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>be me
>working at local county government as software dev about a decade ago
>we have a jeet working on the team as well for unknown reasons
>the jeet leaves and I'm assigned with modernizing an application he wrote, and converting it from PHP to C#
>app is for tracking how the county commissioners vote on approving/rejecting contracts, should only need to track if they're approved, denied, or still pending a decision
>instead of just counting if two of the three county commissioners have voted to appprove, he created the most convoluted calculation system I have ever seen
>a vote to approve is 1, a vote to reject is 4, abstaining from a vote is 13, being absent for a vote is 40
>if you were paying attention, each number is the previous number times 3 plus 1
>jeet does this because he can uniquely identify what each vote is even after turning them into numbers
>almost brilliant in a retard savant way, he found a way to not have to learn what an enum is
>the PHP code then has the most complicated spider web of ifs and else ifs I've ever seen, calculating if the contract is approved or not
>I turn his 1000+ line of nonsense into 12 lines of C#
>mfw

Share your horror stories, bonus points if they involve jeets shitting out unmaintainable spaghetti code
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>>107834563
Giving people unlimited free resources that are limited is unsustainable.
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>>107819490
>like I had told them that I skin cats alive in my free time
right! common shit I used to do all the time, and the skills I picked up in 20 years of IT they often acted like I was doing magic.

I used to tell them only stupid techs travel across town to fix minor issues. I could do almost anything including change bios settings without going on site. as long as I had a network connection I was able to fix 90% of problems.
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>>107800159
I believe you, I had a friend exactly like this. Nice guy, but his home was absolutely filthy. Garbage mountains everywhere, mold all over the walls, debris all over the floor, and a really distinct rotten urine smell.
Last time I visited, I took a seat, and he pulled something out of a garbage mountain
>want some yogurt?
I said no thanks and he said
>oh wait its expired nvm
and he put it back where he found it.

The next couple hours was him rambling about how invisible lizards feast on our negative energy, which is why they want us to be more negative.
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>>107834563
>best
probably Turkish programmers for cheap and good. they can think (usually). pinoy and south east asians tend to just recite like >>107828723
and jeets are jeets

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>>107839374
I get a booster every week and have for the past 5 years. I'm complete fine.
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>>107839333
he is jewish tho.
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>>107833575
>two weeks
lol
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>>107839360
>pic
why would i warn the retards? they will suffer for their choices and as a result, humanity will profit.
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>>107839360
>why didnt the lead/asbestos/cigarette/industrial seed oil warn us?
lmao jabbies

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Light themes are objectively superior to dark themes, why do so many people still choose dark?
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>>107837777
Holy quads.

Checkmate darkies. Light theme wins.
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>>107835866
Because they don't know how to turn on the lights in their room.
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>>107838516
He can't answer that because he doesn't remember the last time he did that.
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>>107837777
>>107838047
sauce?
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>>107836123
Start supplementing bromelain

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talking about this guy not pic related but still relevant: https://www.youtube.com/@tokyospliff

Why are redditors so entranced by people like this?
>Dude! he's disheveled because he is so friggin' CRACKED at coding broooooooo! Monk energy broski!
>brooooo look at this shitty game he made! It's akshully super impressive because uhhhh...he's like Terry Davis or something!
Shut the fuck up nigga. Redditors are some of the most surface level shit-eaters in existence. They see some slimy, whole-chungus programmer and think he's some kind of mystic because hollywood capeshit told them people like that are the REAL GENIUSES broooooo! If you think someone like this guy or Luke Smith is even an inkling above average intelligence you are 100% a reddit shit eater

Technology becomes so incredibly cringe when it's use is self-fellating nonsense and show-pony trinkets to show what a special little boy you are. It's called software ENGINEERING not trinket tinkering or show and tell. No one cares about your chopped ps2 looking ahh uncslop
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if someone calls programming "coding" you can just ignore their opinion

CEO Edition

How to request advice:
>Budget
>Intended use (media, source, environment)
>Frequency response preference and music examples
>Past gear and your thoughts on them

FAQ:
>Where do I buy IEMs?
Amazon, Aliexpress, Linsoul, Hifigo, Shenzhenaudio

>Shopping Guide (IEMs, PMPs, Cables, Ear Tips, etc.):
https://rentry.org/consoomer_guide


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>>107839531
just cycle through them weekly if you can help it. but right now, PR2
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anyone here have SM5s??
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>>107839002
>>107839043
>trn black pearl
How do I actually use something like this?

