Why are cartoon openings not allowed to go hard anymore? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjI0TdvVbqI
>>151904258God this show was so boring
>>151904258Not just openings but also action scenes that goes hard too.
>>151906727I actually agree. It wanted to be a good show, but it was a kid show and overall nothing really happened. I'm not expecting people to die or something, but a rough summary of the storyline is "the main cast learns some valuable life lessons, Demona gets bodied repeatedly like the bitch she is, and Xanatos's storyline is a rollercoaster that's increasingly hard to take seriously."BTAS didn't need to reference Shakespeare to seem mature. Gargoyles references Shakespeare because that's a really deep literary reference to a middle schooler.
>>151904258Cartoons are mostly for kids, and kids don't have the attention span for an opening. Most tablet raised goblins can't even sit through an entire episode anymore. The cartoons of the future are 30 second clips with vague EDM playing in the background.
>>151906932Goddamn touch devices ruined society for good
Grandma focused, finally
>>151905142Every hippie I have ever met bathes more thoroughly than the average person but I’m also not a dog
>>151905142Imagine how bad her house smells No wonder zoe hangs out with murphy and mitzi she probably wants to get out of her weed shit smelled home
>>151898775>>151900491>>151901288Every single one is a good choice for him and the only solutions are polygamy or Zoey
>>151895070I don't think she's chubby but I appreciate the belly
>>151898775You are not alone I want to see them making happy love together
/co/ opinion on The Eternaut? Sci-fi Story about a group of friends surviving in Buenos Aires after a mysterious deadly snow that kills on contact falls on the city.
>>151895754Personally, I divide the story of The Eternaut into two parts: the first, about survival in an apocalyptic world due to mysterious causes, and the second, about war against alien invaders. I prefer the first part, seeing how a family and their friends have to find ways to survive in a world where death literally falls from the sky and, to make matters worse, the other survivors fight over scarce resources. I appreciate that there aren't any stupid characters who endanger everyone else; everyone (except the two children) is a responsible adult who thinks before acting, but even so, every action carries an unavoidable mortal risk.The charm of the story disappears in the second part. Furthermore, the mystery vanishes completely. Oh, wow, it's an alien invasion! Oh, look, those are the aliens! Shoot them! Bang, bang, bang! Boom! Time travel!I wish the entire first season of the Netflix series had focused on Juan Salvo, his family, and friends' struggle for survival in the world of the deadly snowstorm. It should have maintained the 'spirit' of the first two episodes. The revelation of the alien invasion could have been left for the season finale, as a cliffhanger.
>>151900495well shame
>>151895754The show was pretty cool.
>>151905043Meh.
>>151895754it was really good
I really liked X-men Evolution, I hope we get a reunion show (minus Spike) like X-men TAS got.
>>151906842>discussing the showYour whiny pissfight about whether an irrelevant character nobody cared about in 2000 is "woke" is not "discussing" anything, tranny. It's just retarded culture war shitposting that's derailing the thread that could've been used for much better discussion.> throw a tantrum and get upset at words bigger than a syllable. >d-don't point out that I try to use words as a crutchAgain, you're not smart. Your falling on a word you don't even understand to pretend you're winning an argument is honestly hilarious. What a loser you are, if I were you I'd kill myself by now. Fortunately I'm not you. Not stopping you from doing that though, go on.>The wrong party is the one who has shit up the threadYeah, you.>and then began samefagging over it and trying to derail the threadAnything but to accept the blame, eh faggot? You're the patient zero for why this thread is shit and you can't even take the responsibility, holy shit you're pathetic.
>>151906950I don't really read these anymore, as soon as I see it's the really angry guy doing the reddit style line-by-line tantrum I just sort of scan it. I posted the thread to talk about X-Men Evolution. Some anon brought up Spyke. I mentioned the show would be better without him, they already had Storm, a very common opinion when the show was airing, because Spyke is an obvious token character. This apparently caused a discord to lose its shit because something something culture war, and here we are. I don't know what else to tell you. I'm sure it's very amusing to act as dumb as possible until strangers on the internet call you dumb, but you gotta move on. This whole thing where you get performatively angry at anyone who says "woke" is tired.
>>151906999>reddit-styleThanks for exposing for all to see where you come from. Same as you constantly bringing up "muh discord" when nobody but you mentioned it. Projecting much, troon?Post hand and outlet with a timestamp already.>cries about a long post while shitting a wall of text seethingI couldn't find a better clown if I tried.
I clicked on the thread for khazar milkersNot...whatever retard shit this is
>>151906834they will never shut up and there will always be someone to correct you about the differences between pedo, hebe and ephebo. get used to it.
Last /shelf/ of the year, let us see your 2025 acquisitions. Also, what would you consider to be a red flag in any comics shelf? For me its tilted books, I cant trust anyone with a bookshelf that looks like pic related
wtf /co/, you didn't invite me for the annual group photo.Look at OP, he cute.
>>151904440It depends entirely on the artwork. Something like Berserk or the works of Barry Windsor-Smith I want as big as I can get them, work that's less detail-oriented I don't mind being smaller.
>>151907290Were those fatties really so fat for their day that people would pay to see them? They can stand on their own strength and everything
>>151907488People were skinny back then.
>>151907473The Deluxe edition Berserks are really nice. I don't know how I read it in manga size format for so long. I know manga volumes are generally cheaper but like the sister said to the minister, I do not care for the smaller size at all.
Why do male homos respect their audience and not insert their sexuality in their work, while lesbian artists will force you their sick behavior in comics and cartoons, especially those aimed at children?
>>151907017Because you don't consider your sexuality as "inserted".
