r jim edish
3pmYou know what that means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb5qliWvDbI
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
So many fucking fit women on the beach today Me perving on them from behind my shades
>>199107457>>199107438Here's spaino in the wild>>>/pol/472456917>>>/pol/472456972
He does this all day every day.
Any idea what this is worth with King Charles' face on it?
We need Big Dick Ziggerist Communist Battalions roaming Britain
>>199107540I'm 31 and look about 20 so that's probably fucking me over, I also don't want kids or not yet anyway and a lot of women late 20s/early 30s have want kids on their profile. This is all cope btw.
Should I apply to Royal Mail to be a postman?The depot is 15 mins away but I would need to buy a bicycle to get there (as it's 55 mins on foot). I think I could be a postman; I enjoy walking and I am now a full UK driver's licence holder.
sometimes i wish i were british so i could greet people by saying 'alright'
>>1991075744.50
*enters everyone*alri thread?
Not so fast Rorke The Torygraph paid for this one
>>199107584dunno
Need a shit but have an amazon delivery coming in the next two hours.
>>199107512grim
If you post here frequently enough to be recognised then you really should be ashamed.
>>199107570>Why are you so desperate to suck Farage's cocnOh so hes one of THOSE faggots?Yes i suck Farages cockYes i suck Putins cockHave a cry over it
might cop
>>199107512ugly pair of nonces
>>199107584How old are you, what experience do you have, do you have any qualifications? Do you have any ambition in life?
>>199107570Well spotted lol, damn. You guys have eyes everywhere lmao. I made those posts on my 4G that’s why I have the UK flag.
>>199107617what if you get random labels that everyone else with your flag gets?melvin, turt, 190, austory, and a heap of others
she wants a white boy who plays map games
>>199107615how long does it take you to shit?
im in the bity where is brakkin, blood. i live in the b hive
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>199107606>only one seat for ReformI reckon it'll be more than that and the Lib Dems won't do that well.
oi mate, do you miss 2010-2013? i would like to living in bristol in that timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYfpwZO8jTg
>>199107606-275 is insane. And not enough.
>>199107685When I think of the early 2010s, I think of 'An Idiot Abroad'.
>>199107657At least three
>>199107685I’ll have a kebab with red and white sauce and a vimto please boss
>>19910764630, only experience is working in a call centre (will stress at this point I'm not a fat bastard and can walk long distances). No I don't have any ambition in life I want to die most days.
whatever happened to this lad? been awhile since i paid attention but he was trying to become a wrestler or something
>>199107729Sounds like being a postman would be alri for you then
>>199107512>transfems>look like thatgrim
>Spain is almost twice the size of the UKDidn't realise Spain was so big. The closest European country to the UK in size is actually Romania.
>>199107759he's still working on a character, so to speak
>employed woman>not employed>not a womanbizarre gimmick
>>199107358more cope from the jew. let’s say 2/3 of Australia is completely uninhabitable, there’s still a fuck ton of land to build new homes on, far more per capita than basically anywhere else on earth.
How has the transfer window been for your club so far?
>>199107794Always thought the same
>>199107582Never tell a woman you don’t want kids just say yeah you will when you feel ready
>>199107775Employed woman what do you do for work?
>>199107775
>>199107759tranny l think
>2/3 of Australia is completely uninhabitablebuild the canals, irrigate the land
>>199107831hrt really hit nerd communities like crack in the 80s
>>199107817Alright I'll just leave it out then but I'm still swiping left on the ones that want kids.
>>199107845come up with that one yourself?
>>199107819Work at ALDI.
>>199107842If China colonised them it would happen. But instead anglos would rather wallow in misery.
>>199107626Kawaii sugoiiiii
So if you wake up one day and you're lying in a hospital bed. You're all beat up and you're wondering to yourself what in the hell happened? Then there is just one answer for you...Evolution has just passed you by.
taking the bag for life out for dinner and drinks tonight, i love her really
>>199107872Think Australia's doing alright actually
wtf is Turkey teeth, I've seen multiple girls mention it on their profile (along with dogs and travelling)
>>199107869heard it somewhere. cant remember where though x
>>199107759Evolved from disgusting bender to disgusting trannard. Even though hes an obese 45year old
David Tennant trooned out his 10 year old son for Instagram likes
Don’t get why people hate trannies. The crime is its own punishment, anyone stupid enough to get psyopped into chopping their dick off deserves to have their dick chopped off, there’s no need to punish them anymore than they have already punished themselves. I for one feel nothing but sympathy for them, must be an absolutely miserable way to go through life.
been in a relationship since 2016 so i havent used tinder for about 5 years at this pointwhats it like now?
