We need a Native American president

ohioans be like
"mmm mmm, diahrrea on spaghett'

Mexicans are shitheads

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fr fr tho

2,500 / 50 = 50

>>200031854
You've never tried it

>>200031872
https://x.com/QuetzalPhoenix/status/1814882757941625251

why, are you black or summin?

2,300 / 50 = 46

It will keep getting worse desu.

What do they sell at Skyline Chili?

>>200031998
Ways

I'm thinking Sioux

city?

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>>200032010

>>200032099
brutha ewwwwwww

ewww brutha...

age sex location?

Nigga, is yous drinkin' wotah? Nigga das gay; might as well be drinkin' /cum/

Cold and on break. Can barely type anything

Why do expats called themselves that? Aren't they immigrants?

i guess this is it for cum

IT'S OGRE?!

>>200032221
They usually don't take jobs and try to get on welfare THOUGH

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why aren't you replying to each other?

I feel immense sadness when I see happy couples

huwheels

I feel nothing when I see happy couples, except when they are nagging and arguing in which case I feel smug

>>200032364
What does shopping look like in your wildest imagination?

>>200032364
I never got this. Don't black people get sunburt too?

>>200032326
Expats also don't try to demand the host country change its culture on their behalf. They stick to their expat communities and acknowledge they will never be natives like how the locals are. Contrast that with entitled invaders.

>>200032364
if the store looks like this, it's because you are currently standing in a low income (low trust society) area. it doesn't look like this anywhere halfway decent

>>200032386
the products fly to your car trunk with just a thought

>>200032398
whoa whoa whoa who said anything about black people?

once again reminding you all that putting a scoop of protein powder in cold ice coffee and mixing with a fork is both tasty and nutritious

>>200032450
protein powder is poison

>>200032430
>BRAZIL 2084
>drive to the store
>park outside
>get out of car
>open trunk
>products fly into trunk
>drive home

once again surfing the 'zon and wondering if 4 1/2* products are bad just because 14% of reviews said the quality sucks

>>200032485
t. 1/300lb

>>200032487
ermm you forgot to close the trunk

>>200032493
half the responses are bots these days so just cut outthe middle step and ask chatGPT directly

>>200032493
life hack: read the 1 star reviews
if it's braindead bullshit and not actual problems then it's probably fine

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>>200031841
you needa mexican-american president

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>>200032513
for me it's the finger skateboards.

>>200032510
The trunk won't close, you bought too many products

>>200032532
Mexicans move here and lose the ability to speak Spanish within one generation. What's up with that?

>>200032532
We can do Navajo.

How do I get a gf?

>>200032594
That's the fun part

>>200032594
are you cute?

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i once again bring gifts from the amazon product review section

>>200032618
fat

I don’t like black people. I can’t stand them

>>200032618
i am a big fan of bodycons

>>200032628
not enough to be gross

>>200032618
lame, I prefer russian cuties reviewing aliexpress lingerie

>>200032632
I love them and have never had a problem with them

>>200032662
you hardly have any in canada

>>200032632
Some are cool, some are not, same with white people

>>200032670
I've hardly interacted with them here but when I lived in their land they were very nice

How much involvement you have in your neighborhood activities at home, /twg/? I've been living in my mom's new house and we're 5 months into this neighborhood consisting of just 80 families, and she appointed me to be a part of the event planning committee because she want me to be "more social" and "work hard". I already have so much in my plate, I just finished with my bachelor thesis for example and I really have to re-learn stuff, grind leetcode, and get a job before January. But no, she wants herself to be known as a big shot. The neighborhood head is some whale who doesn't mind to dump money and making us do all his bidding, and the other members of the committe are all married bunch, while the young adults around 18-25 are just me and my younger siblings. The rest of the populace are just fucking toddlers.

Yes Man mentality is so prevalent in our 3rd world shithole. Look, I'm able to partake and attend whatever social gatherings I want to, but getting involved directly behind the scene? Please no. I already have zero free time for myself all these years living with either my mom / dad and not being able to move out.

