agile edition>InterviewingNeetcode 150: https://neetcode.io/practiceTips and interview practice: https://blog.interviewing.io/>How to write a resumehttps://stackoverflow.blog/2020/11/25/how-to-write-an-effective-developer-resume-advice-from-a-hiring-manager/>Salary Stuff"What's your expected salary?": https://www.fearlesssalarynegotiation.com/salary-expectations-interview-question/Negotiation advice: https://github.com/petermekhaeil/salary-negotiatingSalary data: https://levels.fyi/Don't disclose your current salary to recruiters.>Layoffshttps://layoffs.fyi/>Helpful YouTube Channelshttps://www.youtube.com/@ContinuousDeliveryhttps://www.youtube.com/@EngineeringwithUtsavhttps://www.youtube.com/@ByteByteGo (systems design at a high level)https://www.youtube.com/@ycombinator (if you're doing a startup)https://www.youtube.com/@hnasr (for studying backed architecture)Previous thread: >>103112682
someone say agile?
>>103127366build a shitty onewhos dumb idea was it? making one that works well takes a lot longer than a week
is it even possible to get a job, even first line hell desk, if my only "real" job has been as a radioman and I am now over 30?
>>103127268>pajeetcode opSIRS?
got a scam job offer. I don't know what the scam is but they made an offer after only an email questionnaire "interview"... probably something like buy your work PC from us and you'll get compensated for it, I'm not even going to let it get that far I'll just ghost the guy
>>103127387>radiomannot a real job
i make 6 figures writing software that nobody even uses.
>>103127482I made 5 figures maintaining servers nobody usesliterally. i checked during stocktaking season because I had to sign off that they physically exist under actual control of some real agent. some of them were literally not even connected to anything and when I asked about the ones that are, they turned out to not be actually running anything and are glorified POTS exchange racks with all the real actual servers files exist on being a kilometer or two up the road and everything higher level than a network switch are only still here because no one cares enough to spend the money on proper disposal.
Today marks the fifth time in a month the fagman recruiter assigned to me has asked for my resumeGenuinely how do these companies even function
>>103127615They don't. Number only has to go up. How that happens and if it happens naturally or by force is irrelevant.
>>103127605kys
>>103127482what does it do
blasting Fat Joe's "The Crackhouse" on loop in the background during phone/videocall interviews
>>1031276151) what race and gender are they?2) are u sure they are hired by fagman and not a sourcer?
>>103127482I made 6 figures writing software everyone uses. It was boring because it was too risky to change anything.>>103127615Amazon?
>they replaced another competent white guy with a visa jeetHoly fucking shit, just kill me already. The visa jeet literally smells like a rotting curry stall and openly burps in the office all the time, it's so revolting. I liked the white guy, he didn't take shit from management. just kill me already.
>>103127464this but unironicallythe healthy response to hearing about it should be "Wait. I'm actually good at those things though. Not as good as some other people, but still...">>103127772i thought muskrat was born in the us, just heir to SA emeralds and was whisked away there for his high school years
>>103127807nah man, people that have a solid understanding of a given field automatically realize how many things they don't know and how much there is still to master.
>>103127268Don't know if this is the right place, but I'd like to go back to university and get a Masters Degree for my Computer Science. Would Software Developer or Software Engineer be good Majors?
>>103127822also true, but your response should still basically be a healthy>I may not be the best, but I'm good enough at what I do for someone to pay me for iteven if not, yes, that should be impetus to improve and strive to actually understand whatever it is you "pretend" to doi myself joke a lot that I "pretend" to be in some position or do some thing, but it's only a joke because there is the kernel of truth that I do that thing at least competently enough to hold down a job; I may not be the best at it, but lawd do I try, and even if I didn't I'm at least good enough to help peopleimo "imposter syndrome" is a symptom of Bullshit Jobs -- if you have a job where you never accomplish anything, obviously you're going to feel incompetent. any job you have, you should strive to, at the end of the day, have someone else's life made a little easier or maybe even happier
>>103127822>.t talking out of his ass
>>103127804What are you doing? Waiting to get replaced by a jeet?>>103127840Hello sir.>>103127842Imposter syndrome happens when you believe rewards are based on merit but the system actually rewards something else.
>>103127908Not indian, just Latino
>>103127908>Imposter syndrome happens when you believe rewards are based on merit but the system actually rewards something else.I feel like someone clever would be able to just identify what people are being rewarded for and pivot to that. I think imposter syndrome happens more when you have a few key conditions that follow from eachother>success is either random or unclear for any reason (objectives are ill-defined and inherently not accomplishable, success is blocked in an unclear way, there is a general lack of feedback, etc)>the sufferer is UNABLE rather than INCAPABLE of accomplishment >the sufferer is able to identify that identification of accomplishment is impossiblesomeone actually competent but with arbitrary reward conditions is fucked but can at least identify their own skills; a woodworker asked to build an impossible shape can get upset about not being able to, but he can still build other things and maybe even reason out why the impossible shape is impossible.but in tech, that's not the case -- objectives are often not well defined, and the entire field is inherently adversarial. It is very difficult to identify if you've done something at all, let alone "properly", and in many cases it's outright impossible for practical reasons, and for some few run into theoretical limitsimo, the best way to handle it is to just step off. if it works, it works. the only reason IT isn't blue collar is we don't work with anything that can kill you. That we can stave off middle managers with a bit of technobabble but then have to set up A/V gear a child should be able to should be a point of pride; it's annoying, but someone needs it done and whoever has to do it is the only one there who can do it right then and right there. It only seems so obvious to us because we've been doing it so long.
>>103127482I take existing code and show people. Just got promoted for doing this.Not gonna add to the code wasteland, sorry!!
I, for one, have done everything wrong. still things seem to go ok after it though.That's incredibly distressing. But "impostor syndrome" is for actual impostors and those few in actually impossible situations.
I like complaining on the internet and laying my heart bare so I don't have to do it in real life I know this is a bad thing to do and is terrible opsec, but it's better than radicalizing and joining a terror organization
>>103128113how have u done things wrong
>>103128337>joined the military>fucked up a lot in the military>dont even work full time in the military anymore>have enough savings and sustaining income to not be rich or wealthy but if anything happens I can afford it if you mean technically speaking, I dunno, I havent been touching stuff for a while. but my idea of "automating my own job" involved a lot of FOR /L abuse to iterate through plaintext from tape systems last time i was really touching anything
granted, that story is why i bothered looking into powershell at all. isn't it supposed to be like that? people using computers, knowing there could be a better way with this big machine in front of you, and writing ad-hoc software to satisfy very basic data management requirements? Isn't that how people are supposed to get their start?
>>103128412powershell is fucking stupidNew-Item -type file nigger.txtvstouch nigger.txtan idiot appreciates complexity, a genius appreciates simplicity.
