Cressida Get In Edition
Inb4 tranny poo smell post
>>200126178omdz that brown toothbrush
going to do a green poo
>>200126334That’s what happens when you drink and smoke and do drugs all the time
>>200126313>22 years oldSo this is the power of veganism
Mate if mine borrowed £11,000 and lost the lot on bitcoin. Dunno what he did, triple leveraged it or something mad. It went down below some threshold and he lost it all. Might as well have put it on a spin if the roulette wheel.
>>200126372they've got plastic surgery
>>200126378he was on that sigma grindset
>>200126373I'd give her a sausage
>>200126372it's mainly sun damagei was a full on alcy and benzo addict and have spent years not getting enough sleep since getting sober, have smoked since i was 14, yet i look 18 at almost age 30 because i stayed indoors
>>200126313serious case of 1000 cock stare
>>200126334Would have all four of them fart in my face.
get the women loved and cherished
The Black Man Hinge Catfish is BACKRecommend your area/town/city and I will try to match with #CertifiedSnowbunnies and expose them!Could match with your proto, your toil co-workers...your sister!
>>200126451political correctness gone mad
>>200126458Rorke mate your mum's worried sick
>>200126458kill yourself spainmong
that it be
>>200126451shlomo and manufagwa putting cameras up to catch the last white man in london
>>200126458Aberdeen
it's uphttps://www.blacked.com/videos/dreamgirl-gf-kimmy-does-the-splits-on-her-bfs-bbc
>>200126494Just trying to do a service for /Brit/ lad, you never know who might pop it - and then you can avoid them
it's uppic rel
Do barbers give shit haircuts on purpose sometimes?One of my sideburns is literally halfway up my temple and the other is normal. My fringe is shorter than the rest of my hair and it looks fucking horrible. Look like a right tit
it's up
*Rorke's SWC when he sees a Trans woman*it's up
>>200126458Newcastle
What is this nonce ad about?reminded me to turn ad block back on
>>200126554damn, nike SB be dropping heat for real. we eatin
im throbbing
>>200126572>tranny is a porn broken nigger cock obsessed freakimagine my shock
teen throb
>>200126458Cockermouth
We’re not going back
>>200126550yeah if they can tell you're an incel they'll give you a shit haircut on purpose so you don't come back and ruin their reputation
>>200126550lmao why didnt you go to a white barbers
>>200126573alri truegeordie
I'm worried about blank
>>200126550JUST
>>200126631white barbers aren't any better
>>200126658got a BBC pidgin link?
>>200126658neolib teeth
>>200126658leftypol sat on his bed rocking back and forth muttering to himself
>>200126640Grim that even strong hench white guys are into that :/
>>200126658saw other pics of this person and thought it was an actual woman. but this, yikes
most barbers nowadays are just money launderers. so usually it’s some turk or albanian that’s making £400,000 a year dealing drugs and just watched a 5 minute YouTube video on how to cut hair
>>200126658Well, Leftypol?
>>200126658Haha beast is what Scots call nonces innitMrNonce
>>200126680ive only had bad haircuts from brown wog fellas
>>200126700it's mostly strong buff guys who are into BBC cuck fetishes
>>200126715same with carwashesany cunt can wash a car
filling my bong with diarrhea and smoking out of it
>>200126737I mean yeah you're guaranteed a shit cut from some immigrant barber but your chances aren't that much better from some deano
>>200126739cuck tales from the smelly tranny bedroom
>>200126735nonce as a name for paedos started at HMP Wakefield
Why wouldn't you go to a woman barber? Having a bloke do it seems a bit gay. Quite an intimate sensation, having someone's fingers in your hair.
>>200126640how tf do you get like this with texting?like on whatsapp the most i will say to the gf might be "i like the new haircut/dye/makeup/etc, looks sexy". anymore is just pure cringe for all parties and no one wants to read thatcannot fathom how one can get so messed up in the head that they write all this rubbish out and click send. this is a particularly bad example including cuck stuff but there are too many strange individuals that type even more generic sex essays genuinely believing itll have positive effect
>>200126765i go to a middle aged white woman barber who only does cuts for men
>>200126767didn't ask for the title of your autobiography
>>200126770
>>200126814
>>200126788good postor just shave it off yourself
>>200126770backronym based on no evidence whatsoever
>>200126700steroid junkies are mental midgets
>>200126850t. nonce pro
>>200126814well thats that cunt dead
i;m thinkin about thos beans
just witnessed a murder on 4chan
>>200126850'
>>200126886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k
I don't get it.
