no snowflakes edish
first for me
>>200128772someone that posts here will accidentally say it out loud at the perfect moment and it will spread from there
The woke brigade have gotten on hinge
Big Harv spotted in the wildhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YihgP3zPFog
thoughts on fake tits lads? think they look ridiculous quite frankly
yooooo wassup britbros love harry potter n shit y’all are cool with me
>>200128833Yeah I prefer real tits like you and your dad
/brit/ would be shut down for antisemitism by hope not hate if the toilberg gimmick leaked outside of our safe place
BIG NEWSBERG: Mumberg yelled at Dadberg cos Dadberg forgot to walk Dogberg this morning so Dogberg has been yapping around and almost Pissberging itself
>>200128840sup cregg
need gf NOW GFUICKING NOW
>>200128864
Gf liked that mathmatical limerick one. Well in there.
>>200128851
feels like my whole house is wonky
what sank the titanic?
every time i have my second or higher wank of the day i imagine that woman form that interview about another general election being called in like 2019 going "you're joking not ANOTHER ONE?!"
nobody has ever beaten merchant bradders for me
>>200128912your whole country is
>>200128913iceberg
MrBeast mentioned a potential presidential run and now twitter full of old clicks of him saying faggot
>>200128918>merchant bradders
>>200128918it's big brad for me
>>200128913jews
frankly can’t remember the cockle man myself
>>200128923bastard
>>200128918
>>200128917She watches you
>>200128978good i want her flappy vaj
no fighting no i'm not violent~
been taking absolutely titanic shits this morning
>>200129029literally me
how high does a bridge over a river have to be to die jumping it off it?
>30 quid an hour escort in brazilYou CANNOT suffer here
Rorkeberg on the rorketoil (being an ignorant racist dickhead)
>>200129040
>>200128864>Mumberg>Dadbergits Dadstein and Mumowitz
>>200128833there's not even any point in them in today's modern world of small breasts and flat tummies
>>200129070sa cenoinfga
Steven van de velde (29) and his wife German Volleyball player Kim van de Velde (31) (nee Behrens)
Thoughts on this?
>>200129048>she turns around>massive cock
>>200128758What she actually wants is a black man
>>200129110you pay extra for that
that pussy haunted
wanking a cock with my arse
>>200129120SPAINERS!!
>>200129122yea i bet you did
>>200129094After his release in 2017, van de Velde complained about "all the nonsense" reporting on his crime in the media, claiming that the term pedophile did not apply to him, without expanding further.
>>200128962heard a conspiracy theory about this once. something about the federal reserve? don’t really know but i believe it
I've got a mouldy brain
If all of Eurasia was decimated population wise and each country had to be resettled by its North American larping diaspora who would be best off or have the most continuity of culture?
>>200129181instead of brain there is a moss ball
>>200129177there was a guy on board who was going to reform it or something
>>200129094when youre that good looking they let you rape
>>200129177every single important person opposing the creation of the federal reserve was on their way to the US on the titanic to vote against it
>>200129209England would at least have English speaking people.
>>200129209when they went to italy in jersey shore it was so funny how much they didn’t fit in
>>200129219please don't talk about moss balls to me.
Here it is. Wouldn't let me post it on /tv/>>>/b/921816085>>>/b/921816085
>>200129209Irish population would be higher than UK
>tazed>kicked in the face>stomped on his headabsolutely fucking based you can just tell our police are sick of them nowhttps://x.com/lowkey0nline/status/1816119420995133866
>>200129270If I had to guess, I'd say Doctor Fow-chee is probably on a spam list.
>>200129270yeah. leave it there next time
saw a youtube video about a remote island somewhere in yankland where everyone is of english heritage and they used to fly a union jack until the 1960’s or something. seemed like cool people. mostly made a living through catching crabs i think
>>200129304rorke celibrating police brutality because it's happening to a muslim
>>200129297England could be a rural New England yankee-Mormon ethnostate and then just dominate the slack jawed plastic paddies in a few years again
>>200129219Might have a look on /x/ haven't been for a while.