New-Item -type file nigger.txt
touch nigger.txt
>>103128572touch only "touches" an existing file to update its metadata, and only creates one where one doesn't exist due to legacy support >simplicity.Having to specify what you mean is not complexity. Simplicity is a lack of ambiguity. Having to operate in a complex environment with an equally complex spec is simpler than having to operate in a complex environment with vague suggesions.
>>103128601wrongkill yourself
>>103128601Kill yourself you retarded fucking faggot
>>103128601NIGGER ALERT NIGGER ALERT
>>103127268>requirements are not supposed to change every two weeksthat's gonna happen regardless of whether you use agile, blame the customer/managment
Whatever. I'm incompetent. I don't care. I have a job I don't like that I'm only barely qualified for, my superiors know even less than I do, I'm expected to train people who care even less, and the whole thing is in a brown-water navy among a force that hasn't been relevant since the 90s.If anything mattered, I'd be out of a job, and if I didn't pretend anything matters I'd never learn anything. Not that that matters. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
>>103128703git gud at social skillz and coast on an absurdly high paying job, making your far more competent juniors feel like idiots because they dont understand your clusterfuck of a PHP back-end.boomers are so fucking based.
>>103128714I'm a radioman. Through and through. And not even a good one. I'm useless.>making your far more competent juniors feel like idiots because they dont understand your clusterfuck of a PHP back-end.The one thing I try to do is take them through all the bullshit documents, try to establish at least the spirit of the thing so that where rules conflict, if they don't make sense, they can as a human reconcile it as best they can. And on my end, the main civilian-relevant thing I do is AD monkeying, which any retard can do. I have developed no useful skills. What few things I've learned to use are 30 years out of date. I have wasted my life.
I have become a crazy person. I'm not seeking advice. I know it's over. I'm just venting. I'm set in my career, and can't do anything else. It must be intensely obvious when I apply to jobs that I'm a crazy person, and so I will never get a normal job. For me, it's AD monkeying at best forever where I am now. And even where I am, it's useless and does nothing for anybody.The mission has failed. It's over.
>>103127268industrial eng here, agile is like the oposite of an actual engineering process, is hacking around, anyone doing that should be ashamed of themself and the promoters lashed in a public plaza
>>103130127It's fine, if it mattered the government would do something about it, surely!!
>>103130127How much do you make though
>>103130304He's a poorfag so his opinion doesn't matter. If we can build the bridge out of pure asphalt and it increases our stock price, that's what we're going to do.
waiting for my big tech interview results is stressing me out
>>103128695It's management that wants scrum not engineers. And if customers want to change requirements during the project they should be told to fuck off and if you don't pay we'll sue.
>have access to some microsoft sdk at work>look at the commit log>maintained by pajeets>they use several different identities instead of a well defined one>commit logs are stuff like "fix bug" "fix bug again" "fix bug for real"Holy shit i thought it was just memes. How do these people manage to work for microsoft?
how do i get a better job as a crazy person
>>103130370Kill yourself you retarded fucking furfaggot.
>>103127268Will writing a webbook using mdbook or GitBook attract recruiters and improve the chances of my CV being seen?
>>103130468No. Nobody will ever look at your CV. Apply to faang and get a job there, then put it on your linkedin. Then you'll get endless recruiter spam.
i passed my AZ-900 certification exam!!!!
>>103130286in the eu is slowly getting regulated, man this agile and the tech attitude in general is horrible, is not really beneficial for anyone involved, other than rug pull startups, is just plain bad>>103130304>>103130321i am neeting right now , restoring my old farmhouse, turning wood on a lathe and traveling through the mountains.if i wanted 6 figures i will just go to work to a nuclear plant or back to oil and gasbut why are you feeling attacked anon? i actually want you to get a more relaxed yet constant pace, having the same respect as every other industry and that in the end you will find yourself more fulfilled as your product will be better
>>103127268> get pulled into an emergency call> seo noticed traffic has dropped 30%> they start accusing us of deploying something and breaking the site> haven't deployed anything recently> check server logs, everything green> check traffic, see drop off> expand graph to a month> 7 days ago massive increase in traffic> all coming from hetzner> these retards probably had a celebration for increasing traffic to the site a week ago
>>103131347This is a thread for tech workers, I'm not sure why you're posting your uninformed outsider opinions here. Obviously agile isn't going to be used for nuclear/oil projects, it's for bizshit/webshit that can be iterated on continuously with little risk. It also has little to do with the pace of the projects.
>>103131672i was a tech worker back then, installation, support of autodesk cad suites and their workstations.still, the point is that no engineer, should be doing something similar to agile, and in fact in the regulated engineering branch it would be directly illegal
>>103131773You do not understand software engineering or agile. Most changes to software are low risk and can be reverted immediately, that is where agile can be used effectively. It isn't intended for mission critical projects (aerospace, defense, medical, banking, infrastructure etc).
>>103131405>be you>create bots that'll visit the site>artificially inflate the visitation numbers>tell management you've "fixed" the bug>have as many or as few visitors to suit whatever narrative you need>have an idiot co-worker you need to get rid of?>numbers go down from the shitty code he pushed, clearly his fault>need dumb ass management to get the fuck off your back?>push your own glorious code, each line holier than the last>numbers go up, clearly you dream in codeThere's opportunity here, Anon.
>>103127347>>103127387>>103127414>>103127482You will never be a real programmer. You have no commits, you have no pull requests, you have no public repos. You are a low IQ brown man twisted by an unearned comp sci degree and coding bootcamps into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and from bots. Behind your back people say that you're a useless DEI hire. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “tech bros” laugh at you behind closed doors.Real programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Even devs who “pass” have no creative output and excessively verbose with techno buzzwords. Your GitHub profile is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to score a 3 month internship at a tech company, a real company will turn tail and bolt the second they sees that you haven't completed any non school related projects.You will never be happy. You cope by saying that your bullshit software is using a proprietary test framework so you can't open source it, but deep down you know it's because you don't want people to see your incompetence, and that the core of your software is actually an open source project which you're shamelessly profiting off.Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy a google gift card, a spoofed business phone number, and start scamming old people into redeeming. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>103127767>uGo the fuck back to India, or if you want to save money on the flight, just kill yourself.
>>103131932>le muscle man reddit memePost 1RM bench
>>10313212675 lbs
>>103132234Based cardio enjoyer
>>103127347is this cert still in demand? seems like anyone can get it
>>103132774Seriously though, cardio is so good for your mental health and cognition that it should be considered mandatory if you want to be competitive in this field.
>>103133051not that anon but I'll keep than in mind I'm a gymfag but almost completely do heavy lifts
>>103133076I highly recommend doing a few ~30 minute sessions of Tabata/HIIT intervals per week on a stationary bike. The return on investment is huge. I used to lift heavy too (still lift occasionally) but went full cardio after I realized the benefits.
