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dont drag me down to your level fakecel, i'm not like you
>>199207284You are the lowest level of human.In fact you are sub-human
>>199207274You're not really supposed to be friends with your mom like that. You'll be an eternal emotionally stunted momma's boy
im tiktok addicted
>>199207323>emotionally stuntedWhat does this mean and what does it have to do with being friends with mom
>>199207336anon, i...
>>199207314yet you are here with me, you wont see me with your people
Spinster has abandoned us.Incels really have to ruin everything :/Such vile worms
You niggas just need to get past your autism and know that chics are just as afraid of rejection as you, they just throw it at you in a hostile mannerYou gotta just deflect that shit like DBZ and move on to the next
>>199207326me too and i know how bad it is for me
>>199207352i'm not just afraid of girls or rejection or whatever, i have become a complete coward in a myriad of different ways
>>199207352i'm working on it, thanks for the motivation
>You gotta just deflect that shit like DBZ and move on to the next
The low self esteem some of you display is staggering. I have to hope it's ironic.
>>199207388i am afraid to even order food if there is someone new on the phone
>>199207388it's not ironic, i do research and take notes on how to have conversations with people
>>199207388I thought having sex would fix my self esteem, but it didn't.
>>199207427as for me i have both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation so having sex ramped up my neurotic self-criticizing to 11
if i could just play porn games all day for the rest of my life i'd be quite content
let's not ask that irony question again
>I CAN'T SCORE
Its simple, either get bitches or suck on a niggas dick!YOU SUCK ON NIGGA DICK ANON?! HUH?!
for me porn suppresses the self-loathing quite well for a while but eventually it wears off and i have a night (it almost always happens at night) of utter suicidal misery
>>199207507
Im down so bad
>>199207569infatuation sucks stay strong anon
>>199207350goodShe probably fucked off to reddit
my ideal relationship is being roommates with a girl that milks my dick every so often and lets me eat her out in exchange for not nagging me about getting a job or leaving my room
>>199207352A single rejection will ruin my whole year. No thanks
>>199207684You need to be stronger than that bro
I cant even get women to talk to me
>>199207687meant for>>199207569>>199207684>>199207641
Watching the BET awards
>>199207699post a pic in /soc/ and have them give you advice or something
>Watching the BET awards
>>199207641>I'll let you eat my pussy if you clean my room I unironically love that women can get away with this type of shit
>>199207704You got me. I consider myself rekt>>199207695I gotta be many things I know
>>199207641https://youtu.be/tLopP8OTt6M?si=zWTxjwlkWwF4PmBFthe dream
>>199207641modern description of heaven but watch out if you try and find this in the mortal realm
>>199207755that taiwan flag who was german or something iirc who posted in /cum/ years ago said he chewed it
WHY DOES MY ASS STILL HAVE POOP AFTER WIPING IT 50 TIMES
>>199207755Enjoy your mouth and throat cancer.
>>199207795BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR DIET FROM THE POOP STORE
im back
>>199207816No you're not
>>199207812
This is one of my favorite pictures
>>199207755it sounds like it's basically snus
>>199207841janny looks like THAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
>>199207795like wiping a marker
>>199207856Yes I have the gif
Remember when they were pushing Aubrey Plaza as a sex symbol?
>>199207896She's really hot, to be fair
>>199207641>milks my dick every so often and lets me eat her out in exchange for not nagging me about getting a job or leaving my roomin exchange? there's no exchanging going on. you're getting your dick sucked and not being nagged Lol. What are you offering in the situation?
>>199207896>>199207901She activates that part of my brain that says>stick your dick in that crazy
Christian people think the world is going to end with an epic battle between Jesus and the devil. It's literally capeshit-tier
>>199207901>She's really hotshe's not
>>199207928Get some taste
>>199207254Drinking is legit bad for most people.
>>199207937virginal hands typed this post
>>199207755You want to hear a crazy fact? Betel nut is the 4th most widely-used psychoactive substance, after nicotine, alcohol and caffeine.Probably best not to use it though. will fuck up your gums and teeth.
