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You will never be a real programmer. You have no commits, you have no pull requests, you have no public repos. You are a low IQ brown man twisted by an unearned comp sci degree and coding bootcamps into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and from bots. Behind your back people say that you're a useless DEI hire. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “tech bros” laugh at you behind closed doors.

Real programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Even devs who “pass” have no creative output and excessively verbose with techno buzzwords. Your GitHub profile is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to score a 3 month internship at a tech company, a real company will turn tail and bolt the second they sees that you haven't completed any non school related projects.

You will never be happy. You cope by saying that your bullshit software is using a proprietary test framework so you can't open source it, but deep down you know it's because you don't want people to see your incompetence, and that the core of your software is actually an open source project which you're shamelessly profiting off.

Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy a google gift card, a spoofed business phone number, and start scamming old people into redeeming.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>you have no public repos
Based. Who wants to have their hard work stolen anyway?
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>>103154144
A recruiter kept spamming me on linkedin asking to hop on a call with him to hear about the HOT NEW JOB HE HAS to offer me

i didn't give him my phone number, and instead he ghosted me after giving me a lecture on how remote jobs are drying up and I should be grateful for his offer (his offer was a help desk job with a 3 hour drive to the onsite location)

I don't understand the end game of these retards.
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Everyone saying that the market sucks for everyone.
Well I lied on my resume and claimed my last job for the last 2 years was doing SQL shit and now I have 3 interviews lined up just in 1 fucking week.

I will lie my way in because its fucking unfair to ask for any experience for an entry level position.

>But the hiring manager will sniff you out!

I'll keep applying I just have to win once and I have unlimited attempts.
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>>103154164
They're mostly doctors, nurse practitioners, directors, remote coder roasties and case management roasties.
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>>103154196
nu-recruiters got used to having hundreds of interested people after all the layoffs, and they cant cope with the tech job market slowly fixing itself again. they got into recruiting during a time when they could literally treat engineers like dogs, because someone will fetch anyway.
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>>103154209
>I have unlimited attempts
You do know there are nation-wide blacklists?
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>>103154229
>there's even more jeets applying than ever before
>the tech job market slowly fixing itself again
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>>103154253
i base my post on my own experience, I'm getting a lot more interviews/recruiter attention now compared to a year or two ago.
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Tech support guy.
Quick question. Is it normal for devs to have ABSOLUTELY no idea how computers work?
I spent the past couple of years helping new-hires with their IT problems and I'm actually amazed at how little young devs know about computers.
I thought devs were supposed to be good with computers?
Most 35+ year old devs I've worked with actually seem to know what they're doing and never call me for help, but the 20~ something year old devs keep calling me at the slightest of inconvenience asking for help and most of the times it's just "turn it off and on" solutions

>>103154220
It's not like they're waiting for me to "figure out their problems" for hours... Like 99% of the time it's something very stupid that gets fixed in less than 5 minutes since the ticket was opened to me by just telling them to "have you tried turning it off and on again"
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>>103154289
>Is it normal for devs to have ABSOLUTELY no idea how computers work
Yes, why do you think they hire tech support?
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>>103154289
what kind of problems do they face?
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>a client I hated at my old job keeps calling me
This motherfucker
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Is Trump finally gonna deport all these pajeets?
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>>103154304
I thought tech support was supposed to help the normies like managers, HR, finance dude, not devs
Devs are supposed to know how computers work... no?
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>>103154246
Don't care, I gave up being honest.
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>>103154337
Being a dev and being able to go through Windows' and Linux's bullshit are two different skillsets anon
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>>103154352
t. not a dev
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None of the recruiters believes me that one of my previous job was helping devs set up their workstations from intelij to git. One dev had an issue doing cloning repos with his cygwin git. I reinstalled, checked AD permissions on gitlab, created new keys. I also told him that you don't need to only use ssh to clone, you can clone from https as well on his console. Dude was a new hire 3 weeks stuck on this issue. Solved it in 30 minutes on a call with hiis manager. The manager was on the call not sure why.
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>>103154330
>dev: my connection is slow
>move to another location closer to the router

>dev: I'm getting an error when I try to connect to internal systems
>turn the VPN off and on

>dev: computer is not recognizing my keyboard, says USB error
>unplug and plug the device

>devs: my bluetooth headphones are not connecting
>unplug and plug the device

>dev: my webcam is not working
>unplug and plug the device

>dev: my [insert sotftware] is not working
>what's the error?
>dev: it duuuuh... says the license expired
>just request a new license
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>>103154361
All a dev needs to know is how to program
They don't necessarily need to know the ins and outs of retarded Windows goop
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>>103154344
Doesn't have anything to do with you being a soon-to-be-blacklisted leech.
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>>103154384
I'll change my name I don't care
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>>103154381
You sound like someone who is responsible for picrel.
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>>103154395
Courts keep track of name changes, and your new name will be handled as an alias next to your real one.
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I wish you all luck
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>>103154416
I don't care man I'm not getting a job at this pace since nobody is going to hire me and all internships are going to rich kids at ivy league schools.
They cheated due to generational wealth and connections, I need to cheat on my own way.
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>>103154448
Have you considered dying?
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>>103154448
have you tried witchcraft? that opens up some doors
t. Santero
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>>103154144
where mogus????
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Is scrum being mentioned in a job listing a bad sign?
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>>103154337
devs are normies.

if you have seen any computer science degree courses, you would see they learn everything BUT computers.

Sure they know how to set up their IDE on their macbook, they can string together python apis, and they will even tell you that they KNOW computers; but as soon as there's an actual computer issue they will come straight to you anon.

