jay slater edition
Feeling incelish
>>199109668England is my city
https://twitter.com/scubaryan_/status/1806364443359494575a German car salesmen wouldn’t have a conversation with Speed because he thought he was too broke to buy his car…
Perfection...
why do black british people know so much about american culture
singing along to some old soul music
>I SIMPLY MUST FORM AN OPINION ABOUT THIS THING >What? No I'm not going to watch the thing I'm forming an opinion about. I saw enough of what other people wanted to show me to form an opinion
Which countries are more similar to each other?The UK and the US or Argentina and Colombia?
https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1806557731244986521I was waiting for them to release biden's strongest highlights and they did. 1 minute or so. Have fun
Still talking about the boring off-topic yank political debate are we?
>>199109736Quandiddleator with the squiggly E ten
Literally nobody is saying anything other than Biden lost that debate, hard lmaoEvery mainstream media outlet is screaming about how he needs replacing pronto. Why is Rorke trying to pretend like everyone is saying Biden didn’t lose? lol, he’s so desperate to be victimised
>>199109734he accidentally flopped his willard out on stream and he has a bbc
gonna wear my lets go brandon t shirt to the pub tonight lads
>>199109768Argentina and Columbia speak the same language so them
>>199109762Not trying to defend Spaino but one screenshot from the debate is enough to tell you how it went.
>>199109768Argentina and colombia are both children of spain, UK is like America's pensioner parents
ok this is fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcyGITaz0F4
>quoteless reply>lmao>lolHe's raging
https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1806410522624975091Mousey finally caught.
>>199109762don't need to watch the event itself when you've got the perfectly honest and accurate news media to tell you what to think and is somehow magically always right (except when they're not)
>>199109831America is more like the cool and wise older brother who stops by occasionally to impart wisdom to his nervous younger nerd brother
Funny how people are like woah Joe Biden is so old. Because the media literally never shows the clips of him being completely decrepit and old. When trump was president every day he was in the news, "trump walks down the street arrogantly"
>>199109875what's funny about it mate
>>199109844Seen a lot of these nonce hunters getting violent recently, bit of a worry trend for Spaino
Mum just sent me this.
>>199109868Wisdom like the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?
>>199109844>A costco or something else that sells tat like chairsNot believable, should've pretended to meet him at a gamestop, heard 13 year old boys love video games
>>199109800It’s almost like they had planned this out so that they can switch the Dem nomination without having to fight a big primary
i'm no a regular here why is this spanish cunt having a big rant
>>199109910Youre in the same snapchat?
>slapshe's such a cringe mong
the for you page on xdotcom is atrocious
Just realised why 9/11 was done on that date lads. It's cos in the US the emergency number is 911
interwesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT7XPoYwOQ0
>>199109891Funny peculiar rather than funny humorous x
>>199109953Where do you get your opinions from?
>>199109929Have thought this exact thing myself. They and the media didn’t comment on how old and frail he was all throughout the primaries and now they’re over suddenly it’s out in the open and they can replace him with basically whoever they want because it’s now “an emergency”. >>199109984You get yours from /Pol/ I assume?
>>199109976giwtwm
>>199110026Where do you get your opinions from?
>>199109976Muslims do have a point
Pondering elephant jizz. Mental if the sperms would be massive and visible to the naked eye.
>>199109929>>199110026Why are you chatting this utter shite? It's politically unfeasible for them to replace Biden at this stage, he's already been nominated by democrat voters.
We did all the debate stuff this morning lads, keep up
>>199109910blast from the past
>>199109976The welsh dream
>>199110086This your ma
im going to beat up rorke if he does a racism
>>199110107MIGAtard cope
twitch gone woke
>>199110107No, they’ll have him step down for health reasons and replace him with someone newer and fresher. Probably a woman, black or hispanic
>>199109844>>199109901watched one where some bloke made the guy do the chicken dance like in the gentleman (shit programme by the way)
>>199109868what a fucking retarded analogy lmao
>>199109734i get saying nigger on 4chan but actual racism so cringe to see irl
>>199109734This is the sort of grim content and replies that occasionally pops into my For You section and it just reminds me how low IQ and dull so many people are
GANDALF GREYHAME
>>199110152Knock yourself out kek
reckon at least 60 percent of the reviews on just eat and uber are botted/fake
>>199109844me ramming him with the shopping cartor "trolley" as you'd call it
The Woke Mod
>>199109929Yeah you’re far from the only person saying this. Hence why they would set this debate so relatively early in the campaign.
