Keep 'em out editionSub edition: stop making them so earlyPrev: >>200130532lmao:>>200136706
first for cum con sex
brit fella never stood a chance
>>200137115>/cum/ Canada USA Mexicohow do you fuck up the subject so bad?
>>200137191its britfeel. theyre obsessed with making the new thread
>>200137191You're right, it should also say "and friends"
actually i am just going to not care for today and see if it does anything (it wont)
>>200137191idgi
>>200137207>>200137222yo mousepedoshut the fuck upit should always be/cum/ - canada usa mexico
>>200137222thank you proxy brit
>>200137191???
>>200137261Don't reply or engage with mousenonce, it's one of the rules of this general
>>200137115the bavarian flag should be included in the top row
>>200137300kill yourself OP
>>200137261said who?
jason?!
fat and his bum buddy
Discord trannies
>>200137306shut the fuck upyou fucked up the subject so badly cause your life IS DOGSHIT>>200137320this guy is on a vpn
>>200137316hello bavarian anon
>>200137353
>jeet schizo is backit's over
>>200137366we meet again
beaner on muh dickits joever
>>200137412yes. how are you doing?
>resident schizos figuring out how to use proxiesIt's truly over
>>200137318are you mad because the janny trashed your comically early edish or are you some proxyfag sowing discord amongst /cum/bros? Either way, not my problem
>>200137546that's schizojeet. don't reply to him.
ok melatonin is safe (they just take like 2 hours to set in) so i took 10 more and ill see what my poo is like when i do one
a lot of things could have been more optimal but one of them is the sky not being so blue tonight. mostly it is yellow
>>200137364Oh you're the Bangladeshi schizo
how do you make the hunger go away when you can't eat
>>what the fuck is this thread
>>200137666Meth
>>200137666watch porn or do something anxiety inducing
>>200137666Nicotine.
>>200137566I will find him and show him where the nearest train tracks are, to help him get in touch with his heritage.
>>200137666lean how to enjoy it or if its not by choice then just sit and be greedy without eating, and wait until 1 or 2 days. you will get a massive high when it hits
>>200137666drink a large amount of water at once
>>200137736prefer AI meme personally
when i close my eyes its flickering (my eyelids are twitching though) and a different color c:
>>200137666Ozempic
>>200137666If you eat a carnivore diet, you won't be as hungry
which you will enjoy much more
>>200137807toby you need to stop with the chemicals and drugs
On July 17, 1902, Willis Haviland Carrier designed the first modern air-conditioning system, launching an industry that would fundamentally improve the way we live, work and play.
>>200137666Caffeine and nicotine are appetite suppressants, but I didn't know demons could get hungry anyway.
who's voting for her
>>200137877im making pooand sitting on my back with my eyes closed later trying to stay awake for as long as possible in the dark
>>200137454I'm doing okayhave i ever told you how glad I am that i'm not called Toby?imagine being called Toby!LOL
>>200137870Aaaaaaa!
accidentally left something very expensive and rare on the ground (teleport to version of a boss) while i was away and this noob tried to pick it up
>>200137974You could've been the World's first analyst + therapist
rough in /cum/ today
have an update for u
>>200138058haha i watched that show like 3 years ago during the lockdownsloved it so muchlast season was crap thoi bet the guy who wrote it was called Toby
^brit on a proxy
bought a really shit tasting monster and almost threw it outsaved it by mixing it with some of the highest quality vodka there is (taaka)
spottem on shiesty
>>200138128which flavour was it
>>200138110the first 2 seasons were some of the greatest in television history. i've done quite a few rewatches and it never fails to make me giggle.
>>200138128popsicle "dreamsicle"
This fatherlands no place to die for
>>200138180whatever the hell this is supposed to beI've had a lot of energy drinks in my life and this one is one of the worst, second only to the birthday cake bang one
>>200138185An ILLUSION, Michael! A trick is what a whore does for money...or candy:D
im anti-war
>>200138292geeeeeeeeennnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
im anti-war except how polshits talked so much about a lot of things for many years of last and then when two war broke out that you think theyd be interested in helping in they sat in their armchairs and talked
>>200138313Barry Zuckerkorn...he's very good
>>200138360>what are we doing here? what's the plan?KEK
>>200138247>pipeline punchFruit punch? I wouldn't buy it 'cause pink is for girls!
if you still play runescape or wow in your 30s you're a loser. any other kind of mmo is alright in my book
I'm being gangstslked by the San Fernando Sheriffs
>>200138394I think it's trying for like a peach fruit punch but it just tastes like utter shitI have a few favorites I go for but sometimes I just grab a few random ones for fun
what about maplestory?
