>Complicit in a long-running conspiracy to kidnap and murder children for profit>Locks a coworker into the Rape Machine and refuses to help him as he begs for help>Somehow not arrested or even fired for
>>153043171There's technically no law against locking someone in a theoretical rape machine.
>>153046388This sequence fucked kid me up first time I saw Monsters, Inc. I hate seeing characters tortured or disfigured, even if they kind of deserved it...
>>153043171He's harmless and the CDA already had Waternoose.
>>153047593>He's harmless He knowingly followed Waternoose's orders and abuse of power. "Don't shoot the messenger!" doesn't work in this case.
>>153047377You too huh? I think i genuinely almost cried in the theater. I was a fucking pussy as a child Also why are all the captcha questions just generic weeb slop characters? I dont know who any of these fuckers are
Reminder that Val was created to be Riley's love interest until the mouse decided to cut everything
>>153041280I thought she still was? I didn't see either movie.
>>153043022Kill all gay shit you tranny
>>153047158kill yourself, tradfagging shit colored anonbot
I'm really curious about this new superhero, Torment, who is appearing in Spider-Man comics. Could he possibly be Harry Osborn underneath the mask? Or perhaps Aunt May's new boyfriend Ricardo? I got to say I was doubtful of his redemption arc, but after the leaks for Venom 256 I'm really impressed. Is he joining the Spider-Family full time?
>>153043960Why is Jean Grey making out with Miles???
>>153047411Paul staying alive also means Peter and MJ are not getting back together. Marvel is caving to fan backlash, and had to Old Yeller their golden boy right in front of all of us. It's funny!
HOLY SHIT POLAND'S STOCK MARKET COMPLETELY CRASHED TODAY
>>153047059is there no digital release
>>153046765Eddie is a rather poor example of a human for his first 20 years, so not sure why you'd want to use him for that.
New episode out, here's your Tech Jacket
>>153048035Basic as hell.
>Finally watching the episode>Get to Conquest strangling>His vision blurs>Screen is black>Wait>Nothing happens>wtf>Realize my laptop lost it's chargeI feel like those people at the end of the Sopranos.
>>153047673I think the comics explain that he got his shit pushed in way worse than most Viltrumites do even with their combat to death childhood and grew stronger as a result. Also pretty sure that Earth is cosmically cursed, especially so in the show.They have like 4-5 things that can hurt a viltrumite on one planet whereas Nolan could only list like 10 things in the whole universe.
>>153047223Unironically Baki. All characters remain consistent on how strong they are relative to each other to the point the know match ups in universe>Buff protag tries to fight nigga with a sword>Dies
>>153047673>Why does Mark always keep going? Is his spirit some sort of inv-TITLE CARD
Post bad bitches. Don't bother with the milquetoast antiheroines. Post incorrigibly evil women.
>>153046363Damn, you too???
>>153038878As it happens she got a new comic out today.
>>153047633The Skybound stuff right? Where she’s a Joe (That’s the actual dream right there: woman with villainous tendencies being as much of a good guy as she can)
>>153047684I was thinking of this. It's a silent oneshot about her doing a mission for cobra.
These three guest star in the last show you've watched. What happens?
>>153043529Garfield was super edgy for its day, which obviously isn't saying anything. The very fact that it had these characters and dared to make fun of them..
>>153040880>League of Super EvilHumiliating slapstick, Red Menace would like them
>Clerksall three of em would start sucking their cocks and spitting the cum in each other's mouths
>>153040880>TADCoh this writes itself.
>>153040880I would totally fuck all 3 of them up the ass
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>>153040653Unfortunately it did. I was not built for 70+ weather.>>153040848Sorry you're kinda off right now, everything alright?>>153041220That is a tough decision. Working a job you don't enjoy really sucks.>>153042624Hello! Not much, keep getting banned from everything left and right recently lol. Current serving a 3 day ban on Discord >>153044996Cute gen.
>>153035855>>153035880>>153036322>thinbitch
>>153047118I’m okay now. Was just having an off day yesterday… and the day before, but I’m good now. Thank you.
>>153047661be careful
Candace poggers
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>>153047129Candace was the only good character from this over hyped mediocre show
>>153047711kill yourself
>>153047762Take your own advice dan
>Heh heh heh>crying liberty>*Latest fadNo burning flag and they don't take whiskey sours kindly down there. Looks like a Kelly comic.
Tomorrow, April 1st, marks 20 years since The Baby-Sitters Club (1986-2000) went from youth novels to graphic novels (2006-onward), which have arguably been more popular than the originals.To celebrate (doing it today cuz I know this site celebrates April Fools), I'm doing a storytime of that original comic. The first four were done by none other than one of the great modern cartoonists, Raina Telgemeier, best known for Smile and Drama. Not to mention September, we're finally getting a FIFTH Raina BSC comic!I'm excited to share this with you!