>>199110173Speed barking at a dog that tried attacking himhttps://twitter.com/ElonChapo/status/1806364780090806630
can AI make a porn vid of the Burch twins scissoring?
Miss mikey
>>199109734Literally who. Probably thought someone recording wasnt a serious buyer and was in fact a time waster
day-um
>>199110026did you with that question lmaogo on, who gave you your opinion on the debate?
America is like the lad who's moved to London and made a fortune but his parents still live in a knackered terraced house up north and it's depressing to visit them
>>199110225Almost chuckled.
BRING me the BAT
I was just talking with my GF about this the other day; I’ve spent a lot of time in the US and we were talking about how, in the UK, calling someone out for being a c**t usually gets turned back on you and you end up being called out (often by the c**t). In my experience in the US doing this is often more productive: people rarely get called out for no reason and there’s never much back-and-forth afterwards. Also there’s no ‘tall poppy’ culture in the US; in the UK we will reign in and pull back anyone who stands out even slightly, but standing out is encouraged in the US. This is one of my favourite things about the US; having grown up in the UK I’ve seen countless friends (and myself too) discouraged from pursuing any skill or talent that appears indulgent rather than socially conducive.Lastly, I have ASD/Aspergers, and my various characteristics are not at all tolerated by UK society. I try not to paint myself as a victim, but at the same time I’ve lost track of the number of times an escalating situation could have been diffused by the other person realising ‘oh, he’s actually quite different’. In the UK (especially as a male) being ‘normal’ is heavily encouraged, and averageness is celebrated. This is linked to our general socio-political pessimism, as opposed to the optimism of Americans (which always seems naive to us but produces a generally much happier and welcoming people).
>>199110167Think they're trying to win mate
>>199110273why wouldnt the lad in that case give back to his family?
>>199110291yeah?
>>199109844I hate nonce hunters only slightly less than I hate nonces
>>199110313Why wouldn't he indeed?
Women like Formula 1 now for some reason and that's hecking cool!
6 chicken tenders in the ovenshaking with excitement
>>199109917Went better than your third world affairs, that's for sure
>>199110291>c**tStopped reading. Kys
Might become a nonce hunter hunter
fallout new vegas is for troons
Diego asking the shopkeeper if they have bigger eye of the needles and if dwarf camels exist
>>199110362Rookie numbers
why is America full of Gaylord's?
>>199110402ahah
>>199110390
>>199110413Gaylord’s what?
>>199110402hehe
>>199110413>hey guys my name is randy gaylord
>>199110341https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719121771186195.webmWhat about random members of the public?
>>199110291I think you have very limited exposure to American culture because we act much the same here. You will get called out constantly and everyone is always trying to make you look a fool while differences are mocked and attacked
want to take a cute girl's osrs account that only does boring skilling stuff then make her watch me go into the wilderness and freak out as i get into close calls with other pkers and clans
>Police officer dies when driver collides with Hungarian leader's motorcade in Germany
>>199110367Despite the best efforts of the American artillery blowing up the British troops.
Wish I was dead
>>199110371Good excuse for when they get you >oh hahahaha actually I was trapping you!
>>199110495*were
Wheee look at it go
lots of pedophobes in brit lately yikes
>>199110471>I just wanted to make sure the brown person was safeIs this fucking real
>>199110468
>>199110519not scared of nonces
business idea: convince 2 nonce hunter groups to go to the same place, each looking to sting the other group's members
>>199110515Think he's making a point about reincarnation mate x
Lord Gaylord of Arse Hall
An American named Randy Sodd.
>>199110471What thread is that from
>>199109734good.T N DND
>>199110471I wish someone cared if this brown person was okay (pointing towards me)
>>199110527Fascist
*stings your member*
>>199110554Said that to your uncle did you? And now we have to stomach your damaged presence.
>>199110624Nair?