>>200032606
How is it fun?
>>200032609
No

>>200032716
I live in an apartment

If I say..

French love bread
Italians love cheese
Greeks love fish
Portuguese love sardines
Brits love pints of beer
Irish love alcohol
Russians love caviar

Everyone says yes…..

If someone says…

Blacks love watermelon or fried chicken…

Racist!!!!!!! Racist!!!?

Why? That’s stupid.
You are brainwashed. Break the chains.

>>200032716
/cum/*

tiktokposting should be an instant ban

>>200032743
yeah i saw that tweet

>>200032726
The full quote is "that's the fun part, you don't"

it's thundering out help

>>200032743
george carlin ahh observation

>>200032779
do you have brontophobia?

>>200032618
Boobs are overrated

>>200032779
are you in a railroad track?

>>200032779
are you a chihuahua

>>200032787
it's not abnormal, it's loud.

>>200032794
no I wouldn't be outside

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>Boobs are overrated

>>200032792
yea dawg, that's a nah from me

skipping home

Joe Biden will NOT be the next President of the United States

>>200032801
>it's not abnormal, it's loud.
thats not what I asked, you dimwit

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>>200032792

>>200032801
you'll get no help from me

>>200032833
it's not irrational to be afraid of explosive noises

>>200032853
I didnt say it was, Im asking if youre afraid of thunder

>>200032804
>>200032815
>>200032841
He's right

>>200032513
heh

>>200032716
Post pics of your neighborhood

>>200032853
yes it is. noises can't hurt you

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should i play a game or just start getting comfy in bed?

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>He's right

Does anyone have the soyjak that's pointing at himself thats wearing a t-shirt that's says "I'm gay"?

>>200032867
yes

>>200032897
it isnt even 6 o clock yet...

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@200032870

>>200032884
Gated residence. There's only one neighborhood like this in every 10 km radius, the rest are slums and ghettos.

>>200032897
>not doing both
ngmi

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>>200032910

torn between my love of the female form and my hatred for simps

pussy on my dick and yea that bitch is hot

>>200032970
you have to lower yourself down to the simps level if you want to have a gf

>>200032618
YOU'RE A WOMAN?! *boi-oi-oing*

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>>200032910
Nvm I found it

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>can see he's losing the game long before it ends
>ragequits

>>200033009
I yelled that in Mel Blanc's voice btw

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>>200033014

Germany was having trouble what a sad sad story

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>>200032935
it's late

>>200032946
the pc is far from the bed

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>>200032532
Mexicans are native American. It's not until you get to Mayans that south American begins ethnically.

white people corny

>>200033131
Mexicans are native Mexicans

>>200033144
Mexicans invented corn

>>200033092
ya think yakub got hisself BUCK BROKE and that's why he so nutty and gay

>>200033131
Painfully stupid oversimplification

shawty like a memory in my head / That I can't keep out, got me singing like / Na-na-na-na, every day / It's like my iPod stuck on replay

Overrated, yes. Can still be enjoyable though.

dropping out was actually very noble and strong-minded, the tides are shifting because of his dignified sacrifice

>>200032485
Why

can you suck on her titties if you're having sex with her facing you??

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I hate summer

How many more happenings will occur between now and November?

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>>200033204
>the tides are shifting because of his dignified sacrifice

>>200031824
Imagine being such a cultureless shithole that your "claim to fame" is just chili. Not even a fancy variation, just chili.

>>200033237
yes, unless she has very small tits or is a midget

I'm gonna make it

>>200033290
then i dont know how can anyone think ass is better

Anyone who gets harassed, bullied or hurt by someone else should just be nicer to the perpetrator to mend the rift

I wish everyone around me was the same race as me

>>200033237
not really

>brazilian narrating himself losing his virginity

>>200033177
Of course it's a simplification you fucking retard. We are talking about groups of probably millions of people across thousands of years.

