GAUZ edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious >>62247804
I thought DRAM was going to the moon
>He isn't buying GRRR
>>62248921It did
its going even lower in pre-markets bros..
(You) voted for this
>>62248918When is the verdict news coming?https://www.usinenouvelle.com/aero-spatial/aeronautique/un-demantelement-entrainerait-une-destruction-significative-de-valeur-fournisseur-cle-dairbus-et-boeing-le-francais-vision-lite-sous-la-menace-dune-vente-a-la-decoupe.3ZBXKQN4Y5CBVDUKQ5IR5ITDKI.html
>>62248926miga
> futures
AT.L
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
The most likely course of action with Iran to keep oil down. >new 72 hour final deadline comes out today>have gulf leaders put out a strongly worded letter to Iran>if Iran refuses to make a deal, bomb them, then pause and give them another chance to make one
the market feels like literally holding on for its life just waiting to implodeeven yesterdays fud/taco evaporated quickly... not sure they have much more to throw at it
>>62248937thank you chatgpt
>>62248926
hormussy status?war status? banan status?
>>62248939daddy huang will save us
>>62248918It's another dog dick day isn't it (red)I'm just holding on because we dumped in feb then ran up massively. Shit always goes up eventually.
Thoughts on BTDR and SOUN?
>>62248951opportunity cost is too big, won't make you money any time soon
>>62248951I would rather GRRR & chill>100% revenue growth YoY 26>Followed by 150% revenue growth YoY 27EZ PZ multibagger
good morning, japanese 10yr headed parabolically to 3%us 10yr still creeping higher
>korean cashing out life insurance policies and full porting into sk hynix>korean market red todaysold all of my MU despite buying back yesterday for a few thousand dollar hit, but will rebuy back when its around 575.
i may have bought the dip too early
>>62248960we just need the BOJ to hike and FED to cut or hold and carry trade is dead as a dog
What to buy during this dip? MU, AMD, NVDA or INTC?
>>62248966BOJ can't hike, they forgot how to do it
>>62248937>new 72 hour final deadline comes out todaySeems plausible, that would put the bombing start at Friday after market close.Also they have to get it over before the football world championship starts. USA can't be in a war, having the FIFA peace prize that would look bad. The final solution>Saudi Arabia and Iran sign a non-aggression agreement>Iran hands the enriched Uranium to Russia>Trump accepts this becase Putin has the pee tape and Trump has no cards>Israel seething after Trup says "you know, there is a small country near Iran but very far from ours, always fighting, we can't solve all of its problems so why don't the Europeans do it"
Burned out by tech and exited with gains. Should i drop in into KDP (dr pepper) and walk away for a year and not focus on the market?
>>62248968RUM and RKLB
I didn't time the tippy top of DRAM exactly right, but I was only off by a single day. Goddamn I'm good at timing the market.
>>62248968all are goodfor most upsideMU, AMD, INTC in orderfor stabillity NVDA
>>62248968Some anons claiming nvidia is going to rocket upwards after earnings, others claiming since the market is bleeding its going to pull nvidia down with itIm probably gonna pick up some nvidia today
>>62248977I believe it's going to beat but not rip, which would drag everything down if it hadn't come down already
finally rotating out of semis into software.
>>62248972>walk away for a year and not focus on the marketYou can always DCA into MSCI world ETF, 10% of your cash once per month. With some luck there are a few dips and you don't feel like you're always buying the top.
generational buying opportunity right now.
bros i found it, this is where we make it this is itthis is itthis is itthis is it
If I sell its going to rocket back up.
I am asking once again why the (ADOW) Asia DOW index is stuck on it's update from 8th May?Anyone knows why that is?
>>62248985What makes you think this is going up?
>>62248977I have given up playing for earnings date..I always get washed. This time around I bought nvda june calls about 3 weeks ago and made 700% on them on the run up, I feel like my luck has run out to buy anymore.
>>62248955>negative operating cash flow with only positive sources of cash are exercising stock options and issuance of common stockbe a good bagger and fetch me a paper bag for all the dildos for ur mom
>>62248874 #What's this?
>>62248977>announce results>announce datacentre/ai company is going to buy their chips>also announce they are going to buy capacity/invest in same datacentre/ai companyhow long can they keep it up for?
>>62248926>bitching about meme tweet nowNegro, we have scrapped reserve requirements, scrapped reporting requirements, and dropped SEC prosecutions to effectively zero.This is all bullish. You can basically report whatever you want on a 10k these days unless you are a fund engaged in short selling or crypto trading.
>>62247681I appreciate the insight, thanks.
>>62249001https://liveuamap.com/en/2026/19-may-11-armed-forces-of-latvia-threat-in-latvias-airspace
>>62248971The key question is what incentive Iran has to accept any deal when they can just facetank the bombs and keep the strait closed until they get everything they want
>>62248950That was because of the war, war has no end in sight now so shit is real
>>62249007nothingburgermonke still can't take the ukrainan banan
Should I sell my link for stocks
>>62248985I appreciate the risk-on lead.