Reading Bump
>>153038212I still like the bare feet and sockless shoes of the OP better
>>153042267They've already been storytimed. Not just the original Raina ones:https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/121326262/#q121326262This is most of 'em.I'm usually rather busy, and did this cuz 20th anniversary, and it holds a special place for me. Again, I'll storytime the new one in September.
>>153047259I'm looking forward to it
>>153047259Re-storytiming things is good to get new people into the series but I understand.
Why did this happen?
This movie sucks
>>153036190Its an homage.
>>153040571Sir, this is a Wendys.
Fat fetishist on the writing department. Called it.
>>153047613>Fat fetishistSuch a disingenuous term. Fat is literally just a part of the human body, and the male brain is hard-coded to be attracted to fat. Even "feederism" is just the act of making sure your woman is pampered and well-fed to ensure good breeding, and it's scientifically proven that more fat=more fertile.Acting like fat isn't hot is basically you admitting you've fallen for globohomo propaganda, or are simply gay, yourself.
What was the adult swim april fools prank? I went to bed early and forgot about it but i cant find any thread about it so what did i miss?
You didn't miss anything. It was an 11-minute short again, and that's it.
>>153046086What was the short about and was it funny? I find it insane i see no on talking about it here.
>>153046152I thought it was pretty shitty. It's on the Youtube page.
>>153046168Thanks for the tip anon. Also fuck Zach and Michael for flaking out on smiling friends because theyre lazy fucking hacks who cannot commit to the workload of a simple 8 episode per year cartoon, something that regular showrunners could easily commit to with triple the episodes per season order a year merely 10 years ago. Modern hollywood is lazy as fuck.
>>153045909It was some gay 11 minute horror, short and claymation that all pretty cool doesn’t really fit April fools. It would’ve been cooler if they did that for Halloween or something unannounced but whatever.>>153046209To be fair, I disagree but my brother made a good point. I don’t think it’s Michael Cusack who’s a lazy fuck I think it’s Zach every time Zack gets invested in something. He always pussies out just like when he said he was gonna make more animations just like when he said he was gonna do sleepy cabin just like when he said he was going to do that other podcast he made and only did like five fucking episodes Zack‘s kind of a lazy faggotsAlso, is the fortune prank really funny captions because I haven’t gotten one yet and it’s kind of gay This is the worst April fools ever. I hope the sharty comes and destroys everything again.
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Thanks op
>>153024541Hm.
>>153033812This shit's unreadable.
Welp, other thread has hit bump limit and is almost dead.
This year's April Fools sucks. 4chan getting nuked twice was funnier. At least it had a Japanese theme to it.
Why it aged better than most of the reboots?
>>153032048>So more jingling keys and no substance. Great.I don't disagree but you do understand the product was made to sell to kids right?
>>153047181I...I liked Steeljaw he was cool
>>153047167>>153047254RiD2015 had unseen potential that never manifested right. It was too many ideas going that didn't coe together correctly. The Megatronus plot and Prime's resurrection should have been it's own thing. Steeljaw just making a Deception crew to take over the city would have been enough for a season 1 final, at most have them going for that down Decepticon ship from Prime as a means of a ground base. As it was, you struggle to be invested in it because world ending events were happening with such a colorful and green behind the ears cast.
>>153047319Blahblah boobooA baby in pastel and a baby in black are both babies.
>>153032091>Optimus should be GreenA bold choice to move away from the singular unifying element of "Optimus Prime is a Red Truck" across thirty years of shifting designs.Was this dude color blind?
KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT.Welcome to the 9th annual Ms. /co/lympus tournament!►Nomination Process>Nominating NAME from SERIESFirst nominations get in. You have 24 hours to get your pick in.►Current Eligible Entrants—For characters to be nominated>Characters must originate in /co/ western material>Characters must not be bannable (No colored horse show characters)>Characters cannot be Board-Tans, OC Donut Steels, or originate from a meme>Real-life politicians that are portrayed as cartoon characters/caricatures are not allowed, satirical or otherwise.>Puppets allowed>Characters can be any ageComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>153047663I'll make a list to keep track of the nominations. It's not that hard.
>>153047677Ih, now you're just considering doing this? Well wtf was the point in the last thread, faggot? Oh I know, you're an attention seeking nigger wasting our time.
>>153047690The last thread got taken over by off topic bullshit. It was hard to see who was nominated.
>>153047732>Dosen't know what Ctrl+F isLol. Kick rocks, retard.
>>153047753I like bloat btw
