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nigger thursday edition

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62892164
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JENSEN IS RESIGNING!
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>>62892918
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
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>NVIDIA ANNOUNCES CEO TRANSITION, CFO COLETTE KRESS INTERIM CEO AS HUANG RESIGNS
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There's no way soxl goes up man
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It looks like some poor SOB just nuked his entire NVDA bags at the bottom. kek.
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>Jensen is out
>CFO is in
It's fucking over
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some tard had to stick his dingaling inside beef curtains and fried rice and I Have to lose thousands and thousands of dollars as a result?
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>FX Senshi Kurumi Thursday
Watch out Nvidia bros
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>>62892924
>>62892922
>>62892927
>A w*man being the CEO for a gamer company. Gamer bros I don't feel so good...
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Anyone holding or buying stawks is just catching falling knives at this point. Cash money market liquidity fund time. This shit is going to the bbottom
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BREAKING: JENSEN HUANG JUST GOT HIT BY A BUS AND DIED
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>>62892931
So is this the Kikkoman flavored Nigger thursday?
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I knew yesterday’s pump was too good to be true. It’s that kind of Thursday.
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>>62892927
So the spies will presumably be Asian bvlls now?
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NOOOOO YOU CAN’T HAVE SEX NO NO NO NO NO NOW WE HAVE TO DRAIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
YOU PUT CHING CHING DINGALING INTO A VAGINA NOW EVERYONE MUST LOSE A CUMULATIVE 8 TRILLION DOLLAROONS
*fap fap fap fap*
OH GOD I’M GONNA
I’M GONNA DOOMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH GOD I’M DOOOOOOOMPIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Nvda bros
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I'M GETTING GAPED
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I hate women
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>nvda
holy moly
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>>62892930
It's interest rates rises coming in december in anon, this bubble is done and you are getting distracted. Stocks have been massively overvalued for 24 months and the debt markets are pileld with risk no one wants.
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>A JENSEN HUANG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>62892941
Hershey’s Kiss sorta build
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>>62892930
Sellers are once again, as always, fucking retarded. May they go broke forever and exit the markets completely destitute as their wives divorce rape them and retain custody of the kids.
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>>62892932
>SONY LOST
>MICROSOFT LOST
>PC LOST
NINTENDO WON
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ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT
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Will buying soxs the minute the market opens work as a hedge for soxl crashing and burning?
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>>62892920
>sauce on your white shirt
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pls, talk me out of catching the nvidia falling knife
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>>62892949
interest rates were already priced in
this tard losing his post as CEO and getting replaced by some jeet who will inevitabily drill this company to the ground, was not priced in.
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>bought 2 minutes before he resigned
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>>62892941
short covering its why you get green days in bear markets. Wait until the margin call sell offs start. It is going to be one for the history books like 1999
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Jensen's cock wiped out all my gains from this year
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The market is not reacting well to a white woman taking over. Bros how do we solve sexism?
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SOXS
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BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG RESIGNS
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IT'S OVER
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V activated!
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>>62892950
Kek
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NIGGER JOCKEY
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LMAO it's over for Nigger video niggers
Should have bought KO and collected a dividend like Warren Buffett
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are you nvidia baggies ready for the inevitable jeet takeover of the company?
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Morning frens
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>ANTHROPIC ACCUSED OF FALSIFYING CUSTOMER DATA, GAY BENCHMARK EXPOSED - IPO CANCELED
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dooomp it
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The bubble just popped
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>>62892979
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It's Jensover
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So all it takes to pop a bubble was a dick.
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How the fuck is NVDA only down 10% after this? It doesn't get worse than this.
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>>62892962
No they were not priced in. They arrived via oil prices going up and volatility in energy. ]

why hold stocks with risk expose at ATH pricing for gains that are barely a 1% over zero risk in return.

