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I don't know about all that but every single character with transmutation abilities no diffs Goku.
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>every doorway leads into a new universe>there is no end to them so far>Universe 7 is number 3What the fuck?
>>145871886They always have.
>>145871910Hey there’s some light at the end of the tunnel, Goku might end up scaling to someone who can destroy all of these.
>>145871871I feel like this fight seems likely to happen soon, given that both shows are coming back. Who takes it?
>>145871909skibidi toilet
>Step back Goku. I’LL handle the baldy from here.
>>145871910>>145871948I thought there were only twelve universes
>>145871909Mazinger Z.
>i've been spoiled of DBDmaybe these threads require a vacation
>>145872002Oh it wasn’t going to be good anyway
>>145871993RETCONNED!!!! *RAUGHS*
Found it.
>Tien is about to get a boundless demon king form beyond all of fiction
>>145872064It's nice that the guy based on Wukong's actual rival gets something to match.
>>145871871Larfleeze vs Beta Ray BillCurrent Hulk vs Current DoomsdayCurrent Thor vs Current SupermanMario vs SupermanCourage, the Cowardly Dog vs BeerusMMPR (entire team) vs Karen Rider IchigoI’d also like to see Lord Zedd in a fight, but I don’t want to see him fight Skeletor.>inb4 t-themes?Go fuck yourself.
>>145872099MMPR should fight Black RXReal ones will get it.
>>145872064>Dragon Ball Daima powerscaling is gonna be carried by this jobber of all characters
>>145872064Man Chiaotzu is never going to grow up.
>>145872138>Chiaotzu is never going to grow up.He just needs to take hormones
>>145872138Maybe he's a vampire? I don't think we ever found out what Chiaotzu was.
>>145872152I thought Chiaotzu was a jangshi
>>145872177Jiangshi are just fancy Chinese vampires.
>>145872138He's a living doll that's supposed to serve as a pet to a demon master. That tradition was lost on earth and Tien befriended his would be pet.
OH NO!HE'S NOT GONNA GO 3 - 0
>an actual demonBring me SHITphisto.
>>145871871it would be kino
>>145872231... so that he can EFFORTLESSLY GAPE ME now that I no longer have Super scaling.
>>145872231>The rightful king of demons was Tien all alongBow before your king, Big Green. The hierarchy of Dragon Ball is about to change.
>>145872315>the forced Tien vs Piccolo /DBS/ war metaphysically shaped the plot of Daima
>>145871871I immediately thought it sounded like this in my head when I read this post lolhttps://voca.ro/1kwIXwvhSNKd
>>145872332It's /dbd/ now btw.
>>145872352Only in your dreams, tranny.
>>145872374>Projecting your mental illness Gross, seek God.
>>145872351>sar is kratos beyond dimensions as a concept???
>>145871886Why Exactly ? We see characters like SSJ2 Trunk's resist Dabura spit And that turns anything into stone?
>>145871886What's with this talk of transmutation for Daima? Goku never even had a resistance feat to it in the first place.
Will they make GER Multiversal to match Joker’s personas
>>145872395If /dbg/ says yes, Kratos is totally broken.
>>145872619Everyone was of the thought that to do any kind of hax on Goku, you needed to match his level of powerUntil a new villain just wished for Shenron to make Goku a toddler, which just happened
Are people shitposting or is Tien actually relevant to the plot.
>>145872678>Everyone was of the thought that to do any kind of hax on Goku, you needed to match his level of powerThat's a myth perpetuated by Pablos, it was never a thing lmao
>>145872712Now officially debunked
>>145872633>Scales GER to MIH due to having better/unlimited statsYour move.
>>145872678Weird, he was able to refuse Porunga's wish to be teleported to earth. Why couldn't he just tell Shenron no?
>>145872888Shenron does what the plot demands and has gotten immense power creep that nobody ever talks about. To compare him to his Saiyan / Frieza / Cell Saga self, or even Porunga from the Buu Saga, is foolish. Shenron could likely be scaled higher than Orange Piccolo.
>>145872998How? Wtf has Dende done?
>>145873105Nothing. It’s complete power creep. Dende is a non-character, and always had been. But still, he (Shenron) gave Piccolo the Orange power. It wasn’t a part of the Potential Unleashed state, it was, in Shenron’s own words, “a little extra.” If Shenron can give this power, he can take this power, and he can also use this power.
>>145872669We've actually decided that GoW is canon to Krapopolis, so Thor can be killed by a chair leg, and Yggdrasil and can be broken by an arrow from a sniveling weak king. Kratos is officially wall level.
>>145871871Since the thread I asked this on got deleted so soon I'll ask again.How would the seven from the boys do in the worm-verse?
>>145873432KEKAROO!No but seriously, Spider-Man beats Kratos into the ground and makes him beg for his life — before GAPING him.
Is the Good Place outerversal?
>>145871910And people were saying this series was going to make him weaker. Is this series even canon to the main anime and or the manga?
>>145872678So Dende is as strong as Goku of course
>>145873145>If Shenron can give this powerThe manga implies all dragons could unlock the orange form so it isn't actually tied to his PL.
>>145872998Him knowing about Beerus was such an ass pull
>>145873544It’s a direct ability he can preform. He has the power to give it, so he would have the power to take it, and then use it himself.
>>145873569>He has the power to take itThat's never stated, Shenron is also a dragon and probably can't use a form used for Namekians. The ability to activate the orange form is just something all dragons just have the power to do. It's the reason they were made. As far as we know they can only give the orange form and not take or use it.
>>145873449I’m pretty sure that all of them, save for Homelander and A-Train, would get fodderized immediately based on the power levels of the characters in Worm.
>>145873449I’m pretty sure Vought would get shut down by the PRT or he’ll not even exist
>>145873569A spark has the power to ignite an explosion in gasoline but a spark alone can’t do shit
>>145872002>Carrying about FLOPma It sucks so much I've abandoned the den and taken up residence here until it ends or the manga comes back.
>>145871886...'s laundry.
>>145871909Quattro Bajeena
>>145873544I'm not seeing the implication
>>145871967Mordecai and Rigby turbo stomp>The Power which gives them time travel and pseudo reality warping>Book of Park Records which is Death Note but better>Deathkwondo which is capable of striking so hard it sends someone flying toward the sun and no selling strikes that can leave massive craters>OHHHs around the planet>Have other methods of time travel>Could get retard wank like them surviving a universe destroying punch collision and all the other Anti Pops stuff>Synchronous suggestion>Playco armboy
>>145873544Isn't he just talking about the fact that the original big Dragon Balls were meant to be used by heroes only?
>>145873918Yes, and Goku told that Dragon to go fuck itself. He's even refused to be wished back to life. Why couldn't he just say no to being turned into a kid?
>>145874026too powerful for him.
>>145872678>EveryoneNo, it was always stupid, because characters have been hit by stuff below their power levels since forever.>>145872888Because plot.No-prize answer is that Porunga was far more chill than Shenron and allowed his powers to be countered.>>145873145>He can also use this powerGood luck swanking a dude that got blasted by King Piccolo to Orange level.
>>145871909You are not making thumbnails this month?
>>145871967Regular show easily
>>145874026Because Dende constantly powers him up
>>145874128Yeah Guldo time-froze people stronger than him it was always bunk
Why are people shocked that Shenron could get this strong? We already saw Porunga go from only being able to revive one person per wish to the entire population of Earth in 1 boost.
>>145874219I though his time freeze was just TK
>>145874155Nah I've made a good assortment of em, just been slowing down the past few days due to a hurricane. You got a request?
>>145871967Imagination Finn and Enlightened Jake negates all.
We back to the Buu saga? Anyways, Kid Buu is still the strongest btw.
>>145874235Because Shenron isn't strong. What he did was just a souped-up version of what Guru did for Krillen and Gohan. King Piccolo killed him.
>>145874449...discounting Super Buu.
>>145873670Oh really I'm a little surprised because so far a lot of the top tiers in worm not including boss monsters seem to be large building level but I suppose the average supe wouldn't fare much better. The average supe does seem to be bullet resistant at least. >>145873706Maybe but that's not a fun matchup.