Nationalistic arguments between white countries on 4chan are absolutely cringe, we should be sticking together against the hordes
https://youtu.be/FMjmApzOo0A?si=tu2Yd5cVa6og8Uaphttps://youtu.be/FMjmApzOo0A?si=tu2Yd5cVa6og8Uap
Make no mistake: the iatrogenic effects of antipsychotic and antidepressant drugs are numerous and devastating
>>199110355Women just do whatever other women are do and are absolutely terrified of not being part of the in-group.
watching glastonbury in 4k
I spent 6 months in California in 2009. Absolutely loved it. The accent is a weapon there. I left the UK 9 years ago to live in Canada (much easier to get a visa). I think both the US and Canada give you permission to dream and go after something big with your life. A lot of the UK seems quite negative. That being said, I do miss many things. The humor, the banter, and watching footy at a reasonable time of day.
my name is gaylord singh
Cannot fucking wait to bin off wfhtoil today and walk down the road to the pub for a cheeky pint or two in the beer garden with a fag before grabbing some cans from the paki shop and heading home for some shitposting and goyslop
feel bad for people with weird oversized willy heads
'pparently dolphins get high on pufferfish toxins
>>199110664Nigger obviously
Should I find a job in AfricaSurely there's no competition over there right
>>199110720Hi i was wondering how to unsubscribe from this blog? Do i text STOP or what
>>199110668And what are you, you personally, doing against 'the hordes'? Just posting on 4chan is it fatso?
tempted to fly to texas, bin my passport, then hang around at the border until ICE catch me and claim asylum
i want to PUNCH an AUSSIE in the FACE
>>199110763White guy that fucks all of those jap girls on fellatiojapan has one like that but I don’t feel bad for him in the least
>>199110732same
>>199110775Yeah, when they kick you out in 50 years you can come here and your kids can be in the government
fucking HELL I need to die
Check out the streets of London at three a.m, and that’s where you’ll find the after dark moon gibbons of cool. Swooning to the beats of Sharp Sam Patio, courtesy of DJ Flippin Lyre, at the Numbery of Noise. Whack yourself down there immediately, and expect Johnny Depp and co to swing by anytime, with their pants full of sewage, and trombones up their noses.
>>199109668There are no high income skills that you can learn in six months, if there were there would be millions of pajeets ready to do the job for 5 rupees a day. Also tights.
>>199110720*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
>>199110818Mental how women can live like this but be so judgemental lmao
>>199110804consider that he would literally die to have a proportional bellend and probably has nightmares that haunt him every night over it
>>199110785Voting Reform
watching my mum get blacked
>>199110818Database stuff you could for a brief period but that’s over saturated now
birthday is in a couple days and will be deliberately avoiding the internet just so i dont feel like a sadcase wish i had some one time use drug but i couldnt be bothered using the darkweb or getting crypto throughout the last week just for it
>>199109736MAAM, there's a piece of poo under your lower lip, please do the needful.
>>199110793Doesn't work if you're white
world's actually mental these days lol
feel like SHIT
>>199110793You can join me in Pennsylvania I wouldn’t mind an English butler
any update on are jay? they blown through the gofundme money yet?
Spinach, asparagus, mushrooms and salmon for tea, diet is going well
>>199110775>Should I find a job in AfricaIt's all so tiresome
And so, to the top ten cocky slivers pruning the bumfluff in the nation’s spaz-garage.Straight off the plane at number ten, Gloop ‘Mongy’ Mong with Fat Weeping Bitch, the tribute to the Wu-Tang’s geezer, recorded in case he was shot, and released last week by mistake.
>>199110885I should message her
>>199110914Get on the OMAD de lid, pounds will drop right off you
Anyone want owt?
Did the Reform candidate call are Rishi a Paki?
>>199110880Reddit isn't the world. Good place to find tights, though.
>>199110880meanwhile in the real world, trump is about to be elected haha
>>199110949I thought it was a "volunteer "
>>199110926
>>199110926Please be somali. I'll dye laughing
>>199110873Turks get through
>>199110949It was a middle-class actor pretending to be a working-class activist
playing fallout 4
>>199110941been doing it since June the 1st, will be weighing on Monday to see my monthly progress xx
Hope my cousin calls me to do some alcooholic SOAD jam tonight.
>>199110976Is this that documentary that was uploaded by that Brazilian /pol/ dude on piratebay
>>199111011Best of luck mate x
>>199111010ballout snore
rough day at the dildo factory
Tights are OP, they even work on fat lasses
number of jfs is through the roofunacceptable
>>199111079will be like are Tony and Bush again
he is literally me
>>199110880Mad how control over the internet is exclusively given to the dregs of society just because they're the only ones willing to be unpaid jannies for 16 hours a day
>>199110966hfp
>>199111035Empire of Dust or Africans fascinated that chinks can't say 'r'
This is what they're taking from you.
>Sir Keith Starmer, King of England, wonderful man, yuge fan
>>199111123high fucktoes pornsyrup?