Give one of your devs an actual computer task, like installing gentoo server, or even setup a network with proper cybersecurity principles and they'll give up.
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>>103154448
if you dont care then just buy a gun already
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>>103154466
>t. unemployed unproductive tinkerer
yeah that'll be a uhhh double cheeseburger with no pickles, a large fry, and a large chocolate milkshake. and make it snappy.
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>>103154490
And if not?
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>>103154510
ill call corporate
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>>103154465
just that you are gonna have an agilist, a manager and project lead over you, if not, just a manager and a project lead
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>>103154518
Good luck.
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just failed technical interview.
I thought having 5 years of experience would be enough to land something but boy, I was wrong. I'm useless and ignorant.
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>>103154536
dw, u fucked up. now, u have the opportunity to redeem needful sir. try again!
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>>103154536
Didnt get the memo? You now need to spend at least 5 months grinding leetcode and system design questions before you even dare to do a technical round.
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Do you ever get the feeling that you'd never be able to replace your current job (in pay and role)?
I tried monkey branching but got only a single interview and it went terrible, really a complete mismatch, I'm not sure why they even did it.
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>>103154536
I never pass the tech interviews and always get the job
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>>103154672
The job market is abysmal and will be abysmal forever cause you're competing with the entire world now and most other countries will work for $3 and a porn magazine
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>>103154536
Whenever a company starts demanding I do leetcode, I respectfully decline and wish them a nice day.
The time you waste on their inane bullshit is time you could've spent on finding more opportunities.
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>>103154727
Unless you're gunning for fagman, leetcode is for chumps.
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>>103154536
my favorite part is leetcodes but they don't allow you to use the internet
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>>103154745
Even then, it's a huge commitment. I've seen people put in a time investment that's equivalent to working a full-time job for 6 months. That amount of effort could've easily gone into a start-up. Depending on what start-up you're doing and how good you are at leetcode interviews, the start-up may be the option that's more likely to succeed.
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>millennial engineer coworker who looks like a boomer and acts like one can not program in any language

Is that an actual thing? I'm just a junior.
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>>103154709
Seems that way. Since they're trying to force us back to the office and gave me a pitiful raise when every other year I was getting 10%+. I just can't be assed anymore, I hate it all.
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>>103154780
Engineering was destroyed when people expected them to become programmers
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the biggest myth in the tech industry is
>DON'T LIE ON YOUR RESUME! RECRUITERS TALK!
HR of different companies don't talk to each other and there's no such thing as a blacklist, not even among fortune 500 companies
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>>103154769
yes they do, ive never had a coding round where i wasnt allowed to google for things like syntax. as long as you dont use chatgpt and copy paste the answers, you're good.
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yo I got a fagman offer we are back
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>>103154775
Bretty good point.

>>103154727
Based. Do you humor them and do any technical stuff? I once had to interview someone and was told to give them basically fizzbuzz as homework. That's probably all I'd be willing to do personally if I was being interviewed.
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>>103154810
>as long as you dont use chatgpt and copy paste the answers, you're good.
but thats all i do on the job
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>>103154808
You're mean.
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>>103154808
any advice on how to bullshit the required experience and even additional certs?
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>>103154594
must be an IQ issue
I grinded leetcode for 2 weeks and passed technicals just fine only 2 months back
two lc "hards" too
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>>103154727
>Whenever a company starts demanding I do leetcode, I respectfully decline
How often has the "Bartleby the Scrivener" routine worked out for you?
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>>103154882
Shouldn't you be asking the company instead?
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>>103154894
I would prefer not to.
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>>103154780
>millennial engineer coworker who looks like a boomer and acts like one can not program in any language
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>>103154919
He literally looks like this, mustache and baldness included.
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>graduated 7 months ago
>still no job
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>103154843
>any advice on how to bullshit
Don't.
Recruiters talk and you'll get blacklisted.
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>>103154959
should have done an internship instead of gooning all day long on 4chin
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>>103154821
>Do you humor them and do any technical stuff?
That depends on what they want. If they want me to draw an inverted binary tree on a whiteboard I'll politely decline, as this implies the person has no technical background.
If instead they ask me what algorithm I would apply to a certain problem, I'll gladly use the same whiteboard to explain what I'd choose and why.
>>103154882
>Bartleby the Scrivener
I had to look that up.
>In the story, a Wall Street lawyer hires a new clerk who, after an initial bout of hard work, refuses to make copies or do any other task required of him, responding to any request with the words "I would prefer not to."
kek
I have one immutable rule: I only do the job I was hired to do.
If you're going to hire me to engineer stuff and instead are wasting my time by assigning me tasks like replacing light bulbs or sending out the company's newsletter, I'll simply refuse (but not before asking if I will be paid double wages).

It's absolutely insane how companies these days think you're their slave the moment they hire you.
If your contract does not state that you have to do what they ask you to do, you should not feel even the slightest bit of uncertainty when refusing them.
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>400+ applications
>zero (0) calls back

wtf? Is my resume shit? If I need to use .net 4 for much longer I'm going to go insane. Any pointers appreciated

Also, is there any decent open source projects worth contributing to? Just to keep me sane
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>>103155077
>Any pointers appreciated
0x140001010.
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>>103155077
>Any pointers appreciated
0xDEADBEEF
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>>103155077
It's probably just the lack of experience combined with shitty job market. It looks mostly fine to me.
Try to dress up your current job so it looks like you are more important
>maintained this
>maintained that
>javashit
>html
Are kind of detractors. Try to make it more impactful with specific examples.
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execs and scrum jannies are making my life fucking miserable bros
I have never been less motivated to work after being in contact with these fuckers
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>>103155077
0xCAFEBABE
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put this in the next OP! jobs abound!

https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
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>>103155228
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>>103155228
Urge to send an application containing nothing but the message "haha, made you look!" rising...
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what are some piss easy projects that i can put in my nonexisting portfolio?
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>You acknowledge and agree that 4chan will not pay you any wages or other compensation (including without limitation any equity or ownership share in 4chan) at any time, now or in the future, under any circumstances, for performing the Moderation Duties, and you will not be eligible to participate in any 4chan company-sponsored benefits.
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>>103155228
>>103155243

>So why should we hire you to work for the CIA?
>I am a 4chan janny
>You start tomorrow
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>>103155313
They target people who do it for the power trip alone. Like cops.
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>>103155077
Get rid of the last page completely. There is not a single person who cares about all those projects and your "leadership experience". Also get rid of Remote next to the job openings. Just say where the company was headquartered at least.

