dance my circuslings>>153591150
>>153594803If you write a song specifically for a movie to use for the end credits for he characters to dance to, you get sent to the lowest level of hell. Hitler is on the third lowest levelSerial killers are on the second lowest level
Anyone got that edit of ribbit with runny make up
jesus christ her head is so gigantic
First borger post of the thread.
Grabbing my own chunky man ass to get an idea of what grabbing an ass could feel like
Jax like girls with big heads
I believe in the RRJ agenda
>>153594803Nice to see happy Jax, but fuck that Jester is so sexy
Tranny show
It's your fault she dropped her hotdog. Apologize.
>>153594824I CANT STOP THE FEELINGJUST DANCE DANCE DANCE
>>153594873>Tranny showThe title of your life!
smol
me and Evil Ragatha just got done getting married, elvis wedding style. no big fancy wedding, she insisted. and caine was dressed up in sequins and rhinestones and married us. then we took turns carrying each other to a car (don't remember what it looked like) and we went to her room (basically Ragatha's room, just color swapped) then we "consummated" the marriage, like 8 or 9 times, during which she kept moaning or yelling about "give me a baby you f@%&$#!!!. and afterward, we were just talking then she kept mentioning how i "made a mess" of her then she "showed me". i then picked her up to go to the shower and thats thr last thing i remember. then i woke up with a case of morning glory and some nocturnal emissions
The Digital Circus characters having an epic dance song at the end of the finale, except for Jax, who is being eaten by a dragon.
>>153594873not yet, come back after the finale
Ragatha collects phonebooks
>>153594876>smashes the hotdog with my footthats what you get for stealing my food you stupid jester!aslo I put that banana peel so you would fall like a stupid jester that you are!
We WILL have a camrip watchalong for chqds that refuse to give them any money.
>>153594873Jax hasn’t come out yet be nice
>>153594886Jax should kick her
>>153594904not if the Koreans sue them into oblivion first
>>153594876Gomen gomen
>>153594876no apologies. no mercy
>>153594899They make good doorstops
Ragatha's pussy gets wet when you give her headpats
>>153594934o-only when its me, right?
>>153594778Thanks, anon. I don't really draw Gummi, so I didn't want to go crazy with a character I'm not experienced with. There were talks of making hil chocolate n, but I thought it might be redundant with Evil Loola, so I stuck to the candy theme. I did consider making an eclair gator, but I wouldn't have known how to go about it and there are already similar plans for the Good Fudge. Looking forward to your own spin!
>>153594934Canon
There are some other cool Digital Circus threads out there. Heads up if anyone wants to check them out.>>153593799>>153559769 >>153583074 >>153576576 >>153591120 >>153530425
>>153594890That or he's dancing in Circus jail
>>153594956BALD!
Ragatha is evil
>>153594960>FUCK YOU
>>153594934What’s the dom side of the praise kink? Giving praise kink? I have that.
>>153594961good
baldgatha shaved her head because anon once gave her a compliment
>>153594967I’ll be sure to complement her hair next time instead of just her scalp.
new whiteboardhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25720646-7852-4024
i wanna give Ragatha head pats
>>153594830This is an incel that never touched women btw
>>153594979You can barely see Kaufmo.
>>153594964It’s still a praise kink but you are into the giver role. You can also call it affirmation play.
>>153594979You lost
>>153594979you’ve never smiled in a photo before?
also OC anchor here, starting with my own, longhairgatha!
i love Ragatha unconditionally
Before she got trapped in the circus, Ragatha molested a preteen to vent all the frustration she felt from her mother’s abuse, but then she immediately felt guilty and ran away... That preteen was Jax
I can’t believe Jax lost his virginity to a Polaroid camera
>>153594967>>153594972
>>153594994That’s okay it wasn’t her it was her mind donor. Ragatha was born in 2008 in a computer.
>>153594994TADC if Goose wasn't a coward
That man…? Grew up to be Albert Einstein.
>>153595016>Oh fuck, this loser has the hots for me…
>>153594951I’m mad I can hear this gif
>>153594903Die, freak.
>>153595022It's not nice to call Pomni a loser, Jax.
Pomni's burger? I ate it
>>153594830Anyone??
>>153595033(Jax is unaware)
>>153595034
>>153595029>dodges it easily and runs away
Ragatha would never molest Jax, she is a good girl. Gangle was the one that molested him after getting mad for dropping out of college
>>153595040Unaware of how insensitive he is! I get that he's gay but c'mon, he can have a little more tact
>>153595034Nice job Pomni, I’ll whip you up another.
>>153595041Everyone in this thread failed to protect her smile, and now you have to see her like this on the big screen. I hope you’re happy.
