American soldiers stationed in Greece
I was toting my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road
>American soldiersImperialist pig crakkkas
A chocolate pie, now that's just pure decadence
And yeah the black is best but honestly mrs. teal bikini isn't far behind
So is someone going to make a different new? I can't make a new thread on mobile.
/cum/ needs bouncers.
Bounce out all the bussy lovers
>>199168774all made for middle aged brazilian bulls btw
>>199168774Get that disgusting flag out of my face.
Cum is pretty slow right now, I guess it is a summer Saturday night
>ten hour shift tomorrow starting at 3am
what kind of work
mocktails are just juice and named to make alcoholics feel better about themselves.
For all my complaints about my 9-5 literally millions and millions of people suffer learning what their weeks look like the week before handIt's weird how many accept that
>>199169042Warehouse
I'm an alcoholic.
>>199169080goddamn that sucks
Is this true?
>>199168974Bunch them up in your bussy instead
>>199169116go away
>>199169090Yeah and it's 04:49 here. Guess why I'm still up
>>199169090I'm a retard
>>199169136What way?
>>199169103supreme cope. eat less fatso.
might attend AA for the women
>>199168640if you could see my heart, you would know
>going to the beach tomorrow I'm not going to be able to handle all the boobies, thighs, and buttcheeks.I'll have to jerk off immediately upon returning to the beach house
>>199169250you need to go to anus anonymous
Well, Jason?
>>199169250>boobies, thighs, buttcheeksYou can see those whenever, who gives a shit? But you can only see those cool water bikes with the big wheels at the beach.
>>199169027Normie general desu
>>199169250your parents won't like that
I had an epiphany last night. The next evolution of American mass shootings is drone-operated mass shootings. No one will know the culprit.
Possible /cum/ meetup location?
>>199168774all made for jihadists
>>199169361I imagine civilian drone use will just get banned if people figure out how to use them for terrorism or crime on a regular basis
>>199169371PLEASE give me a hairy turk gf
>>199169367>IrelandThe wewuzzing would go off the charts
>>199169361FICTION ZONE. THESE WORDS REFLECT NO SINCERE DESIRE OR PLAN OF MINE----------------------------------------I always had the idea of a drone wielding a knife.Just fly in, stab, fly away----------------------------------------
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The dinner
>drone with a dildo>sneaks up and fucks anon in the ass>flies away to find a new victimthe future is truly horrifying
>>199169451Poor looking, but filling and reasonably nutritious
>corn holdersstop being a sissy and hold it like a man
>>199169451Weird ass combo probably gonna give you bad breath.
>>199169486cum full of poofter sissy lalas these days smdh
>>199169486Maybe he just likes pegging his corn
there's no reasonable excuse any non blood related women can give me to not be having sex with me
Playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator with the gf
>>199169486they're hot
Why do people say Michelle Obama might step in but they never say Jill Biden?I mean, Michelle Obama never ran a country for 3.5 years. Jill Biden is the experienced one. Is she being passed over for some kind of DEI reason?
>>199169548Joe is too stubborn to step down now. He'll probably still win too
>>199169548because they're full on copium, sleepy joe is not even a contender anymore
>>199169391a lot of american girls are hairy too. they just have lighter hair.
>>199169548>DEI reasonYes and also the Dems were grooming Michelle for a while to take some sort of political role, they never did this for Biden's Missus
>>199169548democrats love their transgenders
tomorrow i need to do all my shopping and cleaning because i did nothing today.
>>199169579ok
>>199169548Jill is just Joe's main handler, Obama is brainstorming the administration which is why you hardly ever hear about Kamala.
>>199169590
The US government is definitely aware of the existence of non-human intelligence.
>>199169639everyone has a camera in their pocket 24/7 and there’s still no proof of aliums
>>199169663there are plenty of high quality videos
believing in aliens on earth is not different than believing in ghosts or christianity
>humanity finally discovers ayylmaos>it's just a biofilm inside a remote sheltered crater on another planetCould you imagine the collective disappointment when we cannot fuck aliens like in media?