Your points are not good and they don't show any kind of depth. You have only written that you have worked on X but anyone can write that. You also need to tailor your resume based on the jobs that you are applying to. Are you applying for .NET jobs? Then you need to reformat your other work-experiences to say that you worked in .NET related technologies. You also need to include something about Azure.
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>>103155077
>Pathfinding
>Ray tracing
>3D rendering
These are all existing technologies that you appropriated. You didn't develop any new ones.
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>>103154253
>believes college-aged girls want to date a middle aged upper class man
uhhh... this is literally an entire industry in japan. whoever made this pic is a retard
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>>103155447
Japanese are subhuman pedophiles, soulless insects who are notorious gold diggers. We're talking about actual human beings here.
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>>103155470
I accept your concession.
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>>103155475
And I accept yours, since you never disagreed with my claim that japanese aren't human beings.
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why did we allow ourselves to be ruled by pajeet overlords?
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>>103155485
Why would I? It's so ridiculous it tarnishes your character as well.
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>>103154144
Today I did seven hours of on site interview for a national lab position, god it was long. There should only be 3 or so others on the shortlist, hopefully I get it.
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Subject: MY COMPUTER GLITCHES
Body: [empty]
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>>103154808
that bitch got fired and blacklisted btw
plus, she Canadian
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>>103155891
I hope she killed herself desu
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>>103154144
I hate programming so fucking much, it is just not for me, it is just not fucking clicking.
Can I even get into tech without knowing how to code?
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>>103155896
there are other computer jobs than just software engineer dude
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>>103154843
Companies wont dig too deep if its an early career.
Pay a friend to do an LLC and hire you and make some bullshit software at a loss.

If you don't have money/time/friends then get a job at a shitty company that supplies employees to other companies that want to outsource their jobs. Its so fucking hard to trace what the actual shit you did other than doing contract work. You can say you did simple shit so you don't get fucked.

Sharing this information because companies and teams need to fucking make trainee positions already for people that want to get into the industry without work experience. In the end they are still hiring people for 6 figures that lied on their resumes instead of making 3-4 jobs for the same amount and hire 4 students/self taught devs that know the basics and let them learn on a work environment.
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i'm getting fired tomorrow
i've got the feeling
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>>103155939
thanks anon
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>>103154808
so participating in the trucker march against covid mandates gets you blacklisted but being a pajeet who retweets posts against muslims and christians is fine and encouraged
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>>103156035
What did you do?
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>>103155896
if you have social skills become a product manager
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>>103156054
not much
i think they just don't need me anymore
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>new manager notices minor problem in our team's processes and asks me why we're doing things this way
>I start writing him an email explaining why we do things the way we do and that there's definitely some room for improvement and we could do things another way and that I could write him a process improvement proposal if he's interest
>about to hit "send"
>remember he's a busywork non-technical retard that non-ironically came from the food industry and thinks dev work is the same as a chef's and because of that he'll just assign me a task asking me to improve the process
>also remember that this is above my paygrade
>erase everything
>give a short reply saying it's just how the previous manager used to run things and we haven't had any issues because of it so far
>he replies "ok"
>I go back to my normal work

Wow. I almost can't believe how much I've matured in just 5 years of working with tech.
I feel like I've dodged a huge fucking bullet here.
Feel sort of proud of myself.
Younger and more energetic me would have definitely written a process improvement proposal and started working on it in parellel with my current task for the "good of the company", but somehow something clicked in my brain and just before hitting "send" I realized how pointless it would've been
Happy with myself.
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>>103156054
he didn't do anything but the pajeets at Cognizant have given his company an attractive offer. Three pajeets for every dev at a fraction of the price
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>>103156124
They suddenly working you only 12 hours a day instead of 16?
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>>103156130
Last job I had with Cogi folks, the pajeets cost the same or more as the employees, but didn't count as employees so the devision's metric of revinue-per-employee looked great to the corporate overlords.
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>>103156130
saar why do u speaking bad of cognizant? they r good company they relocating me to CANADA....
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>>103156299
>revinue
Good morning saar
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>>103156265
more like 2 instead of 6
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>>103154144
>>103154457
plumber's left sleeve
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>>103154808
god damn she's ugly physically and mentally (for putting up her freakish face on the interwebs)
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I live in a country that's unironically collapsing, born and raised. You might think "wtf it's over for you" but no, couldn't be better kek.
I'm making absolute BANK trying to safe dying companies with last minute digitalization kek.
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>>103156609
How, if you sound so incompetent?
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>>103156129
I need to start doing this instead of explaining myself
if it works it works
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>>103156609
You're brazilian.
t. brazilian and brazil keeps getting worse but its great for me because I get paid in USD
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>>103156675
Do it.
I can’t emphasize enough how incredible this has been for me.
My day has been amazing thanks to that.
That simple act of stopping for a minute before hitting "send" has saved me so much time and spared me countless headaches—I almost can’t believe it took me five years to reach this realization
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USD is an instrument of abject evil.
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>>103156699
Sounds more like you're a part of the problem.
A leech, if you will.
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>>103156734
Sorry, Mr. Shekelberg. If it's above my paygrade I won't bother doing it.
Promote me to team manager and I might start thinking about how to streamline team processes.
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>>103156773
Your "paygrade" is whatever I tell you to do.
Otherwise you can make your way to the bread line like the rest of the niggers.
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>>103156773
Nah, the problem is that your manager are not competent enough. You should've been fired and barred from every tech job in the country, but unfortunately the people in charge are even dumber than you.