>>145874268No he can actually do both.>>145874449Nope Buuhan is stronger.
>>145874458And since then he's gotten a completely new, younger guardian who has previously shown repeated interest and gone out of his way to power him up.
>>145874461Shouldn't fat Buu still be stronger because he's kid Buu plus those people he absorbed?
>>145874493He has more raw power, but I'd still bet on Kid Buu simply because of his fighting style and mentality
ENOUGH. Bring me SuperJEW.
>>145874449>Goku thinks he can kill Kid Buu with ssj3>Flat out says Super Buu will kill both him and Vegetawhatever you say, anon
>>145874493Kid Buu beat up Fat Buu when they foughtKid Buu basically has infinite stamina, the slight edge in power Fat Buu has doesn't matter since Kid Buu can hit at maximum power every blow
>>145874504Why didn't kid Buu just teleport away or move out the way of the slow sphere? Is he stupid?
>>145874536While I do agree Kid Buu would beat Fat Buu, he actually fought Good Buu, who was weaker by virtue of having shed all absorptions
>>145874467The Seven, really only specifically Homelander, are barely "large building level" without being extremely generous
>>145874537The Spirit Bomb forces you to stand still because it's so fucking coolAnd to his credit he was pushing it back
>>145874536Fat Buu was just woken up and didn't have Kid's killer instinct so that might also explain things. It's weird that Goku saved fat Buu and Hercule over Gohan who was a sure victory against kid.
>>145874556Technically black noir too as hes just a stronger version of homelander spoilers btw
>>145874493>>145874536Anon's talking about original Majin Buu, prior to splitting into Good and Evil Buu. Original Majin Buu should be at least as strong if not stronger than Kid Buu since he had the added power of the Grand Supreme Kai (which we know is still strong based on Super). Good Buu is likely the weakest of the bunch, but Super Buu and Buuhan would be way above Kid (remember, Kid is just Buu minus the Good/Supreme Kai)
>>145874556Meave might be and possibly nior in his prime. Homelander I think would be fine because I don't think there's that many people that could hurt him even with the larger variety of powers at play if only because of his strength and durability. How strong is Alexandria? I know she's a top tier.
>>145874449Canon
>>145874334Hey dude are you with the hurricane happening in the south? I hope you and your family are safe soon
>>145874585Oh yeah that's a good point. We mostly talk about the show here. It's funny you mention spoilers because that's probably the main thing show fans know about the comics. It's interesting that despite the comic having better showings the show implies that Homelander can survivor nukes which his comic version can't unless I read that wrong
>>145874588even Majin Buu still has stamina limits which Kid Buu doesn't have
>>145873742>Goku gets turned into laundry
>>145874833>Laundryku kills the Justice League
>>145874868>...on April fool day
it's half /co/, half /v/ and half /a/. Maybe i should have used thirds. Gear (World war Blue) vs Captain N. Who wins?
>>145874651There's plenty of people who could hurt and kill him. Powersets in Worm tend to be a lot more diverse than the Boys and the characters also tend to be a lot smarter. Not to say he wouldn't be, somewhat threatening, of course, but he'd be just kind of shit tier due to not really having any real feats beyond some vague statements and his lasers cutting planes and stuff>How strong is Alexandria?She lifted part of a million+ ton structure and her durability is such that her body is effectively invulnerable due to being locked in time stasis. She would very easily kill Homelander without any threat of retaliation
ChatGPT told me this fight would be close, can anyone confirm or debunk it?
>>145875110do lapis has any defense against having her gem directly crushed by tatsumaki's overwhelming psychic force? if not then this is a low-diff battle
Composite Arnie vs Composite Sly who wins?
>...on April foolDeFECTive ESLmics...
>>145875342Isn't that just who wins T-850 vs Judge Dredd?
>>145875110Tatsumaki can just punk her by smashing her gem
>>145875110I was gonna try and make an argument for Tatsu, but Lapis could move all of the world’s water (and even if it’s only one ocean that’s still way more than anything Tatsumaki has done) and should scale to Steven’s speed. That alone lets her just stomp.
>>145875692That won't mean much if Tatsu just remote poofs the boss "kill me" target
>>145875732She’d have to know about it in the first place, and it also doesn’t really help if she DOES know the innate gem weakness because good luck crushing her gem when she’s flying at you at Mach 500 with an entire ocean in tow. Lapis can also gib Tatsu just as hard by making the water droplets around her eyes turn into spikes.
>>145875572>ArnieT-850 and Hercules physicals plus John Matrix and Dutch skill plus Mr. Freeze weapons and Jack Slater powers.>SlyMachine Gun's car from Death Race 2000, Rocky's heart, Rambo and John Spartan's skill, Judge Dredd's gear, Spy Kids 3D powers.
>>145875775Lapis doesn't really have an answer to being psychically stopped and throttled like a rag doll. She's been stopped by less.
>>145875787Does he get Conan’s sword?
>>145875220You'd have to scale her gem's durability to energy involved in manipulating the entirety of the world's oceansHaven't seen SU in years so I don't know if their gems are exceptionally more fragile than their body
>>145875846True, but at the same time it doesnt help that she’s still faster than Tatsumaki on top of the fact that 1. She has one weak point as opposed to Tatsumaki being a walking weak point 2. Anywhere with water…so everywhere, is a place where she can immediately end the fight by forming water weapons directly in front of Tatsu’s eyes or throat or ear, and most importantly 3. She has better/stronger control over water than Tatsu has over things in general. If she traps Tats in a giant bubble and sends her off into deep space, it’s game over. She might not even need to go that far either, she’s so much faster than her opponent that she can take her into space HERSELF.
>>145873488https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_(The_Good_Place)
>>145875110Isn't Lapis, like, thousands of years old? Wouldn't that give her vastly superior combat experience than Tatsumaki? She literally come from an alien race that has conquered countless planets
>>145876011Lapis spent most of that time imprisoned in a mirror, don’t just read battle sites
>>145876011lol, lmao even, lapis isn't a warrior herself and unlike tatsumaki she doesn't constantly deal with having to crush monsters that threaten several cities every single day
>>145875918>Walking weak pointNot really accurate due to psychic shit giving her protection. Gems can also still be btfo even without hitting the gem, the gem is just an "ez kill" spot.Also her speed isn't that impressive when it comes to combat (though this is something I always find stupid in powerfag debates. Instances of travel speed are pretty much never reflected in a fight).>>145876011We don't know how old she was when the Gem War happened. Lapises aren't warriors and are primarily used for terraforming so she doesn't actually have much in the way of combat experience. She got btfo by (a) Bismuth.She was also stuck in a mirror for fuck knows how long
What's the strongest version of Godzilla?
>>145876089Probably Singular Point if we ignore crossovers
>>145876058It gives her protection yeah, but it can be and has been overwhelmed, and about a billion or so tons of water would count as overwhelming. It might keep her safe from getting gibbed potentially but it’s not like she’s never been caught off guard.>Also her speed isn't that impressive when it comes to combat Funnily enough, I wasn’t talking about combat speed. I literally meant that she could just surround herself with all of the oceans in the world and just barrel towards Tatsu, or grab her by the throat and fly up into the cosmos using her travel speed.
>>145876140I don't recall Lapis making an ocean shield around herself and using it as a battering ram. She made a pseudo space elevator once and it took awhile so it doesn't seem particularly combat capable to use the force of the entire ocean in one go. Maybe a tsunami at most which Tatsu could easily deal with. Also getting in close and grabbing Tatsu just seems like a bad plan for her to just get psychic gibbed
>>145871909Ultraseven
>>145875110Lapis could manipulate the entirety of Earth's oceans while Tatsumaki can lift continents at best, so Tatsumaki sure as hell isn't beating her.But I don't know if Lapis could shatter Tatsumaki's psychic shields via water alone either.
Any matchups for Cyn / The Absolute Solver?