>arpegear hane
Thanks. Where would the best place to buy a set be in terms of price, probably?
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Shill me shit under a hundred
No hearsay only shit you've personally used
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>>107839746
it's a dac, you plug it into whatever you're using, then plug your 3.5/4.4 mm iems into the dac
not sure if it would work with a controller tho
for the hane, the last three retailers are decent and might have some amazon storefronts. it's recommended that you try things out first with amazon since their return policy is easy to abuse.
for the lowest prices, aliexpress is your best option
>>107839777
bunny

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>fixes your distrohopping permanently
>easy and dead simple installer that just werks can even choose minimal install with no bloat if you want a clean KDE desktop
>gives you a PC that just werks and plays gaymes
>is better than windows 11

Why aren't you using it.

No need for that meme shit like arch or some other meme distro.
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>>fixes your distrohopping perma-krashes
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>>107839743
>kde needs more then 16 gigs to run properly
lamo
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LTS is stuck on 5.27. And NO, I will not be beta testing for Canonical.
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>>107839758
It doesn't, but you need working RAM in a working computer. Which you don't have. The computer is too old and poorly configured. If it wasn't a broken computer, you wouldn't crash all the time.
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>>107838310
I like Arch though

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>breaks every site
>have to whitelist any site you want to see anyway
whats the point
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>>107839482
> reddit-tier psychotic ramblings from a fucking retard
cringe
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placebo for retards
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15 years ago the internet was HTML and PHP and embedded applets. Even Youtube was Flash. Anything Javascript was probably malicious or superfluous.
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Doesn't unlock do the same?
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>>107839513
and then they painstakingly add SSR back so js is pretty much never needed again. thanks sucker

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So Linux is a no-go on Nvidia? I need to buy AMD graphics?
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>>107838885
What announcement are you talking about?
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depends, if you just want video, its completely fine
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>>107838902
i guess if its just geforce it wont make a difference
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>>107838937
Yeah that doesn't need nvidia graphics card or drivers
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I installed linux on thinkpad. Drivers have bugs (for years now) and couldn't write vram or shaders to temp files without crashing like a piece of shit when the computer sleeps. Had to disable some of this stuff, and now cuda/opencl doesn't work after computer goes to sleep. Best I could get it. Other than that, ok.

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This is a thread for all AI CLI related discussion

Claude Code: https://code.claude.com/docs/en/overview
Gemini CLI: https://geminicli.com/
OpenAI Codex: https://openai.com/codex/
OpenCode: https://opencode.ai/

New:
>Skills are now available in Gemini CLI in the preview branch: https://geminicli.com/docs/cli/skills/
>npm install -g @google/gemini-cli@preview

The CLI's are not just for code. They can just do things on your computer.
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>>107825243
gpt5.2 high
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>>107806541
I prefer cursor-agent. If I'm going to pay a monthly fee for AI, I'd rather have access to basically every LLM there is for a single price, as some stuff Claude is really good at, some stuff ChatGPT is really good at, some stuff Gemini is good at. I am a MUD developer, been working on the same game for nearly 15 years despite the fact that the genre has died off. It's my tism. What I like most about cli ai - especially cursor-agent - is that I can scp the binary to my MUD shell hosting account and have the AI work on code directly on the host rather than making the changes locally, compiling, starting the server, testing the changes, then syncing the new code with the host, compiling it there, and restarting the server. It's far better to make the changes on the server, compile, spin up a second copy of the server, test the changes, if they're good then I 'accept all' in cursor-agent and reload the binary of the main MUD server and shutdown the test port. If the changes break something important, I hit 'discard all changes' in cursor-agent and my code goes back to exactly how it was. I don't think I've written a single line of actual code in two months now that I've got cursor dialed in with prompts to the point where it's writing code almost identical to how I would so I'm at the point now where I just say "add <feature> ... This is what it'll do. Document it in a help file for the players when you're finished."
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>He uses claude code when he could be productive instead
>He doesn't know
L O L !
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>>107816085
So... what should i use instead?
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>>107829047
Cant' you just run the linter as a hook?