>>62249018guess you should have done that years ago
>>62249002Probably xAI / spaceX will be the blow off top and/or as soon as one of the hyperscalers lowers capex or cancels a data centre.
>>62249015War isn't real
>>62248985Qrd...
>>622489853m market capBruh....
>accumulating federal made up money legal claims on dying company assets>not accumulating monero and violating the NAP until you are the new rothschildsngmi. You shouldn't rest until you have taken over the world and built a star trek war fleet to massacre the annunaki dimension hoppers that fucked up your DNA and get revenge for destroying human potential. Don't rest until you are on the 5th dimension most wanted list.>but my trades my animejesus man get a grip and take a cold shower and go astral projecting. You could be raiding china lake and shooting up flood survivor titans but you bitch and whine all the time about your numbers on your trading accounts instead like a woman talking about shoes to each other.
>>62248985AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62249003now that is one sniffable lady
Why are European stocks pumping while US stocks going down? Is there some pending Supreme Court decision about Trump's tariffs being illegal, some secret negotiaion about Russia's capitulation, or is it just about taking gainz and rotating into the next thing?t. europoor
>>62249018imagine holding a literal stablecoin lmaoo
anyone merrill edge? stuff i bought yesterday is missing from my account. the charge is still there of course. called customer service and they said they are having technical issues and they'll fix it, that it's visible on their end. i'm extremely upset. until i am satisfied i would recommend no one use their services. thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm a red dick dog I'm a red dick dog
>>62249044Rotation and lagging. Buy SAP europoor
>>62249018No...
>>62249048>stableif only
>>62249044I sold my vxus
I hope you´re all strapped in
>>62249049ok it seems to be back noweven so watch every little detail. this is not the first time i've caught irregularities.
and there was definitely a problem that they had to fix manually.
>went to the ghetto to get my tramadol pills>sat on a piss-soaked project staircase with a bunch of guys and gals smoking heroin (I was drinking wine)I had two thoughts in that moment: One, I actually like this vibe, the 70s ghetto vibe. It's real. All that was needed was a cool-ass cadillac and a shootout.. Two, that I am straddling different realities. I mean I go home and come here to /smg/ where everyone has seven-figure portfolios. Everyone gets given such vastly different hands in life, it's scary.
wtf happened to UUUU, glad I sold most of my stack a month ago but why is it down 20% percent over the week off of good news?
>>62249063YGMI but only after you lose everything and quit the Tram.Smiggily Wiggily WooI put an ironic curse on you.
>LMT>RTX>BLK>GEO>CXW>PLTR>MO>ECPG >CPRTThoughts about my portfolio? Anything i missed?
>>62248926What vague description is this lmao
Everyone buy GOSS 7 DTC its .20 its severely over shorted borrowing is impossible send it to the fucking mooon (it cant go below .17)
>>62249067I am convinced that opiates are good for me. I quit drinking for 6 months and made some friends because I wasn't an autistic mess.
>>62249071Stopped reading at PLTR. You are going to Hell.
>>62249055Should of bought SAP yesterday, it's up 6% today ;_;
>>62249071just buy DFEN
Taking a gamble on NOW
>>62249018No we are reaching the singularity soon and will rip up to $100 within the next 50 years
>>62249083NOWChad
>>62249083RIGHT HERERIGHT NOWRIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>62248988OK, it has been decommissioned.None of the stupid AI LLMs managed to find the publicly available document about it.I did it manually.The retarded AI bubble cannot burst soon enough.
>>62249082Plapjak memes freak me out because it's so real. The low lighting, the fat rolls, the awkward expressions.
>>62249080Kek moralfag>>62249082Maybe i should trim BLK to buy some MCD. It's almost 40% now and i'm up 70%.
Does anyone else here do opiates? Is heroin popular on Wall Street or is it just cocaine?
>>62249083trust me anon, I want to.. but its already up 20% and my hands are weak. I will playing CRM and WDAY instead.
any anons still in SOXL?lol
>>62249096When the government uploads your soul to a PLTR database and makes you subscribe for access, don't cry to me.
>>62249098Oxys probably.
>>62249063Why take tramadol? Just take kratom alkaloids (or don't because they're addictive)Also I used to like the poverty aesthetic too but all those people are going to crash out 10X harder than they ever have, it's just low IQ being normalized
>>62249096MCD is at an okay price. Probably wait until Friday after the dumpening.Cruiselines, DRIP, USAR looking solid.The more I think about USAR the more bullish I am on the thesis..>Tech faggots are rightwe need infinity rare earth minerals>WW3 timeline with China/taiwanwe need infinity rare earth minerals>Luddites timelineboomers like digging rocks and hate chinks anyways
>>62249109Oh no! Please not the subscriptionerinos!
