>tfw there's a new King of the Hill episode where Hank tells incels "Just because a girl wants to be friends with you doesn't mean she's a bad person">a kid tells him about all the ways in which a girl led him on and he says "Sounds like a pretty good friend to me">gets frustrated with the inkwells complaining about being turned down and says "Why can't you just respect her decision?"So based, holy shit. I love Hank Hill now
>kids think being a conservative automatically means being an assholeHaving a strong opinion about the rate of change in society, genders, gender relations, the role of education, social safety nets, public health and abortion versus bodily autonomy, law and order, immigration, personal firearm ownership and so on doesn't mean you hate the people your policies will impact
>>150198318What's it like still being a virgin at 30?
>>150186163>>150190429>>150197637What to do when you fall in love with a friend then? All this mindset is no sense. It just tell you can never date friends, basically never date someone that you know well.Jewish brainwashing.
>>150198654Lmao
>>150198654imagine believing this
I posted a lost web comic to the internet archive today. It's about a dog who's attracted to their owner. https://archive.org/details/mandywebcomic_202509
>>150197080Never heard of a bird dog?
>>150196706I don't get it.
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>>150198429>>150196588She would have to defend her man from Boykisser.
>>150198970I think she'd win.
What would she think of Anissa raping Mark? Also genderbent thread I guess
>>150194727She looks like the Monster Slayer from Monster Prom
>>150197911To be fair Omi is already extra dense.
>>150187130>This thin city twink is fucking a farm girl goddess twice his size How does he do it? Sheer smugness?
>>150197911>5 seconds later femOmi ends up pinning Jack to the ground by straddling his hips and is unable to figure out why Spicer has the biggest grin on his face
It genuinely bothers me how every character who uses mind control is an uncreative moron who only uses it to get attack minions or a date. What are some actual creative uses for this power or examples of characters using it intelligently
>>150195676How would that work?>have mind control powers>decide to use them for the first time on a person nearby youBoom, you're already in the vicinity of that person. Your post implies the person has been doing mind control for a while and has built up some complicated chain of command. You can easily get around that by having them only be starting out, or, better yet, limit the range at which their powers work.
>>150198762I'll approach this from a slightly different angle. For me it's less "how to use a power in a smart way" (though some of it is in place too because mind control villains are generally very stupid), and more of "how to use a power in a genuinely disturbing way".Since I like horror and capeshit, it's a natural leap to make that I like to see superpowers and villains who have them being horrifying. Which is a major reason why Jessica Jones series was such a massive letdown for me despite everybody sucking its dick.
>>150198902What didn't you like about it? I'm curious.
>>150198769Make a difference whether it's active or passive, contact/device based or with a time limit too.
>>150198950Aside from the plot relying heavily on everybody in the cast being retarded or plot conveniences and every character being too obnoxious to care about? (Which doesn't surprise me because the show was made by a Dexter writer and Dexter was already stupid garbage for midwits.)The main villain was the biggest disappointment. Gotta be the stupidest, least threatening villain I've seen in a long time. I've expected somebody much smarter and much more calculating than a spergy manchild. That's not helped by Tennant's goofy acting and really pathetic personality (doesn't help that the show keeps humiliating and weakening him every chance it gets to make him even less intimidating).And in terms of powers, they were used in very dull, very uninteresting ways. One would expect a superpowered sadist to come up with something more interesting and disturbing than bogstandard mutilations and suicides for his victims, but I guess not.
What hell is wrong with Spider-Man editorial?USM was fucking boring with a few cool parts, Spider-Man disappears for extended periods and MJ barely got any development or didn't anything cool until the end. Felt like the writer was phoning it in. The TAS art is hilarious bad! Peter looks like Gollum from the 60s hobbit movie. And the Book with MJ and Pete at the restaurant was LAME!!!!THESE BOOKS ARE CONTAINMENT!!! BAD CONTAINMENT!!!ASM run has been, eh, uninteresting until Peter got to space with a 0% chance it stays interesting. and now MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN PAUL!!!! WHAAAAAT!?!?Why cant the weird cuck shit be in the alternate universe and the main universe have MJ and Peter Married raising kids? Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and MJ to have a cool marriage going on awesome adventures with thier knucklehead kids in the 616 universe! Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and Mj to be together; to want catharsis.
>>150198610I blame Polish people.
>>150198665I will personally say that Gwenschizo has been such a disgraceful and embarrassing turd in the Spider-Man threads that I’ve started hating Polish people in general because of that creepy little child molester.
https://x.com/dalton_strange3/status/1963387111828328776Oof, even Paul’s father, Zebediah Wells, considers Paul a failure. Gwenschizo’s hero considers Paul to be a mistake. This is even worse than the time his parents got divorced.
>>150198577eat a bag of dicks faggot
>>150198894>"the stress of trying to make everyone happy"I hope he wasn't under the impression that Paul would make anyone happy by cucking the protagonist because that would be a weird fucking delusion to have.
>>150195507>draw me some furry cub diaper scat rape and snuff porn>I don't want to draw that, I find that disgusting>well then you're just a bad artist who refuses to improveImpeccable logic.
>>150195139>No nsfw because i won't get jobsFirst off what serious job he has?Second off, does this actually happen? If they draw nsfw they don't get jobs as animators? How would they know? I know they run background checks but unless someone has a patreon or something how would they link a nsfw account to you?