>>200129343>mostly made a living through catching crabs i thinkSounds like your mum was an island native then
>>200129351as it should be
>>200129367ahhaha done me
>>200129312I thought so, I tried to change it but still it wouldn't go
MY TUMMY HURTS
>>200129304
>>200129372if they're prepared to do that to a foreigner they won't hesitate to do it to me either
>>200129391*kisses your tummy*
>>200128758https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9iMAQrMK4c
>>200129351I was appalled by it but now I know it was a muzzie I just ask what he did to provoke this justified action
>>200129408muslims have done far worse to english girls
>>200129181KTIM - gf telling me about her primary school and her friends there. I have almost no recollection of it. Infact my whole life seems like a bizarre foggy dream.
>>200129270A pointless post that went nowhere.
>>200129456she pepper sprayed herself kek
>>200129304Police brutality is a necessity in a multiethnic society to maintain cohesion
>>200129437Attacked police officers apparently
>>200129453oh she bratty~
>>200129431
>>200129343this is it btw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith_Island,_Maryland
>>200129304should have kicked his head a few more times
it's over
>>200129503I genuinely don’t know what this is about or why they’re pushing it
>>200129304ah yes the new MI5 fake propaganda video has droppedthey're going to use this to cause mass paki riots over the summer
>>200129312Also the first part didn't have the name in it at all
>>200129304they’ll do the same to you when you get arrested for racism
>>200129478Nah I think she's the one with the broken nose
>>200129524Ah well. They got off lightly then. Fuck em.
>>200129511There’s also tangiers island it’s just the old Chesapeake accent which sounds “more” english to some people but it’s similar to the accents around it on the mainland and other islands
>>200129524that cop was doing his job correctly and should have probably used deadly force on the paki scum after he broke someones nose but the woke mob will have his job anyway
>>200129431fucking benchod bastard bitch
>>200129483british police only use brutality on racist whites and pro-palestine protesters though
I'm aware of black crime statistics and all that, but personally, black fellas have usually been nice to me tbqh.Reckon I just have an aura about me. Honorary brotha innit.
rorke seething watching police attack tommy robinsons mobrorke fist pumping watching police attack brown man in an airport
What a shithole everything is nowadays.
Everything about the right wing is extremely homoerotic, the body worship, the dominance/submission, all of it is incredibly homosexual, light years moreso than the supposedly degenerate left
Applied for a new job after 6 years with my current firmCouldn't work out a way to get >my unmatched perspicacity and sheer indefagitability make me a feared opponentIn the cover letter though
Doing a little browse on the 360 store
leftypol setting up a gofundme for the men arrested for attacking a policeman
fucking screaminghttps://variety.com/2024/film/news/skibidi-toilet-michael-bay-movie-adam-goodman-1236077245/
>>200129654unironic projection
>>200129660you've got the fagability sorted no introduction needed
american people are angels, or angles can't remember how to spell it
>>200129660alri Hornblower
>aurathat's stinky bo!!!!
>>200129642i don't see what's wrong with this
>>200129700360 degree angles!
chinese was supposed to be open 20 minutes agowell they've missed out on £20 worth of business therecan get 2 x 16" pizzas for that, and I think I just might
short term relationships feel so pointless. guess im only it in for the sex and companionship for when i feel lonely.
looking up the latest boogie2988 dramz
listening to the emotional music and feeling emotional
twitter is exploding over this muzzy video now, all the browns are seething out of their smelly little holes
got a cheeseburger and fries from my office’s cafeteria and washed it down with iced teayuros will never know this feel
>>200129778he still pretending he's got cancer or was that someone else?
i dont understand why apps like discord need to updat every single time theyre opened. is it just job creation or software devs
>>200129829New wave of NSA spyware
>>200129778What's the latest one? I can't believe he's still with that girl.
>>200129744>£20 worth of businessa portion of chips and noodles then
my paki gf isnt like other pakis, trust me
saxophone is such a beautiful sounding instrument
>>200129871Would like a brown white supremacist gf please
the paki broke a english rose's nosehe got off lightly with a stamp on the head in my book
>>200129875for me it's bleeding gums murphy
>>200129778the fat man pandering for pity again is he?