>>199207937I don't think anyone denies that. People just don't care.
>Drinking is legit bad for most people.
>>199207937what about drinking cum?
>>199207937I like to imagine how the world would have turned out if weed had been the global drug instead of alcohol
>>199207937i think it's bad for everyone
>>199207921That's just people that believe in armageddon.
>>199207937It's bad for everyone. it's bad for the human body
>>199207961No it has protein
>>199207964We'd be living in straw/mud huts. Modern technology like the internet wouldn't exist. There would be communal orgies.
>>199207985and?
>>199207974Christians believe in the Bible, which speaks in detail about the apocalypse in the book of revelations.
>10pm>the drag racers are already outI hate the midwest
>>199208020You love the Midwest and this post is a humble brag.The Midwest SUCKS
>>199208020I HATE THE MIDWESTIF I HEAR ONE MORE "OOP" OR SOMEONE CALL SODA "POP" AGAIN IM GOING TO SCREAMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The is no limit to the depths of my sorrow
>>199208001Not all Christian denominations interpret revelation the same.
>>199208046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHamgwlQ1yo
>>199207841>>199207846I look like this
i thought about buying a fleshlight but changed my mind as dirty chinese workers were touching that shit the whole time
>Wes Anderson
aaaaaaaaa pain
>>199208128It's going to be okay
>>199208099It's a chore to clean it, and you have to clean it after each use, then dry it out. I stick with my hand 90% of the time.
>>199208110life aquatic is a top 10 all timeALL TIME
>>199208058based
>>199207986People would learn how to moderate it over timeCould take like 500 years or whatever but who knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfQuZqq8wg
I want to fuck a gymnast
>>199208207dont do it, she'll saw your head or torso off while orgasming
alexa, why is my eyelid twitching?
>>199208220That sounds like a beautiful way to die
>>199208207I want to fuck Supreme Court Justice Amy Barrett
poggers
>>199208207You and me both, pal
>>199208222undiagnosed tumor
>>199208134i see no light
hopelessly in love with this dumb cutie
I have a strange mental aversion to being near my family.I love them but need to take constant breaks and be by myself when I'm around them.I'm not like this with my friends. Just the fact that they are family makes me uncomfortable. No idea why
I'm unironically learning Hindi so I can reintegrate with Canada despite living here my entire life.
>the caliphate of Canada
>>199208369youre already integrated just do that headbobble and try to be threatening and passive aggressive like you already are
cum con sex
>>199207816what did you watch this time anon
me? Im watching anime
>>199208449Pandorum. good movie.
>>199208220>eating pussy
>>199208485glad you enjoyed anon , what’s it about
>>199208471what niptoons are you watching on this fine evening?
>>199208509An engineer has woken up from his sleep on a seemingly abandoned ship. He tries to restart the nuclear core with his lieutenant but faces some pretty evil creatures.
>>199208540anima yell
>>199208571>anima yellnice! i haven't seen it but it looks v cute.
>>199208397Bro, you literally have no idea how hard it is to shop here with all these Indian cashiers. We took over a million people that can't speak English and put them all in jobs that require constant contact with people who only speak English. I honestly don't even have anything against Indians, but FFS, you have to learn English or French if you want to move here (this is unironically considered an anti-immigrant opinion in cuckada btw)
I choose to get high by myself instead of getting drunk with my family
>I choose to get high
>>199208563sounds scary desu
>>199208638Dude I'm from California, I've worked kitchens where I was literally the only one who spoke EnglishI get it and its a shame whats become of our countries desuLike no one voted for this.
