>>107855895
>making a function for something thats only used once
bloat

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>>107854904
>>107855755
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>>107855916
>>107855960
/thread

>>107854904
hmm
> (A() and B()) or (C() and {})
...
> if A() { B() } else {C(); {}}
are these equivalent, or does the first one run C if B fails or something?

>>107856077
yeah
only a good idea when the language allows a function to be nested inside another function

>>107856422
They are not equivalent. C indeed depends on the return of B.
In simple words, and chain returns either the first false value or the last value (if all of them are true), or chain returns the first true value or the last value

>>107851629
>Luddite
You don't even know what a Luddite is, you're just seething at whatever you think they are because the internet told you to

>>107852600
That's the so-called "vibe coding" for ya

>>107846997
very nice work anon

>>107855881
Thank you! I promise I'll work on the performance :)

>>107846997
>I'M proud of what I'VE done so far
lmao you haven't done anything. Sam altman should be getting the credit here.

How are your hacking plans going, anon?

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>>107855954
Marvelous. Hacked my mom into giving me two plates of tendies instead of one. My power grows.

>>107856100
Tonight I will be having tendies and velveeta shells and cheese with a dr pepper. I have to make it myself though.

>>107856115
Godspeed anon. Enjoy your cooking.

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RIP based Dilbertman
https://news.slashdot.org/story/26/01/13/1619251/scott-adams-creator-of-the-dilbert-comic-strip-dies-at-68

>>107855269
Even AI can't use that piece of garbage troon lang kek.. rust sisters it's over...

>>107855269
>You can't vibe code Rust.
Hey Froggo, you are getting it wrong, companies WANT to use Rust, because *le memory safe*, that way they can use *le vibe code*, they know AI WILL make errors and Rust CAN prevent fatal mistakes. Also, the hidden agenda is that everything WILL be replaced with Rust MIT licensed code, so AI WILL learn from it and can freely use it, without getting sued, hope this helps. Protect your Freedom, use GPL.

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>>107855604
>companies wanting le ai lmaoo + rust
yeah but they dont
everyone tried
everyone got burned
and so everyone outsources to india bc its the actual secind best cost-wise

in 2-5 years theyre gonna go back to the source, to the west
bc dependable value
bc expectations
bc stability. somewhat
no juniors for a while == big money in 10 years
when greybeards retire
and then who's gonna be the cto?

>>107855638 cont
>inb4 muh expectations
thats how the retardgroids aka normfaggots compute how much a share is worth
yes, its a flawed system
but thats dumb money and they serve a purpose

As someone with terrible eyesight, its for me and old people.
Easier to carry around one device instead of 2+.

Once Apple is a couple generations into inventing folding phones I'll consider one. Reading manga/manhwa on a larger screen would be nice but an ipad air is too heavy.

>>107854171
If I were 100% sure it wouldn't break in a couple of months I would get one
I use both a tablet and a phone and this thing seems to be both in one

>>107856260
>Itoddler

Lmao

>>107854171
I wonder if there's even a single tri-fold owner on /g/..? I use a foldable (OnePlus Open) and rarely see anyone here even talking about our ol' timey single-fold phones.

>>107856207
The cumulative updates are always super big because they include every single update i.e. why when you install a new version of Windows it doesn't install every single monthly update and instead just installs the latest one.

>>107856220
It's Patch Tuesday today, yes.

>>107856246
I DIDN'T CONSENT TO THIS!!!

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Updooted and jeeted up :^)
Make sure to do the needful sirs

>>107814844
skill issue, and only a tiny minority of users are skilled

>>107853319
glowie

thanks anons. got OpenBSD set up. had to install over ethernet first then the wifi firmware got set up. put xfce and ungoogled-chromium on it and it's

>>107855860
it's what OP

it's WHAT!???

>>107855902
oh

browsers are intentionally obfuscating the difference between tabs and bookmarks with tab groups and tab unloading and shit because that's how people actually use their computers. the customer is always right in matters of taste. similarly, any email provider that isn't also a cloud storage provider is being obstinate.

>>107856226
Firefox is largely to blame for this. They were the first ones to make tabs into buttons.

>>107856203
People with 100+ tabs open are the same type of people who used to have 100+ pieces of paper on their desk.
>but I know where everything is!! It's organized the way I LIKE IT!
These people operate through life at 1% productivity, but there's really nothing we can do to change that.

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LINUX CAN UPDATE THE SYSTEM LIVE YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>107854478
This is the worse idea I've ever heard in my life which means Microsoft is probably already working on it as we speak.

>>107854564
Yes. Yes we are.

