/brit/
doing a poo lads
>/brit/ started the day after Thatcher diedReally makes you think
>>199921355show us
what gets you off during sex?i feel like women have it much better in this regard...
rubbing my genitals in a sexual manner
slapping myself up the walls
How do we all feel about current events then lads?
get anxious crossing the road because people in the cars are looking at me
>>199921478ktim
>>199921461prefer not to say
>propah british weather returns on the morrowthank fuck
>>199921461you can't ask that here mate
>>199921478I look them in the eye and smile and wave. I look like I'm making an effort to get across fast so as to not waste their time, but in truth I could actually move a lot faster.
>>199921508love the sun melove itfucking love it i do
>>199921443An orgasm for a man is just a build up and a release, it feels alright. Women fucking squirm around and go mental and are left exhausted, they definitely have it better in that regard.
ruby granger thumb arse
>>199921478crossed right in front of a hearse once. apparently it's a faux pas
off to 'sco to get a meal deal, you lads want owt?
>>199921504I'm sure she posted that to mock them but that's great, bunch of blokes having a great time like they did when they were young.
dont know if the news is just freaking out, are trains alright
need a footy gf
do gay blokes see mens fingers and think mmm would love them digits up me arse
>>199921595fake tan face with a hoopfake tan face with a hoop!
>>199921599gay blokes love hairy pooey arseholes
>>199921599Dunno why you're asking me
>>199920495actually mental how well these lads pass compared to mtf trannies
i'm here cos harry potter
>>199921599ask your dad
need to make a couple of phone calls but getting anxiety about it
>>199921504noticed recently old images like this keep reappearing slightly editedI guess it's a twitter thing to farm content
>>199921540alri sambo
>>199921652howling
English wrestle Jamie Hayter
>>199921599reckon they like the smell of smeggy bellends and pooey arseholes in the way normal people like the odour of a fannois
>>199921630Saw a video interview with a high level CIA woman who said when it comes to disguises, a good disguise for a female agent is to pretend to be a man because they nearly always pass. Males disguised as women not so much.
>>199921673shes sucking in her gut
>>199921673shes sucking in her penis
>>199921673she's sucking in my penis
I don’t need this general. There are a whole lot of other generals that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without schizos too... you little pricks. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating the thread. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in /fr/ from now on. You may not know this but I actually do post there sometimes. And I’ve been there 6 months as well... I saw a french anon and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a bunch of bitchfaces.
>>199921691How so
>>199921673shes sucking in a golf ball
>>199921738>IStopped reading there
>>199921738
>>199921768That's a post that
>>199921768this was diego btw
Tell me straight lads, do I look more like how I look in the mirror or on camera?One answer will make me depressed the other means I should be shagging alot more
>>199921738moderate deez nuts in yo mouth, nigga!!!!!!
Big fat dicks
>>199921768well he's clearly not putting in much effort if he's been doing the exact same thing for 10 years the dumb cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OuAZW3OtBAlove these lads
Through the steadfast support of the women in her life, young Trudy Ederle fights to overcome adversity and the animosity of a patriarchal society to rise through the ranks of the Olympic swimming team. Against all odds, she sets her sights on completing a staggering and dangerous journey — to become the first woman to swim across the brutal 21-mile stretch known as The English Channel.
>>199921781I'd fuck that snake
>>199921768skill issue
>>199921833big fan of em
Harry Potter and the stinky girl poo
The prospective family home as it were
Big fat Twix
>>199921863Remember when David Williams swam the channel? What was that about?
>>199921890you're telling me that villa has 4 baths and 1 bedroom?
>>199921851japanese people are obsessed with south park because it's a microcosm of america and they don't understand all the references to jews and races and that
>>199921889you need to be euthanised like a sick animal at this point
posting on 4chan
>>199921830Mirror. Only reason you "look" weird on camera is because the image doesn't get flipped. You're used to seeing a flipped image of yourself in mirrors so seeing yourself without being flipped is initially quite jarring and looks off.Camera lenses can also distort the image.