>>199169696get out of my thread
>>199169696It's very different actually, since the latter two are supernatural
>>199169703wasnt traces of bacterial life already discovered on mars or something
>>199169713No
I like it creamy
tfw no martian slime gf
This century is going to be full of suffering
would aliens have to breathe oxygen or could they thrive on different elements
>>199169752they thrive on cum
>>199169762aliens are posting in /cum/ right now?
>>199169748sad
I really need to stop eating my boogers when I get a gf
>>199169796no you don't king, if she likes you for you she'll encourage your booger eating habits
>>199169796eat her boogers instead
>>199169780uhhhhhh
hit me where it hurts
>>199169796nigga eating boogers
>be happy>bad things happen>be sad and depressed>bad things happenthis is a scam
>>199169828hola, mi hermano
>>199169865he fell for happiness coming from external things that can be taken away at any moment
finna boutta hit up da bar
subhuman yakubite trash are setting off fireworks right outside my window
why cant we import american girls in bikinis instead of pajeetas in tim hortons uniforms
>>199169930it's too cold to wear bikinis in ganada, good sir
no one can take my masturbation habits from me, that's true happiness
My name is Canada Jim
>you HAVE to memorize this long list of stupid arbitrary things for the test even though in the real world it would take you 2 seconds to google them
>>199169971no it's not
>>199169974but you have to be able to demonstrate your knowledge
farts are nasty
I'm Mario the Sea Lion
fappednow, to sleepperchance to dream
>>199169983memorizing things like what port 420 69 does should come from experience after working with it for years not required from you right out the gate even though it's not required at all in the real world only for the test
>>199169918same but messicans
>200 post in off topic thread>i reply> instantly deleted 3 day bandamn
>>199170138>he posts outside of /cum/ngmi
I'm all about them tawny gals
I don't eat anything coming out of the water. Fish, shellfish, doesn't matter. If it's from a pond I won't touch it
should i hop down to royal farms and get some fried chicken and a diet dr pepper?
>>199170180yes
>>199169508>>199169524Yeah okay we get it, you like hot cobs and pegs
>>199170180yes, but regular dr pepper
Another day wasted I can't even explain my sadness right now I just feel like crying
>>199170210you're gonna cry like a little baby boy?
girls want to peg us bros how do we stop this
>>199170210what happened fella?
i jerked off my friend today and him me and i didnt feel immense regret afterwards so i think im a gay nigga lol
>>199170225Nothing happened I just spent another day trapped in my bedroom I haven't been outside in 4 weeks and even if I go outside there is nothing there for me I have no friends my life is a waste
>>199170224Just let them. You're not doing anything with your equipment so let them take you for a ride
drinking milk
>>199170251it's okay. im in a similar situation (neet) as you. why dont you try going for a walk in the evenings?
>>199170275we can't let them get the prostate codes
>>199170281Oh I got a big ol glass of milk milk milk oh I got a big ol glass of milk milk milk it helps me grow get swole this milk will help you grow get swole this milk is good for your bones
>>199169748As a healthcare practioner, dealing with trannies is the biggest pokerface of our shift and literally every nurse and doctor and whoever else rolls their eyes behind their back. We're polite to their face and use all the gay little pronouns they want but beyond that we all think they're fucking freaks and total nuisances to the department. The ones in their 40s and 50s are all on urinary catheters and other disabled shit and then they die. Boohoo.
>>199170251we're gonna make it
>>199170294When I go out and see people having fun with their friends it sends me into a depression
My fat rolls are increasing in number
>>199170330terry did not in fact, make it
>>199170334You have a yard? Why not tend to it? Plant flowers and veggies. It will keep you occupied and also out of your home, away from people.
>>199170138happened to me a few days ago but it was only about 50 posts. Jannies just be doing things (for free)
>food price inflation is through the roof>price of insulin through the roof>country is still 60% fat fuckshow do we get everyone skinny?
>>199170318>The ones in their 40s and 50sAre there that many of these?
