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Chose the bear edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previous smigger thread
>>62010605
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It's over
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We're so back
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Bros...
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>>62011523
is he trying to go for some reverse pshychology here
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>another friday night close blatant manipulation by trump
Im so fucking tired of this shit
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>The U.S. is preparing to deploy elements of the 82nd Airborne Division into the Middle East region -CBS
>Trump says that the US is close to achieving its war goals and is "consider[ing] winding down our great Military efforts in the Middle East."
>Trump weighing to send thousands of US troops into Iran, according to multiple sources - NBC News
I don't know what to believe any more.
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who in the genuine fuck is reading these Trump tweets and then thinks
>yeah this must really be the end this time
and buys?
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>>62011550
What I believe is that Bibi owns Trump and therefore he will order boots on the ground kicking and screaming and pissing and shidding himself.
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>>62011554
I literally just did. Don't cry when you're too late.
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>>62011554
40% of america is right wing white, and therefore believe every word trump says. They also have money from back when right wing whites used to make money like cars and oil etc.
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>>62011554
algos
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>>62011550
They send in the Marines, fuck up the Iranian army, then wind down
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>>62011543
>>62011550
If you fall for this for the millionth time by now bro...

Anyways track the Military assets and where they're staging not this faggot niggers constant double-speak words
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>>62011559
There's not even 40% white people in USA
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>>62011543
I believe so. He must be trying to get the element of surprise after announcing he was sending all those marines.
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>>62011550
Listen, nigger.
King Jew will get what King Jew wants. Thousands of goyim zogbots will be killed, Iran will fight a long war, global fuel and food shortages are going to show in a month or two, and basically you're fucking retarded.
Subscribe to my newsletter to find out more
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Massive TACO pump on Monday
we are so back
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>>62011550
Follow the money. They asked for 200 billion (will end up being 600).
There, you know everything you need to know.
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>>62011577
It won't happen this weekend. If there ends up being boots on the ground it will be next weekend at the earliest. Way too many men need to be moved and the Marines are still days away from being in theatre.
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>>62011577
If this happens I'm cutting and running. Hopefully gold keeps falling.
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>>62011554
The average American.
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war is over, baggies capitulated, grannies are calling their stock broker to buy back all of thier general mills
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global banker war 3
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Golden opportunity to buy Xiaomi. Prove me wrong.
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Lads, surely this shit isn't going to pump on Monday? The masses aren't that retarded are they?
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>>62011593
They are.
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>>62011593
Nah Trump will say something retarded in the other direction before the weekend is over.
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>>62011557
they're so cute bros, I want to raise one I can ride into the NYSE
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If only the market was as smart as 4chan chuds
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>INTC
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>>62011590
I had one of those phones in highschool
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>>62011607
this but unironically
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>>62011610
Ooof
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Did he ruin the weekend oil trade?
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How do I long asian women and short white women?
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>>62011603
Trump is gonna say something like this
Ww will not deploy the 6 million golem troops because we are in talks with iran right now
This will pump the market and he will send the golem anyways
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>>62011603
He's already said that he's close to pulling out, which it's beyond retarded considering his continued build-up in the area. I'm guessing that will be enough for another pump before total collapse?
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>>62011610
Bearish for soxl keks
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>>62011620
>"winding down" swap options
>TACO futures
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>>62011620
That's Iran that has the say in this.
*Blows up the saudi memepipeline*
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>>62011620
Wait until tomorrow and he will say the opposite no doubt.
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>>62011630
I wanted to make some easy money trading oil once the American markets closed. Last 2 weekends were epic.
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>>62011620
is he actually getting close to breaking point? Or is that more cope on my part. Irregardless, how will the Iranians react even if he does withdraw? Doesn’t seem likely they just reopen the strait without something in return…
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>>62011639
Trump fucked himself because Iran would have no alternative but to build a nuke now.
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I want to keep stacks boomer rocks, but I'm pretty sure they're going way lower. Any thoughts? I'm up on the gold I bought a few months ago, but down on the silver.
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>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!
>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!
>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!
>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!
>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!
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>>62011639
>>62011634
>>62011623
>>62011625
>>62011630
So far, he would throw his temper tantrums once the markets closed and wind down 5 minutes before the futures market open. This time is unironically different.
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>>62011610
>garbage game has garbage support
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>>62011651
Shit is falling like a rock to 50 silver /3600 gold. I won't buy more metals until then.
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>>62011620
crazy how the shit and poop ripped up 10 bucks in 2 hours
kinda wish i went straight calls instead of straddles but its a long time between now and monday so maybe it all goes the other way
anyway, crash canceled, market saved, america #1
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>>62011653
So, what you're saying is - that we were always at war with Eurasia?
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>>62011653
Probably just trying to put pressure on 'allies' to join his suicidal thunderrun up the strait.
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>>62011656
It's a great game though.
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>>62011662
well we know he went into one of his rages when the entire world gave him the finger
this isn't about reality, it's about his ego
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>>62011658
I want to believe it, but I'm just not convinced. I can see silver maybe wicking to like 55, but 3600 gold seems mad. Fundamentally it's still strong, and no one is selling their physical, surely paper contracts can't account for 40% of the market?
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>>62011659
>>62011661
>>62011662
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>>62011651
I'd wait for oil to drop a lot mire before buying
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Wired more to my account for the MAJOR PUMP on Monday