some of you lads seem too smart for me
>>200126814think this is shit because I enjoyed the original post and thought it was quite original so this feels like a cheap put down. not done in my book
>>200126814done him
>>200126929>not done in my bookwe all know what goes on in your book
>>200126906man and woman + reindeer = man looking for reindeer for woman
once sent the missus "i would actually eat your shit" and she said "grim"i went, "i was just messing aha"she does not believe me and says "we're having words later"late ron, we had wordsfucking hell she was smoulderingalmost hit her she wouldn't shut upthen, i went to the pub the next daysje tells the lads i offered to eat her shit i say, was only messing, you'r emaking it out like i was being seriousshe goes, if you wanna eat shit so bad, eat someone elses, we're finishedi was gutted but whatever
>>200126957grim
>>200126957we're having words later
>>200126957190-esque post
>>200126313Cressida you're NOT WELL; you've gone feralif you do not unglue yourself from that pavement there's going to be a BIG OIL SPILL in the Gulf of Mexico*throws Lynn down a flight of stairs*
>>200126957True Geordie origin story
>>200126957>we're having words laterwish she took every word in your post so i wouldn't have to read it
>>200127015
sister made me drink her piss during truth or dare once
once sent the missus "i would actually eat your shit" and she said "grim"i went, "i was just messing aha"she does not believe me and says "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"late ron, we had wordsfucking hell she was smoulderingalmost hit her she wouldn't shut upthen, i went to the pub the next daysje tells the lads i offered to eat her shiti say, was only messing, you'r emaking it out like i was being seriousshe goes, if you wanna eat shit so bad, eat someone elses, we're finishedi was gutted but whatever
did the paedophile samefag with a picture of bradley welsh?
>late ron
at least the "oversteppped boundaries" meme has finally endedwas dire that
>>200127054twice in fact
phwoararse shaggingcorr
>>200126804Define "positive effect". Is the positive effect simply turning on the woman? Cuz reading smut is known to turn women on quite easily.
>>200127047>>200127061
>>200127047scrombobulating
>>200126735MrBheast
odds: get a Chinese from one that's open nowevens: wait until the one I like is open dubs: get a burger or something instead, which means ignoring the results of a previous roll but dubs can overrule a single digit result if I understand the rules correctly
>>200127078
>>200127106make your own food
>>200127109Cor, bet she smells like chow mein and fanny batter
must be great craic standing there telling these proles that the £3,000 a piece in their prize pot is life-changing money when you make like £350,000 a week off ITV
>>200126640Still can't believe he posted this from his verified insta
might try and become the first incel dad
>>200127160bit late now inniti just rolled and it said evens so now I've to wait for great wall to open at quarter to 5
>>200127174seriously how stupid can you be
miss the WWE games on the ps3
>Man arrested after family and motorcyclists killed on A61 near WakefieldWhat race are we thinking
>>200127225wakeylad on a mad one
>>200127225have they released a picture of him?
>>200127225everyone died but one daughterabsolute tragedy
>>200127243no but he was driving a grey Porsche 911, is that an asian car?
>>200127225*gestures towards sinister bradley*
>>200127237his accomplice eggsandbakeylad still on the run
>>200127174what is even more mental is he made a video admitting it was true and explaining his thought process
>>200127237Reckon it’s a deano.
>>200127261sounds like deano had one too many pints at lunch
>>200127225*looks at continents by population*...asian, definitely asian
AMA
european continent? more like peninsula lmao
well then, here we all are
>>200127331have you ever drank water
>>200127331how do planes fly?
any ingratiating, obsequious navel gazing catamite in?
>>200126906[Man, Woman] + water buffalo = man eye water buffalo woman?
>>200127370yes, plain and flavoured>>200127380i would say it's the air and the wings, mixed with speed
>>200127380engines and wings
>>200126424>it's mainly sun damageno, it's everything but the sun>their diet>their makeup>their drugsif they use solariums that would damage their skin too but natural sun doesn't (unless they use sunscreen)you retards need to understand this
>>200127384more of an ignominious swine myself
it's wokeness gone mad
gotta water buffolo rib eye in the freezer what should i do with it
If it is truth you seek, the reflective life of yours will take you for a ride, take you to the limits of solitude, and then leave you on the side of the road with nothing but you and "your" truth.
>>200127455Right up the arse with the thing.