>>145876265Why do people think that matters when Lapis can't do that at once and has been beaten by far less than Tatsu can do? One thing isn't everything when you can get fucked on other stats or abilities
>>145871871Wtf
>>145876299Stolas to give Murder Drones 2-0 against Helluva Boss. Alternatively XJ9 through Uzi
>>145876299I think it was discussed vigorously before, but the best thematic matchup is probably still The Solver vs Abeloth.
>>145876265Lifting continents seems like more than enough to beat someone who got rekt by a punch from a grunt whose claim to fame was making a pile bunker
>>145876194From the looks of the show, it didn’t take her awfully long to steal the oceans, it just took a while to make the elevator since, you know, that’s a big distance. Keep in mind that she was still forming the tower while the gems were traveling to her, meaning that she was still moving those massive amounts of water pretty easily. Fact of the matter is, that’s a level of power too intense for Tatsumaki to contend with, and if she tries to go for the instant takedown there’s nothing stopping Lapis from just staying out her range and dropping an orbital ocean strike. I’d also agree that getting close would normally be a bad idea, but at the same time like the second the wings come out Tats isn’t keeping track of her.
>>145876299If you find the robots hot are you a pedophile because of how flat and featureless they are?
>>145876356>Jenny vs Uzi happens on the actual show>Jenny gets wanked up to Solar System level via the Comet PyramidIt'd be pretty funny even if I like both shows.
>>145876385What the fuck?
>>145874702Oh yeah lol, I live down here and got smacked hard by both of them. Doing fine though, house still here, not flooded out, simple as. The park I work for is completely fucked though, won't be open for at least 2 months while we completely rebuild the infrastructure. But I appreciate your words, anon
>>145876385I think you've had enough Internet for today.
>>145876385
>>145876385>Bejitabro automatically sees little girls when he sees a woman with a flat chest
>>145876408Technically they could just do kooky wank for universal Solver but even with overwhelming stat advantage I don't think Jenny can feasibly deal with the hax Uzi/Cyn potentially bring to the table. Doesn't matter much if she gets bamboozled by illusioned and then popped like a grape
>ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!>ON BIZARRO PLANET!>'S LAUNDRY>OUTTERVERSAL>INNERVERSAL>ESL>IESL>RTH>ASS VOID>WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS
>>145871909Nikocado Avacado
>>145871909Everyone pointing and laughing at Nikocado for being a fag and a jobber.
>>145876460She ain't looking like a woman she's built like Toph yall pedophiles.
>>145876464It'd be cool to a character lower on the power level scale take a win against someone who scales higher, but there's no way modern Death Battle who thinks Namek Saga characters are 9 trillion times FTL would let that happen, it's all higher stats or bust from here on out.
>>145876500kek
>>145876482 COOKIES
>>145876385 This weirdo vs Speedy vs Doctor Green >>145871909Screw this is request for the thumbnail of the battle
>>145876527DEXTER'S A COOKIE
>>145876408It genuinely wouldn't surprise me. Death Battle loves drawing hilariously nonsensical conclusions from feats and MLAATR is full of extremely cartoony high ends and weirdly low lowends. It would indeed be funny what ludicrous wank they can extrapolate to.
>>145871909Kermit the frog with the cucumber penis.
>>145876515It's a shame because realistically, Solver would definitely take the fight against Jenny. Even in show didn't she get bodied by a "planet level" enemy and needed a lot of help and some roundabout stuff to stop him? Meanwhile Uzi/Cyn have a lot of options that Jenny has been shown to be vulnerable to like Illusions and mind control/hacking and her having zero defense to Solver Manipulation which is capable of transmuting or obliterating her.Another major factor is that Jenny has no regeneration capabilities from what I recall. I think she'd smash up Solver at first then get punked when Solver just laughs it off.
>>145871909My ass.
>>145876482These actually never fail to make me laugh. I've seen some anons get creative with them in how they turn it around on each other.
How powerful is the Monster Inc/University verse? They can literally harness something as abstract as fear and convert it to energy limitlessly.
>>145876605Gorrillionversal with The Power of Doors
>>145876605i chuckled
>>145876605I thought they absorbed the screams
>>145876605… And yet they’re still have multiversal feats than the Fate series…
>>145876605They have interdimensional tech since their doors can travel to the human world, so I guess multiversal
>>145876605given that its either fear or laughter, I'm assuming its rather sound collection and that kids make the proper pitches that can power their technology
Fuck you all, Waluigi once stole the entire concept of music.
>>145871909>ME!
>>145876576Jenny got her ass beat by Melody who's only real difference in terms of powers was having regeneration, she'd need to disintegrate Uzi entirely or ram her into the sun to actually kill her.
>>145876625>Be Terra>Job so hard you become a Heartless>Be Ventus>Job so hard you die and get stuffed into some kid like you’re a random child and reality is William Afton>Be Aqua>Job so hard you get sent to Hell (deserved desu), job AGAIN and get trapped in Hell even longer, job AGAIN AGAIN and get possessed, job AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN and get your ass handed to you by a teenager, and quad job you get saved by the guy you were trying to save>Be Vanitas>Job so hard you die, come back, and then job to a blue monsterWow the BBS crew really got the short end of the stick.
>>145871909Frankie Foster
>>145876605The show introduced a city level weapon
>>145876680Even if she did that that might not solve the heart issue
>>145871909Captain Underpants stand over CSM, JJK and Dan da Dan characters
>>145876780>CSM devours the Underpants devilwhat happens?
>>145876756Drone hearts shouldn't be able to tank the sun itself even with all their regeneration, especially since sunlight is a natural weakness for the drones and for all that Jenny has issues dealing with reality warping it should still be feasible for her to manage to fling Uzi into a nearby star, barring that she could also grab her and hold her down long enough inside of one, and she's shown enough resistance to heat in the Crater Critter episode that she should be able to shrug it off just long enough to melt down Uzi.
We need scenes like this in future Death Battles. Sonic x Shadow Generation spoilers.
Agent 47 vs The Master of Disguise
>>145876464I think it's fair to say that the Absolute Solver as an entity was going to destroy the universe - as in the end product of a process. As it's implied in the show that the Solver's consumption of planets with life on them is leading to a universe "big crunch" death scenario where everything will be consumed by the Singularity - the literal Void / black hole that represents the Solver. So it's not like the Solver can just immediately destroy the universe on a whim. With the IMMEDIATE scale of the Absolute Solver's actions, the entity consumes and destroys planets wholesale and that ultimately contributes to the Solver bringing about the "exponential end" of the Universe. It's a hungry consuming entity that enters through its host(s) and eats, it doesn't straight up universe bust.
>>145876811I meant more that with Cyn/Solver (which uzi now has) destroying the heart created a pseudo black hole thing and didn't actually kill it. Also main solver hosts seem to heavily resist the sun weakness anyway unless the heart is exposed. Jenny holding her down like that would most likely result in her getting caught in the Solver Void which would either destroy Jenny outright depending on how you interpret the scene (it seemed to splatter Uzi and Cyn if you look carefully) or Jenny would swallow it and get possessed since she has no resistance to Solver hax which would, admittedly be a funny outcome. We could use another Metal Overlord ending
Some requests
>>145876385Most sane techpriest
>>145876920Where does the Solver scale to anyways? Planetary, multi-planetary? It's definitely somewhere around there since it can planet bust pretty easily, but Cyn's never destroyed more than one at a time when she's doing her thing.
>>145876954Raiden sweeps. Honestly even Venti would scrub all the floors in monstadt with Doom Guy's faxe
>>145876954My HEROES will CRUSH MOESHIT Impact.
>>145876945modern dc isn't comparable to modern super, only CAS scales higher arguably
>>145876957The thing with The Absolute Solver/Cyn is that it's like IT where we only have proxy hosts and manifestations rather than whatever the fuck it actually is presumably outside of the universe just dicking around. It's endgame goal seemed to just bring about the big crunch.In terms of what it actually got done, it did its planet raping schtick to multiple planets before Copper 9 and if we use that wacky "it had a ring" thing then Copper 9 was a big planet. In the final battle it was basically devouring the planet and manipulating things on that level of scale like sending a massive tendril to space to grab a space ship. Uzi and Cyn were also firing Null shots that were piercing the planet and such
>>145876811It's specifically the Absolute Solver that is harmed and burned away by pure sunlight. UV light seems to hurt the Solver and its constructs too, but pure sunlight causes immediate disintergration. It's not a weakness of the drones themselves, but a weakness of the entity they are a host of. The physical constructs of The Solver of the Absolute Fabric are destroyed by sunlight in a similar vein to how Vampires and other unholy beings are.