God Bless you, Trump!
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>>62011620
Market is pricing in taco IMO

If he goes through with the operation which will be done next Friday after markets close then oil will gap up like $20 I bet.

I think monday is more of this week, growing panic but people still betting on taco, gay trades and fud all week
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>>62011662
What pressure? The US fucks off and everyone agrees to pay Iran a small fee in gold/yuan to cross the strait and it's calculated into global trade as a 0.25% tariff whilst the US collapses as the reserve currency.
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>>62011667
The US base in Kuwait was just hit. Looks bad. Maybe he's just beat?
Who the fuck knows with this orange buffoon?
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Very natural looking graph lmao
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THE SPY IS NOW OFFICIALLY BACK TO WHERE IT WAS AT 9:40 THIS MORNING
NICE CRASH BOBOS
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>>62011679
Yeah the US would legitimately lose the petrodollar which is hilarious to think about as a possibility.
Won't happen though, not without a fight because he'd get murdered irl before that happens.
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>>62011688
This is institutions setting up the dip buyers with a -20% week
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>>62011639
If Trump cuts and runs I think Iran and Israel probably keep going at it and Iran sets up a toll to cross the straits
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>>62011691
absolute delusion, no offense
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bussy running out of cash to short with
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>SCHD is green
Sheesh talk about a nothing burger crash.

Anyway it's a warm Friday no chicken fry because Lent.

Thinking a little bit of fish cry.
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>>62011702
would explain the selloffs in metals
raising capital to short oil with, lmao
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>>62011698
> Friday goypump in AH no less is totally real guys
cute
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PANICANS IN SHAMBLES
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>>62011715
its gonna be a miserable weekend for bobo
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>>62011719
cant believe people fall for this shit every time
OH MY GOD THE SHIT AND POOP IS DOWN A FEW PERCENT ITS ALL OVER TIME TO PUT MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS INTO PUTS NOW
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btw kek oil baggies, just looked at hyperliquid, holy shit
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More confirmation trump lost Iraq. Victoria base at Baghdad airport is no more.
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>>62011685
stop noticing...
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>>62011712
>>SCHD is green
>Sheesh talk about a nothing burger crash.
>Anyway it's a warm Friday no chicken fry because Lent.
>Thinking a little bit of fish cry.
SCHD I think is about to rebalance out of energy stocks right as they have become overpriced, and before they revert to mean
SCHD could be one of the top performers this year, just naturally rebalancing by coincidence
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>>62011685
get sharted on nigga
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>>62011730
I always she these posts and think oil actually went down .then I look and see $98 oil lmao
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Why are we dumping
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>>62011698
Do you seriously see this giga inflated jewish casino continuing to pump? Maybe 20% is a bit much, but 10% from where we are now if definitely on the books. I might start being a degenerate and doing futures if there is a Monday pump
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>>62011744
its 95 now
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>>62011621
Impossible, it’s asian women that are short and white women that are long (tall)
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All this talk about a Monday pump is on its way to convincing me the whole thing will rug.
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>>62011746
rip your face off rallies need to rip faces off
this is just the beginning
idk what will happen between now and 9:30 am eastern daylight time monday morning but blistering green is on the table and is more likely than red right now
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>>62011750
oilbros... it's over...
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SPY pumping in after hours
holy shit I timed it well. sold all my shorts about 1 hour before market close. SH and PSQ

load off my mind really. not sure what I was thinking.

