The Crystal Palace edition
Free to choose.Free to live.Simple as.
this broke him
sue
Algernon Newton sub-edition
if you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
Vocaroo requests, I'll do them. Don't be a mong like that porno freak, give me text.
early
awoke in the early morning feeling a spider crawling across my face this morning, first time it's ever happenedI sat up and the spider dropped down onto the mattress. Still groggy and barely awake I brushed it away off the bed and onto the floor; couldn't even make it out clearly it was just a dark blob that I had to dispatch. I sleep directly under an open window so I can't even be mad at spiderberg.
>>199980505>The Crystal Palace simply do not believe this place ever existed
weird paedophile cult in thailandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljBbMJhEyPc
>>199980546based suelad
>air con>glass of wine>good bookYeah, we comfy.
mental how touching kittens (cat children) is socially acceptable and even if you did it in public nobody would be malding
>>199980552Who's your favourite Anglo-Saxon saint or saintess?For me, it's Walpurga
>>199980570that's what they want you to think
>>199980579corrr sounds good
>>199980552why do all the different gospels say different shit about jesus’s executions
>>199980553doing a gay porn dance
fave episode of Extras?
>>199980572That's actually bizarre. What the fuck.
If anyone has any questions about my hairy pooey bum don't hesitate to ask.
>>199980570It's true, I saw it with mine own eye
>>199980572kys
>>199980589
>>199980579Sunk a bottle of red myself. 'Alamos' Malbec 2022, if you're interested. Was marked down from £9.50 to £7.25 in tescos, lovely drop. Really nice wine to be fair, definitely worth the 9 quid it normally goes for. Worth a punt if you see it.
Skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to send?
he yearns for a peng gf from detroit, michigan
>>199980641>build a building entirely made of glass>it burns down
>>199980605Your requests are fucking shite. Logging off. Fuck off.
>>199980669
>>199980592julian of norwich but i guess she wanst acutally a saint>>199980602they dont say much different
>>199980673ktim
>>199980514Listen you fucking cunt I will ram my cock down your throat and cum kiss you passionately and you'll enjoy it you fucking freakshowYou wanted vocaroo content but you're too gimpy to actually deliver? Take a long walk you utter spastic
>>199980643say that to my face and i'll smash all the teeth out of your inbred skull
here we areanother lonely saturday night of my 20s
>>199980702would think theyd get the story straight given that it was sent from god
>>199980719you'll do fuck all you disabled hun freakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW-U7x0DifM
>>199980656Ahh nice one that sounds good, but I'll definitely not be keeping a look out for it whenever I'm next in Tesco. I don't drink wine, you see.
MAGAOA
>>199980739what do you think they got wrong that was important?
>>199980767not up to us to decide whats important
mad how one red wine can be like flavourless antifreeze and another can be a delightful beverage fecund with flavours from raspberries to cherries to blackberries to liquorice
>>199980758How come you don't drink wine?
>>199980673>>199980713Are you Irish diaspora?
how do I make my chin bigger
>>199980738you need to get shagging now
>>199980738wait till you reach your 30s
>I am a warmonger. I am bloodthirsty. I am rabid. My friends want only peace and harmony, but I want to wreak destruction and killing. I want to see British soldiers doing the Texan moron’s dirty work for him. nice to know that who know who are admitting what they are
>>199980794MEWING
>>199980702I said Anglo-Saxon, Julian of Norwich was much later
SUPER TROUPER, NO MORE DAVIE COOPERWALTER SMITH'S IN HELLSO IS JIMMY BELLANDY GORUM'S THERE AS WELL
>>199980613christmas special is my favourite. I like all of the episodes but none of the normal series ones stand out from memory
>>199980700bum
>>199980823literally every episode is named after the guest star that appears in it thoughthat alone should jog your memory
I'm more poo than man
Dr Dan Bockmann drank red wine virtually every night for thirty years. He thinks that's what caused his colon cancer.