This shit is done. I told you intel was going back to 25-45 when it was over 100 and I told you nvidia was going back to 135 when it was over 210 but you never fucking listen because you think you know better based on what? Fucking around in a bull market? Any fool can do that. Unrealised gains are thin air and nothing.
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>>62892949
>rates rising from 4% to 4.5
doesn't seem that catastrophic.
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>le bubble pop
any day now
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KEK NVIDIA BAGGIES
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>>62892993
priced in
earnings will make it pump to 200 again
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>LE BUBBLE IS POPPING FELLOW BOBO NIGGERS
>Checks inside
>VIX hasn't gone parabolic yet
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>>62892993
Its already been dumping for days and the market ain't open yet. Sub 150 today?
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>>62892994
a literal nothingburger for an opportunity of a lifetime AI build-out.
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I was telling my gf last night, who knows nothing about stocks or nigvideo, about the 2nd dick hitting the towers and she said "so your stock is tanking because he can't keep his dick in his pants" and I was like yeah basically
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Nigvidya -10% KEK it keeps cratering
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Don't act like your wouldn't creampie a Chinese woman
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>>62893010
>VIX hasn't gone parabolic yet
brace for impact, this is gonna hurt
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>making the CFO interim CTO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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bro...is nvidia going to go to under $100?
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>>62893015
>don't act like you wouldnt breed a cockroach lady
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>>62892930
>lose thousands and thousands of dollars as a result?
Where is NVDA anon who port was $19m at one point? How does he feel?
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today after hours amat will report and confirm everything we already know about the ai buildout and the market will be happy again. then ppi will come in cool and we will pump happily ever after.
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I think it's time to slurp the dip because after this blows over NVDA is gonna come back to atleast 200.
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>>62893018
maybe they planned for a short interim
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>NVDA dumping
>NBIS dumping
>MU dumping
>SNDK dumping
>WDC dumping
>IREN dumping
>CRWV dumping
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>>62892993
It is going to get a lot worse and the pain won't be restricted to ytech stocks either which may stabalise at 50% of ATHs or dip even lower (the ones that don't vanish or go private). Tjhis IS 1999 again. Wecome time traveller. No one really gives a shit where the chink stock his disk. Stocks are heading intoa cyclical bear driven by interest rates, stupid valuations and a bubble. US debt and treasuruies mean no bail out.
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>>62893021
You never said no, thanks for proving my point.
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>>62892993
its down 35%
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>>62893019
>>62893014
I'm gonna miss the bro
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>MU and SNDK down
Fucking why?
>>
Thank God I'm not close to retirement I guess
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Buy at 150?
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>>62893039
Asian pussy, that's why.
>>
This is actually quite terrible news.
As if things weren’t already bad in the Nvidia and Nvidia adjacent sectors.
We were already beaten into the ground before any of this.
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>>62893012
You're a moron and deserve to get flushed out. Survival of the fittest and morons like you need to be eradicated for the health of the market. It's all good.
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>>62893023
Capex spending can finally go down because they kill their competitors.
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IT'S OVER
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>>62893037
he was my fav ceo
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>>62893041
I'm adding at 153.
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Bottom in?
>>
There's gonna be a lot of money to be made when this tumbles down. Cash chads won I believe
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So CoreWeave was a classic bulltrap
I actually had a put out on earnings and got fucked, should have done it yesterday
Ayyy lmao
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ULTIMATE
NIGGER
THURSDAY
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>>62893029
>ytech
>stabalise
>Tjhis
>his disk
>intoa
>bear driven
>treasuruies
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its over
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Lmao. All those retards who mocked us and said Jensen was too big to be fired, where are you now?
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Reports are that Elon is looking to hire Jensen ASAP for SpaceX
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welp, time to build a new rig
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>>62893052
The biggest winner is anyone who either doesn't invest or is younger with a 401k. Market is going to sink like a rock and there will be opportunity to buy in
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>>62893061
I wouldn't have fired him desu
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>>62893041
Nah it should bottom above 100 though but it may dip below that along the way. There bare months to go, this is going to carry on through to the end of march next year, the big sell offs on 1 trillion worth of margin calls have not started yet..
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NBIS and CRWV faggots were being uppity not even hours ago.