>>62249098I do creatine because I'm fucking your sister and she likes men who look like greek gods.
>>62249109I think they were just recently granted access to all US medical records
>>62249094And the awkward pet watching the whole thing with an uncomfortable expression>>62249080I understand the moral compunction about using a company like Palantir to get rich off stocks but consider the following;Palantir is not going to be hurt or meaningfully enriched by your position. The amount of money in Palantir stock is worth 150,000x more than you will ever make in your life. Your stocks are spit in the rain, and they're going to do what they want regardless of your participation. If you have reservations about Palantir i can almost guarantee there are other morally-compromised services you use every day but pay no mind to. We are all here because we want to try and use a funny jewish monetary system to get a piece of the pie.>>62249099We'll see what happens I guess
Hmmm. Guys? Do they have "it"?
>>62249124in the future people that own certain stocks will be gathered up and put in camps. I hope they turn you into soap
>>62249125Nothing ever happens
>>62248968PLTR, the next blue chip company. Otherwise AMD for the potential massive upside.
>>62249125one way to get rid of it...
>>62249044ASML is about to pump, money is moving out of nvidia into asml.
>>62249080I buy ESG ETF's just to avoid palantir
>>62249111I've never tried oxy. I've had hydro though. Knocked me tf out.>>62249112I hear kratom can make you hallucinate.
>>62249109I was thinking recently that ironically tribal Africans who thought cameras would steal their soul/likeness have been proven correct.Soon anyone with a decent amount of images/video will be able to be cloned in perpetuity by AI, and made to say/whatever the owner wishes.
>>62249137/fit/ homos won...
>>62249127>put in campsI'm pretty sure those camps need a proper operator like GEO group for example.
>>62249127I dont own any stock in Palantir. Im just giving a counter position on why objecting to Palantir stock is a bit silly. If you want to make a moral arguement agaimst buying certain stocks you could say every single person investing in the defense sector is even worse because the job of defense is to literally kill people, or perhaps mining is bad too because it damages the environment. Have you ever thrown something in the trash? That goes in the landfill you know.
There is a rumour going around that the market will panic dump DRAM back to where it was a month ago before the big runup, because china is expanding from HBM2 to HBM3. This is, of course, nonsensical as AI modules are using HBM4 but it will have an impact on MU, Samsung and SK hynix as well as their hangers on like Sandisk. This seems like another opportunity like 2-3 months ago when the koreans were panic dumping over oil, or when there was a report google is planning to hyperscale and won't require as much memory.In a certain sense, the terror most traders/algorithms operate on, which is that memory is entirely cyclical and micron will go back to 200 dollars a share in a few months, creates dramatic volatility swings of 25% or more.
>>62249127I remember the fake plants and wooden floors.
>>62249142killing each other is the natural order of things. having some 110 pound trans twink with purple hair make a government snitch file about you will cause revolution in the future because of how unnatural and faggy it isyour camp wont have a swimming pool
>>62249144they used to have playplaces too, but they took them out and now you have to pee in a urinal
>>62249136>kratomNa, plain leaf kratom is similar to a tramadol, probably cleaner. 7oh can be bought at a smoke shop and will make you nod off, legit feels like a hydro or codeine. But the addiction and withdrawals come on fast as fuck because it's half life is extremely short. Avoid at all costs unless you have a very strong will
>>62249151You can still pee on the floor in front of the self service coke machines, they'll just think someone spilled shit on the floor boss.
Sell everything and wait until Zion Don and the GOYP lose the midterms?
>>62249150Putting some cash into made up stocks to generate money out of thin air so i can buy a car is not going to meaningfully impact the actions of a data harvesting company with a market cap approaching half a trillion dollars ans the full backing of the federal government and AIPAC. Have some perspective.
>>62249154good advice, especially for someone like me with sticky pee
>>62249137Good point.
>>62249153Ive known people on Kratom and seen them try to get off it. Its helpful to kick other opiates but its just as addictive and the withdrawals are even worse. Dont touch the stuff.
>>62249156Are you going to hold pltr after the 2028 elections?
it'd be really cool if sneedisk could casually stop dooompingit's killing the vibe of my vibe trading
countdown to my limit sell on dram getting filled
>>62249155no, the stocks will run back up because the taco man has to cuck on something eventually. unless you count on his literally letting the us get into a stagflation, stock market crash and an extremely unpopular war because netanyahu says so (which is sadly possible)
>>62249160Yeah, but you need to act fast. They plan on phasing out all the coke machines by 2032. Once that happens, you're going to have to piss on the overdosed junkie in the bathroom boss.