>>199980788Never you mind, nosy bugger.Ahaha only joking lad, just never really acquired a taste for it to be honest. I've tried but think it's just not for me!
bjk
>>199980757a cowardly, inbred bheastwhat a life
consider myself far more intelligent than most ordinary mundane humans
>>199980877He's my third favourite doctor after Dr Who and Dr Kelly Lamoreaux
>>199980884Some of them (wines) can be horrific so I don't blame you, proper vinegar-tier stuff. Can't really go wrong with a malbec from Argentina though. Basically grape juice but at 14%. One bottle gets me nicely drunk because I'm a lightweight. I don't like beer, you see.
(8) come into my bedroom (8)>>199980912thoughts on god
listening to the song "detachable penis"
>>199980912the latter of which is present, very strongly, in this thread, unfortunately!
how do people get into reading? there are so many books how do you what is good and worth your time without just reading books of films you liked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sESvfpNQJ1I
the malbec shill is back
let's have it then (online pictionary game)https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VVhttps://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VVhttps://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VVwill smash every one of you even while steaming as a rocket
>>199981014Here's a good book to get you into the habit of reading.
>>199981014I just read books that other people have said are good
>>199980552>>199979567That's what I'm asking you: how is it so that people believe in Christianity, despite it being a lie?>>199979639Sure, I would say it's possible that one religion could actually turn out to be true, but since we don't have anywhere near sufficient evidence to prove the truth of any of them, I would call them lies.If you claim to know something which you definitely don't know then I would say you're lying, even if that thing does (by some gigantic coincidence) turn out to be true. I suppose what you're lying about is your level of knowledge.
It's always funny seeing the would-be financial gurus of /brit/ who sneer at Cash ISAs
>>199981071how is christanity a lie?
>>199981014I usually find an author I like, read their most famous one and then gorge on every good book they have.Quite interesting that Alduous Huxley didn't think Brave New World was all that when it's his magnum opus in terms of success.You can do it via theme otherwise - like 1984, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451 being that dystopia theme.Classics are always pretty good too.Some I genuinely don't get though.Anything Jane Austen, Anything Bronte sisters, anything Tolstoy, War & Peace in particular.Just drones on and on and one.Same with that Ayn Rand book Atlas Shrugged.No idea why they're lauded.Feel like a pleb saying it but it's the truth.
there's not enough posting happening
>>199981111read like 3 words of this crap post and fell dead almost with a heart attack because this shit is so boring to read i. hate. your. boring. ass. post.
>>199981014you should start with my faavourite book the bible written by god
I like English authors. English authors are the best in the world.
catbuergue just went out, up to no good I expect
>>199981183amazing psot
>>199981014read the other books written by the fella who wrote the book based on the film you like lad, i'm just a pleb though
>>199981161here's something that's more your speed lad xx
>>199981149bloody rabbits
When I picture the average /brit/ poster, I imagine a slimy, grinning, nasally voiced, privately educated Englishman who wears glasses and has black hair
>The 60,000 panes of glass were manufactured by the Chance Brothers.[3] The 990,000-square-foot building with its 128-foot-high ceiling was completed in thirty-nine weeks. The Crystal Palace boasted the greatest area of glass ever seen in a building. It astonished visitors with its clear walls and ceilings that did not require interior lights.There's no fucking way our nation could build it in under a year todayWould take at least a decade and probably cost ten times as much as well
I'm able to twitch my finger and thumb and make them EXACTLY one inch apart every time. I've measured. It's exactly one inch every time.
>>199981272LOLthat is actually me
>>199981272>privately educated Englishmancorrect>the restwrong
>>199981324the girls say the same thing when they see your knob
the mandem getting systematically drained by prime grade blonde dolls
love getting them to strum themselves on cam
>>199981359at least girls have seen my knob
covid squid game amongus
fan pointed right at my taint
ALL HAIL STARMER
fuck me she got a distinction, the bar is undergroundEverybody buckle up for a summer of twirling, followed by endless macadamia. Before we know it, she’ll be a leading axpert on arrly madarn gahrlhood.