I have a feeling Mr. weekend warrior taco man is about to do some shit on the weekend to ease the oil problems
or maybe just make them far worse. but didn't want to take the risk that some miracle TACO ceasefire deal would destroy my shorts
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>>62011750
Okay you got me again but that's the last time you cheeky cunt
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What is it specifically that makes miggers so retarded?
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>>62011764
congrats on evading the bear trap fren
theres some very scared bobos that bought puts at the close who are gonna be sad
>>62011768
it is at 95, hyperliquid says so
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>delusional baggies buying into the literal mossad copium that the four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran will be over in two more week
Inconceivable!
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>>62011760
You're my liquidity now, I guess.
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>>62011771
They're literally paid shills posting from an israeli government bunker. I am being 100% serious. Why is this so hard for you guys to understand?
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>>62011776
seems like a waste of resources
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>>62002938
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>>62011772
When I googled hyper liquid I got what looked like a crypto scam
Shame on you shill
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>>62011780
The billions the US sends every year has to go somewhere.
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>march/april
>do some insane shit like tariff the world or attack iran
>markets tank
>chicken out within a month
>markets recover hugely
i notice a pattern
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>>62011785
https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/flx:OIL
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>>62011773
>>delusional baggies buying into the literal mossad copium that the four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran will be over in two more week
>Inconceivable!
you're right that the war won't end soon. probably at least another 2 weeks of heavy bombardment, and 4 weeks total of major air strikes

but iran has already taco'd themselves, and now they are charging a 10% toll fee to let people go through the chokepoint they seized
and we all know orange man really want to relieve the pressure on oil prices

the only wild card here is israel... and that is the issue isn't it? they probably won't stop. and keep hitting energy infra in iran, especially if they know the retaliation is aimed at muslim oil countries
something watch moving forward. does jew man stop hitting oil infra?
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>>62011789
I recognize the url so ya that was the site
its crypto right?
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>24hr volume: $3M

oh...he's retarded
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>>62011780
>>62011787
No, they understand that 4chan has traditionally been upstream of all internet culture, so they have invested enormous amounts of resources shilling here. If you control 4chan, you control the whole narrative on the internet. The israeli government has had dedicated astroturfing for Trump on here since 2016, and they have probably been active on 4chan long before that.
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>>62011799
>website that just posts twitter screenshot
>upstream of culture
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>>62011784
that kind of shit is what I was afraid of
shorts at very very high right now, which is a bottom signal. Which is crazy since we're only like 7% from ATH, but... something made me freak out and sell my short ETFs

I don't think the war is over, but I feel like iran is going to let more ships through.
and then a little bit, and a little bit more, then the market freaks out and over reacts based on iran increasing traffic from 2 boats a day to 3 boats a day
>BREAKING: 50% INCREASE IN OIL TANKER TRAFFIC THROUGH HORMUZ!!!!

just didn't want to take that risk, either going up or down.
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would be based if drumf turned on israel
>>62011795
its blockchain but its legit
>>62011798
do you know how big the volume is in the weekend cfd markets retards here post? the truth might surprise you
anyway the hyperliquid oil chart is literally the oil chart, its not wrong. oil is 95.5 right now
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>>62011800
Kill yourself, retard. 4chan sets internet and youth culture.
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>>62011800
it didn't used to be like this
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>>62011789
lol what kind of oil is that though? Imaginary oil? Oil token?
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>>62011784
Always bet for the military that just had high level purges fucking up and then doubling down.
This is gonna be a long one
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>>62011788
>>march/april
>>do some insane shit like tariff the world or attack iran
>>markets tank
>>chicken out within a month
>>markets recover hugely
>i notice a pattern
yep
he does freaky shit every time the market starts going sideways, then tacos if it doesn't work
notice in the tariff tantrum, the market was already losing steam
same here
I think it's at least a part of it
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>>62011800
It used to be. You can't co-opt culture though you can only suppress it unfortunately which is why this place is a steaming shithole now of random ass retards trying to co-opt what they can't have and killing it for everyone
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>>62011670
We're one tweet away from world peace
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>>62011799
>>62011805
>If you control 4chan, you control the whole narrative on the internet.
lmfao oldfag pls go, the internet has changed. 4chan is for brownoid turdworlders and nobody cares about it except the jews and government agencies who try to bait you into doing and saying stupid shit
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>>62011798
dude he literally called SPY "the SPY". You are chatting online with a shudra
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>>62011807
its just a market that speculates on the price, same as weekend cfds. anything can happen at the official futures opens but these things are getting more and more accurate at predicting futures opens
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>>62011771
Corn syrup retention.
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>>62011788
>>62011809
Guess who’s retarded and made their big purchases in January 2025 and 2026.
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>>62011812
Imagine posting this garbage while literally half the planet is repeating /pol/ talking points about israel. Kill yourself, retard.
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kek oil baggies
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>>62011620
Honestly making this about Arab defense is a slick maneuver, we need to keep painting Iran as wild man that was stopped just in time, make stronger allies in this area and it gets Israel off our back because “we didn’t do this for Jews it was for everyone “. That would actually work.
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>>62011821
because its so revolutionary and new to blame it on the jew
the rhyme was on purpose
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>>62011816
I'm sure it's approximative and not entirely off the mark, but it's also not precise because oil as a commodity is very varied.
Saying that predictive market is at 95 means nothing if you don't compare it to the difference prices within that commodity.
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>>62011823
how slick is it compared to the hormussy?
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>>62011792
>but iran has already taco'd themselves, and now they are charging a 10% toll fee to let people go through the chokepoint they seized
Announcing a tax system isn't a capitulation until they open and actually let people through while taxing .
That can never even collect that tax until they get a peace deal so pool will stay closed