FOREVER BAGS HEADED TO ZERO AND THEY BOUGHT THE DIP LMAOOOOOO
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new CEO is sexy af
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>my euro bank options keep pumping at a slow and steady, comfy pace
>1+% almost every day
based
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now all we get will be low energy limp dick bean counters reading powerpoint slides
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>>62893071
>BOUGHT THE DIP
I bought the top at $160 yesterday.
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>>62893052
NOt quickly, you are looking at 3-5 years with risk. Some companies will vanish or go private. It seems easy to bet on winner but it is not over something like this. You just have to make do with what you get in money markets and let it work itself out until next summer.
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It's absolutely amazing that I have to sit here like a good little cuck and let people dump on me in afterhours and the premarket before I can sell. Utterly insane.

Premarket and afterhours buying and selling are both total BS and they shouldn't exist. Either EVERYONE should be able to buy the stock, or NO ONE should be able to buy the stock. Premium early access so is just so unfair
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>>62893043
SOXX is up 52% YTD. What the fuck are you talking about?
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It's weird seeing americans larp as these puritan holier than thou specimens as if they weren't the biggest degenerates on the planet
a man having sex with a woman shouldn't concern the returns of a stock period
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>stocks selling
>bonds selling
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>BREAKING: Nvidia appoints interim CEO Poonjaat Shaarti effective immediately
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>>62893074
what if jensen makes his own startup though
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>>62893077
>The goyim wants to play with the chosen people
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SELL EVERYTHING SELL IT ALL IT'S FUCKING OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JENSEN YOU STUPID FUCKING CHINK FUCK FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62893067
That's why you are not on the board
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Jesus it just keeps dumping
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>>62893082
precious metals selling too

this is what it feels when the leverage leaves the system
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>>62893041
>Buy at 150?
Huang is NVDA, without him it needs to find a new bottom, but the shockwave is propagating to other companies and will keep bouncing. If you think the company is sound and will rebound eventually then buy a little on at a time on the way down - average down because no one knows where the bottom is. Huang's wang news came at the worst time for AI bubble - maybe its a controlled implosion in which case buying AI anything may not be a good idea.
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I'm beyond heemed
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Told you
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>about your market, white boy
>nothing personnel
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I think stocks like Iren aren’t going to really go much lower at all. It’s like trying to squeeze juice out of rocks at this point.
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How low are we going today?
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>>62893079
>It's weird seeing americans larp as these puritan holier than thou specimens as if they weren't the biggest degenerates on the planet
>a man having sex with a woman shouldn't concern the returns of a stock period


It does not they are all clowns misisng the reality of interest rate rises driven by bond prices and the shiller cape. It is 1999 and this is just giving smart money a chance to exit.
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>>62893077
You like to watch don´t you cucky?
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>NVDA
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What if Jensen starts a competitor and poaches a bunch of Nvidia's best engineers?
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>>62893100
as if the chinese and s. korean stock markets didn't crash way harder lmao
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>>62892992
>>62893013

You/she missed "small asian pepee"

>>62893048
Not following the drama, did he get any basterd kids in mainland China at least? pic unrel
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>>62893082
literally everyone is getting ready to slurp
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Reminder NVIDIA has gapes down to 50...
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>>62893079
it's about the national security investigations, not because he banged his secretary
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KEK NVDA BAGGIES
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>>62893086
gonna take a lot of poaching
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Asian pussy are white mens kryptonite
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>>62893065
kek
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>nvidia

i ran out of money
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>>62893079
The issue is not that he had sex with someone. The issue is that he had sex with a chink spy
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>>62893115
>>62893119
this
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>>62893109
>Nuvidia
>Sex is mandatory, if your not fucking once a day your fired
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>>62892920
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
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>>62893115
Tiny Chiny chubby
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intel gods, is it finally our time?
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YOU SAID NVDA WAS GOING TO V AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>62893125
actually he would have survived the chink spy, it was the VP of healthcare that sank him
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>>62893077
All day trading is free on my app in eu. Thought you were the land of the free?
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NIGGA IT'S OVER
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Rolling for NVDA's bottom. My prediction:
>125 dollar
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IM FUCKING RUINED
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so, no, wait, hold on

you're saying Nvidia's stock price was totally justified otherwise?
then it should recover under a new CEO
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SPCX put out an offer for Jensen
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do niggers really hold NVDA for a year and then panic sell for -22% realized?

