Good morning, grandpa. Another Sunday, another Sunday newspaper, another batch of comics. Remember to laugh.
>>150271145And here I thought three fiddy
>>150253111Time flies when you're having fun.
>>150252781It's funny how this really does feel like a webcomic in how narrowly focused it is on the author's very specific fetishes.
>>150252930Boooo.
>>150270157it doesn't generate more lattebut it does disolve soap faster then otherwise
Ellie REALLY needs to go.
>>150279326She peaks at phases 2 and 3
>>150273878Damn brat faking her disability for benefit fraud!
>>150268484HEREHECOMESHERE COMES SPEED RACERHE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS
>>150268699Kek! Who made this?
>>150277007>It basically barred teachers from teaching 6 year olds about anal sex and removed lots of books like these.Isn't that a good thing?
The fact that this unheard of character from a 1960s Soviet era newspaper comic was brought back into the mainstream thanks to a single Twitter artist absolutely blows my mind.
>>150278925It's her charm
>>150280848
>>150280390They were called VDs
>>150281218Thank you!
>>150280656This isn't even good.I'm not citing perfection, you disingenuous ass.I'm not even a nazi, Kikes ruling the earth is worse than every other possibility. Why not let South Pacific islanders rule the earth?
He needs a new cartoon.
>>150280479One might be in development https://web.archive.org/web/20200512155351/https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/todd-mcfarlane-spawn-animation-kids-adults
>>150280479It'll be the equivalent of Berserk 2016
>>150280479not really
Every boy who grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s wanted to marry one of the Powerpuff Girls, but which one was it for you?For me it was Bubbles
>>150282555This? lmao what are you on about bro?
I like sluts and if any of them would grow up to be a slut it would be Bubbles so I want Bubbles
>>150279572Who's the most possessive? I bet on Blossom.
I always thought Blossom was the coolestShe was the smartest and most measured
>>150282250Skill issue I did all that too and still had time to kiss Buttercup good morning on the CRT
You are coming to Charlie's wedding right anons?
>>150280125trouple marrying with her dads
>>150277164>yes he is and he'll kill herplausible but lets not forget she left eden for lucifer...and she'll definitely leave him for dead if he crosses her, lilith wouldn't trust anyone but herself after eden and have a plan to kill everyone she meets.doesn't mean she can't love but still too calculative and skeptical to not kill lucifer first.
>>150276033the news of sir pentious execution will inevitably ruin the wedding.
I need Lucifer in my life.
I have to see her wedding.
Starfire loves cats!
>>150279921Are you being retarded on purpose? The red lines should go straight down, not diverge to either side.
>>150279691bait or retarded
>>150279969
Why did she do it?
>>150279969They're both deepthroating a double ended dildo you mook
Please no meat kicking, ma'am.
>>150279932so boys would like her more
>>150282034>this is the girl that was unpopular and bullied in class in the showI refuse to believe it
>>150276093He's just a metal fetishist.
>>150282862The show was really creative with its art deco designs and retro-futuristic feel. Jenny herself had some really creative visual transformations. I don't want to get all "back in my day things were GOOD" but when's the last time a cartoonist/show runner actually tried like this for a children's cartoon?
In retrospect, it wasn't that bad
>>150282090>I killed them all, in my underwear!
>>150282686Tynion's work was bad, but everyone insisted on glazing his Detective Comics for some reason.
What was good about it, OP?
>>150282090Every time I see this page I think of this blog posthttps://sevenhells.blogspot.com/2006/08/private-dick.html>It happened and we didn't know it. Somewhere, somehow, Dick Grayson became almost irrelevant.>I think Didio realized something we've all known but just ccouldn't admit to ourselves.>The DC Universe, as it stands, really doesn't need Dick Grayson anymore.>It's taken 17 years but Tim Drake, the current Robin (Yes, Tim's been around for SEVENTEEN YEARS!), has eclipsed Dick Grayson in every way, shape and form.>Dick Grayson died just that much more, off-panel, during Identity Crisis. During the comics event of 2004, Tim Drake had to helplessly listen to his father die. All Tim could do was collapse, weeping into the waiting arms of Batman... and that sealed the deal right there.>How was Dick ever going to "top" Tim's story.Crazy what even 3 years of perspective will give you, let alone two decades.
>>150282976Impressively bleak, the takes on shit writing were just as retarded then as now 20 years later.
Which one were you?
Fried dynamite is such a fucking fever dream in my head, how long did that even last? Two months? I remember it coming around the time of Chowder, it wasn't long until it got replaced by har har tharsdays
>>150281488Was there for all three. CCF is the best overall, Fridays had the better intro though. Fried Dynamite was cheeks.
I still think of Tommy and Tara sometimes. Their block was so comfy. When it ended, Cartoon Network began its decline.
