why do we hate Garth Ennis again?
>>150280792It sucked hard and I'm someone that generally likes Ennis
>>150280792I did, I was expecting something like Hitman but with boobs and a sword. It's pretty generic shit, feels like he is writting to pay some bills or is doing a favour, you can see there is zero interest on his part.
>>150273376Because>he's a hack writer whose "edginess" is very obviously a ham-fisted ploy at shock value rather than coming from a genuine place>when you get past all the smoke and mirrors his worldview is childishly simple and about as generic milquetoast leftist as you can get>he can only ever write Hollywood-standard "tough guys", girlbosses, political strawmen and cartoonishly retarded and depraved villains>his action scenes are dyed-in-the-wool Hollywood shit, ironically enough>he won't stop deepthroating the English cock like the slimy servile paddy mick he isList goes on but that's a crash course.
>>150279848Now say that but like a normal person.
I like him just fine when he isn't being ultra-gross which is admittedly most of the time.
THE PITCH! Mary Jane Watson just killed a man, because of a letter from the IRS that shouldn't exist. What the audit uncovered was a life erased, a marriage taken, a child no one remembers but her. Now she's fighting to prove she's not insane, just grieving what was lost.
>>150278989Kill yourself.
>>150282483thanks for the feedback bud.https://archiveofourownorg/works/69343046/chapters/179793166and dont forget the .org
>fanfic>AIslopno
>>150282959It wasn't written by Ai, read the Disclosure
>>150278989GOOD MORNING SIR
First crush thread
>>150278965>all malesEh, just Chip and Dale. Monty was practically an uncle to her.
>>150270886good
>>150265176i need her to make me her slave i love her so much
>Inhumans are discount Mutants>Eternals are lore-breaking discount Inhumans>Mutants turned into discount Inhumans>all of them are tied to the CelestialsThere honestly isn't a single reason for Inhumans and Eternals to exist. To be two wholly separate things at that is beyond ridiculous. Mutants going from existing after the Nuclear Age, to retconned to being around forever in some form, to then retconned as being a thing before "humans" is just plain retarded. Inhumans and Eternals should've been one thing, as Inhumans are disgusting with a society that makes no sense. The only thing good about them is that Black Bolt is cool and Medusa's hot. Beyond that there's literally nothing good or interesting about the Inhumans. And the Eternals? Name a stupider idea. It's piss easy to tie them all together with some effort, and it astounds me that nobody did it over the years.>Celestials seed multiple planets, hence a lot of humanoid-esque alien species>they then come back after ages and see a baseline form having emerged>they grab it and hyperevolve it to its physical apex, then leave a small group of such beings with random powers to guard/shepherd each planet>these are the Eternals, and here on Earth they're Boltagon, Medusa, Sersi, Ikaris, etcBasically just grab the coolest characters from both and mash them together. Inhumans is a retarded name that doesn't even warrant use, at least Eternals sounds good. Their names should be a mix of various Antiquity cultures just because; it's still a story, and made up names like M'Klu'Krt are stupid within the context.>they guard the Earth, inspire some stories, etc>actual mythological gods exist on another plane and there's no correlation>some of the Eternals go down and fuck, thus the "X-Gene" is added to the pool>Atlantis (not Attilan) was a test hub they set up for normalfags until they got too uppity and Bolt just REEEEEEEd it to the sea, but they hyper-evolved them to breathe underwaterThere, all fixed.
>>150270851This space empire shit is getting old. Mutants, Wakanda, etc. The Inhumans had the moon.
>>150278763The Inhumans just arranged for the political assassinations of multiple leaders of alien empires, framed Wakanda for them, and instigated two different civil wars and political coupsAll so that Black Bolt can get his own empire
>>150279065Sounds about right for them. They were always a self-serving an insular group of people that did things for their own benefit and safety while not being too outwardly villainous. Also, its a good thing those alien empires have gotten their shit shaken up, especially the Shi'ar, who haven't gotten humbled as often as they should.
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>>150270947Speaking of that, I've been reading some early Avengers and Thor is such a deus ex machina.
What is your favorite and or most essential Batman gadget? To me, I think the grappling hook is more iconic than the Baterang
>>150273404The Bat-Computer, that Nolan returned to the franchise to analyze bullet fragments.
>>150281731I think it had a dual purpose as an injection device, I think Batman used it to cure himself in Arkham City and patch up a bullet wound
>>150273404I've always been fond of the Glider from BTAS, and subsequently the glider cape brought over from Begins. It's always baffling that it took so long to solidify Batman being able to glide like his namesake on a regular basis, and it's always disappointing when its downplayed or just outright ignored.
Having the grapple gun fold out from the gauntlet in The Batman was a good idea
>>150282685>and subsequently the glider cape brought over from BeginsI liked the cape from the Nolan movies as well but the one issue I had with it was that there was no implied harness system. Like, the thing becomes rigid and all, but he's basically holding himself up with just his arms. And actual glider would need you to have your waist fastened to something so that you can maintain your body being horizontal. I always thought it couldn't have hurt to imply he had something more going on in the back to show that he had additional support for that. Otherwise it should've almost worked like a parachute rather than a glider.I still think the whole thing, despite that flaw, was rad as fuck though.