>>199208666demonic post
>>199208669It is a horror movie
just dont underdstand how its racist to want immigrants movie to a country to know how to speak the languageYou cant go to china or russia and expect to get by with just english
>>199208419>>199208419>>199208419>>199208419>>199208419>>199208419>>199208419
my asshole definitely tastes better than a vagina
>>199208778how the fuck do you know that?
gorlami
>>199208669kind of but not really
I studied a broad (your mom)
>>199208638>over a millionIt’s 2.5M jeets per year for several years. They fudged the numbers by saying most of them were “students” etc
>>199208830There's no way that number is realRight?2.5 million is a lot.
if you eat pussy you might as well eat ass too, and once you're eating ass what difference does it make if it's a man ass or a woman ass
>>199208830Wasnt this after the millions of chinese as well? Suprised white canadians still exist considering Vancouver is like wm/af breeding ground
>>199208847What fallacy is this anon using in their argument??
>>199208843I’m not exaggerating. That’s based on a government report examining backdoor migration. It’s an utterly insane number, and why Canada is in crisis. We have the fastest rate of immigration per capita in the world. We only have a population just shy of 40M, and about 1/3 of that is first generation immigrants. 1st gen migrants form an absolute majority in major cities like Toronto.
>>199208843>>199208910I guess one thing I got slightly wrong in that post is that it’s ~2.5M total migrants per year, and not 2.5M jeets per se, but jeets are the largest migrant group by far.
GOD I love quesadillas so fucking muchso simple to make yet so deliciousgod bless mexico
>>199208910You also have Indian spies committing murder on your soil
>>199208851Canada is set to have a white minority in something like 10-15 years if current trends keep up.
>look up some bands on the /mu/ archive >a few of the posts are literally my posts from 10-12 years agolol a fucking decade of this shit
ive only ever seen one pink pussy in my life
drinking milk
>>199209005enjoy your tall glass of ice cold whole milk anondid you put the strawberry nesquik in it
>>199209023>did you put the strawberry nesquik in itYes, I did.
i hear fireworks
>>199209028i know it's not your favorite but its better than just plain right
>>199209046Why are people like this?
>>199208931saw a really cool quesadilla recipe on youtube yesterday, the guy made a quesadilla pizza, by laying down pepperoni on a non stick pan and cooking them for a bit then covering the bottom of the pan with cheese enough for a regular sized tortilla and then pouring one whisked egg over the cheese before he covered the entire thing with a tortilla for a minute then he threw it on a plate flipped the quesadilla closed and chopped it into 4 pieces, looked really cool and good
>>199209046what am i looking at
the white man cannot understand the savage ways of the comanche.
>>199209063>but its better than just plain rightWell, I guess so. But I try to avoid sugary drinks.
>>199208843It's about 2.5 million over 3 years, not every year.
>>199209049you guyse celebrate the 4th too?
>>199209046Reminds me of when Jordan Peterson got tricked into posting weird fetish porn like that
happy canada day guys :)
>>199209107what is he cooking do you think
More like Canada Gay
>>199209105To be clear, the immigration results for the 2023-2024 period hasn't been released yet, but they'll probably drop in a few days.
Damn...
>>199209133fishe
>>199209143people who have politics in their dating profile on both sides are usually insufferable people
>>199209133Probably salmon
Just beat the first “darkest dungeon” mission in darkest dungeon.
Why don't you leaf boys get annoying on the internet during your national holiday like we do?
>>199209170>>199209148that makes sense
just realised my computer has night light lol
>>199209105The real number is quadruple the official figures.
Large numbers of people are incapable of performing or understanding irony. Comedy requires verbal dexterity, a playfulness with reality, that is just beyond many people.Part of the Trump phenomenon, and the unreal hatred, boils down to this basic stupidity. Not getting a joke.
>>199209119you too, happy Canada Day :3
if you do anal with a girl that has pinworms then you're cumming all over worms which makes it some kind of bestiality. which is perverted and gay
Edward, Edward, and Edward is a bad show that only hyperactive retards enjoyed.
You do analDo a gangbangKinda crazyThat all considered the same thang
>oh this video might be interesting>immediately starts out with some 'dude trust me' reddit post>close videogrim
Hey leafbro from /brit/
>>199209306me on the right
https://youtu.be/d_HlPboLRL8?si=NcJgufP3aLYvasml
>>199209306Me on the right>>199209392Wow you too?
