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My colleagues use AI to write comments on my PRs
A Junior colleague doesn't know what a primary key is but he insisted he wants to write a SQL script which we need to execute on live environment
We had an argument with another developer, he used AI to create counter arguments on my arguments
We had to delete lots of rows and one of the developers came up with SQL Server Heaps (first time I see them)
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>>107686437
Unironically true, even though you didn't mean it.
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>>107686437
cars make people lazy and fat. fat people become retarded also. so, like >>107686469 said, you are right
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>>107681109
>>107681109
>We had an argument with another developer, he used AI to create counter arguments on my arguments
https://youtu.be/Iw3G80bplTg
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>>107686437
This is 100% correct. Also, car use lost us walkable cities, so now every major city in America is a loud, frightening, asphalt hellscape.

>>107681666
SAm alTmAN is gay (a perversion of the male drive towards life) and literally has Satan spread nearly symmetrically across his name. In the exact center of his name are the letters Al which are indistinguishable from the acronym AI on most computers.
The OpenAI logo is a hexagram with a storm around it, mirroring the pole of Saturn, the sixth planet from the sun.
Jensen Huang is also gay and the name Nvidia is known to be derived from the latin for "envy". Envy of God is the source of the highest forms or evil.
The most popular computing brand in the world, Apple, most famous for bringing smartphones to the masses, devices which have the primary purpose of porn, doomscrolling and mindrotting, has an apple logo symbolic of sin of Adam. The logo is a reference to the suicide of Alan Turing, the gay father of the digital computer.
I don't know how much more obvious it has to be for midwit "rationalists" to get the picture. All you have to do is open your eyes just a little bit and not dismiss everything that doesn't fit into your "empirical" worldview as coincidence.
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>>107682538
arc

What's up with Microsoft Surface?
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>>107685902

No, believe it or not, I'm white. I just have anti-social traits because I have an inability to feel remorse. I end up doing these crimes because they feel insignificant to me but they always get a strong reaction and I end up posting about these to piss off the people who categorically reject me.
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>>107686075
Sounds like you need help to recognize when you should feel remorse to stop your kleptomaniac / worse impulses.
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>>107686889

I do feel remorse when I get caught for getting caught but other than that I just use it to not get caught the next time. I am not kleptomanic, kleptomania is when you have an obsession to steal for the purpose of stealing. I don't like stealing, I don't do it unless I have to, but whenever I see an opportunity, I act on it. I do it calculatively meaning the skim has to remain undetected for as long as possible. I steal because I want money to spend on shit, and if there's something I like to do, it's spending.

The dopamine from buying new shit and having nice stuff is just too strong to ignore. I also grow and sell weed, because stealing doesn't produce enough alone. I also leave some taxes unpaid and put a lot of shit on expenses so I don't have to pay taxes on my side gig. I'm one mistake away from getting entirely nuked by a police investigation yet it seems like there is not a single deterrant. This way of life isn't easy or fun, but I never chose this myself.
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>>107685223
The irony being that the Surface runs an actual desktop OS and is still somehow worse.
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>>107683808
Normalfag trap. The hardware is dogshit.

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What the heck is an AI Browser and why it's bad?
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>>107687972
Poo = Troon * AI ^ Jeet
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Piping your shit data into ChatGPT in real time as you surf (scrape) the web and hoping the output is formatted correctly so you get to know what an LLM thinks of your browsing habits and tab groupings while Sam Altman gains ownership of your political views
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@107688551
>Piping your shit data into ChatGPT in real time as you surf (scrape) the web and hoping the output is formatted correctly so you get to know what an LLM thinks of your browsing habits and tab groupings while Sam Altman gains ownership of your political views
Ah YES! And mayo get's pumped into your anus as well, faggot.
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>>107687972
>What the heck is an AI Browser and why it's bad?
Depends on what your expectation is.
We have yet to see their vision being played here, so it's all a wait and see anon.
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>>107688583
Its not hard to see the vision, its just not what people want in firefox. The only people who use firefox are the "muh privacy" and "fuck jewgule" folk, neither has any need for AI in a browser.