lmao
m
a
o
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>>62893079
Additional affairs coming to light increase the odds of his wife divorcing him and taking half his shares. Even if she knew and was ok with it previously, the social pressure and shame of it coming out publicly could cause her to go for blood
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All the people gloating they bought the bottom at 170 a couple days ago kek
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I sold, so if NVDA suddenly bounces back 20% you can thank me
I'll be buying back before earnings
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>>62893139
>intel gods
>mu marines
>great GOOGLy mooglys
>space x factors
yes im talking my book
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>>62893039
No one is going to buy microchips anymore.
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>>62893142
As soon as the second affair got exposed the market priced in the probability of him resigning, A sight to behold
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>women
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>>62893045
i'm obviously whining about being down thousands but the amount of money i made this year and last year alone renders that nill. further i would not bet against the western world over this AI build out.
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>>62893160
TY for your service
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>nvidia dumps a few days more
>people/money realize it's still fucking nvidia
>giga pumps again because nothing really changed
load up
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Where's those dip buyers two days ago when it was at $170
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>>62893065
>University of Arizona
Over status?
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>>62893150
Cute wife…?
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SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
>SELL SELL SELL
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AHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA NVDA BAGGIES
I love it when people who blindly trust in Vs get fucked by their own greed.
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>>62893122
True but this time it was an Asian dudes fault please keep this in mind
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>mom's friend (one of those chatty and well meaning but ignorant people) texts her to ask my dad what he thinks about Jensen
Oh boy, top signal
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Can't stop laughing over Nigvidya being the ACTUAL black swan, when everybody was looking at MemeWeave and such
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>>62893172
im here and im ready to buy more
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>>62893170
This.
It’s going right back to $170 within a few days and people will be like “fuck I should have bought at $145”.
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>>62893153
Muskbros think this is the peak of comedy
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I just bought nvidia stock a day or two before all this shit came out
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Feels very uncool and personal that they removed Jensen this is really strange
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we're all just meming bobos and it's going to be ok, right?
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>>62893072
>new CEO is sexy af
I wonder if Jensen hired her for he ability or pussy? If he hired her for looks the company probably has many women only hired for their looks and will/are contaminate the company. Next is the work trans HR chief to take over.
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my computer is using nvidia graphics card why would i sell?
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it's so fucking over for NVDA. AMD will take its place.
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>62893142
>it was the VP of healthcare that sank him
you cant even bang your own vp consensually anymore? grim
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>female CEO curse hits NVDA

is that real
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Ian Buck HAS to be the next CEO of Nvidia is done
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>>62893187
Not really, but should Jensen start working at another company, instead of retiring or starting something himself again, I can only think of SPCX.
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>>62893195
lolno AYYYMD GPUs are dog shit.
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SEX
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NVidia knew about the HR lady affair and only released it so he’d be forced to resign. They’re trying to distance themselves from him for the federal investigation into circumventing the Chinese export ban.
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>62893190
It's not about the sex it's about breaking export law and selling to an adversary nation
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>>62893191
Eventually....probably
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>>62893153
gotta love E-Long
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I have officially lost all my gains for this year and am quite heavily in the red. This is double my biggest loss ever. Had a feeling in my gut that I should've cashed out for a small profit yesterday morning. Now I just feel sick. Might actually rope.
At least my GOOG is up.
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YOU SAID BUY THE NVDA DIP IT WON'T STOP DIPPING
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>>62893172
Holding bags nigga.
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Jensen isn't going to work anywhere serious now
That nigga is fucking RADIOACTIVE after today
He literally fucked the entire stock market his career is over and he'll be in history books
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Jensen went out like an absolute chad, fucking multiple bitches.
He's my hero.
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>>62893072
He probably fucked her too lmao
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who the hell buys amd gpu besides broke bitches that still playing on 1080p lmao
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Seriously we need women ceo etf
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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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It's over
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Maybe the real lesson here if we want to have a sexy chinese spy as our wife, then we must work hard to be a billionaire
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nvidia tech wise will be fine, but jensen was a true hustler, smuggling shit into china.
actually this might hurt nvidia long term if they lose that market and chinese alternatives have a chance to grow, though that's a long term thing.