>>103130364this gives me a thought: the west is civilized because of process. india lacks process - just look at the madness in their streets
>>103131911nta but splendid idea
>>103132102im an american zoomer, calm down
>>103131882you dont understand engineering at all. we have plenty of low stakes situations and no one would use something similar to agile.agile and the engineering practice are opposites
>>103127761how could he know? nobody's ever used it before
>>103133863No one cares what you think bud. You’re a neet with zero software engineering experience. You’re European so it’s not like you would do anything innovative. Not defending agile, don’t even use it, just feel the need to point out that you are an absolute retard. Btw, nobody cares what your nanny state allows you to call “engineering”.
>>103133935>budAre you the "just started TRT, barely starting to look like a man again" 60 year old I saw at the gym this morning who spent 25 minutes standing in right in front of the mirror and admiring your 1.4 shoulder-to-bubblegut ratio?
>>103132234Damn anon that's exactly my body weight! You should bench me.
>>103133590Well, "u" type like a fucking indian
is this you?
>>103134283Post a selfie and I'll consider it.
>>103134365Here.
>>103128031>>I feel like someone clever would be able to just identify what people are being rewarded for and pivot to that. >I think imposter syndrome happens more when you have a few key conditions that follow from eachotherit's all a mystery
>>103130127Agile is a way for incompetent managers to abuse the malleability of software relative to physical engineering.
>>103127807I have never started a job I was fully qualified for, and as soon as learn enough to be effective and qualified I job hop somewhere else where once again I am not qualified. That is the imposter syndrome and it is real.
Never worked at faang, is the whole dev process also agile?
>>103135031There isn't a single 3+ people company in the entire world that doesn't use Agile, why would this be different for FAGMAN?
>still don't know what agile is even though im pretty sure ive been doing itisnt it just "your project timeline isnt 5years like you're the communist party or building a rocket to go to mars"?
Starting a new job next week in a language I haven't used before (2 yoe). Tips on not coming across as a retard the first few weeks? They said they'll teach me the language, but I've already started teaching myself a bit.
sirs help me understand this weird behaviour by coworkers who dont care from day 1.>working in a good place, pay is good, environment is good, workload fine, no complaints >they interview people with experience, good cv and references>new guy comes >doesnt even pretend to be working or intrested from day 1>gets fired in a month or twoWeirdly this happened 4 times this year. I dont know if this is very common elsewhere (but dont remember this happening in my other jobs), this company is cursed or hr is fucking up that bad, which is also weird because i never had a single problem during my hiring process. This place seems to attract these smart people for some reason.Why this happen? Do these people have a second job? Even though, i just dont understand the point. Why destroy your reputation for a bit more of money for a couple months?This is batantly stupid from them. Like these people come, dont do anything on purpose, dont even pretend to be working, skip all meetings, dont give a fuck, dont say sorry when called out... it is like they purposely want to be fired for some reason.Even during a time worked in a place i hated, at least i cared and tried to do my best. I would disagree with my boss, explain to him a better way but say, yeah you want to do your way ok, at least i tried and then work anyway. If you plan to act like a passive agresive children then just refuse the job offer. It is like all these people were forced to work there.
>>103135031Depends on the team. Mine didn't.
>>103130127>agile is like the oposite of an actual engineering processIt's supposed to be based on the observation that customers tend to change what they want when they see your first prototype. When people try that with mechanical engineering, the costs go through the roof (see much stuff for NASA), whereas with software it's possibly more controllable. But to control the costs, you've got to go about things carefully so that you don't lock in decisions you are likely to need to change up.A lot of "Agile" as seen in the wild is done by idiots who don't understand that and driven by management who think that having everyone in more meetings is the same as more productivity. That has strong vibes of "the beatings will continue until morale improves".
Job hunting sucks. Ghosted 90% of the time, even for the contracts you'd think no one would want. I got a few interviews but zero offers so far. It's probably my resume that just sucks. I hope Trump will make the job creators happy again and things will pick up.I'd like to start my own business but I don't even know where to start to get clients.
>>103135279Post your resume
>>103135074>make it abundantly clear that you've Googled something before you ask them about it.>say "here's what I wrote so far," rather than "how do I say __">show them that you're cautious
>>103135279I don't even get interviews.2 years product manager, 3 years engineering, 6 years customer support
>>103135864>2 years product managernot a real fucking job, that's why
>>103127268>>103116513I am not doing my job.I am not burnt out. But I am unable to focus. I cannot focus on it. It's unnecessary, pointless. But what they want me to do won't be correct. They cannot pay me to do it. The data is incomplete. There is no correct solution. I'm gonna get fired but I don't know how to deliver something like this, They want a solution but there are only partial solutions, all of which create as many problems as it solve. And it's for something so unnecessary I can't do it. They're going to throw it away in a few months anyway.
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how do i make time to practice interview questions, while also solving leetcodes, and working on a project?
>>103135074Rewrite the code base in your favorite language without asking.
Feeling cheeky might give frontend a 1/10,000,000 chance to redirect to www.godhatesfags.com on any given second
>>103132126Post commit graph brainlet.
>>103135083what industry, compay size, and country
>>103135083What race was he, and what is your race?
Anyone managed to get a FAGMAN or equivalent job outside of tech hubs in the US? I'm in seattle and want to fuck off to somewhere where I can actually buy a house on a single income.
>>103135904Sure thing boss
>>103138985if i say cancer that was cured, what reaction would i get?
How common is it to have Indian only teams located in your country?Like the company would hire people from India with a work visa. It feels like more than half of the company employees are Indian. Every new team member ever was Indian.
>>103127268>requirements are not supposed to be changed every two weeksAgile is not about that but sadly most companies don't know how to do agile correctly
>>103135279I'm in the same boat anon. It's possible that I suck but I feel like I should be getting calls back for some of these jobs. I'm fucking trying to get desktop support stuff from temp agencies and nothing's going my way.
>>103140994this is just how indians work. once one gets into a position of power, they only hire indians from then on. it's not even about cost-cutting or offshoring. it's purely cultural. the jeet, once in a position of power, seeks only to have jeet slaves.
>>103137834Sure, but how does that make your le muscled man less of a reddit man? You don't even lift.
>>103141344>all those squares that arent dark greenYou are a nigger faggot and I revel in your failure
>>103141354Sure, keep avoiding the question while having less commits than me.
>>103141344Bullshit graph. You 100% used browser inspector editing. You're making hundreds of commits for half the year and nothing for the other half? Kill yourself.
>>103137834Bullshit graph. You 100% used browser inspector editing. You're making hundreds of commits for half the year and nothing for the other half? Kill yourself.
>>103141378>>103141374Bullshit graph. You 100% used browser inspector editing. You're making hundreds of commits for half the year and nothing for the other half? Kill yourself.
>>103141344sneaky jew tries to make up numbers for the 6 gorillionth time.
SUCK MY FUCKIN ASS YOU STUTTERING FUCKING PARROT. FUCK OFF
>>103141374>>103141378>>103141382wtf sisters?
why does the word "chicanery" make /g/ tech larpers so upset?
>>103141400Bullshit graph. You 100% used browser inspector editing. You're making hundreds of commits for half the year and nothing for the other half? Kill yourself.
