. As opposed to a market orderStop limit/loss order is an order you can place to sell a stock to take your profits, protects you from a stock price falling
I mean where are these chad business guys coming up with ideas for software that's profitable to get their own office building setups? I could see in the 1980s coming up with excel spreadsheets was a no brainer but I can't wrap my head around these days where they find an application for AI so quick. Is there a secret tech chad club where they can contact a korean computer nerd and /g/ weeb on demand to work with chinese math PHD to just code some shit in a year? What black magic is going on? Do they sacrifice jeets to trains to get /x/ knowledge?
>>60977106Thanks for the explanation - makes some senseHowever i will still only buy at market because my monkey brain understands that most easily
how do I short American children?
>Futures hit MA20 on 15min>bounce off perfectly smooth in a u-shape
>>60977035What do you have to do to get an email like that?
I contribute 500 dollars a month into my roth ira and then at the end of the year I withdraw 6k. It's like i'm giving myself a fat bonus to invest in my retirment
>>60976923>fudamentalThen explain how its overvalued as fuck in the first place
>>60977035>they don't even know I'm down 30% this yearu sure about that?
>>60977121They send out a periodic questionnaire to see how I'm doing, and apparently the trends have not been good. And that's with me lying in my answers, pretending I'm actually happy
>>60977118By investing into American women, lmao
>>60977035If you're losing to the Shitty Piss 500 by 44% then maybe they are on to something. Are you a big bear or just a retard?
>>60976864>>60976864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esKFMCb_hYU
>>60977095>it pumped during lunch hour todayNyo
Brap
>>60977071literally go outside and get a job
I just financed a plane ticket lmao
>>60977138bruh
>>60977054You're a shitty trader but you could become an average investor. You clearly are incapable of beating the market so just DCA into SPY & Gold ETFs. Then gamble with 25% of your account, but do some DD don't just invest because I told you, and I am the anon who is in GAMB & MDA. Most importantly, you need to sort out your psychologically, meditation & exercise can help in a large way. But in truth the only fix is exposure therapy, after a few years the losses hurt less but the wins also feel less satisfying. Once you are investing logically rather than emotionally you will become much more successful. Try not to lose too much getting to that point.
>>60977126Yeah nobody but Fidelity and /smg/ knows>>60977129Don't worry, I'm just a retardAlso, it's just my gambling account down bigly. My dca account is up almost enough to fully cancel out the loss. If I add in retirement accounts, which I rarely touch, I'm very + for the year
>specifically said "Tylenol" and not acetaminophen Lmao the company is gonna fucking sueTylenol is a brand
>>60977147Based
>>60976974Post best plays ytd
>>60977162Yeah that was mentioned yesterday that's why it was down today
>>60977076What is your YTD oh noble simple one? Honestly a little envious, decisions must come to you so easily and without mental pushback.You on the left.
>>60977162kek i dont know whats more appaling; these fucking idiots who won the election or those fucking idiots that managed to lose to these clowns
Is this a bug or did Johnson&Johnson pump even though being accused of being responsible for autism via Tylenol?
>>60977179probably a run on tylenol or something
>>60977179autism is like a super power. sure as hell helped elon make trillions.
>more kids have autism now!!1yeah, they redefined autism as an "spectrum" in an time where kids are born with a fucking phone/tablet in their hands just so their parents can make them shut the fuck up for a while
>>60977179KVUE is up 5% as well and mooningShorts getting squeezed lmaoHow utterly predictable
>>60977071You want Fundrise Innovation Fund to invest in startups before IPO. Up 43%ytd, holds Open AI, Anduril, etc No minimum account size required
>>60977194>KVUE is up 5% as well and mooninggoddamit i couldnt sell my puts at close because of day trade restrictions fuck me
bearish on women
>>60977071Are you really asking how companies work and why they actually succeed while memeshitcoins are a racketeering scam?