>orange man wants
Bibi dont care and that's who's at the wheel
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>>62011827
Wait, I just realized you're the jewish oil shorts shill. Opinion discarded.
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>>62011834
i dont shill oil shorts i just say kek oil baggies
i also complain about jews constantly look at my hundreds of posts this week about it
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>>62011799
Kek, this shite has been irrelevant since 2016
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I'm all for global intervention and world policing, as long as it's done smartly
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nigga posts on 4chan thinking hes on the world stage and everyone is watching, lmao
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>>62011832
>Announcing a tax system isn't a capitulation until they open and actually let people through while taxing .
they already did though. a ship went through after paying a 2 million dollar toll

>>orange man wants
>Bibi dont care and that's who's at the wheel
Here's the part of the post you didn't read.
>the only wild card here is israel... and that is the issue isn't it? they probably won't stop. and keep hitting energy infra in iran, especially if they know the retaliation is aimed at muslim oil countries
>something watch moving forward. does jew man stop hitting oil infra?
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Yes, I’m sure these guys will achieve super intelligence
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>>62011848
But anon.... They are.
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>BREAKING: "Saudi Arabia has agreed to open King Fahd Air Base in Taif, in western Saudi Arabia, to the Americans for its war on Iran," - Middle East Eye.

>"The attitude in Riyadh has shifted towards supporting the US war as a way to punish Iran for strikes on the Kingdom," - US and Western officials told the Middle East Eye.

>"UAE Foreign Minister Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed told his counterpart, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, that the UAE is prepared for the war to last up to nine months," - A US official tells the Middle East Eye.
Saudi oil going to get whacked.
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If you still fall for the grifter in chiefs desperate pump headlines you honestly deserve to be down -20% or whatever you are.
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>>62011559
Rent free
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>>62011859
big brother palantir is but not actual people
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>>62011863
Schizo in Chief
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>>62011841
>>62011844
Go throw yourself in the nearest oven. Buy every oil dip.
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>>62011869
kek oil baggie
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>>62011568
>Le 56% meme
That was debunked a decade ago.
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>>62011863
He's not making the decisions.
Also I was wondering whether the jews would go for some warcrimes. It's Eid in the middle east, so why wouldn't the jews blow them up to screw with their celebrations?
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>>62011663
yes another "great" game you'll play a few times and forget ever existed
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FYI: Rubio and Trump are both at Mar a lago.
Something big will happen this weekend.
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>they believe the meay 2M$ toll shit
Lmao. I already said earlier it was bullshit, and I stand by it >>62008232
I've lost count on how many times they said bullshit to suppress oil prices. Muh teleporting transponders, HELLO?
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> People thought he was going to be just a trillionaire with the SpaceX IPO.
>Instead he’s going to be a 2 trillionaire. 1 trilly from SpaceX, and another trilly from tesla as gas hits $8 a gallon people turn to the world’s most dominant EV manufacturer in mass.
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Hello? Can someone get me the MOS shill? Its okay, I can wait. I just need to have a quick word.
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I started investing in January this year, realistically how long will it take for me to break even?