GAGGING for some samosas, garlic naan, onion bhajis. Haven't had them in ages
finished toilinghighly productive day so well done me
off to bed
>>200129894what about white white supremacist gf
cant believe spaino is gone
NOOOOOOO MY PAKI IS WHOLESOME
Putting this outside my hovel
>>200129957pmsl really really funny post
>>200129848not far off haha£3.30 for chipsdunno how they dare
>>200129957cackling
>>200129953Something a bit cringey about that dated a girl that went that direction but she went total schizo and had a mental breakdown
Keir Starmer's Britain
>>200129957Omds
>>200130022he only had women officers for backuphe was massively outnumberedhe had to act in the heat of the moment knowing he was alone
>>200130022too little too late
>>200130022based
>>200130018you was meant to put a kid in her nothing else fixes them
>>200129957HOW LING
>>200130022cant wait for this vile cunt to lose his job
>>200130022cops are so fucking uselesshow many of them are there? yet it's one guy going round kicking people in the back of the head, while the rest stand around with palms on their headsjust taze them and be done with
>>200130022kino
>>200130022look at the fucking STATE of that woman officer doing fucking allwokeness is killing our country
>>200130022Theyre happy to go hard on crime when its timmy lying on the floor
>>200130145In higher quality you can see she's actually cryinghttps://files.catbox.moe/y5quza.mp4
>>200129957Zoo animals are more independent than spainlard
>>200130022wtf is going on at 0:24dude is complying (hands on head, getting down on knees), yet the cop kicks him in the stomach for no reasonwhy the needless escalation? only weirdos are attracted to being cops
>>200130178two women officers in the video and neither of them are helping to detain him because they physically cannot helpthat guy was on his own and had to use necessary force because he was carrying a handgun and there was about 20 violent shouting pakis surrounding him at that time
>>200130144utterly bizarre to put all tha ttime into being in shape but then make it irrelevne tcos we can barely see it under your ugly tats
>>200130145she was one of the ones who'd just been assaulted by the smelly pakis, you can see she's dripping blood from her face
>>200130246if that was a man he would still help to detain the guy before he got treatmenthe would never start crying and have a breakdown in the middle of an active scene
>>200130144looks like she has a nice body but she's utterly grotesque with those tattoos and whatever she's larping as
>>200130178Were trying to keep the minorities around them safe
>>200130280she's clearly an elf
>>200129805yeah then doing a sperg freakout talking about killing himself
shit ass
if a man punches a woman in the face he deserves to get stomped out don't care
>>200130144needs less jew ink and porno accessories
THE GAME IS BROKEN EA SPORTSTHE GAME IS BROKEN
>>200130325he attacked 3 women officers
>>200130280thanks for your input incel
>>200130325shalom rabbi
POLICE BRUTALITY IS NEVER OKAY
>>200130325people like you are why some women deserve to be punched in the face
>>200130373>>200130381disgusting freaksdie
women should never be in that scenario anywaya woman police officer with no handgun is a sitting target for extremist pakis
Crazy how every tv show and film normalised protecting women and sacrificing your soul for the honour of women
>>200130396i'm a feminist, i believe in equal rightsAND EQUAL LEFTS
why not use taser from the get-goseems more tame/less confrontational than kicking someone in the back of the headtase, cuff, done.
>>200130438he used a taser on him but he was still resisting
*rolls towards you*
Even a skinny guy with no muscle is still much stronger than an average woman.
>>200130409you really want these cunts with a gun?
>>200130409agree with thatstill don't care about the piece of shit they could kill him for all I care>>200130421die faggot
>>200130460post feet
Imagine putting Eurobeat music into Tesco's everyday playlist
>>200129304Lowkey is such a mong runt
>>200130438look in the videoit took the second woman officer over a minute just to get her cuffs out and help detain himthe guy was fighting a hoard of pakis on his own
>>200130459every single woman in the world should be armed with a gun
The Black Man Hinge Catfish has been created, and the matches are flooding in.
>>200130455*fondles your nips*
Why can't Brits into EurodanceOnly continentals and Scandinavians do Eurodance.
had any good wanks lately lads?
