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>be me
>working at local county government as software dev about a decade ago
>we have a jeet working on the team as well for unknown reasons
>the jeet leaves and I'm assigned with modernizing an application he wrote, and converting it from PHP to C#
>app is for tracking how the county commissioners vote on approving/rejecting contracts, should only need to track if they're approved, denied, or still pending a decision
>instead of just counting if two of the three county commissioners have voted to appprove, he created the most convoluted calculation system I have ever seen
>a vote to approve is 1, a vote to reject is 4, abstaining from a vote is 13, being absent for a vote is 40
>if you were paying attention, each number is the previous number times 3 plus 1
>jeet does this because he can uniquely identify what each vote is even after turning them into numbers
>almost brilliant in a retard savant way, he found a way to not have to learn what an enum is
>the PHP code then has the most complicated spider web of ifs and else ifs I've ever seen, calculating if the contract is approved or not
>I turn his 1000+ line of nonsense into 12 lines of C#
>mfw

Share your horror stories, bonus points if they involve jeets shitting out unmaintainable spaghetti code
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>>107795067
a junior in college told me indirectly (because he felt guilty) by ruining company infrastructure because muh linux. he uninstalled windows server and replace with linux server without understanding company network architecture and what it use for.

i'm glad i'm blacklisting him. but he can't recover from such idiot mistake ever.
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>>107808664
Be grateful. I LIVED AND STUDIED with Indians, they are a plague. T western yurop
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>>107826478
He is in India retard what can you do
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>>107830066
You never heard of dei quotas? Even universities have to enroll a certain amount of black and disabled students to get grants from states
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I worked at a company run by indians, who were setting up israeli SIM-internet-activated devices with microphones and backup batteries into 10's of 1000s of peoples' homes (many jokes were made about mossad backdoors). Everything was done horribly manually taking at least 10x more time and effort than needed, and adding lots of chances for mistakes and errors. According to one of the white idiots carrying that company on their backs they were getting jewed (who would have guessed) over the manufacturer's software that can mass-configure all devices at once, so instead it was decided to do it all individually and manually instead.

When I was sick of doing shitty pick&pack warehousing for the supposed IT job and told the jeet manager to jam it up his arse, he pathetically tried to bait me into punching him so he could dismiss me or report me for assault or some shit. I am not retarded like him, so I didn't fall for it. The white company founder and HR were very interested to hear about it during the exit interview. It was on camera too. Get fucked.

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How do I study without my mood tanking and hearing voices?
>cs50
>do problem set 1
>basic planning I should know ends up being a slog
>the voices come back in the midst of struggling but go away when I go do something else like wash the dishes
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Take your meds.
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>>107857560
Sex in this economy brotha? Ain't nobody looking towards 4channers like us with a desire for intimacy

>>107857613
/thread
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>>107857518
Exercise.
Eat healthy.
Get enough sleep.
Meditate.
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Stop smoking weed you idiot.
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>>107857560
>>107857977
bold of you both to preach these when you probably fill none of these criteria

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This will change everything.
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>>107857693
Some of the stuff does actually come back later on down the road to make a splash. I think graphene can be one of those things.
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>>107858502
>but we will need to wait until some independent tests
if they had a real product theres be zero chance they go to ces to talk about a black box with no testing
like a real battery advertises itself, you just have some 3rd party to test it out and in 2 days youd have 300 companies asking to license the tech
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>>107858519
i didnt know how they are actually marketing it, but seems somewhat skecthy
but i seen many lkegit products act this way so... lets see what happens
i like to follow this thread
https://endless-sphere.com/sphere/threads/thread-for-new-battery-breakthrough-pr-releases.57256/page-93
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>>107858380
It really sucks how like generations and generations of cool stuff science fiction promised us can just be thrown out en masse with the explanation "LOL HEAT"
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donut what

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How come American companies can't innovate like this? We can't even afford ram because of Trump meanwhile their ram is 2/3rds cheaper than what prices were in America before tarrifs.
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>>107856482
Didn't Lenovo make this shit 4 years ago?
Fucking chink bots you should be exterminated
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>>107856482
they already have these remote keyboard 2 screen displays in zogmerica
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>>107858468
>Windows 7
Do proprietary fags really use a 17 year old discontinued OS? Lmao
t. arCHAD
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>>107856482
looks like something that would catch fire in a week
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>>107856514
He is right though. it's little different than gimmicky shit Microsoft and the like have put out.
There's plenty of neat shit China has made, but this is only a good example for the like who get distracted by jingly keys.