>>199981410
>>199981309The environmental consultation would take 4 years alone
>>199981272
Learning a trade is appealing to me more and more lads.Do these trade schools get you into work? Some people seem to say traditional apprenticeships are betterm, but they seem to take 4 years, and you'll be on minimum wage.
>>199981110It's just made up in order to pursue certain political goals. E.g. in the US, men who want to rape women and force those women to keep the resulting babies will say "let's ban abortion because, uh, God says life is sacred".Another example is in Israel where very religious Jews say that they have the right to seize all of the West Bank because God decided it belongs to Jews.
Room tour video is up! For someone claiming to be so dedicated to an aesthetic, Roobee is either half-assing it or genuinely has no idea. Remember how she mentioned how people were plotting their writing projects on post-its on their walls on Pinterest and she wanted to recreate that?
>>199981508dont care incelkill yourself
>>199433728
Rubylad's behaviour is deeply concerning, yet I cannot help but feel a certain respect for his dedication to following this one irrelevant woman's life so closely. Moreso because he writes several reports a day on her life for the benefit of us freaks, and yet they're always original pieces so you know he's quite genuinely obsessed
>>199981504I'm also interested in doing this. I'm fucking 27 though. I'll be 31 by the time I finish.
>>199981506what is your evidence for that?
>>199981272English people don't have black hair
Watching the Trip to ItalyVERY comfy
>>199981456did she actually? im so pleased for her but unironical. sex ruby very fit cum tits ass sex cum ruby
>>199981410that was Gen Alpha's 9/11
mad how good I am at photography
>>199981456*sucks her thumb*
>>199981592Actually, some do. It's common in the North West and South West. It's an ancient Brythonnic Celtic phenotype - older than the newer Anglo-Saxon phenotypes.
>>199981628need that jammed straight up me arrus
>>199981309Many in many industries here know this and feel this. Andrew McNaughton, the technical director of High Speed 2 used the HS2 fiasco as an example. He said 3 things fucked that up. 1. Client kept changing plans and resetting everything back to the beginning. 2. Any plans made had to be overengineered to be absolutely bomb-proof which meant costs kept spiralling as they try to design something that could last 1000 years and survive 2000 terrorist attacks. 3. Skills shortage in the UK. Said not just HS2, several projects here suffer the same issues. And then the supply sector loves it because it's more money without actually building anything.>He explained: ‘One of the lessons going forward with HS2 is that the client stops mucking about with it. Every time you change it, then it’s Christmas for the supply sector. When you chuck away the design and start again, everyone is standing around. The client must not keep changing the scope; stick to the scope whatever it is.’>Former Rail magazine editor Nigel Harris, also a witness at the session, concurred that overengineering was an 'endemic' problem for infrastructure projects in the UK at the moment, which 'causes huge cost rises' on projects.>Harris gave the example of the electrification of the Great Western line. He said that, when the East Coast Main Line was electrified in 1989-90, the masts only went 2.5m into the ground and they have never been known to fall over . But when it came to electrifying the Great Western in recent years, the masts were overengineered to go 10m into the ground to ensure stability to an even greater – perhaps unnecessary – degree.
need a kooky gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yelQ33RkBI
>>199981650the famous scottish cemetery
come and play online pictionary with the ladshttps://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VVhttps://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VVhttps://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
bought a munchy box but I could barely eat a third of it
might buy a steam deck (yes i am a virgin) any deckards here?
>>199981508nudes when?
>Monday13th anniversary of the Anders Breivik attacks>TuesdayDaniel Radcliffe's 35th birthday>WednesdayFirst Olympics 2024 events>ThursdayDeadpool vs Wolverine premiere>FridayOlympics 2024 opening ceremony>SundayVenezuela's election>Next MondayFuturama returnsI mean that's a pretty smashing week lads
ground control to gossip_guy? anyone home?