>>62249164It's addictive but I'd say it's pretty mild. If you're taking huge doses daily for years then the withdrawal is probably pretty bad, but I take it daily and can stop completely without any real withdrawal symptoms, but I take relatively low doses
jim got the call
>>62249125>sorry i farded
>>62249171Zion Don works for Israel though. He doesn't give a shit about the US or Americans. He's even said so
>>62249165Im not in pltr, im just making a case against trying to lecture someone for trying to make money off the stock. I get why some people are against it, but your stock position isnt going to meaningfully alter or impede their objectives. Any single person in here could go all in on pltr and it would only amount to atomic penny shavings compared to the containerships worth of cash they have available.
>>62249156Would you support Israel and open borders if they gave you a shiny new car?
10yr yield new high for the week!
why are korean markets pumping so much?
>>62249125I pulled the data from the surrounding stations and gave to claude, its a normal earthquake.
>>62249171It's too late to cuck out. Stagflation is already here, the markets are just delusional about the oil price. Reality will sink in soon.
>>62249179he said that he doesn't give a shit about the average american. what he does care about is the financial system and his assets which will unironically crumble if this keeps on going.>>62249183
>>62249183>oh no this changes everything!No wait it doesn’t
>>62249189The nigger is like 100 years old and shits himself. He doesn't care about anything except Israel
>>62249186Scary that people just believe whatever AI tells them now without thinking.
Hope its not too late for SaaS, went in on SAP, would be my luck if this shit starts doompin now.
>>62249181Would you use the US dollar if you knew it had free masonic imagery placed on it to mock goyim, actively mocked the founding fathers placed on it and that the notes themselves were created by a group of jews that orchestrated the Titanic sinking to kill opposition to the Fed being created, who then orchestrated ww1 with the help of an internation banking cartel and that the fed is a private unaccountable agency with complete control of the money supply that has been extracting the wealth of our entire culture for a century via usury? The entire system sucks anon. If someone wants to play by the rules to make their money off it so they can fuck off im not going to lecture them about it because they chose Palantir.
>>62249191Watch. And Learn!
>>62249171>run back upI know it hurts because you're leveraged to the tits, but stocks are actually not 'down' any meaningful amount and a single 1-2 green days flip it back to ATH.Here's what will happenGreen on nvidia daythen continuing to crab red down for 2 more weeksmarket will then be calm and steadily increase through july before the yen carry trade will be in the news again and before you know it it'll almost crash and fill that gap at 6500 on the S and P like it should have 5 weeks ago.Stocks will crab upwards towards the election and then dump. The GOP will win -1 seats in the senate and -3 seats in the house. Neither party having any decisive advantage to do anything, except budget more money for israeli defense.Stocks will then recover back to all time highs. /smg/ will continue to be 55% bears, with the remainder trading pennystocks.>>62249160if your piss is sticky you likely have diabetes.
Henlo, currently in Japan, just boarded out of the Takagi ferry. Didn't check the news for 10 days, feels fucking good, the world might have ended I wouldn't even know. Still 10 more days to go. What did I miss? I see my oil stonks are printing, I assume the David Axios shit finally works less and less?
I predict LULU is going to pay a jackpot once their civil war ends. Don't buy yet though
>>62249185
>>62249206you'd think but it actually tastes bitter
>>62249211bitter diabetes is a rare complication usually correlating with aids and homosex.
Have you guys stocked up on motor oil and motor oil accessories? I've got enough to do oil changes for the next 3 years.
Are pattern day trader trades buying and selling the same stocks on the same day, or same week?
>MU $666.66DEVILI$H
Donalds out of options and oil is about to break out
>>62249206> you're leveraged to the titsnah, I just buy and hold like a boomer, I am a bit salty because I got a case of FOMO and bought MRVL and AMAT near their ATHs, but it'll all blow over anyway.
If memory stocks keep dumping I might buy some
>>62249220>pattern day traderthey're too busy cleaning their crusty shits off of their bad dragon dildos
STRC chadsLets ride!!!
Ok so i think i'm going to sell my palantir position for more GEO. Camps are always needed as it seems.
>>62249208Is that one of those weird Japanese boats where the male passengers all take turns fondling and having sex with one of the female passengers boss?
2 minutes until dram shits itself and I load up on red wojaks
>bonds spiking >blown off top>trump copium running out of steam>war is back on>axios panicking >david soxl sold all his sharesand yet /smg/ is still bullish. you goys still don't understand the seriousness of 5% held for an extended period
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE YOU LOUSY SMIGGERAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its over
. >>62249244Remember to invest in camps and camp operator accessories.
>>62249247LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>62249247Based
>>62249254cute
silmer baggies...
slurping tech for the singularity.
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!?>post-futas
>>62249263keep slurping while we dump our bags on your face
>another day of going to the moon with ServiceNowWe’re too powerful
>>62249176
>silver>goldn-nani?
>THEY GOT IT ALL DUMPED
Look. Basically I'm just not gonna check my portfolio. I know.. UGH I know.. IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not checking it is all. Hahahaha.
>>62249268
>>62249274NOOOOOO BOGDANOFF BROS GET THIS PESKY GOY
>Americans wake up>Dump everythingIt's all so tiresome.