Shame.
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>>103156780
>>103156785
>Your "paygrade" is whatever I tell you to do.
But I did what my manager told me to do?
I wrote a consive reply and he was happy with it. He even added a smile at the end of the email "ok :)"
Why are you fucks angry if my manager is happy?
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>>103156798
>I wrote a consive reply and he was happy with it
You were lying and deceiving him, and in a proper justice system would now face fraud charges and a ten-year sentence.
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>>103156813
>You were lying and deceiving him
What?

>manager asks me why specific team process is the way it is
I can
A:
>go into technical detail explaining to him why the process is the way it is (he won't get it) and propose a process improvement
or

B:
>cut the crap and tell him it is the way it is because of previous management decision (not a lie) and that the process is working well (not a lie)
I never lied to him.
I just didn't go into detail and didn't make a process improvement proposal.
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>>103156838
>(he won't get it)
Not your call to make. You hid information from him and should've faced the consequences for that.
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>>103156838
You should be executed. You were not hired to make administrative decisions about workflow. You were hired to provide technical counsel. You are beating your chest about how you won't do work "above your paygrade" yet you went over your station in life here.
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>>103156855
>>103156873
what is this, manager day or just cuck hour? shut the fuck up

>>103156798
why the fuck are you even defending yourself? you shut up too
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>>103156933
It's called a reality check. Naturally you don't like it.
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>>103156855
>>103156873
>You hid information from him and should've faced the consequences for that.
Good luck with that. My previous manager left months ago, and he wouldn’t want to touch our company with a ten-foot pole.
There's literally not a single living person besides me that can confirm or deny the information I've shared with my manager.

>>103156933
I think they're both pajeet managers shitposting. There's no way they're real people. I'll stop.
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>>103156948
Yes, we know you escaped justice. As I said, in a proper justice system we'd take ten years of your life and have you pay for it, too.

>pajeet
I'm white, leech.
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>>103156944
>NOOO YOU CAN'T BE HECKING HURTING THE CRUDERINO COMPANYRINO!!!
you're the one who needs to realize tech doesn't provide a real value to society. step off your high stool and face reality: we need more food, not more coderinos
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>>103155077
this is shit
get rid of projects get rid of leadership get rid of some of the dumb skills (neovim? lol) and improve the writing of all your accomplishments to STAR, get rid of literally anything where you can't quantify with some metric you achieved, even if the metric is made up bullshit
voluntary experience is experience and it sounds more important than the teaching role, move that up to experiences and shut up about not being paid
do you realize what a waste of space "used vcs" is in a topic? you just wasted like effectively 3 lines in your layout just to say the tech equivalent of "uhh yeah I used a keyboard and uhhh a screen"
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>>103156977
>it's OK I broke what the civilized world consider a law
Tell it to the judge if they ever get sober enough to charge you.
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>>103157007
ok
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>>103157007
>not "going the extra mile" to "optimize business process" is illegal
Fellow felonbros, how are we spending our time in maximum security prison? I'm thinking we should pick up some Agile(TM) books from the library to atone for our bad goy sins.
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>>103156838
don't listen to those scrum jannies
what managers don't know can't hurt them
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>>103155447
>BUT LE JAPAN!
The world is way more than just chink pedophiles, retard.
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>>103155447
cow dung is literally an entire industry in india, guess the west is retarded for making fun of it
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>>103157073
Why bother? You'd have to be elected president of your nation to have a chance at getting your felony convictions expunged. Any background check would get you laughed out of any company you'd apply for.
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>>103157110
Yeah.
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>>103157134
Will you at least turn yourself in, or are you completely honorless?
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>>103156343
Nah I'm just bad with the vowels because I am autistic.
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>>103155077
This was a good CV 10 years ago, now it's barely curry shit
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>>103157095
cow dung is an industry in america too retard its sold by the ton for use as fertilizer
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>>103156456
2 hours is normal for a corporate worker bee.
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>>103154144
Fuck stonetoss but we absolutely deserved that.
Also
Fuck Elon
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>>103157256
Uhhh, buddy? This isn't reddit.
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>>103157174
cow dung patties then
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>>103157256
Codeniggers are huge fucking cucks. They literally told everyone
>well why don't you just hecking replace me???? are you dumb????? HURR I BET YOU CAN'T DO MY JOB!!!
Then this shit happened and they are all surprised. Lmao
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>>103157256
what do you have against stonetoss?
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>>103157291
He's probably gonna say something like being a le hecking racist.
I hate stonetoss myself because he's a fat spic faggot.
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>>103157317
You forgot to mention he's right.
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>>103157346
Yeah, he's mostly right, but he's still an ugly fat spic faggot.
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>>103156677
Wrong
>>103156641
How do I sound incompetent?
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>new to all this
>laid off after first job 4yoe
>everyone talking about leetcode
>leetcode sql is all absolute beginner shit
is there a better site for actual sql questions? im assuming sql is considered baby shit but i dont see the point of having 50 questions that are all freshman level
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>>103157479
>wtf
>kek
>BANK
People who speak like this are more interested in selling poor ideas to poor retards. If you "make BANK" that just means you're participating in the second-oldest profession on this planet, which is to separate retards from their money.
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>>103157479
> Wrong
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>>103157498
>DID YOU JUST USE HECKIN INTERNET SLANG.... ON THE INTERNET?!?
REEEEE
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>>103157562
Yeah, like that.
I feel sorry for the poor retards you're grifting money from.
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>>103155077
0xB16B00B5
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>How the hell did 0.22% of people beat my runtime?
>Oh...
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>>103157497
wtf is leetcode sql
leetcode is language agnostic
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>>103155097
>>103155112
>C faggotry
The world has moved on boomers
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where do I find rust jobs
I need to pay for my facial feminization surgery
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>>103157838
>has descended
ftfy
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Should I put military medals on my resume?