>>60976459trade secret newfag ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>60976792+0.1%
>>60977214
>>60976792horrible day -2.53%
>>60977123Tesla is a scam
>got a new part time job, 25/hr>current job is contract, ends in liek 5 weeks, 20/hr>hr lady says they have a new 'verified time' system and that I left at 5:51, but put 6 pm on my timesheet and demands I correct it!Imagine nitpicking over like 3 dollars of pay lmao. The funny part is that I know I used the bathroom after that. I could literally just shit for 10 minutes doing no work at all, then turn off the computer so their system registers it as 6:01 and be entirely in the right. Why do they always try to fight you on dumb shit like this when I have nothing to lose. My only and great regret is seeing a crypto I put 100 bucks into run up 10x in 2 weeks. If I put 10k into that I'd be fucking gone yesterday.
Gold slumlords we cant stop dominating
>>60977170I only opened my account in June (was a cryptofag before that and fucking hated it) and am up 9.65%Not too terrible for just DCAing into stuff each paycheck, but obviously wish i had started far sooner on this side instead of wasting it on shitcoins. Oh well though - you live and you learn
>>60976422Whats the play here? Let's all buy the same stock and whatever happens happens
>>60976437Because you shilled this 10 days ago I bought MDAi instead by accident and am now up 34 cents per 101 shares.
>>60976422anon... i... need the apu aspie jpeg....
>>60977236It's just informationalMany of us even do business with some of those companies
>>60977245Understood. So let's all pick one and buy some shares before earnings
>>60977243
thinking about financing a pizza for dinner
>>60976444Only 12% of my portfolio was in miners, now it's 14%. If only it was 100% a month ago.>fell for the 'diversification' meme again
Sold FSPTXTop holdings NVDA AAPL MSFT Pivot begins
why do americans make a TV show out of everything? kek
>>60976450>chines and israeli>grifting from government money while shilling against the american peopleI want to smuggle a nuke into silicon valley in minecraft.
>>60977238Based retard. There's another guy who accidentally bought the wrong ticker and is up bigly. God smiles upon his chosen fools.>OPENDOOR IS CRASHING>HAHAHA GET FUCKED REDDIT PUMP & DUMPHop on OPEN puts as much as you can as quick as you can its going back down to $2!
>>60977179KVUE and J&J broke up years ago
Bros what score should I be getting on my practice exam before I take my 66? Just got a 69 and I fucking hate this shit.
>>60976481How do you lose thousands on a 1 dollar move? Extremely risky options or just dumping 200k into a single stock?
>>60977268>Hop on OPEN puts as much as you can as quick as you can its going back down to $2!Is this true or are you just memeing me so I get squozed by retardditors?
>>60976418so how many of you made it through this change in the status quo?
>>60977278>How do you lose thousands Same way you make thousands just opposite but obviously you don't know anything about that
Remember to put as much as you can in Roth BEFORE your savings account. Roth is protected in a bankruptcy, meaning it's a great store of value if your money gets fucked. You can withdraw as much as you put in, leaving your gains to grow once the heat dies down
newfag here with a poorfolio, Do I swing trade to lock in gains?
>>60977292SCHG is my Roth
>>60977289Found the guy who lost thousands on extremely risky calls. My condolences is what I would say, but you chose to be gay.
>>60977254god bless>>60977288>so how many of you made it through this change in the status quo?the tism thing or like in general this year? this is unironically my best year trading stocks. ever. all thanks to trump's economic agenda.
Crushing Tylenol and spreading the powder across the threshold of my door so no one with autism can get in.>I can't leave.
>>60976418I hope you all shorted with leverage.