>>199981470FIT
>>199981654And they account for a fraction of 1% of EnglishmenI have dark brown hair and people keep calling it 'black' but it's not black at all
>>199981737>I have dark brown hair and people keep calling it 'black' but it's not black at allSame, actually.
>HS2loljust build more goods lines to connect up ports and industrial areas
on the fcukign BOOZE arent we now
>>199981737It is Black like Russel Brand's hair
wonder what its like having a gf whos a non-virgin
NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
>>199981702Only ever used mine when I was working night shiftsBeen collecting dust since then
>>199981781>UK>industrial areas
>>199981796you cant tell
>>199981812
dig it
I am a sceptic and a relativist.
>>199981725>13th anniversary of the Anders Breivik attackshate this subhuman>hurr durr im gonna kill loads of White children just because they're members of a centre-left partyand he still gets a prison cell thats nicer than my bedroom
do southerners know about Kes or is it strictly a Norf FC thing?
>>199981814i would likely use it when sitting on the couch watching tv, usually i am playing mobile games on my phone anyway
Can governments that use a Westminster parliamentary system work without a head of state that is separate from a Prime Minister or a governor general? Why does every country that uses a parliamentary system seem to have one?
um
>>199981885yeah we know about billy elliot too mate
>>199981885sad film that
>>199981845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtTIQ0ySej4
4chan with the nonce baitwhat the fuck is this shit?
>>199981885Heavy tha laaa
>>199981885Seen Ken Loach speak in real life
dunno if i should make a quiche to have with salador just have the salad with bacon bits and cheese
Might move to Pensacola
>>199981670thanks for the insightsick of it all. its a disgrace. we have so much wealth yet so little ingenuity. doubt we'll ever have another grand infrastructure project after the channel tunnel, we're done as a civilisation.
Well, /Brit/?
Might move to Carlsbad
>>199981966seen him in Bath waitrose couple times
>>199981939>no adblocker state of you
>>199981990
>>199981972option A - oddsoption B - evens
>>199981990show me her feet
gen z boss and a mini gf
on the carling piss
>>199981990nice try mi5
Do not find Bob Mortimer funny at all
Might move to carlsgood
>>199982066grow up, dickhead
>>199982066dont think any comedians are funny
fart shit
>>199981990wtfthat’s not even subtle
>>199981990Should be an arrestable offence that
Rorke, with your face like a macaque's arsehole
So bored and trying to resist the temptation of getting pissed
>>199982080UMMMM... LE SNIPER's NIGHTMARE!?! xDDD
>>199982084Sam Hyde's quite good. Unironically. https://youtu.be/jjPQ_jVlEnQ?si=zWU9QOM2vfgZXOpc
Jimmy Carr isn't funny.
>>199982137gimp shite
Didn't the electric companies find it strange when someone wasn't paying anything and the person next door was paying twice as much?
>>199982137christ
>>199982142i, for one, am shocked
>>199982147you mum is a slag*inward laughs*
>>199982137Fuck me the state of you
gagging for a fag or a vape or soem nicotenegot NOTHING
>>199982158mentally ill aids-infested hipster faggot detected
>>199982202state of rorke
>>199982218Did the scruffy man trigger le libs
>>199982184he could have just stole like half ot the electricity, people always get greedy
got on the diamond league on duolingo and these freaks are mentalsomeones on 20k points just from thsi week
>>199982190Either that or 'if you want my comeback then you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth'.
>>199972792no, i just had saviour schnapps so im drunk therefore the game is more sharpened and certain things look a bit weird
>>199982196what? is Sam Hyde too popular now so we have to suddenly be contrarian and dislike him? he's just reading out fucked up studies to leftists at a stand up show. it's good stuff.
>>199982198very cute trap
>>199982269He's not funny mate, simple as thatGrew out of my gamergate phase years ago
>>199982282jfc
ok but we’d all shag her if given the chance
>>199982250Yes. Big time. They all stormed out and shouted at him when he began reading out uncomfortable statistics about gays.