Jax’s creepy uncle deflecting his crimes onto women
Jax's uncle is the Cincinnati Sex Pest
>>153595073Get him gangle
Pomni and Jax confessing their feelings>In unison >"I'm in love with you" >"I'm in love with Gangle"...>In unison >"what">"what"
>>153595075
Gangle deserves to be bullied for wanting to be a comic artist when all her drawings are mediocre at best, even after spending years in the circus doing nothing but drawing
>>153595075>>153595073
Gangle has captured the bnnuy!
>>153595088Her problem is that she never tries to improve.
you guys keep posting gangle, and im gonna post "it"
>>153595081>Pomni actually gets offended>"Fucking Gangle? I could understand Zooble or even Ragatha, but Gangle?"
26 days until June 4th!
>>153595096Wait for a crikey post before that man
>>153595092She's eating well tonight.
>>153595081I can’t believe Pomni is in love with Gangle bros
>>153595104too late,im posting it
>>153595089>You’re a talented artist, GangleWhy is Jax lying?
here, take them and shut up
>>153594979Don't be mean to Ribbit.
>>153595114Want cheeseburger
>>153595114*stuffs them in a sack and takes them to the nearest river*
>>153595114*Close the box so they die a slow and painful death by suffocation*
>Jax gets to bully THIS
>>153595107A so called viltrumite betraying the ragathug brotherhood?!Seize him!
>>153595114*takes them home and gives them a long, happy, healthy and full life*
>>153595119>smashing maskNow what?
>>153595119Its like kicking a dandelion that cries
>>153595126You're gonna be spending hundreds every single day on hamburgers, you'll be destitute within a month.
Holy shit, it just started raining really fucking hard.
>>153595137Goose predicted this "rain" phenomenon
>>153595136They’re signing autographs to autists I’m making bank.Then we go home and I throw 20 patties on the grill.
Oh fuck, thunder too...
Who doesn’t like rain if you’re not driving in it
i just shit so hard that my legs feel weak
>>153595161>ragatha...
>>153595167Who are you quoting
I had a nightmare that Jax and I were tied to two railroad tracks that split further up the road. There was a trolley coming down the tracks, which if it kept its current course, would certainly crush me to death. But beside both tracks there was a lever, where Pomni was standing. I was in a state of panic. Would she flip the lever and save me, dooming Jax in the process? Or would she leave the lever be, cleaning her hands of any action but leaving me to my fate?It was strange to note, but Pomni had no cutters or knife or any means to untie us, but what she did have was a 8" strap-on tight around her hips...
>>153595181noooo, pomniiii, that's how you get diabetus
>>153595181
Blood is groos, I mean who would want to be sucked off by a Pomni vampire? And by sucked off I mean she sucks out your blood and stops on the verge of you dying by blood loss, haha who would want that...
>>153595208Not me. Now, if you had said Ragatha...
VamPomni will drain you dry
>>153595208gross*
pomni feet
>>153595230
Do you think Pomni's parents are embarrassed that Pomni shows affection by biting?
>>153595252They must be used to it by now. I hope she can take a nibble too, I want to love bite.
Need pomni
>>153595266No, I need pomni.
Butt pillow role reversal
>>153595114*chucks them in a wood chipper one by one*
>>153595288I thought Ragatha's hand was Pomni's butt ripping through the pajama shorts for a moment.
https://files.catbox.moe/ungj7u.jpegShe’s so smug
Jester tongue pressing into your jugular and carotid
>>153595313Shit from a butt
>>153595312>Jester tongue pressing into your jugular and carotidwhy is this sentence so hot
>>153595310TURN AROUND RETARD
>>153595310
Bodyswapping with Ragatha episodehttps://files.catbox.moe/2ycgxd.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/34w0wm.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/4shrx9.jpeg
You can't claim there's anything wrong with being a virgin well into your 20's without admitting you think kids should have sex.
>>153595331There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin into your 20s.
>>153595331Kids do have sex. Like as soon as they learn it's a thing they start fucking each other. That's what high school was like if you weren't a total loser.
>>153595329It’s too bad Jax can’t cross the 4th wall. I’m sure a femanon could fix him.
>>153595341>Kids should have sexI rest my case
>>153595341Retarded modern system that is already on the decline.
>>153595355Just like birthrates for everyone that falls for your actually retarded propaganda. But that's part of the plan, so I guess it's not really a problem for you.
This nigga thinks kids should have sex
>>153595363Birth rate is entirely economics.
>>153594830Anyone pleaaseee someone's gotta have that image
Seriously… don’t.
>>153595235haha ragatha hats
Pomni is the most straight girl in the world>Her most important relationships are with men (Jax, Kinger, and Gummigoo)>She shows almost no interest in the girls when they’re having problems, but she does show interest in men when they’re having problems>She doesn’t like being touched, but Jax only had to be somewhat nice to her for a couple of hours to make her hug him
>>153595310No wonder this nigga so sad, before pomni ribbit really was the only one
>>153595380Yeah, must be why it's lower than even the great depression, pure economics
>>153595235
>>153595337>>153595341The duality of man
>>153595235>bottom right ragatha
>>153595401Crooked capitalism has advanced. Systemically adopted feminism is purely to double the workforce, normalizing dual income households so they can raise the cost of living to match it. This has a side effect of plummeting the birthrate.