>>107854478
> disconnected retard think microslop works for him and not advertisers

>>107854484
i second this motion

>>107855295
You are stupid if you don't think that Microsoft isn't going to be making improvements to the system with these changes. How dare you question the integrity of what I am saying. Fuck you.

>>107827328
I have the actual genuine keyboard this is based on that includes the win key instead of the other one that doesnt have it and comes with the ibm logo
I dont really use it much and it feels lighter than the keyboard on the x220 and also a specific combination of win + shift + right seems to not work while all 3 of those keys individually work fine
I'm curious if the tex shinobi feels better than the genuine lenovo one or not. I heard that middle button where mousewheel up/down is supposed to be doesnt actually work properly as a mousewheel like the regular thinkpad keyboard would
>>107827945
Honestly if i wanted a numpad i would just get a separate standalone one that can be placed like on the other side of the mouse and mousepad instead of increasing the distance between the kb and mouse
>using an external usb mouse instead of the one built in to the keyboard
Idk i use both the kb mouse and a regular usb mouse depending on my mood

>>107850572
I guess I figured maybe I'd want to keep the disc drive. I still do use it, but really only occasionally. I actually do have some 2.5" HDDs lying around, but I take this laptop everywhere and I'm afraid of the HDD dying on me.

Also are there any cool expresscard accessories for a T430? I don't need any more USB ports

My t480 shuts down after the first battery depletes and only switches to the second battery after i turn it back on. is this because im using cheap chinese replacement batteries?

>>107853674
Probably. Calibrating them (may need to do it a few times for each) usually helps

>>107851030
No
The difference of the iGPU perfornance between T14 G2 and T14 G3 is night and day. Going from "could barely run Minecraft" to "1080p 30 FPS Cyberpunk".

>>107854823
did you try consulting on some apple or ipod thread? there needs to be some for sure

>>107854988
havent tried yet cause Im not sure how quickly they are to reply. figured I'd try here first.

Hey /csg/,

Does anyone have experience with aliexpress cheap(ish) portable multimeter+oscilloscope devices? I've been eyeing some of them, but I kinda have some healthy doubt about them. I could probably buy a used second-hand oscilloscope for a similar price, but I would rather have a smaller one, especially that those can export data to PC or similar.

>>107854845
i'm going through something like this as well. these guys are stalling to run out the clock and i really want to be an asshole about this and just dispute so i'm giving them a chance to see if we can fix it by ourselves.
very likely i'll have to return it and get my refund and lose out on shopping credit and time as well. this shit's so fucked.
their page has "1 year warranty" on it as well and i am very curious how genuine they are in honoring it if i wasn't going to go through ali's dispute system

>>107854845
>2016
>order various sizes of wooden knitting needles
>one in a pair arrived slightly snapped
>one pair was missing
>like 16-20 pairs or something total
>did not cost much maybe $4-6
>decide to be a penny-pincher and ask for a 0.2$ partial refund (or whatever 2/16ths of the order price was)
>goes through without issues

maybe they were more lenient in 2016
or maybe it was low value enough that they did not want to fight it (the underpaid ali official + seller cant compete with somebody with infinite time high on 2016 meme magic + neetbucks)

>take hiatus from ordering from ali
>order something in decemer

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>>107856426
>intentionally malicious
pleonasm

>>107855235
Find some boomers and get them to teach you, nobody here knows

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>>107855235
Start with this.
There’s literally a whole book written on it.

>>107855235
RTFM.
https://h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/c00363319.pdf

>>107856430
I've been reading it, I was just wondering if anyone had tips that would make it faster to learn

>>107810193
Daisy's Destruction is an urban legend. There's literally no evidence the actual video exists. At most people claim they've seen a trailer, but there's no actual evidence that exists either, and even if it does, there's no reason to believe it's part of a longer video, and even if it is, there's no way to know what that video might contain.

>>107812455
Then why did you post it, dumbass?

>>107793367
kys

>>107793367
kys

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>>107792748
Human on Alien sex videos. First contact was sexy.

>>107816593
>manual suicide will always be an option
>says while knowing government bans and regulate all the peaceful and reliable methods
>and may lock you in a psych ward if they have as minimum as a suspicion of you wanting to escape your suffering

>>107847274
No worries. They still have my money.

>>107852970
this so much this. only intelligent people with taste should have access to this technology because they know how to fix the outputs. i keep seeing retarded chinks spamming ai generated images on pixiv that have obvious errors

>>107855824
Take your meds

>>107848231
>insane costs on hardware and services and shit
>burn 10 mil on a month
Yeah, right. Less than 100k per month on azure & I'm pushing the envelope here. Realistically, probably no more than 50k.
This specific incident is a 100% scam.

>>107852817
>indians siphoning wealth from the US is a bad thing
What flavor of non-white are you?