>>199982269has he tried telling jokes
>>199982283dashka doesnt have a knob
4chan is more normie than Twitter^^ fact
they're doing a reboot of the ring films but instead of a haunted videotape it is a haunted twitch stream
Sam Hyde triggered some trans libs?*sigh* I'd better get my epic pants on >_>
>>199982381I love Sam Hyde :)My favourite jew desu
need greek or turkish gf
DIGITAL PANDEMIC
thinking about becoming a coloured socks guy
>>199982332eh, he's more of a sketch comicyou might like this one more. rips apart weebs at a anime convention. calls them pedos at one point, I think. https://youtu.be/tynKRMVGsAI?si=tOHdKB2l_a_0jE5i
>>199982423would rather shag my own arse than click your link
>>199982413No, you really don't want that.
>>199982423Damn - this dude is fearless!
*starts doing an energetic raindance*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYd84OWgR0Y
What are we playing /brit/ ?
>>199982423Joe Goes and KassemG was doing the same stuff a decade ago, good to see Sam keeping his finger on the pulse
>>199982351i know you're memeing but they already did a 2017 remake with a haunted online video
>>199982506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnNuy-eZbEQ
feel like ginger girls are off limits because my brother's wife is ginger so it'd be weird
>>199982137>>199982269mate you sound like youre 17 get a grip you mug
>>199982459I can handle the spices
Just done one of those poos where you have no choice but to shower afterwards
>>199982506
englaaAaaAaAaAaaAaAaAnd!!!!!!
>>199982525Done him
>>199982515Hello black person
>>199982381you're the one making it political. It's just funny to piss people off, no matter who they are. Leftists are just low hanging fruit. He's took the piss out of people like me lots of times. Frank Hassles videos are good. He just pisses people off. His "you raped me in my dream" videos are pretty good.https://youtu.be/9qmplyD6TTE?si=NqHdanL-vv4FrgiH
>>199982536literally every poo for me aha
>>199982536
>Utah boy died after relatives abused him for ‘several years,’ withdrew him from school, investigators say
>>199982572kys
love how fruity /brit/ is :)
>>199982590
>>199982556this isnt the sam hyde fanclub discord you spacka shut up
>>199982517Ginger women seem disproportionately likely to have Paki bf's tooMy theory is that Pakis love gingers because Mohammed was a ginge, and ginger girls are insecure about their paleness and being bullied at school so they gravitate towards dark skinned men
if there was a world war between boards, which board would you fight for lads?
>>199982612yes it is, fuck off cunt
>>199982599very smarmy and gayI imagine /brit/ posters wear wide fit pants, button you shirts, boots, big glasses and poofy dyed blonde hair
>>199982620yes or no did you brush your teeth today?
>>199982639/brit/
>woman kept in cage 18 hours a day and only let out for sex, cleaning and cooking
>>199982601yeah you ruin the bradley meme, dont have to say it again
>>199982556Did the man shout at the man on the streetclass, could take me a lifetime and I would never come up with material like that
>>199982680
>>1999826124chan is literally where he got his start4chan still makes up the majority of his fanbase. he knows that the fishtank threads on 4chan are the most lively.
>>199982639/brit/ generals of all boards should unite
>>199982667Yes, at around 6.30amI use Colgate Whitening and brush for ~3mins at a time
>>199982710dont give a shitstop sucking him off you cringecase
>button you shirts
>>199982703you raped me in my dream and I was only 10 years oldwhy did you rape a 10 year old boy - in a dream?
>>199982680laughed irl
Christina Sandera, the partner of Oscar-winning actor and director Clint Eastward, has died at the age of 61.
i thought picasso just did those weird faces but he has some good paintings
Need summat to watch on yt
>>199982680isn't this just a traditional marriage
>>199982680this austrian guy did it to his daughter, had like 4 kids as wellyou genuinely can't blame him just look at her
>>199982506Xbox 360 store
>>199982738>stop enjoying this be cynical and pretend to not enjoy anythingshut up nerd this a sam hyde site
>>199982738why do you even come to 4chan if you hate 4chan culture?
