Was MAWS a failure?
>>150487152You summed up MAWS perfectly. >>150498976That is correct Anon.>>150501618I think it was a combination of both.>>150502921Well to be fair, it only had 10 half hour episodes.
>>150504793>they turn her from macedonian to koreanThe seethe would be palpable
>>150487126It gave us the hottest Lois on record
>>150487126It's my favorite superman thing
>>150504538You could argue that they'd let them make another Batman show anyway. And yeah, I also imagined a Robin focus.>>150504793Considering Jess is already the magical girl parody, for some reason I imagined them turning Diana into Saber
Reminder Moxxie's a cuck, and Blitzo chad NTRs him with Millie
I'm starting to think Hitler had the right idea.
>>150505125Me too, old man. Me too.
>he says it every morning he calls me cuck he calls the other anons cuck he calls cartoon characters cuck. All the time cuck this cuck that cuck please. This cuck, cuck have you lost your mind cuck yabba dabba doo cuck you cuck get your t levels checked. He says it so much I don't even notice it anymore, last week in a death battle thread he posts "can a cuck borrow some sex" and my first thought wasn't oh my god he said the word it was "how is a cuck gonna borrow some sex? Cuck are you gonna give it back?" I tell ya my inside voice didn't talk like that before mexicans started spamming their /dbs/ threads
Does Carol win this matchup or is she destined to be 3-0
>>150505405because Bayofags are saltier than Vergilfags
>>150505405The difference is that DMC reputation was ruined by basically a glorified fanfic made by a jeet, instead of a glorified canon sequel written by a cuck. People would shitpost about Donte like kratos if it was actually...Well canon, as an example, can you imagine the reputation of DC fags here if koslov raped superman in the canon?
>>150505095Was AFO timing it exactly?Also, from which point was he counting the timing. At Mach 10, subduing a 100 people in 3 seconds is certainly possible.
I do want to say before this thread 404s that, while I don't think my disappointment on how Kratos vs. Asura turned out is ever going to change, I'm happy that I was able to help a friend with their work researching and determining its verdict. I don't want to keep talking about the episode after this, so I'll just say that I'm glad Death Battle has been doing better, and I hope they continue to do better. I don't think I'll ever want to contribute to an episode again, but it certainly was an unforgettable experience.
>>150505486Stand proud discord fag, you were actually tolerable.
Billy's 12? SHAZAMN
I'm actually surprised it took the Sonicfags this long to show up. Intriguing.
>>150496442Spoken like a fan of Vincent Adultman.
>>150502192Well it's a little late for that for the surrendering German soldier. Now his choices are inside the Soviet tank or outside of it.
>>150492081Seriously, it's just a kiss. The action is only predatory when there's a power imbalance and the more powerful side is actively using it to exploit the weaker side. The AoC law is like banning poor people from giving money to billionaires: in 999 cases out of a thousand it will be the billionaire exploiting the poor person, but you can also imagine a situation where the poor person wants to give the billionaire their money willingly without being tricked or coerced.
>>150500600>WWOECThat's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Never enough Sammy threads
>>150501065kek saved
>>150479389dem legssss
>>150501076Sure
She’s got the biggest butt in the group.
>it's been a week>no one cares that she won
>>150504429I know they are but they're not fappable to the general public.Only Pomni, Ragatha, and Jax are. That's why they get the most porn.
>>150500682One of our FUARKING QUEENS shall win!
>>150505090speaking of which this guy is fucking delusional >>150504378
>>150500643What’re you talking about, I’m at the same exact excitement level as Raven.
>>150504322lol no. Everyone had a great time and it didn’t jank up the actual results. One of the best tournaments ever.
Which comic ended up hurting the entire marvel comic universe more? Civil War or Avengers Dissembled?
>>150495437>near two decade assault on comicsBro, Bendis been doing his shit since 99. Soon it will be 3 decades of Penis Is Coming.
>>150504903I have a hard time coming to terms with the realization that I've hated my main hobby for over 20 years.
>>150504923Do you still read comics? I stopped years ago and i only come to this lame board to check death battle threads.
>>150504923This is the clown world we live in
>>150505016>Do you still read comics?A few. I still keep up with Usagi Yojimbo, and there's a handful of other books around I'll read. Mostly though I've been going backwards to stuff I never read even when I was more active. Especially now that DC is finally upping it's trade game.
>>150502383Yes. They are the perfect match in intellect and sex appeal.
I have never seen that grandpa show. I would predict original Family Guy Lois wouldn't hit it off with him. Current one would probably peg him with Peter crying in the corner yet aroused.
>>150503587Prequel Trilogy WHENNN
>>150504965Blame the Cleveland show for getting canceled.