>>200127433okay i'll just ignore all of the science showing UV damage causes premature ageing as well as the evidence that's in front of me in the mirror shall i
can one of you please watch this and let me know whether it's worthwhile?https://jav.guru/382530/bban-477-beautiful-girls-who-sweat-engage-in-lesbian-sex-and-enjoy-group-sex-overnight-trip-leaked-footage-municipal-%e2%97%8fno-girls-%e2%97%8f-track-and-field-club-spring-camp-2024/
take your larps back to /britfeel/ man we don't need that shit herejust because /brit/posters are a bit more easily taken and because /britfeel/ is down to 10 posts a day in doesn't mean it's OK. Keep it where it belongs, 50p in the jar.
>>200127462wouldn't mind going on my holibobs to japan again
At worktoilCan’t feel my arms
>>200127462Aye ok Master Yoda
>>200127433this is true. sun does fuck all unless you spending hours upon hours in the blistering heat. alcohol and general unhealthy living will age you much faster
>>200127200where bouts la always on th elook out fo ra good chinese
>>200127489>javit's not
my chinese takeaway has stopped selling chopstickspolitical correctness gone mad
>>200127546You can’t use chopsticks if you’re white
>>200127577He’s a thai ladyboy, it’s fine
>>200127518hullI don't even know if they're especially goodit's just been my local one for 30+ years and Ive always enjoyed their singapore chow mein and sweet and sour pork
>>200127517https://www.skincancer.org/blog/photoaging-what-you-need-to-know/
>>200127170>£350,000 a week off ITVa week?not a fucking chance
>>200127607nice hull isnt wher ei am tho so enjoy
>Steven van de Velde (born 8 August 1994) is a Dutch beach volleyball player. He was convicted of child rape in 2016.[1] He has qualified for the 2024 Summer Olympics, with the Dutch Olympic Committee standing by their nomination>In August 2014 van de Velde, then 19 years old, raped a 12-year-old girl he had met on Facebook who lived in Milton Keynes, England. He travelled to her home and, when her mother was out gave her alcohol and then raped her several times at her home as well as near Furzton Lake which was nearby.[6] The victim would eventually go on to self-harm and once overdosed>He is married to Kim van de Velde [de] (née Behrens), a German volleyball player who studied psychology and trained to become a police officer.[18][19] They have one child>Height 6 ft 6 in (1.99 m)
>>200127508There is no life story with a happy ending.Only the invention of fear, and then nothingness.There is nothing else.There is no will to live freely, no salvation through the will to die. How depressing.There is no philosophy to sell.Pessimism does not sell, and optimism has had to close its doors because the conditions for passage are so vile.
>>200127109corr would do emma raduncanus arse inshag the life out of the hole
Why do I get messages that tell me my post is thought of as spam so often? I am doing standard 4chan posting formatting. Has something changed?
In theory a twenty year old person could have parents who are forty years old but this doesn't happen in reality.Logically it is entirely possible, but realistically, forty is way too young to have a twenty year old offspring. You never see that in the real world.A twenty year old's parents are probably closer to sixty than forty.
>>200127669ik ook
>>200127620Yeah but I'd say he'll be on at least £1.5million a year.
>>200127678they've finally filtered your cans spam
ik ook indeed
>>200127618don’t care know loads of boomers, gen x, millenials some of them grew up in hot places or have lived in hot places for a a long time, and/or spend a lot of time outdoors it makes no difference unless they spend all day sunbathing and mostly that only seems to effect women who get that saggy look. that does exist. there are australian boomer women who you can tell the sun damaged their skin but for most the biggest factor by far is if they drink or not
>>200127678Maybe a word filter of some kind. You on about Reddit or posting links to websites or something?
>>200127678Generally it's links to external websites that are classed as spam. What links are you trying to post?
>>200127744know any people who have spent their lives in their incel bedrooms? if you did, i guarantee they'd look younger
Maybe I should put some of my large inheritance into bitcoin It surely can't go any lower?
Any trannies in chat?
28 degrees in flatbergit not right
>>200127745No, simple greentexting. And there is time intervening between getting captchas again.>you have to wait a while before doing thid again
>>200127481>okay i'll just ignore all of the science showing UV damage causes premature ageing>le sciencethe science tells you to smear this cancerpaste on your skin to avoid damaging your skin from the natural sun? give me a break>UV damage causes premature ageing as well as the evidence that's in front of me in the mirror shall iit's pretty simple to avoid UV damage, you stay out in the sun until you no longer feel comfortable, then you seek protection in the shadeit's the exact same advice these institutions give you even if you use sunscreen, you're just a gulligble retard who needs someone to tell them what to do instead of listening to your own senses >>200127517>sun does fuck all unless you spending hours upon hours in the blistering heatthis
Pooing so hard I've got a semi
>>200127817You could screenshot the post you're trying to make or keep being vague.