CEO Edition

How to request advice:
>Budget
>Intended use (media, source, environment)
>Frequency response preference and music examples
>Past gear and your thoughts on them

FAQ:
>Where do I buy IEMs?
Amazon, Aliexpress, Linsoul, Hifigo, Shenzhenaudio

>Shopping Guide (IEMs, PMPs, Cables, Ear Tips, etc.):
https://rentry.org/consoomer_guide


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The human ear can't hear at a rate above 22KHz, or SNES samples
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>>107857199
>irl has a sample rate
what
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>bought Ziigaat Arete for vidya and Punch Audio Martilo's for drum and bass/edm off Amazon
>package gets lost in limbo for like a week and a half so I just get a refund from the jeets working customer support
>buy Arete 2 and Cano Cristales instead
>my Amazon package arrives a week after they refunded me
Well, I guess I got two IEMs for free
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>>107857327
>free
always nice
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The jeet mind can't comprehend sampling theorem >>107856515

Elon says his plan is to have humanity exploring space and meet alien civilizations

is this technologically achievable?
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>>107851263
spam or advertising
call it
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People hate Elon that much here?
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>>107847509
You can point a laser at the moon right now ans get it to bounce back with a mirror the US has put there, idiot
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>>107858033
>it is simply bigger earth then what we are allowed to know
Probably false by paths of commercial flights anyone is allowed to be on.

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What's "unknown" and "other"?
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>>107855897
Mostly Windows
>>107855914
If you so much as use an adblocker you don't show up on this site at all and they aren't partnered with any other major brokers like google or cloudflare that have the net traffic presence to see through adblockers. statcounter is notoriously buggy and unreliable. look at their 2023 data lmfao
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>>107855914
BSD is very relevant, and you are a fag or a glower (probably both)
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>>107855897
TempleOS
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>>107855897
>he's never run a website
they're bots anon
but seeing as your pic doesn't give detail about where it's getting this data from, who knows
also, tried out ungoogled-chromium in openbsd today, user agent said linux anyway
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>>107855897
statcounter, being a useless piece of shit site run from a mail box in an industrial park in ireland, relies 100% on javascript embedded in many websites that read user agents. since people can set their user agent to whatever they like, you end up with "unknown" percentage (usually when a browser completely denies access to the user agent data or gives it nothing) and crazy shit like apple being "14%" and "10%" despite only having an 8% market share at any given time (lots of people are using mac os and osx in emulators in 2026).

statcounter is an embarrassing joke.

>>107855914
this is correct

>>107856328
statcounter pay websites to include their javascript to mine any connecting users of data. if you use firefox and noscript, statcounter gets nothing. this is why when you see browser usage on this trash site, firefox rarely ranks highly because they're not able to get any useful information from those browsers as most people use noscript and ublock origin.

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>>107680640
Don't buy anything OTHER THAN IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad T, X, and W/P Series if you want the Real Business Experience™
>Other business laptops are welcome in /tpg/ (Dell Latitude/Precision, HP EliteBook/ZBook)

Why ThinkPad?
>Used machines are plentiful and cheap
>Excellent keyboards, tactile feel and quiet + the TrackPoint
>Great durability: magnesium roll cage for structural integrity, with high quality plastic body panels
>Utilitarian design: e.g. indicator LEDs, 7 row keyboard layout on older models
>Docking stations that easily turns your laptop into a desktop
>Easy to repair (most models), upgrade & maintain thanks to readily available service manuals for every model, spare parts easy & cheap to obtain
>Excellent Linux & *BSD support

ThinkWiki - General info about ThinkPads/specs
https://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/ThinkWiki

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>>107857942
The only librebooted thinkpad worth keeping is an X60.
Every other librebooted chinkpad should be sold at a comically inflated price to some other freetard.
>>107857394
Gentoo should suit you well, my anonymous hacker ally.
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>>107857591
Holy shit that thing will make all the girls cringe
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>>107857867
Yes but not in the 2242 slot. You need an adapter for the 2280 slot or just buy a 2280.
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>>107858224
>X60
So I keep it then? I can't imagine it appreciating in value *that* much in the future. Sure, it's one of the most glownigger-free boards compatible with Libreboot, but even then there are some caveats.
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>>107858250
yeah, I meant the wwan slot. fine, no 2nd ssd I guess

