So like... What if she had been turned on?
>No, Mr. Simpson! A cat is a living creature!
>>152107635Lolol
>>152100849Um, awkward.....
>>152101202under Homer's oxygen tent?
>>152103130He did a hell of a job
Is it possible to make a non-terrible event comic?
>>152100316>>152104306>>152105918Infinite Crisis was shit
>>152108263Yeah, it was awful.
>>152100036I can think of event books that I like but I can't think of one that I'd call good.
>>152108472>>152108263I just don't know what the point was
>>152100075You're too easily impressed
How do we feel about Bruce's new pawg gf?
>>152094084I don't see how this is a bait thread. OP wants to talk about Batman's new comic run and is just using the big butt woman as a topic starter. I don't think that's so evil.
Does Bruce finally have a healthy relationship for once?
>>152093638so batman earth-one?
>>152093618I was paying more attention to her huge tits in her barely buttoned shirt.
>>152102704I'm looking at the pictures if that counts for anything
Why is there so much sex between heroes in Invincible? Aren’t there more important things to worry about than relationship drama?
The first Kirkman comic I remember reading was his Ultimate X-men run, the first arc of which devotes a lot of time to Rogue and Bobby fucking, and Scott being more assertive to impress Jean.
>>152108351I forgot how every girl in the original ultimate universe just wore tiny shirts to show off their tummies all the time.
>>152108338>Legal loli tied to world ending NTRKirkman is fucking deranged when he's outta ideas.
>>152104184Yes I would immediately wife the woman who can give you harem orgy every single morning and night
>>152106325it keeps people hooked. alot of spider-man's appeal was him struggling to balance vigilantism and a relationship. do i think its good? not really, but especially so to the extent that current spider-man is where they thought the best thing to do with peter's love life is to cuck with with a self insert.
What did you watch/read today? I'm watching Heavy Metal.
>>152105848I started reading Grant Morrison's run on Doomsday starting with Crawling from the Wreckage, started DC x Sonic and watched Batman Beyond (and not /co/ but the OVA Memories) Doomsday seems pretty good and interesting but I'm too retarded to understand the ending but I will blame Granf Morrison and not myself. Robotman is my nigga. DC x Sonic is dumb fun I'm really enjoying if. I never read sonic before but I just loved the Dreamcast games. Batman Beyond is pretty great and I miss Kevin Conroy. Memories Magnetic Rose was absolute kino
>>152105848Love Death + Robots is like a spiritual successor to this.
I was playing DnD
>>152106532It's Okay/mediocore, I the character designs were the only thing I really liked, and Micheal Ironside as the villain
>>152105848I watched the new Primal episode, cool stuff
Nie ma dosłownie żadnego powodu, aby lubić postać Marywhore. Jest taką nic nieznaczącą postacią i jest dobra tylko wtedy, gdy obciąga Paul. Marywhorekeks to retards.
>>152108292bober kurwa!
>>152108292Blyat
Wiele takich przypadków smutne
>>152108292In English please.
>>152108292Si.
>Meet Marty and Alexis, two very different people that are forced to be together when they mysteriously gain super powers that only work when they are together! This fun, all ages comic is brought to you by former Disney animator Tom Bancroft.
>>152106725Me three.
>>152102707>Okay, it's kinda funny how he's aware of shenanigans going on, but has seen so much nonsense in his life that he ended up at the wrong conclusion. Surprised more cape comics don't play into that idea.Yes I’m surprised we don’t get more plots like “The Viper is Coming” from GI Joe in comics, given all the stuff they go through most capes would have PTSD or be highly paranoid.
>>152092917>>152105304True, but the use tropes isn't inherently a bad thing, though. Tropes themselves might seem cliche after a while, but they can be a necessary evil in some ways and help sell a story to an audience, especially a story that seems unfamiliar on the surface like this comic and pic related.
>>152077746>>152077758Opposite Forces is yet another superhero deconstruction, but damn if the execution isn't charming as all get out. I also think it says a lot that Bancroft's personal project featured a contemporary adult main cast, so I'm sure it must've been cathartic to make a reality. Props to him for seeing it through
>>152077832>Planet Tenalp >Private Noops >>152077846>Chief Scientist Krof
and why is there no retcon Superman and Batman?
>>152105463Polly
>>152106224What?
>>152105463Is Yolanda still around?
>>152076786>>152076854wonder milk.
>>152108528Yummy
>Captain Amazing, hero of Metro City, is so busy catching criminals that he rarely has time for his pets at home. He doesn't even notice when they develop superpowers of their own. when he announces that he needs a sidekick, his dog, hamster, and chameleon each decide to audition. But with each pet determined to win the sidekick position, the biggest battle in Metro City might just be at the Captain's house.
end of comic thanks to those who help with keeping the thread alive
>"As you can clearly see, LeBron James, we are an unstoppable, defensive tower of power!"
>>152108273Someone who was 8 in 2016 could post here legally now.
>>152107070>DeeDee windmill dunkholy shit baller!!!
>>152108273okay unc :skull:
>>152108273>I was born 6 years after LeBron>haven't started my NBA career yetI c-can still beat his record, r-right bros?
>>152108273People born after Obama was elected will be old enough to post here in a few months
>The guard blew his whistle until he had no more breath, and waved his flag until his arms ached, but Henry still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.>"I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you!"If the engines can choose to move or not move by themselves, why do they need conductors?
>>152107923all you have to do to incapacitate bender is knock him on his back like a turtle
>>152107503If people can choose to work or not work by themselves, why do they need bosses?
>>152107966That's not the pointAdministrative officials like the Fat Controller/Hatt are necessary to maintain order and make decisions, they (in theory) have better things to do than what is largely micromanagement.You don't need someone to help you walk at all times, such a person would be largely inefficientMaybe they're there to keep the engine's fire going but Henry spent a lot of time in that tunnel and his fire didn't go out until they sealed him in, and his driver was in front buggering him
>>152107565Try it
>>152108142anon have you ever been on a train, as a passenger, in a place or time where, for example, there were no smartphones to let you buy a ticket to get you through automatic gates at the stations, or for another example, someone on the train was having a medical emergency, or someone on the train was acting in a criminal way towards other passengers or the train itselfwhat do you think happens on Sodor? do you think if Thomas doesn't like a fare-dodger he expels them from his even equally sapient carriages with a collective bowel-like movement that forces the miscreants out? are you an idiot, this is trains, get serious
This was ass
>>152106897Batmanomium
>>152106897Death Metal Wondy is making my pants feel tight though, so I can't help but cut it some slack.
>>152108562Yeah she's hot.
>>152106909>>152107711They balance each other out
The whole Dark Knights saga or whatever were probably the worst events DC has ever had. Just endless Batwank and Multiverse shit.
It's okay when they're just Step-Siblings... Right?
>>152089583The fan content output is kinda insane, the comics are long as hell.
Post your hear me out
>>152108243It is the black eyes.
>>152108388Voice is an extremely underrated aspect of sexual attraction and probably is a big part of what causes us to want to bang weird shit like this. I alssus think of Doug Walker describing Hexadecimal in Reboot as sounding like someone is always eating her out