>>150195389Nah hellonearth is actually funny
>>150194936It's probably the semi realistic child bodies paired with stylized coloring and faces
>>150195139This is EXTREMELY based. He knows how to compartmentalize his art as tactful modesty, instead of devolving into homogenized vanilla slop. He understands the appeal of ecchi.
"Thong Squad! Ride up!"https://files.catbox.moe/rcnyq5.mp4>Exiled from the Kingdom of Assaheim on the planet of Babeula by her evil aunt Regulita, Princess Cleo and her fat-assed cat maid Flufflepon land on Earth. Bestowing the Thongs of Power onto five ordinary girls, they now fight evil as Thong Squad! Cheeky defenders of justice; they face such foes like Stallion Maximus the Rapehorse, tentacled NEET Megusta, bewitching burlesque dancer Ashe Arcana, and above them all the Dark Kingdom. Led by Queen Regulita they seek to conquer Earth and capture the princess. Leading their forces are the Dark Generals and Thong Void, grumpy goth warrior.What is each girl going to be for Halloween?https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Fmjj78lYpEI2040ATxfnkcBMiWsyZQOwhttps://co.llection.pics/post/list/Thong_Squad/1FIRST THREAD: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148556846/#q148556846Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I missed the previous thread almost completely, got to post only once and barely read it.It was because of a nasty cold (I'm still not fully over it) so I was pretty sad about it.
>>150198472Anything you want to go over?
>>150198202eh?
>>150198595Careful, they might accuse you of tracing next.
if the non-fucked up version of Gwen doesn't have boob jiggle physics when she's daintily skipping along in the park then Dana is a certified hack
>>150198211>says it okay to dislike things>makes fun of reddit fedora tippersEvery post you make about Dana makes her seem more and more based
>>150198211>>150198433>dana shows she is retarded and can't process a simple "you just did what you criticize" comment>le anon with a severe case of brain damage: "Omg you just made Dana more and more based!!!!!!"once a /co/ntrarian always a /co/ntrarian
>>150197972>save Punished Gwen from the dump>murder another Gwen for spare parts>fix Punished Gwen making her look like Bride of Frankenstein>also add some certain modifications>watch her rise off the operating table >her new titties are perfectly level with my faceOkay...I get it now. If any man got a hold of a damaged Princess Guinevere he wouldn't be able to resist doing questionable things...
>>150198867This man is speaking the truth
>>150198564>>150198211Based post
>LAST WEEK IN CAROLThe Avengers #29Avengers Academy #57>THIS WEEK IN CAROLThe Avengers #30Avengers Academy #58Last week's thread: >>150061703
Veranke x Carol bros wya
The actual show doesn't match the intro's atmosphere. :/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS1s3T-rnFU&ab_channel=NightowlStudio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkapTMxf_0Okay but why does the ending theme go so hard?
>>150197924It does tho
>>150198862Apparently this was the original intro theme the guitar on this is fucking nasty
why are batman beyond comics never successful?
>>150198955Comic Writers are spiteful that a cartoon only character was able to successfully become Batman after many failed attempts at pushing for legacy characters of their own. The spite was so much that did you know the Batman Beyond Arkham game wouldnt even feature Terry yet take on the same ideas of Beyond but with Damien
Thoughts on this cat?
>>150196520Neither of them realize it.
Anyway, who got the cookbook?
>>150197000In Florida or California, maybe.
>>150197000Adrien, you're in Portland, you're gonna get raped and killed.
Post em.
lesbian cats sexo...............https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqLCtCIU-Mw
>>150181711Sirenia from Lloyd in Space.
>>150197531cute
Kris from Coffin Romantic
can I get some appreciation for everyone's favorite cheaply produced anti-union animation studio?
>>150196023>faggot resorts to samefagginglol, you really do jerk off to cartoon child porn, then
>>150094138What was your favorite shows from them?
>>150198163the shitty mario series was my jam as a kid
>>150198163I think OP should reply, since he created the thread. Me, I will always love the Littles. There was a book series, hard to find now, so I only read a few of them as a kid. Then there was the merch for the cartoon, of which I had none of, obviously. I'd love to see another series or movie I don't think that current cartoon making is up to the task. The characterization and the animation was what made the cartoon what it was, and studeios now have abandoned both those things. The best they would do would be the animation of Rick and Morty, or Ballmastrz: 9009 or making Tom and Lucy "no relation" ifyouknowwhatimean.
>>150198163>>150172658
Why is wonder woman so popular if she doesn't have any good or interesting stories?
>>150196935who are the two on the right?
>>150152770I prefer her dominatrix version
>>150154986It's still easier to sell normies on a Harley Quinn movie than a Wonder Woman movie.
>>150198101I thought thats the Shazam/Captain Marvel twisted sister. Also you are right, very hot.>Tfw continously attracted to confident successfull women, but not very confident or successfull myself.
>>150197912Top one is Grail, daughter or Darkseid. The bottom one I believe is Peng Deilan, Chinese Or onder Woman.
Bonus points if they are canon
>>150189563Every time I see reference to gems dying at child birth I remember that one picture of pearl screaming "Yes Greg murder me with you dick! Just like you did Rose"
>>150189529Forever