>>199107899probably some procedure to make them look better like the hair transplant
>>199107899The sparkly white teeth jobs that look really gaudy and you can tell are fake straight away
victim of the ethanol industrial complex me
>>199107899Veneers, mostly. Can also be dental bonding.
>>199107917Beyond grim.
Might move to China
black bloke just got into a fight in the wimbledon crowd while a game was on lol
statehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a71_BespSCY
>>199107899
>>1991079172024 - 5 = 2019AYO HOL UP
>Don’t get why people hate paedophiles.Bizarre take
>>199107928Sometimes have a sherry before dinner.
living in misery lads. please donate to my gofundme
>>199107716lasses had nice style. it was era of swag and hipsters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ETet-EbaoM
>>199107962fucking hell lol why's she nicked a pair of jeans off Bros for
>>199107917>so i havent used tinder for about 5 yearsmillenials cant even fucking countsenile cunts
>>199107928>IPA (Indian Pale Ale)
>>199107962the lass would be cute if not for the veneers and fake tan
they're called MAPs actually
dont understand this pride nonsense. why should you be proud about something you did nothing to achieve and have no control over?
Have a gf and have been in long term relationships all through my 20s but have literally never been friends with another couple Don’t know what it’s like. Almost everyone I know is single
>>199107928alcohol is haram
>>199107911The Science is racist?!?!
>>199107967>one person said something retarded therefore we should hate them allshall I pull up a retarded quote from a white incel then
>>199107759Career stalled, failed to progress his personal life in a healthy manner (like losing weight) and instead turned to more unhealthy copes (like drugs and trooning out)
here is proof we live in a racist society
might get a bokkle of red wine later this eveningjust get whatever malbec is on deal. Can't go wrong with the ol' malbecs.
Racism is natural.Trannyism is not natural.Now the Green party has a tough decision to make.
refuse to eat anything that hasn't had an indian man's bare pooey foot all over it
>>199108052covid has shown that the politicians don't care about the science
>>199108047what if it was a really really bad malbec
Why would you troon out in your 30s or older? You know it's a completely pointless endeavour.
>>199108076genuinely never had one that was badhad plenty other varietal that were downright disgusting however. Malbecs have simply solved red wine.
>>199108083Millenials are mindbroken senile twats
spainlad is the only poster who's taking in over 6 figures in brit
g'day mate
>>199108052if racism natural how come races mixed all of humandkind history?
>>199107983im gen z lad
>>199108083They're autistic. They genuinely don't understand.
Why is this thread rorke central today? Are you all worked up about the American thing that happened last night?
scientists want you to believe there are 400,000 different species of beetles but only 1 race the human race
>>199107928Very confused by the whisky one
>>199107962Fucking hell their teeth glow in the dark
>>1991081216 young figures from the playpark into his Honda Jazz, never to be seen again
>>199108121>spainlad is the only poster who's taking in over 6 figures in britYou talking about calories per day mate?
>>199108163Literally my car exact year
>>199108142I'm autistic thoughever and understand that trooning out is an act of sheer folly.
do blokes really come up with 'smooth' pick up lines on tinder etc?i literally cannot bring myself to ever write anything other than 'alright'
>>199108185
>>199108121Hi Spaino!
>>199108218I think of witty responses to their prompts which doesn't work. I think if you're attractive you can put anything.
>>199108163these lads can easily reproduce their genes if they make enough moneyyeah it's debateable whether any woman could ever truly be attracted to such a man but it cannot be ignored that these men CAN reproduce (by being well-off), living meek beta provider lives of quiet unhappiness
you little runts
>>199108185Proper done him
>>199108252
Trump getting BTFO last night was the beginning of the rorkocaust. Reform is going to get taken to the cleaners, far right across Europe will lose their next elections
we've already seen how the Reform party will fare in this election, they will end up the same as the People's Party of Canada meaning they will receive a substantial amount of votes but absolutely zero (0) seats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJjOvQqW70
Midwits love their labour/libdems
>>199108121>6 figuresWhat? As a data analyst in the civil service? Absolutely not
>>199108264Leftypol’s castration fetish
>>199108238i think you're right it absolutely doesn't matter what you write if they're attracted to youi used to open with 'please sit on my face' to any slightly fat girl and it worked at least half the time i imagine making actual effort would give most women 'the ick'
>>199108177lel
>>199108297They're predicted to get a couple seats. Like 6 to 8 seats.