>>103141385>P-POST COMMIT GRAPHS, SAAR! I AM HAVING MORE "fix: typo" COMMITINGS THAN U BENCHOD SAAR!!!>posts them>NOOO U ARE LYING SAAR!
>>103135083it could be unemployment scamming. even in tech wages can sometimes not be competitive with unemployment+disability+etcduring the coof tons of people were doing this. they'd get hired for 3 days, intentionally get fired, and collect like 100k/yr in bennies from "losing" their "job" in an "essential industry"
>stop doing agile>literally have agile mid exams.what to do bros?
>>103141385Bullshit graph. You 100% used browser inspector editing. You're making hundreds of commits for half the year and nothing for the other half? Kill yourself.
>>103141443>>103141416>>103141382>>103141378>>103141374I'm getting scared, sisters...
>>103141423I'm not a retarded nigger like you. I know how to read commit graphs. Dark green (or bright green in dark theme) indicates a day with around 20-50 commits, and those lighter greens are around 5-15.With only a handful of dark green squares and sparse amounts of light green square that takes up only half the year, I can guess your actual contribution count is around 500-1000, which is not bad but you are clearly trying to manipulate the value so that makes you a piece of shit.
>>103135083Destroy your reputation? Anon, please, your company is most likely an irrelevant curryshop that works on a bullshit product for a made up problem. You have no influence on the industry, you have no real incentive for employees to stay, you are an active detriment to society.You will never be big tech.
tracking git commits is the most pathetic dickwave imaginable>noooo you didnt commit random typo fixes and button nudging 400 times a day every day all yearfrig off
>>103141464Are you gonna keep coping? I didn't even question your ability as a programmer, I simply thought your reddit meme was reddit as fuck, because it is. You asked me for the most manipulable metric on earth, and yet you managed to humiliate yourself under your own fucking retarded metric.Also, you don't lift.
we had a "bring your pet to work" day and my boss ate my parrot. he fucking ate it
>>103141522Maybe you should stick to lifting like a low IQ meathead instead of trying to prove you're intelligent enough to write real code, and your second image confirms that you're a bullshit jeet nocoder unless you made 2,000 contributions on that one day between August and September.Go look at actual contribution graphs from real developers and then rope yourself, because you will never be a real programmer.
>>103135083>It is like all these people were forced to work there.yes, anon, people are forced to find a job to make a living. are you a startup cuck by any chance? do you actually think your employees find your gay ass GPT wrapper for minorities exciting? no, they find the money exciting.talk about being tone deaf holy shit
I don't use github for my job :(
>>103141573Sure, here's one that mogs you and has fewer darker squares than you: https://github.com/yyx990803I can already see your >NO BRO BUT THAT'S WEBSHIT I AM A REAL PROGRAMMER!!!cope coming, but again, you're the pajeet who is trying to pass commit graphs as a measure of being a good programmer, not me. Also, if you hate "low IQ meatheads", why did you post one in >>103131932? Make up your mind.
>>103141614>2.8k contributions and most squares from a year ago are filled>yours has 3.4k contributions yet somehow have only half the squares filled, most of which, judging by color, is only 5-10 contributions.>oy vey goyim, I made 6 million contributions, put away that calculator!Once again this proves that your contribution graph is fake and gay, just like you. I don't even use vue.js, but jeets are obsessed with web technology so why are you calling me a jeet when you referenced a web technology, ramitdeep?Like I said, your contribution count is really somewhere along 500-1,000, but lying and scamming people is in your nature. YWNAP.
>>103141663>YWNAPI meant YWNBAP (You Will Never Be A Programmer)
>>103141672Low IQ meathead.
>>103141663Explain this: https://github.com/3b1b2141 contributions (better programmer than you), many blank squares
>>103141686>>103141663Here's the screenshot. I'm interested to see which cope you come up with this time.
>>103141686>https://github.com/3b1bThat's like 70% non blank squares, and it's at 2.1k contributionsReferencing this, which has 90% non blank square at 2.8k: https://github.com/yyx990803It seems to add up just fine nigger, however this >>103141522looks to be around 60% non blank squares, which should be at 1,000-1,500, nowhere close to 3.4k.This is the equivalent of getting 12 million extra democrat voters when biden was "elected" in 2020.
>>103141717Alright fine, here you go: https://github.com/tiangoloWhat's the cope now?
>>103141705Also those squares are a much more pronounced shade of green, indicating more contributions on that day, but >>103141522 has much lighter green squares, which means less contributions that day, even if there are less non filled squares.Please go back to india.
>>103141717>>103141727>typical /pol/tard muh calculations logicfucking kek
>>103141727Still less than your bullshit 3.4k contributions, and again, those green square are much greener than yours. Eat shit retard.
>>103141594i use the shitheap called gitea at work. i fucking hate it, and i fucking hate all FOSS git websites. i honestly wish i could use gitlab like a normal person
>>103141743Learn to read lmao, do you not realize the my Github and the screenshot I posted are literally the same?
>>103141747fuck i meant github, i fucking hate gitlab too
>>103141762>https://github.com/tiangoloIs not the same as 3b1b, but my point still stands, those green squares are more green and therefore, even if there is as much blank squares as your bullshit commit graph, it still had more contributions, and even then still less than the 3.4 gorillion number that you made up.
>>103141732>>103141743>>103141762shut the fuck up already
>>103141781Go back to india.
>>103141344>set up renovate for your private project>congrats, you now have guaranteed 2-3 commits per week just by clicking on "merge"Github bathroom tiles are such a meme useless metric it's not even funny.
>>103141802I agree, this bullshit metric is driven up by dumb shit like opening PRs and commenting on them, but that other guy is dead set on proving his worth with bathroom tiles for whatever reason. >>103141779If you're gonna act so cocky, at least have some IQ to back it up. I literally posted what you wanted, you have the link, you have everything, but you're still backpedaling and coping. Go cope to other people that my screenshot is fake, that the link to my Github is fake, that the jews hacked Github, whatever. I'm out of this thread.
>>103127268>ideal>actualHoly fuck my sides this is what our burndown charts look like
>>103141852AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS YOUR PROJECT RIGHT? https://github.com/fastapi/fastapi/commits/master/SO ALL THOSE COMMITS WERE JUST A BUNCH OF STINKY JEETS UPDATING THE README? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGo back to your country.
>>103141890HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPlease kill yourself LOL
>>103141852Shitskins can't into programming, and thinks that high contribution count = high IQ, many such cases LOL
absolute state of this thread
What do we think of pic related?