>>199921890>detachedLuxury
say what you like about them but there’s few things as impressive as a slightly sweaty athletic black just owning the holes of a pale white female with his iron rod pole bbc
>>199921890Fuck is that? A converted garage with a loft extension?
*works Rorke into a shoot*
mental that detached houses are the standard for the entire world apart from this shithole
Actually roasting. Apparently it's 24 degrees. Bollocks it is. It's at least 50000 degrees.
Dunno what a maisonette is but I bet it's a fancy word for a shite house
might pretend to be disabled to get sympathy and hugs from bleeding heart type women
>>199921940>Fuck is that? A converted garage with a loft extension?well, now that you mention it
Having a C4 energy drink (pineapple flavour).
my lovers got no moneyhe's got his tromba lease
chocolate rolo cowboy hats
babycakes
>>199921970Not really true though is it
>>199921890Paid that for a two bed semi in a nice part of cheshire
a hoppy ipa to awaken the tastebuds
>>199921890>250 grand for that shoeboxThank fuck I live up norf
>>199921908japs find westerners as weird as we find them
>>199921864
business idea: do away with computers
>>199922000my incest is pure if i'mfreed from desire
>>199922057dont think cats and dogs were in the garden of eden
>>199921652this got me
Odds: LimmyEvens: Josie Dubs: Dave's archives
>>199922070Here's a business idea, how about we do away with you
anime is the last bastion of unrepentant objectification of womenthank god for the japanese
>>199921504>tv up that highI will never understand why people do this, why the fuck do you want to look up to watch the TV? There's a reason TV stands are only a couple of feet off the floor, it's supposed to be eye level when you sit down.
hmmm
Is this achievable natty?
>>199922146Chicken rice and broccoli every day
Vile. He should never be employed in such an environment ever again.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced3z8kx9eqo
LIVERPOOL
why are all the hot chinese international students in leedsi hate going to leeds
>>199922139based sandmonkeys coming to our countries and fucking our women
four veggie burgers and chips for tea
>>199922197bet your sweat is fucking green
>>199922197Soybug
>>199922103
>>199922146He's 17' with a tiny willard
>>199922197Four veggie burgers Jeremy? That's insane.
got some golfball sized mandarins from tesco and already eaten 3
Remember 2020 lads? What a fucking bizarre year.
>>199922290i was a mere youth of 28
willy in vagina tonightsimple pleasures, aye
>>199922290haha yeah *starts to ominously levitate*
>>199922146being so gay that your passion for the male body manifests itself into mastery of sculpting hunky blokes out of blocks of stone? nah i think you have to be born that way
Beans (Branston brand) on toast, relocated to my tummy
woman at the check out handed me my change and all i could notice was the grimey dirt behind her finger nailsvile, why are people so unhygienic
concerned that a lot of my day-to-day tasks have been taken off me at toili only have stuff that needs doing 2 days out of 5 and then i guess the rest of the time i just have to find stuff to do
>>199922336can i put my willy in your vagina?
scranning an italian salami sandwich with mustard and pickles
>>199922290Loved watching that CHAZ or CHOP whatever autonomous zone thing in Seattle. Basically a hostage situation but the police didn't intervene because Black Lives Matter. And that little allotment they did where they tried to grow their own food on an 8m x 8m bit of mud with buried cardboard. Mental.
>>199922379get in my son
2020 was 5 years ago
>>199922290still had my anal virginity then
The missus, as it were
>The minimum fines, imposed by local authorities, for removing children without permission for five school days will rise from £60 per child to £80 per child from AugustBased
>>199922379>picklesfoy
>>199922406Corrington spafflings
non-white women ain't nun
>>199922274neutron star won't wear the poppywent woke scientists claim
>>199922403The sweltering summer of 2020.