>>199108163Men who listened too much to authority figures and their mothers
Women want you to make effort just to see you squirm a bit. Its all a test
>>199108344it's gonna be a kaytimmers from me
american women <3 <3 <3
>>199108121I'm on the lower end of 6 figures but it still counts
>>199108163>>199108244most of them just need to hit the gym and stop dating fat girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobUhas 1.4b views and i've never heard this song before. how do people find these random songs?
https://x.com/sholariches/status/1806683667344785536
>>199108375I know fuck all about music but how have you never heard this before? There's literally even a meme about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28HkXoCghm8
>>199108404>>199108375my ex loved this song
>>199108404enjoyed this video
Clogwog just messaged me on Discord saying he can do the 4pm shift. Thought he was ill.
>>199108375you are sheltered as fuck if you've never heard this song
>>199108375Muppet
My only knowledge of Imagine Dragons is from the opening to the show Arcane (great show, watch Arcane)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5tSoaJ93ac
>>199108363What do you use to make this?
>>199108312>i imagine making actual effort would give most women 'the ick'I don't know about that, sounds like it'd give them the ick if you're cringey about it but I have nothing to lose so maybe I should just start trying 'alri'
>>199108500https://sankeymatic.com/
Dipped my fingers into boiling water to grab some paneer bits from the boiling pan
>>199108052Neither is natural.
Any gf man inEver feel sometimes like you’re just in the relationship because to break up would mean moving back in with your parents
>>199108535Goy
>>199108474>>199108485i talk music with mates all the time. maybe only old cunts listen to imagine dragons>>199108404never seen this either
>>199108052Both are natural
getting blacked later
>>199107928genuinely cannot wrap my head around why anyone would still support the tories
leftypol victimblaming Sunak for being called a paki all over twitter
Chicken rice and broccoli four times a week lads
getting bleached later
>>199108535Simply untrue
>>199108547yeah can’t afford to live on my own and at this point don’t want roommatesjust tired of women never doing anything for me, never a nice gesture that’s not asked for. It’s like it never occurs to them to do stuff to please their partner
>>199108595Based and fitpilled.
You've been warned.
loads of them strutting about in their short skirts
>>199108363Quick one for me atm
>>199108375This song was on a FIFA game
>>199108590They're bourgeois and the tory party best represents them
dont see the appeal of american womangive me a sloppy drunk chav on the streets of blackpool at 3am any day
>>199108590The cockgomble is unfathomable creature
>>199108626Not sure why you thought anyone cared?
Bet he posts here
>>199108590They're good for pensioners
>>199108669>paki teen>24twink death is realgrim
>>199108667I wasn't talking to you
the blackpill is so brutal. every little boy is psyopped into believing only evil men are shallow because they care about appearances, meanwhile women care about “personality.” Then you grow up and realize the personality in question is being 6’5”, 7 inches, and rich, and all a women has to do to automatically be at least 7/10 is not be fat or a single mother lmao
>>199108577looks like cheap dogshit apartments in australia
>>199108712was just saying this down the pub
wonder how much money I'd make if I rented my arse out
>>199108375cant understand most white music desu. it's just random words that don't tell a story or mean anythingwould much rather listen to this https://youtu.be/NBW5oHQC434
>>199108717rabbit grape
>>199108693kek this is diego!
>>199108717corr bet he's loving those blackcurrants get in lad
>>199108734Let's have a look, I'll give you a price x
love how tolkein inclides humans as a pwer-listomg entity while ignoring elves and dewarves and maiair even though both dark lordds were maiair and so were all the wizards and the balrogs while critiquing humans for their lust for power
get white boys wearing dresses and watching anime
>>199108717cute
>religion of peace >beats up 7 year old daughter for not wanting to wear a hijab lmao
>>199108734welllet’s see it get that hole out for the lads
>>199108709who asked
LOLAnother heroic move by our Leader Sir KeirGetting rid of Lammy was one of those things I wanted but never seriously expected to happen
>>199108772was just saying this down the pub desu
>>199108772
>>199108812second guy with the shades is me
>>199108805Thank fuck I can't stand David Lammy
get /brit/ boys going to the gymevery single day
>>199108734Cute cat. Is this where you live? If this is your picture, then it is quite poetic. Posters like you make posting in an imageboard an artform. Because the cat is like a whore, alone in the streets at night.