>>199209443its literally over if this is even considered a possibility
>>199209306me and who
>>199209479me anon
>>199209443yikes
>>199209443Make plebs illiterate again
hnnnnng
>>199209495Jesus christ my dick
https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRYhttps://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRYhttps://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>199209422>Wow you too?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yd3lQVbkYc
>>199209495jesus christ. hooooeey! *brooiingoinging*
>>199209539lmfao
Man Canadians sure look funny these days
WHY DO ALL THE RICER SHITBOXES HAVE TO DRIVE UP *MY* STREET
>>199209586Midwest?
>>199209443BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1t18ObnJ7c
>>199209594west coast
>>199209580IM GONNA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
I am playing this cute looking game on youtube games it's called adorable house and it's so boring but I want to keep playing it it's basically just like decorating a house and property hopefully the minigames get better because all I'm doing now is trying to grind points to unlock another scene other than my living room. the mini games right now are just petting my cat and washing my cat and clipping my cats claws, oh but I get to choose what my cat eats and I get to pack my gfs bento box for her lunch which makes me feel like a beta cuck but I'm giving her bomb combinations and she rewards me with 200 points on average I think I would much prefer to be rewarded with a blowjob
>>199209586>he lives on a streetGet out of the city, anon
>>199209637I understand your frustration, but look at it from a logical point of viewby being the anti-pajeet ticket, youre going to miss out on all those poo votes
>>199209641nigga just go play a harvest moon game or the Sims
>>199209527You're a real gem bud
>>199209652harvest moon: a wonderful life is my favorite of that genrethe sims is also fun
hellos
>>199209646I lived in the sticks for YEARStheres no work
>>199209624San Diego? Mira Mesa? Kearny?
business idea: cum beer aka beer brewed with cum
>>199209671who is the target audience
>>199209657that was a trick postI just outed you as a girlNow post your feet
I'm 45 for a momentThe sea is highAnd I'm heading into a crisisChasing the years of my life
>>199209668>S*Cal
Eating French macarons, they are so good
>>199209693FIFTEEEEEEEN THERES STILL TIIIIIME FOR YOU TIME TO BUUUUUY AND TIIIIME TO LOOOSEFIFTEENNever a WIIIIIIIIIISH better than thiiiiiissswhen you only got a hundred yearsto live
Harvest Moon is one of my favorite series and I'm a man (male).
>>199209725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgrC-iZ8UDU&pp=ygUMaGFydmVzdCBtb29u
>>199209652maybe after I unlock all the cool stuff in this shit game
161 years Gettysburg
>>199209753The north's only victory and yet the south somehow STILL lost the war.
I penis mog all of you
>>199209829post benis
>>199209824>the north's only victorydont make us burn down atlanta again, fatty
>>199209829no my penis is actually huge okay
>>1992098296.1 inches here hbu
>>199209651If political elites continue to refuse to take a stand against this bullshit (generally because they’re active traitors, and not just cowards), we’re not going to have a country in 10 years
>>1992098297' but its kinda thin hahahad a tiny filipina girls tell me she was used to "wider"
been watching enterprise and getting progressively frustrated with the plot, or absence thereof
>>199209877KEK
Lee was the tactician, Grant was the gambler, the gambler won
>>199209898guess Lee shouldve known when to hold 'em
where are the otters
>>199209881>tfw no Geordie to tell my that the warp drive is fucked because we didn't harmonize the quantum field of the phontonic resonance chamber
>>199209889dont laughit can fill a toilet paper roll its just...stop..please..