>>199169748I immediately don't take anything written with emojis seriously, especially if it's something as "heavy" as a troon's delusions.
>>199170358Drain the FDA.
Hi I am in Chicago!!!! Who wants to hang out?
might as well walk into a meth house to get stabbed with an aids needle
>>199170358you need more income tax and lower salaries
>>199170346There is only so much enjoyment you can get from a tiny backyard
>>199170387
>>199170381Then why is Mexico so fat?
Falling asleep, inshallah I shall sleep forever
>>199170387You can also set up a feeder for hummingbirds
>>199170413tacos
>>199170030CCNA?
>>199170387Or maybe try building a birb nest?
>>199170296Geez, fine. I'll handle it instead of some plastic strapon
>>199170452comtia security +
We need to put Ozempic into the water supply, I'm tired of fat people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efJGDpCSrJY
>>199170521imagine the sharts
pretty sure gastric bypass surgery causes people to smell like shit 24/7
>>199170524guud taste
not smelling like feces is merely the first step in a long long list to acquire a gf
>>199170568also the first step in filtering out potential gf's
>>199170476
>>199170582perhaps the only step
>>199170541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqpiuKwI33A
Congratulations, you get a free gf! But due to technological limitations she will be one 4chan board personified. Which board do you choose /cum/?
>>199170597Kinda making me flaccid with that
>>199170597
>>199170358https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CPIUFDSLfood price inflation is overstated by poorfags who can't handle prices changing a few cents. the price of foot has been effectively flat for the past year.
>>199170662you can buy feet in america?
>>199170224Must be a Canada fetish
>>199170358I bought cherries for $2/lb and a whole chicken for $1.29/lb Fast food slop is probably expensive, but I'm avoiding the inflation.
kinda grim
>>199170630/out/
>>199170630/x/
>>199170694i'd never be sad if i had access to big verdant landscapes like this
>wat do
>>199170714death would be preferable
>>199170722He died
>>199170630/Gif/ specifically the blacked and cuckold threads
>>199170732i know
>>199170714> his nutty turned to puttywhat did they mean by this
>>199169548They’re probably just trying to take advantage of the Obama name. Trump wasn’t afraid to say what was on his mind and the media blows what he says out of proportion, so in comparison Obama was pretty chill. Not to mention Obama is enthusiastic and articulate compared to all the other geriatric patients running for office. Maybe their heads are just too far up their asses to think of anything else.
Gaze at the skyAnd picture a memory ofDays in your lifeYou knew what it meant to be happy and freeWith time on your sideRemember your daddyWhen no one was wiserYour ma used to sayThat you would go further than he ever couldWith time on your side
>>199170714they could have rescued him if he went feet first
>>199170714Poop
>>199170709>tf
>>199170630/an/
>>199170714maybe they could have sedated him and broken whatever bones they needed in order to pull him out? of course if he agreed to it.talking out of my ass here 2bh
>>199170630/lgbt/
>>199168774Second girl from the left can get it
>>199170799DAMMIT I meant the right luuul.
>>199170784also talking out of my ass, but, that seems dangerous and difficult even in a clean hospital setting with him laying on a hospital bed. upside down in a dirty old dark cave... idk
>>199170784he died in like a day because he was upside down, there was literally nothing that could be done in time
vigilante idea: man who goes around towns with high obesity rates and stabs people with ozempic
>>199170714That's terrifying.
>>199170714Be isekai'd as a mole.
>>199170714>fill with water>he floats back upAssuming he’s not a witch
>>199170774
>>199170732'arwinism
>>199170734you know /gif/ for the blacked and cuck threads, I know it for the tranny/ femboy threads. We are not the same
>>199170907I'd say you're at least in the same ballpark
>>199170907same thing
I told my dad he lives in a shitty town with tweakers walking up and down the street and he said>no there isnt, there used to be druggies everywhere at the last place we lived(There weren’t druggies where we lived last and it was a very blue collar neighborhood.) And this week alone there’ve been half a dozen tweakers walk into his property.