I should have just been happy with my 4% savings interest even if it was taxed as income
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>>62011882
look look look it might not be the runner okay
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>>62011883
You'll be fine. Just pick up some KMB. They're the company that makes those diapers you're wearing right now.
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>>62011883
Who knows? It's possibly not even the bottom yet
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>>62011874
I was just winding you up. I haven't gamed since 2005. I don't even know what you're on about.
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>>62011882
I'm sorry to say, but if you'd done your research, you'd know they use potash which needs to be mined (rip miners).
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>>62011879
>Muh teleporting transponders, HELLO?
they are turning them off my dude
and iran is still doing shadow fleet stuff
as well as electronic warfare spoofing radar signals
I'd take whatever the official transponder traffic tracker website size with a few grains of salt
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>>62011903
The latest trash game released to the masses to lap up as part of their identity. I keep up with the scene but I don't play games much anymore really either. They're almost all trash.
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SGOV pays 3.57% risk free instead of negative whatever you’ll get in SPY this year
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>>62011799
This is a little off.
No government is forward thinking enough to actually try and use 4chan in the way that you are describing.

It's very difficult to affect the crowd and with userbase like 4chan has, and usually not a worthwhile investment.

What glowies actually do is borrow things from 4chan and other cultural fonts and then use them for their own purposes on forums that reach a wider audience and which are easily controlled, like reddit which is very suitable for that purpose given the upvote system.

If you mean jews, we have always had a lot of jews, because jews on average are pretty high iq and high iq people do not enjoy discussion in a censored/ad-hoc glowie environment.
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Well, just open a long on brentoil on hyperliquid. Bessent doesn't have that much power during the weekend and people are starting to get tired of TACO.

Got a good stop loss and will let it ride. If it goes well, I'll close it a few hours before the futures market opening
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How does he keep winning bros?
This man is going to be so fucking rich with everything going on right now.
He’s gonna make RTX baggies look like a bunch of poorfags.
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>>62011810
>You can't co-opt culture though
>literally stole and repackaged the culture and music of the Caribbean and made millions and millions of dollars doing it as a blonde white man from Tupelo Mississippi
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>>62011890
diaper niggas
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the fact we are already back at 660 shows this wasnt the real dump but just another crack. stay short.
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>>62011978
i probably should pick up some spxs before afterhours closes
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>>62011663
it's garbo, just like intel GPUs
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>>62011963
For me it's looking forward to which way I get fucked by futures sunday night
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>>62011965
What does scam man have that competes with RTX ?
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>>62011985
If this >>62011620 desperate TACO doesn't work and we pump during the weekend, just go short right before the futures market opening.
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>>62011963
>Well, just open a long on brentoil on hyperliquid. Bessent doesn't have that much power during the weekend and people are starting to get tired of TACO.
holy shit that massive drop at market close
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kek oil baggies
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>>62011987
Kek
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>>62011990
>What does scam man have that competes with RTX ?
US Govt announces that tesla man will receive the contract for america's ICBM fleet
Re-usable ICBMs based on the latest starship design
The Pentagon estimates re-usable rockets for their ICBM fleet will cut costs and allow rapid reuse and deployment of american nuclear justice, any where any time, multiple times if necessary

>REUSABLE NUKE MISSILES

Think about it bro
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bros i stirfried some cabbage (poverty meal) and it tastes like i dumped straight wasabi in the pan
wtf is this
apparently cabbage has compounds in it that can taste spicy like that
never encounted this before
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>>62011999
Checked
What's the point of a reusable nuke?
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schizo market general
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>>62011968
Ok fair you probably can co-opt culture
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Trump is trying to use Nixon's madman theory but instead he just looks retarded
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>>62012004
cabbage isn't poverty, it's wonderful. the best way IMO is in a wok over a small fire but anything works. get it nice and hot, put some lard or bacon fat in the bottom, a bit of teriyaki sauce, and some Chinese cooking wine. slice thin and really sear them until the sweet and spicy flavors develop. the carmelized teriyaki sauce makes the sauce incredible. if cooked over a real fire you get the natural wood smoke in with the stir fry. the best ever.
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>>62011853
lol, NovelAI will achieve AGI before ChatGPT. I don't get why people love it so much.
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>>62011990
Not say RTX is a bad buy, it’ll probably do well.
I’m say pretty much everything Musk has is positioned to do that much better.
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>>62012027
NivelAI can't play dota though
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>>62012009
>Checked
>What's the point of a reusable nuke?
so you can get the missile back, and then use it to nuke again
saves on missile cost I guess?
same as reusable missiles for space
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>>62011610
I don’t even know what an Intel Arc is
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Next up:
US energy exports get limited to force Yurop to help in the strait.
Yurop cuts a deal with Iran at the expense of the US instead. Tankers loaded with Iranian oil headed for Yurop will be let through.
US intercepts.
Pandemonium.
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>>62011999
>reusable ICBMs
Seems silly since they are deterrents so you almost never actually fire them
Is US surrendering to forever wars again?
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In hindsight: I should've sold fucking everything not half.
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>>62012034
Budget GPU from Intel covering a niche that Nvidia and AMD seem to be ignoring.
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>>62011880
fuck spacex
I'll even give you spacex faggots some knowledge if you'll hire me sometime:
STOP DESIGNING YOUR "STARSHIP" WITH DRAG IN MIND YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILES
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>>62012013
co-opting is literally the majority of what glowies do
and it is good that they do, because this is the foundation of a stable society where there is a cyclical relationship between leadership and the public
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>>62011999
This is, literally, the dumbest idea I have ever heard in my entire life, and it is not even remotely close.
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>>62011527
OP scared me, I demand it will never be used again
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free natgas anon
M
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that spells injustice
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I'm glad I took profits today. Looks like Monday's going to be nuclear neon green.
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>>62012061
>This is, literally, the dumbest idea I have ever heard in my entire life, and it is not even remotely close.
and that's how you know we will have re-usable nuke missiles in our lifetimes