Where did all the Jeffposters goWeaklings
WHY IS MU GOING UP???
I'm UP. Losses erased.
>Another bull trap on open
>>62249289I soldyou may now continue dumping
>>62249287see >>62249244
Don't look at the JP10Y
>He fell for the bear trap
>>62249282Dump?I'm seeing up?Are you Australian?
DOG DICK TUESDAY
>>62249112I'm so horribly addicted to kratom. I am flying in to the Netherlands instead of France because I can get it there. I lowered my dose tho.
Redpill me on GAUZ. Why is this interesting?
All the people saying the semi trade is overthe $15 trillion dollars in semis is going to go where exactly? software? consumer discretionary? bonds? lolThere's no place for it to go, and, inflation is picking up.
>HE SOLD???>POOMP IT
I better wake up to dram at 40 tomorrow so I can buy in again and ride it down to 0
>>62249306dont fall for this jewish shit bro, TKD
I hope Warsh comes in and raises the interest rates to like 7 or 8 percents as a way to instill confidence in the markets that he's going to be independent of our Leader, and keep inflation low during his term boss.
my holdings were in the green for almost a full minute glad that's over
>>62249306you are literally throwing your money into a big looney tunes money sack labeled mossad if you buy this shit
>>62249306It's not - it's literally an Israeli scam.
>>62249319With Jews you win.
>>62249290In retrospect I should have sold instead of posting about it here. I am down again.
Treasury notes are way too high for there to not be another taco tuesday.
>>62249167Shoulda bought MOAR
today i will remind him
I made a terrible mistake investimg into semis last weeks, its so over for me. If only the bubble kept pumping higher would I have made easy money. Weel after week where I could retard full ported and gotten an easy gain within a week or so. And yet look at what has happened since last week Monday>>622489841st and 3rd one are the mpst appealing to me
apparently I'm now "Platinum Tier" at my bankidk what it means but feelsgoodman
AMFN looking good today.
>>62249308I'm gonna personally cram it up your mother's dirty cunt hole>>62249321pic rel
TRIPS AND WE DIPS
>second day in the row that Europe is beating USA Is the age of American dominance over?
Fuck DRAMShit was supposed to be a $500 etf!!!
Schizophrenic post reality market
reminder that we are in the most idiotic market that ever existed
>>62249329Never chase a profit you previously turned down.
>>62249312I'm expecting temu Paul Volcker. This way the adjustable rate mortgage and credit card plebs will revolt and then be given the ultimatum of facing charges for terrorism or enlisting to go door to door to all the caves in Iran for Israel.
are we at the start of the US lost decade?
>>62249327Not seeing a stock to buy in that drivel
long reddit (RDDT) long nintendo (NTDOY) long soiyup pumping real nice
The only thing I have green today is my QCOM short and SGOVlol
>>62249339America was never dominant. Was just a long term euro strategy to lull them into a false sense of security. Now the rug pull is here and we will see the emporer in all his glory.
>>62249355ye I also longed nintendoduskbloods is going to sell millions of switch 2 to fromsoft fans lolyou dont get alpha like that without being a giga gamer
>>62249333Checked. I bought in at 7 cents for shits and giggles. But now wondering if fusion is really here
silver raped my lifedeath to jews!
I'm bullish semisYou can get all worried about the pricesand worried about it moving too high too quicklybut, nothing else is beating semi earnings. Google? That's about it. There's really nothing else.Tell me. If you really believe semis are crashing where's a better place for the market to put its money? There's not a better place. Semis are where all the money is getting made.
>>62249367I always thought it was a good counterweight to the semi trade and now that I'm short semis it's doing its jobfeels good but probably not gonna pump for long unless they announce a bunch of games soon and GTA 6 gets a release date
>>62249371>better placecoca cola and mcdonaldsthese stocks dont have much downside and good dividendsbigmacs sell a lot and you always drink coke with it
>>62249352Century of humiliation. Just look at UK post-WW1 for a rough trajectory
>>62249371non-joke answer just sell DRAM and buy HALOthey're both roundhilllook up the holdings no need to pay their kiked fees
Did the Jews know I bought? Is that why they crashed the market?
why no one told me about rocketlab 2 years ago when i quit my job? i could have over 10 millions now with just 10k
>>62249377But who will replace us? China? That would be even more bullish for camps and camp operators.
>>62249374KO is a goo stock if you're buying millions of shares. It moves like once a generation lolalso, the price to earnings ratio for KO is about the same as NVDA
>>62249352no, you really couldn't be more wrong here babe. every time the market dips a little bit you start doing this, and don't tell me that's not true. you should be buying dips and upping the risk in your portfolio.
stocks CLEARLY want to go up
>>62249367nintendo is one of those death grip companies that doesn't capitalize aggressively and their stock price reflects it.