>>103127268The image reflects some common frustrations with Agile and Scrum practices, often stemming from how these methodologies are implemented rather than their inherent flaws. Here’s a breakdown of the main points raised and some context around them:1. Constantly Changing Requirements: Agile encourages adapting to changes, but this doesn’t mean requirements should pivot dramatically every two weeks. When this happens, it may indicate unclear project goals or poor communication with stakeholders, rather than a failure of Agile itself.2. Estimation Accuracy: Agile estimation methods like story points and T-shirt sizing are meant to improve predictability and set realistic expectations over time. However, they can be misused. If a team obsesses over precision or constantly questions the value of estimates, it’s often a sign that management is putting undue pressure on the process rather than trusting the team’s velocity.3. Planning Poker and T-Shirt Sizing: These techniques are intended to encourage collaborative estimation and to communicate complexity rather than exact time commitments. If they’re treated as exact measures, it misses the point, which is more about shared understanding than precise forecasting.4. “Points Represent Complexity, Not Time”: This is a valid critique. Many teams forget that story points aren’t meant to measure time but rather the relative effort of a task. However, pressures to deliver often lead managers to equate points with time, undermining the flexibility Agile is supposed to provide.5. “Burn Down” and “Grooming”: Terms like “burn down” and “grooming” are indeed somewhat aggressive or strange in the context of work culture. Many Agile practitioners have shifted to more neutral terms like “backlog refinement” instead of “grooming.” Burn-down charts, while useful for tracking progress, can be misused to micromanage, creating anxiety rather than transparency.
I live in a third world country where life is cheap. How easy is it to get a job in the US, which pays a US salary but allows me to work remotely since I really like it here? I've heard of some people who do that and they seem to live like kings.
>>103142208Uncle Bob isn't a very good programmer, and pretty much all of his thoughts on testing is awful.The one example in the book where he suggests that your test suite should have its own DSL (?????) is really embarrassing. I can't imagine trying to ship something only to have some brittle test break and I have to learn some encoded domain-specific testing methodology a developer came up with to write that test. His heart is in the right place but if he were a stronger programmer I think a lot of his suggestions would be different in implementation.
>>103142251Despite using ChatGPT (and AI in general) for fucking everything including a lot of work stuff, its writing style really enrages me especially for stuff like this.
>>103142302Well if you find an answer tell me because I'd be very happy to work my WFH job from outside of the first world.
>>103130561I have a job at faang. I have not gotten any recruiter spam. Is it a matter of how long the current position has been held, or some other LinkedIn gimmick that I don't know about (I rarely use the site and have a barebones profile).
>>103142405i read a theory that ai writing is so recognizable because most of it was trained on shitty writing in the first placesame reason it can't be trusted to code -- it combs public githubs, which are 99% garbage that barely compiles if at all
>>103142654I've found ChatGPT to be extremely useful for 3 things so far:>writing bullshit letters to companies/government/etc>writing unit tests>generating sample data and/or boilerplate codeThat's about it, the rest is an absolute meme.Event he most fanciest form of Claude giga omega 2726.0 I recently tried which swallows up the entire project context STILL can't tell me how to write standard design patterns like state flows in my fairly popular programming language (kotlin)
>>103141686He's probably committing directly to master.Comparing the github graph between people with different workflows is a good way to make a mistake.
>>103141385>100% contributions with no code reviews or commentsHmmm....
just ask chat gpt to sound more casual and less robotic and it will not default to the instruction manual styleessential when making cover letters really
>>103142391disagree with you there, having a thin DSL wrapper for common setup steps is very nice when you're basically writing the same test loads of times with minor changes to inputs/outputs
>>103143872Retards read dsl and immediately think of a custom programming language when a dsl can just mean a set of custom/wrapper functions that get used often make things easier kek
>final step of data engineer interview involves presenting data findings to stakeholderi just wanna do some airflow
>>103144409Thanks for the free work goy
I don't want to do the standup tomorrowThere's nothing more that I hate than repeating myself and I got nothing new to say for like 2 weeks
>>103144521>he's working tomorrowhaha sucker
at this point chatgpt does 50% of my job
>>103144985Try premium, should be able to increase it to 70-80%
>>103135279A few months ago I was on my third interview and the hiring manager suggested that I start searching for apartments (the job was in another city). After that I was totally ghosted, no "we decided to move on with someone else for this position" no reply to my emails, nothing. This was for a really big company, too. I know you're not supposed to let this stuff get to you but I haven't had the same enthusiasm since to say the least.
>>103144521Sounds like you're working at the wrong company.My standup lasts five minutes max, 30-60 seconds per person. I literally don't remember the last time the meeting hit its time limit of 15 minutes, or if there even was such a time lol
we renamed standup to scrum meeting to be more inclusivesame for grooming it became refinement
>>103142251Thank you GPT-kun
>>103145252Why not just daily like any non-retarded company?Standup has been a dumb name since Covid anyway
>>103144985I can use GPT to hammer out a skeleton of a program that does 80% of what I want it to do, but you have to watch out for edge cases. It also likes to hallucinate exception names for some reason (BadRequestError instead of InvalidRequestError).
>>103144985If that is truly the case your job is worthless, I'm sorry about that
>>103145497It'll take a while before HR catches on, they're even more incompetent.
>>103145497If you're a programmer and ChatGPT isn't 50% of your work, you're just getting left behind. Refusing to adapt is only going to hurt you. >no sir I'm not using those "steem powr" in my factory! only good old elbow grease here!
>>103145663If you're a programmer and programming is more than 20% of your day to day work I'm sorry you're a babby code monkey and just outed yourself as being worthless.
honestly I don't want to work ever again
>failed firewall upgrade that I didn't mean to greenlight todayfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
my workplace keeps assigning me LITERALLY impossible tasks. I don't mean that figuratively, I mean literally this shit is not supported. Thankfully I'm not getting the blame but it's still exhausting doing pointless work every week and constantly have to prove why it can't be done. What do lead devs even do these days? Aren't they supposed to design something that's fucking possible as the bare minimum? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm high as a kite, I don't think I'll show up tomorrow
>monday morning >tfw WFH
>>103146103Feels good, I'll probably go to bed at around 01:00 tonight, already set my PC to automatically log in at 9am sharp and set myself to busy/DND (I will be getting out of bed at 10am).
>>103141527At least he didn't have sex with it like Richard Stallman would.
>>103145842what industry and compani size
>>103141527haha funny?kys retard
>>103145069feel free to sign up to my people review website waitlist so other companies can know about these incompetent managers before hiring them. the survey also describes what the website is about exactly: https://forms.gle/tZt9B9BntJ5t5FCA9
>>103146323how would you even have sex with a parrot? they dont genetalia made for penetration
>>103146353With GNU/BirdSex v13.37Where there is a will there is a way.
Can't fucking take having my relax room being my office so I'm making an old spare room into an office space. Almost done but just curious on what's the best USB C hub/dock to buy? Too many options out there, too many price differences, too many she said he said this doesn't work this works, too fucking confusing for me.
>>103146353I'm sure somewhere out there is a linux developer who has stuck his finger up a bird's snatch often enough that the bird learned to like it.>>103146608Literally any of them. If you just have shit like keyboard/mouse/pen drives, even a dollar store one is completely sufficient. If you have anything exotic to connect, you should be doing it over an RS232 modem card in the expansion bay like a real man.