>>200033310
>i dont know how can anyone think ass is better
doing it from the behind to play with the bunda

The quran might be the most retarded book ever written, and muslims the biggest retards on earth, next to americans, but americans are good retards

>>200033391
you've read it?

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>blocks your path
>"hello sir"
wwyd

>>200033359
what can you even do with the ass that you can't do with tits but even better

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....

>>200033391
The Bible and the Talmud are close seconds

>>200033420
Yes

>>200033421
subways have multiple doors in every car. i'd simply stop being a martyr and exit through a different door.

>>200033445
no you didn't

>>200033421
I would drive my truck and not deal with other retards on public tranSHIT

>>200033441
Mudslime detected, cope
>>200033455
Yes I did, mudslime

Yo if anyone is serious about wanting to find a gf in a natural way (not on dating apps) then go play a girl game like Animal Crossing, The Sims, or Stardew Valley girls get rock hard for men who play those games

>>200033474
Reading comprehension

>>200033474
no you didn't

>>200033481
better yet, play roblox

>>200033481
This guy knows

who the hell would waste their time reading a garbage book like the quran

>>200033481
I've got an even better idea, GO OUTSIDE, YOU CANAKEK
>>200033493
The thing you're lacking
>>200033494
I did

>>200033421
public transit here either doesnt allow bikes on or has them in a holster on the front of the bus

>>200033481
>girls get rock hard
but what if I want a real girl and not a "girl"

THEY FILTER CANA....KEK TO CANAKEK? KINOOOOOO

>>200033523
What language did you read it in?

>>200033518
gosh

my dad says i did wrong by quitting my job without any notice right before my shift

I hope all Canadians will vote for the Liberals because they're the only party if you're a decent fucking person

>>200033546
like it even matters

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>tag: huge-butt
oh yah, its kino time

CANAKUCKS

dinner turned out good
what did i miss

>>200033580
mole :)

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i wook wike this when i get embawassed

>>200033523
Did you read it in Latin script or Arabic?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aljamiado

What the fuck happened that the jannies are protecting canasissies now?

It’s interesting how you have no framework of opposition to things outside the emotive categories of a therapy session.

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>>200033567
I want Doug Ford out even more than Trudeau but I don't want to support Trudeau, why can't he just drop out?

>>200033563
If you had a mcjob it doesn't really matter.

if you do that in a real job you'll wish you hadn't.

>antitherapyschizo returns

>>200033638
>If you had a mcjob it doesn't really matter.
yes
>if you do that in a real job you'll wish you hadn't.
why

>>200033644
yeah i don’t like him

>therapy shill ACTUAL schizo returns

>>200033648
>why
you'll get blackballed out of the industry or exiled to some backwater location where you won't make near as much

>>200033481
Ok but what happens after I play those games? How do I meet the women and harden them to a rock-like consistency with my experience with said games?

>>200033648
They'll give you a bad reference

>anyone who disagrees with me is part of a psyop

corn pop should've done the needful

>>200033644
Nothing wrong with wanting to go to therapy, but good luck finding a therapist that's actually good and not shallow

>go to therapy
>accept that you are weak
>take the big pharma poison!

deviously plotting on going to an aa meeting just for the snacks

>>200033644
>>200033677
>>200033691
>>200033710
Who are you quoting

>>200033691
It’s more likely than you think

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>>200033691

>>200033711
this is a level of poor I can't comprehend

>schizo ramblings continue

where do hot bpd girls congregate?

After only 30 minutes of swiping on tinder I have ran out of women over the age of 21 and under the age of 32, I'm in a major city too, wtf?
It used to be such a better app, it gets worse every year

>>200033711
I don't think I've ever seen snacks at an aa meeting

>>200033731
crystal cafe

I was Ridin' with Biden and now I have no one to vote or

>>200033731
you can’t handle them so don’t bother they wouldn’t be willing to put up with your bs

What's something fun I can do with my new dual monitor set-up?