>>62249393So true queen. I wish they would just pump like they want
>>62249355I can't believe I bought the dip at 6900~ JPY. All while I was riding the Rapid Express to Kobe, at that.
good day to buy gold
tom lee told me we will reach 7300 snp500 around this date back when we were at 6800, and it will crash until october, then it will fly up to 7800 and keep going up.so far he seems correct
I got black nigger money cause that shit be dippin
>>62249367okay nevermind sell all your nintendo NOW >>62249400it's a great company with retarded management but RSI don't lie I see way more upside than downside in the next couple of yearsit's a long term hold
i am now red on amdshould i sell?
>>62249378I don't have DRAM, and I looked at HALO and it seems like a bad idea to buy it with peak oil prices and it being so weighted to energy.
>>62249387Nobody, the fact that there ever was a situation like the global empires was unusual and the US and USSR were the last ones of that almost half century long era. Its inherently unsustainable to attempt to rule the world.
>dipWe're still in greed territory, hoping for a bigger drop.
war is back on bros
Ok. Who the fuck did that with oil. Bring me the news... And post your shorts later you insidetrading mofo.
>>62249410idk I feel energy and healthcare will be solid performers in the next decade but the biggest risks are regulatory and you can't really map out a clear line between that and profitabilityconsumers are so so but still better long term than memory if you want to hold your shit for longer than a year and not spike your cortisol every time you open your broker app
BREAKING>BREAKINGTRUMP WARNS: IRAN ONLY GETS 2 MORE WEEKS
FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN >FELL FOR THE TOP AGAIN
Why the FUCK are we crashing now. Stupid orange faggot.
>>62249408If you're not gonna hold stocks long term just buy VOOWhy are you trying to swing trade major stocks at the top of the bubble anyway
the bubble has poppednvda earnings will be the black swan
>NATO to consider a Hormuz deployment if the Strait not open by July.
These algo news trading bots are dumb as fuck
>>62249417I'm not bullish on memory. I'm bullish on logic semis.
NVDA just unlocked a new infinite money glitch using charities to buy compute power from companies who lease their gpu's.
>>62249405The correction is running out of steam if things stay as-is, but I think it may still go down when the broad markets shit themselves -because yes, they will shit themselves- but Nintendo is a company I know will still exist in 100 years. That alone makes it a long hold.
Two more weeks.
You had 19 days to sell in May and go away, WTF did you do instead? Went long and got it wrong.
is it really over for DRAM?I thought it was the strongest ETF created ever forever
the crash is in and i bought the topsomeone nuke america so the count stops
ACK ACK ACK ACKHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
up 20% on my Canadian oil companies, god bless Eric Nuttall for the tips
I am not having a good time.
>>62249425imo won't pop for another 6 monthsNVDA earnings will be green thanks to fake nigga numbers
>>62249438Maybe. It depends on whether you think Micron will keep pumping or if yhis is a permanent crash.
i told you
>>62249435You know why I'm bullish? We have a taco in charge of the planet. He's enslaved to the stock market.
Fuck it I'm selling everything. Death to Israel
>>62249440You'll be fine he's a taco and it's taco Tuesday.
these retards are still thinking that this might be just a "dip". this is just the beginning
What are you guys slurpin. Am thinking AMD/DRAM calls
>>62249448I wonder where we'd be if the war never started thoughbeit.
>>62249435Every single time. Reaching the status of Musk's "the next year".
>>62249448the TACOs don't do jack shit anymore
you guys realize that calling the market nigger won't make it move towards your direction, right?
Drill baby drill
>>62249453he already tacod and it didnt work
>>62249455AMD100+ PEreally boss?
>We're entering the 7th day of negative markets
Another day of getting raped..
>>62249422The market goes up and down.
>>62249438jeffposter brought up a good point about all the condescension on this board the other night. and he mentioned how the people that do it are all ashamed to post their returns. thought that was a good connection, and i thought of you, and i couldn't believe i'd overlooked this part of you. you're one of the worst offenders here babe. i still haven't got to the bottom of why it is you're like this, but it's another thing to ponder.
>>62249454Shut up bitch
If I were you, I'd buy NvidiaI can't buy anymore Nvidia because it's already 25% of my portfolio. If I had less, I'd buy more, but I've the dips for it until I've just gotten so much Nvidia that I can't hold anymore.So buy Nvidia for me.
solded my PLNT a bit early just to stay safe after so many green days, thanks anon for shilling it, kept my portfolio green in these bearish days
>>62249426Shame oil didn't drop much on this news. Absolutely no NATO country has the ability or public support to get involved in that clusterfuck.
>>62249469
when does it go up
>>62249325it looks like I'm gonna get the opportunity to do so today after all with the inverse V from open, my next SNXX day trade buy point is in @$119.98 with a 7%+ intraday goalscraping out profit daily is the best I can do to mitigate the dent in my profits>line is going down, I'm thinking the n-word
i love you, care for you, and want to help you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>62249479It's taco Tuesday he will back off today. Just watch. He'll backtrack all the way to Alabama.
what kind of person buys SOXL
>>62249486Back off from what
ACKACKACKACKACK !!!!!