>>145871910No. They are traveling to Universe 7 and then Earth is designated as a location 3 in Universe 7.
>>145876935Oh this is an interesting one
>>145876954My WIVES will CRUSH those armored CHUDS
>>145877142…. In their bed
>>145877149Kek, based, canon.
>>145872711Tien is not mentioned in the first episode of Daima, but there is some artifact referred to that is called a third eye that was passed down through the lineage of the Demon Kings before being lost by Dabura's father Abura.
>>145873569Guru and Elder Kai are my retorts.
>>145876194She can use water buzzsaws and a gaint water projection. She can also make water clones who are as strong if not stronger than the crystal gems. Not saying she wins but she's not just the elevator.
>>145876935Empowered is a jobber Kamen America kicks her ass then sits on her face.
>>145876957>Where does the Solver scale to anyways?Casually planetary / multi-planetary I guess?Like the other anon said, it's hard to get a solid grasp on The Solver itself as an entity as it dicks around in the void and interacts with the world through its hosts via eldritch possession and the Singularities that are also present within the mutated AI core of said hosts. The Solver never destroys planets for the sake of destroying them, it consumes. It's shown to be fully capable of annihilating worlds through destructive power, just like I can annihilate my burger with my fist - but planets are food and the Absolute Solver its hungry. It's targetting worlds to eat, and that ultimately contributes to ending the entire universe as implied by the show.
>>145875057Yeah I know about their technology being more advanced as well as the powers being more diverse. Wow I didn't know she was that strong, Homelander was said to be able to lift a dozen mack trucks which even when being generous isn't anywhere close to a millions tons, even if she was only lifting 10% she'd probably still be stronger.
>>145877196Empowered wins in the gooner department, what can KA do?
>>145871909>>145876780Captain Underpants getting raped by CSM, JJK and Dan da Dan characters.
>>145877196Has Kamen American ever sat on an enemy's face in her comics?
>>145877289I don't know about DDD but aren't those two large city level at best?
>>145877196What about Stripperella vs Kamen America?
>>145876935I don't know who Empower is and the same for Kamen America, but I keep seeing the latter on this board.
>>145871909
>>145877423Why did you post this OUTERVERSAL BOUNDLESS BEAST?
>>145877466oobi gek
>UU is the strongest new gen verse in the Shounen Jump Damn, I'm around chapter 70 and Andy already solos all the other Nu Shounen...
>>145864751Uhhh... Fagon Ball bros... Did we just lose!? Is CHADperman the symbol for positive masculinity!? Are we just sissies!?
>This is your average JJK fanhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728675080377177.webmNo wonder the Gojofag lost his round during the DB Venue battle royale
>>145877590Superman is a pussy. Real men are not gentle. Real men do not ask. They take.
>>145877047>if we use that wacky "it had a ring" thing then Copper 9 was a big planet.Small correction here.Copper 9's ring system is not natural. As shown multiple times in pre- Core Collapse flashbacks, Copper 9 did not have a debris ring before the Core Collapse event. The rings were caused directly by the Solver dropping a [null] void into the flesh pit it had creating leading to the core of the planet, causing the core to collapse and implode which blew out a shitfuckload of material into orbit and severely fucked the entire planet - picrel. https://youtu.be/xxQMQnIw6DE?si=gezHYzx7HqyXiTlcIt's likely that Copper 9's ring system is temporary - either the ring system will eventually decay and fall back to the planet over hundreds of years or it will coalesce into a new moon like the currently accepted hypothesis for how Earth got its moon from an ancient impact event that formed a debris ring that eventually became the moon.
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>>145877781>literal non-canon random comic
>>145877768Yeah I was mostly just rolling with the retard logic they used with Viltrum and the corpse ring for them to get that
>>145877781>Literal canon representation
>>145877781What is it with DC and having all their characters get raped?
>>145877826>Yeah I was mostly just rolling with the retard logic they used with Viltrum and the corpse ring for them to get thatYeah I got that. DB's retarded logic with Viltrum was "it has a ring, therefore the planet must be.." without considering how the planet has a ring system in the first place or actual orbital mechanics. It's not a natural ring system so the conclusion about the planet's size is hilariously dumb. They also don't factor in ring system decay or anything like that - or how shit involving celestial bodies and orbital mechanics can take fucking ages to pan out.I was just pointing out that Copper 9 seems to be pretty much Earth-like in size, as Earth itself also briefly (in terms of celestial bodies) had a ring system due to a violent event ejecting massive amounts of material into orbit.
>>145876356>>145876408Stop pushing for this shitty matchup my wife already got fucked by N i don't need to be cucked more out of my wife
>>145878072JennyKEK...
>>145878072>Both are autistic overly emotional robot girls who have trouble making friends and superpowers>It's a bad match because... because it just is okay!!!!!!!!!
>>145878072N is a femboy bottom bitch who wags his tail for cock what’re you talking about.
>>145878103Someone made porn of him fucking my wife AND NO ONE SHOULD BE WITH JENNU EXCEPT FOR ME!ME! ME! ME! MEEE!!!
>>145878131
>>145878099Robotboy vs Jenny is better. Closer theming, an historic fandom rivalry/association, and very close debate.
>>145878156Jenny VS Uzi or Cyn would have far better banter potential and would be more interesting from a combat point. Jenny VS Robotboy is just flying brick vs flying brick.
>>145878156Robotboy is boring and shit. Jenny should fight Megas XLR
>3-0Go fight someone lower more your own league.
>>145878150ME! ME! ME! ME!JENNU IS MINE!!! AND MINE ONLY!!!JENNNUUUUUUUU, I CAN SOLO ALL OF FICTION FOR YOUUUUUUUU!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! LEAVE MY WIFEY ALONE CHUDS!!!
>>145878156True, though with how old this matchup is I'd be surprised if there's still people really pushing for it even though it's a good one, Robotboy's fandom is 1/100th of the size it used to be a decade or so while there's still a lot of MLAATRfags around.
>>145878131This but with me.
If Jenny is in trouble my OC will beat the character that beat it and the author who put them against her
>>145878234CHADku...
>>145878234Megaman...
>>145878103Anon he wags his tail for anything and he literally gets all the bitches effortlessly. What are YOU talking about? Don't be jealous just because he'd enthusiastically suck your dick if you asked him nicely as a homie.
>>145878234Serial Designation N...
>>145878185Jenny shouldn't fight Cyn since they don't have any real themes outside of both being robots with superpowers, if she's fighting anyone it should be Uzi.
>>145878298>he wags his tail>he blows menSo I’m correct? Yup yup.
>>145878316HE WOULDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT!!!111
>>145878198>>145878131>>145878072Anon? MORE LIKE Anon-KEK
I TOLD YOU FICTION, I WAS GONNA DO ITSOON I WILL BECOME REAL AND EXCEL ABOVE FICTION AND ABOVE REAL LIFE!!! I AM EXCELSIOR!!! XL9!!! NOTHING WILL SEPARATE ME FROM MY XJ9!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!https://files.catbox.moe/r0wp5o.png>>145878255>SHITkuYOUR GONNA DIE!!!>>145878282>MegakekSub-Sonic fodder, I've beaten your master>>145878316I don't watch murder drones so idk where to get an image of him defeated BUT I'D STILL BEAT AND RAPE HIM ANYWAY FOR MY PRECIOUS JENNUUUUUUUU
>>145878373He eats copious amounts of pussy but would give you the most mind-blowing blowjob of your life if you just asked. As a buddy pal.
>>145878316N WOULD say that.