>>200033736
Anything that gets popular gets worse

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>>200033751
Trust the plan

look at how you went into that place and immediately started trying to start shit, and using all of your little proxies and personas. youre such a faggot. fuck you

>>200033765
When I got a monitor that could rotate I emulated some DS and 3DS games

/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico is my therapy. Thanks for saving me thousands on medical bills.

>>200033765
u can put cum on one screen.

woooow!

BE CAREFUL WITH BPDEMONS, YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA MESS WITH THAT, THEY MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU

>>200033765
movie on one screen and low effort game on the other

>>200033731
A Yanomami might be crazy

>>200033783
Based af

>>200033788
Hey, don't mention it, bud. Don't forget to eat beef, drink milk, and exercise. We are gonna make it.

>>200033421
say "FARE INSPECTION" and they will all jump off at the next stop

>>200033452
>>200033535
This is a commuter train THOUGH

>>200033788

>>200033796
Cringe adhd canasissy

i feel like sometimes people make posts to antagonize me specifically
main character syndrome probably

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>>200033820
was kino

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>I'm not gonna drink this weekend, gotta make a change for the better
>shut-in routine stays exactly the same
>but sober

>>200033841
You're a faggot, that's why

>>200033744
not supposed to be home until dark...

God I hate that fucking guy

>>200033851
Good stuff

>>200033841
based schizo experiencing delusions of reference

I have consumed maybe 4 sips of alcohol in my entire life

>>200033841
Everyone is the main character of their own life...

I'm the main character

>>200033830
commuter has a designated spot for bikes in one part of the train car only. Plus its impossible to get the bikes up to the second "floor" anyway

>>200033856
What's so bad about the 9th of November?

i get the most yous. im the main character

>>200033856
If you can simply go and take a walk that helps, if you walk with confidence
I'm happy that you're battling your alcohol addiction, keep it up, brother

dont know how you can realize that youre what is around people when they are unhappy and with how miserable you are, and how you dont straight up kill yourself. dont know how you can look at yourself and your life and not want to kill yourself. oh and you should kill yourself, so go kill yourself

I'm the comedic relief character that rarely gets screen time

>>200033886
It's only fun when you're 17-23, then it rapidly becomes less fun every year

>>200033856
>going out to bars is the only way to make friends
>its outlandishly expensive
>still have yet to see any single women, let alone ones ym age
>I hate how I am when Im drunk, plus the hangover
just fuck my shit up

>>200033909
Can't, Mom will be sad

>>200033857
no im not
>>200033902
i could make a post that would get 20 replies right now and derail the thread but i won’t

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Has there ever been an /cum/ meetup?
W-Would you guys come to my house if I invited you?

>>200033909
Don't tell other people to kill themselves no matter how much you hate them, please and thank you

>>200033902
I'm an expert (You) harvester.
I probably have the most (You)s in /cum/ history (excluding that one Canadian who said "I'm based" and got a hundred (You)s calling him based"

^glowie

>>200033856
every win is a win
don't be a fag and turn your wins into losses, if your goal was to be sober this weekend and you did it then that's a win

>>200033941
yea but you can't be there when I show up

>>200033941
im sure you’re a sweetheart but i could never, sorry
too dangerous

>>200033941
I met a /cumbum from oregon years ago, and flew to Shitattle to visit the city and met a guy from the /cum/ discord

>>200033941
Yeah, but you gotta be a biofemale, or look like a girl and don't be a rapist at the bare minimum

>>200033894
>designated spot
Jeets don't care about this unless it the designated shittin' street. Half of them are UberEats delivery drivers anyway

Who's the main character? This needs to be established

>>200033968
>/cum/ discord
where

>>200033992
You, and Jason is the deutorog

>>200033948
nah I'm convinced it's me

jason mentioned

>>200033998
>>200033968
trannies

>>200034002
What if I disagree? Does that make me the villain?