>MUanon ded>Jeff posters dedSemi gang btfo by 10% dip
>sold SOXS on the slight dip and It went up 10% right after
>>62249460One can only hope
More goyim cannon fodder for the war. It's hard to believe people sign up for this.
>>62249412I know you never played civilisation because you don't know what a cultural victory looks like.
>>62249492It is quite literally over. The great race to the bottom is here
>>62249492good fuck that dumb avatarposting niggerhope he kills himself
i shit in trumps mothers mouth son of a fucking dog
>>62248980Rotate this *grabs dick*I rotated into cash
My QCOM short has been printing for meit's down 25%. I've been telling people for the past week here to short it, and nobody listened. It's one of the fastest falling semis.it still doesn't make up for my other losses.
>>62249476I think this is more long term oriented news, that they're already planning for a real possibility of 2 months more of closure
gully status?
>>62249497romans won the cultural victory and now theyre gone.in the end, their cultural victory just amounted to everyone simping over their dead corpse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
>they bought memory that forgets everything as soon as its unpluggedActual fools you deserve to lose it all
>Nvidia going to floppeded and shitted itself tomorrowTick tock
>>62249483That's so nice of you!
S&P right at the big low from last Tues
>>62249492i'm not dead my little goy
>>62249511MRAM is down 38% on the 5 day
>>62249508If I impregnate a big booty Latina, did Rome win
CKKKK!!! CACCKKKKK!!K!!!K!K KAKKAKAKAKAKKAKCCCCCCCCCCC
>>62249405>the famous ign 6>>62249493This is every trade I ever make>buy bullish stock>dumps>dumps>relent and sell>moons 10 minutes later to ath>buy something low>dumps>dumps more>nah im gonna hold it this time >hold>suffer>suffer>suffer>dumps to zero I am not cut out for day trading
imagine it goes below the original Iran war dip, now that would be kino
>>62249465You faggots had that exact argument two years ago lmao
>>62249523anon... guess what...
We're going down, I'm yelling timber.
I guess my SPY 740 C is completely dead
b l e e d i n g
>>62249513i try my best. and it does take effort. negativity can be tempting and satisfying but it hurts the soul.
Why the fuck is Moderna dumping along this fake ass tech niggery. AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Same exact thing as yesteryday in semis, goosing it at open for exit liquidity.
DXY also hungry for a new weekly high
>>62249508Maybe but you know that in 1000 years there will still be a McDonald's somewhere and people will enjoy a Big Mac.
is it risky to just short stocks on days like this? seems like free money
>>62249511Thinking non volatile memory is a good idea is stupid. For some applications, it might be useful, but for general computing absolutely not. Companies would burn computers with non volatile memory on fire because it's such a security vulnerability.
>>62249525>We're going down, I'm yelling timber.our new 'mr worldwide (economic collapse)he's even getting the hair
I like AI i just don't think it's worth putting 900 trillion in NVIDIA
>>62249531ebola won
>>62249538You're at bottom right now.
>>62249537That big Mac is probably not gonna be halal
>>62249531can't imagine investing in something so satanic
>>62249538the trick is knowing when they are gonna happen, and getting out of the way when things turn around.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tls-55Q5Bo
This is my first time ever investing in the market, and I went almost all in on semis. I bought the top.I feel like this might've been the best thing that could've happened in the long term though, it's taught me three valuable lessons. Firstly, I've learned not to FOMO on hyped stocks.Secondly, to become utterly desensitized to seeing red. I'm down 14%, yet I feel nothing.Thirdly, it's taught me to have the patience to hold.
>>62249537yeah mc donalds and cola will exists, bought up by china centuries ago as a reservation project for ancient american culture.america will be remembered as carthage is, a great rival and a stepping stone to greatness.
>>62249548Fourthly, you losted and will got raped
>>62249548just put the fries in the bag lil bro
HERE COMES THE V
>>62249554Reddit ahh post.
>>62249546>Bearish when the CEO is nicknamed "Son of the Morning"ngmi
>BREAKING: Several Gulf country officials from nations President Trump claimed urged him not to strike Iran said they were unaware of the imminent attack plan he described, per WSJ.>Yesterday, Trump said he called off an attack on Iran after leaders of Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE asked him to "hold off."a 1 year old could lie better than this lmao
I'm just holding out for the Nvidia earnings call. We will get one last pump then, right?
>>62249548My first time investing was BTC top in 2017. Lost like 20%. Second time was GME in 2021, gained 350%. The difference was the second time that nigga roaring Kitty did all the research for me and I truly believed in the hype and held with diamond hands
>>62249552>>62249554Suck my dick you stupid faggots. I'll be in the green by months end.
>>62249566look. china can't win the AI race. it's a national security issue. brrrrr will be engaged.