>muh dick
>>199209941don't worry anon your pepnis is fine the way it is
ITS SO FUCKING HOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>199209954.t >>199207687
>>199209483based
>>199210013someone post that webmyou know the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xvwVQABvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI4bZxQnMxw
>>199210030
Hey now you're a wagecuckold Get in your cagie go get cucked
>>199210035Good onehttps://youtu.be/JSMubgZoL58?si=mLOPtGWP2dd3jr1F
>>199210067I meant the one with the jello rabbit getting smacked with a spoon
>>199210087
https://youtu.be/Nfh92hKLO6c?si=vOLQY3yCOfmEaSlR
I wish I had a beautiful gf/wife to dote on
>>199210096what a silly guy
Who here wants to be slapped tf up by me?
>>199210136me
dark elf pussydrussy even
can someone adopt me uwu
>>199210121that sounds really nice what a pleasant attitude
>>199210156I would slap the taste out of your mouth like a hoe
>>199210189If only women felt that way
>>199210202i promise you that women love being doted on and coveted by their partner .
kissing dark elf girls on their ass lipsfacefucking their footpussies anally
>>199210215they would probably get tired of it after a few days
>>199210215They see that as weak
https://youtu.be/rzLIUgnKY40
It's been a good run. At the same, my demise can't come soon enough.
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>>199210226that is ridiculous no woman is thinking, "wow he thinks im really pretty and adores me more than anything in the world what a pathetic weakling" loving men who bond deeply can also be strong, emotionally unavailable men are undesirable not the ones who tell you that you are gorgeous and really mean it >>199210224women in long term relationships would do anything to get that spark back where their husband was so infatuated with them
>>199210296It happens on a subconscious level The only type of woman who would specifically want a man like that is if she's been hurt emotionally in the past and wants someone who she sees as harmless, or if she wants someone to manipulate Maaaaaybe if the woman is religious then it can be genuine
Black women do be something else though
>>199210310Oh and if the woman married the guy she lost her virginity to then it can be genuine
>>199210310this is a horribly bitter mindsetnot everyone is so malicious and self absorbed to think "what will i gain from this" like it's some kind of business negotiation .
>>199210343It isn't maliciousness or being self absorbedIt's a holdover of self preservation instinctsIt's very important to women that they are with someone that they interpret as strong and capable, and many women interpret such behavior as "doting" as weak or unattractive on a subconscious level It's the same idea as why egirls don't think "this guy gives me the most money, he must genuinely care for me and want to love me" no they see it as pathetic
>>199210361you can't convince me that doting over and adoring your partner is a bad thing , unless you're an emotionless monster who is most concerned with having a womb to have his children, and not actually having a deep relationship and sharing your life with someone
>>199210420>you can't convince me that doting over and adoring your partner is a bad thingI didn't say it is...
No offense but you guys are poopy
>>199210517Gn bitch ass <3
>>199210517good night >>199210525nuh uh
>>199210536>>199210517>>199210420*Punches you in the stomach*
>>199210067this is sexual assault
i frog jack any kind of frog that gets posted in these threads, none of you safe
and now the west coast anons come out to play
>>199210578
>>199210684hes thriving
>>199210684literally me
>>199210696he can't be literally you cause he's me sorry
goodnight
>>199210731good night
I'm heading out too. Have a good one.
>>199210751good night now its just me and a canadian
Fell asleep early tonight. Dunno if it's depression or just tiredness
>>199210731Good night bud
>>199210760Hi spinny
>>199210764it is a really lame "meme" its just a pepnis joke theres not much to it>>199210769do you have any reason to be more tired than normal? did you do anything physical or just have a busy day or something
>>199210769How many hours of sleep did you get? Are you going back to sleep tonight?
>>199210792i'm not that person sorry bud
Road trip tomorrow. Need to be asleep, will have a glass of milk first
>>199210842be safe anon
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>>199210764>>199210796zoomers are awful coomers/gooners at least they say they are, and act like they are. She's a cute middle age white girl with a cute accent that's mostly why it went viral, also the interviewer guy was black and the hawk tuah girl was able to understand all the 'black' lingo like 'backshots' or whatever so that only fueled the fire since zoomers worship black people
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>>199207254Top kek
I hope you guys don't mind if I'm a NEET