>>199982747so f*cknnn epic!!!
>>199982765imagine a wrecking ball just smashing them into mush
>Pakistan man forced to have sexual intercourse with a pig after rolling around in his own shit and then dosed with alcohol and set on fire
me when i had an iraqi gf
post school girl tiktoks
>>199982804bit mean that
>>199982765The one on the left just KNOWS she is the hottest by far
>>199982680would not even be newsworthy in the 70s
https://youtu.be/sMZA563R1uM?si=RrBWHm7Bjjri24LL
>>199982506yet another zombie survivor and shovel knight, i tried alien isolation but it so boring oh my days
why does my girlfriend do her nails like this?
>>199982822justice often isn't kind
>>199982799i like sam hyde just dont suck him off and have gimpy arguments about him on /brit/>sam is so le funny! have you seen kickstarter tv??was watching him a decade ago you mong we all have pipe down
>he uses 4chan >he doesn't like animemental. imagine culturally appropriating from neckbeard weebs.
A man who believed he was chatting to a 12-year-old girl online asked the youngster for pictures, adding "obviously I won't tell". Stewart Reynolds, of Southport, told the girl - who was actually an undercover police officer - she had an "amazing body" after making contact with her on October 11 last year.After the "girl" informed him of her age, he replied: "Nice, can I see another photo?". The "girl" then sent him a full-body image of her in her pyjamas and the 45-year-old responded "Amazing body" and "asked her if she had t**s".
>>199982680put netflix on and most women would be happy with that arrangement
sobeirng up awake is always a bit grim
>>199982870I wasn't sucking him off, I was just posting his old stuff. I've been watching him since 2015 too. what, I'm not even allowed to discuss his content?
>>199982912shut up you boring mug
i came to 4chan from something awful's fyad and went to /b/. not to watch anime shit.
>>199982810zesty…
>>199982873it was an anime forum for about the first year of it's existence
>>199982756mad how often you expsoe yourself with how retarded your posts are
>>199982775
>>199982775Pretty basedYou've got to admire the organisation, planning and subtlety Not many people could build a rape dungeon in their own home and get away with it
>>199981990Her legs are insanely long proportional to her body
>>199982946it still is primarily an anime image board. most posters watch anime and you'll see anime reaction images constantly.
>>199982807
>>199982964>>199982971/daughterwife/
>>199982886a 12 year old doing undercover work? Seems a tad dangerous
>>199982927calm down lah you just started attacking me for no reason
that salad wasnt filling enough such a fat bastard i amconsidering going to the paki chicken shop
>>199982954i dont claim to be cultured or knowledgeable i just have a frankly intimidating natural intelligence and intuition and immaculate taste
>>199982887Easily pleased shallow bitches
>>199982912Try shagging a woman instead
women love they shopping twitter and netflix
>Seaside donkey owner is weighing kids to stop obese children injuring his animals
>>199983045you're an embarrassment
you make my motor purr bitch
>>199983065fuckinel lad, RELAXI've met you before. Why do you get triggered every time someone mentions Sam Hyde even though you're a fan?
i ONLY fly BA simple as
>>199983084hs :/
>>199983020When you think about it, all she knew was the life shit had, she was born into it and to her that would have been perfectly normal, not knowing anything elseShe was bred to be the perfect sex slaveA man can dream.
>>199983130by telling onyourself for being fucking retardedlollmao even
>>199983115I'm trying to help you escape virgindom
>>199983073'll 'e
>>199983073sv3rige??
>>199983073I live in Merseyside. A lad I know, his brother torturedb his ex gf, tied her to the bed and shoved bottles up her fanny. He's in prison now.
girls don't like boysgirls like cars and money
>>199983181>>199983181>>199983181
>>199983133concerning post this
NEW>>199983185>>199983185>>199983185
>>199983137bit cruel diego:/