>>200130520did a terrific wankeroo to sydney sweeneys chebs recently after a so called goon sesh
>>200130518same reason we can't really do rockdifferent sensibilities
>>200130520Your mom wanked me last night and it felt pretty good.
>>200130459well I think that is fucking retarded that all police don't have at least a handgun when criminals in this country have easy access to gunsbut primarily I don't think that women possess the physical atributes needed to be able to be police officers in the first place
>>200130557dont have a MOM, you fuckin yank
>>200130520not reallyjust keeping the pipes clear and keeping things ticking over in midrifffield
>Capital punishment is a legal penalty in Japanbased
>>200130518Because we do superior genres like happy hardcore, donk and jungle
>>200130566i remember some years ago two female officers killed with their own gun by a guy they were supposed to arrest, a big guyfucking nonesense
>You can buy schoolgirl panties from vending machines in Japanbased
>>200130460Good goy. Protect the woman from the horde of thugs. Get your brains.splattered all over the pavement. You have to save the woman so she can vote for the liberal socialist party in the next election.
get the oil stopped
>>200130520all my wanks are worldies
>>200130643and yet, panty theft is still a thing
>>200130627yeah it's retardedbut the police not having guns thing is fine in a high trust society, which is what we used to have in this country before importing the third worldbut the fact that police don't carry guns is jus downright negligence by the government at this point when there are hourly shootings in london
havent wanked since dating/getting gf
>>200130508Go run a 5k you'll feel better for it
>>200130635Average anime freak.
>>200130643lolnomaybe until 90s
>>200128833got a bimboification kink so I love them
ever wank with your left hand to mix it up? what other ways do you make your wanking more interesting?
>>200130643Imagine getting one with a poo stain in it.
>>200130520all 5/10 or under for at least a year
why dont they invest roids with no downsidessurely we have the technology
>>200130627Female officers are also much more likely to shoot suspects because they're unable to actually apprehend them. If a pair of 5'3 women had to subdue some 19 stone roidmonster who could send both their jaws into the next postcode they'd almost certainly end up having to shoot him
>>200130694>Go run a 5k Nta but i can barely do half that
>>200130653Most white females in America vote Republican though.
if you can instantly, magically turn into a perfect biological female irreversibly, would you do it?
get them secure routesget them housedget them on the benefits
>>200130715started, never stopped, can't do it with the right anymore
>>200130763naturallywould be slinging stuff up my doot on onlyfans mere days later too
>>200130770why
>>200130733That's largely what SARMs are intended to be except no one really knows if they're safer or not yet since they've only been around for a few years. In reality people, teenagers, take them because they're afraid to pin their arse. Easier to just gob some pills, liver damage be damned.
>>200130520no because 38 degrees celsius plus getting hot from wank is a death sentence
>>200130733Lower doses of test (or test derivatives) with HCG on hand to fire up your balls again is pretty minimal risk but it depends a lot on how you respond to gear in the first place.
>>200129624sameive never had a bad experience with a black personeven in america they were very friendly
>>200130820nothing wrong with a sweaty wank. sweat pouring down your face, all over you. might sting your japs eye a bit but she'll be right
>>200130715no, i eat with that hand
what was his motive?
>>200130886He stabbed that soldier?
>>200130886Go to the moon
>>200130627yeah im sure theres never ever once been a male officer who had his gun filched
>>20013090620 times
>>200130886NigSA
>>200130908don't remember any case of it but if you do, go ahead and tell us
>>200130886just likes squeezing fellas muscles doesnt he?
TWENTYNINESTABWOUNDS
business idea : only scransonly fans but for lads that want to watch slags eat stuff and perhaps wank
wanking to shadowheart sfm
the gfberg freaked out when i jokingly ask if she'd be interested in a threesome with her sister who's visiting next weeklike, calm down, it was just a joke. sheesh.
>>200130942YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH
>>200130939https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/police-to-reveal-more-details-on-attack-gun-theft-of-off-duty-officer/3857091/2 seconds in a search engine and ironically one of the suspects is a woman
>>200131003ever shag her up the arse?