>>199170920>>199170950In what way? I want to plow some white dude in a dress and he wants to watch a black man fuck his fat wife.
i fear i might one day accidentally chromecast porn to the tv downstairs
noooooooooooo
>>199170630>Based on content/c/>Based on postersFuck it, /c/ too
>>199170968i know the difference, why did you just repeat the information you already conveyed? they're still in the same ballpark, basically first and second base
my gf is drunk and going crazy and keeps trying to drink more and every time I try to stop her she gets mad that I'm treating her like a childAnyone know how I can get through to her or help her sober up?
>>199171062You could just stop watching porn.
>>199171133Hide the alcohol in the toilet.
chatgpt is dead
>>199171133trap her in a pit until she sobers up
>>199171062this is why you goon to ASMR
wtf am i hearing
It doesn’t make sense to me that I could deny a rental to someone with pets but not children
>>199171132Just because they are together in the category of things you don't like doesn't mean they are inherently similar. I clarify what they were because they could be anymore different.
what if one day you looked down your sink hole and there was an eyeball looking at you for like a second before it retracted back into the pipe
>>199168774lmao white """"women"""" can't compete with asian women
Had some cider and a ton of water at the bar, drove home, and had a homemade pretzel
Gonna make some coffee. Not too much tho, just like 6 cups, which only comes out to like 2.5 mugs' worth.
>>199171323go away
eating 'za, almost done
>>199171133It might be too late. Normally what I do with my one friend is that we don’t let him drink enough to become annoying, so we cut him off before he could unreasonably object to it. Or maybe being treated like a child is her kink because theyll do weird shit like that
>>199171393no you didnt
>>199171188Not at all! ChatGPT is alive and well.
>>199171449it's working now but it was glitching out for me all day today.
>>199171448i did and i am doing
>>199171133you already pissed her off by trying to cut her off, just let her drink and leave her alone, leave the house just get out of there, she might hurt herself or blackout check back in make sure she's not dead or choking on her own vomit or burning the house down or anything, and later on tomorrow let her know that she was acting like a drunken retard make sure you get her some electrolytes, energy drinks and gatorade and tea and a nice hearty meal maybe some candy but all the while let her know she's a goddamn retard
>>199171235What's going on? What did you hear?
have they made an AI model from analyzing women text patterns so i can practice texting women?
this is FLAMING DRAGON
>>199171336Why are tribal people so much more cooler than city south Asians?
Hey cumlords don't tell anyone but I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, yeah you read that right 3 whole days without brushing
>>199171453Maybe it doesn't like you
>>199171485take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
Q: Why do Japanese twitter accounts always use the ToT emoji?R: Cuteness and Kawaii Culture: In Japan, cute and adorable characters (known as "kawaii") are highly valued. The "ToT" emoji, with its simple and expressive design, fits into this aesthetic and is often used in a way that's perceived as endearing or sympathetic.
>>199171507I just made a twitter account yesterday so i can read troll Japanese people
>>199171507>In Japan, cute and adorable characters (known as "kawaii") are highly valued.ToT
>>199171571if you say nigger does it report you to your microsoft overlords?
Some big ol women down in San Antonio
Update: my mom came upstairs and informed me that she had already made coffee.
Surprised Im not more hangover
>>199171607t.Charles Barkley
I stayed up to roll gacha for a new character and didn't get her :'( I'm going to bed defeated with no money
why don't you become English teachers in Japan?
>>199171664What gatcha?
>>199171664What game bro
>>199171705Too many blacks in Japan, my neighborhood has unvandalized vending machines because we have no blacks here sorry Takeshi.
>apply for a job a month ago>no reply>company's website is still showing 3 opening for the position I applied forWhat is this fucking bullshit? It looked like a good job too, 10hr shifts.
How many pajeets are in Japan tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWkq3gSFRE
>>199171734Not as many as in Canada lmao
I might move to Japan, Canada's real estate market is ridiculous
>he plays mobiles games that make you pay for jpgs
>>199171732besides the fact that they dont want you specifically companies will just say they are hiring even if they aren't so when they do start to hire someone they'll have an infinite supply to choose from or something like that
>>199171752:(
I am insanely guilty of retail therapy
>>199171757Erm most gachas worth their salt are 3d now and also most gachas now have more gameplay than most sweet baby inc blackrock vanguard inclusivity written and funded western movieslop but unironically
what would you do in this situation?