>Episode 1 brought back their Saddam parody with Donald Trump, reference his relationship with Satan, use the leitmotiv from ''I Can Change'' from the movie.> Episode 2, brought back both the ''WOW'' and ''...Ands, it's gone'' dudes, an instrumental version of "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" can be heard at the start of "The Charlie Kirk Award For Young Masterdebaters", Clyde references Cartmans old ''Respect my Authority'' line >Episode 3, was the first Towelie focused episode since 2010, Tegridy Farms finally ended>Episode 4, bring back fucking Wing, brings back Chinpokomon, Reds first important role in a episode, Dougies first speaking appearance since 2017, reference Butters love of womens bushes, first time Satan and Jesus were in an episode at the same time since 2000, the South Park depiction of God makes a small cameo in the background of a shotWhats with the usual amount of fan service this season? Weird because characters like Kyle and Jimmy struggle to get lines. Any call backs you'd like to see
>>150279122Ended 7 wars?
>>150275849... I guess?
>>150277156Major copium but goddamn it would be kino if they actually did it.
>>150282019It could work, honestly
>>150279122He didn't end (admittedly Obama's) 7 wars, and it's about to be 7 wars because of vuvuzela
>this had millennials rolling and pissing and shitting from laughter in the 2000s
>>150282154From my experience they were small town and trailer park girls who wanted to not be like the other girls, so they became some flavor of alt-goth-emo-scene somewhere between Avril Lavigne and pic related and latched onto invader zim because it was a creepy cute show
>>150282908The same type obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas.
GIR is okay, but he never made me laugh hysterically like Zim did.
>>150282961Exactly
>>150282154We just think he's cute>>150282908You can be autistic and trailer trash
Cartoons are the only thing that keep me going after work. Thanks for being here /co/
>>150251012If it's the scene I think it is, it's from peepoodo where you see Dr Pussycats backstory where she used to live in a convent. Pretty sure she fucks/gets groped by the nun in this scene
>>150278765Submission.
>>150279258We have a Winner!!
>>150279258what kind of name is that for anything>frenchof course
>>150281809What's with the French?
How much do you agree with this sentiment?
>>150271893MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>150272598>WAAAAHH-WAAAAHH!!>THEY TALK MEANIE ABOUT DADDY!!stab yourself in the neck you pedo piece of shitsucking off your orange pedo daddy in publickill yourself now
>>150271893no because it's stupid, even people who have had lifetimes of bad days don't go around killing people, much less a single day.the joker just wants to justify himself when at the end of the day he's just a psycho who takes joy in other people's misery, he chose to be like that the ends do not justify the means.
Really just goes to show you how unsympathetic and privileged people are that they claim to have never experienced an event that changed them in some shape or form, or that they never had a day or moment where they wanted something bad to happen to someone out of spite or hate. Can't even fathom or empathize with someone because they come from a place where nothing actually bad happens to them or they get enough support from their piers. Just looks at another person struggling and goes "They are weak, they should die" instead of helping them out.
>>150281197an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blindempathy doesn't mean you excuse bad actions.
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>>150272497Morrison's just not a very good writer though.
>>150272497Isn't the problem with Miracleman and Dr. Manhatten that they're not human enough? Or is being disassociated from reality because you're filthy rich and powerful a human vice?
I wonder if they still dislike each other at this pointFeels like they’re both far enough removed from major comics that they could bury the hatchet
>>150274338That superheros are cool?
>>150282565A few years ago Moore made it clear that he will never be his friend.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p8OQPyz1HuEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSuS3FAVhEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G6F7LvWR7UgCartoon Network is save
>>150272270>Admitting your show is garbageButt Ugly Martians 2.0
>>150272270This got picked up but none of Carrozza's pitches could?
>>150279543I was gonna joke that this looked like one of his pitches
>>150272270Finally a good African cartoon.
>>150272270How do they go from Iyanu to this
Was out of it for a couple of days, Smiling freinds premiered the other day. Was the episode any good? Anyone have a mega?
>>150280029Pim is so cute!! I love him so much!!!
>>150251999I'm a sucker for claymation, can't wait for the camping episode
>>150281233>can't wait for the camping episode I can. Was already fooled into hyping up the countdown for that nothingburger of a trailer, I'm not falling for this again
>>150252072Holy fuck. Need Season 3.
>>150257578I just wanted to point out I made an improved version of this image.
Do we still like Emmy the Robot or no?
>>150280117I mean I wouldn't mind any merch in general anon. I just think it was bad timing or how you call it with how the plush line went
>>150280083>>150280083Bros she really is an outmode!
>>150280453Sad to see Emmy lose but she is going against Gwen Tennyson so it is understandable. I did expect a bigger gap in votes. though. I wonder why it was somewhat close.
>>150274501I know what greentext you are talking about but I can't find it in my collections. Sorry, Anon.
>>150282701It's alright, but let me know if you find it please i would be very appreciative!
Why do they keep giving OP powers to girls but then make them act like idiots with them?
Because most of these writers aren't very smart and therefore can't write superpowered fights very creatively.
>>150278205n-nipples...
>>150278205Conflict and tension are needed in any good story, anon. You can't just have your main character(s) mastering their abilities effortlessly. Where's the fun in that?
>>150278339I'm sure you could do better
>>150282267Creative choreography isn't hard if you are not lazy
Post em.
>>150181711Tell me what you think "waifu" means
>>150257473>Not sure what kind of beef they got with that showIf I could actually find a source I would, but from what I can gather Lasseter didn't like how Buzz was portrayed.
>>150268558Great. It would be interesting to see her in the Sailor Saturn costume.
>>150181711Tara Duncan