I'm only applying to 1st line hell desk anymore
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>>103157865
You can't call yourself a real troon if you don't have the squarest manliest face on a 1,90m body. I'm sorry sister, but this is the minimum troon cutoff.
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>>103157174
the difference between us and pajeets is that pajeets literally eat cow shit. I wouldnt be surprised if some pajeets use the cow-dung patties for their afternoon snack. ive seen plenty of clips of pajeets making cow dung burgers to be convinced otherwise
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>>103157174
it sounds like cow dung is in fact NOT an industry in india, and is cultivated/consumed locally as is as an at best commercial concern and not an industrial one (cow dung is being consumed to make more advanced substances or parts nor is being consumed at such a scale that it is its own industry requiring subsectors of support)
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>>103158119
Literal autism. Kill youself.
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>take a sick day
>CEO (who is my boss) asks if we should reschedule the meeting for today

You can't make this shit up. A meeting is work. I took the day off due to not feeling well.
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>>103158231
unironic lol. where I ""work"" we have an after school program tier "cyber ops team" to do CTFs and stuff and the first thing in every meeting is "For those of you who have filled out paperwork to get paid, we're working on it, and for those of you who didn't, we thank you because we have only so much money but also why did you not even try"
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>>103158307
When my boss sends me an e-mail last week about SPENDING FREEZES ON EVERYTHING (when I don't spend money on shit.) and then says oh BTW, we're on a hiring freeze.

Future looks bleak.
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>>103154289
>Like 99% of the time it's something very stupid that gets fixed in less than 5
I'll make mistakes like this all the time if I let myself get caught up in the bigger picture rather than focusing on the small details and that's where experience comes in
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>>103157789
I don't get it.
Is it faster on paper because of the 6 broken special cases?
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>>103158080
I'm 168 cm with a twink face (but not female passing) what am I
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>>103158325
i hate my job and my place in the world but unironically
>have anxiety attacks literally every time i have to report in even just to do normal office stuff
>had to demonstrate competence well above my pay grade from the start and still have to
>have to dress in ridiculously over-formal wear for some occasions, and the rest of the time everyone is wearing combat boots and sweatpants
>have to move around the country on a whim just to maintain your shitty wage
>your best wishes will never come true and your worst fears are a matter of course
>sometimes you're faced with genuine threat of death through no fault of your own
>sometimes you have to use active directory
>make more than enough money to live my life

other than the last one these things seem incredibly common for the normal job market. i hate my job but these days i'm thankful to have it and have ample opportunity to make it even worse (for higher pay)

and even then, for whatever bizarre reason, the forces have been flush with cash for like a decade now. i thought it was a flash in the pan when I finally got a good contract but looking beyond the "on the ground" equipment deficiencies into procurement and behind the scenes gear, there is so much fucking money. not for individual members, but they are buying stuff and they need people to operate that stuff. I used to fight for pencils and rulers and now I have non-functional radio sets and brand-new laptops for no one to use properly. even basic infantry weapons are getting slow but incredibvly expensive upgrades among the non-ground-pounders. the money is there. I have no idea where it's coming from but i don't care and I will use it
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>>103158358
Anon, those benchmarks are complete trash. Submit the solution when their servers have low workload and any trash tier code will beat even shameless cheaters.
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>>103158231
whats ur title
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>>103154144

An alarming amount of good programmer colleagues have gone unemployed on Linkedin. It's not looking good. I'm actually pretty scared.
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>>103158464
Skill issue. If they were really good they wouldn't need to work anymore. Simple as.
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>>103158479

Even if I had all the money in the World, I would still be working.
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Most of my "real" job is AD monkeying and training juniors on how to do basic geometry, I work maybe two days a week at most and take 9-5-er contracts or deploy when I feel like it, and most of that is AD monkeying or first-line support for esoteric black boxes taking up space where real servers should be. This isn't healthy, but I make enough to support my lifestyle and then some, have excess money to be lazy when I want to be, and the only thing I wont for is the capacity for love and violence. Is this it? Did I win?
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>>103154158
>webm
I'd win.
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>FEMBOYFURFAGGOTSHIT WITH GUNS
meanwhile furries IRL...
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>>103158487
You would work for yourself, in your own projects.
Just like me.
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>>103157831
leetcode has ~300 database problems that can only be submitted in a few SQL flavors and pandas
they're mostly fairly simple but databases don't really have the same kind of competitive brainteasers available that generic algorithms do
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>>103155077
Reduce it to 1 (one) page.
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>>103158358
The special cases aren't "broken", they're just the cases that take the most time.
jeetcode test cases are static and for most problems it will only be like 3/100 testcases that are using 90% of the runtime, so tards think they're being clever by just hardcoding in the computationally expensive answers to get the beats 100% screen
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>>103158596
unironically one of my bigger regrets in life is i got robbed at gunpoint some time ago and couldn't do shit. even worse than that, when I reported it to my unit because my military ID and smart card were in there, they were way too understanding and way too coddling about it. having a gun in your face is one thing; I complied. what else can you do taken off guard, even if you are armed? I was drunk and unarmed myself, what else could you do?

the response after made me feel genuinely weak and helpless though -- it took forever to get that stuff replaced, and uninvolved people being sorry about it and making constant comments honestly made me feel worse. It was patronizing. I should start just carrying a gun myself. Hand over the wallet and then pop them when they turn around.