jensen is also the type of nigga to go to strip club with korean executives to secure hbm, the new foid might ring in nvidia's intel era, a decade of humiliation
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>>62892920
oh boy this shit is going to 0
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won't it dip even further if they ban NVIDIA from selling to China?
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>NVIDIA baggies ITT
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-13.22%
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I told you fucking idiots not to buy the nvidia dip. I told you it was 100% chance he resigns and the stock will shit when this happens. I told you nothing is priced in
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>NVDA downgraded by six firms
oh fug 0:
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>>62893188
i thought i was being cheeky slurping the $182 dip... now i realize i actually was being cheeky... what are some other funny traditional english phrases. so far from this thread i have learned "core blimey" and "top scran"
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Is 150 slurpable?
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>>62893234
They're already banned, nigga!
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>>62893235
It will go to the moon trust the plan goy
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>ITS GOING UNDER 150
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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NiGGA thiS thAt GeNerAltioNAl Dip
YAll Be DeADASS telliN Me You WoNt Slurp thiS juiCe to the MAX?
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>>62893199
>it was the VP of healthcare that sank him
She was not good for his health after all. Sounds like he created a position just for her to keep her around.
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>>62893216
So you're breakeven, what's the big deal. At least you didn't lose money
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this is one of those moments that separates the panicans from the patriots
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Jensen has been saying that revenue didn’t include any sales to China but he’s been circumventing the ban and selling to China the whole time.
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nvidia is actually going to double digits, isn't it?
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...Something ain't right.
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>>62893231
>strip club with korean executives
maybe thats where he picked her up
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MSFT IS NOW A HIGHER MARKET CAP THAN NVIDIA
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I doubt Nvidia will ever be as cheap as now.

But I said the same yesterday
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This shit is going back down to the split price from fucking 2 years ago or whenever that was
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>Watching everything dump
>Unravel starts playing
Holy Ludokino.
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>>62892923
fuck i miss the past
why did people stop being serious ever?
why is everything a ridiculous farce now?
the irony is the silly side of things has become less irreverent and fun too
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>>62893225
AMD gave away 16% of their stock to META and OpenAI for 1c a share so they would buy their gpus
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>>62893203
>>62893200

most probably he'll pull a Steve Jobs comeback in 4 months when the NVDA board realizes you can't put a female in place of a fucking rockstar CEO carrying the whole scene with his balls
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>>62893257
Built for BWC.
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THIS THING IS GONNA FUCKING ROCKET LIKE NO ROCKET HAS EVER FUCKING ROCKETED BEFORE

JUST WATCH PUSSIES
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>>62893256
This
Watch it be a huge chunk and their revenue craters
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>>62893256
That's what's actually driving this sell off. People are going to find out nvidia's entire business survived off circumventing US laws to sell to China. Funny how this all comes out as China's AI industry collapsed
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THE BOTTOM WAS IN THEY SAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I'm all cash btw)
>SOXSFUCKINGGODS
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>>62893273
>Funny how this all comes out as China's AI industry collapsed
wdym?
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>>62893253

set a limit buy for 150 on niggervideo and I'm going to go smoke weed. 30% cash crash out if you niggers want to I'll just scoop some QQQM and make fun of retards that are blowing up leveraged accounts
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>>62893139NO if you want to go that way 25-45 BUT it may not do much while yu hold it for years and it has a lot of debt which is going to get expensive. It won;t go private or broke as it sia strategic asset but that does not necessarily mean a great return either. Will it get more than the 3.7% or 4% you ,might get on money market funds? Probably not
1)It's sales are 70% in datacentres which is a collapsing market or wilol be
2)Its 30 of the rest is fucked by ram supply shortage which is going to be around for at least 18 months