>>151907017Batman characters are already gay enough, he didn't need to add anything
>>151907266It's turned into a trannie fetish and we like to bully them on the internet
>>151907266>>151907143>>151907162Jesus will kill you when he comes back.
>>151907511>It's turned into a trannie fetishYea, I think this is the main reason.The only people who don't realize this are the ones who have the fetish and have blinders on because they're in denial, or self-hating trannies who know that being associated with trannies outside of circles they control tends to cause problems.
Merry christmas /co/mpas
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>>151871287>m>jpgYou guys really need to learn how to save the actual images instead of the resized/compressed versions.
>>151906042Learn to reply to new art, instead
>>151905286Too cute
>>151905286Nice to see more art of this cutie
discuss DC's answer to VisionWhat separates him from Vision?Did his various appearances in Brave and the Bold, Young Justice, Arrowverse, etc sell you on his character? Did you like his character before his TV cameos?Did you wish he was popular enough to be more than a supporting/background character in other media?Favorite runs?
>>151906330There's some speculation that Sol will become Red Tornado if he comes back
>>151895818As a marvel guy I don't even find vision that interesting of a hero, so it's strange to me that dc copied hím. But I guess vision is popular.
>>151901611Vision came in 1968 october redtornado in 1968 november
Ma Hunkel and Cyclone are superior
>>151899830>>151904037Honestly this isn't really that confusing.
Cigarettes really fumbled on her.
>>151906359gross
>>151906777chill out satan's wifewe get it
>>151906359Someone is mad
>>151906359She looks like she farts crazy hard.
>>151906359The cat’s name was Cigarettes?
Anyone else get a weird boner from seeing that clip of Meg having to poop before crapping herself? I kinda wish they showed the poop bulging out the seat of her pants when she went, that would have been hot.
>>151904974I leave that as an exercise for the reader
>>151905231At school then.
bump
>>151907004Didn't finish yet?
>>151903901Why Is stewey in the front sear?
I don't know nothin'!
>>151902145Still more relevant than those whale carcasses that are The Simpsons and Family Guy.
>>151902247How the fuck does South Park have less porn than The Loud House? You'd think it'd be the other way around, given how long SP had been running for and is more popular and culturally relevant in the mainstream than TLH (not to mention all the crazy and sometimes fucked up adult situations that the SP kids have gotten into).
>>151907128Proof?
>>151903651No.
>>151907128>How the fuck does South Park have less porn than The Loud House? because a lot of south park fans are high schoolers who think that stuff is heckin problematic (these are the same people who think a height gap in a ship is LITERALLY RAPE AND GROOMING)same reason why 75% of south park fanfiction can be boiled down to "high school is HARD and COMPLICATED especially when you're a heckin valid transmasc nonbinary neurodivergent AFAB with depression who smokes weed and cuts ximself"
Post fluffy men and women if you got 'em!
>>151905151Not a bad position to take.>Dave AlvarezI love that furry in the industry.
>>151906175Tezuka died too soon.Too soon, as in "missed so much furrykino that would make him fascinated". Imagine the fanart if he got to see Tiny Toons and Babs Bunny.
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>>151905381Ah yes, afterlife.
Why didn't he stop Nathan?
>>151906043>does the immortality also protect his clothesthat's a TV-14 necessityif cartoons treated clothes like they were destructible then every superhero would be naked after the first 10 minutes of fighting
>>151905779>>151906246It makes for fun little details. Watch Abaddon reacting to Katherine and Nathan discussing his eccentricities and Nathan correcting her that he's only afraid of the wooden wind chimes in the possession episode.
>>151906370they usually do get some clothing damage though. and superman explicitly has a small forcefield, hence the skintight outfit.>>151906457also makes for good rewatchin!
>>151906370They should really touch up on the issue by having Abbadon do some spell that makes the clothes regenerate and him explain that it is actually a form of armor that is a part of his body
>>151907441yeah it makes sense he'd have learned Piccolo's clothes-beam technique. After people kept ostracizing him and he genuinely couldnt remember if he had clothes on or not because what the fuck are clothes
Bojack horseman has just under a 9/10 average on IMDb. It's the best cartoon of the 2010s
>>151891692No wonder 4chan hates it. If they actually liked GOOD stuff, Prequelshits would be permabanned on site.
>>151902261This
>>151891692>IMDb nobody cares
>>151891692OP really got upset over that twitter post about Smiling Friends being better than Bojak.
>>151893751then list the other consequences. real ones, not just shitty opinions women have for you>>151900173it's for women. only women would enjoy a show where the plot is for the main character, because he is male, to be awful, for there to be an almost age gap sexual encounter, then have a main character die and never become an architect.literally only women think that's entertaining, because they can't conceive of a man changing for the better>>151902261>they're conservativei'm a leftist. fuck yourself.>>151903475>people who disagree with me are just conservativesfound the liberal, not leftist
Zootopia’s most eligible bachelor, Nick Wilde. I wonder if some vixens will show up in Zootopia 3 so we can see Judy get a little jealous.
>>151900836she wears human shoes in both the dance gala and the training scene
>>151902134he only has a real world fanbase because he is a fox, which is considered the master race by furries, paired alongside wolves at least.plus women that have a fixation with flynn ryder / han solo type dudes. nick wouldn't be able to hold down a steady relationship, even with a human fluff-worshipper. his living conditions alone would turn away most people.
Having seen Zootopia and Robin Hood, I think Robin is hotter.
>>151905250I'm just going to have to have sex with both Nick and Robin and make my decision after.
>>151897126My fetish tells me new mothers can agree to get hooked up to a milking machine in order to make a little extra money