Ragatha's application for the small wiener club was rejected.
>>153595436Ragatha secretly likes smaller penises because it means the sex feels less sinful.
>the birthrate is falling>clearly we shouldn’t go back to the system that had the stronger birthrate we need to keep pushing ahead with the sexual revolution
I need someone to love me
>>153595436She’s female so that makes sense.>>153595442She doesn’t have anything to compare (you)rs to.
>>153595443Uh progress always good, chuddy. Besides, we can just import a billion indians, problem "solved"
>>153595452>>153595442she always preferred the small... toys, the big ones just felt strange, wrong.
>>153595447God loves you.
i want princess loolilalu, ragatha and evil ragatha
>>153595463I mean sexually
marry and reproduce
Zoob
>>153595473Ok, now spawn a girlfriend in front of me so I can reproduce
>>153595471Oh. Well you can’t guarantee that, but that isn’t a need, you can live a good life without it if you’re doomed (you probably aren’t).
>>153595475i wanna tickle zooble...
>>153595488>Bro, you don't NEED sex bro, it's overrated bro, it's fine bro, so what if I have sex as often as I possibly can bro, it's overrated bro
>Goose makes ZooblexJax canon at the last moment of the last episodeHow we will react?
>>153595473I will with Pomni my name isn’t Jax
>>153595488>you can live a good life without itthis is the ultimate ragebait
>>153595498I want it to be GanglexJax for endless shitstorm
>>153595498
>>153595487You wouldn't be able to fuck even if I did spawn your dream girl in front of you and already in a relationship with you
>>153595497Oh no, it’s great. Worth pursuing, completely changed my self confidence. Normalfags are lying or don’t have the awareness to appreciate it. But not everyone can. Most people who think they can’t actually can if they try, but there are those that are actually doomed. For those people I say, it’s not the meaning of life, and you can live a good one without it, promise.
>>153595511>You wouldn't be able to fuck even if I did spawn your dream girl in front of you and already in a relationship with youwhat do you mean? im confused
>>153595523He has ED and is projecting.
>>153595504Sorry.
>>153595523I'm calling you a permavirgin autist who can't talk to girls. Sorry for the confusion, I should've led with that.
Gangle wrapping around Jax's body and slowly digesting him into purple goo
>>153595498I jump up in the theater seat and yell KINO at the screen because it’s the best Jax ship with a living character.
You guys doing okay? You seem more autistic than usual.
>>153595542>You guys doing okay?no
>>153595532>I'm calling you a permavirgin autist who can't talk to girls.I can talk to girls, I talk to cashier ladies all the time
>>153595542Its called a manic episode and you’re getting three more threads of it
>>153595542This is actually rather mild autism for the weekend, it'll get worse later.
>>153595542Really? I was holding back.
>>153595547>I can talk to girlsTeach me :(
>>153595560well its like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>153595560Where are you at can you do friendly or are you not even there
>>153595542you aint seen nothin'!!
Bunnydoll should become canon just because of how big the meltdown would be, just look at all the people it would make mad>Funnybunnyfags>Jesterdollfags>Ribbitrabbitfags>Jaxfags who want to fuck him>Jaxfags who think he is a tranny>Ragathugs>Ragathafags who think she's a lesbian>Lesbian Ragathafags>Jaxhaters>Ragathahaters
>>153595574Bunnydoll would achieve levels of seethe previously thought impossible. At that point the debate over what causes the biggest shitstorm is bunnydoll, trans jax being real, or Ragatha abstracting brutally.
>>153595542Blame the sperg of last thread pretending to not see shit that is in the show Now he's pissy and attacking everyone
im in the state of constant inaction, im just sitting here eating slop and watching youtube videos on the side, this is hell
>>153595570>can you do friendlyNo, women call me abrasive
>>153595498I would be very annoyed and I'm a multi-shipper that enjoys enemies to lovers stories like crack, at this point only a full retelling of TADC could make ZooblexJax work, for comparison i see episodes 4 and 5 as a good point to start ribbun and bunnydoll what ifs, we have zero shit to work with Zooble(by the beach episode she is already scissoring with Gangle).
>>153595586you’re still butthurt over your headcanons huh
I;m thinking about thos Gators
>>153595355It is normal in the rest of the world since the dawn of time. Only the United States and Canada are this bizarrely puritanical.
>>153595614Welcome to Florida
>>153595620Civilization was not exclusive to the us and canada.
>>153595621>Pomni's trauma was the weekend she spent in floridaand people laughed at me...
>>153595626>pretending to not understand things award
>>153595621If Florida has sexy cartoon candy gators, I will move across this hell of a country right now to bag me one.
