"Stitch, what're you..?"
>>151904874>can't watch some hag on a turbonormie pornsite in the land of the free and home of the brave>can freely buy opioids over the counter in the jewnited kekdomelaws are weird.
>>151894590This but instead of Stitch she's grabbing me cock
>>151899009>>151898076Lilo is so fucking hot
>Born too late to explore the earth>Born too early to explore the universe>Born at precisely the right time to NOT be playing with Lilo's curvaceous brown buttocks in the Holodeck
>>151906882Don't worry, the next phase after Disney's openAI slop is letting you fuck the characters too.
I got this for Christmas like I wanted and it was probably the most overrated comic I've read in a long time. For me it's not even in the Top 50 of best Batman stories.
>>151903849Cry harder, Scott.
>>151904010NTA but you don't actually have anything else, do you?
>>151903262>only ESLs like Absolute BatmanThanks for proving OP's point.
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>>151900188OP?
/co/ opinion on The Eternaut? Sci-fi Story about a group of friends surviving in Buenos Aires after a mysterious deadly snow that kills on contact falls on the city.
>>151897176There's a saying: "Good things come to those who wait." Perhaps it was for the best. Nowaday's technology, not only more advanced but also more accessible, made the adaptation of El Eternauta to the screen possible.There's a video by Ayer Nomas where he explains the multiple reasons behind it delay, and the attempts thwarted in the process. To sum it up, there are two main reasons: the Oesterhelds did not agree with any proposal and, perhaps by chance or fate, the conditions were never the right ones to produce a film adaptation.https://youtu.be/W4rlLbbvwKo?si=aEG4nSiqagZPzMpV
>>151895754Personally, I divide the story of The Eternaut into two parts: the first, about survival in an apocalyptic world due to mysterious causes, and the second, about war against alien invaders. I prefer the first part, seeing how a family and their friends have to find ways to survive in a world where death literally falls from the sky and, to make matters worse, the other survivors fight over scarce resources. I appreciate that there aren't any stupid characters who endanger everyone else; everyone (except the two children) is a responsible adult who thinks before acting, but even so, every action carries an unavoidable mortal risk.The charm of the story disappears in the second part. Furthermore, the mystery vanishes completely. Oh, wow, it's an alien invasion! Oh, look, those are the aliens! Shoot them! Bang, bang, bang! Boom! Time travel!I wish the entire first season of the Netflix series had focused on Juan Salvo, his family, and friends' struggle for survival in the world of the deadly snowstorm. It should have maintained the 'spirit' of the first two episodes. The revelation of the alien invasion could have been left for the season finale, as a cliffhanger.
>>151900495well shame
>>151895754The show was pretty cool.
>>151905043Meh.
It's Star Butterfly's (possible?) birthday today! Say something nice about her! Also Star Vs thread.
>>151903565Ball-busting is the premier fetish of ineffectual manchildren
>>151889577>he doesn't know
>>151904780Maybe
>>151902802Eh I mean S1 was plenty fun but it's a kinda generic concept. It definitely could've gotten tons of seasons like AT and other shows but for how shit it turned, four were plenty.
Was Johnny Test actually that bad or was the hate overblown and it was actually good? People used to hate this show online way back in the day for airing too much
>white blood cell>voiced by Chris Rock in the movie and Phil LaMarr in the show
>>151903724lel
>>1519037432:13:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urblWjY-lfE&t=133s
>>151903419I wonder if Scary2[R]II5P is any good. I've never heard anyone talk about it.
>>151903419So much kino...
>>151903253So?
Redheads be nice.Except the bullies.Although, bullies are probably nice deep down.
This thread has been lame until now
What if Mimi and Pepper Ann crossover?
>>151886334Massively spoiled slut who needs the rape correction treatment.
>>151886334Good one,but a shame that she's been somewhat exploited in 'incommode' way.
Why are cartoon openings not allowed to go hard anymore? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjI0TdvVbqI
>>151904333fpbpThis trick now is making something that can be memorable in like 15 seconds and even that may not be enough for the ADHD public
>>151904258God this show was so boring
>>151904258Not just openings but also action scenes that goes hard too.
>>151906727I actually agree. It wanted to be a good show, but it was a kid show and overall nothing really happened. I'm not expecting people to die or something, but a rough summary of the storyline is "the main cast learns some valuable life lessons, Demona gets bodied repeatedly like the bitch she is, and Xanatos's storyline is a rollercoaster that's increasingly hard to take seriously."BTAS didn't need to reference Shakespeare to seem mature. Gargoyles references Shakespeare because that's a really deep literary reference to a middle schooler.
>>151904258Cartoons are mostly for kids, and kids don't have the attention span for an opening. Most tablet raised goblins can't even sit through an entire episode anymore. The cartoons of the future are 30 second clips with vague EDM playing in the background.