>2035
>still cant find a way to 32 bit games on linux
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>>107687671
wat
i literally just tell steam to open it and it works
inb4 closed source sperging you're the one trying to play win32 games on linux
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Nvidia is literally having to go back and patch the 50 series cards because they no longer support 32bit physx
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What is the argument for ceasing support for 32 bit libraries? Security?
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>>107688043
Use case for arguments?
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>>107688001
And before that you could just use the 32bit wine

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Was going through old pictures and found a single one of my old eMachines eOne. Miss this little bastard something terrible. Basically doubled as my TV because it had a capture card in it.
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>oh my! the nostalgia i'm getting from these old pcs!
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>>107688356
>Be Zoomie
>NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM BEFORE I WAS BORN!
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>>oh my! the nostalgia i'm getting from these old pcs!
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>>107688399
Seething Zoomie lmao

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Why am I getting spammed with Google Fiber ads? I don't even live in the U.S.
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>>107688435
Meta is maliciously trying to waste their competitor's ad dollars.

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For how long can you maintain a codebase until it becomes so old that you have to take everything and dump it into the nearest garbage bin and start over?
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>>107688389
Ask the banks and financial institutions still using FORTRAN.
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>>107688389
>bill gates rape kids

What did she mean by this
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>>107688417
I assume if you don't have to add new features on that thing, or at very few features, it might be worth to just leave it like that. And paying the high salary of FORTRAN or COBOL programmers ends up being worth for the company.

I assume banking is also particularly uneasy about changing codebases because you really don't want to screw that up when you are dealing with people's money.
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>>107688417
i just was thinking this the other day. now with "ai" anyone can mantain fortran
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>>107688478
Thank -od I moved all of my assets away from the traditional financial system over the past few years.

What's one piece of software you can't live without?
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>>107687709
Emacs org-mode
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>>107687777
emacs is deprecated thanks to obsidian
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>>107687817
If you say so. My deprecated Emacs is so much better.
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>>107687657
Goes without saying. I won't even consider a phone that can't be rooted just for swiftbackup.
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>>107687509
I want an editor that let's me do basic shit like fix colors/histogram, etc., not stupid hitty filters like pretty much each and every editor.
Like an irfanview for Android..

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>>107568585
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say."
--Edward Snowden

>Cyberpunk
The FAQ: https://sizeof.cat/post/cyberpunk-faq/
What is /cyb/erpunk?: https://pastebin.com/pmn9vzWZ
How do I into /cyb/erpunk?: https://pastebin.com/5tpNFQds
Huge list of cyberpunk media: https://sizeof.cat/post/cyberpunk/
The cyberdeck: https://pastebin.com/7fE4BVBg
Cyberlife: https://jinteki.industries/files/cyberlife.7z
Bibliothek: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/4m5hd2065hde8/Bibliothek

>Privacy
Tools: https://www.privacyguides.org/en/tools/

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>>107681991
There is war driving/walking/cycling of course. Also, i fyou use radio, you may want to reach a position with good coverage.
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What is the most cyb outfit you have, anon?
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>>107687338
Adidas tracksuit.
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>>107687371
Seems like you want to be isekaied, anon
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>>107681991
Sometimes I clip a heltec to my backpack before going on a walk just to see if there's any new meshtastic nodes in my area. I don't need an rpi for that though it just connects to my phone.