>>60977298It's called gay for pay baby and it's the only way to get ahead in life, enjoy being poor
>>60977268I tend to agree have always hated this p&d$OPEN IS TOTAL GARBAGE.The company has lost money every single year since its founding. The business model does not work and has atrocious unit economics. Cost cutting will not move the needle. Go ahead and speculate if you wish, but don’t DARE pretend that there is a fundamental case. $OPEN is valued at 22x EV/revenues, has a lousy balance sheet and is perennially loss making. By way of comparison, Compass ($COMP) is valued at .9x EV/revenues, has a strong balance sheet and is profitable. Ignore the siren calls of the “ARMY” and DYOR. I have no position and am just trying to educate investors so that they don’t get bagged in this POS as was the case with $AMC
>>60977302I don't feel so good mumus>>60976666
>>60977154the worst part is, i daytraded the spy and in the last 3 weeks every time i bought calls i made money, sometimes a little, sometimes morebut every time i think itll go down, because its friday or some such event or whatever, it keeps going up, and instead of just disconnecting and say fuck it, lets move on to something else, i just think heh ok ill get this motherfucker youll seethe only way for me to DCA is to make money doing options, which honestly has gone average overalluntil April i never really touched all this shit, i'd just put everything (about 3k) into "big" dividend shit like PBR and other shit like that, sold everything in april before the dip, bought random shit like google and whatnot using options I had no idea wtf I was doing, turned it into 15K which I started losing over time with bad decisions like CRWV puts after it'd mooned, and 0dte SPYI know i need to make some safe bets, like when I bought TER before it exploded and made 7x, i've got Grok to give me some earning tickers to gamble on with a methodology I picked up on here, the whole bio-memory shit, so far it's getting betterBut every dollar counts until I have enough of a cushion that a loss wont buckbreak me like we're back in the slavery daysAs for GAMB, it did look like a good opportunity considering if even midwits like me can gamble, imagine all the retards shoveling their paychecks on the fuckin Mets game or whatever, and these guys sell the shovelsHopefully I can net a shitload out of them and just put most of it into Yieldmax for a while and not touch it until I have a reason to, or like you said, just buy indexes and sit on iti think i might just be impatient, stuffing money into one of those and waiting for it to go up just takes so fucking longi aint even a zoomer thats the worst part, i think my brain is dopamine fried or somethingthanks for reading my schizo rant blog>>60977194at least i did one thing right today and sold the puts i bought at open
>she had a perfect child>just beautiful>perfectno wonder the Epstein list has not been released...
>>60977299basado and checked
HYPERINFLATION INCOMINGBUYBUYBUY FOR YOUR LIVES>Supreme Court lets Trump fire FTC's Slaughter>Slaughter's ouster will take effect while the justices consider whether to overturn decades-old court precedent that protects federal agency members from being fired by the president without sufficient cause.>Two lower federal courts rejected Trump's bid to allow Slaughter's firing while her lawsuit played out. The appeals court in D.C. found that to grant that request would violate the precedent set by the 1935 Supreme Court ruling known as Humphrey's Executor, which specifically barred presidents from removing FTC commissioners at will.>But in a 6-3 decision Monday, the Supreme Court granted Trump's request to temporarily block the rulings from judges who had ordered her reinstatement.>At the same time, the high court agreed to take up the case, and set a briefing schedule that would lead to oral arguments in December, Chief Justice John Roberts said in the ruling.>The justices will consider whether the precedent set in Humphrey's "should be overruled," and "whether a federal court may prevent a person's removal from public office."
i solded 50k shares of ai dashcams at $2.00 todayi was the resistance/ceiling today
>>60977306>>60977284Its currently bouncing like the dead cat it is, great entry point to short this to death.
>>60977299in general* missed that part
>>60977278Not talking about me I sold FNMA a while back and made $ on it. Was referring to an anon that has been posting continuously about Fannie the past few weeks and didn’t unload when it was 16 so now assuming he’s deep in the red, doubt he will show his face or position right now as is the case with most baggies
>pregnant women screaming in pain again>blood in the streets >assassinations >extreme fud due to money printing I BUY
>>60977304Ah yes, the 'suck 100,000 dicks for 10 bucks each' strategy, how could I have been so blind?
>While average selling prices remained resilient, higher incentives and a slower sales pace added pressure to profitability.>We're making money, just a lesser ammount to what we did last year.It's like I have to decipher a new way of assembling words in English, kind of like speaking with women.
>>60977294The lowest risk way to 1 million bucks is to save all your money forever and ever then when the market has crashed you start dcaing into tqqq then when it goes up again over 3-5 years you'll have a million bucks.
what if gold hits a million dollars?
>>60977328basedoBut also I wish this had been shilled 2 years ago at 50 cents>>60977324BasedoAre you gonna take a crazy vacay when you have all 200k in your bank all snug and sound?
>>60977338excuse me sir with a little dedication and mastery of the craft you can easily charge as much as 80 dollars per session.
im completely divesting from AI. whats the opposite sector of that? that corn ETF or something?
>>60977346Whats DCAING?