It was especially on the smart card, oddly -- at my previous unit, I would have been the guy to e-mail ottawa saying "A card was lost, revoke and reinstantiate certs pls" but moved units and was no longer that guy. And it'd have been like two business days if done promptly but instead it took forever and tons of pleading reminders, and at the time I was doing more stuff that actually needed it so it was a huge pain in the ass.
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>>103158662
lmfao
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I already signed an offer with another company but took a screener call with a recruiter today just to waste her time
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>>103158666
that said, talking about it, i guess I have an answer now to the typical interviewer "Tell Me How You Handled a Difficult Situation" shit test

>some dude threatened to shoot me in my retarded head so i had to give up physical keycards to ostensibly secure systems
>I didn't mention the card was in my wallet when I handed it over and I called my boss to have the CA to revoke the certs asap
>it took three weeks

>dont worry though they're technically unclassified CCI if you dont have the password to decrypt your certificate and even if you did they're only Pro B
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>>103154332
You're so pretty, anon. Wuw
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>>103158666
>i got robbed at gunpoint
>m-my yubikey tho
larp
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>>103158062
I put good conduct and a NAM for a work related (and job search related) project. IT deployment in Iraq. Medal + short description.
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>>103158756
I only have the generic "did a deployment, ever" and "did a deployment, but with NATO" medals though. And no recorded BZs. my country is stingy with awards

[spoiler]maybe i should fish for another deployment just to glory-seek for RoR[/spoiler]
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>>103158666
Buy a gun, dipshit. Concealed carry your entire life with zero incidents is retarded paranoia.
Not having a gun on you at all times after literally being threatened with murder by a stranger is equally retarded.
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>>103158792
Join special forces and volunteer for suicide missions until you have more medals than memories of childhood.
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Indian co-worker called me a "mayo monkey" today. I didn't understand what he meant but I wanted to be culturally sensitive so I just nodded my head and said "thank you" and he laughed in my face. What was that?
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>>103158524
> basic geometry
This you?
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>>103158794
in my country it is illegal to carry a pistol at all without specific authorization to transport it from home to a range or hunting ground for that specific trip (where it must be at least trigger-locked in a non-locking container upon delivery while not in use) and illegal to carry a rifle not at least trigger-locked and hidden from open view (though not requiring specific authorization to transport) throughbeit

and my style of fashion precludes CC because even in winter i wear my coat open and my favoured coats are honestly one that's fashionably slightly too small and a greatcoat that I don't even keep my wallet in because it's too ponderous to access the pockets. and I'm a terrible shot with pistols anyway.

>>103158823
I am not in nearly good enough shape to even make Boarding Party and am not in a trade that routinely is drawn from for tan berets. later in my career in the fleet I was always slotted into QRT but I think it's just because I'm dark skinned and QRT is not some high speed low drag operator thing, they just hand you a rifle and say "if any morons get too close when we're going into port, wave it at them, if they continue to close, open fire and hope the local police already have drones up to make your posthumous murder charge at least marginally defensible"
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>>103158852
no but i unironically own a bow (i bought it because it was half-off when I bought a bunch of hard drives and a pool cue from a local pawn shop (it is a 40lbs wal-mart child's compound bow))
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>>103155573
I hope you get the job as a disposable test subject, anon
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>>103158666
>gets robbed
>still a furfag
Like a furry in Edmonton, whole ass suiter too, I know. I call him "two lessons, none learned". I talked to him when I was underageb& (on friendly terms + he didn't know), he was a cunt. Got hit by a car. Talk to him again after, still a cunt. Gets hit by a semi truck the second time.
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>>103158853
>a greatcoat that I don't even keep my wallet in because it's too ponderous to access the pockets.
Iconic.
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>>103158853
>>103158856
The more I hear about you, the less I wanna hear.
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>>103158876
did he died
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>>103158891
Parsley is just fine. You can find him on Barq. Same with Bearpaw, same with Baxter. Furry dogs keep walking, lying sack of shit keeps tracking.
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>>103158902
I don't know what any of those things are because am an furnet IRC lad so instead I will listen to EDF anthems to soothe myself (I have never actually played EDF the prospect of the Air Force and Navy being destroyed or cast about it simply too exciting)
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>>103158916
well on account that youre in the armed forces, I will let you know that I may or may not have snagged a corporal on the firing range where the patricias are.
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>>103158919
based but i hope you brought some mosquito repellent
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>>103158919
giwtwm
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>>103158666
lol owned retard
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>have to fly to New York for an in person interview for a job that only pays $20/hr and that I'm not gonna get anyway
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I'm pretty sure I didn't win. Does anyone win?
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>>103158992
fucking McDonald's is paying over $20/hr now, why bother
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>>103158992
Don't do it, if they can do the remote interview is not worth it
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>>103159027
Why did we allow society to reward morons who never made it past high school tier jobs?
>>103159041
It's a field tech IT thing
Not really a remote job innit
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>>103159072
interviews are mostly remote nowadays, even if they want you to move to their state. It happened to me once
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If I'm still so angry all the time, does that mean I'm winning? I'm upset, but don't yearn for more *stuff*; I need fulfillment and that clearly won't come from money, or space, or tools, or anything else like that.

I've got other stuff ready to put on the go, bust mostly for fun and entirely on commission. I want to start some personal projects, but see no need to, since I've got all I want. I'd like to practice my skills, but have nothing to practice them on. I am deeply upset by this; it feels like there's so much to do, but I can't identify exactly what and there's not much feeling that it really has to be done, whatever it is.

What is it I have to do? Do I just go on to laze under a tree and die? I'm unsatisfied.
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>>103159084
I've already had 4 remote interviews with them
Yes
Four of them
For a shit paying job
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I'm an amateur dev, I've only done personal or very small commercial projects.

I know HTML, CSS, JS so I build websites for petshops and stuff like that. I know C# because of my personal game dev projects. I'm comfortable with SQL for having worked with a bookstore's database before. And overall I'd say I have a good sense of design, I know Blender 3D and Photoshop.

Am I worth anything in the tech world?