>>199111134thats a child
>>199111114>reddit moderator>control over the internetthink you're exaggerating a little
Thinking of asking Ariane de Rothschild to marry me, don't care about her alleged epstein connections x
Limmy? Never funny.
>>199111162that is a man :v
>>199111122Hope you aren’t using those cotton filter things in a joint
>>199111124Empires of dust
>>199111003It'd be weird watching the lefty media awkwardly defend their "racist" if he got battered by a gang of Pakistanis for his "racism." Not saying it should happen or that I'd like to see it, but would they take his side?
Europeans will claim that Nikola Tesla was Serbian not American and then also claim that Hiram Maxim was British and not American
>>199111218Me, entering /brit/
running around robbing banks all whacked off of scooby snacks
>>199111233Don't be daft
do you care?
Me entering /brit/
You can't suffer in Australia
>>199111218This is what they took away from you
>>199111052this is how reform wins
>>199111311thoroughly looking forward to seeing which country's brown immigrants are the most physically capable
>>199111311Qui qui ah the gay Paris in summer. What a wonderful place!
What if you and mousenonce were lost in the desert and mousenonce got bit on the penis by a snake and you had to suck our the venom so mousenonce could survive?
>>199111311Yeah always enjoy the Olympics, happy it's somewhere with a civilised timezone this time
We have 1,000 trillionaires in this country.
>>199111329Don’t be Rama Rama
>>199111191Actually think it's quite adventurous x
the more deranged gooners I see online, the more I start to believe those old theories that masturbation makes you insane
>>199111349You're thinking of the Euros mate, Olympics has more white people sports
>>199111187being able to control what people can see, say or post is a fairly significant form of control yeh. probably shouldn't be trusted to the extremely mentally ill but it always is
>>199111329The Abodem
>>199111379Would let him die
>>199111379Would've bludgeoned him to death as soon as we were aloneNobody would find his body in the dunes
>>199111329Waiting for the sports comparison chart with pictures of the female teams America - New Zeland - Australia
>>199111385Solitary, solitary. People uhm... Uhm.. Corona.. Corona.. Solitary people in corona. SolitaryHouses for black people
>>199111379But I'm not lost in the desert with mousenonce
clinton was president 30 years ago and is younger than both the current presidential candidates
i love niggers
>>199111052Begin with your family.
>>199110880none of these people are to be taken seriously They have no clue in life, no ambitions, no drive, nothing at all other than feeling empty and devoid of meaningSo they paint themselves up in funny colours and do odd things and make themselves into odd creatures to fill the void that would otherwise be occupied by having the desire to lead a fulfilling lifeThey are people with nothing but problems and they want you to have them
spoopy
>>199111472Name 5 niggers
>>199111451cant vote (no photo id)
>>199111508Your mum, your dad, your brother, your sister, and you
>>199111466But IF you were lost the desert with mousenonce would you suck the venom out of his snake bitten penis?
Just seen Jay Slater in Camden Morrisons
>>199111527dunelm
remembered i haven’t showered in a week
>>199111527Finna know it
creepy flick. definitely an atmospheric slow burner
>>199111529Definitely
Anyone playing habbo origins
Spent all day in bed again
>>199111553love the shield x
>>199111529I'd do it every 30 minutes just to be safe
>>199108601 Both are products of bourgeois ideology
>>199111508the jackson 5
>>199111550nasty cunt
>>199111589wtf, habbo's back?might have to log on for some good old-fashioned cybering
ephedrine for snakebites
>>199111595A MOUTH FULL OF SHIT AND AN ASS FULL OF CUM
The only "wealth creators" are the working class who produce the wealth that capitalists steal.
>>199111419it's redditanyone can create a subreddit and set rules and appoint moderators for it
Fuck off we’re full x
>>199111604>>199111648Simply untrue
>>199111508Dave Benson PhillipsMr Motivator Billy OceanHaile SelassieDipsy from Teletubbies
>>199111648shut it nigga
>>199111648remember when you said only rich people can afford to go abroadi often remember this and laugh
>>199111615don’t even get that nasty that’s why i forget x
Sorry Veterans, But Trauma and “PTSD” Are Not Mental Illness
might treat myself to a second magnum icecreanit is, after all, Friday
Why on EARTH would women WANT to work for a boss that treats her like shit? Makes you think
where's copealone
poo sex
>>199111667
I'm voting for death
>>1991117602nd week in a row he's been a no show, hope he's doing ok
>>199111657>appoint moderators for itwho will necessarily all be freaks because no normal person has the time nor wants to be an internet moderator
wank them offwank them offwank them offoffoff
Is it over for me?