>>199108607>yeah can’t afford to live on my own and at this point don’t want roommatesSame. I think i’d end up topping myself if I had to move back in with my parents
I love my tight little Chaewon so much bros
>everyone here has a bad relationship with their parentsExplains a lot desu
>Because the cat is like a whore, alone in the streets at night.
>>199108812have never been at a restaurant and paid attention to another table (except for one time when it was my mum's birthday and it was also someone's birthday at another table)
>>199108547Yeah, lots. What's up lad, are you cano? Or the other?
>>199108812I think most people would look twice if they seen someone dipping a sandwich into a coffee or adding diet coke to an espresso
>>199108812You got that Italian soycomic
rabbit fight
>>199108894Yeah, what?
>>199108889Have a good relationship with my father but he annoys me sometimes Gets worked up over random stuff I can never guess what it’ll be and worries too much
>>199108917he's adding water not diet coke to it
>>199108914There's always at least one old person staring at me throughout when I go to a restaurant
>>199108787israel and the great satan makes them do it or something
When did paki become a slur rather than just an abbreviation?
>>199108948>Gets worked up over random stuff I can never guessKek, this is dadBut my dad doesn't worry much, or at least he always fronts, as you usaeans put it
>>199108915Havent posted here in a while I’m not cansladMy gf is just kind of dumb straight up. Which I wouldnt mind but shes also as stubborn as a mule
Endless growth is possible
>>199108948Sounds better than my dad (selfish and absent for most of my childhood)
>>199108734the back pain isn't worth it imo
Woah let's tone down on those foreign flags, alright? Goodness me
>>199108989Not surprised
fancy a maccies but not sure what to get, any ideas lads?
>>199109031cheeseburger
>>199109031Whatever the latest limited-time burger is
>>199108852yes I took this out of my bedroom window, it is not my catbergI appreciate your compliment, I have been told I have a good eye for photos x
>>199108981Yeah he can be utterly calm about something important and then flip out over something minor that doesn’t matter and I can never really predict what’ll be the case with stuff
This is what they want to take from you.
Lose your inhibitions.Don't let anything stop you.Lose your shame.
>>199109031Double Quarter Pounder and 5 Chicken SelectsThat’s what God would order from Maccies
>>199108772the nine (humans) were corrupted more by sauron because they were more power lusting and death fearing than either elves or dwarvessauronman and especially sauron were more desiring of control to enforce order, due to their creation as maiar of aule (who also created dwarves amongst other things)
>>199107512Two blokes
>>199108985what does she do/say that strikes you as dumb?
>>199108812mad how everyone looks about the same age, old enough to be part of the same group of mates evengets the ol' noggin' joggin' so it does
>>199109069She’s yank only
>>199109069Mid slags with flat chests? :/ they can take them lol
>>199109079Done that. Now what?
>>199109031Get the burgers for two for one
>>199109112Fuck off spainnonce you evil ghoul
>>199109084>Iluvatar makes creatures of a particular nature>seethes when they follow that nature to the logical conclusion given the circumstances he has put them in
>>199108985I think a lot of guys feel the same at some point. Is this your first big time relationship where you move together and are long together? At least is she fit? Do you communicate well in bed?
Might have a wank
i genuinely believe i won't age since i've looked the same since i was 19 or so
>>199109153sounds like the Christian god, yes
>>199109224Hang on....
>>199109209Literally everyone I’ve ever met who says they look way younger than they are looks exactly their age or older.
>>199109224racism is taught its not natural
>>199109224my and my son (my wife is asian)
>>199109060Hehe, but it was the comment as well as the picture.>>199109125Fuck Maccas, get something from the local chippy YEAHOOO>>199109120The Challengers was a good movie.
is this an autistic email lads?
>>199108131Proofs?
>>199109271WELL NOT IN MY CASE, I STILL GET ASKED FOR ID AT 29 soz caps
Why did he show them the video?