>>103146624I want power delivery too but that's already minimum $40 and if I'm getting that, I just want a no frills never have to upgrade fucking again if I'm spending that much money
>>103146637for 40$ you can get 10 4$ 1a wall fobsusually modern hubs will have one or two "charging" ports for your phone that do up to 2.5a and even if you get some dollar store one that doesn't, literally just get a wall fobs to charge your phone or use your computer's own portor if you're kitting out a whole office get one of those fancy desks with a charging bay built right in
>>103146724ugh i don't want to plug like 4 different things bro....
>>103142208we prefer code complete here
Does anyone actually like spending 3 hours of work on the weekend to clear some stuff out? It's like doing a renovation or something and nice to make progress with your projects instead of like a million different fucking things hitting you at once and then meetings upon meetings upon meetings.
>>103144521it's veterans day tomorrow. why are you working?
>>103135083If your company hires crappy people consistently, then the problem is the company's hiring practices.
>>103147831i've been cleaning the digitals all weekend
>had a shitty employee>left the job because she didn't do fucking shit and I was tired of being the companies bitch boy even though I am getting praised for it>see her months later becoming a project managerlmaoLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuck you can't make this shit up
>>103127347bros... the scrum master role is growing on me. Am I too far gone?
>>103127482If a code runs on the cloud, and nobody checks the return code, did it crash?
I don't know what I'm going to do. Probably going to stay in this salesforce admin job for one more year to eat up the benefits (You have to stay for more than 2 years to get your bonus) but I don't really like the company culture that much. I'll probably jump ship but Salesforce and IT are the only stuff I fucking know and this isn't exactly a great skillset to move out. Don't want to program but don't want to deal with integration and agile projects ever fucking again.... Hmm....
>>103147898it's called being management material. it's just something you are. hard to teach it.
>>103148004oh man management material is easy. just keep asking your employees what they're doing and tell it to your boss. rinse and repeat. fucking garbage lmfao you have a scapegoat all the time and if your employees get suspicious just buy them lunch and say they've been working hard and they won't even bat an eye while you feed them to the wolves
>>103147949she prefers embedded ;)
I hate agile. it's a fucking death march. sometimes i have zero motivation for a week, other times i get a week of work done in a day. but with agile, either of those situations will get me punished
>>103127268been unemployed for 2 years, finger print appointment for my new cushy full stack government job is tomorrow god bless.
>>103127414i have given my ssn out multiple times to randos in hopes of getting a job, do not be a retard like me kek
haven't had the feeling of sunday anxiety in years left my old job of 5 years for a new place more pay and less responsibilities have probably done 3 hours of work in the past 2 weeksi'm so exhausted with doomscrolling in my cubicle while i wait for something to donobody to even shoot the shit with, unironically miss my old coworkers nowi'm fucking miserable
>>103146608Do not buy a CalDigit dock, they suck ass.
My contract ends in 2 weeks. No idea if it will be renewed or not. This is torture. I am being humiliated.
>>103148019haha yeah i totally get that, totally. How you doing, anon? haha wow, thats great, love to hear that yeah wow so great, anyway oh yeah gotta go been great talking to you anon
>>103148156sounds like scrum master material
daily standups are literally just justify your job meetings. there is no other utility to them.
>>103148365ask. if you're going to get canned, they can tell you straight to your face.
>>103148416wow you're good
>>103148199>i have given my ssn out multiple times to randosdid anything happen?
>>103148234It's the feeling that you're going to be fired soon.
>>103148703maybemy manager keeps coming by and saying how much they needed an extra set of hands and how they have so much for me to help on but then literally nothing happens
>>103142503I get more recruiter spam when I interact with the site (update profile, change profile picture, search for people etc), then it tapers off over time. Make sure to setup the "looking for a job in cities X, Y and Z" feature too.
>>103127268If plans aren't changing weekly, then you aren't pushing to your limits
>>103138985how about "the police closed their investigation without filing any charges"?
Are there any anons ITT working in bioinformatics? I have a bit of a med background and was intrigued by the idea of getting into this. It requiring a Master’s sounds like a pain in the ass, though.
>>103148890and this is how quality drops, no one wants to own any of the product, and why all engineers are getting burnt out or refusing to interview
>>103149704
Is linkedin minmaxing the best way to get a job these days?
>>103139509ick from hr thot. She'll see you as sick, weak, and frail.
>>103149759im shitposting under my real name on linkedin now. idgaf anymore.
>>103149704You're just retarded and unemployed.
>>103149739>one cheap part breaks>have to throw the whole thing outwell done elon
>>103149839>R1Chance of failure: 1 in 100>R2Chance of failure: 1 in 1,000>R3Chance of failure: 1 in 10,000
>>103142208he means well, but don't take everything he says as gospel. You'll end up, ironically, writing unmaintainable code
>>103145411> BadRequestErrorTrained on Indian code samples
>>103142208Has literally caused an unmeasurable amount of damage to the industry with his horrible guidelines. I have long suspected the book is satire and trolling.
>>103142208The book is meant as a joke. Pic related.
I have 10 years of experience doing coding, DBA, sysadmin, and some random other stuff, but I have never done agileHow hireable am I?
>>103150360You're worthless considering you somehow managed to work a decade only at shitty companies that don't do agile
>>103150360it's over, just start claiming neetbux
>hey anon, quick call?
>>103150041>encoding flags in a stringdisgusting
>>103150041looks good to me sir
>>103150041>state is a string and not an enumISHYGDDT
>>103150041Durgasoft tier.
>>103147864>it's remembrance/veteran's day todayare you guys going trick or treating
>>103144521Red pill me on the standup. Is this something that happens at all tech jobs?
>>103151478it's a fancy word for a morning meeting, which is normal in most fields just to make sure everyone knows what they're to work on for the day, but in tech that meeting is usually completely useless because even individual tasks take longer than a day and there's 9001 different semi-automated systems for broadcasting or checking progress. also middle managers in tech are usually vastly more incompetent and out-of-touch than in other fields and the meetings end up being largely performative for those middle managers to justify their own existence rather than being a vessel for doling out specific tasks or asking about the status of things that may have been solved quietly later in the previous day
>>103151478it happens at all jobs everywhere. nurses and construction workers get told what floors they're working on, taxi drivers and cops get assigned their cars or sectors, etc. in fields that work around the clock usually it's where turnovers happen between individual workers (e.g. "machine #4 has been acting up today, glhf try not to die") even in min wage restaurants and retail it's where you'd be told of promotions or anything special that's come up (e.g. "x product was recalled so expect high volume at service desk")tech people do a humiliation ritual where they interview for the job they already have in a giant panel with "project managers" who don't even understand the jobs being begged for
>>103151478>Red pill me on the standupIT fag here instead of CS fag, but standups are usually the humiliation ritual of the day. What should happen is a quick 10 - 25 minute meeting with everyone in your department to understand what's going on, so if everyone is working on a project everyone who is assigned their little parts of the project will say out loud (usually to their managers request, no one else gives a shit) what they did and what they plan to do.That's what SHOULD happen, but as >>103151525 puts it (in my experience too), it's just middle managers trying to justify their existence and it gets drawn out way too fucking long. Last time my boss wouldn't stop fucking talking and I had the standup last over an hour.