>>199922389going to be honest, i'd never even really tried mustard until i was about 23, i was stuck in my ketchup comfort zone, but now all sorts of culinary delights have opened up for me now that i've discovered this wonderful condiment
>>199922412what is it "based" on?
>>199922412still cheaper than the increase in travel/accommodation during school holidays
i have never ate pussydont see the appeal
>>199922430wait until you find out about women
>>199921478Enjoy making eye contact with random drivers. Seeing how it makes them ever so slightly on edge
>>199922420they're so insecure, they wish they were pale, blue eyed and blonde haired
>>199922438its proper horny
>>199922430good lad fucking love a bit of 'tard
request for cans put in with mamberg, hope she can carry all 18 home
>>199922430Get it mixed with mayo on a tuna or ham sarnie.
at what point in the norwood process does the finasteride ship sail and your only choice is to either embrace being a slaphead or get a hair transplant?
>>199922465Phwoar
>>199922438Vaginas are just miniature dicksIf a guy goes straight to eating it that means he's closest homo
>>199922472Heaven
>>199922465saw this and willyberg peeked his head out of my undies and started sniffing the air like a bloodhound
>>199922473If she complains just say "you got this." Works every time.
>>199922432Based on being based.Parents shouldn't be allowed to do it.
>>199922472the wisdom of the leadet
>>199922485get a wig glued on yo scalp
>>199921903Being a nonce
>>199922489Incel anatomy
>>199922438i 69ed with a chick once and got a whiff of poo from her arse, she must've just pooed recently and not showered or given her ringpiece a proper clean, very nearly killed the mood
i can see clearly now the poo is gonei can see all poostacles in my way
>>199922485Whatever you have left is all that finasteride can keep hold of in the best case scenarioIf that doesn't look good to you and others, that's how you know a ht would be beneficial
>>199922504stupid round headed bitch
>>199922437Here's a better idea. Don't go on holiday. Put the money in an ISA instead.
>>199922412Still not enough. 100 quid per child per day, and a prison sentence for the parents. Can't afford to go abroad during the summer holidays? Tough shit.
>Vaginas are just miniature dicks
>>199922412How's that based>>199922549
for me its mixing honey mustard and a bit of black pepper then slapping it all over some bread before applying a generous amount of ham
>>199922516why shouldn't parents be allowed to raise their kids however they choose?
>>199922535Women can grow their clits into mini dicks after applying dht or testosterone creamThere's whole reddit communities dedicated to this practise
>>199922557have sex
>>199922559seen this lady saying some truly outrageous things
bizarre fat country
>>199922583Because the state needs to have them until they're 18 so they can be fully indoctrinated
>>199922570BasedFuck the povvo cattle
>>199922549there have been known cases of follicles reopening for business on fin or minoxidil or something
>>199922637baldy cope
what mustard should i buy from aldihttps://groceries.aldi.co.uk/en-GB/Search?keywords=mustardand what ham and bread while im at it
>Arizona Dad 'Got Distracted' By Video Game While 2-Year-Old Child Died In Hot Car: Docs
>>199922583It's harmful.
>>199922623What a name. Governor Jim Justice. Sounds like a comic book hero.
>>199922412IMAGINE sending your kid to a state school these daysMay as well book their sex change operation now, get an early bird discount
>>199922654well that's what i've heardi'm not balding myself btw, i know it's a meme but i am quite literally asking for a friend, don't like seeing him lose his hair
>>199922596Not mini dicks though are theyThey're just big clits
>>199922507same thing happens to your dad when the bus stops outside of a school
>>199922671*taxes your private school**smirks Communistly*
>>199922637A very few might with fin but you need to stay on fin
27.5C in my flat, feels alright
>>199922671my kids are the school gyppos
>>199922659None of them. Colman's English or nothing. Those Aldi/Lidl mustards are shite in comparison.