I recently went back for the 10 year anniversary and started rereading some tie-ins I loved, along with a few I missed the first time around. Revisiting Master of Kung Fu completely won me over again, but more importantly, it made something very clear to me: this is the storyline Shang-Chi movie should have adapted. It already contains everything you would want from a Marvel kung fu movie. The superhero elements are present, the backbone of the story is the tournament, which gives the narrative focus, tension, and pacing. The lore introduced in this version is especially great. Multiple clans exist in a fragile balance of peace, all operating under the rule of a leader chosen through combat: the Mandarin, head of the Ten Rings. Each clan are versions of a different part of the Marvel universe like the Hand, Iron Fist, the Morlocks, Spider-themed factions, the Black Panther clan, Savage Land, Moon Knight, the Inhumans. It’s a smart and creative way to build a world that feels expansive and it makes the setting feel ancient, and alive.What really stings is how easily this could have translated to film. The emotional core is already there: Shang-Chi as the estranged son returning to face his powerful, authoritarian father, framed within a martial arts tournament that evokes something like Mortal Kombat. The MCU could have adapted the clans as needed, even using them to work concepts like Wakanda, Iron Fist, or mutants, while still telling a focused story. The comic’s art, fights, and emotional weight only make the missed opportunity more frustrating, and while maybe this is just crying over spilled milk, it’s a thought that hit hard while rereadingAnyways, felt like talking more about this, or about other Secret Wars tie-ins that you enjoyed or think deserved more attention.
yeah this was a fun one. there were some fun "elseworlds" style Marvel minis amongst the tie-insSecret Wars 2015 kind of became my last hurrah for Marvel. I'll still pick up the occasional book if its get enough buzz, but this was my exit point for ever caring about marvel as a whole
>>151902488Nice read
>>151902488Frankly I would have done the arc where Shang Chi was poisoned and has to beat ass to find the antidoteBut this would definitely make a better MCU movie I admit
>>151902488Okay.
What went wrong?
>>151899986They got popped
>>151899986Got big early when there was a lack of competition, thought that meant they had the market on lockdown and could dictate how things were run, newcomers with better business practices ripped talent and licensing out from under them, attempted to push adjacent product on an uninterested market audience, and finally publishers took note of the expanding US market and started making their own inroads and cutting distribution deals themselves.
From my own observation, it seems like they started with licenses and then wanted to move on to originals, which ended up being the worst kind of Deviant Art "how to draw manga" webcomic slop. I didn't even know they licensed manga until recently, I always associated them with "American manga".
>>151903291They had some big licenses back in the early to mid 2000s - Fruits Basket, .hack, Sailor Moon and Love Hina off the top of my head.
>>151900006Jeez.
The days grow colder, the nights grow longer. That means /co/ Christmas cheer is coming to town. Grab some cocoa, turn on the Christmas music, get comfy, and hang out with some /co/mrades as we share stories and get into the holiday spirit.Make merry, have a joyful time, share some stories, read some storytimes!Pastebins: https://pastebin.com/yYV0AZ8phttps://pastebin.com/h3K9W6sTOld thread: >>151804734
>>151849420>Christmas EveKlausCentaurworld: The Hootenanny>Christmas DayA Christmas StoryA Very Minty Christmas!>487 Holiday movies, specials, and episodes across 25 days, give or take.
>>151904895https://soundcloud.com/nshuman/sadtrombone
Merry late Christmas to the goon-bahs still out there
>>151903484I remember we used to keep them going well into January back before we had 100% gift rates.
>>151906774Sexy Losers. Damn, that takes me back.
Yeh
>>151905137This was worse for Savino's PPG
>>151905244They weren't my favorite but the nostalgia I feel when I see them could never make me fully dislike them lmao. I like the intro though.
>>151906711Regular Show's art style has always felt boring and sterile to me, Muscle Man is the only character who entertains me half of the time.
>>151905244They're well animated but don't have that vicseral "smash your teeth in with a brick" the older shorts had.
When I was little I used to think the cartoon Onceler was the same species as The Grinch because they were both green and crafty.
>>151906656Do you think they had sex with each other?
Why does Hollywood treat animation with contempt?
>>151901937Are fags going to hail avatar as 'literally our movie' now?
>>151900519My nigga Cameron is building up to a dreadlocked white kid knocking up blue female Jesus in the 4th
>>151901937The movies make more money than the Marvel movies, so now the entire site has a grudge.
>>151900388BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE FOR STUPID BABIES, MANCHILDREN, AND PEDOPHILES
>>151904233Honestly, can you blame? Animation is a medium, but not one that Hollywood properly takes advantage of, 99% of animated movies and shows are for kids, and the ones that aren't, are so childish that they might as well be for edgy teens.
Who is the /co/ equivalent of Bomberman? a legacy cartoon franchise that is been going on for decades, but failed as a franchise and became a huge laughingstock? Even e-celebs doesn’t like him and say he’s a loser. I would say Felix the Cat, but even he is more iconic than Bomberman.
>>151906589Disney owns the trademarks, which means that any public domain Oswald media can't call itself Oswald.
>>151899419>GoemonTheir biggest mistake was not releasing the rest of the SNES games worldwide. The franchise peaked in that era.
>>151906632I remember the Clone complaint being prevalent in the Smash Community for years right up until Sakurai introduced "Echo's" and basically said "How about I don't fix clones, how about I call them Echo's and use them as an avenue to introduce characters I otherwise don't give a fuck about". The only Echo's we got out of that were. >Ken, no shit with Ryu being right there>Isabella, no shit Nintendo was pushing her hard at the time. >Daisy, a very blatant recolor of Peach with no flare>Dark Pit who was already a veteran clone character so who cares>A pity Metroid slot in Dark Samus to really get the Metroid fans to permanently shut up>Lucina and Chrom who both suck unless you're a waifufag so only one of them sucks>And Richter Smashfags apparently thought rewording Clones to be Echos was acceptable so everyone immediately stopped complaining about an issue because it was now being sold to them as a benefit. Can't wait for the next Smash game where Echos continue to not be good
>>151906708The Zorro estate is going to lose it because trademark works under a use it or lose it principle. Disney also has the trademark on their Snow White, not on Snow White in general.
>>151905514BOMBERMAN ISN'T /co/