>>200127809LAD Bible went WOKE
>>200127824Based retard
>>200127824whatever mate
John Boyega has womanly hips.
>>200127797people in the uk in general spend very little time outdoors and it’s usually cloudy anyway. and brits famously age badly. it’s alcohol and ultraprocessed foods. maybe you just have low test like that 30 year old that looks 18 that was in the news recently
>>200127858woke mob infiltrated them
The British wordplay and recreational mathematics expert Leigh Mercer (1893–1977) devised the following mathematical limerick:12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4/7 + (5 × 11) = 92 + 0This is read as follows: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more
>>200127824>t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBN6JLqOpR4
Haven't seen mousey in a while...
>>200127896you put 92 though
>>200127809Hate that they said the word clunge a few times in the Inbetweeners and now people act like it's a word people always said
>>200127848Nah, it's funposting, don't want to ruin itBut no swearwords
i <3 zesty brothas
>>200127896he ain't ever devise how a pussy felt tho
absolute state
>>200127925rorke lusting over this imagedroolingleaking
>>200127923So post it on some random /b/ thread on page 7 then link that post here.You keep being offered solutions yet ignoring them.
>>200127693> A twenty year old's parents are probably closer to sixty than fortyExcept it’s been the case almost the entirety of human history and is still the norm pretty much worldwide. But yeah apart from that you never see it. Thick CUNT
>>200127896Doing backflips over this
>9 squared>92
>>200127884i don't know why you think i think it's exclusively UV, or why you also think UV has zero effect unless you're turning into a salmon regularlyeither way i can't keep replying to this. UV accelerates ageing, it just does, and if you don't agree then so be it
>>200127988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS26d56TeMM
>>200127907he's in /cum/>>200119692
>>200127925the zesty mandem as it were
>>200127988Please don’t post videos of my step dad
Oh it's meant to be 9^2
>>200127988imagine having this saved on your computer
>>200128038the zestdem
shaving the ol' arsehole
>>200127925these 12 year olds have had more sex than i ever will
>>200128079
Farting like an arseshagged bulldog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ztIpA2gQMobanger
>>200128015i just don’t think it’s as significant as people say and i reckon it’s a way to sell suncream and other products. i’m sure sun damages your skin to some degree though
>>200127225whats the best shop in vvakey?
crack back and sack wax booked in x
Got the GG Allin on. Utter shite.
mental how much caffeine fucks me up since being sober for 2 years
what are you spastics arguing about now
>>200127884brits age badly because most are povvos that drink, smoke, and sunbathe in Shagaluf without sun cream on.
>>200128105americans are the most brainwashed people in the world. went to a baseball game when i was there and there was so much shite about the military inbetween the interracial fast food ads
Bladrey Walsh mong on a mad one I see.
>>200128186whether poo counts as a fruit or a vegetable
>>200128197Yeah but the picture is funny because it's the opposite of what you would expect.
>>200128105Chortling
>>200127669i dont believe it was actual rapechad doesnt need to rapethe little slut must have lied
>>200128182Ever thought about going back on it so you’re not a complete boring bastard, wasting everyone’s time with bollocks like this?
>>200127917Inbetweeners was so long ago it is basically always
>>200126313Nostalgia Critic lookin' nigga(name)
posted some fresh brads last night. take a look and save any you like :)>>200108953
*runs past the thread screaming NIGGERRRRrrrrrr**doppler effect makes the pitch bend as i pass*
>>200128171A fella only known for the edgelord antics, the music itself is shite
>>200128105Why are our uniforms so ugly and gay looking
Remember when the ultimate police person was named Cressida Dick, as in caressing a dick hahahahahhahaa
>>200128105where is he
I'm making wishes for disney world tickets
Kissed a 16 year old when I was 21. How was I supposed to know, she was in the same bar.
>>200128236think about going back on it fairly often yeah
>>200128325nothing wrong with thatperfectly legal
>>200128325nowt wrong with it
>>200128334Good lad
>>200128189yeah it’s the unhealthy lifestyle. but a week in shagaluf a year won’t do much, especially if for the rest of the year you are inside in an office/house dundee. like scotland has lower rates of sun light than siberia and im pretty sure they look like shit too
>>200128105Woman in back wearing light blue top be like "ay yoooo nigga im tryina watch my son here fuck outta here nigggaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
I HAVE UNE SUGGESTION POUR /BRIT/SLICE THY WRISTSEND YOURSELVESALL I;VE GOT TO SAY
>>200128325honest mistake, so what if it happened once or twice
>>200128325the netherlands national volleyball team selectors will be in touch
>>200128197I've heard it's like a common courtesy in the US to say "thank you for your service" to anyone you find who was in the military. Unironically they're only a yearly military parade away from being North Korea.