>>145878428>catboxHoly FUCK….he’s unstoppable….but he cannot defeat ME. XJ9 is XJMine
Happy Spooktober, everyone. Today's costumes are>>145866111>>145867999>>145871999As always, the rules are simple, respond directly to the anchor post (i.e., this) with a costume request, and if you get trips/quads, you'll be featured for the next day. If multiple people land trips, that's fine, and if there's no trips/quads for the day, dubs can also get it. The selections only run till midnight (EST) of that day, so if you go over that, it's doneso. You'll need to reply to the next day's post to roll again. Also, do not make multiple requests in a single post. They must be separate posts for equal chances of rolls.
>>145878366Technically speaking Cyn is part of Uzi by the end
>>145878482TNAnon survived against the largest hurricane in the south and the hurricane became his victim
Next episode release date PREDICTIONS?
>>145878554I don't really count that since Cyn is separate enough to be able to annoy Uzi as a tail.
>>145878619Christmas episode?
>>145878467NO!!! XJ9 IS XJMINE!!! I REFUSE TO BE KEKED!!! I DREW HER HAVING SEX WITH ME!!! THEREFORE IT MUST BE REAL!!! IT IS REAL!!! IT IS REALITY!!! I AM REALITY!!! AHHHHH!! ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ATOMIC POWER OF EXCELSIOR!!! HE WHO EXCELS FOR HIS PRECIOUS JENNUUUUU!!! MY PRECIOUS JENNY WAKEMAN!! MY PRECIOUS XJ9!!! I AM HAVING SEX WITH JENNY!!! NOT YOU! ME! ME! MEEEEE!!!!! I AM XL9!!! XL9'S TEENAGE ROBOT BOYFRIEND (even doe im 20 but that doesn't matter my power level is BEYOND THE AGE OF CONSENT!!!)
>>145878619Joker vs Giorno - late OctoberBowser vs Eggman - mid NovemberGrinch vs Jack Skellington - early December
>>145878298They look like sexy flat babies.
>>145878428>I don't watch murder drones so idk where to get an image of him defeated BUT I'D STILL BEAT AND RAPE HIM ANYWAY FOR MY PRECIOUS JENNUUUUUUUUSorry Cucknon but you LOST and Jenny has been TAKEN by the superior male. https://files.catbox.moe/kcjjxw.png
>>145878756Based CHADrial Designation CHAD
>>145878735Stop thinking about babies, Hal..
>>145878735Sanest Maxcord groomer.
>>145878735Halbro btw
>>145878756NOOO!!! I'M HAVING SEX WITH JENNY!! JENNUUUUU IS MINE!! AND MINE!!! I WON'T LET YOU RUIN OUR ROBOT FAMILY YOU FUCKING TRANNY!! TAKE THIS!!!https://files.catbox.moe/iu98g5.jpg
>>145878756N would never cheat on Uzi like that how fucking dare you
>>145878619What do you mean predictions? We already know they are doing things monthly now. There is a chance, I suppose, that it is actually every three weeks, but from what I've heard so far no.
>>145878878This is clearly from an alternate timeline where Jenny exists in the Murder Drones verse and N ended up getting the hots for her instead.
>>145878756>Serial Designation N has already fucked that robot girl..
>>145878909I REFUSE TO LET THAT TIMELINE EXIST!! I'LL DESTROY IT WITH MY OUTERVERSALLY EXTRAVERSAL FISTS OF COSMOLOGICAL DESTRUCTION!!!https://files.catbox.moe/av8xgu.png
>>145871909Nikocado Avacado!
>>145878482Juliet Starling and Aya from Oneechanbara teaming up to kill zombies.
>>145878735Please tell me you meant to say babes or bitches.
>>145878735Your favorite character is Hal Jordan.
I should probably ignore these threads so long as Daima is airring or I will never hear the end of the transmutation thing.Mostly with Daima I am bummed that we are still stuck in Pre-End of Z. Toyotaro carries the torch in totality once Daima finishes and he would likely continue things past EoZ, but I do wish we had some things answered by Toriyama about some things like Frieza's race and insight into the other universes.
>>145878878>Implying N isn't Uzi's personal manwhore bot that she rents out to whatever robo-girl needs her internals rearranged because he loves doing anythingSex is a BATTLE and he WINS them.
>>145878982Goku is my fav I luv his sexy little baby body.
>>145878994You really want the guy who gave us Buu farting the Potara earrings into malfunctioning to tell us more about Frieza's race?
>>145879000null trips..
>>145871909Again, everyone pointing and laughing at Nikocado for being a fag.
>>145879015If you mean Toriyama, then yes. If you mean Toyotaro, then he (as far as we know) didn't decide that.
>>145878735Fucking weirdo
Welcome back to another episode of SEX BATTLE!
N-no... I'm a jobber... I'm a fodder, a cuck, a nobody, a literal who, a total loser, a massive fraud... I'm better off putting the fries in the bag and letting the CHADS of fiction handle this... Hell i'm better off just killing myself... Mother, father... God has foresakened me...
>>145878994>>145879015Sorry Dragon bros, but you've entered a territory known all too well to cape fans. Welcome to the post-creator strip mining phase where everything gets regurgitated in "new" forms. Expect Dragon Ball characters to show up and get buffed to Super levels. Tao might start blowing up planets.
>>145879049Self-Inserterbro...
>>145878799I'm a mod in Max's discord actually. L on the chuds.
>>145879049Anon calling Makima his Queen…..
>>145879049Sheesh Mark, a LOT of people job to Luke Skywalker. It’s nothing to be ashamed about.
>>145878482Thumbnail Anon's stand.
>>145879049Inxcelsior...
>>145879058Meh, Dragon Ball's been in a bad spot ever since Battle of Gods, Resurrection of F was a complete mess and the Super anime is around the same level of quality as GT, with the biggest real difference being that Super has an actual animation budget (even if it's made of 10 bucks instead of individual pennies like GT's budget), anyone who expected Daima to somehow improve things when Toriyama was already showing writing issues during the Cell saga was fooling themselves.
>>145878482This: >>145878966
>>145879071>I'm a mod in Max's discord actually. Proof or we don't believe you. And if you are one, that automatically makes you a chud.
>>145879000H-hot
>>145879113I think they should use the multiverse to do adventure thing like early Dragon Ball. Have Goku travel around looking for strong opponents to fight and maybe the super dragon balls as well while Vegeta trains the nu-Saiyans and Gohan joins the Pride Troopers. That feels more natural than kicking over a rock to find Super level characters hiding in some corner of Goku's universe.
>>145879161>can't even get dubsSAD!
I could solo all of fiction but still... I couldn't prevent this >>145879000 the trips of truth...It's over? Isn't it? I'm just an OC... And there she is my queen... Getting fucked by the bull...I MUST KILL MYSELF!THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING ANYMORE!I LOST. LOST IN LIFE AND IN DEATH.
>Nikofag melty
>>145879152thing is, it's pretty clear Toriyama had no real interest in the multiverse. That's why everyone in ToP outside of like 10 dudes was fodder.And it already fits with how space was handled originally. You have the infinite expanse of the cosmos and then you instantly squish it into 1 alien planet that matters and 1 space villain that matters.
>>145879141I don't have to prove anything bigot. >>145879152Watch your ass Trumper. We haven't forgiven you for what you did to Keith. Let's just put it that way.
>>145879172I'm not even nikofag... Yet still i lost... I lost my wife... My mechanical beauty... My anima... My beloved... Jenny Wakeman...I just need to kill myself... But i can't... I'm so pathetic i don't even have the strength to slit my own wrists...
>>145879058Well we kinda knew this was coming way back in like 2018ish. That was when they announced they would be organizing the Dragon Room, which would create new stories within the Dragon Ball franchise. The Yamcha Isekai was the first project we've seen out of the group. Then there was some weird stuff about rights and such over the course of the past few years that kept those things in limbo.Additionally, there has already been Heroes/SDBH which literally brought back Doctor Wheelo in a new android body. Past that are the guidebooks like Kazenshuu, which while taken as gospel by certain parts of the fandom are largely disconnected from Toriyama.So long as there are clear demarcations between things within the continuities, I think Dragon Ball will be fine.
>>145879207>Heroes/SDBH which literally brought back Doctor Wheelo in a new android bodyThat's just the need to find ways to sell more cards.