>>199108196Sex
>>199109101She just shites on talking absolute rubbish. Been getting stoned most weekends just to put up with the nattering>>199109185We’re nearly together 4 years, living together for nearly 2.She was fit but in the last 6 months shes put on weight which has really turned me off her. Havent had sex in a few weeks which suits me desu, cant be arsed half the time anyway
ILL NEWS IS AN ILL GUEST
>>199109351Brad Dourif makes anything he’s in kinoHis Babylon 5 episode was leagues better than anything else in that show
>>199109351Mental that this is the autistic kid Billy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nestutterly absurd
>>199109313Yeah that’s what they all say lolI got asked for ID for an energy drink last year and I’m 30. People who work in retail are retarded.
dont even care about shagging, just like the ego boost of knowing a woman wants to shagbut then i start doing a think and regretting the times i didnt bother following through as soon as i found out they wanted it complicated matters indeed
>>199109351Late is the hour in which this conjurer appears
>>199108375Cunt has never seen the 'Assassin's Creed 3 - Official Launch Trailer [UK]'.
>>199108755It's blueberry mate
tandoori pizza lads
>>199109351i think of myself as king whatshisname and think of my axiety as grim wormtongue, it honestly works
>>199109340>which has really turned me off herWell that is something that is entirely up to you, nobody can convince you she is sexy if you don't like her. I take it she has gained it in the wrong places, so to speak?Sex is not like wanking, I had to reach my 30s to realise this. It is a three-dimensional experience. So do it whenever you want it,but have a snack first kek.
>Trump did not win the debate but Biden certainly lost it.The levels of cope are insane
made how anything can be done in chinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6CH18yyQyE
>>199109103Based nooticer pointing out it's staged.
>>199109453You have to be autistic to not understand what that means and agree with it lmao
>>199109351OH HI MARK
>>199109432Cracking stuff, enjoy
>>199109481Watch the debate did you?
>>199109403well they always remark on it and ask what skin cream i use, truth be told i've been an alky and junkie for years, just genetic superiority that keeps me young
really high rn
>>199109529No but you don’t need to have watched the whole thing to understand that.
>>199109452Man I cant broach a subject like weight loss with a her. She’ll burst into tears or get highly defensive. She’d lose weight if she just stopped snacking all the time. It pisses me off watching her eat a slice of toast before dinner and then another snack straight after dinner. Fucking greedy likeI told her she needs to cut out all the snacking but she’s convinced herself its healthy.
The reviews are in for Douglas is Cancelled and they are NOT favourable. ITV dramas are half shite, aye?Everyone was sucking the cock off that Post Office shite but I can't for the life of me ever feel motivated to watch an ITV drama.Scripts give off written by chimps vibes.
>>199109545>No butThough so x
>>199109483lol
>>199109481Explain what it means thenTo me that says "Biden lost and Trump won but I can't say nor accept Trump winning"
>>199109536Don’t believe you sorry>>199109559I accept your concession
>>199109551Yeah I don't watch terrestrial telly but thanks anyway
>>199109292Kek
>>199109545Ah but perhaps you may just possibly need to mayhaps watch a bit more than the clips you saw on PoliticsJOE to agree with it
ignore non whites in every capacity do not acknowledge their existence
>>199109373The latest Chucky movies have been utter shite thoughbeit.
that boy needs therapy
>>199109551Only geriatrics watch telly nowadays (scroll through the channels now and it's all animal shows and old countryside shite). They don't need the writing to be good.
>>199109594Done that fat cunt
>>199109595What about having brown girls rim your asshole
just want to live in a 60s built flat with a giant fuck off window in the living room lads
>>199109571It means Biden lost and Trump won but that result occurred because Biden looked like a drooling retard not because Trump came across particularly well or said anything insightful. >>199109594Watched plenty of Trump talking about post-birth abortions and his golf handicap, literally nothing Trump said mattered though. This whole debate was just about how awful Biden came across.
might make a move, plotting you see
>>199109668>>199109668>>199109668
>>199109672>It means Biden lost and Trump wonOk great thanks for clearing that up
Doing a listen.
>>199109672>It means Biden lost and Trump wonI accept your concession, the rest is babble cope
>>199109672This basicallyTwo people failing to form coherent ideas except one of them looks and sounds like he's on his deathbed
>>199107512Keep thinking shes wearing a scarf in the thumbnail
>>199109723>she