>Foster child, 10, is found dead minutes after asking neighbor to adopt him to save him from abusive mom who is
>>199922686Look them up they look like 2-inch dicks with a foreskin and everything
Creasing over all the zoomertards and millenimongs who become fintrannies for life because they get spooked over reddit posts and hairloss ads
>>199922683tell him to go bald and get the sunnies on start slapping women and reading the quran and finally registering to the hustlers university to escape the matrix
>>199922659pastrami is best mates with mustard. maybe even a bit of double gloss ta
>>199922659Ignore the other poster, there's a huge difference in price and the difference in quality isn't worth it. Brands are nearly always a waste of money.
>>199922753You're balding m8It's literally over for you
was gonna go to latitude fest but decided nah i'm too fat
>>199922729>Prosecutors say she laid on top of 10-year-old Dakota Levi Stevens for minutes
>>199922753t. bald and left it too late to start fin
>>199922776Ok fintroon lol
just found out about mushroom ketchup, how oddapparently it was invented in the UK, is it any good?
>>199922796It's over. No decent, youthful woman will ever want you
if i start balding I'll judt live with it, can't be good for you to take finasteride for all of your life
the 'trose order arriving in 90 mins and still havent received my order details email, not on is it
>He, too, was proven to be an imposter and was sent to prison for perjury and then to the Government Hospital for the Insane.Mad wasn't he and America
>>199922805never heard of itwas in morissons yesterday and saw this though - "Chip Sauce"didn't buy itwhat the fuck is chip sauce?mayo?why not call it that then?
>>199922665explain
really think people on wikipedia just say things originated in the US by default because americans love claiming credit for everything so anything unverifiable automatically gets attributed to the US
>>199922485Depends really on how it looks, fin thickens your hair up but if your hairline is down to your arse it'll still look shit
>>199922805bluerghh.... lemme just say there's not mushroom for mushroom ketchup in my pantry!!!!!!
worldwide sex outage localised to my cock and bollocks
>>199922811I forgot my meme arrow noooo
>>199922779shite lineup, why would you even consider it
developed an eating disorder out of nowhere last few months
>>199922844Don't know but my local scrannery sells Mexican kebab which has corn, jalapenos, and taco sauce. Never ordered it though but wtf is taco sauce?
>>199922844was going to dismiss you as a bit of a retard for not just googling it but i've googled it too and it does seem to be a bit of a labyrinth to find out what it actually isjust seems to be some sort of non-mayonnaise mayonnaise
Men taking finasteride are at increased risk for impotence, erectile dysfunction, decreased libido, and ejaculation disorder, versus placeboReports of long-term, post-discontinuation adverse effects in some fraction of former finasteride users. Reported symptoms include penile atrophy and tissue changes, decreased ejaculate volume and quality, reduced libido, erectile dysfunction, loss of penile sensitivity, decreased orgasm sensation, dry skin, metabolic changes, muscle and strength loss, gynecomastia, depression, anxiety, panic attacks, insomnia, anhedonia, concentration problems, memory impairment and suicidal ideation.
Homeschooling seems alright tho.Stops your kids from being pozzed.Probably why Labour wants to create a register of children being homeschooled......
>>199922940It reduced my libido and mostly stopped my morning food. I'll still take it because losing my hair would be a disaster with my face.
heathermongrel in the house tonight
>>199922805The word ketchup is derived from the Chinese kat - tsup meaning fish sauce but tomato ketchup is vastly more common than fish-based ones
>>199922940>penile atrophylmao i guess fintrannies is a good description actually
>>199922940on the min myself
>>199922940after me, the flood
bought this
>>199922971Post your hairline
bradley poster finna go crazy with that one
>>199922940>>199922971Would also like to add by reduced my libido I mean I still wank every day, it's just not quite on the level it was before.