Remote Tech support here, our standups used to be funny, we just wasted 30 minutes about t.v shows, games since everybody on the team was always meeting their metrics, than this faggot new manager from southamerica, came all squared>no you can't talk about t.v shows>no you can't talk about gamesand our one on one were like "you could have done some other wording here" So everybody just started to move to different departments or started to look for a new job as the dude didn't know anything about the product and was just asking for surreal metrics
>>103151793our boss is trying to do that but we're mixed zoomers boomers so it's insanely awkward
>>103127268I feel like a midwitted retard Anons, I want to get out of the UK, I know the only real way out is to learn to code and go for a H1-B, but despite me being a sperg I just have never had a real interest in coding besides extremely light python. Feel like I have no way out of this shithole, feel just.... Over. It's so fucking over.
>>103152074>I have zero interest and am not willing to put in any effort>it's so fucking overGood.
>monday ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING END MY MISERY ALREADY
>>103152393see you on Friday wagie, think I'll take an extra long nap today
>>103152074h-1b is only for slave labor jeetsthere's no point in hiring an american with a funny accent when you can just hire an american
>>103150360One of the easiest things you can lie about.Agile in a nutshell:>daily meetings>board where you have your work>some sort of periodic meetings where you talk about things that happened or what to doIf you know these three things exist, you know agile and that's it. No company is going to ask detailed questions because agile is nonsense and all companies have their own versions of it.
>>103152074its not that simple kek, "go for H1-B" nowadays is almost impossible. if you happen to get lucky and an american company for some reason wants to hire you, there is still only about a 15% chance that you get the visa for that year.the h1b path is too saturated now, most people try their luck with l1 nowadays.
>they ask for salary expectations>I tell them 130-140 ${localCurrency}>they offer 100How do I tell them that that's the equivalent of my current salary without telling them my current salary?
>>103152564"This salary does not warrant the all the overhead and risks of switching to another company."
>>103152583Doesn't that sound too much like a "no thanks" and not enough like a "please make a better offer"?
>>103152393>>103152408Just WFH bro
>>103152627>This salary does not warrant the all the overhead and risks of switching to another company. I hope we can find a mutually beneficial agreement regarding this.
>>103152627Just add something like "I would really love to work with you, but (...). Please reconsider my previous salary request.".
>>103152627>>103152583You could just straight up lie to them and say that's lower than your salary. It's not like they have a way to check.I prefer when candidates are very straightforward with negotiations because that way it lets me play with the numbers better>play with the numbers!??! we're talking about money hereIt's not like it's my money that I'm playing, idgast. recruiter.
>feel guilty talking to recruiters during work hourshow do I fix this fucking mkultra bullshit they implanted with their paid dinners and group activities
>>103152669You'll stop feeling guilty pretty quickly when the offers raising your salary by 30% start rolling in kek
>>103152660Based recruiter. What advice do you have for the NEETs of 4chan? Would you ever shortlist anyone from /twg/?
>>103131343>AZ-900>Microsoft Azure Fundamentals... Why did you do it?I did 70-483 (C# programming) back when Microsoft still offered it -- passed with 90+%,and it was all just so the company could keep some "Silver Partner" certificate,which should've meant, that we could use Visual Studio Professional Edition for free;but as soon as it turned out, that Microsoft had removed that perk from the partnership programme,I was laid off within the year.Microsoft retired 70-483 and 70-480 (HTML5) in favour of an assload of Azure exams,and I still don't understand why.I don't understand, why Microsoft would go all-chips-in on cloud to the extent,that they'll axe off everything else.>>103134343To a T.
>>103152669WFH? if you're not wfh you should absolutely feel guilty.Back when I working in the office and I had to hide in the service elevator that barely anyone used to be able to talk with recruiters on the phone and it was hell not knowing if anyone was going to barge inat home i dont care
>>103152712I wouldn't be able to do shit to help you folks sorry. We use blind recruitment platforms and candidates are already pre-selectedt. have been trying to help me cousin join the company but they always send him to another recruiter instead of me, upper management probably doesnt relatives working too close
>>103142208I like it and force it down the throats of all newbies.That said, in a similar vein to >>103149883, it's something that all should grow beyond.I find his books light on the technical, therefore comfy and easy to read,like listening to Grandad's war stories about blasting Jerries.>>103150041Should've used an EnumSet.
>>103152647I don't like having meetings with gay faggots or brown retards.
>>103151258>Trick-or-treating on Remembrance DayGermans do this unironically. It's also their first day of Carnival.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaternelaufenThey don't do Remembrance Day for some reason...
I NEED CAREER ADVICE.I’ve been a WFH middle manager in my early 30s, working at the same IT company for about 5 years now. Normally, it’s a 40-hour-a-week gig, but I’ve gotten so good at navigating all the bullshit busywork processes that I get everything done in 4 hours. The other 36 “working” hours? I spend browsing 4chan, playing video games, and having a blast.These 5 years have been the best of my life, but I feel like my salary is falling behind the market ($50k a year, with $10k total living costs). My situation’s pretty chill, but I also want a 6-figure salary job chill job.>What skills do you have?NO SKILLS. -Before this busywork job, I was a busywork scrum master for 5 years.- I have a Master's in Administrative Management, so my "skills" are basically all "interpersonal skills" (aka, no real skills).- I don’t know how to code, and I have zero interest in learning. I’m just here for the process bureaucrat life.So what the hell should my career path even be from here?I know what I’m asking for sounds like a dream job, and honestly, I should probably just give up.
Happy Monday :):):)
>>103153195Why did Trump ruin Canada?
>>103127268bros i went back to gooning….
>>103153195>we NEED immigrants to support our labor force for when boomers retire!>theres no jobs that pay a living wage what-so-everayy lmaoooooo
>>103153195So great that we decided to import a bunch of half-wits.
>>103153181Thanks, I have off.
>>103153195why are they all brown
>>103153270because the ontario colleges collect a shit ton of money recruiting these "students" and the government thinks importing millions of useless bodies per year is a good thing
>>103153270Those are skilled migrants chud.
>>103153016I make more money than you and do less work than you.
>>103153195>cs majors>salesmanwhat a waste of a degree
>>103153303If it's coding I don't careIf it's doing middle manager busywork please tell me how you landed that job
>>103153350>poojeet doesn't actually want to do actual workGOTHEFUCKBACK
>>103153381Fuck off. It's every white man's dream to do nothing and still get paid.
>>103153420If I ever find you I will drag your ass right into a boat and send it on a one way trip back to your disgusting shithole. You are so fucking worthless and stupid to say such a disgraceful thing, white people have created ALL the technology that you use, and they were able to do that BECAUSE you dirty jeets didn't shit up employment and decent and intelligent white people were able to get a chance to work for them. Go eat a bowl of shit, and don't enjoy too much. Subhuman rapist nigger.