>>200138464>t. wow player
>>200138479shoot up the station then
>>200138382How am I supposed to find someone willing to inti that musty old clap trap?....long pause...Oh...the CABINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oxav-Noi-8
one time that something for free is good to want and then try hard with your emotions to secure (letting yourself worry) it is when the thing is someone elses free shit, otherwise - if you had to work for the free thing - it is unhealthy to eat
>>200138557I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands**cuts to jason's deadpan look**
>>200138492I tried wow classic during the pandemic for like 1 hour. honestly not my kind of bread
>>200138605you do realize i can send stabbers to your place in your shitty council estate
+3 to my free shit pile from this noob
>>200137115Why are you so obsessed over Europe?
>>200138681>honestly not my kind of breadsoooooo, do you like whole wheat bread?
over 4chan. get a grip, stop being a mean person bully and wanting people to get stabbed over an internet site
>>200138716You're not sending your best.
>>200138676Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-M7T9kglo
>>200138682wait are you the jeet, and not britfeel? i was nice to you...
>>200138716>Australia>Brazil
todays. i lost 200M today for going into wildy, when i kept going in over and over again on a suicide mission and had to find out what repair costs are by that way. but at least i got the thing done and after that i stopped losing money
Why the fuck are there so many god damn Europeans in this thread?
>>200138827I would never even consider voting red.
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>200138846>I'm basically the joker - afraid to ask for extra ketchuplel
he's using my signature apu againwe discusses this yesterday and he apologizedbut he's back to his old anticsnever trust an apu thief
>>200138827Im not allowed to vote but I didn’t vote for him last time I could
"Irish wristwatch" and "fresh sushi" are the hardest tongue twisters ever.
>>200138907If you would consult my previous post >>200134745
Faggot
>>200138918I had a cappucino this morning
im going to buy a mcdonalds! ^.^
>>200137261>>200137306I'm not Mousey>>200137261Shut the fuck up yourself>>200137291I'm not on a proxy, I am actually in the UK
>>200138780>If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqDuUCRrles
>>200138971Where are you from Those aren’t tongue twisters to me
>>200138827picrel
>>200138993hope you enjoyed your cuppa, anon
>>200139105Drumpfaggots still seething at Biden dropping out?
Clint Eastwood moment
Rocking back and forth
>>200139188try spinning in your chair
>>200139140No, I am a staunch democrat and don't approve of them pushing a replacement candidate without primaries.It's profoundly undemocratic, and I thought the dem party was the last bastion to defend our democracy.
There are beings out there more powerful than you can imagine
>>200139222Time to dilate
>>200137154based BASED!
Melancholy hitting again
good.
>>200139309
>>200139329>Not gonna lie>Lies
>>200138907Because Europe and North America are great friends and we are essentially the sameUSA speaks English, Canada speaks English/French, Mexico speaks SpanishYes, they're all European languages
next post
cotton candy?
>>200139467the wise pharaoh of foods.
the democrats being an anti-jew party is something I didn't think would happen
What are the coolest crimes to be charged with?I think arms trafficking and money laundering
lol everybody dislikes jews
>>200139547securities fraud
>>200139591Based
>>200139547successful death by cop (punishment death)
>>200137115Sweden loves Canada, USA, and Mexico, but we're still not welcome?!!
>>200138827I’m not a fan of the state of Israel so I won’t be voting for zion don
>>200139326
>>200139647all are welcome but you have to come in legally
>>200139500Only the outsiders/grassroots, the party wants the Jewish governor Shapiro on the ticket
>>200139547Forgery
>>200139679you and me?
i always pronounced shapiro as shah-pee-ro but i juts found out its actually sha-pie-ro
>>200139700Kamela along with 100 other house democrats literally snubbed Netanyahu
This is me taking the lie detector test
just got pulled over for speeding
>>200139779did you pass?