Sometimes I feel like I don't know shit, but when I have a crack at a problem I can figure my way out. I'm starting to like it, but it's weird not having an IT diploma or any experience working for tech companies. I started sending my resume last month, only got one response and they gave me a super complex Unity test to do. I could pull it off if I tried, but I'm not fast and I thought it was too much work for a free test, felt like being scammed, because I don't know if these tests are common.

Any advice?
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>>103159111
did they mention who is the interview with? may be signing a contract? that's odd
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>>103158439
>>103158662
kek, okay, now I understand.
I never did Leetcode, so I couldn't know.
Please tell me company don't rely on it to accept jobs... (they do, right?)
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>>103159113
>he's not some programming savant or Indian guy
Ngmi
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>>103154144
It's all the big poops that twitter took.
Twitter has to leave for a bit while the plumbers evaluate and reconstruct the architecture of the waste management at twitter from all the big poops that were taken.
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>>103159122
They mentioned talking with the VP awhile ago so maybe him
Again it's ridiculous for a job that pays me enough to only live in the ghetto
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>>103159089
Go into law or something. You'll never make it in Tech.
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>>103159137
yeah it blows, I sometimes wish I was truck driver or a brick layer, at least that's healthier
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>2023
>Separating from military
>Get offered interview for contracting job I was already doing as enlistoid
>Decline interview because I had just accepted a different job offer (big mistake, that job sucked ass)
>Fast forward a year and a half
>Apply for that job again (it has a high turnover rate, the listing is always posted lol)
>Get rejected, despite having an extra year of experience (and a shitload of new certs) from when I got offered an interview
God damn. Do I fall into the category of "too much experience" now? Am I blacklisted for having declined the interview a year and a half ago? I doubt it's my resume, that job is practically listed on there. Is it just the dogshit job market?

>>103158062
I would put the Humanitarian Service Medal I got for OAR/OAW on there, except they never gave it to me. I will forever be mad.
Also I'm always surprised at how many veterans post in /twg/.
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hire Whites, assist Whites, promote Whites
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>>103159163
That's illegal anon
Shaniqua and Rajuman need to be hired
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>>103159159
don't feel bad, when I did Op Reassurance it wasn't even clear if we'd get tax-free pay, let alone a medal. and the little boats have been doing Op Caribbe every year but the pay and medal eligibility change every fucking year. like I said, our country is stingy with awards

>Apply for that job again
ghost posting probably
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>>103159177
then its time to openly break the law
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AI has taken over and I'm still unemployed
It's over
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>>103159213
Saar the minorities are too dumb to get jobs on equal footing
Do the needful affirmative action
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>>103159213
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Does CSEC maintain a listing of people who shall never be employed normally, or is that outside of their charter and is the RCMP or CSIS' job
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>>103158932
he was a corporal it was in the office on the shitty pleather couch
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>there are """""""""veterans"""""""" in the chat
LIARS
DEGENERATES
KILLERS
PSYCHOS
HEARTLESS
INSANE CRIMINALS
STUPID
MUTTS
NOTHING BUT PURE EVIL
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>>103154380
>>devs: my bluetooth headphones are not connecting
>>unplug and plug the device
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>>103159240
>the one ausbro A-posing
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>>103159264
don't make monsters out of men.

BUILT FOR BIED
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>>103159308
>>103159264
Make a beast of yourself and let go the pain of being a man
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test
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>>103159313
did you pass
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IT jobs for someone hated by the god of failure?
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Is a dr.pepper in the morning weird? I had 3 coworkers who I've never talked to before stop by my desk this morning and started the convo with some variation of "Soda in the morning, huh?". Like, 2 of them were holding coffee. Is it really any different?
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>>103159469
dr pepper is weird regardless of the time of day
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>>103159451
does he hate you because you keep winning (seethe) or do you keep losing as a result of him hating you?
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>>103159502
All I do is win and I'm not really sure why.
I am an objectively terrible person and lead my life in an unsavoury way. I've taken some shitty knocks here and there but always come out at least slightly ahead. As I am now, I have enough money to be lazy, enough suitors to be picky, and the things that make me upset are distinctly first-world problems. It's distressing because I know life shouldn't be this way; I should really do a lot worse, and the things I can upset about seem so easy to everyone else.
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>>103159503
Shut up! Nobody asked!
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>>103159535
where do you live anon
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>>103159607
Where else as an anglophone without land, a nation, nor even a country to be proud of, making money off of a strong and stable government that conjures wealth from nothing and shares it with no one, sitting happily in a land that hasn't experienced a real war on its soil in generations? Canada, of course
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lol anyone else rich?
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>>103159706
rich but not wealthy, sure
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>>103159706
Not objectively but I spend less than a third of my income because my life is completely empty
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>>103159535
>>103159312
>>103159089
You are severely mentally ill.
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This website has gotten exponentially worse since the new verification system and I suspect that that was intended
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so many wonderful activities and skills you could learn to make money and develop yourself but you chose being in front of a computer.

At least I hope it pays well, anons.
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im more qualified than all of you
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no i am
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no
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yes
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>>103160038
phoneposter detected
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How do you fucking faggots complain about "tech" when most job boards look like this.
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>>103160333
126 of those jobs are ghost postings they are not actually hiring for
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>>103160333
Most people are ridiculously incompetent.
Including those in this very thread.
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>>103160333
>look at the IT job section
>the jobs are either fake, require absurd qualifications for the $25/hr slave wage they pay, or are in India
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anyone else > 140 iq?
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>>103160333
name one
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>>103160353
>break assumption about static data never changing
>"woooooow, I didn't even touch those other fields! How was I supposed to know the compiler would generate different code?"
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>>103160446
Yeah, so about that ...
typedef struct
{
const unsigned a;
const unsigned b;
}immutable;

typedef struct
{
int done;
}mutable;

typedef struct
{
const immutable immu;
mutable mu;
}my_struct;

static my_struct array[] =
{
{{1,2},{0}},
{{3,4},{0}},
{{5,6},{0}},
{{7,8},{0}}
};

unsigned long long foo(void)
{
unsigned long long ret = 0;
for(unsigned i = 0;i < ARRAY_SIZE(array);i++)
ret += array[i].immu.a * 2 + array[i].immu.b;
return ret;
}

void bar(void)
{
for(unsigned i = 0;i < ARRAY_SIZE(array);i++)
array[i].mu.done = 1;
}