>>153595604Okay. Self assessment, are you monotone? Overly emotional? Cold? Autistic? What’s the rub?
>>153595560Talking to girls is easy. Just complain about another girl they know who isn't in the immediate vicinity. All girls are desperate to bitch about each other behind their backs to inflate their egos.
>>153595620>You're a prude if you don't think kids should have sex
Pomni get pub sub
Pomni hereI love Jax for being manly and dominant
>>153595639>Autistic?Yeah, that about sums it up.>>153595641That sounds like a great way to make them think I'm a catty gay man
>>153595650well, the objective was get 'em talking
>>153595647>pub subA hero and a pint sounds lovely, actually
>I will fuck EVERYONE in this thread except Jax
>>153595473Absolutely with Jax.
>>153595649Don’t we all
>>153595650>make them think I'm a catty gay man>thinking women aren't crazy for homosDid vivzipop, tumblr and manga teach you nothing?
>>153595676As far as I'm aware, women don't want to fuck gay men
>>153595649Sometimes, they take turns.
>>153595574I'm a funnybunny guy who likes bunnydoll too, sooooo-
About to marathon a five hour long reaction video of episode 8, wish me luck!
>>153595698>reaction videoKill yourself
Our response Ragathugs?
>>153595704It's always good to prune out the fake fans.
>>153595642Kids having sex with kids is a thing that happens normally.What is problematic is when adults have sex with kids. Then it is morally and legally wrong and the offending adult must be prosecuted.
>>153595704Silly idea thinking I'm a GLITCH fan and not just a Digital Circus fan
>>153595642There are teens fucking right now.
>>153595601I go to work and do the same when i get home.
>>153595685
>>153595669because Jax will fuck you instead
>>153595473No one ever lets Pomni birth human babies.
>>153595704That's a fake fan for sure.
>>153595719>>153595729>Kids be fuckingNow derive an "ought" from an "is"
I got some free vodka from a wedding, should I just drink away my sorrows?
I want to fuck them all
>>153595770Sorry to hear that
>>153595762Got any cranberry or orange juice?
>>153595731Best ship everPeeb[/spoiler] and Dax
>>153595753Let me guess, you think communism can work?
>>153595774only lime juice
>>153595753That's your words. I never said That's the way things ought to be. Just that it is a normal thing that happens and pretty much every culture outside of Americans accept it as so.
>>153595770Please be a woman
Any updates on the cancelled screenings? Has Glitch explained themselves yet?
we are all homosexual national socialists now
>>153595783>Non sequitur>>153595790>I'm not saying kids should have sex. I just happen to bring it up every single time someone implies kids shouldn't have sex.
>>153595805Kim Jon Un told goose that if they show the movie in south korea, then they will cross the 38th parallel and annex south korea
>>153595788Kek, I was downing vodka/lime in water just last nightIt does the job
>>153595819With what? 50 year old equipment and malnourished soldiers that have zero combat experience, trained by a generation who also had no combat experience?
Interrupting your pedo shit with two pomnis kissing
>>153595810So that's a 'yes.' Explains a lot.
>>153595832Do you live under a rock or something? North Korean soldiers in Ukraine had modern equipment and routinely outperformed their Russian counterparts, especially in counter-drone warfare.
If there's no romance in the finale every single shiptard should hang themselves
>>153595836That's 6 pomnis kissing, retard.
>>153594876I'm a bit sad nobody seemed to care to talk about the nyc STORE experience.So i decided to find videos of other people doing it.Anyone wanna watch a couple minutes? At least 2 videos are fat girls over 200 pounds , But that's like anime fans in general? (or co?)The videos literally only have like 2 mins in store, even in 5 min videos...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SL9fGCWddAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um4-l1uWy6U
>>153595810It's not a matter of whether they should, they're going to do it regardless of how pissed off it makes you.
>>153595897Then why don't you answer the question directly? Should kids have sex, yes or no?
>>153595866You out yourself as the retard for thinking we need canon. The interest in a ship even wanes if it's confirmed besides the initial hysterical reactions.
>>153595866Mommy Goose said we can play with our toys.
>>153595832I can tolerate the schizos, the marxists, the anti-racists, and the yuritroons, but simping for Slop Korea is beyond the pale.
>>153595729They were teens fucking when I was in highschool too. Means nothing if I'm not the one fucking.
>>153595862So shooting down RC toys means they're able to launch an offensive against one of the most heavily defended borders in the world?
>>153595937so did she actually want to have sex or was she just saying that to fuck with Caine?
>>153595921This scene is about how the wagie cage extinguishes the fire within even the most vitriolic chud
>>153595901How about the middles ground of "I don't give a shit either way".
>>153595940she is a massive whore
>>153595940She wants to fuck Gangle
>>153595940She wants to fuck everyone
>>153595944>Dodging the questionDamn, you must have enough terabytes to make Kyle Carroza blush
>>153595944Your inability to answer a straightforward question says everything. Just admit it: you are a pedophile and you want to sexually abuse children. You need to see a shrink.