>>200139547Embezzlement
>>200139805good luck.
>>200139805Are you being gangstlked by the San Fernando Sheriffs too?
>>200139781She has inspired me to get in shape so I can get a gf like her
>>200139742Figuratively, yes
>>200139781Can someone throw that surfboard back into the ocean please
What percentage of /cum/ has British flags filtered?It's inhuman discrimination if you ask me
>>200139309>>200139326>>200139679>>200139742>>200139907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYRKcBeEgo0
>>200139816No
>>200139933I bet she can body surf really well
>>200139805Was it a bike cop?
>>200140012:(
where should i put my air plant?
aeroponics?
>>200140162nope. got a fine though
30 minutes on the exercise bike then groceries then cook
13 years of driving and never gotten a ticket before ama
>>200140280how do i become a really really good drivert. 24 male canada
>>200140280is you a cracker?
>>200140280im gonna learn to drive soon.
>>200140336proxy brit :^)
>>200140560The most controversial part of that film oddly enough
>>200140560oceangate for boomers
im an unreliable narrator
i love whygena
just risked 400M in wildy just walked back into wildy with 2 keys i cant protect (very valuable keys) and logged out just as someone was raising their dds at me. i have no idea if it hit...
good afternoon
for me its long hair akane
Reckless asshole passed me on the road shoulder
>>200141085hello qt
bibi feels really unsafe
sverige or something
https://is2.4chan.org/int/1721855788106428.png
>>200140280ive gotten a few warnings and only one ticket. i forgot to pay that ticket too so they put a warrant for my arrest for missing my court date. i freaked the fuck out and thought i was going to jail but i just had to pay 200 dollars to make it go away
Any idea on a small pickup truck to buy? Everything I see is 4 doors and humvee sized
>>200140560reminder 3 dogs survived
I'm about to murder suicide my penis
>>200141557why did you say it like that
>>200141606I thought it was kind of funny, I go for edgy shock value my comedy isn't for the thinking man
McDonalds burgerr meat smells like hard worlk or good honest work the cooks all smell like that perma even when walking home with them. when you buy a McDonalds burger you are buying a little piece of that hard work they do with the money you had to work hard for (except me). soon i will have a job and be able to get probably not takeouts all of the time but there was something i was thinking of getting
wagies are driving home huh. thats why the thread died
>>200141653im not the thinking man so it’s fine i wasn’t putting you down or anything go attack your thing have fun
guys guys guys Destiny just said the 2nd amendment probably doesn't mean individual gun ownership!!!!! guys!!!!!!!!!
Seems like Kamal vp pick will be a Navy veteran and a astronaut
who doesn't like a chili hot dog
>>200141796She's already winning in some polls now
>>200141846i like them in theory but they are really messy and it puts me off from eating them
the energy drinks taste like edible monopoloy pieces again ^o^ and i didnt get anything from using the keys so gn. gngn uwu
>>200141846You're never too rich to turn down a free chili dog
wait nvm but i will leave the REALcummers to their thread
what i want most in life? money and woman
>>200142025shut up mousenonce you FREAK
cum bum
I'm NOT a sussy baka
>>200142030woman singular?speak for yourself i want a harem to attend to my needs whenever id like
Post things that make you go "Score!!"My hair clippers seemed to stop working, so before I went to walmart to buy a replacement (13$) I checked them again and lo and behold, they worked, score!!
>>200142167i believe in monogamous relationships
>>200142201When I have a really good coom I yell "SCOOOOOOOOORE"
>>200142201nice good stuff anon i got my clippers from my brief stint in cosmetology school. they had us buy all our own equipment from them and we got to keep them even if we dropped out
>>200142123autism
>>200141294point and laugh at this retard
>>200142283
>>200142294he doin a big stretch
>>200142294el perro stretchy
>>200142294why did he do it
>>200142377he’s got a good reason but the real question is why aren’t you ?