>>200033992
im like the new character they added when the ratings started going down that everyone hates except a core few fans

please do not discuss he-who-shall-not-be-named

>>200033999
Oh fuck I had a stroke while typing this, I meant to say deuteragonist lmao

I remember the /cum/ irc

Ill fuck around and get a (You) dont play with me

can i be one of the side characters that appears in the opening credits but otherwise you never hear or see in the actual show?

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>>200033823

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>>200034018
truly grim times

>>200034015
Shartthew?

>>200034004
>>200034015
Can't help it, he's the main character of my life and I'm simply a vendor npc that sells him junk in exchange of high prices

>>200034034
sovl

>>200033923
I just limit what I drink. I pregame a little and stick with beer or cider, which are the cheaper options at one bar near me

/cum/ is in decline

>>200034054
The fall of Alexandria

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>>200034054
dont worry i can fix it

/cum/ can only get better from here. the future is bright!

We need to go back to /precum/

>>200034054
who cares?

>>200033919
I feel like I missed out on having that fun. Hence drinking at 27.

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>>200034021
Side characters are op

>>200034054
No it isn't

>>200033902
nah you couldn't

/cum/ is an anthology series, and you are the viewer. Please relax and enjoy.

French toast is an easier way to eat eggs than hard boiled if your goal is bulking on eggs.

>>200034072
we literally made the first post of the new age

>>200000001

>>200034081
Eh, it's not that great.
I've had good times with alcohol, but also had some extremely embarrassing moments and almost died

Outside 4chan is scary

>>200033941
ermm no

3 (you)s, I'm the fucking man

>>200034103
Yeah, but it's a lot of calories and carbs too. If you want max eggs, scramble them.

niggas be like
"grrr, these eggs are too tough"

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Fear not the dark, /cum/, and let the feast begin

>>200034103
Yeah French toast is good but I do love hardboiled eggs. Every year for Easter it was a boiled egg feast for us kids

>>200034116
/v/ is a cesspool

/cum/ is like my own little candy raver gf

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going to the gas station do you guys want anything

jason

>>200034132
/v/ has become unusable

>>200034149
gummy worms, 2 steelies, and some cup o noodle

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I win the (You) game, thoughever

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>>200033923
>just go outside and meet new people
>go outside
>meet nobody

Only low IQ, low impulse control "people" buy overpriced goods at a gas station convenience store

>>200034157
It has been for years.
It's so fast that if your thread doesn't immediately get 10 replies it just falls off the catalog, so of course low effort attention seeking posts reign supreme.

>has become
its been worthless since at LEAST the end of E3, which was what, 5 years ago?

Please /cum/ responsibly.

>>200034149
slushie make it extra large and and put these flavours IN ORDER: cream soda, mango, grapefruit, rootbeer on top

>>200034183
3 years ago

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>>200034174
>he's never had a rib sammich from AMPM

>go outside
>lool like jesus christ with short hair
>bitches eye raping me

>>200034149
yea can i get a Nurse's Special Treatment - 4.1 Lbs Naughty Nurse Toy Onahip

>>200034201
>he's never had a rib sammich from AMPM
and that's a good thing, fatass

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>grapefruit slushie

>>200034205
You just loved all those eyes on you, you're a little slut ain't ya?

>>200034205
>mexican goes outside
>looks like jesus
Am I supposed to find this interesting?

>>200034224
too spicy for you, VEGAN?

the real main character hasn't posted yet

>>200034258
Yeah, I'm the guy.

>>200034245
Y-yes... just humble bragging, I'm a pure boy tho, girls cant crack this oyster shell

the cute guy

>>200034249
>if you don't like pig trough tier slop you must be a vegan
kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26m457OEiU

I'm a musketeer

Ohio has been rangebanned. We can't post images anymore.

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I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way, I'll never be alright
So, I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight

>>200034307
>>200034307
>>200034307

>>200034303
jasonxisters...

>>200034303
jason is finished

>>200034310
damn another shite op

>>200034350
>shite
Why are you talking like this
This is British slang
Do you say this word irl?

>>200034379
I do actually

>>200034495
Kill yourself irl

>>200034503
bit rude