>>200131003what if she didnt freak out and she said yes? would it still be a joke?
Doing a think
>>200131003unless...
Anyone ever had an indian gf
going on a cookie raid on the kitchen
>>200131031i'm going to give you a second to think a bit
Need to get out my working class town I grew up in. I’m sick of the scum living here. Alcoholics, petty criminals, drug addicts, single mothers. All ugly, violent genetic waste prowling the streets in their filthy tracksuits. That’s before we even talk about the recent infestation of wogs. No attractions, no nice spots, no places apart from Spoons and rough pubs for youngsters to meet up. Not even a nightclub these days.
Just deadlifted 180 kg for 3x3 lads
>>200131100They can have her. Hope all her white fans have a meltdown over it
>>200131075would want one what was normal wouldn’t catch me wearing a dress with a dot on my head
but mummy I don't WANT to protect the women and children!
>>200131117nice, I did 5x5 190kg
>>200131100
*closes outragous ass worship anal porn*I been a nasty boyI been a nasty boy
>>200131147no way spaedo looks this normal
>>200131117Nice one lad, still fuming over my very near miss of 290kg last week but I had spent the weekend on the piss in newcastle just beforeSupposed to pull 300 next week, need to just slam a preworkout and get it done
>>200131128children do need to be protectedbut are you implying that women are weaker than men?
>>200131147Hope this cunt dies
>>200131075indian, no. paki? yes. close enough, i guess.
>>200131176of course women are weaker than men you stupid cunt
unite alive distinct frame quack rinse worthless treatment vegetable brightThis post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
16" hot shot16" al caponenot bad for £20they forgot the garlic butter but i'll forgive them because the monster is cold and the pizza is very hot
>>200131206you sexist bastard
>>200131176obviously daft french mong
>raining >muzzies getting stomped if this is starmer's britain i could get used to it
Was gonna do 300kg but overslept because I was shagging my gfs
>>200131170
>>200131128Women can all fuck off and die
>>200131100tay tay noooOooOoOoO
>>200131221where’s the gabagool
>>200131221virgin keyboard
>>200131221wow that's a lot of bread
una vela
>>200131075fucked an indian tranny once, pretty good desu
>>200131221dire pizzas judging by those crusts
women are vastly inferior to men on average in intelligence and competence. of course there are some women who are better performers than men but the average woman is a borderline retard
>>200131259except for German women <3
>>200131221grimsupport white-owned businesses
unaliving a pdf file
>>200131281get her special korma sauce on your knob from her curryhole?
>>200128758>no snowflakesRacist.
>>200131259you go first
>>200131170>spaedoDouble entendre as it also means /sp/aedo, which is fitting considering he spammed child porn and blacked porn on the Euros thread a month ago.
>>200131081what's there to think about, you used spurious reasoning as an excuse to wank off about your superiority over women kekthis thread is all a massive circlejerk full of cretins well left of the bell curve
i unironically really like dominoes pizzas. dunno why they're so hated.
>>200131252Gaelic head shape
>>200131315no mate, she was one of the good trannies yeah
>>200131335Papa Johns is better.
>>200131335Overpriced cheese on toast
>>200131293hate to break it to you but the average man is a borderline retard as well
>>200131321he also changed his name from spainlad to spaino so people would stop appending nonce to it. so I like calling him spaedo
>>200131335Because it is popular.
>>200131335it doesn’t taste nice
>>200131272if you think your choice of keyboard will get you laid then you're gonna struggle>>200131282they're okay>>200131303i don't know who owns it but they can't have made that much money selling 2 x 16" pizzas for £20
>>200131436>>200131436>>200131436
GET THE BIG CHAIR POOED
>>200131333>you used spurious reasoningno, that was an actual story from some years agp, two female gendarmes killed by some thug with their own giun, a grim affairyou answer with an off duty officer attacked by multiple people and killed by his own personal gunyou got two against one and one against several, in yanklandnot even comparablei forbid you to use the word "reasoning" ever againalso post feet since you are obviously a woman
>>200131335good in a pinch
WWE virgins are cringing me right out
>>200131221A white girl died for these pizzas