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>the ad that buck broke PC users
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>>107688238
Bro got blackpilled by a apple ad.
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>>107688238
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Mac is better because it has a Shell. In winblows there is no shell, the gui is the shell. QED wintoddler jeets
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>>107688422
>PowerShell doesn’t exist
buy a toilet iJesh
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>>107688219
That reminds me how much I fucking hated the 2000s with their tryhard subcultures

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Muh freedoms
Pls tell me. If you are doing nothing wrong then what is the point of all this free software mumbo jumbo
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>>107682199
The point is to able to check, with absolute certainty, that the programs you're running aren't mallware.
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>>107682199
I don't trust the pedophiles that rule over us to not misuse their power.
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>>107683726
Trust is deprecated. Assume everyone to be an adversary. No exceptions.
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>>107682199
You couldn't even comprehend all the evil villain shit I'm doing
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>>107682199
>Muh freedoms
>Pls tell me. If you are doing nothing wrong then what is the point of all this free software mumbo jumbo
We can't predict the new "wrong" of tomorrow. It could be something perfectly innocent under current law and morality

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Is lack of curiosity and responsibility combined with AI killing tech?
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>>107688468
>Haha, whoops, looks like the new generation doesn't want to work! Sorry, but I'm gonna have to hire Abdul Diksuk and his friends to fill these positions, hahaha! I just don't have a choice here! SORRY! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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>>107683186
>hourly "people younger than me are bad" thread
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>>107685943
>have no idea how any type of tech works
So like 99% of nu-/g/
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>>107688487
> people younger than me are bad
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>>107688485
You sure you're replying to the correct posting? Had a little miss-touch with your fat cheeto-fingers on mommies iPhone?

Soldered Nixies edition

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>Keyboard recommendation template:
https://pastebin.com/n220xk9V

>Find vendors
https://www.alexotos.com/keyboard-vendor-list // Up-to-date list of reputable vendors with brief descriptions
https://keycaplendar.firebaseapp.com // Tracker for current and upcoming keycap group buys

>This keyboard stuff is so expensive!
https://aliexpress.com (or Taobao if you know how)

>Learn about MX-type switches ("mechanical keyboard switches")

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Hahahahhahaha
>https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/xsrlbv/break_in_cherry_mx_black_by_your_leg/
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>>107688256
Niggas will do anything but buy better switches in the first place apparently.
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>>107688256
conceptual the aroma of scratchy blacks broken in by the delicate feet of a geon user
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>>107688336
A sissy too. Notice the beautifully manicured nails, the smooth legs.
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About to replace all my builds with mx blacks on alu

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Why are there no windows e-ink tablets?
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>>107685906
That's for Sonic 3, the picture is from Sonic CD you fucking RETARD (technologically speaking)
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>>107685896
you know the answer you rascal
>because windows doesnt work with actually useful technology
>because ereaders battery is supposed to last for at least a month
>because ereaders arent supposed to cost 1k$ at minimum
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>>107686001
lol you're right oopsie woopsie
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>>107685896
>no windows e-ink tablets
e-ink tablets are for either reading books or writing books, in both case Windows would be a terrible choice for it's a huge ultra-heavy fatass. Android and Linux have become gigantic piles of useless shit too but they are not yet on Windows's level of heaviness.
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>>107685896
Eink devices need low power CPUs to make any sense.
Windows does not run on those weakass NXP i.MX CPUs.

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Merry Christmas!!!!! Edition

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links >>106889031
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>>107685587
this fully this it is literally impossible if you are a 4Channer you should not even try. just join ICE instead it is way easier + you get big TC + big figgies signing bonus + get to pwn liberals all day + you do not even need TS/SCI Clearance
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i hate being an autist

i have no idea what to put on linkedin

and my livelihood depends on it
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>>107688328
literally just copy & paste shit from your CV in the format linkedin uses.
this is no rocket surgery, anon.
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DEI furfags keep preventing me from my rightful job. I have A+ and they still won't hire me while their offices are infested with dog fucking losers who do not even have A+. Something needs to be done
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What do we know about ATS filtering systems? And how to make sure are CVs don’t get rejected by some retarded filter before hitting a human? My latex generated CV gets read fine by the parsers that autofill applications with minor issues. Not sure if I sure be adding buzzwords somewhere are maybe hidden in tiny white font or other things


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