>tl; dr: you're a mouthbreathing retard who deserves to be murdered
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>>103160038
Buy a pass, phoneposter.
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>>103160477
I like the part where you completely change the parts of the code the compiler makes assumptions about and get different results.
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>>103160487
And I like the part where you made up excuses for poor code generation to distract from your own abject failures.
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>>103160495
You're free to submit a PR to GCC any time
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>>103160502
I'm not going to bother with these useless sacks of shit anymore, but you're free to interact with them and take all the credit for reporting.
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>>103160333
5 years ago it was easy to job hop but >>103160350 is right, nowadays if I apply to 26 jobs and hear back from 1 I'm lucky.
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Does FAGMAN in Europe care about you being part of indigenous people? I can make a half-true claim about being Sami, but I am not sure if it has any value.
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>>103154336
he's only going to deport mexican lawn mowers and meatpackers. There's gonna be even more jeets coming in droves
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>>103160618

Yes. The less White, Male and Straight, the better.
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>>103160822
I look like Erling Haaland which makes making the claim a bit more challenging.
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>>103158593
Its for sales rep positions, not fluffers for gay porn movies
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>after 8 months of applying endlessly, finally land a job
>know that no woman will ever love me
>desire to go through the onboarding diminishes
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>>103160948
>sales rep
>requires a comp sci degree
kek
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>>103154289
>Quick question. Is it normal for devs to have ABSOLUTELY no idea how computers work?
Yep. My two engineer coworkers were convinced that a bug I had with Visual Studio required my brand new computer to be entirely discarded and changed, they also insisted that I used different monitors to fix the Visual Studio bug.
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>>103156054
Stole a female employe's breast milk, replaced it with gin and aspirins
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>>103156129
Remember kids, if you don't have stock in the company then it's literally not your problem, work as hard as you need to (morally or legally, your choice) but no more.
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>>103159159
>Am I blacklisted for having declined the interview a year and a half ago?
I don't think that happens unless they catch you in a major lie. I've heard one instance (of a non-tech job) where the employee got to the final stage of two jobs, took one, quit half a year later, the other job heard through the grape vine and reached out.
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>>103160618
>Europe care about you being part of indigenous people
fyi the dictionary definition for indigenous specifically excludes Whites from the category.
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>>103161023
8 months? im gonna kms
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>>103154289
most people under the age of 30 have never had to take their computer apart
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>>103161560
what about it?
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>>103161719
3 months into my search with 0 interviews idk if i can keep it up
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i got a $10k raise
i'm happy :)
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>>103161754
You sound like you didn't earn it.
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>>103161754
>mentions just the salary raise and not why you got it
You trooned out LOL
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>>103154289
>Quick question. Is it normal for devs to have ABSOLUTELY no idea how computers work?
Sadly yes. And it doesn't end there either, some of those valued colleagues fail to use basic tools of the trade like git or the github web interface besides the three commands they've been shown some years back. The moment they encounter a problem they start bumbling around until someone else fixes it for them.
The worst part about this is not even that they have the "Senior" part in their title, it's that they straight up refuse to even try to learn anything new (like how git works).
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>>103161782
honestly i deserve closer to a $25k raise, but i know it's hard for managers to tell who are actually the valuable members of the team, so i figure i should be grateful that i got even this much
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>>103161800
>but i know it's hard for managers to tell who are actually the valuable members of the team
That's why they're all getting $50,000 raises.
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>>103161800
>i know it's hard for managers to tell who are actually the valuable members of the team
That's because your salary is not based on your value to the company, but some diversity faggot shit. Thanks for proving my point >>103161796
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>>103161810
grumpy
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>>103161740
do the needful
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>>103161800
With your spelling I would've deducted $25k from your pay, and would've given you a lukewarm shake if you decided to quit over this. I'll never understand why companies tolerate such blatant incompetency.
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>>103161965
>I'll never understand why companies tolerate such blatant incompetency.
He (now referred to as xhe) was not promoted for competency.
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>>103161965
I'll give you a raise on my dick lil nigga
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>>103162032
You sound like your dick needs a raise indeed, but I decline.
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>>103162044
I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. I'm a freak man like for real.
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>>103161965
i didn't spell a single word incorrectly?
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>>103162126
>?
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>>103162133
yes, adding the question mark at the end has clear and immediately obvious semantic value.
since we're being nitpicky, though:
>With your spelling I
should have a comma after spelling
>would've deducted $25k from your pay, and
comma splice
>would've given you a lukewarm shake if you decided to quit over this. I'll never understand why companies tolerate such blatant incompetency.
should be, "if you had decided" (it's the subjunctive tense)
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>>103162165
So not only incompetent, but lazy too.
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>>103157346
No he's not, he's in CompSci himself. Dudes throwing bricks in a glass house.
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>>103154844
>IQ issue
I don’t look forward to entering a workplace where everyone jerks themselves off for having a high IQ.
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How to even deal with morons?
I have one with twice my experience asking retarded questions, like how could he possibly know when he has processed all the data that is sent to him - this is apparently unknowable. He would have to keep processing everything infinitely in a loop until forever. 10 yoe, still thinks like a retarded child. I want to know how much he earns.
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>>103162663
You don't.
The only thing you can do is severely limit the time you expose yourself to their idiocy.
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>>103162663
Depends how it's sent. But I'm assuming it isn't something as retarded as a c string without a terminator.
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Why is there so much furies on those threads...



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