>>150502383Uncle Grandpa would definitely teleport Pearl into his room or teleport into Pearl's room before going for Lois. But Pearl can only have one thing and it will get in the way of UG, Steven's penis.
Who is a good comic youtuber who talks about current comics and agrees with me (correct opinions only)?
>>150504449You want the full list or...?
>>150504534YES
>>150504404Sent :^)
>>150504404Strange brain parts is alright though he has pretty shit taste, otherwise nothing .
>>150505166>Strange brain partsI will examine this.
Melman with his weak constitution wouldn't survive all that ass.
>>150503595No such thing
>>150500473Honestly, it'd be funnier if Gloria's constantly growing throughout the series but no one vocally mentions it. Up until 3 where she's like physically too big to move on her own and the final scene has someone says she looks different and asks if she's gotten a haircut.
>>150504415Perfect. Oh, and several scenes of fanservice.
>>150504926How do you imagine the fanservice going?
>>150505017Mostly shots of her ass as she bends over. Maybe a scene where she gratuitously fellates a popsicle or blows Moto-Moto.
It's the last September week, summer officially ended in north and getting close to spooky month, so meanwhile let have a thread with... Mexifus!! ASSEMBLY!!!
>>150502546Speaking of...Anything more about the upcoming show?
>>150502023
>>150503271No
>>150504345 chanfle
Yep, it's Brainiac.
>>150503029I hope it’s that story where ultra-humanite puts his brain in the body of that actress and fucks Superman. I’m ok with it being Lex this time.
>>150503029Somebody bring pants.
Bet you anything they just use the DCAU version of him.
Why the FUCK did they go through with the literal who and the retarded supercomputer in supes 3
Cool, nobody cares
The warthog cop is a girl according to Jared Bush, final trailer got delayed beacuse Disney's controversy with Jimmy Kimmelhttps://x.com/thejaredbush/status/1968456852225597446
>>150504390>reptiles are latin americans with mesoamerican aesthetics and structuresWhy is this shit a reoccurring theme across so many different franchises?
Because they love the “Noble Savages” trope.
>>150504680Even Rango?
Rango’s an exception. Rattlesnake Jake was GOAT snake character.
Finnick I found out is scalie.He works at the Reptile Hangout.
What are we thinking about Absolute Joker? Will he be a legitimate monster, or is the cover a misdirection and a metaphor? Snyder has played with>Joker but... PENNYWISEever since the IT remake came out, but I don't know if he'd legitimately go for Joker being some old, dormant demon that woke up recently. In the Bane issue Alfred talks about>a child dressed as a clown in a Gotham alleybut also>he has another faceI think they might be going for an inverse Bruce here. Joker here will be a self-made billionaire and maybe willingly have made deals with whatever demon now inhabits him. To show the contrast between Absolute and Mainline Bruce. Absolute Bruce is self-made but middle class. Mainline Bruce is a billionaire by birth. Absolute Joker will be a self-made billionaire which will make him worse than the rest because he willingly became part of an evil system. Or something like that.I don't know, I don't think we'll get Joker here throwing karate kicks like mainline Bruce, being a typical inversion where he just had tons of money by birth, his parents got killed and he travelled the world becoming a killing machine for some purpose. I think the story of Joker will be one of gradual moral decline until he becomes the worst thing on the planet. Maybe he developed the Venom himself and he's monstrous and needs constant babyblood transfusions because him being the first means it's unstable. Or it'll be some stupid metaphor about his demon form being his "real face" and there's nothing supernatural, he's just an evil twat who uses venom to turn into a monster.
>>150502092>>150502229I don't believe Darkseid designed this universe, merely willed it to be. Everything that exists here simply is so he has a space to heal and then claim the mainline Earth
Absolute DC proved to me that we need to give comic writers more creative freedom
>>150504577They have all the freedom in the world in their creator-owned work that nobody cares about.
>>150481520I hated the first issues because they were exactly what you describe. With awful, terrible art. But as the story progressed and they rebelled into edgyretard territory it became charming. And now its so over the top is grimretard kino. All the absolute comics are bad, but this one is fun.
>>150486987That’s what it reminded me of thank you it’s been bugging me for like 4 days.
Who also will give you an infectious disease and is into bestiality
>>150498992no
>>150504107Don't knock it till you've tried it
>>150493580That crossed series about a deranged fucked up dude who wasnt even infected, beginning to thrive in the crossed world was kino, the one where the dude carries a woman's nipple around with him. That and smokey saga were my favourite including all the interesting bits like the Russian and the smart crossed like the pregnant army woman
>>150493580Fucking her would infect you. She'd probably try to infect you in any way possible, biting, spitting, friction burning with her leather suit until you get a cut...
>>150500755It's a ripoff of The Crazies.