>>60977358Try LAFRI.MI
>>60977294Gains are only real when realized, paper gains mean nothing unless it’s a long term hold and you want lower capital gains. Quantum stocks were up 20-40+% in a day last week if you didn’t sell and lock in those gains evaporate into thin air. You can always re enter but you can’t get your gains back when they disappear
>>60976792+1.44%, 52% cash still :(
>>60977362Dollar cost averagingBasically just put x amount of each paycheck into a stock, instead of blpwing a ton of your money at once
>>60977369Oh i see thanks
>>60977376That's right. Just put 1000 muttbux a month into TQQQ for 10 years, and in 11 years you'll be rich. ezpz.
>>60977380>buy one lottery ticket>wineasy as pie
>>60977350High caste jeets that get a gold dowry would unironically be in a better position than non 3rd worlders Someone meme this into reality, get it into Trumps ear he already loves gold as-is and 2026 would be a great year to issue 50 year convertible gold backed bonds for the 300th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence https://www.usagold.com/reviving-the-gold-standard-judy-sheltons-proposal-for-a-gold-convertible-treasury-bond/Judy Shelton, a long-time advocate for sound money, has proposed an innovative approach to reintroduce a gold standard for the US dollar. Her plan involves issuing a 50-year Treasury bond that would be convertible into gold, potentially to be initiated by President Trump on July 4, 2026. This proposal aims to address the current monetary system’s shortcomings and restore stability to the dollar by tying it back to a tangible asset.
>>60977364>Gains are only real when realized,portfolio margin teleports behind you>nothing personal kid
>>60977400gold bonds are a scam
>sold off 4 stocks on Friday because end of septemBEAR is always red>they went up by 4%, 4%, 6% and 7%I'm a retardo
You are entering a hyperstagflationary crisis. Acquire precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60977339>kind of like speaking with women.Brother ain't that the fucking truth. >>60977350That would be bad
Short OPEN to deathLets kill this leddit stock and make some scratch doing it
>>60977376that shit works particularly well when your stocks take a massive dump, instead of shitting your pants, you keep buying, if it keeps dipping, you keep buying, and when it recovers you still keep buying, you can't literally lose, you'd have to pick some of the most dogshit stocks there are in this great wide market.
>>60977409We’re going back to a gold backed dollar whether you like it or not Chud USD losing value to inflation at 10-11% /year Petrodollar under pressure from India China Russia North Korea agreement and BRICS Nuclear, electric, fission, solar, wind and clean energy as growing alternatives
>>60977364this but for losses
Argh I pussied out and didn’t buy BETR at 50.50 now 55 and getting serious fomo… will it really do 600?
>The Trump administration canceled grants for street safety, pedestrian trails, and bike lanes, citing that the projects "aren't designed for cars"Walking is free. Walking is healthy. Walking is bad.
>>60977355i might try japan coz im a weeb
>>60977454
>>60977175It seemsl ike it's kind of easy to eek out wins just based off of counter culture claims.
>>60977454>— Bringing "better.com" to market via SPAC; fair value is ~81 cents vs. current price of $32; CEO has a long history of bankruptcies, deception ...The fuck is thisWhy am I never in these retarded squozerinos.
>>60977464based
>>60977464kek
When is this fake and gay market gonna correct? This shit can't keep going up forever.
>>60977507Its only been going up since May anon. We haven't even pumped an entire year yet.SHORT OPEN
>>60976792>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!another banger. If this keeps up for 10 more years I just might make it
>>60977507The meltup will continue until morale improves
>>60977518This
Don't know if I've ever seen it break the bollinger and it looking this flat. With that I mean the bollinger not having an upward flow with the pump but almost trying to form a ceiling. Maybe just paranoia
>>60977543>>60977543>>60977543NEW THREADNEW THREADNEW THREAD
This shit is going straight back down to $2OPEN has just $630 M equity with a $6 Billion market cap, and that's after losing 15% in a day.I've been waiting for this day
>>60976792+66% today. I'm a genius
>>60977357Which of them paid you a nickel?
>>60977175the idiots who lost. All they had to do was run some white-bread, boring, union-affialiated schmuck, with no opinions on social issues whatsoever aside from a vague "let's all get along guys :)" mentality and they would've gotten like 60% of the vote. Somebody no one could love, but no-one could hate either; just indifference or a mild appreciation. Obnoxious and east-to-hate opponents are what allowed Trump to win 2016 and 2024, while the boring guy nobody cared about thrashed him in 2020.