>>153595953I gave you an answer.
>>153595940Zooble would 100% rape (You)
>>153595956Not everything has a yes or no answer.
>>153594991I drew the cast from memory. How did I do?
>>153595958>Not even denying itDamn, I guess /co/ really is the pedo board
>>153595966where zobble?
And this is exactly why you don't engage with commie retards.
>>153595966pretty close but you actually drew gangle a few cup sizes too small
>>153595965A yes or no question doesn't have a yes or no answer?
>>153595971Who?
>>153595953With adults? NoWith their own group: Yes, if they are responsible about it.
>>153595965It literally is a yes or no question. You can't answer "I don't care", because that automatically implies "yes". You wouldn't care enough to stop it if it were within your power.
>>153595973Yeah, cause they fuck kids
can you idiots take it to /pol/ or /trash/ or something
>>153595650Okay so from square zero essentially… where to begin…1. You want a friendly baseline demeanor/first impression. That’s what makes you approachable. Good waiters/waitresses or service staff are a good enough example. You don’t need to be a disney cast member or anything but giving off a positive demeanor, exchanging pleasantries, being casual (not trying to hard or seeming desperate) but not uncaring (no stone face or overly negative). Friendly alone can stop strange looks in public places and create moments of conversation.2. Conversations. The trick to being a good conversationalist in general is to be a good listener. Be attentive (not creepily over attentive) and engaged, let people talk about themselves, people love to talk about themselves, especially women. Have restraint (half of struggling guys do not have enough restraint and go too hard, the other half have too much and seem uninterested and distant, find which one you are and lean against your type) and don’t rant about your hoe scaring special interests and offer your input occasionally, oftentimes just an “‘mmm” or a laugh when appropriate if she’s telling a story. She should pass the ball to you eventually and you can talk about yourself or your take on her thing for a bit before passing it back. If a girl isn’t good at passing the ball you might have to take the ball, but work up to that because that’s more advanced to know and it’s better to have a bit of dead air than to stomp on her turn. Friendly + stimulating conversation can get you friends, and may open the door for game.
>>153595982A kid is the very definition of an irresponsible person.
>>153595982>Kids should have sexSee, now you're gonna pretend like that's NOT what you're saying.
>>153595999No that's women and/or niggers actually (if a nigger can be said to be a person)
>>1535959973. Game. This is a real tough skill for anyone and most guys and girls honestly don’t have much of it but you want to work your way up to some if you want to get a girl interested. This is a lifelong training, welcome to the rest of your journey. THE game that trips autists and nice guys up all over the world is girls like to be conversationally played with, teased, the RIGHT way. Go too far and you’re a creepy asshole. Go too soft and you’re lame. Finding the zone is the skill. Game ranges from very light plausibly deniable kinda-flirting, to actual flirting, all the way to being able to dirty talk the right way, to boyfriend banter and beyond.Just being nice makes you a friend, someone they want to be around and talk to. Having game is what makes them think of you in a sexual way. Obviously looks and hygiene and whatnot are relevant and do what you can there, but game is usually the deciding factor with successes. Why would a girl go for the jerky bad boy who doesn’t treat her very well or commit? The guy’s got game. You want to be the good guy with Game. Gentle sarcastic put downs or goofs that have the subtext of compliments, a little stimulating emotional complexity/chaos they eat it up when you do it right. Almost all of us guys just want pleasant, cute, maybe quirky, but most girls need a teeny tiny spice/rough edge to excite them. Jax as a cartoon character is an extreme example that goes way too far logically, but the reason he has so many female fans? Through the exaggerated abstraction of fiction, dude’s got game. It’s smoothness. The he knows how to stimulate me vibe. That’s the top of the mountain you’re climbing.BUT you don’t start here. Work up to being friendly.
None of this has anything to do with TADC.
Gameoverse looks lame to be honest
>>153596020I mentioned Jax thoughbeit
>>153595977Where's the comic where Jax prepares to give everyone big tits and Gangle is just bored because she already had gigantic tits irl? I need it for science.
Right, well, to weigh in, the age of consent in my country is 16 and it seems to be a fine enough age. I don't think it needs to be lowered or heightened. Although 16 isn't a child's age. More like the age of a young adult. So it seems I kind of just wrote this all for nothing since it isn't exactly referencing children.
>>153596020That's the consequence of allowing commies to post.
>>153596032then Jax says he's going to give himself a massive cock and then whips out a 6 incher and tells the girls to suck his massive cock and they are all like "you think that's massive?" "y-yeah..."
Pomni is 25 years old.
>>153596038Keep in mind all this started because Jax is 22 and that's a problem for some reason.
>>153596040Good morning smallpenis anon!
>>153594830really no one has it?
>>153596040I'm sorry about you insecurities anon, but can you not post them here.