Even prison can't stop a shagger
drinking asahi
>>199111648A small minority do the majority of the work. These people are in high demand and can command higher wages in a free market. If they are prevented from earning more than their less productive peers, they have no incentive to be more productive and will stagnate. One more reason communist economies create massive scarcity.
Just got unbanned on Hinge
watching Millers Crossing its fine
>>199111862What heart?
>>199111760>>199111785Oh I hadn't noticed his absenceThis place is actually more pleasant without himNext let's get rid of commiemong
just bet 20 quid on slovakia beating england and georgia beating spain. easy 1500 quid
>>199111862His crossing is fine but he needs to do better with through balls
>>199111801i think you're missing the pointyou can create your own subreddit or better yet your own website and do whatever you want as long as it's not flagrantly illegal
>>199111856
is commiemong pro-Trump since he's anti-Ukraine?
>>199111417Nothing special about masturbation, they're glutons of a basal desire as the obese are for food.
>>199111912Cheers lad, need more mourinho reaction webms
so looks like im volunteering for a festival this julySO GET IN
>>199111760dead hopefully
Toil done Off to get some cansPizza and chips and a wank for teaWe're so back
>>199111942
Won't be needing those hosepipe bans then will we
>>199111955Volunteering like, working for free?
>>199111958what's so great about being a janny for a bunch of coked up zoomers
I’m a NEET. A dosser. A waster. A bum. A loser. A layabout. And I love every single minute of it.
>>199111813What's this here then
>>199111990free entry to the festival so that pays for that
>>199111979all the orange and red countries hate us so i don't care about this problem
>>199112007meant for>>199111955
had a wank to nicole doshi taking a bbci like her slaggy asian face and the fact she was wearing some nice latex boots and she didnt remove them like in most videoshowever i just feel empty and grim for the fact it was a wog that was shagging herthinking of only wanking over solo vids from this point
>>199111772Would do literally anything to have sex with a latex/pvc goddess it is my ultimate fantasy
>reddit is turning against BidenFeel bad for him, he was a good counter to Trump and now they're hating on him cause he's old and wasn't too sharp. Biden countered Trump lies but it's he-said, she-said. Thing about Trump if he can make up things on the spot, Biden can credit but Trump will say another lie louder. Who in the Dems has the wit and attitude to go head to head with Trump? Obama has served 2 terms and Biden's old...
>>199112056im gonna do crew cateringso just cooking in the day then get to rave at night so easy
>>199112082190
>>199112082how tall are you?
>>1991120825pm feels like a weird time to be wanking
>>199112087
oh it cans night baby
>>199111911obviously but being able to create a website that gets 4 views a month doesn't change the amount of control some freak has over subreddits that have millions of active users.
>>199112106it’s over
>>199112121188cm>>199112139about to hop in the shower so thought id get it done with before i get washed
>>199112106Biden tried repeating the "fine people" hoax again in the debate and got told. Nobody's falling for his shit any more. The Dems are obviously going to try to cheat again but there's no way anyone will believe he got 80+ million votes this time.
Who wanked the dogs off?ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
Just found out toil doesn't let you get your emails sent to your phoneBit mad
wish I was a janny imagine the feeling of power accompanying the bans you mete out
funny how im an incel
get the ferry tickets booked
>>199112223being an incel is a very serious condition and shouldn’t be made light of
>>199112214jannies don't have the power to hand out bans they just inform their superiors (for free)
>>199109700>>199112106Thing about Trump is*Biden can discredit Trump**
>>199112212Took my emails and Teams off my phone. If it's not during office hours I am not looking at it end of story.
>>199112106Hello fair stranger! It's nice to know you visit Reddit, perhaps you'd like to stay there aha? Allow me to comment on your post. 1. This is /brit/ not /cum/ so please refrain from posting about non British topics. 2. Your post in particular is in reference to to something political and there's a specific board for that on 4chan!
>>199112212maddest thing i've read all day
>>199112212where the fuck do you work? Mi5?
>>199112267>>199112267>>199112267
>>199112265>>199112265>>199112265
Gasping for a big poo
>>199109734And? I only know this guy because one of my relatives fell to the Nigtok algorithms for a while. The car seller is going to survive this huge event.
>>199109668There's no such thing as a high income skill in 2024.