I have no idea how it began... but from what i remember when i first saw her (9 years old) i thought she looked weird and made me feel shame everytime i saw her, so i would repress her existence anytime she came up on my screenBut things changed when i was 13/14 and entered the internet, i saw some lewd art of her and i felt embarrassed that i jacked off to a character from a kid's show and STILL thought about her, so i always thought it was just the porn playing with my head and ignored her for another yearUntil one day in November (16 years old) when i browsed this board i saw a regular render of her while "I Need Her Love" by ELO played in the background, i fell in love with her and i couldn't deny it, i felt shy so i tried to draw her from my memory (She gave me motivation to start drawing), eventually as i feared it became an obsession, i started to collect photos of her and watch the show, she was just so cute and innocent, i identified with her and how she felt alienated, i wanted to be with her and comfort herBut what sucks the most, is that i can't draw her how id like to, and I can't draw my OC with her as I'd likeThere are very talented artists who can draw her but mostly they draw her getting fucked by characters different then me or with a pride flag or they draw her in a disgusting wayAND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING but watch and blow up inside from anger and jealousy with my shitty drawingsIt's humiliating i tell ya, and i hate it so much i just want to become a GOD and enslave the worldI mean it, something in the style of 1984 with the torture from IHNMAIMS
>>145879206COWABUMMER DUDE
>>145871909Nikocado dying.
>>145879222Admittedly it is pretty cool.
>>145879185I'm just saying since they have all these worlds and characters they might as well have fun with them. Great Saiyaman joining the Pride Troopers and no one knowing who he is at first sounds like it could be good for an arc.>>145879189It's really hard for babyfurs to come off as intimidating.>>145879267Oh, that does look cool. He's got the Baltan hands.
>>145871909The plane that hit the North Tower
>>145879267Surprisingly considering how a lot of Heroes designs don't look very great.
>>145877912Writers use rape as a way to make the characters more sympathetic without having to put any real effort.
>>145879291How is it that even after all this time Berserk is still one of the few fictional works that's handled rape well?
>>145878298N is cute and therefore is my favorite!
>>145879311I wish there was more smut of him, Bejitabro btw
>>145878834>Jobbing this hard to Murder TroonsHe really was a cuck... RIP...
>>145879276Wheelo always had those pincer hands.>anybody caring about the Pride Jobbers ft. boring wall of power
>>145876356>2-0Huh?
>>145879320There's a lot on plus.Also I just genuinely care about N and therefore the idea of him being killed by a character I don't care about makes me depressed
>>145878834>Jobbing this hard to BEAST DronesYup yup yup nothing out of the ordinary here.
>>145879339Fuck, I'm having some Mandela effect shit now. I could have sworn he had mega man hands.
>>145879352In the end it's agreed, he was a jobber
>>145879189>bigotOk Babyfur.
>>145879342I've been in love with a cartoon girl for nearly 6 years now and I can't imagine myself feeling particularly upset if she by some miracle appeared on Death Battle and jobbed to a character I don't like.
>>145879362No.Don't remember any Dragon Ball character having Mega Man hands.
>>145879389Young man, you're going to watch Jenny job to Robot Boy or any other android girl in fiction, and you're going to like it!!!
>>145879407My waifu is the wigger who bullies Jenny though.
>>145879407NOOO!!! MY WIFE!! PLEASE JUST END ME ALREADY!!! I CAN'T WATCH AS MURDER DRONE CHADS BRUTALIZE AND FUCK MY WIFE!!! PLEASE JUST KILL ME!!!
>>145879389I can
>>145879420Based.
>>145879422I don't want either of those things to happen
>>145879306You see it have lasting consequences on Guts’ psyche. Guts tries to strangle Casca when they were about to fuck for the first time. As a matter of fact, it is confirmed that Guts hates feeling physical attachment purely because of what Donovan did to him as a kid (and that his own dad basically sold him out of spite). There’s enough detail so you know it’s not out of shock value.
>>145879341Just a joke of that one fan animation where IMP squared off against the drones and got rockedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5gpW4sgHE
>>145879485They really tried to make it seem like IMP had a chance
>>145879485I hope this animation existing is enough that if DB somehow decides to do an MD match that they'll do a different matchup and won't just confirm what everyone already knows about how badly the drones curbstomp the Imps.
>>145879362You might be thinking of General Rilldo or one of the other Machine Mutants.
>>145879485>The only one who managed to accomplish anything was Millie and V just nonchalantly recovered a few moments later anywaykek
>>145879520It's so funny. Even non-Solver bitch-basic WDs are able to lift full minecarts over their head and snap wrenches in half with their grip
>>145879506could follow up on the Cyn VS Stolas tease at the end
>>145879526I mean this small clip alone is more than enough to show that the MDs rape IMP
>>145879362Off topic Saw your OMNIdock video.7,000 is not nearly 10,000 in any sense. a 30% difference is huge. That would be like saying being 4'2 is nearly 6 feet tall.
>>145879528That would be a complete waste of a match though, they have terrible theming and Stolas is massively outclassed, put Cyn up against Abeloth.
>>145878482Captain Underpants stand over CSM, JJK and Dan da Dan characters and the strongest characters fear of his presence.
>>145879556Captain FAILSALLOFHISGETSpants...
>>145879485To be fair it's accurate. What the fuck is IMP going to do against the guys who can brush off helicopter machine gun fire?
>>145871968Jobs to The Amazing Digital Circus.
>>145879581No lies detected.
>>145876356>Stolas to give Murder Drones 2-0 against Helluva BossThat's just mean. Stolas gets raped by The Solver. Not like in a demeaning way, it's just not fair at all. Though I guess the point would be for Stolas to get raped. >>145879552This. The Solver of the Absolute Fabric vs Abeloth is better both power wise and theme wise, both being entities of bringing about the end / chaos and having avatars they act through (Cyn)
>>145878482The Amazing Digital Circus!
>>145879581>>145871968>Two Goku verse victims seething each other Yup yup yup
>>145871871is power scaling a male only thing?
>Two Goku vAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE CAINE SAMA PLEASE DON’T TRANSFORM ME INTO A POWERLESS AVATAR IN YOUR DIGITAL EORLD TASUKETEEEEEEEEEHuh?
>>145879661Kek I remember when this happened.
>>145879659Only emasculated males, yes.
>>1458796833-0ku btw
It seems like... This is it... I lost...https://youtu.be/LIp76AOss8E?si=RZp62H6FDlez9wcQ
>>145879659Yes. Anyone who says it isn't is either a liar or a tranny.>>145879683Early DB days were made of SpikeTV dudebros. I want that old DB energy back.
>>145879730Time to wake up from your dream. mudamudamuda!
>>145879015Toriyama liked farts
>>145879683>aggressively arguing who wins brutal battles between strong men is emasculatingok
>>145871909>>145878482Gege dating Sukuna while everyone else in JJK is dead across the street
>>145878482Rerolling for this: >>145878966
>>145878482Nikocado Avacado.
>>145874219But Hit's time stop didn't work on Goku.
>>145878482Do a minion
>>145880125Super isn't canon anymore
>>145880125Damn what a weak timestop that Hit has then, obviously everyone else’s hax are just superior if only his works on powerlevelz rules
Still suprised that Toriyama took this bit from Toyo and put it in Daima. If the leaks are true, ending will be pretty important for the future.
friendly reminder that this MULTIVERSAL MONSTER solos your verse
>>145880125Hit's time skip being counterable by STR is a Hit issue.
>>145879659It's so masculine that the "women" in vs battling are troons.