25 years of age
>>153596040Only 6 is embarrassing I hope you use a pump at least.
>>153596043It started with this faggot>>153595331Probably a 29 year old virgin coping
>>153596015Is this the part of the PUA guide where I'm supposed to divinate women's thoughts?
not that guy but my penis is below an inch in length
>>153596063i need this
>>153596077Stop calling your clit a penis
What the fuck is "platonic shipping"? I occasionally hear TADC fans saying they only like a ship when it's platonic, but how can it be a ship if you don't apply romance.
>>153595971Sorry I forgot
>>153596082Friendship. They're saying "These two would make good friends". I don't get it either, women are schizo.
trying to win a woman's heart? use the JAX system:JustAbuseXX chromosome owners
>>153596073It’s the reality of how women operate as a generality, they respond to stimulating vibes. It’s really hard to learn if you don’t have it naturally and are inexperienced, but once it clicks it clicks. The actual mind reading stuff is usually when you’re in the relationship not the getting her interested phase. Don’t get frustrated that women aren’t men.
>>153596082women, pooners, and trannies are all sex avoidant freaks that get ptsd from seeing sex. so that's why they invent these stupid terms such as platonic shipping. sorry to all the women, pooners, and trannies that are in this thread and aren't like that.
>>153596082They like their character dynamic without coming up with a romantic angle to it but they want to use fandom speak to say that.
>>153596093Oh women respond to vibes alright
I want to have dinner with Ragatha
>>153595609>no uSee what I mean?
>>153596025Yeah
>>153596117>>153594898
>>153595310I'm shouting "JAX" like Kinger did in episode 1
putting a bunch of hot sauce on Ragatha's meal without telling her
>>153596093>Don’t get frustrated that women aren’t men.I just can't stand the whole song and dance of it. Getting a woman romantically interested is outright called "game", it's ridiculous. I'm honestly supposed to view them as equals?
>>153595310Was he just going door to door begging for pussy?
>>153596025it looks... fine. I'll watch the pilot, I guess, but after TADC ends the only show I'm all that interested in is The Gaslight District
>>153596125Why has no ones ever joked about their team being called Big Tops
>>153596139How does romance being a game imply you can't view women as equals?
>>153596139You can complain about reality, honestly give up, or participate in it even if it’s hard. Those are your choices.
Ragatha misunderstood you when you asked for Taco Tuesday
>>153596125I need someone with editing skills to give pomni a foxy grandpa hat.
Ragathafags aren't sending their best
>>153596159>What do you mean? Soft shell tacos are still real tacos. Please come back!
>>153596159That’s okay, a surprise cunnilingus sesh is nothing to complain about.
>>153596025It feels like the entire purpose of the show is to sell merch of the catgirl MC
>>153596164Half of the “Ragatha would” posts are from anti-Ragatha posters btw.
>>153596164Sorry, did we interrupt your talk about children having sex that was a desperate attempt to justify why somebody ITT is still a virgin in their 20s?
Holy shit there’s even better Ragathugs out there?
>>153596148It's the insistence that romance is a game. Just some meaningless folly. Women believe that because they've practically never had to work when it comes to romance. Even in our supposed "egalitarian society", women don't have to put in any more effort into romance and dating. We're operating from such completely different fields, we're not even in the same state.
Ragatha bought trail mix only to eat the m&ms
Why people keep calling him a gator? He's Australian, he'd be a crocodile.
>>153596189If she tosses the raisins I’ll eat the rest of her mix.
I'm 35 and still a virgin.
>>153596183Explain why it's wrong for someone in their 20's to be a virgin without implying children should have sex.
You know, there should at least be a Ragatha sex doll by now.
Everything in life is a game. If you aren't minmaxing every minute detail of your own life then don't be surprised when you end up a poor subhuman nobody.
>>153596204Case in point.
>>153596205She's a ragdoll, just make one
>>153596201It could be worse
What would Jax's reaction to a femanon be?
christ this thread fucking sucks
>>153596188Bitching about it won’t give you any progress. Yeah it sucks heavy stuff hurts to lift if you want to have a better looking body. It sucks that what tastes the best makes you fat and doesn’t keep you healthy. It sucks you have to wage to live. Anything worth doing takes effort, women are included in that. It’s hard but not as hard as it sounds, and it does get easier. Embrace the journey or get comfortable without it in your life. Manic pixie dreamgirl isn’t going to pick you up and do it for you, I’m sorry.
>>153596214>Scared of getting BTFO again
Ragatha is disappointed in you
life just sucks in general
groping ragatha to feel better!
>>153596201If you don’t mind single moms or divorcees the second hand market is gonna be slammin soon. It’s not ogre.
>>153594908You know you should kill yourself
>>153596205>>153596215This, you could unironically commission a plushmancer. She'd have gropable butt and boobs. They'll even put in a pocket.