>>200128250Where do you get them from? Youtube compilations?
>>200128325i'm 32 and if i could get a 16 year old gf i would absolutely do it
>Dujardin’s career in tatters after horse whipping costs her damehood and funding
>>200128105Do find it a bit mental how yank soldiers will just disrupt major events in family members lives like graduations just to make it all about them and how they're home nowYou couldn't have done this at any other time?
Does /brit/ have a designated brad dealer or is it fo quo po as the Romans would say
>>200128377Living in Dundee ages anyone by 20 years
Is kissing a 14 year old girl when you're 18 bad
>>200128399those ones i did yeah. other times it's been a random episode or a highlights episode which they sometimes do
>>200128443yeah because the law says so
>>200128443it's shakespearien
>>200128418The joke is that it's the reversal of what happens. I thought it was funny.
>>200128105>son has to kneel and say 'Thank you for your service' during the match
*pops head out of the /brit/ kitchen*anyone want a brew?
https://www.zara.com/uk/en/kids-babygirl-beachwear-l103.html
>>200128105surely his son can't have been that bad at football
>>200128463first black man in a rocket ship
>>200128463looks white to me
>>200128471Yeah, a brew of SHITE please HAHAHAHAHAHA
Can't believe Bradley died in the last Chase, I'm going to miss him.
>>200128300UCP has been gone for years bro
>>200128443a bit. when i was a teenager i knew a 19 year old lad with a 14 year old girlfriend and everyone thought it was creepy
love seeing the dog videos of the soldier dad back from war they're always happier than the wife
>>200128476clicked this without reading the full link
>>200128471yeah can you make it extra milky with 6 sugars
>>200128515it's over
>>200128524>they're always happier than the wifeWonder why that is
>>200128469Yes I know it just gave me a chance to discuss something on my mind
>>200128463Can Kwasi Kwarteng account for his whereabouts yesterday?
>>200128524wife has been getting bbc whilst he’s been away
>and do you, creg, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded->LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT I WILL BE DEPLOYING TO OKINAWA AT FIVE HUNDRED HOURS>*standing ovation*
>>200128515spoilersI'm only on series 12
>>200128534Same, we're probably on a watchlist now
>>200128463ah, yes
>>200128524when ulysses came back home, his dog was the first to greet him
don't know what i'll do when bradders dies
>>200128515real bradley is trapped in the black lodgehe'll be back in 25 years
>>200128559creasing
>>200128594to be fair he was in a disguise or something wasn't he
>>200128463how come leftypol never comments on these stories
>>200128615will post a picture of him laughing with greentext about it
>bradley walsh has died
>>200128536Extra milky you say? no problem mate....
on the 2014 era jerma videos
not that bradley maker (but i applaud this work)but i made this bradders
Mumberg surprises dog berg by coming back from the shop !! (epic reaction)
>>200128641if you don't acknowledge it then it's like it never happened
>>200128663white line at the bottom lad! but good bradders otherwise
>>200128654don’t know what that is
I accidentally clicked on the cunny ad
>>200128678ffsi like this one also
>At least 18 people were killed when a regional passenger plane belonging to Nepal's Saurya Airlines crashed and caught fire while taking off from the capital Kathmandu
>>200128685u gon learn one day nigga
>>200128663>>200128515>Bradley died
>>200128515
>Queen Elizabeth II, the UK's longest-serving monarch, has died at Balmoral aged 96, after reigning for 70 years.>She died peacefully on Thursday afternoon at her Scottish estate, where she had spent much of the summer.
wonder if bradley Walsh is aware of the little cargo cult he’s got going on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ujqeKdDoM
>>200128615Shake his cold hand, thank him for playing and say "thanks for playing but for you Brad, the chase is over".
>>200128634but his dog saw right through it and greeted his masterhe died right away, as if he had waited just to say goodbye
>>200128740yeah hes posted here
>>200128758>>200128758>>200128758
when do you think xtoil and yberg will leak out into normal everyday communication?
>>200128735Fucks sake this made me laugh. I'm sorry your majesty.
>>200128694i like brads which express emotions other than humour/laughing too
>>200128741classic
>>200128735
>>200128735Had a bit of a laugh when I heard people were getting the national anthem mixed up out of habit at the England games. It's God Save the King now.
>>200128758>>200128758>>200128758new
Ever randomly Google the name of a girl you shagged 10 years ago to see what she's up to now? She can unfollow but she can't unswallow.