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SOVL
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>>107857439
Doesn't SMPlayer use MPV as the engine?
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>>107858040
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>>107858037
yes, it can choose between mpv and mplayer as the core. It basically reveals many mpv flags as GUI options.
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what the hold up
free everything
dym,axion car burning hydrogen gas stirling engine
russian concrete wheel monorail
greenarrays.com computing

https://youtu.be/KbnGlcQiL1c?si=pQwaOgCdAVI5QiGH

https://youtu.be/uK367T7h6ZY?si=-dE4z1QPBjpd5UmF

https://youtu.be/0PclgBd6_Zs?si=LOBURaCdGPzX0H7P

https://youtu.be/qlQQDQ_xmvg?si=o0i2CFuk8LiwcXEN
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female nipples are allowed on blue boards but i'm using the tomorrow theme
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>this is still up
paste
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>>107856751
Pic doesn't look like AI. Am I a fucking boomer? Is it over for me?
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>>107858345
ur cookd bro fr fr
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>>107858354
Damn it :/

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why cant linux handle basic tasks in 2025 without shitting the bed?
macOS literally invented drag and drop nearly half a century ago
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>>107858078
For the same reason scammers don't spellcheck; it's to filter out the people with a triple digit IQ
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>>107858078
Why did you post a random unrelated thread?
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>>107858227
Fix your bot
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>>107858231
You troonix users are insane
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>>107858410
What are you dumb inigger talking about? It's the exact same thread, reposted

>I pay 20 dollars a month to generate thumbnail images
Is this guy alright in the head or just straight up lying to cover up his ERP addiction?
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>>107858389
it would cost way more to commission an artist to make them
that said, of course he's gooning to AI but he can't just say that out loud
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post this shit again, clearly we didn't saw and understood the value of this amazing topic from the first time

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I am buying a Google Pixel 7a because my Samsung A03s doesn't work with voicemail and doesn't charge properly.

What am I in for buying a Google Pixel 7a? What did I do wrong with my Samsung?

Is Google Pixel 7a a good phone? I heard mixed things about Google Pixels being slow but other things about it being really useful. The one I am getting is octa-core and has 128 gigabytes.
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Why 7a specifically? I don't know how many rupees you can spare, but 8a, 9a, or even last couple years of flagships are pretty cheap. A like-new condition Pixel 9 Pro is under $500.
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Just factory reset your A03s and see if it fixes it
>pixel 7a
Nigga if you're a jew with your money like I am just get a Moto G 2024 or 2025 for like 150 bucks. At least that shit comes with an SD card slot and headphone jack.
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>>107856995
>just buy the worse UX with forced ads , locked down to the point it's literally useless.
Go back to r3ddit, low IQ zoomer faggot.
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>>107857370
Yeah, but Motorola sucks ass at QA
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>>107856975
I have it. It's fine, but too big for my taste so I downgraded to an iPhone SE and I'm using the Pixel just for banking.

>>107857152
Did they not remove the headphone jack, the mute toggle, fingerprint scanner and home button, ?

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What is the AMD equivalent of the 1080ti?
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R9 290x
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7900XTX 5 years from now
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>>107857817
7900xtx
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>>107857828
fbpb loved that lil nigger such good value
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>>107857817
7970 ghz edition

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>CEO sends out an email encouraging company to use AI more
>We consulted an AI (((expert))) that says it will make us more efficient
>Encouraging Copilot specifically bc we are already using Office, Azure, Etc.
>Mfw im the current IT dept head and was not consulted about any of this or brought in to meet with the (((expert)))

How do I tell him this shit is a terrible idea and AI should not be trusted with any meaningful or security sensitive information? Bonus points if it's a response that won't get me fired
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>>107854041
This. The ship is mortally wounded.
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>>107845460
you should be reporting that shit to your superiors.
obviously.
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>>107844527
No feet?
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>>107845460
>Local AI will get a boost in usage because companies kept leaking their shit to chatGPT
That would be so funny I hope that happens.
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>>107856320
Anon it is not a good thing to be riding the tiger.


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