For peace. And prosperity. And nuclear annihilation if necessary.
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Seems a bit retarded to post this info online surely?
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at this point iran could take away all the oil in the world and wti would drop
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>>62012039
I can't wait for this episode lmao, I'm gonna laugh when NATO collapses and the EU declares war on America, siding with Russia and Iran
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>>62012039
>force Yurop to help in the strait.
this bit is near peak retard
orange retard must be thinking he is gaining leverage over us, that he will cash the "betrayal" out later
but all he is really doing is calling more attention to the fact that mighty US navy can't do shit
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>>62012069
what did babe mean by this?
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>>62012092
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were the lows of the year established today?
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>>62012111
ya
>>62011741
>schd outperform
not likely babe
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>>62012096
>NATO collapses
As an American, God I hope. Tired of bankrolling European defense for almost a century with no reason to do so when some of these countries are richer than us per capita.
>the EU declares war on America, siding with Russia and Iran
They literally just declared Iran’s military as a terrorist group and have been financing the mass killing of Russian soldiers dude.
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>>62011741
>MRW SCHD drops all of its oil and moves KMB from 3% of holdings to 20% of holdings
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>>62012125
you can't reason with these people

>ukraine good
>Russia bad
>... but Iran good!

it's how you can tell you're talking to a muslim or a leftist online.
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>>62012125
>Tired of bankrolling European defense for almost a century
I'm so fucking sick of you retards. That's not how it works. Fucking retard.
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>>62012132
Ukraine is good, Russia is bad.
Israel, Iran and America are as bad as each other and I enjoy watching the three of them fucking each other up.
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>>62012121
>ya
so it's all sunshine, rainbows and unicorn puke from here on out, again?
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>>62012040
Once the world is destroyed by nukes, you can go ahead and nuke again so not even a cockroach can survive.
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>Iran targeted Diego Garcia base with ballistic missiles — WSJ
Fucking daft cunt starmer.
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>>62012118
>surrender sanctions to iran
>they tell you to fuck off, no oil
>pool's still closed
Oil 150
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>>62012148
depends. for the market i'd say so but the world could always be better.
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Options questions - based on pic showing strikes and open interests for calls (left) and puts (right) which way is price most likely to move?
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>>62012091
Post what?
Location of these ships is public.
As for Trump lying through his teeth, it's clear he doesn't give a fuck if some nerd on twatter fact-checks him.
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>>62012157
>Oil 150
You'd imagine so.
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>>62012172
Openly mentioning 100 Americans are on these ships is a trite antagonistic though?
It's inviting attack or hostage taking.
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>>62012165
strike prices and oi arent indicators for future price
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>>62012182
Thankfully for the floating burgers, Iranians don't participate in war crimes (yet).
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>>62012164
>for the market i'd say so
just found this gem.
couldn't be more bullish.
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I really wish Yellowstone would erupt and kill all of you retarded americans. Reminder that most of the amerimutt 4chan posters voted for this orange fool
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>>62012189
Not so many willing to admit it these days I've noticed.
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>>62012085
love you babe. all your friends are toxic manipulators and i'm the only one that can save you. have a good weekend darling.
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>>62012157
Oil is already $180 a barrel in Saudi Arabia.
You /smg/ bros have got bad tunnel vision with your oil etfs.

EVs are going to win so much you’re going to be tired of winning.
“Mr. Musk please, please stop! It’s too much winning!” Then we’re just going to keep on winning.
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>>62012212
YWNBARC



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