What kind of things the other cast usually masturbate to?
>>153596204Anon... You're not a kid.
>>153596243Not for the sisyphuspilled
>>153596258You seem upset.
Really the hysteria of the modern day is 'Pedophilia'. Those Epstein files really blew the gaskets off of a lot of people and now they believe any conspiracy theory. People really do believe that Epstein and Trump and whoever else ate babies. These people have such an immature childish mindset.
I miss Caine
>>153596234I'm not bitching about it being hard, I'm bitching about being expected to take women seriously
ok posting those kind of images is just cancerget out
Top 3 worst /tadc/ threads:>FemAnon showing tits and the reactions after>The thread where everyone shared stories about being molested at youth>Nega incident
Saying "kids should not have sex" is such an easy position to defend, weird that they chose the other option so adamantly
>>153596298Checking my wife's tank's pH levels everyday.
>>153596291Femanon tits and puss was a good delivery. I’m happy she’s scaled back on the attention whoring but it was fun. The others are bad though.
>>153596298WTF IS THAT
>my heart beats for you anon!
Saying "kids should not have sex" is such a weird thing to say to cope with being a virgin at 22 when by even the most retarded and puritanical standards you stopped being a kid 4 years ago.
I want to cut Ragatha open, climb inside, and become her skeleton.
Ragatha is not a bitch even a dog knows better than she does
Join the New Ragatha Republic today!
>>153596329ill join ribbit's legion instead
Ragatha when you ask her if she wants to be bred
Ragatha failed to protect the Hoover Dam from Anon
What if Conquest joined this circus?
>>153596324Like that one episode of Futurama
Can we (PLEASE) stop discussing children?
>>153596324This but she pilots me around and I just observe her daily life from the inside. Going through the motions of Ragatha!>>153596327A dog knows how to sniff and fetch better!
>>153596314>Having the age of consent be 18 is a retarded and puritanical standardSo...you think it should be lower? Because you think kids should have sex?
If you hide in one general for a long time you'll sometimes forget that 4chan is just chuddy/tranny buzzword spam 24/7
>>153596126Oh no, it's stuck in the no u loop like the one trick pony he is
>p-p-please engage with me even though I'm acting in bad faithNah
>>153596314What's wrong with being a virgin at 22? Are you just an AntiJax poster?
>>153596340Does he have his real body?
>>153596408No, he's a tiny worm.
>>153596373sorry I accused you of that first >>153594955now you get to be the no u that’s how it works rightI also hereby accuse you of saying words and replying to me and of being every slur
>>153596408He'd be some toy, maybe a army man or an action figure of a stereotypical circus strongman
>>153596279>whoever else ate babiesstop beating around the bush, it's human trafficking for the elites
Jax is
>>153596367The culture war is rough out there
We Ragathink therefore we Ragaare
>>153596424ONLY 22 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>153596414Sorry, you looped first mate, the accusation goes completely ineffective when you start doing yourself It is about that time again to take the L and move on
>>153596329I'm saving myself for...using the platinum chip to take over the area with securitrons after I disable Odo. I love The Kids in the Hall.
>>153596424daddy’s little monster
>>153596324Cyn, please
>>153594991i drawed cowboy looli
Ragatha keeps grabbing my crotch and going "honk honk" and I keep telling her to stop but she just laughs like I told a joke then I tell the others but none of them believe me well Jax believes me but calls me a gaylord for having an issue with it and Zooble calls me a pervert for making up stories like that and Gangle just blushes at anything slightly lewd and Pomni says that doesn't seem like Ragatha and Caine doesn't seem to hear me and Bubble threatens to do the same with his her teeth is Bubble a girl?
I think you two should have hot, steamy, frantic, passion filled hate sex in at least 3 different positions with one of them being missionary.
>>153596445ooo sorry bud you just said words and replied to me, that’s a no u.>b-but I put up the forcefield and-and I—your next reply is your concession, (you) or not.
>>153596460Jax is right. Next time honk with her.
>>153596473Aww, it's trying to learn new tricks! Good boy, but nah, you still looped first
>sexualising a 22 year old minor>sexualising a former child>sexualising an overage boy
He's 5'2, he's a literal child!
>>153596451YEEHAW
>>153596454Cute, but I really don't like how they draw his paws. Why are his toes pointing up like that?
the age of consent should be 40
>>153596486concession? accepted. any further reply is now you screaming into the void. a pleasure, headcanon coper.
>>153596504maybe hes got a bonner
>>153596439>>153596494What started this tism tangent?
Have you guys really been seething over the likelihood of Jax being a 22 year old virgin and the social implications thereof all fucking night?
>>153596513Micropenisanon greentext I think. I just kinda zoned out of it.
>>153596513A 22 year old virgin >>153595331 who got triggered by a Jax shitpost screencap >>153595313
>>153596520>MicropenisanonWeird that he latched onto TADC
>>153596516i'd let him stick his penis into my ass
Don’t open
open
whats wrong with having a micro penis..,
Still never got an answer for what's wrong with being a virgin at 22.