Look at it next may
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OPEN THE STOCK MARKET RETARDS I HAVE TO SELL AT A LOSS
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Buying nvidia before their earnings is crazy
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SOXL touched me inappropriately
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Also not especially related but look at my port lmfao
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brace for impact
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I called it
>>62891372
>>62891372
>>62891372
>>62891372
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this shit is going to dump again on market open isnt it
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>>62893288
Nigga scared money don´t make money n thats on foenem.
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So what happens next? Jensen begins his Steve Jobs arc and come back in a few years, or AMD's taking over?

I really feel like this is the end of an era. Jensen was the reason NVIDIA made so many right decisions and oversmarted other chip makers, which fueled innovation of the whole sector. Without him I expect companies milking consumers with same chips like Intel back in the 2010s.
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*pop*
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>>62893297
Based
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>>62893249
By heavily in the red, I mean that this shit is dipping into my profits from LAST YEAR.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>62892920
>1 minute
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>>62893291
Damn nice recovery
Mine's fucking 40% of its value from June when I was too retarded to sell MUU at a massive profit
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>>62893248
i dont understand that at all. why doesnt he just break her off a million dollarinos and say sorry you cant work here and bang me? why risk employing your whores? something smells here. there is no way he is that stupid. is he? i also read a decent schizo take on reddit for once saying that a divorce could be a legit legal reason for him to cash out now while the stock is still relatively elevated... i guess an enron exec did the same thing and it was a convenient way to lock in profits for them... idk something smells
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Maybe the new investment strategy is selling everything Wednesday afternoon/ after hours and buying back Thursday after hours or Friday premarket. Skip this cursed fucking day entirely
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>new women ceo
yea nigvideo is dead
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Wow another gift to elon and oracle and their other butt buddies
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The bears are in control
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>>62893291
yeah but you're stupid and just pavlovs dog trained on bull makets. Now you are just retarded noise..
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HOLY SHIT ITS GOING DOWN EVEN FURTHER WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>62893309
Based
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>150 filled

IM A NIGGERVIDEO BAGHOLDER AHHHHHHH

WE NEED A BAILOUT NOW. STIMULUS WHEN?
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UH OH STINKY
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PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM ON DUTY
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I sell now, good luck everybody else
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The least jensen could do is release the sex tapes, at least show that the pussy was good. Holy fuck.
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>>62892937
>so many predictions of major discounts in Q4
>so many opportunities for puts and shorts
/smg/ will undergo evolution
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>>62893291
Bottom is in.
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>>62893302
stsve jobs was basically an unemployed bum for a decade getting free meals from Bill gates.
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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
DON'T KNOW WHERE TO RUN
LIFE GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY
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O CHADS KEEP WINNING
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>>62893011
>>62893041
>>62893150
>>62893243
>>62893246

Selling all my crypto to get into this dip. Gonna surf the big wave, the set is coming.
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wew look at the slurping on soxl.
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BUY NVIDIA NOW OR YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT!
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>>62893268
Agreed. Remember Scam Altman was outed momentarily too
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>>62893333
I just wanna screeaaaam ;-;
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>>62893329
Shorting is a mugs game in volatility. You will learn that the hard way. Get out and in cash with a return that matches or beats rates.
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People are buying nvidia...
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holy fucking slurpers
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GREEN OPEN
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I'm so scared
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thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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>>62893257
Every pullback is an opportunity
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FUCKKKKK GO DOWN TO 150 AGAIN FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Ladies and gents AMD now plummets
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DUMP IT ALL
DUMP IT ALL
DUMP IT ALL
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What's happening with yields and oil. Oil is actually reasonable now but why are yields over 5 again?
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i'm not buying until 140
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>sold $10k of my semi etf yesterday
>still sitting on $380k
Imagenius_ohno.png
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>>62893347
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Congrats on this, seriously.
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>NVDA DUMP SOXL PUMP
NIGGA IT HAS BEGUN!!!!