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>2026
>I'm forgotten
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>>107838991
Do you remember when Google briefly became Google! due to corporate FOMO?
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>>107839516
what were they thinking?
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>>107839528
S.O.V.L
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>>107839528
I don't know why more logos aren't 3d renderings. That style always looked so cool.
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>tries to access it

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kde devs can't even make a calculator right
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>>107838952
yeah it seems obvious that when the multiplication symbol is omitted and two symbols (or numbers) are smashed together then the multiplication should happen first.

For example:

6 / 2a

a = 2+1
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>>107832063
I will implicitly do explicit things to your asshole
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>>107831960
KDE devs can't make much.
Makes sense when your base is QT.
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>>107833900
>parentheses
you can't change the question or you'll get a different answer
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>>107838952
The fact that you don't understand the purpose of the parenthesis makes you the retarded. It's there so you know what you're supposed to be doing first.

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He was absolutely right to take the embryos. If the most important part of the park is maintained by only one IT guy, a park that has the potential to make billions in profit, and you don't even want to pay him well, then you deserve to get your embryos stolen.
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>>107834114
brown mindset and behavior
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>>107837413
Kys
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>>107834114
i read the book and was disappointed to find out that nedry actually had less character development than he does in the movie. his antagonist arc is almost nonexistant outside of a few comments he makes early on. he is always desribed as ugly, awkward, and dirty. he is never shown as competent despite supposedly being the mastermind behind the entire park systems. meanwhile his death is incredibly gruesome and the author does not hesitate to remind you he deserved to die. then he beomes an afterthought. you are expected to hate the character outright.

in the movie, he is more nuanced
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>>107834114
the modern equivalent of this is the discord hack where discord outsourced to some third world shithole and hackers bribed the workers with 500 dollars for internal access, and then a few thousand for more access because thats a lifechanging amount of money for these people
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>>107838878
>no rational argument
>anger and threats
brown mindset and behavior

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i should've studied chemistry and kept cs as a hobby, i don't wanna write corpo slop software for a living
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>>107837946
I studied chemistry and now I'm applying to CS masters program.
Chemistry is total fucking dogshit as a "career" and I would not recommend it to anyone.
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>>107838314
>Chemistry is total fucking dogshit as a "career"
To be fair that was one of the reasons i didn't study it in the end. Tho the dream of working on some r&d shit still prevails
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>>107838339
>working on some r&d shit
Doing that sucks, actually. The light at the end of the dogshit tunnel is more dogshit.
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>>107838387
Damn
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>>107838387
>>working on some r&d shit
>Doing that sucks, actually.
Wrong, I love it

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You guys are getting one right?
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>>107837784
what’s this
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>>107837784
is that actually her?
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>>107837784
An Asian gf? I hope so, one day.
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>>107837784
no i'll just recreate it and open-source the software side
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>>107837784
They should make a MAGA version with obese ice agents in Temu armor.

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>YouTube has removed the ability to search by upload date.

How come yt keeps getting shittier and shittier?
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>>107837717
No I'm ashamed of it because I've made it with AI. It works without bugs as I've edited it and asked for fixes for a year now but it's still AI slop.
AI is only useful if it uses other people's libraries.
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if rutube and dzen would give me translated cations so i could watch kino rooskie peasant farming videos id never do back to yt
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>>107838005
No thirdies have ever been ashamed of their code. Never forget this when you pussy up
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>>107823565
>if it's removed entirely then I just have a python script where I paste the channel and it opens everything parsed with one network call, all the videos in order with their upload date etc.
nice
you'll be able to use that about 15 times before you get rangebanned for a week

t. did the same
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>>107839725
I don't ask for the upload date for every single video anon. I get everything in one or a few network calls. You know all you need is the video pages, there's lots of hidden info in there.

Been doing it for a loong time and never been ip banned.


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