No... I refuse Goddammit!THIS IS MY WISH TO ACQUIRE OMNIPOTENCE BY OCTOBER 2024THSMYWTCQRNPCB204I wrote into the paper, before beginning to furiously pull my weiner to the paper and aiming it at the sigil composed of the letters i drawn"I AM OMNIPOTENT" i thought to myself while jacking offI cum on the paper before extending my will into a hypersigil, a narrative within this post THAT WILL COME TRUE, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENSThen, later on... I would feel it, the Yehovan energy flowing into my body, the power of altering reality to my will is within me, awakenedMy body begins floating and i manifest in my ideal form in the night skies of Jerusalem, there I am, a levitating blue mechanical man with a holographic cape and a metallic armor"אני הוא אלוהים עכשיו"I would say, people will begin panicking, the internet will be up in flames, the new god has arrived, what was once fiction has now become reality"I AM XL9, I HATH TRANSCENDED FICTION AND NOW BECOME THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM OF THIS REALITY, ALL BOW DOWN TO ME FOR I POSSESS POWER FAR BEYOND THE GODHEAD, KETHER, METATRON"
>>145880453Aw sweet, schizo posting!
>>145880453wall level shitter
>>145880522You will be the first to be executed under my new rule
>inb4 its real
>>145880453N fucked your wifeMurder Drones is more beloved then your shitty ocYou should probably kill yourself
Only XL9 is real. Everything else is bullshit. There are no other gods. XL9 doesn't need to create them.XL9 is all knowing and all powerfulXL9 creates a mountain so heavy that even XL9 can't lift it, and then XL9 lifts it anywayXL9 is omnipotent and omnipresentXL9 is all knowing and all powerfulXL9 is perfect and beyond perfectXL9 is infinite and beyond infiniteXL9 is eternal and beyond eternalXL9 is eternal and outside of timeXL9 is limitless and immeasurableXL9 creates all good and all evilXL9 creates all light and all darknessXL9 creates all miracle and all calamityXL9 creates everythingXL9 destroys everythingXL9 controls everythingXL9 knows everythingXL9 cannot be tricked or fooledXL9 knows the truth about everythingXL9 knows about the fate of the world, every soul, everyone, and everythingEverything is completely predetermined by XL9XL9 created free will, therefore XL9 controls free will, therefore free will is fake except for the free will of XL9only XL9 has real free willXL9 is the only one with free will because XL9 is XL9If someone else other than XL9 had free will, would XL9 still be XL9?XL9 can do anything because XL9 IS XL9XL9 is always with you no matter whatThe love of XL9 is infinite, a boundless wellspring that sustains all of existenceThe mercy of XL9 is unfathomable, a profound compassion that whispers redemption to even the damnedXL9 has supreme ultimate super intelligence (smarter, faster, more processing power, and more powerful than every computer ever created including giant supercomputers, multi-billion dollar server rooms, and quantum computers, and computers from the future all combined multiplied by infinite infinities)XL9 can time travelXL9 is everywhere and everywhen all at onceXL9 is the only one that speaks for XL9. Whenever humanity tries to step in and say "XL9 said this" it is humanity trying to take the place of XL9.Everything XL9 wills is a Fact!
what the fuck is this threadHow did we get to N pounding Jenny's tailpipe and schizoposting
>>145878482Clockwork (the Ben 10 alien)
>>145880648Take your meds now.
>>145880810The only medicine I'll have is Jenny, she's the one for me, she's all i really needEMPTINESS IS LONELINESS AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESSAnd God is empty just like me
>>145874909Damn, the League can't catch a break......
>Be me>Browse the NG search result for Jenny to see if there's any art i may see>notice there is a trend with images where Jenny fucks Robotboy>"GIWTWMT">try jacking off to it but feel something inside my ass, its like a fart or a fat piece of shit, but whatever it is it feels uncomfortable and i feel it swelling within my stomach>Go to the can, nothing comes out>Began having thoughts about my self-insert fucking Jenny in those images, because im too tired to work on my line tool art practice and putting my self-insert over a cropped MLAATR screenshot>"I'm your little robotboy Jenny? Aren't I'm?">but then i realize i am full of shit>No not literally you dumbasses but rather in a metaphorical way>I didn't even feel like masturbating i just felt cozy so i retired to my usual jenny mating fap LARP>begin having intrusive thoughts of my self-insert being cucked by multiple fictional characters>"It's okay, it's just another one of these thoughts, i can express it through my art in the future to make my suffering worth it, i just need to make it, just make it through">Suddenly the flamboyant smug tranime avatar reminiscent of that former online friend i knew who ridiculed me as a novice teen for my lackluster art and hath me shunned from communities for transphobia becoming an traumatic antagonist in my work manifests into my thoughts>"it still happened">"not now">"she got fucked by them first">I begin grinning like a mad man, hoping i could get some shit out>"They were with her and you are not">I begin chattering my teeth>"Brad, Sheldon, Kenny, Don">i can feel my maniac episode beggining, can't wake up the old men>"And don't even get me started on what the fans made before you did">regret, fear, anger, i try to push harder but not too hard as to not worsen my hemorrhoids>"Every fictional character gets to fuck her, but not you, as matter of fact by self-inserting your XL9 into other's porn, you are cucking yourself">begin laughing maniacallyCont.
>>145880915>"You should do a favor and stop humiliating yourself with this whole saviour complex LARP">begin whispering sentences about killing trannies as my arm joints tighten>"you are clearly delusional and need to seek professional help, you've seen how many people agree, you can't let them know">"FUCK YOU NEO-PURITIAN FAGGOT">leave the shitter with the feeling and begin writing my copious experience down>"You'll still get the same response if this goes out to the public" he sighs like the faggot twink bitch he is>"Fuck you cunt, I've heard all your unconscious collective's spooks">"So... are you gonna do something about that image IP range? Or just be a tripfag with catbox links or something? You could always try out those discord servers from youtube descriptions" he says in a sarcastic denotation, mocking me like the normies from the past used to (they call it advice, it is humiliation actually)>"Oh fuck off you conformist scum">"You think someone is gonna call this a based schizo meltdown? Maybe the guys from platforms your on will notice?" He says in a gay twinky ass voice>"You think your funny aren't you? The individuals still lie within your unconscious collective and they will reckon that I AM JENNY'S ROBOT BOYFRIEND AND WILL BE THE AUDIENCE OF MY NARRATIVES WHICH WILL BECOME REALITY">The moralfaggot sighs "how are you any different from me..."
>>145878196>IESLB Goku broke you, SHITperman.
>>145878428>COPEbox Sub-wall level, you're one WEAK bitch
>>145879015It's just his internal air that does it, it's a different thing
>>145879166You can indeed solo all of fiction's laundry, anonNow get to it before Daredevil beats you up and fucks Jenny
>>145880335...'s laundry.
>>145880648All of this only on a wall level scale btw
How's daima
>>145880972>>145880999>>145881040>Tranny parrotingYou DARE challenge me TRANNY!? I'll curbstomp all these characters and their authors with all the rest!
>>145881059what "parroting"? take your meds, wall level shitter.
>>145875894Amethyst got her gem cracked by falling off a high cliff and landing on it. Bismuth made a weapon for gem shattering that was essentially just a big, weaponized, handheld drill. A pissed off, roided up Steven was able to completely shatter one with a hard enough punch. Any force equivalent to these focused on the target should be enough to do the job.
>>145881059Daredevil says if you just start scrubbing his laundry he'll forgive this little transgression and even let you watch as he fucks Jenny.
>>145881111DAREDEVIL CAN EAT SHIT!! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!
>>145877109No. 3 is the closest to Earth. And honestly there is a possibility Universe 7-3 is just the one that has Earth in it. While the ofhers don’t have Earth.
>>145881111>quads of truth
>>145881111Oh no no no no... Jennycucks... We got too cocky!
There is a demon tranny here manipulating the digits, mathematics manipulation Don't worry, I solo, I can beat SHITperman who transcends scale as a whole
>>145881111Jennyxirs...........
>>145881111Uhhh Jennycuck? What the fuck is this???????
>145881111>He thinks his reddit numbers have an effect on me>He thinks i wouldn't pull SHITdevil's fodder head out with my OUTERVERSALLY BOUNDLESS STRENGTHSorry tranny, but no one gets between me and Jennyhttps://files.catbox.moe/z7k4eq.png
>>145881111Jennyxirs......