>>200142315>>200142322yank and a mericaboo>>200142315>>200142377samefag
>>200142294long dog
>>200142315>>200142411actually this is the samefag >>200142322>>200142377>>200142430samefag
I wanna be famous
>>200142294stretchy ass nigga
>>200142458do you though that would suck not being able to go out anywhere and never having privacy
All sex is gay sex if you think about it.
please stay in here mousenonce and stop fucking up /Brit/ thanks, we prefer it without you mate :/cheers x
>>200142529how do you figure
driving down to the police station to turn myself in because I just comitted felony assault and battery on my penis
im not but you too you fucking parasite fuck off
>>200142596OK I'll stop coming here as long as you stop coming to /Brit/
>>200142593i know the subject matter is gross but im glad you wrote a follow up i hope they don’t lock you up for too long
>>200137115i have received new shoes. they are a little tight, so i am going to find some way to stretch them out a little bit.
>>200142617kill yourself parasite
>>200142529vaginas exist dawg
>>200142637take a pic of them when you can
>>200142637which ones?
and youre fucking retarded if after how many times ive told you that you still think the other person pretending to be me is just fuck off you absolute subhuman spastic
toby tantrum
cottagecore pages are fascinating
>>200142575Ya, scratch that. You’re right
>cooked nothing in my microwave for 12 minutesI'm so fucking retarded, god damnit.
>>200142294
Brown and orange are the same color
>>200142664this is the proxy brit >>200142583>>200142558these posts contain an avatar/signature smiley, mods. the parasite is doing it yet again (like he does all day every day with the signatures). why is this allowed?
>>200142737i wasn’t arguing against i just wanted to know your logic but it’s okay
>>200142742chicken in the background
>>200142754zip it
Can’t stop farting
>>200142754you will not throw the tantrum
>>200142742he one long mf
>>200142676>>200142681shoes. you can kind of see on the left one how it curves inward a little past the toe stiffener. using a broom handle i should be able to push that out.
Faggotry is the greatest evil known to man, there is no one more evil than a faggot. To kill faggots is morally justified to return them to hell
>>200142739lol but what were you going to cook for 12 minutes in a microwave use the stove at that point
>>200142788If you desaturate trump's colors he becomes brown
nonce makes this general pretty much unusable for new posters without brit filtered, i dont know if that's a good thing
>>200142754shut up nigga
>>200142836drop 'im mousey
i deleted the post in case the tran jan is on the prowl
you will not control me you little parasite subhuman fucking retard. go kill yourselfremember what i said yesterday. clearly you are content with what you get if you have to come herei will remind the mods that he is constantly using singatures, name fields, avatar pictures, and tripcodes. answer me this: why is he allowed to treat 4chan like his own little personal Facebook? why is he alloewd? do your job once again - i am not going to let you control me you ltitle parasite spastic fucktard. remember what i said yesterday because i meant it i will not let him control meand you will do your job, moderator
mods he is doing it againhe is doing what he did yesterday and you are allowing it. you are not doing your job. with all the complaining fat does, he is not complaining right now. why? do your job it is your job to do it
>>200142830i like them anon very snappy
>>200142895meltdown
>>200142846how do i filter posts it's getting really annoying at this point
>>200142841Broccoli. I just put it in a glass bowl with plastic wrap on it. With an opening for the steam ofc. I don't have a steamer to do it on the stove and the microwave does it well enough.
you will not control meclearly you are not very happy/content. i spit on you
>>200142831Why do you want to kill yourself lad?
>>200142946thanks. outside of the tightness right now they are pretty good. very lightweight and the sole is very squishy. i think they will be good for everyday shoes when i move.