>>199922853yes yes very droll *waves hand dismissively as i turn my gaze back down to my desk*
>>199922967Homeschooling is good for nonces who are between jobs but ain't got no time for that if you have a day job
>new museum thing opened in town>has a kids play area with a bunch of rides and shit>costs a fiver, kids can be there as long as they want and go on the rides as much as they want>comments on the local news article>DISCUSTING, FAMILEYS ARE STRUGGLING WIF COST OV LIVING AND U CHARGING A FORTUNE FOR THE BAIRNS PLAY AREA>literally loads of comments underneath like "WELL SAID SHARON, SHUD BE ASHAMED"I fucking hate poor people, if a fiver is too much for you then you should have your kids taken away and put into care, at least then they won't grow up being embarrassed of their povvo family.I genuinely don't believe you can be in poverty if you have an IQ over 75, you WILL find a way to make more money if you have a brain and can tie your own shoelaces.For some people though, the best version of themselves is being dead.
>>199922940mental how people are so self conscious they'd literally risk their sex drive and stiffies just to hold on to their thinning hair for a few more yearscould never be me, once i notice the first signs of receding/thinning/balding i'm buzzing it off and embracing it like a beast
>>199922853nice one
>>199922990cool pic
>>199922995
>>199922465Lisa Nandy looks like THAT?!
>>199922848I always thought the expression "American as apple pie" was a tongue in cheek joke but they actually think they invented apple pie.Mad cunts.
>>199923025>could never be me, once i notice the first signs of receding/thinning/balding i'm buzzing it off and embracing it like a beastAnd no woman under 45 will look at you again ever. The End.
would genuinely kill myself if i started balding, got absolutely nothing going for me in life and that would just be the rotten cherry on top of the shit cake
>>199923023How about you fuck off you sad anti-natalist prick
pantry goblin is going fucking mental
>>199922844Egg and mustard you stupid cunt. Want to know how I know? The picture on the fucking bottle you posted
might get naked
>>199923023same women dont think twice about spending £50 getting their nails done every other week and £100 getting their hair done
>>199923071>got absolutely nothing going for me in lifeso why would losing your hair make you want to end it
>>199923071>32.83% of Aussies are baldmate...
>>199923097without me ? ;)
>>199923069depends on the shape of your head and other factors
Mad that
>>199923069are you implying that no buzzed men get women?
room smells of cheesy feet, arse sweat and nut
>>199923066they also bring up the "red white and blue" as the core of their identity even though half the countries in the developed world have red white and blue flags
>>199922805Much like everything invented in the UK, it varies based on a number of factors, including personal preference.
(8) push up (8)
>>199923069Oh, I see so holding on to your thinning hair has given you success with the ladies has it? And when you get round to shagging them, how well does the floppy cock go down?
>>199922971Stopped you from having brek did it yeah?
think yanks should just fuck off really
centrists are simply the master race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVWVKgFPjXcFuck..
this weather is so grim. need it to be 12 degrees, overcast with a light drizzle
>>199921836cope
>>199923116because while hair remains there's still a glimmer of hope that things could get better i suppose>>199923121i've almost made it to 30 and my hairline is staying the course, supposedly if you make it to 30 without any noticeable hair loss then you're probably going to be alright for your whole life
>>199923182Oh dear
Going to become a pro wrestler and my gimmick will be I'm the norwoord reaper
imagine shagging finnsters hairless twink arse until he cums out of his below average willy
>>199922139>15 years oldKek guarantee half of them are 20+
diego's new gimmickdnot put a name on but post obviously diego posts on a fridayhe does keep us on our toes
>>199923182why did you feel the need to share this on such a pleasant sunny day? hope you're proud of yourself
>>199923198>supposedly if you make it to 30 without any noticeable hair loss then you're probably going to be alright for your whole lifeSounds like baseless bro science
>>199923216not really a twink bro is like 6'4
>>199923165I have an nw0 hairline with insane thickness all over. Everytime I go to the barbers they tell me I have very thick hair.
>>199923216his willy size is not below average for his race
>>199923173How the fuck does the Five Eyes agreement get anything done if everyone hates the yanks
>>199923077I'm not anti-natalist, I just think povvos should be sterilised and made to pick fruit until they drop down dead.
