Canada Day EditionPrev>>199207254
Happy Canada Day
My little dog just walked into my room
>>199210950give them some head scrubbins
Love Canada!
>>199210950kawaii
post folk music
>>199211082https://youtu.be/k2ZEsfteJ5g?si=YQ8a7uF_gnK0XmAf
>>199211153i like itit has a really bold sound and its joyous and ominous sounding at the same time
i am back from my 3 day vacation
>>199211317did you have fun
>>199211290>>199211317As one journey ends, another starts
>>199211344kek
>>199211343no i couldnt post
>>199211380should we feel flattered
>>199211380where did you go
>>199211395>>199211396i said something bad about jews
>>199211082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWb_sK18pgw
what do you guys love about canada
>>199211317did you get a warning first or just b&
>>199211467the people and oil
>>199211520
>>199211454very pretty song
>>199211467Beautiful scenery, friendly people, couldn't ask for a better neighbor
>>199211549lmfao
https://x.com/RishiSunak/status/1807154019711824279>the British military is trying to recruit zoomers with actual Little Dark Age editsLOL
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>199211467i had a good canadian friend online a long time ago. poutine is good. maple syrup is good
Business idea codeine maple syrup
>>199211600why aren't any browns in the army?
ladies is this true
>>199211695There are no ladies here
i want to move to the midwest so badly (preferably in the north)
>>199211695cheese appeals to both sexes
>>199211667They’re too busy running the UK like homosexual midget Rishi Poonak
Need to go to bed soon. Got a big day of partying tomorrow.
>>199211825good nighthappy canada day anon
>>199211901A literal angel
Canadians just party all the time
>>199211901ping pong ball with eyes and a beak
I hope the french vote correctly
>>199211937me on the top right when no sweet treat
craving taco salad
>>199211420*they're* obsessing over us again
Happy canada day to all canadians except those east of ontario
>>199212033This guy really hates price edward island
>>199212144hi canada cat
>>199211962me on the top right when no (You)s
No nonsense femcels
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kiOhOoICT20can someone do this to me
>>199212311I ain't clicking that shit
what is enjoyment
>>199212378its like gooning
so why do women fail suicide attempts so much
>>199212438men just choose more lethal, more extreme options like guns
dollar tree monsters making my bowel movements a dark green color
FOR THE LAST TIME CHANGE THE FUCKING "SHORTS" IN THE URL TO "WATCH"!!!
we gettin those nectarines
You used to cuck me on my wages Late night when you need my bloodCuck me on my wages
>>199212496I have seen this tip posted in /cum/ maybe once, I'm here all the time... Also kind of strange, youtube shorts has that video in a youtube video format but under a different channel, in the youtube short version it's a completely different unrelated channel. But both have the same url except instead of /shorts/ it's /watch/ the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Electric trucks: is there a point?
>>199211467Maple syrup is good. Also the Canadian pronunciation of the word "about" is funny.
I bottom from the top
Brain decided it does not want to sleep more than 4 hours today, it will change its mind 4 hours from now
>>1992130064 hours of gooning await you
making chicken at 3am im an animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6N2QKF8pQ nigga woke up and chose violence!
kind of weird to think hawaii is a state when its in the middle of the ocean far away from america
Guys
>>199213601yes?
>>199213844oh my
>>199213844how did they become friends do you think
>>199213880They probably grew up together
>>199213426Even weirder is that you still haven't given statehood to Puerto Rico, and DC still doesn't have votes in Congress
paid the faggot cellphone bill
>>199214509do you call all bills you don’t like curse words like did you pay the retarded water bill
while you niggas are out there slinging dope for pennies i'm out here tricking hoes for 20s
>>199212424lol
made a thread and nobody replied, it's over
>>199216085I'll post in it
>>199216085post it here
>>199216215>>199216283alright here >>199214912
>>199215638A lot of people vanish in parks or wilderness. Often they went off a trail or got lost and likely died of exposure but it's too difficult to find them.
There's a gastroenteritis epidemic at work
I think I had a bad dream that woke me up at like 4 but I don't remember what it was
>>199216540Aren't you a delivery boy?
>>199216801Im a failure
Throw that ass in a circle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SICdCYqtLGwHow common is this in the USA?