>>153596550>>153596547There’s nothing wrong with it.
im a virgin at 30 and might die one at this rate. why the fuck you do guys care so much?
Nega is absolutely starving for (You)s
Is being a virgin at 22 even weird these days? Gen Z is famous for having less sex than previous generations, partly because they don't engage in the physical world anymore but also because they're kinda the first generation to fully realise that it's optional(I'm a millennial non-virgin, so idk. From memory I feel like early 20s was when it started to become a bit weird, but still wasn't unheard of)
What if we all met up and had sex so we won't be virgins anymore
>>153596574>he doesn't know about the bathroom orgy at the premiere
>>153596509So cute to plug your ears, maybe you do have another trickGood boy, you proved to have another trick
we need a password so we can all fuck each other at the movie theater. i dont want to fuck a faggot
>>153596574Unwanted gay sex doesn’t count. Unless we’re Bonnie Blueing Femgangle that plan is broke.
we should all have gay sex
Ragatha fulfills a specific niche that appeals to me specifically, I have not seen a character quite like her. She might just be an all timer.
>>153596598>t. Gangle
If you're not willing to fuck another man just to lose your virginity as early as legally permissible, you just don't like sex enough and are therefore a woman
>>153596586I'm not the anon you have a hateboner for, but could you call me a good boy? I'm deeply attentionstarved.
>>153596599Oh she’s a rest of my lifer for me. One of only three, so I know what it feels like and she’s it.
this is Ragatha, canonically
Ragatha steals money from the rich to give it to the slightly less rich.
>>153596609unwanted sex isn’t successfully achieving sex be it rape or gay by desperation
>>153594951>>153595028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZq0VKuYMuI
>>153596628Ragatha knows the poor would just squander it and nothing would change. Ragatha is smarter than 50% of the population.
how are you going to make her feel better?
Bring me Cuckaine…
i wish Ragatha was 8 feet tall
>>153596612Her flaws are greatly relatable to me and something that a lot of people can empathize with. Despite her screen time it's still done in a great way that doesn't make her seem like a bad person for those flaws, but just simply human.
>>153596638I'll let her peg me. I'll even let her mating press me and do the "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" thing
Does anyone have that Royalteeth picture where Caine's got a muzzle on and Kinger is prodding him with his own cane or something along those lines?
>>153596650Baki art makes me laugh every time I don’t even read it just the way it looks is so machismo it loops back around to being funny.
goose being so stressed out to the point where when you're regularly sucking her girlcock she just breaks and uses your throat like a onahole and cums deep down your throat and then afterwards she pushes you off her penis and starts beating you
>>153596638He wouldn’t want my help.
>>153596666based satan quads. its a funny read because the author does not take himself seriously and just goes balls to the walls EVERY damn time
>>153596547It's a medical condition for a reason but I think we had enough off-topic talk for a thread.
>>153596661yep, 20 replies earlynot my problem
>>153596638The final ingredient for a real evangelion, a stressed out crunched out artist being autistic about the finishing touches. Goose learned from the master.
>>153596611Did you do anything to deserve being called a good boy?
>>153596675Man Who Thought He'd Reached Peak Psychosexual Dysfunction Loses Last Additional Bit Of Psychosexual Function He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
>>153596229Try to alienate her as much as possible to protect himself from her teasing, which just makes her want to mess with him even more.
Okay you guys have 17 posts left to get all the child sex debating out of your system before it fucks up the next thread
>>153596638Buy her ice cream.
BALD
>>153596706...I can count, this fucker threw me off >>153596684Anyway, have it out into the depths of page 10 for all I care, just keep it amongst yourselves
I'm not sure if I want Kinger to be my dad or my husband.
>>153596718If you punched Jax in the face to get her hair back, Ragatha would be even more sad. How do you resolve this, anon?
Jax is ass.
>>153596688....no :(
>>153596733ok, i wont punch him. i'll ram my fist down his throat and grab all the hair?
Jax's ass
Nega post
>>153595836> Jester messes with Pomni's brain to make her more susceptible to manipulation> Molds her into her equally demented wife she rules over the circus with
>>153596738Get back to me if you do and I just might...
>>153596738Admitting that is growth.
c-can i get called a good boy? :)
>>153596768Good girl
>>153596750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIW-L39oqpQ
>>153596768Nega
>>153596599Yeah, I hope to replicate that charm in an original character someday.
>>153596768What have you done to earn it?
>>153594991Supah cute, anon!>>153595966Ragatha is best, Gangle ranks second and cute Pomni sits at third for me (honorable mention goes to Jax Bandicoot(>>153596451Does she have a rival?
>>153596650Would that work too if you were just really small.
>>153594803This show is highly satanic because it was made by a trannysexualised and they kill GHOD