>>199923184YES100% correct
>>199923216saw his arse posted on /sp/ once, looked like a proper miserable flabby man arse
>>199923227>pleasant sunny day nigga where are you looks like this outside
>>199923216Has he ever put up a photo of his willy?
>>199923236it may sound that way to you yes but it is in fact based and actual science
>>199923214already been done
>>199923226THIS is a fucking diego post
just mine mine mine its a good time idgaf dig straight down when im mining thatnow i want another stack are you mining thattill my pickaxe cracks ill be mining that no i never go home dont eat dont sleep just mine it on repeat keep
>>199923281...yh
>>199923261He sits in a chair for 12 hours a day and eats slop bet he rips unholy farts too in his smelly bedroom
>>199923221
>I have an nw0 hairline with insane thickness all over. Everytime I go to the barbers they tell me I have very thick hair.
just what the hell WAS the secret product
12 year old f1nnster
>>199923348?
>>199923327they have such ugly and evil faces literally nothing good about these “people” whatsoever, they are just a net negative to the world as a whole
>>199923348Well that's...
>>199923288how so
>>199923338>>199923245this was me until 28then it went from nw0 compliments to oh shit im sorrynow at 34 i am nearly bald
remember lt corbis? she's like 19 now, wonder if she'll start an onlyfans
>>199923280not that anon but clear blue skies herehate to think what mongy corner of this island you're stuck on
>>199923348
>>199923370go away diego, if you can make a pathological hobby out of being a prick on 4chan for no reason then you're quite capable of using google
>>199923372How quick was it
>>199923377central belt
>>199923346kek that was the last thing I saw on /brit/ when I was last on yesterday. nice to see its still a topic of discussion
>>199923363guy on the left just cannot believe he's getting away with itthe disbelief on his face"who are these freaks who will allow blatantly hostile foreigners access to their women and children like this?"
I took Finasteride last year. Gave me blurry vision and a ball ache so I stopped.
>milf neighbour knocked on the door in her dressing gown and asked me if I could throw her kid's ball back over the fence>she's been sunbathing in the garden and just threw something on to cover herselfCorrrrrr, added to the wank bank
>>199923429Can't be doing with ballache
>>199923404between one haircut and the next so about 3 months it went from thick as houses to 1/2 thicknesshasn't even got much worse than that in the 4 years since desu albeit i have been on fin and min
>>199923433ask if she wants her lawn or hedge doing and do it with your top off
do you prefer veggies that are big or small?
crazy how no one really liked fight club when it first came out. probably because it didn't have enough black people in it. and because of that it actually got booed at film festivals
>>199921162SorryUsed it to have SEX with my GF
Give finasteride to dogs and cats here at the shelter to sterilise them and make them placid
It's always funny when you prod a fascist and realise they don't actually care about their country or nationalism, only wanting to whip and cheat the working class.
>>199923433did you spaff inside her
>>199923462small, love peas me
>between one haircut and the next so about 3 monthsgrotty little gremlin
im so masc when i take fin my erections get even harder
primary school summer fayre
>>199923494>>199923494
>>199923462Small. Garden peas, baby carrots and new potatoes. Lovely
>>199923374no way she didnt get groomed at least a dozen times
>>199923327Regular migrants do this as well, especially from Africa Lie about the age of their kids to get more schooling and child benefits for longer
>>199923483this nigga eating thousands of peas
>>199923482yeah man, just started shagging here right there on the doorstep
>>199923462brussels sprouts are the perfect size and shapeshame they taste like toxic waste but you get used to that or cover it by boiling fuck out of them and having tasty gravy and thattummy always feels great after eating loads of sprouts as well
>>199923528corr phwoarr get that shit in me cunt :P
thick women
>milf neighbour knocked on the door in her dressing gown and asked me if I could throw her kid's ball back over the fence>she's been sunbathing in the garden and just threw something on to cover herself
>>199923433Didn't ask her in for a drink no?