There this new cashier that I like . She's a short milf latina with biggg ass. She always greets her coworkers. That's why I didn't consider her greeting special but it was lifefuel bc she smiled and it's rareeeee a coworker greeting me. Today I was about to say her I like seeing her . I gave up . I saw she had rings in her right hand and one in her left hand .I couldn't focused to see what kind of rings they were.Why would do this? Why would I act like a predator? She's older than me , there's no way this would lead to something positive. Maybe she'd reported me for harassment. Before the end of my shift I go outside. Someone came get her in black car . She sat in the front seat (it wasn't Uber/Lyft). She waived at us ( me and a guy were outside)
>>200142976adam is a demonhe is a gangstalker he will follow you wherever you goyou need to get rid of him
>>200143001but he's 6'3
>>200142830Are you a hopster
>>2001429684chan x extension -> filter flag no stubs
>>200143001>Women openly admitting they're fucking stupidBased
>>200143001you'll wear them in don't worry>>200143001dumb bitches do dumb stuff this can't even be refuted
>>200142975I'm partial to roasted in the oven veggie medley myself, toss a lil bit of salt and peppa and olive oil and whatever veggies you got at 350 for 30 minutes done, easy
See how brit posters do our peaceful cum
just installed google play store on this fire tablet. jeff will NOT be happy about this
>>200143030no. i will wear them for work. i'm just trying them on at home right now.
keep going you parasite. you will not control me
this nigga think he jordan peterson
Hi yall, just checking up on our Tobes. Has he been alright? I really hope he hasn't caused any trouble.
>>200143092WHEN I SAY THAT POSTS ARE THE BRIT ON A PROXY IT IS THE ADAM FAGGOT COMING AND RAIDING EVERY NIGHT AND POSTING ALL OF THIS SHIT YOU DONT LISTEN THOUGH
>>200143032gonna do this later i just woke up theres a lot of menus to go through
>>200143111you need to stop him tobyhe's been spamming cuckold images in /brit/ for 16 hours straight every dayhow do we stop him?you're the only one with any power here
>>200143133hes a sweet boy
>>200143080Yeah thats good too but im feeling lazy today. Just needed something green and quick to go with my frozen pizza.
>>200143142boo hoo nigga
Oh dear..
>>200143165i taek u to da bar??
he will not control me but you know it is kind of sad that he is probably both these people, one coming here to complain about me and the other pretending to be me. he is probably both of those people. thats extremely sad. he is so pathetic and he does it for 19 hours a day
>>200143143you can just click the arrow next to the post and it does for you, you just need to write the board and stub thing, also for 4chanx you will want to disable the expand on hover thing, at least i did i find it really annoying, there's only like 2 or 3 settings i turned off that are annoying by default
Why do you all get triggered by low life whores who want to fuck low life thugs?You clearly dislike both
I'm really sorry guys... come on Toby, let's go back now. Yes you can do your nettle thing when we get back okay?
Trying to make extra money and my friend is suggesting I should work at a gay bar. Apparently I'm "cute enough" to get extra tips
>>200143226please stop him tobyhe's mindraping /brit/
i was supposed to be born a low class british man in my heart of hearts its who i am im detestable and despicable perverted and disgusting and ugly why was i born a lovable american oaf instead of a ghoulish british zombie
>>200143226just ignore him bro, he just wants to cause this reaction. just keep being you thats what makes him seethe the most, eventually he will die off on his own
i shant post again anything that i did post yesterday. he is not human anyway
I WILL control you
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>200143256you arent doing shit. youre sitting in the thread for 19 hours a day with 5 different concurrent personas spamming 60+ posts a minute on proxies and all the name fields, avatars, shitty gimmicks you could think of with barely any engagement
>>200143297It's over
>>200143297the weinermobile came to my town i took selfies with it, it was a big event for the town
pay me money to remove him from the website all day every day on all of the times he pops back up, because you cant do your job and match his resources. do that or the website dies
>>200143317did you take one where you're really far away from the truck so you can pretend you're eating the weiner truck from the cameras perspective if not, missed opportunity
>>200143297I WEEP
>>200137115New>>200143353>>200143353>>200143353
>>200143355you will not control me you parasite
>>200143345i had that thought but i didn't do it i didn't want to look like a weirdo lol>>200143362i was gonna do it but thats fine
>>200143362Trains are for retards and need to be outlawed. Kys
and you know what i DID have a good time typing that out. i love using a keyboardyou now dont get yours. you dont get any enjoyment. and you dont control me
>>200143362>biden threadTrump edition next
reminder that he did this yesterdayhe is doing it again today he is doing what he wants and they are letting him. then he calls me the "prefect"