>>199216357I'm sorry anon... :( we were too late to post, I would have posted a vocaroo :)
>>199216931Did this once as a teenager. Got a bit drunk, but also was nauseous. I think it's still in my kitchen cupboard from more than 10 years ago.
anyone else got into prepping/guns during the pandemic?I took up cardio and shooting just for the fun of itlost like 30lbs
Mousey has entered the thread
>>199217788have sip now
F*CK Canada day and F*CK CANADA!!
Canada seems alright to meMay they enjoy their national day
fuck, need to mow the yard today
8:00 on canada day. time to sleep until the fireworks wake me up.
>>199219833Fireworks in the morning? Interesting
>>199219913nigel...
>>199219833is this real?
>>199210904shall be dropping my vehicle off at the repair shop tomorrow. i hope it doesn't take too long but it probably will.
I want to live in the USA, recommend me some good small towns, New Haven CT seems cool
>>199220307port angeles, washington
>>199220307Are you rich?
>>199220336looks comfy>>199220379sadly no
>>199220336PA is pretty cool, I went there a few times this month
>>199211082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xcqwu9GP1U
happy day off work eh
>>199211695Forget about the cheese, what's an unperceived? I haven't tried this method. Also is that rue, the butter/flour mix?
>>199217816No I don’t care enough about my life to prep for hardcore survival mode and instead became an alcoholic druggie retard who works from home and racks up debt brcsuse I thought every happening was the beginning of the end
>>199220369>>199220369>>199220369new thready about canada
Hey my weight didn't change much over the weekend despite two nights of drinking
>>199221066Probably dehydrated as hell
>>199220104Ah so instead you mean you'll sleep all through the day until fireworks wake you in the evening?That's still a bit odd, sleeping through the day
O Canadaterre do nos aieux
look at this schizohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyQUn_qP_bI
>>199221218No I drank a lot of water Saturday morning and that night I had 2 glasses of water for every drink (I had two).
how do i make my stomach stop being a bitch ass nigga
>>199210944>>199210979>>199211467>>199211609>>199211913>>199212033>>199212144>>199218898>>199219833>>199220605>>199221407
>>199221622Oh good for your :)I’m trying to put on 15 lbs of muscle by the end of the year That’ll put me just over 200 lbs Should probably stop binge drinking too
>>199221618lmao
>>199221618my god this nigga is ugly
>>199221761jason would gladly suck his cock
>>199221784of course he wouldhe was handcrafted by yakub himself to be the gayest man alive
>>199221717I don't think I've ever passed the threshold of binge drinking (5 drinks in 2 hours) though I've come close. Even if I'm below that I might feel uncomfortable driving, which has happened once.
>>19922176120x better looking than me
>>199221841Have an insanely high tolerance Have had over 50 units in one evening on more than one occasion
imagine being like a weeaboo but for canada lmao
>>199221889I dont have to imagine
I VILL LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM
>>199221970me too
>>199221970perfection
Imagine eating this good.
roamed town to town just to hide my shaame
https://lichess.org/PBXDJdw1
>>199220698Bro... It means steal a pin and a hair without being perceived.
>>199222222
>>199222246bro 1 min is too short gg
Young people are too young nowadays.
I WAS RUNNING THROUGH SIX WITH MY WOES
Do you want Japanese friends?
>crackhead crawling through the sewers singing amazing grace
>>199222527soul
>>199222494no
>finally, after 3 years hard work as a firefighter while your mother taught at the local school we've paid off our home>we have everything we need right here, a buzzing high trust community of IQ 100 white folks like ourselves who share the same tastes and culture that we trust and get along well with>there is virtually no crime, our neighbors the old mr and mrs chesterton left their peaches on a table outside their home next to a bowl and at the end of the day it was filled with the same number of dimes! fancy that!>plenty of outdoor activities for the chilluns too who are all encouraged to participate, you are both making friends I see and are eager to run off with them every day>it is nearly July the 4th and the high school marching band has been practicing, there will be a parade and we'll bring the fire truck>we know our local baker, butcher and milkman who always use local produce and no additives>your mother knows how to cook delicious meals using herbs and vegetables from the garden, she can sew, trim and repair clothes>I know how to fix the car, fix the roof, fit pipes, maintain the boiler, repair furniture, I can build anything you need and teach you how
>>199222738was just saying this down at the pub
>>199222494Reminds me of this escort service I used to use in japan
>>199222806i want a penis cum massage
>>199222111Jason, why are you so gay?
say what you want about Joe Biden but he did the right thing not pardoning his son
>>199222981where does he get the money to fund his crack and whore habit?