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/LFkRW2_3lUU
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Most obvious buy of all time. It's not as if their factories all blew up or their chips stopped working. It's a change in management. A little bit of uncertainty for sure but not enough to lose your shirt over yet.
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>>62893366

probably missed the bottom man. it nigger pumped off 150 hard I'm green already
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total bear annihalation
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I bought NVDA at 149
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People really think the nvidia scandal is over? Not touching this shit.
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>>62893238

The stock is shitting not because of the resignation. Its the fact someone pulled the trigger in the MIC to go for the complete chip ban to China. They were well aware chips were going there and Nvidia was seriously reliant on that market. As was the US stock market bubble in general.

So the market has clicked that China market just went bye bye permanently. The Huang shit is just surface level because he was a block. He was warning that this ban would harm the US not China. And he's right. Wait until the Chinese retaliation comes on the critical metals and materials inputs to the semiconductor sector that they almost completely, or actually completely control comes.

Then you will see costs for US companies soar as their market share dwindles. Get the fuck out. Thinking this is about who Huang fucked is brainlet stuff. See the REAL PICTURE. The trade war in chips is about to resume in earnest.
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GET THAT GREEN CANDLE OUT OF FACE
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NBIS down 20% ahhhhhhhhh
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>all the money now goes into SpaceX
lol
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GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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>>62893376
annihilation*
>soxl and nvidia slurping
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>>62893380

its on 40% discount. if it goes to 50% or 60% discount I will make it one of the largest positions in my portfolio.

you niggers are retarded. you guys fudded MSFT at the 5 year low too. you niggers hate making money

you faggots actually fud/sell/short the bottom every time
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Did Burry have puts on Nvidia in 150-155? Is he banking in now?
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>ALREADY UP 7 BUCKS FROM THE OPEN

FREE FUCKING MONEY BABY
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SELL NOW
BUY LATER
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NEW THREAD
>>62893378

>>62893378

>>62893378
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Why didnt yall get in nvidia at 150...
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Here comes the V shaped recovery
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HOLY FUCK SPCX!
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Hehe
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I feel kinda sad bros, Nvidia shits were expensive but they work so well and there were substantial growth for both the product and company's value after each generation.
Now I am losing both the goods and a sure bet to put money into.
Fuck I am crying.
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bull trap. not touching it for at least a week.
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solid green 5 min candle for soxx to open. we're gonna be ok and now that this gossip is behind us we can start focusing on numbers again.
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>>62893399
DONT SELL
HOLD
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>>62893170
You fucking fool nvidia is priced because Jensen was there to sell the shovels of the next bubble (robotics) not because of current bubble.
Without jensen they're gonna run that company quarter to quarter and into the ground like intel
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>>62893234
they will just smuggle it through other countries
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Schizo market dynamics... In light of all the preemptive Bobo celebrations, the market is going to go vanta green today. Mark my words.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPiH-LBna5I
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>>62893378

>>62893378

>>62893378
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anybody managed to buy at 150?
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Lmao already recovering
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BOBO! BOBO!
WE LOST CONTACT WITH BOBO!
WHAT HAPPENED!?
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>>62893346
True, but I know no one here would go all-in on those. Simply start from a small amount and grow it. Diverse assets, diverse strategies.
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>>62892920
>the losses of the resignation announcement were recovered
just a flesh wou...(cough) (puke blood) (shart)
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>>62893266
things are too shitty to take anything serious
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Bitcoin is getting FUCKED!
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>>62893427
>>62893424
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>>62893492
all those useless datacenters will have nothing else to do to keep the lights on and crypto only thrives when money is cheap or free
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SLUUUUURP
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>>62893187
jeets think anything written by grok is hilarious



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