>>199171734Don’t worry, Saar; Japan will be just like Canada in a few years :)
>>199171763I can't go back to fast food. I just can't man.
>>199171784ask her politely to sit on my face
>>199171796you just got to shoot your shot hundreds of times, it really is a numbers game, my brother spent like and a year or two doing interviews every week before he got an entry level job even though he's fairly qualified
>>199171784Not relevant, as there are ~0 women that size relative to mine in the world. Maybe a few with severe endocrine disorders
anton sugar
He hasn’t even replaced Justin yet, and I already can’t stand him
>>199171828There's no where to apply. I keep seeing good jobs but they're always like a state away, and I'm not interested in doing a 1 hour + commute, especially with my shit box car.
how did indians feel when the "canadian" girl in that disney movie was a bug and not a pajeet? did they feel discriminated?
>>199171877I love him.
>>199171877jeets in canada be like: "foreigners are ruining canada"
>>199171880Worse yet I use to have a great job (for where I'm at in life) but my dumb ass quite because I had this idea that I was gonna rush through college and get an internship in the field I wanted to work in within a year.
The economy? In shambles.The society? We live in.The life? It's over.
>>199171917They only really passed the threshold to become the most powerful minority group since that movie came out
Time for a sesh.
>>199171974Gross
>>199171980It's just a plant bro.
goodnight
>t-minus one day until Canada DayWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>199172063Good night bud
>>199172138Based.
Hello Kitty can eat my ass
>>199172063good night
>>199172138hello kitty is a prime example of a product that adapted to the market
>>199172147
>>199172157you need a brazilian sanrio gf that you can impress with your knowledge of her favorite character
kuromi sluts are the worst
>>199172223Those are all trannies
>>199172223kuromi fans were punching the air when the 2024 popularity results came in
sirs
TikTok is wild
>>199172413Skibidi deez nuts
>>199172413huehuehuehue>>199172463hohohohoho
lets watch dawn of the dead
>>199172484i like shaun of the dead more
what the fuck
Fun Fact: Night of the Living Dead featured the first ever black man in a leading role in a major motion picture in America.
>>199172546i hate britiain, fiy this is not disrespectful towards other cultures just my opinion
>>199172580i think the accent is charming and my escapist fantasies frequently take place in britain so im biased
>>199172564That's just cruel.
>>199171784I would try to get my arms under her and scoot upwards. I would then try to put my legs between hers and try to shrimp my way out while fighting grip fighting for her hands.
>>199172564I thought this was a woman messaging this, and at first I was thinking "classic whore woman behavior" then after realizing it was a man I thought "kinda based to bait some old flame in case the marriage doesn't work out"
When I look out my window, many sights to see, and when I look in my window, so many different people to be
Australian women have the hottest accent.
>>199172666For me it's a woman with an English accent that sounds like Rachel Weisz.
>>199172655imagine building a man for another woman
>>199172564one last dab
Beatniks out to make it rich…
can someone make a better new than this one please
>>199172709Well I'm a manly man so I can't imagine that, but in any case it's only really these beta progressive soyboy redditor twinks who need "building up" most men honestly are built up by their own life experiences and whatever advice they get from friends and colleagues. A toxic woman in a mans life will set him back but overall it's a learning experience, if a woman coddles or babies or pampers her man that's not at all conducive to his growth, a man just needs a decent woman who understands how to be a partner in a male/female relationship.
I'd fuck the rank out of this chick.
painfully mid, fat even
>>199172854She's painfully cute.
New:>>199172883
>>199172854above average at least
Real new>>199172889
Poutine is nasty yo. I an't no canuck.
WHICH ONE DO I POST IN???????
>>199172954The first.
>>199172413Going to Skibidi Row in Le Angeles