>>199222828I'm just very gay(gay means happy)
happy canada day my canadian friends, will the streets be very alive and festive??
should I buy weed or fuck a hooker
jesus wept
howdy-dooedee*tiredly hangs hat*well, so how's everything today?*mouths "Can you?" at the thread's lady for a beer*
>>199223126I’m up at the cottage It’s surprisingly quiet on the lake today
>>199223208No
*threads lady for beer whistles and bandana masked men from the backroom behind the bar emerge guns drawn from holsters*Well well well, who do we have here
Happy Canada day, lads. And Happy first day of Canada Month. How are we all celebrating? Just got back from pancake breakfast, me.
*calls the thread lady for a beer and slaps her ass as she walks off*
*rapes*
Trying to correct my nerd posture but it's very uncomfortable and difficult
is this real?
>>199222416>These young people today are ages such as 18, 19, and even 20! Can you believe it?
>>199211467nothing really it's just a worse version of the us
>>199224150Biden decriminalizing weed would probably get him votes But he's royally fucked now. Unless he can perform particularly well in the next debate
>>199224205I like that it's similar to the US
>>199224226not what i asked retard
>>199224226The Dems should have realised a long time ago that age was a big factor. Should have got Gavin Newsom in.
>>199224260It's fakeIf it were coke then it'd be real but they're both addicted to a different kind of coke
>>199224303Gavin newsome is my governor and I want to believe there is no way in hell he'd have a chance Of course a brit would want him to run, you people literally have opposite land opinions of American politics
just sorted through all of my clothes and I'm getting rid of like 3/4 of themgetting rid of shit feels so good bros
>>199224226There won't be a second debate
>>199221618bruh
>>199223699Post an image of her topless
>>199224353Who else do the Dems have? Kamala Harris is not well-likedI wouldn't mind Mike Pence being president though, he recognises that the US should help Ukraine
>>199224387just give them to me
>>199224675That is sane? Nobody. Electable? Bernie and Tulsi come to mind. Maybe even rfk
>non-/cum/ flag>expecting anythinglol
A retard at work has covid In 2024
>>199223699Pity party amateur porn selling pitch, clown world capitalism in full force
if you "saw" me and i wasnt high on poppers jerking off then no you didnt
Coffee machine at work broke
>DIAMONDS DIAMONDS PURCHASE DIAMONDS AND JEWELS AND GEMS TODAY GLISTERING DIAMONDERALDS FOR THOUSANDS OF BUCKAROOS 99% OFF BUT RUNNING OUTthis is my favorite kind of shit tier sleazeball advertisement>>199224926haha and *this* is why i have a home stovetop coffee setup
you havent seen the real me if you havent seen me after a 8 hour goon session
i pull up on my subaru
>>199224952Imma buy the whole batch for the full price because I aint no broke bitch. FUCK POVERTY AND FUCK UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE STRUGGLING IN PRECARIOUS CONDITIONS
>>199224675They literally have nobody. Kamala is less popular than Biden, and if they try to skip over her, there are campaign finance laws where it would be very difficult for the new candidate to get the funds raised by Biden, and they risk alienating women and black voters if they pick a white candidate.Newsom is literally not liked in his home state, is from California (so even moderate Dems and independents will never vote for him), and said he would repeal the 2nd amendmentThe only reasonable option is maybe Gretchen Whitmer but she polls worse than Biden and that would disrupt her being governor.Even if they do decide to switch, it's already too late in some states to get a new candidate on the ballot so they would have to automatically forfeit those states.Basically Trump has a 95% chance to win at this point
I'm makin pussy niggas push the panic button
>>199224952>>199224952>haha and *this* is why i have a home stovetop coffee setupSo do I, I just drank all my coffee already but can't make more here
>>199225182Push my panties down you faggot
>>199225091i don't think there's anyone good to switch, i don't think switching is a good idea, but i don't think a candidate has a 95% chance to win
>>199225220Learn English you Arab fuck
wait why am i talking about goo goo ga ga sportsball on /cum/ it's monday morning and i have work
>>199225091>they risk alienating women and black voters if they pick a white candidate.What about mommy Tulsi?
Cameron Brink is beautiful >>199225220
>>199225262Maybe not 95% but I would be shocked if it was lower than 85%.Trump was already ahead in all swing states before the debate. The newest pollest after the debate shows he gained around 3-3.5 points in support. If that holds to the election it will be a landslide.