>>62249548the fact that youre not being a panican makes you already better than 80% of >investors, so good on you anon
>>62249548these demons can't hurt you, and that they would even try reflects more on them than you.
>>62249564I was so big on Trump through 16 onwards but this iran thing is the most clownish shit ive ever seen
>Trump liveDown we go
David Axios save us!!!!
>>62249548>Secondly, to become utterly desensitized to seeing red. I'm down 14%, yet I feel nothing.This is how to do it. Don't flinch, and don't let some fake ass retards on the other end of the internet tell you how to trade your position.Hold that shit and win win win.
>>62249548big institutions play these games to shake out weak people and make alpha off them. every time someone buys high, and sells low, somebody pockets that difference.with the media, they can stir up bearishness on a dime
Markets are either still pricing in peace or Bessent pushing oil down like a dickhead. Obviously we are escalating bigly....
>USARshould I unironically kill myself
>>62249587I'm going to slurp at $17, will you have an heroed by that point?
>>62249566Yes they will probably announce something no one is expecting and send the rocket back up
>>62249585So mumu and bobo are BOTH shit?!
AI bros... your real life cost-efficient & practical use cases?
costco just marching up slowly lmao
>>62249596only bulls eat
>>62249590possibly
Why is oil lower than yesterday?It just don't make no stinking sense see.
>>62249497The difficulty in achieving cultural victory is absurdly difficult now since the Internet specifically creates infinite subcultures that are impossible to control since they arise spontaneously. We're not in the mass media era where you control information flows through the handful of primary outlets. Nobody will ever replicate what the US did with blue jeans.
>>62249564Whej will the fucktarded markets stop believing those ''Arab source", ''Pakistani source'', ''My father that works at Nintendo" sources. This is beyond ridiculous at this point. We are THREE MONTHS IN this shit, and it still works. Pure delusion. Where is my Chaos Head Takumi pic when I need it.
dram bros im just gonna check back in a month inshallah
some of you are trash faggots, no wonder you wanna make it through wealth when you've got nothing else for yourselves, niggers
>>62249587>>62249590>investing in a mining company that has a woman CEO Oh boy
>>62249611volatilityGODS
>>62249608Most market participants are retards. It will take them days to figure out that diplomatic solutions aren't an option. They are who we will be dumping on at $150.
>>62249620So you're saying all this red is just her period.Then this too, shall pass.
>>62249548You'll be fine, just hold. But yeah FOMO is a hell of a thing
>>62249537Yeah in a fucking museum for ancient civilizations lmao.
>>62249630You will live to see $200 a barrel beyond your human comprehension.
>>62249641>>62249641>>62249641>>62249641
>>62249630Could have done without the antisemitism
NEW>>62249647>>62249647>>62249647NEW
>>62249574It's really an ugly ballroom he's building but I don't see it tanking the market.
Maybe the anon who said he was going to sell everything before May was onto something...
>>62249602ai generated porn is way better than netflix
>>62249632It seems extremely obvious in retrospect, but you should always wait for a dip after that kind of huge rally. Don't know if this is me bullshitting, but it seems like people have a price target and sell at that. If you look at NVIDIA, a lot of people sold as soon as it hit 200, for Sandisk I suppose that was 1500.Again, this could be me bullshitting but it seems that way to me.
>>62249606SOXS bulls eating good today
>>62249564It's funny because even MAGA largely ignores this now. Just a month ago /ptg/ would spam his tweets of threatening to blow up Iran or claiming to be close to signing a deal. Nowadays people just assume he's bullshitting.
>>62249669No, that's true, people have sell prices at nice round numbers, plus you have to take option strikes into account as well (keeping the price pinned right above or right below a number). Psychologically it's hard to wait for dips when you see shit pumping double digits day after day. We've all bought the top before.
>>62249642>>62249651stop baking before page 10N I G G E R S
>>62249704>noooo a wojak thread died for thisI don't care.
>>62249548Well, it depends upon what your strategy is. It's pretty important to think about what your goals are before putting your chips in. If you're just putting in money into random stocks to chase hype and try to profit in the short term, then you're likely to enter a world of hurt. Markets are volatile, especially single stocks short term, so you're gonna see drops either way, that's why most CFD traders lose money. If you have a strategy, then these sorts of drops should be part of your strategy and you should know in advance how you should act on them. Usually that either involves a stop loss or a conviction to hold through the drops. Either way for most people long term investing into stocks and ETF's they believe in and have conviction in is the way to go. Not chasing lines that went up after everyone's already made their money, so they'll either panic sell or end up being exit liquidity, ending up holding heavy bags.
>>62249718it's not about other threads dying, I don't careit's about not making me change the page every 20 minutes
Why isn't everything DROPPING!?Not this bullshit 0.001% faggot shit!
No! Don't recover! I just sold my MU and went into MUD!
MU is fucking unstoppable. Christ.