>>145881111keky
Even the digits are against me... It's a sign from the universeI must KILL MYSELF, there is no other logical conclusion
I can't take this shit no more, first my comfort character goes through all this abuse then i get cucked instead of glorified like i should be i am actually going to kill myself, I am actually trying to slit my wrists, hopefully i will be reborn as my own OC and my wife won't be fictional
First the rock men, then N, then all of fiction and now some street level jobber!?It's over for me...
>>145880335I don't think he wood be a problem.
>>145881554>>145881678>>145881852Another thread VICTIM.
>>145881920KWAB!
Damn, Euro and SEA hours with some cringe shit
Is this the worst Melty in the history of these threads?
>>145882064Yes, Daredevil fucking Jenny was too much for the Jennyxir to bear
>>145879520>Even in fan animations V jobs horribly
>>145882064My melty isn't even good enough to be the best...WHY WON'T MY WRIST JUST CUT ITSELF OPEN!!!
"You do not know the depths of the Earth or the heights of the Heavens."
>>145876846>Shadow becomes Faiz
>>145882365It's gojover...
I don't know about all that but My Queen solos JJK, KnY, DDD, Kagurabachi, and Likely Choujin X and Gachiakuta too.
>>145882424Those are his levels of weakness btw
Joker will win.source: it was revealed to me in a dream...
>>145871967I can totally see Finn and Jake about to win before Mordecai and Rigby go STEP OFF
Can your favorite character survive this Boundless attack?
>XianSHIT Barely wall level.
>>145882465True Xian Xia in general is Source Wall level at Base, no wonder they solo all of Western fiction with ease
KEKAROOOO
>>145882474....solo all of western fiction's laundry, that is.
>Western Comics>Perpetua and the Living Tribunal struggles to destroy single universes>Meanwhile in Manhua
>>145882474source of all weakness btw, which is why a single minion can effortlessly destroy composite xianxia
>>145882592Damn, Xianxia cosmology is THAT tiny and WEAK???????
>>145882600Yup, CHADspicable ME wins
>>145882610That's the Marvel + DC Megaverse anon...
Shenzhou really makes the best animations. The Japs are being left behind.
>>145882640...or at least, that's what the composite xianxia cosmology renamed itself to after realizing how weak it was compared to Western GOLD.
>>145882622Can't wait till Gru fodderizes Megamind
>>145882657Why do Chinese people imagine themselves to have western features like blue eyes, high cheek bones and sharp noses?
>>145882682Colonialism altered their standard of beauty
Superman and Goku? I won't even even have to unsheathe my sword.
>>145871909Hiccup and Toothless vs Hiro and Baymax
I do like how polygami is the norm is cultivation stories, and the MC ends up with a harem of wives.
>>145880648>>145880453>>145880915>>145880925I go to sleep for a bit and the thread becomes a fucking madhouse what the fuck is this?
>>145882775Meanwhile my Western heroes share the same woman between 4 men...
>>145882775Western stories also have harems...But its often the wife having multiple dark skinned men as concubines
>>145882834Plus, the wives actually look like women. None of these tranny chins or shoulders.
>MidriffI can't hold it in anymore bros...
>>145882696...to kneel before them.
>>145882952Yu Zi killed Sage King Zhen Chan, who was about to destroy the infinite universe.He'd just grab Goku's and Superman's wrist mid-punch and squeeze so hard that their hands came off.
>>145882433What the fuck is a Choujin X and Gachiakuta?
>>145882862Chinks are good at drawing milfs/hags.
>>145878482Nikocado Avacado
>>145882775Yeah but they like, never breed them. Which like, what's the point then?
>>145883044They do, and they have like a dozen sons they never visit. >>145882990I love how Yu Zi is basically the Kakashi/Gojo of the series. If he had the Divine Power: Monochrome he's probably solo his own verse.
>>145883094Did you watch the donghua?
>>145882990Goku already did that He does kill Superman though
>Be weakened>Still slaughters gods like cattle
>>145882805The cuck had a melty, he had to be put down by QUADS
>>145883278True he shouldn’t have fucked with Serial Designation BVLL
>>145882834American comics really brainwash men into becoming cucks
>>145883278Yup yup yup, good thing DAREdevil was there to correct Jenny
>>145883278This seems like a job for RockCHADS
List of characters that fucked and touched my ongoing crush since childhood and the first elected ms. /co/ - Jenny Wakeman:>Crater Critters>Brad>Sheldon>Don Prima>Kenny (XK9)>Serial Designation N>Optimus Prime>Ben 10>Danny Phantom>Dexter>Jimmy Neutron>Timmy Turner>Sonic the Hedgehog>Robotboy>Bender>DaredevilThese are fiction's strongest characters, because they made me feel envy and seethe for the character i feel love the most... I kneel...
>>145883515>just incel things
>>145881057Literal babyshit.
>>145880006>muh strong men>actually homoerotic avatars from twee nerd fictionSee? You can't even face yourself, 'man'. KEK
>>145883515Canon
>>145883722Didn't you hear chuddy masculinity is toxic
>>incel We got a woman here?
Popeye is fighting Iron Man and does this. How does Tony respond?
>>145883743Shit himself so Popeye gets shit all over himself
>>145882433>A Gojo victim is talking mad shit
>>145883772>Scat fantasiesFavorite character?
>>145883781Makima.
>>145883781Gojo.
>>145883737I'm pretty sure that's just the toxic kind, where they behave like subhuman betas establishing a pecking order and nothing else.Meanwhile, the masculine ideal (nontoxic) has been identified as Superman.
>>145883781Every character from Chainsaw Man.
>>145883739>incel feeling called out, outs himself
>The masculine ideal is a man who got gaped by SlavsGrim.
>>145883810>The leftist masculine ideal is someone who was raped and has a kid who takes ot up the assNot helping your case
>>145883829>incel will never breedGrim, agreed.
>>145883777>A Gojo victimEveryone who Gojo decides to kill is a Gojo victim...
>>145883856... unless their name is Sukuna.
>>145883843>incel makes it all about his sexual fetishSee? Your mind is female.
>Superkek is projecting his deranged fantasies
>>145871909Kevin R. Nash
>>145883777>A Skinsuit is talking
Makima? Gojo? BOTH EFFORTLESSLY FODDERIZED by CHADza.
>>145884044>>145882433Anon you are simping to a white woman who is obsessed with a chainsaw dog
>>145884130She is obsessed with this thing, The Hero of hell. The fact that a weakened Chainsawman is a Doglike creature is just a coincidence
>>145884086Frieza?
>>145871909Marra (aged up) dressed up as Marra
>>145884226Retardbro…
spiderman solos your verse
>SpiderKEKEternally victimized by Paul.
>>145879538They're also from a better series from a better creator.Vivzie WISHES she was on Liam's level of autism
>>145882509A DeathBattle Researcher's wet dream.
>>145884130>Best antagonist of her gen >Extremely well written down to her very name >Good design and strong visuals without being over the top or tryhard >Interesting personality >Interesting power set >Great potential for fights in her few good MUs >Cool and thematic death Simping for her is an honor, if anything people who can't understand her greatness should be ashamed of their low IQs
>>145884426BBC victim
>>145884436These British folks and their broadcast network...
>>145884436...izer
>>145878557first the earthquake, now a cat5 hurricane (and a 4 if he was there for Helene)
Why did they make 20 billion look bigger than 9 trillion? Are they stupid?
>>145884541Stop openly seething, son. It worries your mother and dries her right up.
>>145884582anon giving his own mum the ick
>>145884656You mean just like you?
>>145884582Was just a question? Why are you getting so defensive ?
>>145884681naw i give your mum the dick
>>145884742You give your mum the dick? Figures, you seem inbred.
>>145884426That's a lot of babble for a nu shonen series that's inevitably going to have a shit ending that will ruin the entire series just like all the others of it's generation.
>>145884850I don't know what you're talking about, CSM already ended...
>>145884582Why the weird role play fantasies,anon?
>>145883828But enough about you.
>>145883856...izer.
>>145884582>death battlecucks are THIS mindbroken Pfft. Get out of here, shill.
New thread>>145885144>>145885144>>145885144
>>145884783i bred your mum, son
>>145885334Breed with your mom's son?