One thing I've wondered about is if Kamala and Biden did a switcheroo and placed Biden in the vp position as an "advisory" role? And what if Kamala campaigned on "I'm going to fulfill bidens vision, I'm not gonna implement any of my personal ideas without his approval"
>>199225271Eat my ass
>>199225374they both have to resign and then get voted back in from the house and senate no
>>199225374They're not going to admit that "yeah Biden is mentally cooked and we lied to you for years"
how do you feel about getting with your cousins in your country?
Get Nick. That shistos pezavengi gamourri Greek BASTARD round ere now
>>199225658i would but i can't
>>199225656Between the justice department and the debate, I don't think they have a choice I'm just wondering whether it's bidens personal pride keeping him going or something else
>>199225658My step cousin let me feel her tits when we were teens and I still fap to the memory on just about a weekly basis
>>199225765Eh, I've heard the presidential debates change very few voters' minds. Perhaps this one was an exception, I dunno. But I think the Democrats have good reasons not to overreact. Remember that Missouri elected a dead man to the U.S. Senate in 2000.
>>199225930If the debate didn't seal his fate, the widespread reaction to it did. Everyone's going to be going into the polls thinking that a vote for Biden is a vote for a corpse.It's unironically joever. Biden never should have been allowed to run in the first place, but modern dems otherwise seem really good at picking the worst possible candidates so now they're going to hand another four fucking years to an actual felon.
>>199221936based canabooameriboo here
>>199225930>Remember that Missouri elected a dead man to the U.S. Senate in 2000.That was a legitimate strategic choice though, as it's preferably to have an empty seat as opposed to a republican (to them at least) >>199226018All presidents in recent memory should be felons, why is that even relevant
>That was a legitimate strategic choice though, as it's preferably to have an empty seat as opposed to a republican
we must destroy the sun
>>199225833>>199225710I accidentally rizzed my cousin and now have to think about it
WE are jobless incels!
>>199225930This wasn't a bad debate, this was >your president is basically senile>we've lied to you for years about this>if they're hiding this, what else are they hiding?There is a reason even the donors are scrambling to figure out what they're gonna do
>>199226228Greentext
>>199226263i dont think he would want me to talk about it
>he Yeah nvm
I think some kids were trying to flag me down on the side of the road but I didn't want to help them so I hope they didn't get kidnapped and murdered
>pretending
/cum/ niggas be like"there could be CHILDREN here"
>>199226287>he
>>199226330They were trying to get your help because one of them were having heart problems and needed to get to the hospital ASAPYou have doomed them...
two more years until the semiquincentennial
>>199226425The vax...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFW2uSCZ0uE
>>199226466lol remember when chuds were FREAKING OUT about the vaccine and then nothing happened lol...
ayo /cum/ can I put you down as a reference
>>199226709No, some people certainly suffered from the vax, but more time needs to pass to really understand the exact outcomes of it. Right now, information like that is definitely being repressed, even if the amount of people who were negatively affected is negligible
>>199226709it obviously wasn't apocalyptic as retards on the internet blew it up to be but there's also a grain of truth in the fact that there have been a lot of very real injuries and even deaths caused by the vaccines
>OK YES nothing happened BUT!
>>199226873You seem like a woman poster
>>199226709I remember during the first few months of 2020 /pol/ was clamoring that covid would be a mass plague and an effort by da jooz to do mass population cleansingthen at the flip of a hat they starting claiming it was a nothingburger and just the fluthat being said I'm not vaxxed because I'm way too skeptical of it
>>199226227Just move somewhere cooler
>FB_IMG
>>199226952i'm a woman and i don't post FB_IMG photos though
>>199226909/pol/ was literally spamming phone clips of the lockdowns in wuhan in december and early january, and then once it came stateside it was suddenly a hoax, just a flu
>i'm a woman
Sexy foreign minister nipple
>>199227039is she latina? hot!
>>199227039she isn't all that
>>199227039Old but I still would Naughty minx, why would a sophisticated woman like a foreign minister leave the house like that
>>199227102Woman/tranny poster detected
>>199227069Nope!
>>199210904Happy Canada day northern neighbors
>>199227103FOOTBALL of course
>football
>>199227202I don't think that cucky looking guy knows how to please her
this is the oldest archived 4chan post that still has an image you can see
>>199227237He’s minister of health…WEIRD guy
>>199227148fling your insults any which way you please, she's still just not that attractive in a day and age where goth girls who don't go to therapy are on their they/them phones hunting for semen and someone capable of paying rent on the 1st
>>199226709I personally know a girl who had a pre-existing sciatica-like condition, who is now a cripple who can't leave her bed after the vaccine.