>>150281488Middle ground
Anyone else here a Doofenmaxxing Evilcel?I realized my incel life has always been dictated by being the “bad guy” of the group, so I figured, why not embrace this and turn it into a tactic for luring women? I read somewhere that ambitious men with realistic goals, foreign accents, and tragic backstories are something women eat up, so I thought immediately to embrace my Doofen side.As it turns out, women eat this shit up. I think it’s some buried attraction to the character from childhood, but when I’m walking around wearing my labcoat at parties talking about my newest “-inator”, I usually have 2 to 3 women following me, intent on every word I say.By the end of the night at least one is begging to come back to my place to try out my “Sexinator 3000”. At first I would always decline because fucking some whore defeats the purpose of being an evil genius. But then I had the bright idea to make a deal with my roommate who’s a real chad, 6’3, jacked, etc.Basically, I text chad whenever I’m about to come home with a girl, and he gets ready for when I say “and now to finally use my Sexinator 3000!” He bursts in wearing nothing but a fedora, I give the line “Perry the Chadypus, how unexpected… and by unexpected I mean completely expected!” He fucks the girl in front of me and takes her for the rest of the night, and buys my a six pack in exchange for getting him regular action.The system works really well. So far I’ve gotten him six girls, and I cum bucketloads just thinking about it.Anyways, anyone else have similar experiences with Doofenmaxxing?
>>150283009unrelated but I wish Dan Povenmire would react to Beck the Schizo's Phineas videos
THE PITCH! Mary Jane Watson just killed a man, because of a letter from the IRS that shouldn't exist. What the audit uncovered was a life erased, a marriage taken, a child no one remembers but her. Now she's fighting to prove she's not insane, just grieving what was lost.
>>150278989Kill yourself.
>>150282483thanks for the feedback bud.https://archiveofourownorg/works/69343046/chapters/179793166and dont forget the .org
>fanfic>AIslopno
>>150282959It wasn't written by Ai, read the Disclosure
>>150278989GOOD MORNING SIR
First crush thread
>>150278965>all malesEh, just Chip and Dale. Monty was practically an uncle to her.
>>150270886good
>>150265176i need her to make me her slave i love her so much
>Inhumans are discount Mutants>Eternals are lore-breaking discount Inhumans>Mutants turned into discount Inhumans>all of them are tied to the CelestialsThere honestly isn't a single reason for Inhumans and Eternals to exist. To be two wholly separate things at that is beyond ridiculous. Mutants going from existing after the Nuclear Age, to retconned to being around forever in some form, to then retconned as being a thing before "humans" is just plain retarded. Inhumans and Eternals should've been one thing, as Inhumans are disgusting with a society that makes no sense. The only thing good about them is that Black Bolt is cool and Medusa's hot. Beyond that there's literally nothing good or interesting about the Inhumans. And the Eternals? Name a stupider idea. It's piss easy to tie them all together with some effort, and it astounds me that nobody did it over the years.>Celestials seed multiple planets, hence a lot of humanoid-esque alien species>they then come back after ages and see a baseline form having emerged>they grab it and hyperevolve it to its physical apex, then leave a small group of such beings with random powers to guard/shepherd each planet>these are the Eternals, and here on Earth they're Boltagon, Medusa, Sersi, Ikaris, etcBasically just grab the coolest characters from both and mash them together. Inhumans is a retarded name that doesn't even warrant use, at least Eternals sounds good. Their names should be a mix of various Antiquity cultures just because; it's still a story, and made up names like M'Klu'Krt are stupid within the context.>they guard the Earth, inspire some stories, etc>actual mythological gods exist on another plane and there's no correlation>some of the Eternals go down and fuck, thus the "X-Gene" is added to the pool>Atlantis (not Attilan) was a test hub they set up for normalfags until they got too uppity and Bolt just REEEEEEEd it to the sea, but they hyper-evolved them to breathe underwaterThere, all fixed.
>>150270851This space empire shit is getting old. Mutants, Wakanda, etc. The Inhumans had the moon.
>>150278763The Inhumans just arranged for the political assassinations of multiple leaders of alien empires, framed Wakanda for them, and instigated two different civil wars and political coupsAll so that Black Bolt can get his own empire
>>150279065Sounds about right for them. They were always a self-serving an insular group of people that did things for their own benefit and safety while not being too outwardly villainous. Also, its a good thing those alien empires have gotten their shit shaken up, especially the Shi'ar, who haven't gotten humbled as often as they should.
bump
>>150270947Speaking of that, I've been reading some early Avengers and Thor is such a deus ex machina.
What is your favorite and or most essential Batman gadget? To me, I think the grappling hook is more iconic than the Baterang
>>150273404The Bat-Computer, that Nolan returned to the franchise to analyze bullet fragments.
>>150281731I think it had a dual purpose as an injection device, I think Batman used it to cure himself in Arkham City and patch up a bullet wound
>>150273404I've always been fond of the Glider from BTAS, and subsequently the glider cape brought over from Begins. It's always baffling that it took so long to solidify Batman being able to glide like his namesake on a regular basis, and it's always disappointing when its downplayed or just outright ignored.
Having the grapple gun fold out from the gauntlet in The Batman was a good idea
>>150282685>and subsequently the glider cape brought over from BeginsI liked the cape from the Nolan movies as well but the one issue I had with it was that there was no implied harness system. Like, the thing becomes rigid and all, but he's basically holding himself up with just his arms. And actual glider would need you to have your waist fastened to something so that you can maintain your body being horizontal. I always thought it couldn't have hurt to imply he had something more going on in the back to show that he had additional support for that. Otherwise it should've almost worked like a parachute rather than a glider.I still think the whole thing, despite that flaw, was rad as fuck though.