>>103153480hes right though.good work ethic is commendable if you're working on thats yours. working hard for mr. shekelberg is cuck behaviour.
>>103153549>working hard for mr. shekelberg is cuck behaviour.Do open source developers work for mr. shekelberg? You can cuck yourself writing fake code for mr. shekelberg at some sham tech company, but real programmers work on open source or private, non paid software. You wouldn't understand though because you're not a real programmer.
>>103153480>white people have created ALL the technology that you useDon’t even try to compare the visionaries of the past to today’s onions guzzling coders. 99.999999999% of coding jobs today contribute absolutely nothing meaningful to society and you know it.t. Disillusioned developer, but I’m slowly rediscovering my passion for coding through personal projects
>>103153592>Do open source developers work for mr. shekelberg?I thought we were talking about actual paid jobs?I absolutely contribute to open source projects during my free time, but that's not what I get paid to do at my day job.
>>103153592>but real programmers work on open source or private, non paid software.Real programmers work on whatever is available and pays the most. You can't be picky in today's job market.You sould like an actual teenager thinking every job has to be meaningful.Protip: most jobs are worthless.
>>103153604You know there are laws against that right? If you're working on proprietary software you can't work on open source software because there's a conflict of interest, I know you signed a non compete clause just for this situation. But like I said, you're not a real programmer just like the spic brownoid here >>103141948
>>103153381>>103153480Are you this anon >>103153303Because if you are you are legitimately clinically insane or a liar. There's no way you think your job actually contributes anything of worth to the world if you work less than 4 hours a week.
>>103153195this is america in two years after trump imports more jeets btw
>>103153620>You know there are laws against that right?Why do you assume your American laws apply to me?
>>103153592anon this is /twg/ not /dpt/
>>103153624The first two posts are mine, not the third, I am a based chad and I don't wagecuck for shekelberg, so I wouldn't brag about my income like some greedy jew/chink/jeet.I am a servant of God, not mammon (money).
>>103153592>he doesn't maintain parts of a major open source project as part of his job
>>103153620>If you're working on proprietary software you can't work on open source software because there's a conflict of interestWhat?Why do you think every organization's rules are the same?There's dozens if not hundreds of fortune 500 companies that recognize the value of open source software and not only allow but also encourage their employees to contribute to them during their free time.
>>103153645Ironic, because /dpt/ has actual coders who understands programming while /twg/ is just a bunch of nocoder jeets who wants a "coding" job, but nothing to do with actually coding.
>>103153665sure but this is still /twg/. why do you come to a thread full of tech wagies and then complain about people here being wagies?
>>103153688If you're a tech wagie, you should at least understand tech, otherwise stop trying to get tech jobs so people who ACTUALLY understands and wants to work with tech can have a chance, while you do something else that's more suited to your skillset.
>>103153708i work at a bank, why should i go above and beyond for a company that doesn't give a fuck about me? are you THAT brainwashed by shekelberg that you're trying to convince people that working hard for other men is good? how many cockcages do you own?
>>103153737Then why the FUCK are YOU in /twg/? Go to /biz/ or somewhere else. Banking is not tech, stupid fucking retard. Are you a jew or chink by any chance?
>>103153761>Banking is not tech
>>103153708>>>/g/utwg/ is the place for ventposting about why people won't hire you, not here
>>103153761you're right, i forgot banks still store all the money in a very big vault with a cartoonish large door, and they don't use any sort of technology to support the millions of transactions that happen every day.
>>103153775>creates fake and gay spreadsheets all dayBanking is not tech. To further prove my point, banking requires a degree somewhere in business or accounting, which does not fall under STEM, which involves technology.Kill yourself, but only after you deport your entire family.
>>103153787You didn't write the software to support those transactions, poo, and as if that's any challenge. It's just data management.
>>103153797>>103153808you keep talking about "knowing tech", but then post things like this kek. who are you trying to fool here?
>>103153808but i do anon.
>>103153813And you think that simply working with technology means you are tech. You are retarded AND delusional.
>>103153823>but i do anonl-l-lewd
>>103153761>>103153797>>103153808do banks just work with pen and paper in poojeetland? deranged if you think the banks aren't developing lots of tech to handle high volume transactions and fraud constantly, probably the biggest hirer for tech roles in a lot of cities.
>>103153823>but i do anon.>just a crypto scammer who wrote some "smart contracts" with solidityLOL
>>103153825>1722753253328964.jpgGo back.
>>103153850what does that have to do with banking?
>>103153850what in the absolute schizo la la land fuck are you talking about
>>103153846Thanks for proving your retardation. Do you really think banks are well managed? You understand what a fiat economy is? All those transactions are just performative, because the federal reserve just prints more whenever they want, meaning all your bullshit banking technology is never actually used.
>inb4 i was just pretending to be a retard guys :) got you!
>>103153856>>103153876Ermm but I keep hearing /biz/tards saying crypto will end the fed? How many NFTs are you holding right now? Stop larping as a banker, you're just a scumbag crypto shill (although bankers are equally as scummy).
>>103153877then why do companies like JPMC, MS and other large establishment banks hire hundreds of thousands of software developers? you better write to the CEOs and tell them to fire them because they're clearly wrong.
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>>103153904>hire hundreds of thousands of software developers>only a handful actually write code (white), while There's something called the 80/20 rule, Pareto principal, but in this case its more like a 99/1 rule, where all those thousands of "software developers" just write fake code that gets deleted at the end of the day. Yes, you are one of them.And why do you need that many developers anyways? At one point there's going to be too many people to handle, just look at Concord.Your job is fake, and you are not a real programmer.
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is there even a point in applying to a job ad thats posted 48hrs+ ago?
>>103153974I'm guessing there's already been 5,000 jeet applicants with bachelors or masters?
WFHtards get the rope>j-jew manager FUCK YOU IT'S MY JOB TO HELP THESE IDIOTS GET SET UP AND THEY'RE THE MOST COMPUTER ILLITERATE RETARDS EVER. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WORK FROM HOME WITH 10 MBPS.
>>10315411310MB or 10Mb? 10MB is perfectly normal.
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>>103154113>FUCK YOU IT'S MY JOB TO HELP THESE IDIOTS GET SET UPAre they actual devs?I'm a tech support guy that also helps WFH people set up their computers and I'm actually amazed that so many devs have absolutely no idea how computers workMost of them have barely any understanding of what to do in case their OS starts acting up and they completely freeze at the slight system error message I don't know if they're just pretending to be retarded or what
>>103154164definitely pretending to be retarded to get you to fix it instead. im gonna be playing doom wads while you figure it out for me.
>>103152074>I know the only real way out is to learn to code and go for a H1-BI'm a US citizen new grad and couldnt land a jobI have a friend who is in the same boat. both of us have internshipsits fucking grim
>>103141852kek, exposed
>>103146330med tech, medium size
>>103127268>thread pic Explain like I have a PhD in CS and chemistry and I fold proteins on fastest supercomputer in my country: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?