>>199227415no refunds
>>199227415Is she also in the room with us, this girl?
>>199227458no unfortunately she's in her own room, probably doom scrolling on welfare
/cum/ niggas be like this nerve too spicy lmfao
>>199227317built for bbc
hello
Don’t remember what this video was but you’ll get to see it now
>>199227492I never asked for this. Ive gotten steroid injections, MRI's done, I had to go to fucking accupuncture, PT classes, it still fucking hurtsIm probably disintegrating my kidneys with all the painkillers I have to take
>>199227317>>199227498all of the girls in the picture are probably saggy with gray hair by now.
>>199227513What's happening homie?
>>199227560it's all gods plan
>>199227497how could your fav character not be peter? he is THE family guy
>>199227575just woke up. slept for 9hrs
>>199227497I hate all of them tbqhwyfexcept Adam West
>>199227610i was considering adding an hour to my sleep schedule to get up to 9 hours but my function loves to relentlessly bully weenie hut juniors who go to sleep at 11pm (they do not have jobs and they stay up till 3am playing competitive multiplayer video games)
>>199227560Don't want to sound insensitive, but have you tried DUDE WEED? I heard it's great for the pain management but start on small doses desu>>199227589You know, belief in God makes suffering bearable, because it implies your suffering has meaning. We can sit here and ruminate "God must not exist because babies die" but unfortunately this does nothing to solve the actual problem of sufferingFor the record "suffering has purpose" is not a reason to believe in God, but the existence of suffering is not a reason to disbelieve either
>>199227160
love holding in my shit
embarrassing
This orange I'm eating has a weird vanilla after taste, almost like birthday cake flavour
flavor*
>>199227980they added goyslop to your orange
flavtheir
>>199227980I think that means it was slightly unripe Was it firm to the touch while unpeeled?
>>199228004colour armour favour metre centre theatreburnt dreamt learnt
>>199228109>burnt dreamtthese are correct, thoughever
all our indians are leaving for america
My fetish is pregnant women performing oral sex on a man that didn't impregnate them
>>199228020>>199228108Actually I just realized I plugged in a vanilla air freshener and the scent has started to hit me
yo! I'm sick. Look at me lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqy2N1jM2tU
burger for lunch, cummies
>>199228485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d404PeooWl8&pp=ygUSbG92ZSBpcyB0aGUgYW5zd2Vy
I had cold pasta right now and while I was eating it, I was thinking how cool it would be if I could do a perfect Jamaican accent., just switch back and forth at will
>>199228262Bonne fête du Canada mes amies!!!!
another grim day
I bet holding a girls hand feels nice
>>199228262Trump will build a wall on the canadian border
>>199228906Vivek wants to do that
>>199228890yea. nothing good in my life
If I persuade a telemarketer to kill himself, could I be held criminally liable?
>>199228890>>199228928Im a failure
Russian and Chinese IPs keep trying to log into my XBOX account that hasn't been active in 2013It's always the wrong password but even if they did somehow get the password it's linked to my Microsoft account and I have 2FA on my phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaapnjOofXI
>>199228922Ironic how the jeet wants to keep the jeets out
My computer wouldn't get to the login screen so I had to restart it
>>199229177https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pull_the_ladder_up_behind_oneself
>>199229201Sometimes my computer tells me it encountered a fatal error and the repairs have failed so the only option is to turn it off and reinstall the OS but then I restart it and it boots just fineMy OS is installed on an SSD where only the OS is installed and I can easily format it and reinstall it but I don't want to
>>199229464>>199229464>>199229464GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1dZQDqKcuI
nothing wrong with cumming
about to commence operation rolling thunder on the terlit
>>199226263>visit third world country of my parents>introduced to girl who helps me learn the language>she thinks I'm hot>we go on several cute dates>constantly make opportunities to say the dumbest shit I can think of, like>"my little nieces need to learn how to hold back like you do">"we should just run through this rain, that way by the time we get home you'll be able to see my nipples">"it's weird how you call me uncle when we're actually cousins. How about big daddy instead?">while teaching her how to hold her breath underwater, I hold her hand and slide it to my ass>by the end of the trip we're like glue
